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JULY 17

Serious

by David on March 21, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The Bechdel Test

└ Tags: dorothy, joe, joyce, roz

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    March 21, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    I was totally serious about getting you and this other stranger in the sack!

    …with my penis.

  2. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    March 21, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    She can’t reach that high. Fortunately there’s also another spot that’s almost at fist level.

    • MM
      MM
      March 21, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      I was thinking the same thing. Joe didn’t plan that request out well.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        March 21, 2011 at 4:26 am | # | Reply

        That’s a HELL YEAH!

        • Mr. Jones
          Mr. Jones
          March 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm | # | Reply

          This is Joyce though, she would need a few pairs of gloves before punching him there

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      March 21, 2011 at 11:59 pm | # | Reply

      So his face is still tender, but the other place is nice and hard…?

      XD

  3. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    March 21, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Worst…timing…ever.

  4. DaniellePhantom
    DaniellePhantom
    March 21, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    ….that’s a new face for joyce.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      March 21, 2011 at 12:49 am | # | Reply

      FAAAAACE!

    • LC
      LC
      March 21, 2011 at 8:32 am | # | Reply

      Expression unlocked: Arousal

      • aydr
        aydr
        March 21, 2011 at 8:50 am | # | Reply

        If that’s her turned on face I don’t think she has to worry too much about men trying to soil her virtue.

      • zuche
        zuche
        March 21, 2011 at 9:18 am | # | Reply

        I think that’s more a “Exceeding the Fury of Hell” expression.

        • nothri
          nothri
          March 21, 2011 at 11:46 am | # | Reply

          It looks to be a combination of “embarrassed at the sexual implications and rising fury at how fast joe moved on….and maybe just a pinhc of perverse sexual lust”.

  5. addude
    addude
    March 21, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Cover your groin!

    • 1Samildanach
      1Samildanach
      March 21, 2011 at 4:35 am | # | Reply

      This is _Joyce_ you’re talking about. Anything within a foot or two of ‘naughty bits’ is probably safe from any sort of contact =P.

      • Ristar
        Ristar
        March 21, 2011 at 8:44 am | # | Reply

        So a midget is totally safe from her!

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 21, 2011 at 11:52 am | # | Reply

      So your suggesting that Joe start cock blocking, then?

  6. A. Colunga
    A. Colunga
    March 21, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Why does she have his underwear? Weren’t they at his place? Unless….

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      March 21, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      It could have gotten caught up in her clothes. I’ve had that happen where something small like a sock ends up hiding in a shirt one of us is wearing and we don’t realise it until hours later.

      • agentksilver
        agentksilver
        March 21, 2011 at 10:55 am | # | Reply

        Same here, except replace “hours” with “days.”

    • tom
      tom
      March 21, 2011 at 1:28 am | # | Reply

      She’s got a thing for guys’ used underwear. What’s the problem here?

    • Fark
      Fark
      March 21, 2011 at 1:45 am | # | Reply

      Souvenir.

      • Maveric1984
        Maveric1984
        March 21, 2011 at 3:59 am | # | Reply

        nono, trophy

    • A. Colunga
      A. Colunga
      March 21, 2011 at 1:46 am | # | Reply

      A man’s underwear is sacred. *looks at glass-cased, sellotaped, and pressed packs of pearly whites.

      • DaveO
        DaveO
        March 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm | # | Reply

        Right. A man’s underwear is sacred, only because if we lost them, we’d have to go out of our way to buy more.

        If Roz realizes this, she and Joe should elope, like now. And if Joe knows where those underwear went and still wants them back, then the universe has already bound them together for eternity.

        Just kidding. I’m wondering where they went, too…

    • dchorror
      dchorror
      March 21, 2011 at 6:00 pm | # | Reply

      It was more sexy than wearing his shirt out.

  7. Cha
    Cha
    March 21, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Oh Roz, I love you. XDD
    If only for that face Joyce is making.

  8. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    March 21, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Best face ever. I need to learn how to do that.

