Well you see, when one pair of scissors loves another pair of scissors…
You get sharper scissors, and a more effective cut through paper, or what-have-you.
They rub over each others blades, causing random chip marks to appear, thus damaging them both, resulting in throwiung away said scissors.
Love Is Cruel Sometimes.
HA! Scissoring. I love it.
HA HA. Visual pun.
That better have been in Phil Ken Sebbin/Steven Colbert’s voice, because that’s certainly how I read it.
What’s Dorthy’s major in this universe?
My university didn’t offer that.
Mine did. It was called Gender Studies :B
Beat it. Feminism, Gender, and Sexuality Studies.
UNFILTERED INTERNET! Ultimate trump!
…oh, er… um… hi there?
Wow, Joyce, really? That’s possibly the least appropriate of all possible random avatars the system could have given me. Apart from maybe some alternate universe black cyclops version.
That’s not the real Joyce!
@Zippy: Who is that supposed to be in your grava? Joyci La Forge?
It’s not like you haven’t been dropping hints left and right Daisy.
I’m not an expert, but I don’t think that’s how scissoring works.
I lost it at the scissors. Good show, Walky.
Daisy’s a Scissor Sister? ;p
Invisible light! Ah-ah!
A lesbian version of J. Jonah Jameson. Well, Jameson in reverse, I guess. Maybe. On the one hand–completely disregarding superhero news. On the other hand, just printing what sells.
A zig-zagging lesbian J. Jonah Jameson.
Thanks to you, I now hear J.K. Simmons’s voice for all of Daisy’s speech balloons.
“I need a girlfriend, and combustible lemons.”
Ten Internets i have bestowed upon you, and your mother with my penis.
Simmons is cast to play the main character’s teacher in “Avatar: The Legend of Korra” which is an animated show. I’m pretty excited about this.
She’ll never guess that Dorothy is actually Amazi-Girl!
Oh my god I haven’t even thought of that. Of course she’d be wanting that job. And that’s why she is so successful at it. And they have the same head shape. And no-one has yet seen them together.
Talking of which. Could Dorothy and Amber be the same person?
Consider the only panel where they are seen together.
Mark the use of the words “companion” and “swap”. Obviously Dorothy is Amber’s Tyleresque alter-ego. At some point during the next chapter she’ll be found trying to take a picture of Amazi-girl while wearing the costume herself.
It’s gonna be amazingly tragic.
“that amazigirl is a menace, now get me some photos of her! and if possible make them involve scissoring in some fashion!”
I think it could get screwier, she could become a composite of Lois Lane and JJ!
“Get me pictures of Amazi-Girl! Hot sweaty pictures with battle damaged costume!”
Except JJJ seems almost asexual and is more concerned with a scoop on a masked vigilante. So they’re kind of opposites. :p
Ah that last panel just makes it <3
super hard to figure out the punchline for this one
Something to do with arts and crafts, maybe? Yeah, that’s probably it.
Scissoring is a slang term for a particular form of lesbian sexual activity.
Lies. It’s definitely macaroni sculptures.
Paper lets Rock watch for $15 through a hole in the wall.
This comment gets a thumbs-up.
And for a nickel, your mom gets a thumb up.
(…the thumb is my penis.)
well played, willis
Oh Dorthy, I can sadly sympathize with you as of late.
I hope she doesn’t start running around with those things… someone can lose an eye.
Ask yourself where was the last place you saw the eye – try to retrace your steps. I find it helps to put frequently lost items in the same place every day.
Yeah, faaaces should be kept in one place, which should form a habit, and help you remember where you left it.
Now, if she was a vigilesbian, then Daisy might be interested.
vigilesbian- one who performs unauthorized and illegal lesbian acts on alleged homophobes.
Last panel is the best thing I’ve seen lately.
Facetious remark about the internet.
So rather than put effort into investigating a rumor that has been confirmed and seen by multiple sources, she instead is only interested in a sex video. Where did Daisy learn journalism from? TMZ or the National Enquirer?
It’s not exactly hearsay if you have an entire floor of girls who can corroborate a sighting of Amazi-Girl, and considering the surplus of smart phones, probably got video-phone evidence of Billie being saved.
And an because I need to get it out of my system…
Mrs. Garrison: Oh scissor me Alison! Scissor me!
