According to a recent survey, ladies are often turned off by motoboating. So, that may not work out … unless it makes her laugh. If she laughs, you’re golden.
It’s at least implied that Danny and Dotty did the dirt. Dotty’s not avirgin, and from what I understand those two were an item pretty much throughout high school. I could be reading more than there is, of course…
He’s going to grab on tight, like a vice, then suffer a mental BSoD. Stuck there until he either recovers or passes out, Dorothy then finds herself involved in some other ADVENTURE!, probably involving a rainbow. And flight.
Further proof that Walky/Joyce is the optimal pairing in all universes. Where else will she find a (heterosexual) man so afraid of touching her bosoms?
They aren’t all exact. If you look, the framing of the shot changes in each one. Check out the poster and their ear in reference to the border. Also you will see his hand gets infitesimally nearer to the goal until the last panel where he pulls it back, just enough to be respectable.
They aren’t all exact. If you look, the framing of the shot changes in each one. Check out the poster and their ear in reference to the border. Also you will see his hand gets infitesimally nearer to the goal until the last panel where he pulls it back, just enough to be respectable.
1.) Walky, she gave you permission. Just have fun.
2.) I’m disappointed in Dorothy’s reaction to the situation. She must have known by now that Walky has no experience when it comes to physical intimacy, so what does she expect? She has to be willing to work with him on that if they are to enjoy the experience. Hell, the practice alone would be worth it in the long run. Potentially lowering his self-esteem with a comment like that will only end the relationship sooner than most would expect (I don’t expect it to stand the test of time, but hopefully it can at least end on good terms).
I believe the term “Tramp Cycle” is an antiquated term to refer to the hobo life cycle.
It starts as an egg, makes its way out of the shell as a spawn, and once it has had time to harden its coat a little bit it is technically a “tramp.” While some may be confident to go out in public at the “tramp” stage, many still wait until they have gotten large enough and have learned the proper calls of the area to make a living.
They generally survive off change until they’re ready to lay an egg of their own, which can take months to hatch. The parent sometimes mates with a partner – which has become more common in big cities where there is more change rolling around – but the parents usually don’t take care of the egg further than providing a nest.
Oh dammit, if he Willis doesn’t make this happen before the weekend break, I say we lynch mob. I just realized. Boob touch cliffhanger is worst cliffhanger.
That’s not necessarily a good thing. I know someone who was used for sex by his first girlfriend. He was dumped by his second girlfriend (Who I dated a year later, and why I know it happened) in 3 days for flashing.
Basically. Moral Lesson: Don’t teach virgins that everyone likes yankee doodles. But we shouldn’t go confederate either, cuz that would imply…
GOING SOUTH
That’s not necessarily a good thing. I know someone who was used for sex by his first girlfriend. He was dumped by his second girlfriend (Who I dated a year later, and why I know it happened) in 3 days for flashing.
Reading todays comic is sort of watching a space shuttle going into orbit, both exciting and boring with a tinge of dissapointment that you can’t see it in space from the ground
Dude…how did you get in the dorm when I was in college???? I swear, this week’s strip is almost like ‘This is your life’. What’s worst, is she was blonde and wore glasses and I’M Portuguese! Albeit Terceirian, not Brazilian, but still. You scare me, Sir!
Man…hope it turns out better for Walky. I just can’t see him as an embittered old curmudgeon.
That is a very squishy, with some crunchy bits, foundation you have there. Anything a bit more stable and less likely to leak bodily fluids into the games room?
Woe betide the female race! No man shall ever take charge! Ye shall all be forced to endure awkward teenage grope-fests for all eternity! Thus spake Furie!
It’s that very special kind of parody that makes me uncomfortable to watch it in the security of my own home. The kind that says “You know what you’ve done.”
Anyone else think that whenever Dotty does finally date a non-virgin, he’s (or she; she surely was hustling after Amazi-girl) going to be too experienced?
Uhm wait what? *Looks around* I am a non virgin but I would still act like Walky was especially if at first the girl had been reluctant to date me at first. Fridge Logic she is basically saying, “I should start dating guys that have zero respect for me.”
She’s already stated that she would like him to grab her boobs and still he hesitates. How does wanting to date a guy who is not reluctant to touch you intimately, when you’re requested them to, equal to wanting to date someone who has no respect for you?
Because in this case while yes she has now asked him to touch her boobs she was very reluctant to give him the time of day in the first place so assuming that she is totally pulled a 180 and isn’t unsure at all would be disrespectful.
