All that Snapple works wonders!
As do drop-kicks for spats, I’m sure.
I’m a little concerned that Agatha thinks Billie is qualified to help because she can drop-kick things
Perhaps Agatha wants Billie to kick some sense into them!
Clearly she thinks Billie is an RPG protagonist – that would explain a lot – and can solve everything as long as there’s XP and loot at the end of it.
Okay, I’ll write up the encounter.
Room 702: 1 Grace, HP9, THACO 19, 1 Mandy HP 11, THACO 19. Treasure: 1 composition book, 2 three-ring binders, 24 copper pieces.
What, only 20 HP between the both of them? Billie will be happy if she gets XP at all.
She should try and raid The Dungeon of Sal. Much harder but there’s a kickass bicycle as loot.
Well, Freshmen are only 2 hit die monsters, so a dorm full of them is basically a starting dungeon. Billie needs some easy encounters to level up first before taking on the Dungeon of Sal. Dungeon of Sal = Tomb of Horrors for difficulty!
Although Sal is hella sexier than any lich!
. . . Or a starting dungeon is basically a dorm full of freshmen.
Depends on the freshmen stats though. Some freshmen starts with a hig Strength and Constitution score from their last class.
What’s the Dungeonland equivalent?
And then the Forever DM made a college-based campaign.
@Aizat: Not having played Dungeonland, I couldn’t tell you. Your mention of it is the first I’ve heard of it. However, having looked it up, it’s the sort of game I’d like so I’ll check it out further and maybe I’ll buy it. Thanks!
Billie can handle freshmen because she lives in the dungeon of sal
Ah, but she has to settle it through non-violent means! She’d fail the quest if one of them started bleeding profusely.
Oh, are we using THACO? I didn’t realize DoA took place in 1987.
So, Billie’s a Monk?
Being able to dropkick things should be a requirement for being an RA.
Oh Yeah :3
Or as the late Macho Man Randy Savage would’ve said it: “OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! DIG IT!”
Goddammit Billie, don’t go the vengeful route!
Little did Billie know, RUTHLESS saw everything through the peephole.
With her hand down her pants.
Yeah, trying to untwist your panties after watching your job get overshadowed by a cheerleader is a right mess to sort out.
Clearly the answer is to get them both drunk on cognac.
Or spike them with ipecac.
How tall is Agatha?
Tall enough, I’d say.
I don’t know what state I was in when I asked this. She just looks kind of tall.
She’s probably only around 5’7″; Willis’s females tend to run a little on the short side.
Billie’s 5’7″. Agatha’s probably about 5’11″.
Joe must be HUGE!
Yes, he is?
Yes, but this is a discussion about height…
This is a weird definition of short. “Short for a man”, is that what you mean?
49 fucking minutes before being able to read that comic.
And it was totally worth it !
So, she knows she got legs and she knows how to use them?
She never begs, she knows how to choose them?
Wait, she has a good strong, flexible legs? If she have thunderous thighs, I’d say Billie could be Chun-Li.
Whelp, so much for me going to bed early. Be back soon.
Alright, now time for bed
I can die a happy man.
Or at least an amused one.
You are a wonderful person.
Yotomoe you are my favorite
I know I have said it before, but I will repeat it. Yotomoe, you have to do your own webcomic, that talent must be shared.
I applaud the fleshling creator for showing the beginnings of a coup. It is important for those in power to keep it by force, or…well you see what happens.
Megatron? Is that you? I always wanted to say that.
Here’s a hint.
I think that joke was done a week or so ago.
Are we going to find Ruth dead?
I’d be depressed if I was dead.
No, no, if she’s dead, she won’t be depressed. Dead is dead. When she becomes undead, she might be depressed. Or not. If she comes back as a lich, wraith or vampire she’ll have so much power she won’t care that she’s undead.
Living -> Dead -> Undead: it’s the path of existence!
Unless of course she died of having been pushed downwards too hard.
passed out is my bet
And that’s not a Vader no, that’s an “Everyone stop being teh dumb” no
That would be rubbish.
Also highly unlikely, since she hasn’t even said her Arc Words. It’s like Stavromula Beta.
Either I see what you did there or I’m desperate for laughs.
Huh? I was referencing Bo-Starr.
The peephole or as I like to call the Eye of Ruth.
The disadvantage of reading an American webcomic in Malaysia? It’s nighttime there when it’s afternoon here.
And you have to deal with american fleshlings.
Well, I don’t really want to judge Americans just based on the nutjobs.
Good idea. There are only a few dozen non-nutjob americas, but we’re proud of our sanity (says the guy posting as Megatron with a cat on his head).
That’s a cat? It looks like a scorpion…
Megatron says it’s a cat!
Seriously, take a look a the origianal + some other good stuff here.
I think Grace and Mandy are arguing about what that disgusting smell might be that’s coming from the R.A.’s dorm room. Mandy thinks it smells like old vomit and Yeager, where as Grace thinks it smells like a dead body covered in cat poop. Now both girls have noticed that there are a lot more flies hanging around the girls floor and a couple of days ago, Grace saw a huge cluster of Maggots infested in her favorite hoodie. Now Grace is all because she can’t wear her smelly grimy shirt anymore and Nancy thinks she’s acting like a paranoid little bitch and would someone give this girl a Zanack and some Ambien???
I smell a really weird fanfic coming on!
Maybe she should put on some pants first?
Sweet, sweet validation, Billie. I’m glad for her, though since we’re dealing with Willis, I’m not sure how long it’ll last. Hope it lasts for today, though, poor girl needs some cheering.
Grace and Mandy in case everyone forgot.
Boy, they’re going to have the whole Internet if they keep up like this.
Anyone else see how Billie is turning all Hayao Miyazaki in the third panel?
Yes, go solve that dispute. But perhaps first… Pants?
Yep. For this, she needs pants. Might be different if the spat was between Greg and Manuel!
REVENGE SHALL BE MINE
“That’s right, I’m taking your job. WHAT NOW?”
oh man, happy billie is ADORABLE
“Happy” Billie is scheming Billie.
She’s going to take Ruth’s job, isn’t she?
we need more negotiators who will work in panties.
So, actually unrelated to this specific one, but todays Questionable Content totally has joyce in the first pannel
Proof that DoA and QC take place in the same universe!
Without a sweatervest, I refuse to accept that that is Joyce.
This is the first time I’ve noticed the animated Dina header, and it is ridiculously awesome. Ridicuawesome. Seriously adorable and fun.
On the topic of the today’s actual comic, it is pretty great to see Billie looking so pleased and happy.
Billie + No Bra = Animal Seal of Approval.
I just realized, Billie hasn’t worn her glasses all week. Is she wearing contacts?
It’s just early in the morning. She was only taking out the trash and hadn’t gotten dressed yet. Same reason Joyce wasn’t in a sweater vest earlier.
The ultimate revenge on your nemesis: HELPING PEOPLE.
Happy Billie is so goddamn cute and sexy, it’s downright disturbing. it’s like when Clark Kent takes off his glasses.
Definitely me gusta.
“Ah, Ruth, my old friend. Do you know the cheerleader proverb that tells us that “revenge is a dish best served cold”? It is very cold on my FAAAAACE!
I could have swore I commented on this comic, but there’s no comment. Did I break a commenting rule? If so, is there a place where one can go to see what they are to avoid such things? I’m kinda lost.
What is Billie even trying to accomplish here?
I have a sickin’ feeling something is wrong with Ruth…
I love a girl who can hold a knee at shoulder height and a conversation at the same time.
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