Here’s panel two without dialog on Tumblr.
“He’s a comp sci major”
Error: If football player, then beat up.
Why no beat up? ERROR SHUT DOWN
Public function DoA(byVal varDanny as character, byval varTony as character) as Interaction
if varDanny.Type = “sci.comp” and varTony.Type = “jock.pigskin” then
Catch wtf as exception
msgbox(“Error detected. Stereotype failure. ” & wtf.message)
That looks like C or C++, in which case those =’s should be ==’s, since = means “set equal to” and == means “check if equal to”
Definitely neither C nor C++. Dunno what is is, but google makes me think it might be VisualBasic.
I turned this into a real VB program (had to change some details, of course). It always seems to end up with Danny dead from repeated beatings from multiple encounters. No stereotype failure.
But I programmed in the option to switch both characters between “sci.comp” and “jock.pigskin”, so Danny got his revenge.
Amazi-girl never turned up. There’s no reason she should, because she’s not in the program, but I was still half-expecting her to.
EVERYONE’S creeped out when you try too hard =p
Run Tony, run away from the crazy man as fast as you can.
Crazy? I’ve seen crazy and Danny is not crazy.
But have you put your dick into crazy yet?
If there’s one thing I learn, it’s that you don’t fuck with a knife wielding maniac.
Don’t knock it until you tried it.
But don’t knock her up or you have the choice between marrying her and being stabbed to death – hrm, sounds familiar.
Wait, wasn’t there a manga with that storyline?
I think that’s what happened to Phil Hartmann. First time I thought “Too soon dude”.
There was a “School Days” manga? I thought it was a Visual Novel…
Nordmann, there’s a manga adaptation of just about everything.
Yes, and it’s the worst mistake you could ever make :V
All the football kids with the Holstiers Jersey should have ran, should have ran, ran from that Dan.
Run, run, as fast as you can/You can’t escape me, I’m Crazy Dan!
…Wow Danny, just…wow.
He is appallingly bad at this.
Which is odd since pissing off anyone is the first thing you learn after you’ve been born.
“Why yes, sir, as a matter of fact, I AM some kind of weirdo, and I absolutely refuse to leave you alone until you begin punching me in the face”
“Also, Hoosiers suck.”
Go Boilermakers. WH-CRUNCH.
By the way, I had sex with your mom or something. an insult further amplified by the fact that I said i like dicks.
The implication there being your mother looks like a man.
If Faz and Mike had a love child…
I think “hate” child would be more appropriate, it being Mike and all.
I told you, Danny. Jump off a building.
But Amazi Girl can’t…
What? What? I need to know.
She can’t fly. And doesn’t have superspeed.
Don’t forget superstrength to cushion the accelerated fall. Not that that would have helped, either. It’s not the fall that kills you, after all.
Amazi-Girl is immune to criticism.
BUt less immune to the pavement.
What if the pavement criticizes her?
Silly Danny. Use the Amazi-Girl signal!
or call her with a bright red rotary phone.
“Amazi-Girl signal”? Com’on, we can do better than that. Batman isn’t called by the “Batman signal”, is he? It’s the Bat-Signal. But don’t jump to conclusions just yet. Though I’d suggest “Amazi-Signal” now? Gotcha. Rather, it is, of course, the “AMAZIGNAL”!
Damn it, Danny. That’s not how you make people hit you. Try insulting his family, that always work.
“It never fails with these big dumb types. If you can’t get ‘em with the manhood, get ‘em with the mother.”
But that’s Mike’s MO…
Mike’s MO is Making a Multitude of Monetary Matriculation by Making Multiple Mothers Make love to his Massive Meat stick.
Happy Mother’s day.
Well, if everyone’s development is picking up from where their original series left off, than Tony’s mom’s dead.
So yeah, that ought to do it.
seperate timeline…she could be fine.
Wasn’t she already dead before IW! started?
it’s a different univurse. their relationships and friendships are all pending until proven, so none of us can be certain
‘I hope your… Mother is… Already dead… And your dad gets killed by… Falling tubes… And you die… Twice… The second time by way of heroic holding up of rubble.
… In your pants…’
Try doing some bad “Yo momma” jokes. That might get him to beat you up!
Danny danny, what you need to do to get these situations is find situations of danger and get yourself a Amazi signal.
Bitches love signals.
Then why do they send always mixed ones?
well I like mixed nuts more than normal nuts. variety
Why, to show off just how good they are at it. What’s the merit/fun in sending non-mixed signals? Guys can do that.
I thought that was cannons?
On one hand I wanna kick Danny’s ass for being insensitive, on the other hand I know that that’s exactly what he wants. If only mike were here…he’d know how to make this work in his favor.
Mike would get Danny to realize that he doesn’t want to get punched in the face.
Then, Mike would punch him in the face.
Nah, knee to the ‘nads.
Or he’d get Danny to punch him in the face just as Sal walks by … because … you know … she’s Amazi-Girl.
Yes Tony he is.
He should’ve tried harder.
better yet, he should challenge him like this.
saw this today
fits in perfectly
Calling it now: Danny is actually gay.
Both Billie and Danny approved theory
No — Tony is.
Turns out like Shortpacked the school is actually built on a gay nexus and everyone is.