What if she is still unsure but is panicking that this guy she kind of likes may be losing interest. If he keeps hesitating after the second time she says, “Yes I am sure” then yeah go ahead and say “damn virgins” but seriously double checking if a girl who recently broke up with her long term boyfriend and rebuffed all of your interest really wants you to touch her boobs yeah kind of makes sense.
So, basically, what we’re saying is that, girls don’t know what they want and we should doubt that when a girl has asked for intimate contact, she actually knows what she’s talking about? Because that doesn’t sound disrespectful at all.
Also, how do we know that Walky knows all about her dating history?
Walky, this is as important to her as it is to you. It is an expression of your intimacy and represents a closeness and trust that she wants the two of you to share. DO NOT MAKE ANY HONKING NOISES!
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YES YOU CAN HAS
DO IT, WALKY! DO IT FOR ALL OF US!
The fact that your avatar is Joyce makes that comment all the more hilarious.
Just dive right in and motorboat on those milk duds. 🙂
According to a recent survey, ladies are often turned off by motoboating. So, that may not work out … unless it makes her laugh. If she laughs, you’re golden.
true that
With your FAAAAAAAAAACE
Has it been established that Danny and Dotty never banged?
I’m pretty sure they did.
Remember Amber asking Danny if he’d ever consummated his one relationship. He answered in the affirmative.
But of course, when she met him, he was a virgin. So her statement still make sense.
*makes. Aaagh.
It maka da sens.
Sure enough. Well, I can’t imagine Danny was that suave on his first pass around the bases.
I wonder if Danny ever ‘slid into home base’?
I imagine Danny crashing into the catcher to reach home.
Beating up Dotty’s dad?
It’s at least implied that Danny and Dotty did the dirt. Dotty’s not avirgin, and from what I understand those two were an item pretty much throughout high school. I could be reading more than there is, of course…
Danny said they were together for three years. High School in the US is four years, right? That’d be most of it then.
He also sed (will say?) it took them two years to do it.
My thoughts exactly Walky. My thoughts exactly Dorothy
I wonder what Joe’s doing right now.
Something involving nickels, most likely.
With his penis, I suppose?
Probably looking over his shoulder and saying, “My Joe senses are tingling.”
Ewww
Never touch me.
Probably thinking:”A disturbance in the guyverse, as if millions of horndogs suddently cried out in frustration, then went pron surfing”.
Hi, your pic is awesome, therefore you are awesome.
Well, my dog thinks I am awesome, but until you came along, nobody else did. The pic is from an awesome webcomic.
Truly awesome with lots of Fwoosh and the occasional fox on fire.
Probably Roz
Go for it Walky. You can do it. And wonder what he will do after he actually does it? Freeze till breakfast?
He’s going to grab on tight, like a vice, then suffer a mental BSoD. Stuck there until he either recovers or passes out, Dorothy then finds herself involved in some other ADVENTURE!, probably involving a rainbow. And flight.
One of these days these boobs are gonna walk all over you.
I like you.
I’ve liked and been hurt before.
As in, “these boobs are made for Walky”?
WIN!
Did I ever mention how much I love you guys?
Walky’s seen Episode VI enough to know to be wary of potential traps.
*NODS* Those mouse-traps really hurt.
Man, your girlfriends must be in to some really kinky stuff.
Are you saying you *haven’t* done some mousetrap play?
No. Should I have? Is this some new trend I’m not aware of?
It’s a really fun game from Ideal.
Well after all is said and done, he’s never walked, he’s never run…
Feels like calling him a winner would be stretching it, though.
I guess Wallace.
Further proof that Walky/Joyce is the optimal pairing in all universes. Where else will she find a (heterosexual) man so afraid of touching her bosoms?
Besides Ethan?
…yet still wants to?
Now that’s trickier.
Hetero, Plas. HETERO.
All possible Ethans in all possible multiverses are Kinsey-6 hard gay.
This strip looks like it was hard to draw.
Well yeah, do you know how hard it is to draw the same picture four times identically?
They aren’t all exact. If you look, the framing of the shot changes in each one. Check out the poster and their ear in reference to the border. Also you will see his hand gets infitesimally nearer to the goal until the last panel where he pulls it back, just enough to be respectable.
