“What am I LISTENING to?!”
The sound of AWESOME.
…okay, maybe not.
No no, definitley awsome.
Shhh, you’ll break the spell.
I love clicking “PECS PECS PECS PECS” to get here.
You mean the sound of music.
The bad kind.
more like that CAN’T be what it sounds like
Is Sarah also going to church?
she got out of it by telling joyce she would watch it on tv. joyce gave her a disapproving look, but quickly lit up again when she remembered she has so many friends left to invite.
She doesn’t appear to be doing anything in particular in regards to preparing to attend.
I sense a disturbance in the Force.
That’s it say good bye to your skullcap!
…As did Sarah.
All this talk of Sal and shoving and holes… I’ll be in my bunk.
And don’t forget the pegging.
Just don’t google pegging with the safety off while you are at work.
After learning a new word, I have a question: why square? Or maybe I don’t want to know.
It’s hip to be square
It’s hip to be a square.
Because . . . The World Is Square.
(5 Internets for anyone who gets the joke)
Jump on the turtle! Jump on the turtle!
She’s wearing peggings.
You know, curiosity usually gets the better of me, but after your warning, I’ve decided I really don’t want to know…
Judging by the look on Sarah’s face in that last panel, I’m guessing she feels the same way about what she may have overheard.
Perfect Gravitar for that. Looks like you looked and are denying it. You’re all like “GAH! NO!”
Mr. Willis left something out of the last panel, which explains Sarah’s expression. Here’s the corrected version.
Okay, this was supposed to be a new comment, not a reply to myself. >_<
(+1 internet) Also… don’t forget to check that Vera has a safety, Jayne… >_<
Fun senses tingling. Must – kill – fun.
I for one would like to see Sal shove her umm ‘square peg’ into Amazi-girl’s ’round hole’.
I wonder, if using a square peg do the corners add to or detract from the experience?
Well it’s one way to be sure that it touches the sides.
I’d say that depends a lot on whether the corners are sharp or rounded. Rounded corners? Might help. Pointy corners? Like swallowing a potato chip without chewing.
I know that feeling all too well, the potato chip thing not the pegging.
I’m so glad you clarified that.
As am I.
I have to admit, I laughed pretty hard at this one. Sarah’s expression was perfect.
It was the perfect Friday punchline. It’s a pretty priceless expression. It just yells “What. The. Hell.”
yep… this is the entirety of the college experience, if anyone wondered.
Billie yes you are….. you stupid drunk.
Watch what you say. “Name” got banned from commenting during the beach scene for disparaging Billy for being a mean person and a drunk.
But mainly because he/she kept saying that Billie needed to die because she is stupid and mean and a drunk. And those were the only kinds of posts he/she made.
So far, I haven’t seen Mkvenner demanding Billie’s death.
Alternate last panel: Joe smiling widely
Joe feels a great disturbance in the Schwartz.
I second this motion, good sir, by smiling widely!
*Joe bursts into the room* What did I miss?
And now all I can see is Mike poking his head in: “Someone say something about shoving?”
Here is my Joe reaction comic!
…Darn it, that didn’t work.
I can see Joyce not getting the implications of what she is saying, but I figured Billie would be a little more self aware.
It’s too early and she is too riled up to notice. But I am glad they are both equally jealous of the other’s ovession with Sal.
Is Sarah reading a Shipping Manual?
Funnest. Conversation. Ever.
Mr. Willis – Sarah’s expression is the BEST. THING. EVER! XD
Water is the context, and Sarah is oil.
It is best to have some oily lube on hand when pegging is involved.
Just make sure it is water based.
And warmed. Cold is no fun.
^ Two key ingredients in awesomesauce.
Oh god, the temptation to recreate this conversation with my roommate just to mess with the heads of the girls next door…
Record the results, please! =D
I am saddened because I cannot pull it off. For I am a boy… atleast not that KIND of boy.
Sarah can do the one eyebrow raise? She’s more talented than I thought.
And thus the Sal/Amazi-Girl Ship was launched.
Dammit Willis, you have more ships than the U.S Navy!
And the Earth Federation.
And the Earth Defense Force? I cant be sure never seen them use ships anyway.
EDF! EDF! EDF!
He shall use them to take over the world.
There are at least two songs I can think of about Doughnuts and Holes, but SOPA/PIPA won’t let me cite them.
Good news, everybody! SOPA got voted down and PIPA got tabled. Do a dance.
Erm… both were delayed.
That face on Sarah is why I love her so much.
Sarah’s only angry because of Joyce’s “obvious” racism.
Yea wheres the Triangle in all of this, or the Oval. Why can it only be The Circles and Squares.
↑ The preliminary work towards the Amazi-Pede. I got the image from alibaba (and it flabbergasted me how many different companies in Asia are building bumper cars!) and altered it by changing the colors and removing most of the bumper skirt. Dunno how I’m going to add in the wheels but I imagine one or another of you might have a better idea.
↑ The Mario Kart version.
Shoving stuff into holes, Billie? Never know you’re that kind of person, Billie.
Oh Sarah. Your expression so neatly mirrors what mine would be in that situation.
Sal has a square peg?
Square American peg to be politically correct.
sal has a peg?
/reevaluates what it means to be gay for sal.
Sure. She just keeps it in her underwear drawer.
…and then Mr. Ferley threw them out of the apartment.
