Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Hemlock
Josceline Fenton
A witch accidentally marries a monster, and now she and her familiar has to navigate life around her monstrous husband and her even more terrifying in-laws.
All Known Alternatives
Karolina 'Kajotko' Jankiewicz
Akane has only one way to get back home: collect the 42 keys to parallel worlds. Eri and Ben are just trying to get through the summer before university. When a magical key turns up in an old spare set, all three are forced to change their plans and fast.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
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Hey. I’m gonna eat y’all. I’m gonna eat that hairy leg. I’m gonna eat that one, too. Oh, I can see right up them shorts! I got a whole bunch of rows of teeth to chew you with. duun dun, duun dun duun dun…Oh, now wait a minute. I did have a chubby kid on a raft earlier today. It’s okay, though. I’ve been swimmin’ a lot lately. Mmm, yummy. Mmm
Does that mean I have to stop hunting them? I was planning on fashioning a chair out of Kanye West sunglasses, skinny boy jeans, and bland “progressive” albums. I saw a guy do it with bear parts, and figured another annoying mammal would work as well.
Being hipster is too mainstream nowadays. Now they just sit around moping about how the world doesn’t understand their troubles, mode of dress, music, and ideology.
After all is said and done, very, very nice water effects, Willis. I’ve read many a comic, and not a one has a decent distorted-but-still-there effect. Most just have the reflection, while some just have the water cut them in half.
Why do I get such a déjà vu feeling from panel 4? I feel like I saw that panel before already. Did David already post that panel in the newsfeed at some point? Or did I just see a similar drawing in another comic? Is this a homage to another comic? *confused*
And suddenly I remember. It’s been a while since I’ve read a comic because of Walky. But like the Meatloaf song, it is all coming back to me now. And I’m sold on DoA for life.
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Jawed yes.
Predator no.
Were Billie a nachito–or a mcnugget–he would be predatoring all over that.
Also, hardly a giant.
If only it were joe.
Joes?
I’d don’t think Joe would be using his jaws for this one, if anything she’d be, at least her lips… all for of them…
I’m attempting to count all possible lips… so far I can only think of three… hmm… The mystery thicknes.
Two on top, two on bottom.
If that wasn’t dirty enough, the gravatar makes it worse. XD
Joe’s a dude
Then they’d all be Joed.
Giant Jawed. Not Giant Joed.
Though I’m pretty sure that few ladies on campus would object to getting Giant Joed.
Duuuuun dun
Duuuuun dun
Dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun
Du du DUUUUUUUUNN!!!!
Hey. I’m gonna eat y’all. I’m gonna eat that hairy leg. I’m gonna eat that one, too. Oh, I can see right up them shorts! I got a whole bunch of rows of teeth to chew you with. duun dun, duun dun duun dun…Oh, now wait a minute. I did have a chubby kid on a raft earlier today. It’s okay, though. I’ve been swimmin’ a lot lately. Mmm, yummy. Mmm
Oh noooo, its the gender questionable shark!
I love you
He’s like a large predatory bird…
Fish… I mean like a large predatory fish!
We’re gonna need a bigger tube….
Ha! I totally planned on posting the same thing!
Nom Nom Nom
4th panel needs to be a poster.
Or a SyFy original movie. Walktopus!
Second.
Walws
There totally needs to be a scene where Walky launches himself out of the water and brings down a passing commercial jet.
Now you too can be this shark!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513760
She kinda walked right into that one, didn’t she?
Surprise Walky! He will now copulate with you.
…In my fan fic.
Isn’t Walky the only guy on this beach trip? This could easily turn into a great thing for him in any sort of fanfic.
Or a terrible thing once I introduce my self-insert Gary Stu lifeguard character.
Walky almost drowns and Gary saves him, then teaches him how to swim.
With his penis.
To clarify, Gary uses his penis to teach Walky to swim.
He doesn’t teach Walky to swim with his penis.
Though, I’d read a fanfic like that.
There’s an anime episode where a person uses his penis as a rudder. Would that count?
Helicopter dick has evolved into
AIRBOAT DICK
Even allowing for an unusual amount of agility a penis large enough to produce the needed thrust would be quite a thing to behold!
To simply behold that thing would be a waste when there is so much more you could do with it.
Is Gary going to give Walky mouth to mouth resuscitation? With his FAAAAACE???
Oh my god, Walky’s life just turned into an episode of Tenchi Muyo…
Sal = Nagi
Billie = Aeka
Dotty = Kiyone
Joyce = Mihoshi
Dina = Sasami?
Ruth = Ryoko?
Sal is Sasami, surely.
Dina would be Washu, Billie Ryoko. Maybe, then, Dotty would be Aeka, and Ruth Kiyone?