They aren’t all exact. If you look, the framing of the shot changes in each one. Check out the poster and their ear in reference to the border. Also you will see his hand gets infitesimally nearer to the goal until the last panel where he pulls it back, just enough to be respectable.
If I had know it was going to double post i would have changed one word in each post.
+1
HA. This is pretty much the story of my life.
Slow and steady wins the boobs!
…. Or not.
Oh Walky…
I remember wincing hard that first time just in case there was a slap in my immediate future.
ugh i’m having premonitions about my married life…
My thoughts on this can be summed-up as follows:
1.) Walky, she gave you permission. Just have fun.
2.) I’m disappointed in Dorothy’s reaction to the situation. She must have known by now that Walky has no experience when it comes to physical intimacy, so what does she expect? She has to be willing to work with him on that if they are to enjoy the experience. Hell, the practice alone would be worth it in the long run. Potentially lowering his self-esteem with a comment like that will only end the relationship sooner than most would expect (I don’t expect it to stand the test of time, but hopefully it can at least end on good terms).
3.) I should probably sleep. Eventually.
There’s difference between “here let me show you what to do” and “no means no, and yes means yes”.
How many people has Dorothy devirginized?
She’s the village bicycle-with-training-wheels
The town try-cycle…
I thought it was a trampcycle.
I believe the term “Tramp Cycle” is an antiquated term to refer to the hobo life cycle.
It starts as an egg, makes its way out of the shell as a spawn, and once it has had time to harden its coat a little bit it is technically a “tramp.” While some may be confident to go out in public at the “tramp” stage, many still wait until they have gotten large enough and have learned the proper calls of the area to make a living.
They generally survive off change until they’re ready to lay an egg of their own, which can take months to hatch. The parent sometimes mates with a partner – which has become more common in big cities where there is more change rolling around – but the parents usually don’t take care of the egg further than providing a nest.
Does this suggest that as soon as she bangs them, she dumps them? So as to have never dated a non-virgin?
I like bewbies
Oh dammit, if he Willis doesn’t make this happen before the weekend break, I say we lynch mob. I just realized. Boob touch cliffhanger is worst cliffhanger.
Since this is Friday’s strip, I think that means it’s already time for the lynch mobbing…(Willis, run while you still can! They’re getting violent!)
Oh shit it is! I hate when school’s out. I forget what day it is, and then I miss out on my chance to start a lynch mob.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Also, Monday is a new storyline.
I sense him being genuine here. Guess I should set up my torches and pichforks stand. $15 for the pitchforks, $10 for the torches.
The text under the comic itself says there’s a new storyline! Man, nobody ever reads those.
That would be too easy.
[Actually, I did read it and got the reference, but also realized I’ve never heard the song.]
I only know the song because it’s in Rock Band 3. But it’s a pretty awesome song.
Are you surprised?
… Run.
DID HE TOUCH THE BOOB? I MUST KNOW!!!
Dude! Saturday begins on Monday!
Walky, just imagine that they are like two of the biggest McNuggets you have ever set your eyes on.
There’s a flaw in this analogy somewhere, I just know it…
*CHOMP*
*SCREAM*
Yeah, that would be the flaw.
*CHOMP!*
*SCREAM*
*blood oozes out* “OOOOOH, self-saucing McNuggets, finally all of my dreams have come true.”
And Dorothy becomes Patient Zero, the outbreak point for the Walkbies apocalypse, and the start of World War Walky.
Boobs just got so much better.
Oh Walky, trust me, some girls want guys to touch their boobs.
JUST DO IT. SHE’S LETTING YOU.
The tricky part is finding out which ones they are, without getting repeatedly slapped and/or getting a reputation as a scumbag.
But the good thing about dating a virgin is that you get to program him to your own specifications. He’ll think good sex is whatever you like.
That’s not necessarily a good thing. I know someone who was used for sex by his first girlfriend. He was dumped by his second girlfriend (Who I dated a year later, and why I know it happened) in 3 days for flashing.
Flashing? Like, randomly showing off his yankee doodle in public?
(I love coming up with silly names for genitals)
Basically. Moral Lesson: Don’t teach virgins that everyone likes yankee doodles. But we shouldn’t go confederate either, cuz that would imply…
GOING SOUTH
That’s not necessarily a good thing. I know someone who was used for sex by his first girlfriend. He was dumped by his second girlfriend (Who I dated a year later, and why I know it happened) in 3 days for flashing.
You can do it Walky! I believe in you!
