I’m sorry about the Blaine. But let me make it up to you:
If you want to see 17 full-color pages of Walky and Dorothy going at it, you totally can over on Slipshine. It’s canon! Here’s a possibly Non-Work-Safe four-page preview!
And you’re welcome.
I genuinely hope Danny does something to fix the inevitable fallout this will cause.
I hope he does, too, but that will require Amber filling him in on a few things, I hope she does that, too.
I genuinely hope he’s not dead
Pretty much. o_O
With the look Blaine’s giving, I’d wager bets that Danny’s probably in multiple pieces, in a trunk, in a ditch on the side of a highway.
And covered in Amber’s DNA. And finger prints.
Tied up on the road side ready to be pushed of in the path of an oncoming truck.
Amber’s close to at her weakest, still reeling from events with Ethan and Sal and her own violent rages. There’s hope, though, simply because Blaine has not actually shown that much creativity. In his first encounter with Amber, he kept falling back on old tactics that didn’t really apply any more and all they earned him was multiple beatings and humiliations.
He’s obviously TRYING to play things smarter this time, but the results have only been successful so far because Danny is both uninformed AND not the most experienced judge of human nature. “It might… embarrass her… in front of her friends. Right? Yes, that sounds like a thing that a weakling, I mean, a ‘DECENT’ person, would say, doesn’t it? I am credible! I must relax my eyebrows but my eyebrows MUST EXPRESS MY RAAAAGE.”
At this point, his plan seems to be to tell Amber “Look at me, I can get to your stupid little ‘sweetheart’ who thinks you’re crazy, by the way. You can never escape me! FEAR ME. OBEY ME. LOVE ONLY ME.” But Amber, while upset about Danny in the short term, would probably hear this as “You know, I understand that you’re worried about your anger management issues, but really, you’d probably be fully justified in punching me into a coma. It’s okay, really. You TRIED to be reasonable, but I’m just not fucking human.”
T Campbell: pretty good at beating me to the punch with more eloquence than I can muster after work on a Monday.
“Even a potato in a dark cellar has a certain low cunning about him which serves him in excellent stead.”
(Oh, and just to clarify… I don’t seriously think Danny’s in THAT much danger. Blaine has no incentive to harm someone he thinks may be on his side.)
Danny totally has no idea — Blaine was probably like, “hey, I’ll give my daughter a call to check in or see if she wants to meet for dinner, oh wait my phone is out of batteries” and Danny would helpfully be like “oh use mine”
I sincerely hope/doubt that’s the case
How else would he get the phone? Blaine’s, unfortunately, smart when he is raging. He knows how to make a seemingly meaningless harmless request.
You mean aside from violence and/or kidnapping?
Blaine is Walter White?
Walter is the opposite of smart when raging.
More like. (His phone is in his back pocket eh?) ” gasp is that amizi-girl?![no caps cuz he’s a douche]” then Danny’s all like “Where?!” And Blaine goes *EVIL PHONE SWIPE*
Not even a regular phone swipe but an “EVIL PHONE SWIPE”?
What a douche!
Don’t worry, he won’t.
Stand aside mortals! It’s Amazi-Girl’s newest sidekick: Idiot-Boy. He makes things worse just by hanging around.
His super power is not being told things!
And being blamed for not having been told things!
You don’t hand out your phone to a stranger who claims to be your friend’s father without any proof! Sheesh!
Well why would he question it?
driver’s license or other ID could prove it, I’m sure Blaine has his last name on an official ID, not that hard to prove.
There /is/ a family resemblance to back it up as well.
He’ll just Danny it up.
He’s Danned his last Dan.
Danny’s fucking dead. Look at that facial expression. Danny is deader than shit, just off panel, and Blaine is holding a bloody length of lead pipe.
Which, knowing Danny, would probably make it worse. A lot worse. People will die.
“Why Danny, you sound like an asshole!”
“And I mean more than usual”
“Amber, I am your father.”
“(gasp) No, that is not possible! Oh, wait, no, you’re right. ” You know, I’ve been waiting for a long time to use this one.
Thank you so much for bringing out this reference. I can hear it in his voice. Wonderful.
You’re welcome. I’ve been dying to use this one ever since I heard it the first time on TV.
That could literally be applied to every conversation with Danny.
Or, alternatively, “You sound like you’re making a VERY uninformed life-changing decision!”
That sounds like it could apply to almost everyone.
