Aww! He’s sharing!
I MADE THIS FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
go for it dorothy, start that long, loving, and cute relationship
Delicious and nutritious.
Is now moist and delicious!
.. That gravatar made my brain twist your words.
feeded with knowldedge
… I can’t stop laughing. I hope he keeps this up all week.
Again – cutest thing ever.
Little do they know that Walky is just using nervousness as a cover for his insatiable hunger for paper. He craves it oh so dearly, but they would never approve if they knew.
That’s the galblastedest funniest thing I’ve read all day.
I never thought I would say this but: Joe should help him here
haha, ohhh boy. Poor Walky. C’mon Walkerton, MAN UP!
Please. Like your protagonist is so good with women.
I was worried that’d come across as nastier than I’d like, but the gravatar…makes it worse, actually. Huh.
Worse. . . or better
I’m going to assume that “protagonist” is a euphemism for something. And I know that my protagonist is hella good with women.
Gordon writes Multiplex, a very cool webcomic. Click on his gravatar for the link.
Yeah… I figured he was a webcomic author alright. But it’s funnier (in my head, at the very least — and what else is important?) if I view “protagonist” as a euphemism.
It’s high in fiber!
I just thought about this for the first time. Walky got through high school without ever having a crush? Or this is just dramatically more… crushy than ever before?
Hmm, he probably had a crush on someone, but not someone on this scale.
He’s just socially inept. Others would handle it better, but others are not walky. His panic/nervousness comes from the fact that he simply does not have the tools at his disposal to deal with this situation.
What makes you think there’s not some poor girl off at another school regaling her new friends with tales of the weird boy who kept offering her paper sandwiches?
Walky knows what the women want!
More fibre in their diets?
That paper has written on it the seven words that will make a woman fall in love with you.
There are three things all wise men fear.
One.. two.. three… nope, sorry, that was eight words.
The extra word was thrown in at no extra charge to YOU, the customer.
Wasn’t it fourteen for love, and seven to make someone go without pain?
Meanwhile, to make someone go WITH pain can range all over the place. My favorite being “so if I were your dad, you’d be an orphan.”
Walky – A real ladies man. Hope Joe’s taking tips back there.
Sorry Dan, your “perfect wingman” role has just been taken.
I think this is going well.
You take the left piece of paper and you stay in Walkyverse, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Even with those eyes, that would sound dirty if Walky were to say it to Dorothy right now.
Mike’s seen how deep your Moms’ rabbit-hole goes.
He said it wasn’t worth the trip.
Mike has got to say that in a Matrix-referencing SP! at some point. Willis, make this happen!
You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal! Heeee!
Is this walkeyverse completely devoid of Sci-fi influences? Cause I’m thinking she is an alien and having an effect (affect?) on him, to go from fairly well adjusted college student to 5 year old without the aid of alcohol, there is something about Dorothy.
“fairly well adjusted college student to 5 year old”
He started out closer to the right side of that continuum than most.
Having dealt with crippling shyness around girls in my younger days, I can say with some authority that this is a fairly mild case.
That’s true, he’s not entirely catatonic.
Yeah, this is not as bad as I would have been in that same time frame.
Wow that’s disturbing.
Aww no option for Shaggy in the poll! Then again Shaggy featured prominently in multiple strips already…
Reagan showed up already?
There are no sci-fi overtones in this comic, as such, Reagan died and stayed dead in this universe.
That however doesn’t exclude the possibility of having some random homeless dude who thinks he’s Ronald Reagan.
Or a man who looks, sounds, and has nearly the same voice as Reagan. (not that voices have any meaning in a webcomic).
I vote for a political science professor with a freakish resemblance to his idol.
For maximum flamage, Willis could make him a hippie.
Try it. It’s good.
I just spit all over my computer screen. This is the first time in over a decade of computer use that I have done that. Congratulations. This comic is amazing. Shortpacked! was top notch tonight as well.
Oh, God! He’s adorable! He ate the paper and offered to share!!!
Don’t think I’ve ever seen that one before.
YOU INVENTED A THING!
Laughing Out the Fuck Loud?
^ ^;;; Not my ideal “romantic meal”, Walky…
Yeah, he forgot the candles.
And the romantic music! o:
Funny as hell… Hope that isn’t recycled paper, though.
Is recycled paper less tasty?
I’d be more concerned with how it passes.
It’s disgusting. The best paper is office passes, and then non-recycled unused white printer paper, but they’re sort of a rarity compared to the also-delicious non-recycled notebook paper. The rest is icky 😛
What I’d be saying?
“What…what the hell is wrong with you?”
glomp is the wrong onomonopia to use (since no one is being tackle/hugged…)
Otherwise, I LOVE the comic!
Not really. Before it was deemed as a term for tackling/hugging people by crazy anime people, it was used as a term to indicate eating something whole. It’s a lot less common than the other one now, but back in the day I saw it a lot.
Nom, or maybe Garm would probably work.
why is there no picture of a chicken on the sheet, followed by a “tastes like chicken” joke?
also….. did walky do this after seeing an old “chew it over with a twix” commercial?
That Walky sure knows how to charm the ladies. We’re behind you all the way, buddy.
I must say I’ve never had a reaction like this to a girl I liked. It’s quite amusing.
What’s great for me here is I used to sit next to a kid that did this in high school, though he did it to spite a teacher trying to force him to take notes. Still just as hilarious.
I went to high school with a boy whose method of stress management was exactly the same.
Erm, well you see class, sometimes boys find it easier to ask the “Check yes or no” note if they tear off and eat the “no” portion. They think it increases their odds.
Well played, made all the better by avatar selection.
Wallis gets sick and comes back awesome! This is hilarious! Walky is so damn cute. <3
Puny mortal illness only makes The Willis more powerful.
Isn’t it a bit overkill to tag the strip “Roz” just because we can see the tip of her elbow in the background?
We can see the tip of her butt too. This is important.
(My guess is it’s the principle of the thing: she’s in frame, so she gets a mention.)
If Willis doesn’t tag her, some fanatic or someone who’s only goal is to point out flaws will start commenting about it, so it’s just easier to lable her and not have to deal with the people. Or he just likes tagging everything. Whichever or.
Look at thlose big ol’ alien eyes. Walky must have just escaped from area 51.
Aliens? What there’s no aliens! Where’d you get that idea?
I laughed out loud in the middle of my class! well done sir!
All those years with her boyfriend have not prepared her for this.
It was funny when he ate the paper.
It became GENIUS when he offered her half.
[Insert witty comment here].
Honestly, it seems like Joe is looking at Walky with a bit of concern there.
Paper? You can write something with it.
This is so silly. 😛
What’s great here is that you can practically see the way the gears in his head are moving and how his thought process works.
Now he just has to throw up paper whenever he sees her and his transformation into Stan Marsh will be complete
Oh my god, he really is five years old again.
Why does mt gravatar still now work!?
sorry to be clogging up space like this, trying to fix it.
I know its an alternative universe, but did walky get abducted anyways?
I think he just might BE an alien in this one.
Faz shall try this with Amber. Then she will fall madly in love with him & sleep with him. Yes…Faz has a plan…
yes. i would indeed enjoy sme paper nto est
He reminds me of Raj from The Big Bang Theory
You knew it was coming: I GIVE IT TO YOU!
Mr. sooth strikes again.
Wow, walkys loseing his shit
no san diego comic-con, the sorries
Who should be R.A.?
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