Sal as Sasami? Can you really see Sal as being the little housewife type?
A wild Walky appears!
Crikey! ‘Ave a look at the goggles on that one!
If only she had some LURE BALLS.
Oh, she have it. 2 of them in fact.
Gotta catch them all.
Billie uses disdain.
It’s not very effective.
Wild WALWS (Walky/Jaws) uses GROWL
BILLIE’s attack fell.
Dina try to run away.
Can’t escape!
Wild WALKY uses PURSUIT!
Dina uses SELFDESTRUCTION!
DIna uses SELFDESTRUCTION
What do you call an aquatic Walky?
A Swimy.
Hardy Ha ha!
Swimy, swimy!
Is the water of that lake safe to swim in? (in RL)
Yes it is, I am speaking from experience.
Methinks Billie is starting to suffer the effects of the Freshman 15, entirely in her ass.
yeah, but she was always kinda thick wasn’t she?
And is that really a bad thing?
BOINGA-BOINGA, BOINGA-BOINGA.
Statistics say “No”. And I’m finishing up a Statistics class, so I know what I’m talking about.
72% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Must roll a 15 or higher for the previous to be accurate.
That means the other 24% must be true!
http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/5185/standbackmaths.png
She’s just making her contribution to the Earth’s continued revolution about the sun.
Billy is highly concerned about the planetary physics of Earth and Mercury.
Now, is that Mercury the planet, or Freddie Mercury of Queen?
Thunder bolts of lightning! Very very frightening!
Galileo! Galileo! Galile– oh, Figaro.
Magnifico-o-o-o
Walky? Have a seat over there.
the scariest thing about panel 4 is that Walky may very well be naked and his lil Walky is poking her.
What has been seen can no longer be unseen.
Noooooooo!
…now make out… make out now…
Look at their relative positions. “Little Walky” would not be an apt description.
Little John from Robin Hood was a big man, so it still applies if only in a psudeo-ironic way.
I’m going to agree with you, but only in a psuedo-ironic way.
Does two psuedo-ironic equal actual irony?
Not enough hipsters around to matter.
They’re going extinct?
Does that mean I have to stop hunting them? I was planning on fashioning a chair out of Kanye West sunglasses, skinny boy jeans, and bland “progressive” albums. I saw a guy do it with bear parts, and figured another annoying mammal would work as well.
Being hipster is too mainstream nowadays. Now they just sit around moping about how the world doesn’t understand their troubles, mode of dress, music, and ideology.
that might explain that suspicious blur of color
This means that Walky either A. skinnydipped or B. lost his togs.
Either way, that’s the Big Walky on Campus.
Probably not.
gotta love walky
Walky 2: The Revenge
Walky 3D: Thirsting for McNuggets.
Walky 4: In Space!
Walky 5: The Empire Strikes Back
Wally 6 and the Great Glass Elevator
Walky 7: The Fellowship of the Nugget.
Wally 8: the math books, the t-Rex, and the motorcycle
Walky 9, Part 1: Breaking Wind
Walky 9, Part 2: Cutting Cheese
Walky X: The Beginning
Walky XI: Walk Harder
Walky XII: With a Vengeance!
Walky XIII: Walky vs Billie
Walky XIV: Walky Balboa
Walky VS The World
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
The Walky Horror Picture Show
Amendment to my previous post;
I’m so proud of this:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/289/walkyhorror.png
@TUCKER: wALKY IS SUCH A SWEET TRANSVESTITE.
Fistful of Nachitos.
For a Few Nachitos More.
The Good, The Bad, and The Walky.
drat. comment meant for Reboot question on water purity.
Billie looks adorable without glasses,
Sorry, you’re not allowed to say that with that avatar.
LOL seconded.
But look at that SN! Moonshine is clearly Billie’s soulmate!
I support the Fan Service in this storyline.
What about the Fan-DIService eh?
Service with a smile.
Does that follow “baton courtesies”?
…Crap, now I’ma be on a SOAD kick for the next week. Just when I thought I was listening to more adult music.
It’s a Billikini! Also, JaWalky is awesome. He’s totally about to jump and hump Billie.
Does this mean the comic is finally jumping the shark?
No, clearly the shark is jumping the comic.
Insert obligatory reference to the U.S.S.R. here.
Alternatively, a picture of Zangief wrestling a bear.
(What? Zangief wrestling bears is always relevant.)
There is an appreciation for the sudden boobage in recent comics.
If only he had shark fin flippers for torpedo power.
That’s no shark, that’s a deadly freshwater lamprey!
He’s gonna suck your BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
With his FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
From your FAAAAAAAAACE!!!