“Oh, my phone has a typo DADDY”
oh Shit. End of nice.
Possible upside? Blaine killed Danny
That feels like the greater of two evils.
Well, at least it wasn’t both!
Danny as an evil sidekick.
I want it.
He would Dan it up and end up doing good.
So, by being a villain, Danny is a hero?
Accidentally the hero.
Or the world’s greatest crouching moron, hidden dragon.
And I still question why everyone hates Danny
And shoved him into a fridge!
Oh come now. That’s not nice….shove him in a flaming barrel.
Electrical fire, then over the falls.
I called that when he “Just happened to bump” into Danny.
Just noticed Blaine’s crazy-eyes, too…
This is going to be BAD.
That ain’t crazy eyes…them’s a straight up “I’ll swallow your soul” face.
yeah, “i’ll swallow your soul” is totally an appropriate facial expression. nothing crazy about it.
Yes, because soul swallowing is not actually crazy. Look at Shang Tsung. Does he look crazy to you?
Yeah, dude looks like an actual serial killer.
So he looks like Blaine?
No, before he was a mere family abuser. Now he has leveled up.
On a scale of 1 to Hannibal Lector, I’d say he rates at about an 8, 8 1/2.
Wait, so you mean he looks like everybody else?
Not so worried about those eyes as I am that cat-that-ate-the-canary leer on his face.
That is the smile of unholy triumph.
That eye twitch
Dammit, you beat me to it… But yeah, dat twitch. Amber’s FUCKED. And it’s all thanks to Danny danning it up for the millionth fucking time.
Oh, come on. Danny couldn’t possibly have known. Amber didn’t tell anyone about her parents besides the people she went to high school with. Don’t blame Danny.
Don’t you know? People on the forum here are the Anti-Danny. Not in that they oppose him (though the do), but because where Danny is blamed for failing to act on information he never had, the fandom KNOWS that he’s being perfectly rational based on his limited information, and yet fails to use that information and instead pretends he’s stupid.
Look, the people on the forum know, and they’re outside the universe. Danny should have known twice as well, and used that info the way the people outside would have because he was inside the universe.
This is awful on so many levels.
Oh that is downright WICKED. This is some real supervillain stuff all up in here.
I’m gonna need you to redefine what qualifies a super villain. This is some regular Villain stuff. Nothing super about it.
Yeah. It’s missing the background thunder.
“You’re a villain. But not a super one.”
“What’s the difference?”
Thank you for that reference. I needed something like that after seeing Blaine’s face.
Oh god..Blaine’s face will forever haunt my nightmares…next to the face of the Pickle surprise.
His psychotic grin makes me wonder how long it’ll take him to start talking about how he got his scars.
Just hope that Blaine will not fall in a vat of acid. Don’t want him to become more dangerous than he already is now.
I’d be fine with that, if he couldn’t get out.
Oh, they always get out….like Dracula, they never stay down.
Then have him fall up, into the void of space. Never gets back down!
Oh God he’s kidnapped Danny, hasn’t he?
Oh shit he might have.
Well, then all Amazi-G has to do is wait. Blaine will give Danny up willingly =p
Ah, the old spongebob solution to kidnapping.
So if Danny is Amazi-Girl’s Lois Lane, does that mean that Blaine is a villain?
Blaine was always a villain. Now he’s just a super-villain
That tends to come with kidnapping. The Lois Lane thing isn’t really relevant.
It also, y’know, comes with everything else he’s done.
Of course he’s a villain. Fucking look at him. That isn’t the face of “MWAHAHAHA” villainy. That’s the face of “I’ll cut your face off and make it MY face” villainy.
shit, now I have this mental image of Blaine wearing Amber’s face like an Evillian-Blaine mask
More like “I’ll cut off your face and put it on my face and then abuse myself”
I guess he can’t be all evil. He can help get all the Dannies out of our lives.
No, he’s holding Danny’s ignorance hostage. And while it might be a semi-awkward moment, Blaine’s about to make it seem like it would make him hate her. And use it to, my guess, get her to move back in with him.
totally. danny is now mister O’malley’s gimp.
I REALLY hope that’s what it means, that he’s beaten the guy to a pulp and holding him hostage, because the other possibility is that Danny SO TERRIBLY DANNY-ED it up that he gave his phone to a stranger who could , as far as he know, very well be lying about being Amber’s father!
That….is possible what happened
Oh fuck , that face says shits about to get real.