  9. arjay2813
    arjay2813
    March 21, 2011 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    lol, joe is covering the wrong body part…

  10. Wackd
    Wackd
    March 21, 2011 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    All Joyce needs is smoke coming out of her ears.

  11. Rognik
    Rognik
    March 21, 2011 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Hey, she already rejected him. Can’t blame him for finding a new love. (Of course, less than 24 hours after rejection? Might be a little fast…)

    • Schadetj
      Schadetj
      March 21, 2011 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

      More like less than an hour. Joe works fast.

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        March 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm | # | Reply

        Your avatar makes this comment gold.

        Though it may have taken two.

    • gangler
      gangler
      March 21, 2011 at 5:01 am | # | Reply

      In this case fast is just a compliment on his abilities. No one’s actually expected to wait after a failed first date. If they had been an item that would be one thing, but he pretty much could have made arrangements with Conquest before leaving the building and retained his class.

      • taekwondogirl
        taekwondogirl
        March 22, 2011 at 2:17 am | # | Reply

        I’m not sure “class” is the right word for that. It’d be acceptable but it wouldn’t be classy. Then again, he isn’t exactly a classy guy…

  12. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
    Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
    March 21, 2011 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Oh yeah Joe, he’s serious alright, serious about pimpin. Nice timing Roz.

  13. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
    Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
    March 21, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Don’t try it in the halls Joyce, Amazi-Girl might strike.

    • gangler
      gangler
      March 21, 2011 at 5:07 am | # | Reply

      Awesome development. “Why are you siding with him? He’s a Pervert! Us girls have to stick together.”

      Amazi-girl then picks her up and tosses her off the vicinity like a javelin. Breaks records and then makes some offhand remark about which she would prefer, the torture caves of Professor Manyaxes or joining the track and field team.

  14. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    March 21, 2011 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Surprised no one made a FAAACE reference yet.

    • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
      Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
      March 21, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

      Overrated…….oh what the hey, FAAAAAAACEEEEE!

      • TemplarKnight
        TemplarKnight
        March 21, 2011 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

        What comic is the FAAAAACE! reference in? I tried searching the comics, but it’s heard to figure out how many a’s and e’s to have in there.

        • KJ
          KJ
          March 21, 2011 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

          This one: Face

        • Jackson
          Jackson
          March 21, 2011 at 12:49 am | # | Reply

          Gotcha covered.

          • TsunamiJane
            TsunamiJane
            March 21, 2011 at 9:55 am | # | Reply

            Thank you! I had been seeing everyone saying FAAAAACCE, and even joined in myself, but didn’t know where it was coming from. I had of course read that comic but apparently not the comments.

            Upon reading the comments, all I could say was “Damn I love these guys.”

        • Undrave
          Undrave
          March 21, 2011 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

          I think its literally titled ‘Face’ so its not that hard to find. Its in the ‘day 1′ part.

          • TemplarKnight
            TemplarKnight
            March 22, 2011 at 1:38 pm | # | Reply

            Wow, more recent than I expected. I was searching through the It’s Walky comics, thinking it was an old and hallowed reference from days long gone. Nope.

  15. tdm88
    tdm88
    March 21, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

    I really hope this doesn’t end with Joe somehow taking the blame for the disaster date.

  16. shoeboxjeddy
    shoeboxjeddy
    March 21, 2011 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Were you EVER serious about our date? You know, the one where I hired a guy to attack you?

    The really funny part of this is remembering Joyce screaming at Joe to “Ruin me!” in the pouring rain from the Walkyverse.

    • Reboot
      Reboot
      March 21, 2011 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

      When was that?

      • Deathstalker
        Deathstalker
        March 21, 2011 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

        Long ago in a comic far far away.

        (Link in the upper right, It’s Walky! Be warned, clicking that link has been known to immobilize people in their seat for a long time, simply clicking the mouse repeatedly.)