Reading todays comic is sort of watching a space shuttle going into orbit, both exciting and boring with a tinge of dissapointment that you can’t see it in space from the ground
I can haz bewbies? Yes, I said it.
Walky,you are an ass baka. If a girl says go for it, go for iy
Dude…how did you get in the dorm when I was in college???? I swear, this week’s strip is almost like ‘This is your life’. What’s worst, is she was blonde and wore glasses and I’M Portuguese! Albeit Terceirian, not Brazilian, but still. You scare me, Sir!
Man…hope it turns out better for Walky. I just can’t see him as an embittered old curmudgeon.
Willis secretly stalks you and uses your life as inspiration for some of his work.
Now you know too much. I am afraid you have to die.
He is the very foundation upon which this comic stands! Don’t kill him!
That is a very squishy, with some crunchy bits, foundation you have there. Anything a bit more stable and less likely to leak bodily fluids into the games room?
If it bothers Dorothy so much why not hit up Joe?
Too far in the other direction.
That and as much as Joe is a horn dog I think he would refrain from sleeping with his friend’s ex.
And on that day, Dorothy, you’ll realise we’re all the same way.
Woe betide the female race! No man shall ever take charge! Ye shall all be forced to endure awkward teenage grope-fests for all eternity! Thus spake Furie!
I’m calling it now. He’s going to make a “honk” noise and she’s going to facepalm and/or leave in a huff.
I was thinking more of the lines of THIS sound effect.
Can you touch them? YES YOU CAN!
that needed to become a gif, so it did
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6758871/walky.gif
holy crap you did it XD
Ryan Balis, you have won yourself a shitload of internets. 😀
Red light, Green light!
And the students at the University say,
Walkie’s penis grew three sizes that day.
All this makes me think of is the song “You Can Touch My Boobies” Look that up on youtube, guys, seriously. It’s hilarious!
Here is the video in question.
It’s that very special kind of parody that makes me uncomfortable to watch it in the security of my own home. The kind that says “You know what you’ve done.”
…Two hours later, Mike’s video camera will finish streaming, and mike will be moderately wealthier.
TOUCH IT TOUCH IT FOR THE LOVE OF PETE TOOOOUUUCCHHH IIIT!!!
Anyone else think that whenever Dotty does finally date a non-virgin, he’s (or she; she surely was hustling after Amazi-girl) going to be too experienced?
Uhm wait what? *Looks around* I am a non virgin but I would still act like Walky was especially if at first the girl had been reluctant to date me at first. Fridge Logic she is basically saying, “I should start dating guys that have zero respect for me.”
She’s already stated that she would like him to grab her boobs and still he hesitates. How does wanting to date a guy who is not reluctant to touch you intimately, when you’re requested them to, equal to wanting to date someone who has no respect for you?
He has the touch. But does he have the power?
Oh no I’ve caught up.
Because in this case while yes she has now asked him to touch her boobs she was very reluctant to give him the time of day in the first place so assuming that she is totally pulled a 180 and isn’t unsure at all would be disrespectful.
What if she is still unsure but is panicking that this guy she kind of likes may be losing interest. If he keeps hesitating after the second time she says, “Yes I am sure” then yeah go ahead and say “damn virgins” but seriously double checking if a girl who recently broke up with her long term boyfriend and rebuffed all of your interest really wants you to touch her boobs yeah kind of makes sense.
Walky has never been a moron.
So, basically, what we’re saying is that, girls don’t know what they want and we should doubt that when a girl has asked for intimate contact, she actually knows what she’s talking about? Because that doesn’t sound disrespectful at all.
Also, how do we know that Walky knows all about her dating history?
Walky, this is as important to her as it is to you. It is an expression of your intimacy and represents a closeness and trust that she wants the two of you to share. DO NOT MAKE ANY HONKING NOISES!
the more you tell him not to do it, the more he wants to.
“It is an expression of your intimacy and represents a closeness and trust that she wants the two of you to share.”
Either that or she’s just horny.
Either Dotty’s boobs petrify Walky basilisk style or she tumbles out of his bed tomorrow morning with disheveled hair and mix-matched clothing.
Yet, sadly, her boobage will remain unfondled.
That’s so cute and 90s.
These theys we have the internet teach kids all they never wanted to know about sex. Whether they like it or not.
I never noticed Walky’s hand gradually getting closer before…
The best way to get a non-virgin is to make one yourself.