That face says that he has to shit real bad.
Nothing good will come of this in the short term.
Or in the long term, probably. Lookit that horrible Blaine face D:
His face has always been horrible. How could anyone consumate with a face like that.
Well, this will end with Danny finding out who amazigirl really is.
And hopefully, also Blaine in jail.
Yes, but since that might result in Amber no longer being able to attend school (Blaine says he pays for it), that is unlikely.
Or maybe he is jailed or w/e, and the rest of this quarter/ semester takes fifteen years to finish.
Blaine pays in child support. If it were his decision, I’m pretty sure Amber would never have gone to college.
I’m pretty sure that parents stop paying child support when the child turns 18.
Unless he wasn’t paying child support before and was taken to court over it. Or it’s possible that rather than child support there was a pre-nup or alimony involved, but that seems less likely.
Danny is incapable of understanding that Amber is Amazi-Girl. If A-G shows up to confront Blaine (and possibly rescue Danny), he will just be all the more impressed with Amazi-Girl’s ability to detect where she is needed.
aw shit son
This can only mean one thing: Blaine killed Danny.
(And suddenly we all think “Maybe Blaine’s not so bad after all….”)
Blaine is how I view all telemarketers.
Blaine is how I view people who spam moves in Tekken.
Blaine is how I view Cyber-Akuma…only less cool.
Blaine is what I see when those asshole come on Dragon Ball Z. You know, the ones that all seem to magically regenerate at full power from a single cell.
Oh you mean, Cell?
And the Buus.
I can give some leeway for the Buus…being eldritch abominations and all.
Oh goddannit, Danny.
OH NO EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO WELL
The only thing worse would be if Blaine was able to see Amazi-Girl answer the phone as well.
I SEE YOU…Oh damn it….I just imagined that scene.
Blaine is the Eye of Sauron?
Blaine can just see CLEAR THROUGH the 4th wall.
Danny, you let yourself go :p
also, oh snap.
So how was the sex
Relevant Jacob avatar is relevant.
I hate Blaine so much raaughghhh
Shields up! Red alert!
This was the best I could do… sorry
JESUS, WERE GOING IN HARD! STRAP IN!!!!
Battle stations! BATTLE STATIONS!
Why does my brain suddenly put the voice of The Red Guy for Blaine?
Huh. See, I just hear Dr. Cox from Scrubs. (Sorry Willis.)
Also, holy cow that lettering in panel 4!
So Blaine’s going to be acting out scenes from Risky Business with Danny and Faz?
She had to hero down, or else risk her identity be revealed twice in the same day.
Hero Up, should be her catchphrase. Like Dragon up or Going Ghost.
Or don’t have a catchphrase. I mean, it works wonders for tokusatsu heroes, right?
Now, count up your crimes. –Kamen Rider W
Don’t question me. –Kamen Rider Accel
This is my stage now! –Kamen Rider Gaim
Space is here! –Kamen Rider Fourze
Your fate is mine to decide! –Kamen Rider Meteor
Now, it’s showtime! –Kamen Rider Wizard
…what is a Kamen Rider? A wretched little pile of catchphrases.
…miserable, I meant miserable, darn it. >.<
I stand corrected….
No, Hero Up only leads to sub-par children’s shows.
Why did you remind me that this existed?
Danny is Blaine’s boyfriend now. They’re sharing phones and everything!
Or he could be dead….tired.
Just got mad laid.
Laid out….with a pipe?
Respect the pipe!
I prefer Cigarettes to pipes.
Pipes are classier, cigarettes are kinda cool. Cigars is when you’re feeling really badass…or so I’ve been told. I never actually smoke.
All tobacco users were foolish when they started using.
Well, he doesn’t look deranged at all.
Can he have some alone time with a bomb?
Earlier today I was thinking about how the chase scene pepped Amber up and it was nice that she got a chance to have G-rated superhero funtimes. Blowing off steam by showing off her skills, and competing against a couple kids who aren’t emotionally significant to her and obviously don’t mean her any harm (Dorothy’s been clear that she’s willing to negotiate with Amazi-Girl, even if she’s not exactly being nice to her).
Oh, he has made it clear that he hates Amber with a passion. He only lets her get higher, so that he can crash her down that much harder.
Happyfuntimes are over. Only Blaine remains.
Also, wet Blaine looks SUPER CREEPY.