For a nickel!
A wild MIKE has appeared.
Where did Machete come from?
That was my first thought when I saw Walky in that panel too.
Say, Billie looks none too bad in a swimsuit either.
Sakaki-san will be totally oblivious to you cheating on her with Billie. As she is to most aspects of your relationship.
Silly Walky, Splash has no effect on Enemy Billie.
That’s no Splash. That’s a Dive.
That’d better be walky and not a real shark.
One part Walky plus one part Jabber Jaws equals JabberWalky!
Quick, grab a vorpal blade.
And a snicker-snack of McNuggets.
*groans*
Oh you.
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!
*rimshot*
Lovin the water effects Willis has acheived with tue colors here. Must’ve taken a bit more time and care to achieve.
There’s a hole in her bikini, dear Liza, dear Liza. There’s a hole in her bikini, dear Liza, a hole.
When I was a kid, I thought that the lyric was “There’s a hoe in my bucket”
I feel like this is an appropriate response to your comment.
When I was a kid, I thought that the lyric was “There’s a hoe in my bucket”
I feel like this is an appropriate response to your comment.
This was obviously meant as a response to Kernanator. And I am very upset that my attempt to fix it failed as well. I give up.
You meant ho right?
Well, fill it dear Walky, dear Walky, dear Walky. Well, fill it dear Walky, dear Walky. Fill it!
That could explain why Billie’s eyes are that way in panel 4.
ಠ_ಠ
You were saying? XD
You’d think Billie would expect this knowing Walky came along.
Nice prank, Walky!
Hey, where’d my comment go?
I’m trying to decide whether I like Billie’s ass or the media has jaded me against women with non-anorexic proportions. Or maybe it’s just the angle?
After all is said and done, very, very nice water effects, Willis. I’ve read many a comic, and not a one has a decent distorted-but-still-there effect. Most just have the reflection, while some just have the water cut them in half.
Very well done.
Somebody had to do it:
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9053/walkyyeah.png
P.S. Thepenismightier.
Actually, someone else do a better job with the wording. I saw the goggles and it hit me – especially since they’re tinted.
SUDDENLY, WALKY.
It occurs to me Walky probably did not hear the conversation the girls were having, and decided to lunge at Billie on his own initiative.
Why do I get such a déjà vu feeling from panel 4? I feel like I saw that panel before already. Did David already post that panel in the newsfeed at some point? Or did I just see a similar drawing in another comic? Is this a homage to another comic? *confused*
this is what i thought of.
http://calvinandhobbesagain.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/19860613.gif
Verr-nice.
I thought of the Peanuts comic strip, as Snoopy did much the same thing.
Now that Billie has survived Ruth, she isn’t scared of Jaws anymore.
Look at that ass. That big ol ass! That… That 3:45 ASS!!
Caaaaaaalled it.
Somebody could so write a vore fiction about this. ^_^
Vorefiles could write fiction based on the slogan on a yogurt shop napkin. “i sede to her its to bad i haev two eat YOU now…”
Ah but what of the eternal question?
Head or feet first?
Best. Fourth panel. Ever.
the bull shark is no joke, billie.
And suddenly I remember. It’s been a while since I’ve read a comic because of Walky. But like the Meatloaf song, it is all coming back to me now. And I’m sold on DoA for life.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
First week after college, we went down to the lake. 6 kids went into the water. Didn’t see the first shark for about 5 minutes….
Hijinks and bikinis. What more can you ask for?
Two words: “wardrobe malfunction”.
SECONDED!
uh… do i even need to point out the avatar?
NOPE! ^_^
No, since it’ll be gone in twenty minutes.
Not until tomorrow.
Sharks, no. Icthyosaurs, on the other hand…
Just like a certain shark, this one doesn’t appear until the third reel!
Dina must study this ancient being of terror…
Study it closely…
With her penis.
Nickel, mother, FAAAAAACE, et cetera.
Hey man, how we supposed to have a meme combo if you take it all up at once!?
I don’t care about breaking it, but thats how I get chicks to line up in my headline
Crotch-kick, T minus 3 seconds.
Reminded me of Schultz.
Funny things is, Dina isn’t wrong.
Bull sharks do have a range as far as Indiana via the Ohio River, although it isn’t common.
College teens, a lake with giant jawed predators, AND Lesbian shipping? Sounds like the setup to a great horror movie
Billie’s butt needs its own tag.
…For some reason, this is the most adorable thing Walky has done.
Sounded like Walky was doing a Snoopy imitation to me.
I have seen that exact effect in a Calvin and Hobbes comic. (And not the one linked above.) I love it, whether it’s an intended homage or not.
It’s Machete!