        • Jillian
          Jillian
          March 21, 2011 at 2:10 am | # | Reply

          Its a trap that gets me all the time. A trap I harbor perverse sexual lust for. <3

        • gangler
          gangler
          March 21, 2011 at 5:15 am | # | Reply

          Didn’t have to click once with the autopager add-on. Didn’t help >.<

      • Crimson Magic
        Crimson Magic
        March 21, 2011 at 1:47 am | # | Reply

        “Destroy me! Destroy me!”

  17. Lokitsu
    Lokitsu
    March 21, 2011 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

    I know Joe’s expression in panel 4 isn’t as dramatic as Joyce’s near-aneurysm, but just look at him. His face says it all (mostly using “Oh” and a series of four-letter words).

    • Noel Schornhorst
      Noel Schornhorst
      March 21, 2011 at 5:30 am | # | Reply

      I agree! I didn’t notice until I read your post! Hee hee! He looks like a robot! (Joebot?)

  18. goatman95111
    goatman95111
    March 21, 2011 at 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Where is Sal to beat some sense into the bible thumper?

    • gangler
      gangler
      March 21, 2011 at 5:11 am | # | Reply

      Holy shit! It would be awesome to find out that she actually learned a shit load of bible passages in there and can but heads with Joyce on that level too.

  19. Sporkaganza
    Sporkaganza
    March 21, 2011 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Joyce’s face in panel 4 is the best thing that Willis will ever draw.

  20. Brandon
    Brandon
    March 21, 2011 at 1:13 am | # | Reply

    PUNCH HIM IN THE JUNK.

    • Eposi
      Eposi
      March 21, 2011 at 1:56 am | # | Reply

      but, that would involve touching his [insert whatever childishly polite term Joyce would use to describe the male reproductive organ] with her hand. I think that epiphany would break her mind

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        March 21, 2011 at 4:28 am | # | Reply

        A taddywacker?

        • zuche
          zuche
          March 21, 2011 at 10:43 am | # | Reply

          Between that word and the idea of a Bible verse battle between Sal and Joyce, I’m going to have lines from Porky’s stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

  21. Mathew
    Mathew
    March 21, 2011 at 1:17 am | # | Reply

    called it i am master of the future

  22. Katosen27
    Katosen27
    March 21, 2011 at 1:18 am | # | Reply

    Last comic had comments defending Joe. This comment has them wanting Joyce to punch Joe.

    What the fuck? xD

    • Katosen27
      Katosen27
      March 21, 2011 at 1:18 am | # | Reply

      this comic*

      • David Herbert
        David Herbert
        March 21, 2011 at 1:55 am | # | Reply

        Well this time she has reason. He’s just shown to her that he regarded her so lightly that after the date was done he went and slept with another girl.

        • ProtonCon
          ProtonCon
          March 21, 2011 at 2:48 am | # | Reply

          She dropped him and had someone hired to Mike her in the face at the drop of a hat. So he dropped his pants with Roz and got down.

        • Shift
          Shift
          March 21, 2011 at 3:15 am | # | Reply

          I still defend Joe over Joyce.

          Lets look at this logically and truthfully: Joe was serious about the date. He invited her out, and treated her with shocking respect, (considering it was Joe we are talking about) for a majority of the date. Yes, he wanted to Joe her, but never once did he force her to do anything. And yes, his eyes wandered upon Connie, but that’s hardly a punishable offense.

          However, after he got beaten by Mike and Joyce, which resulted in the date ending on bad terms, Joe was completely at liberty to hook up with Roz. Joyce physically assaulted Joe and the proceeded to disavow any claim on Joe romantically.

          She has no reason or right to get angry at him. I won’t say his actions are very classy. He’s a dog. But technically he did nothing wrong. Unlike Joyce who helped beat him.

          • 1Samildanach
            1Samildanach
            March 21, 2011 at 4:55 am | # | Reply

            You know how some people would have dealt with a date that… disappointing with alcohol? I imagine hooking up with Roz could well be Joe’s equivalent.

            Personally, I see it as the healthier of the two: seeking out companionship, as opposed to drinking until you forget or simply don’t care.

            So I agree with you, Shift. Joyce was well out of line that night, and made it clear that she had no further interest in him.