To be honest we needed something to cool down that super steamy rain scene yesterday
Although I hear for a subscription You can heat it up.
The call is coming from inside… Oh some pizza place never mind.
Galasso’s Pizza, Subs, and Psychotic Phone Calls.
This is actually the first psychotic phone call NOT made by Galasso himself.
I just want Blaine dead so much. I know he’s a fictional character and all, but he just reminds me of so many people I’ve known and wanted to stab. Having to look at his smug face makes me want to strangle him.
I wouldn’t call that smug. Nucking Futs is more like it.
Sadly we don’t even have the possibility since Willis says nobody dies in DoA.
No one said anything about comas, injuries and the like…right?
We did see Sarah play baseball. We also saw Joyce give a boy his drink back. So, yes, grievous injuries are allowed.
Jail is a very legitimate option.
A Long Prison Term is not death.
He was somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
Your best bet is to read Shortpacked!, then.
Danny is actually a character I like. One of like all of three people who do, it feels like sometimes, but yikes, I wonder if he is okay. I don’t think Danny would have just handed his phone over willingly, would he?
Blaine genuinely freaks me out, especially that panel there. You draw evil pretty well, Danny, that scares me MUCH more than any horror film or supervillain.
Danny has no idea what Blaine is like, and the man was quite nice to him and seemed genuinely concerned. All Blaine would have to do is say he lost his phone or something and wanted to make sure she was okay.
But yeah, I don’t mind Danny either.
“Oh hey, can I borrow your phone for a second?”
Why wouldn’t he hand it over willingly? He doesn’t know Blaine is a bad guy. It’s entirely likely that Danny would have given it to him without hesitation even if Blaine hadn’t been trying to deceive him.
I strongly agree with this thread. I think people are jumping to the wrong conclusions that Danny’s hurt or something. Danny doesn’t know of any reason not to acquiesce to a calm request from Amber’s concerned dad.
I can’t even handle how accurate this comic is right now when it comes to abusers. My addict/alcoholic brother got violent last week and was since told to stay away… so naturally he’s calling on every phone he can get his hands, leaving awful voicemails and threatening my mother. Blaine is spot on in so many ways.
After all the goodwill from WDASTAFAFTISNEOATADOAP, and this? Damn you Willis!!!!!
Walky does a sex thing and f**** and f***** then inserts slowly, nervously entering, over and tastes a Dorothy open A@@ pie?
I don’t know, either.
It’s less ‘rape-face’ and more ‘joker-face’ minus the make-up.
Da title. All I could here was the heavy sceaming “INCOMING!!!!”
Blaine: “Hello, Amber. Do you like… noodles?”
Do you like the Red Room?
Is Blaine getting a back-alley blowjob right now?
No, that’s what his face looks like every 4 o’clock.
Where do you think Danny is right now?
YOU WENT AND DANNED IT UP
Worse than usual.
Oh my god, this is like The Worst moodkiller…
Really digging the first panel. I’m thinking her dad has kidnapped Danny or use him as a bargaining chip. Oh and um… is there a reason Dorothy is brunette in the Walky performs a sex? I’m new to all the universes so it might’ve went over my head.
Dorothy’s hair is darker because it’s wet, as they both just came in out of the rain.
Oh yeah that makes sense. Way overthinking it lol
Oh come on! You had to know that if the guy didn’t have her phone number it was because she didn’t want him to!
He probably is using Danny’s phone because he acted like his is dead.
Also, note, he probably called Amazi-Girl.
Now that you mention it
Isn’t that nice of Danny to let Blaine borrow his phon- WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE!
Nope! Danny is missing!
Just when I thought my feels might be safe… NOPE.
Why is everyone talking about the comic and not the Walky/Dorothy sex panels?
Well … talking about a pay-for-access content that is also NSFW would be distracting (and possibly shocking) for those readers who are not interested ?
Even if “Walky Performs a Sex” is Canon, it’s still out of the main storyline. Also, it’s awesome ; I now know all of Dorothy’s freckles !
The first four pages are free, at least.
Willis, is there anyway we could just pay you directly to see this arc? I don’t want to subscribe to that site, but I’d gladly put my cashola directly into your pocket. (In retrospect, that sounds like a sexytimes invite, but that’s not what I mean!) Or at least tell me it will be in the book, whenever it comes out . . .
Nope, he’s already said it won’t be in a book, and the entire reason he made it is ’cause Slipshine paid him for it. It’d be cheating them to sell it directly to his fans.