Recent additions to this site make me believe this theory now more than ever.
So, uh, Danny’s going to be Captain Carnage to Amber’s Amazi-Girl, is he?
At this point he’s the Bella to her Edward. ow…that one twilight thing I know hurts me…
Hope no one decides to drop him off an elevator shaft.
Dude, this conversation is so going to get back to Amber.
Also, Danny, that’s not how you get someone to punch you. Admittedly, I don’t have any advice to give you on how to get punched. For some reason, my mere presence was enough for some people.
If he wants someone to punch him, just sneak up and give the guy a wegdie.
or just start tickling him. I’m pretty sure I’d punch someone if they just started randomly tickling me on the way home.
Or kick him in the nutsack. Always works.
But most guys tend to be too busy clutching their balls to respond.
unless he doubles over in pain…what if he doesn’t have the strength to kick your ass now? Now you’re just that jerk who kicked an innocent jocks nuts
Who said anything about the kickee fighting the kicker?
So…his friends would kick Danny’s ass? I’m not sure…I follow your logic
No, anyone nearby would immediately kick Danny’s ass or that’s how it works where I’m from.
Wow. You come from a strange place.
Well, where I’m from, we’re big on the community. You know, when a neighbor got robbed, form a neighborhood watch, find the robber, beat the ever loving fuck out of him and then hand him over to the police.
The problem is, if he’s the aggressor, Amazi-Girl is less likely to like him, since she seems to fight for the underdog and all that.
That’s what I’m going for. If you can be the person in distress, be the villain.
I’m trying to envision Lois Lane in this scenario.
She’d probably either high-five or slap him.
Impossible. Tough guys don’t hit girls, not even lesbians.
…dear lord, did I really write that? The hell’s wrong with me?
Checkin’ in another year later, still pretty mortified.
Just explain the situation to him Danny. Tony seems like a reasonable guy, if you tell him whats going on I’m sure he’ll punch your face in.
Hey Tony! I like the things you do
Hey Tony! If I could I would be you
Uah. Tony is grrrreat!
Jump off a building, Danny! That always works for superhero love interests.
Whoops. I go to hang my plagiarizing head in shame…
Don’t worry, it’s the first thing everyone would do to attract a superhero’s attention.
Danny, I need you step back from the cliff, son. You don’t know what you’re doing.
No! I’m gonna jump and that’s final! If she really cares about me, she’ll find me and catch me!
He could go lie down in the middle of an intersection. That should get someones attention, if they don’t run over him first.
It’ll probably get someone’s attention if the do run over him too.
Amber won’t show up, but Ruth’ll knock him out of the way with her car.
Or he go to the nearest four-way intersection and play jump rope with his intestine.
is that tony?
OH GOD THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS DOOMED TO DEATH (over and over)
Can I kick his ass? This is sad….
He’s in violation of the First Law of Superheroes. Superheroes never show up when a person does something stupid to try to get in trouble, because it risks their secret identity.
What about every kid in the superman movies? they’re so so so dumb.
or every time lois lane does anything?
I feel sorry for Tony… guy probably wasn’t expecting a creepy sounding person to appear and try to bait him into beating him…
Obviously Danny needs to become a crazed supervillian.
The motivation for his dastardly deeds will by love.
I would love this so much.
Well there’s always the classic jump-of-a-bridge.
that’s the 3rd request for danny to jump off of a high place. If Danny was real he would be super depressed reading all of this.
Everyone’s just directing their sadistic death-wishes towards the boy whose name makes for an easy choice of funeral music.
Is that Tony’s role in this comic, Not giving characters what they want?
First Billie, and now this.
still better than mike…who gives people the opposite of what they want
Hey, he gave Joyce and co. a ride home and didn’t call the cops on Ryan the rapist.
That was actually Ron.
I had to check to make sure they weren’t the same person, though. They do look a little bit similar if you’re not actively consciously comparing them.
I never realized how much I liked Tony as I did when I saw him in today’s strip and just squealed. I don’t even know why I did. I just saw Tony and this high-pitched sound of delight shot out of my mouth just like that.
Tony gets that a lot.
Y’know Danny boy, I’m beginning to think I could enjoy watching you get your ass kicked.
I know I could. I just don’t want Tony to be the one dong it.
For personal reasons, I take it?
Have you tried yelling “HELP?”
Next he tries this on Rorschach, who drops him down an elevator shaft.
It’s like in Fight Club. Starting a fight to intentionally get your own ass-whooped can sometimes be harder than one would think; the operative word being “sometimes.”
I was beginning to wonder if Tony would ever reappear.
This is just pathetic, Danny…even for you… D:
Dammit, Tony, can’t you see he wants to be your nerd? Just pull his underpants already!
Maybe Tony is just not ready for a committed relationship, or could he be already a jock for someone else?
If Tony did beat up Danny, Amazi-Girl will pwn him but this gets the headmaster(his father) to hired hundreds of security officers armed with Nerf guns since they’re not allow to carry real guns.
A weirdo? That’s nothing new
Maybe we can go back to my place, go to my bedroom, I’ll put on my glasses and paint freckles on my face, and then you can mug me for my lunch money, what d’you say?
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