I NEARLY PURGED THE MR. GARRISON THING FROM MY MIND.
almost. It was nearly gone. and you brought it back.
DANM YOU WILLIS!
DANM YOU SHIFT!
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS
“Where did Daisy learn journalism from?”
“Dear ‘Penthouse’ Forum…”
So … when playing Rock, Paper, Scissors …. and both people throw scissors … hmmm.
Unless she just has a metal on metal fetish.
So, do you guys think Daisy’s gonna be straight in this universe?
As straight as Ethan. And Ultracar.
What is this bs? Again guys?
Look. Dorthy is obviously gay. Anybody can see that.
Now Ethan is obviously straight. At least we can assume so until the author says otherwise.
You’re not well-read on the continuity of the Walkyverse are you?
The amount of sarcasm and counter-sarcasm here is burning my mind! Just to be on the safe side: The author already said Ethan was gay. Now if you’ll excuse me I need some burn cream.
As an aside, have you ever heard the 60s(?) song “Windy”? It’s pretty hilarious:
“Who’s bending down to give me a rainbow?
Everyone knows it’s WINDY!”
For a nickle, I’ll give you some “burn cream.”
…on your FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Aww… Daisy is just denying her superheroine fetish, especially if Amzi-Girl’s costume is based on Batman & Robin.
I think we would have noticed by now if it was…
they should practice safe scissoring, with safety scissors
That is so much more hilarious with the Amazigirl avatar.
Wait, the blonde is gay? that’s Ethan, right?
No thats Daniel I think . Ethan has dark hair
Mike is the blond. Your avatar, Voodoo, is Ethan. Danny has brown hair.
The only thing you’re horrible at is picking up sarcasm.
I picked up your moms femurs for a nickel with my penis in her faaaaaaaceee. DYW!
So what you’re saying is my mom boned you and you paid her for it.
We should switch to the “only Ethan is gay” jokes now.
Willis said so in the News! It is Ethan who is gay, not Daisy!
Daisy is in desperate need of a good lay; my question is; Will Amber find herself waking up with Daist in her bed?
That would be awesome.
I noticed a recurring theme in SP! where Amber either getting kissed by another girl or waking up with a girl in bed with her and I figured that the same is likely to happen in DoA as well.
I think perhaps… naaah, I won’t say, ’cause if it does happen it’d be such a spoiler
She needs to be careful with those scissors or she’ll get a cut.
On her FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Medical bills cost more than a nickel. Though cuts to the face aren’t as expensive as broken femurs.
It was only a matter of time. I knew it.
Does Malaya exist in this universe, I wonder?
If she exists then Blanka Ken should exist too.
You mean Rufus?
Of cause I meant Guile, who else would I be talking about.
O.e;;;;;;; *backs away slowly….very slowly*
*tsk* Gonna have dull scissors if you keep doing that…
The death panels, silly.
This was a reply to something that is now…gone. Lord I look a fool.
Norstein Bekkler says: “Is it THAT obvious?”
Just a lucky guess, I swear!
so how many lesbians does it take to make a web comic?
All of them?
The more the better, obviously.
As many as it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
“How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbul–” “THAT’S NOT FUNNY!”
Your Grav’s angry face makes your comment that much funnier.
That was dirty!
Your avatar is so amazing with that line.
What? She admits it?
I was going to make fun of it for another 10-12 pages! That’s…cheating!
I’m guessing the shipping between these two went on an uptick today.
Loved that last panel. Even a pair of left handed scissors, nice touch.
SHE WAS BEING SO SUBTLE ABOUT IT, TOO!
I know, right?
The last panel is basically the best thing ever.
Ahh, yes, scissoring. For those occasions when fixing things with your penis won’t work for obvious reasons, and you don’t want to use your FAAAAACE.
Daisy and Robin sitting in a bush….
*Insert end of joke containing words ‘mom’ and ‘nickel’ here*
the last panel is amazing
lesbians don’t “scissor,” just so you know.
Indeed. The correct term for it is actually called “tribadism”. Everyone should be more familiar with the correct terminology for their preferred sex acts. That they perform. Frequently.
When will people learn?
Thompson’s scissors: The only scissors strong enough to cut other scissors!
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