Sorry, it’s Slipshine’s property now! They bought it for a very pretty penny, so if you want it, you gotta go through them. It’s not mine to sell.
They purchased it directly? What happens to the material if the site goes defunct? Strange that you would consider giving up all rights permanently; for example, I’m sure that Larry Welz still has some control over/claiim to his “Cherry” art that is also on Slipshine.
They paid for the rights to distribute and sell it. This isn’t a strange concept.
Blaine: Ultimate Bonerkill
Seriously, even when Willis doesn’t have full control of his schedule, he still manages to troll readers ? How does the man do ? Is it like his special abducted power ?
Actually, Blaine’s face isn’t the Ultimate Bonerkill..let that thought sink in.
*Cough, Cough* Faz! *Cough, hack!* Also, Roadblock, but I don’t believe he’s made an appearance in DoA.
Blaine needs to find a better hobby.
Yeah, like making boats in the basement or shooting at wall to make a smiley or building a sheep-powered raygun or something.
Like Jumping off cliffs. Or Eating cyanide. Or Drinking a gallon of bleach. Or running up to police officers with a fake rifle.
Guys!!! Willis is going into porn!!!!! Check out the link on shortpacked.com
*kill bill alarm sound*
*Silent Hill Airhorn*
urobuchiiii!!! . sorry I meant Williiiiiiiss!! D: D:
Thank you for the porn, Willis. Thank you for the porn.
It’s what the Internet was made for.
Indeed it was.
And still is.
Rule 34 at its best.
Can’t wait for the DorothyXWalky featurette to get leaked. I’d love to support Willis but unfortunately I’m far too broke to pay for it.
Which is sad, because THE PREVIEW LOOKS HOT AS HELL OH MY GOSJSJCJFJEKDKSKCKTITGJVJV
Unfortunately, I am in the same boat!
Same here….damn currency exchange.
I’ll just work hard tryin’ to get comissions so I can stack them papers to the roof and pay for STUFF.
Yeah, Yotomoe, your artwork have been pretty damn good. Ever considered making a series or something?
Workin’ on it. ‘sbout a chick who goes to college to bang dudes.
I’m just lazy. If you want to see progress and cheer me on I’ll give y’all a link.
I’ve got an idea, how’s about you not wish out loud that my work get stolen on my own damn website.
Wait, it was stolen? I’m sorry for your loss.
It wasn’t, that I know of. Willis is referring to Sammie1053’s wish that [Willis’s] work be leaked (he did something on Slipshine, which costs money for a subscription) so that he does not have to pay for it. Which is sorta….stupid to say on the chat section of a comic when the creator is active in his comments.
Isn’t it atleast out of your hands now, sorta? I mean, you sold it Slipshine, so wouldn’t that technically make it their problem if it got leaked? I don’t know if that brings you any comfort.
It’s still a pretty shitty thing to say, especially right on his own friggin’ website.
I don’t know how these things work. Sometimes creators get percentages? Either way, if everyone reads the leaked stuff, less people will sign up for Slipshine specifically for DoA art. Even if Willis doesn’t get paid per subscription, that might mean Slipshine is less willing to pay for his stuff again if his audience just pirates it. Either way: not cool.
this comes to mind ¬_¬
I knew someone would end up hurting Willis’ feelings.
Yeah, a bunch of my favourite artists, EVERY SINGLE TIME they post some for-pay awesome thing, SOME ASSHOLE comments how “oh I wish I was rich, but that’s too much” >=( Come on, dudes, it’s not like the comics will expire or something! [the site permanently going down is a different matter but is premature to talk about because it’s JUST FINE at the moment]
I feel really bad for another artist who makes one-of-a-kind trinkets, because people seem to think, at ~$5-10/hr for what most of her pieces sell for, it’s still “too much money” for a UNIQUE PIECE OF ART. Even McDonalds workers get more than that AND some kind of benefits [unless they’re part-timers]–is art REALLY less valuable to people than shitty burgers?
*Sad kindergartner voice*
I didn’t mean it as “gee whiz, i sure hope this gets leaked and scams Mister Willis out of money!” although i get how it would come across that way. I just meant that, since this is the internet, and people are generally terrible, it will eventually get posted to paheal or something, and that’s unfortunately the only viable way I’m likely to see it.
Regardless, it was a shitty thing to say.