I was thinking those hijinks reminded me of something…
Thank goodness I’m not the only one old enough to get this reference.
you and me both
Eh, I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I’m old enough to remember Mr. and Mrs. Roper. :/
I don’t know WHAT she thinks, but somehow, I don’t think Joyce would be happy with it.
I like Sarah’s “Do not want” FAAAAAAAAACE.
THREE CHEERS FOR INNUENDO!!
No no no. The appropriate reaction to JoyceXBillie inuendo is spelled “huRRRRRRRRngh.”
Innuendo, and out the other side!
What’s this? No cliffhanger on a Friday?
I feel as if I’m missing out now. So I will make this an all-important plot point – Sarah has just realised where her tent peg collection has gone missing.
And now she is out for REVENGE.
Nononono this IS the cliffhanger, now Sarah will be awake all night covering her….. holes.
Contrary to what people might think, Sarah’s face is not in reaction to Joyce and Billie’s comments. Rather, she’s realized that she wasn’t invited to go to the beach with the others.
Nah, she’s reading a hardcover collection of Shortpacked! and she just got to today’s strip about Leslie and Malaya.
Are you sure it’s not the combination of the two? I’d make that face if I heard two females talking about pegs and holes and reading about two girls dating.
It’s neither. She just had an unexplained chill as the disembodied malevolence of DAB floated through her room.
George Takei: OH MY!
OH MY indeed!
I totally giggled.
Reminds me of the other day when I had the tv on for sound, and some infomercial guy started talking about problems with a shedding pussy…
(he was selling a lint brush)
Lint brush huh? That pussy must’ve been shedding up a storm.
And another banner!
Willis must be trying to outdo Plasma Mongoose.
I would feel honered if this was true.
And YAAAAAAAY!!! Amazi-Girl!!! Hurrah!
Or, in the words of Strong Bad, Prreow.
I <3 the funny.
This is the new Funniest Thing Willis Has Ever Made. Every part of it is perfect.
“Holes” should have been another tag.
So, in exchange for the first ever Willis Reverse-Closet over in SP, we get some lesbian innuendo from Joyce.
Sounds good to me!
The look on Sarahs face would of been my own! XD
No Joyce, you’re doing it wrong! Your right hand, should have your index finger and thumb pinched, like an “O”!
Hah, I chuckled.
Something horrible has just happened… – The Todd
Ahahahahah! Sarah’s expression! XD
I am sick.
This comic made me feel better.
Thank you for making it, Mr. Willis.
I AM A MAGICAL HEALER
You should open a clinic.
Laughter is the best medicine!
Willis = Patch Adams??
The biopic of Dave’s life is going to star Robin Williams?
I sure hope not but then again it could be worse, they could cast Justin Bieber in the role.
Ooh, and let Joel Watson write the screenplay. David’s appearances in his comic are always Oscar-worthy.
Meanwhile on “Out of Context Theater…”
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I have been in Sarah’s position a couple of time myself. What is heard cannot be unheard.
I’ve been there too, but I can never keep my “The fuck?” in my head, or below eleven on Spinal Tap’s amp.
Look in the internet, you will find websites dedicated for overhearing stuff.
Why is Sarah up at 7 am on a Sunday?
she studies and tries to get an education, remember?
yeah but still 7 am on Sunday seems weird for college student and sophomore at that to be up this early on Sunday to study less they pulled an all night-er (at this early in the semester not likely) or is in a very demanding major such as biology physics chemistry engineering computer science In that if she was studying those majors she should be going to Purdue University which has a better undergraduate program in those fields, Indiana University is known as the liberal arts institution although its med school is renown. But according to her bio she wants to go to law school which means she is probably either a pre-law philosophy or political science major well it may require a decent amount devotion to be good at these disciplines its not nearly enough to warrant this type of studying. If your studying Law it should be noted Law school is a different beast then pre-law. I am not sure what Saran’s studying but her mind might be clearer at 10 am unless she is going to bed at 9 pm.
Also Joyce probably started the morning by inviting Sarah to church.
That expression on Sarah should be on the avatars for the site.
Everyone is going on about Sarah’s expression, but honestly, I shot gummy bear out my nose (painful as hell, by the by) on frame two! That’s where the funny hit me, Sarah’s expression was just icing on the cake
I’d pay to watch Joyce help Billie shove stuff in holes, if you know what I mean…
Your confused gravatar suggests you don’t know what you mean.
Either that or she finally figured out what it means and she is just about to freak out BIG TIME!
You want Willis to do an environmentalist storyline in which they all go to plant trees together?
I’ve heard weirder conversations through the walls of my dorm room. They really don’t offer as much privacy as you’d like to believe they do.
Ain’t that the truth. When I was living at campus you could actually hear my roommate having sex with his girlfriend.
Ah man, ‘Suka, you can’t leave us hanging like that! C’mon, give us some out-of-context quotes!
Is it me or did Billie and Joyce just share a hilariously inappropriate shipping moment?
Sarah does not approve of this whatthefuckery
Under no circumstances should you look at this:
Uh, WordPress agrees? Plaintext URL then…
Best ever. I have no idea why someone else didn’t think of it.
Like with sex, right?
I love it when the talk gets dirty.
I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if dozens of “That’s what she said” jokes cried out to be said, and were still unanswered.
Looks to me like Sarah’s brain just got a “blue screen of death”.
That’s what she said Sarah.
I felt a disturbance. As if a thousand double entendres cried out but were suddenly silenced.
And they said only appropriate jokes are funny…wait why’s my gravatar a girl
Sarah “I feel a disturbance in the force”
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