          • Madness
            Madness
            March 21, 2011 at 12:32 pm | # | Reply

            I agree and disagree.
            I agree that she has no right to punch him, but I still think she has every right to be angry with him. When she asked Joe, “Were you ever really seriously about our date?” she was really asking, “Did you really take our date as seriously as I did?”, and I think both you and Joe are undermining how seriously she took the date. He just dates around for a run of one night stands with people who don’t expect to stay exclusive fore more than ten minutes, but she came to college looking for the man she wants to MARRY. That’s why she went so far as to dress up, hire a supervisor, ask him serious questions, and take it slow. Because no matter what she told her friend, she really CARED about this date, and no matter what she told Joe, he probably really hurt her.

          • Shift
            Shift
            March 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm | # | Reply

            I find it hard to sympathize with Joyce considering how terrible she’s behaved this entire plot.

            Despite what she thinks now, Joe took the date very seriously. When he saw how nice she was dressed, he wanted to change to look nicer for her. He took her to dinner, and didn’t immediately pressure her for sex. He didn’t even proposition her at any point during the date. The closest he came was attempt to start a conversation where they discussed their opposing opinions about sex and lust.

            Joyce spent the entire time speaking dismissively of his faith, trying to meddle in his family life, force-feed him her own faith so as to convert him away from his own, hired Mike to attack him should he show any signs of sexual interest and then proceeded to attack Joe herself.

            If Joyce should be angry at anyone, it should be herself. After all, its HER fault that the date went the way it did. What Joe did after she attacked him and the date ended, is hardly her business. Its fine she has hurt feelings, but if she chooses to act on them, she’s just proving herself to be the bad guy.

          • zuche
            zuche
            March 21, 2011 at 4:18 pm | # | Reply

            Joe did nothing wrong?

            THE HELL?

            His date brings a chaperone for her own security. Given a choice between accepting this or walking away, he attempts to bribe Mike.

            Joe gets no high ground after that. None.

      • Noel Schornhorst
        Noel Schornhorst
        March 21, 2011 at 5:28 am | # | Reply

        Y’know, it never says in the above comic that Roz and Joe slept together *after* the date… Joyce may think she was another conquest (not to be confused with Galasso’s offspring) and that mingled with premarital hanky-panky may have pushed Joyce’s buttons. She does tend to jump to conclusions rather impulsively…

        • zuche
          zuche
          March 21, 2011 at 10:52 am | # | Reply

          Joyce Brown vs. Miko Miyazaki–FIGHT!

          Eh, on second thought, maybe she should split that fight with Mike.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      March 21, 2011 at 4:19 pm | # | Reply

      In this comic, there are no heroes.

  23. Ash
    Ash
    March 21, 2011 at 1:33 am | # | Reply

    Joe did not plan that well.

  24. Mirenheart
    Mirenheart
    March 21, 2011 at 2:13 am | # | Reply

    Joe’s gonna get his bits punched. How fun.

    • Osaru Sensei
      Osaru Sensei
      March 21, 2011 at 3:52 am | # | Reply

      … And with that Joyce Gravatar (FAAACE!), you just won an internet.

      • Mirenheart
        Mirenheart
        March 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm | # | Reply

        I just love this Gravatar. I makes EVERYTHING I say, better.

  25. 1Samildanach
    1Samildanach
    March 21, 2011 at 4:58 am | # | Reply

    This situation needs our friendly neighbourhood Lesbian. She’d sort them out good, I’m sure.

    • gangler
      gangler
      March 21, 2011 at 6:06 am | # | Reply

      Now I can’t stop picturing this Lesbian-man character. He’s like Spiderman, but doesn’t dress in tights, is overweight with the creepiest beard, and all his puns are terribly insensitive to the gay rights movement.

