Amber’s mom, Stacy O’Malley, suffered no huge changes in her translation from Shortpacked! other than shaving about a decade off her age.  (Shaving a decade off one’s age doesn’t matter quite as much when we’re talking about scooting it from 50 to 40, versus, say, 20 to 10.)  She’s a smidge skinnier and her chin is sharpened, but that’s about all that’s visibly altered.

That said, this process seems to have moved her from “I’d hit that, sure” to “God daaayyum.”  Speaking for myself.

Don’t judge me.