      • 1Samildanach
        1Samildanach
        March 22, 2011 at 2:44 am | # | Reply

        Try not to think about what gadgets he’d come up with…

  26. jucasjr
    jucasjr
    March 21, 2011 at 6:44 am | # | Reply

    I kinda think Joe’s expression in the fourth panel is funnier…

    • dchorror
      dchorror
      March 21, 2011 at 11:44 pm | # | Reply

      It kinda is, but it’s overshadowed by Joyce’s over reactive expression.

  27. KZero
    KZero
    March 21, 2011 at 8:03 am | # | Reply

    Joyce got Biff mouth in pannel 4 XD

  28. Kurai_Seraphim
    Kurai_Seraphim
    March 21, 2011 at 8:10 am | # | Reply

    Wanna bet this relationship eventually comes up in Leslie’s gender studies class? Possibly Leslie’s lesson text boxes overlaying a separate location Joyce/Joe silent scene?

  29. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    March 21, 2011 at 9:09 am | # | Reply

    Go, fists of righteousness!

    • zuche
      zuche
      March 21, 2011 at 10:54 am | # | Reply

      Eh, better than rights of fisting.

  30. Sol
    Sol
    March 21, 2011 at 9:57 am | # | Reply

    I remember this one! Turned out awesome.

  31. ashleyw
    ashleyw
    March 21, 2011 at 10:28 am | # | Reply

    Joyce’s face in the fourth panel. I’m afraid her mouth might fall off. :P

  32. Robert in San Diego
    Robert in San Diego
    March 21, 2011 at 10:31 am | # | Reply

    Joyce’s expression in panel 3: Is “aghast” or “disgust” more prominent? And did anyone have to explain Roz’s interesting headgear choice from last week to Joyce?

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      March 21, 2011 at 10:47 am | # | Reply

      I can’t speak to panel 3 (what, are you a computer programmer?), but panel 4 looks more like “I’ve been possessed by Zuul” to me.

      • zuche
        zuche
        March 21, 2011 at 10:57 am | # | Reply

        “Request Danaed.”

  33. zero
    zero
    March 21, 2011 at 12:32 pm | # | Reply

    its like a combination of the anime embarrassed face and a Joyce “OMG” face

  34. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    March 21, 2011 at 2:36 pm | # | Reply

    Not in the FAAACE!!!

    Maybe his stomach might do.

  35. Loki
    Loki
    March 21, 2011 at 4:11 pm | # | Reply

    The funny thing is, Joe *was* serious, in his own Joe way. He seemed interested in making her a real “project” for long-term Joe-ing.

  36. Sili
    Sili
    March 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm | # | Reply

    Whatever happened to the dildo-hat?

  37. Janette
    Janette
    March 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm | # | Reply

    Welcome to college Joyce.

  38. Dahlia
    Dahlia
    March 21, 2011 at 8:47 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah Joe! WERE YOU SERIOUS!?!? Dating is srs business, Joe! (Bwahahahaha!)

  39. MenachemSchmuel
    MenachemSchmuel
    March 21, 2011 at 9:44 pm | # | Reply

    4th panel Joe face = best panel Joe face.

  40. Lanny
    Lanny
    March 21, 2011 at 10:07 pm | # | Reply

    Hit her back. =\

  41. Marty
    Marty
    March 21, 2011 at 11:48 pm | # | Reply

    I believe the Joyce face in the 4th panel may be the best face Willis has ever drawn.

  42. Robin
    Robin
    March 22, 2011 at 6:06 pm | # | Reply

    How did Roz get there so fast, wasn’t she back at the dorm cheering on the Billie / Ruth confrontation?

  43. Happy Ham Ham
    Happy Ham Ham
    July 2, 2011 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Isn’t mike still nearby.

  44. Kelvin
    Kelvin
    August 30, 2011 at 7:12 am | # | Reply

    Roz is the same in any universe. XD

  45. Magnus369
    Magnus369
    September 28, 2011 at 8:59 pm | # | Reply

    Gotta love that look… it’s not so much that shit hath hit the fan… more so that shit hath smashed the fan to hell.

  46. Aegon01
    Aegon01
    February 20, 2012 at 11:04 pm | # | Reply

    Joe’s face in panel three XD

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