Well, understand how, with SOME things, it may be the first time YOU ever said it, but when your first time saying it is the 2570327532987592876529805th time to someone else, you shouldn’t be surprised if that someone gets a bit testy.
[“You’re being too sensitive” is one of those things, for the record, not that you said it]
GadDamn but this goes beyond a very frightening panel at the last. Blaine is completely crazy and insane and this is the best I’ve ever seen it depicted in a cartoon character.
I don’t think Danny ‘let’ him have his phone. Unless he murdered both Dorothy and Danny that is.
I think it’s more likely Danny lost it in the chase, and has never noticed it’s gone because of some …distraction…and rain….and stuff.
Blaine was, hopefully is all, following them, and picked up Danny’s phone. I hope they are safe and happy right now doing what they should be doing.
The shit hits the fan when, and if, Blaine can convince Amber that he has Danny and will hurt him if she doesn’t come to him.
And we know that that is exactly what she will do, won’t she Mr. Willis?
You seem to have gotten Walky and Danny confused.
What chase? Danny was last seen having lunch with Blaine.
Not that chase, the chase before that. When Blane popped out of the shrubbery, as if he had been hiding there in wait.
And, yes, the last anyone saw of Danny, Blane was having him. For lunch.
For some reason, that sentence makes me hungry for fava beans and a nice chianti.
Danny is an idiot.
Danny is part idiot, sure, but Amber’s kept him away from information that could have helped his decision making here. I do get why Amber doesn’t open up. It’s hard but Danny would never have given her dad his phone if she had been able to open up to him (and isn’t ironic daddy’s the main reason she CAN’T open up?) and would probably have gotten the shit beaten out of him for trying to avenge Amber. Oh and another reminder that if Danny’s an idiot for not knowings Amber’s Amazi-Girl than so is Billie, Joyce, and Walky at least. Let’s confine his idiocy to his willful naivete, joy in dead end relationships, and putting a romantic ideal above his own well being…
Reserving judgment until we see how Blaine got the phone and what Danny is doing right now.
I gotta be honest folks, the deranged look on Blaine’s face really makes me think that Danny was not at all willing to hand over his phone, and probably not in a position to stop him from using it either.
But he would look for “Amber”.
Oops, “Amazi-Girl” would be right in that spot…
If there is a photo, Amber’s secret identity is blown.
I don’t think he did Black. Like I said, I think he lost it in the chase, and Blaine, following, picked it up.
I was more implying that Danny is probably tied up at Blaine’s feet, and this is going to be a “Come fight me or I kill your friend” kind of thing that only a real psycho/supervillan thinks of.
He had to call from Danny’s phone because in Amber’s phone his number is listed merely as “The Devil”.
Your order of a reason for why Amazi-girl would sabotage her own tools is ready. Please pick up the story, one page backwards.
With Ominous Latin Chanting as the ring tone.
Like me, a ton of people are gonna hear about the WPaS in the comments of the previous page and come directly to this. Blaine’s face is the ultimate mood killer (barring maybe Ryan).
Youre right Alex I did confuse the two…think im tired. sorry about that.
I do hope he didn’t hurt Danny. I hope that he ‘found’ the phone. Either way, I think he will use him for bait to get Amber to come to him.
How have you still not figured out how to use the reply button?
See the highlighted yellow Reply? If you click on it, it opens a new comment box that is directly below the comment you want to respond to. When you hit “Post Comment” it shows up nested under the comment you were responding to, which makes it much easier for everyone to follow conversations.
Walky gets to Perform a Sex.
Amber gets Blaine.
So is she sitting on top of a truck, going 50 miles per hour, in the rain?
Yes…because she’s Batm…err…I mean, Amazi-Girl.
I think you greatly overestimate how fast you can travel down 10th street through Bloomington.
I have no way to tell how much time had passed, and I don’t know how far Amber intends to go before getting off, so my only basis for guessing speed was the rain.
IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS
She got away from her pursuers, so there’s no actual reason to assume that she’d go more than “to the next time the truck stops”. Which probably wouldn’t be that far in the midst of a town. (of course, if said truck got lucky on the stoplights, she could be in serious trouble when it hits the highway)
We may not know how far Amber intends to go before getting off, but those of us who haven’t paid the subscription don’t know how far Dorothy went before getting off, either.
At least their not at Purdue. The roads in West Lafayette were laid out by a drunk gorilla with a crayon.
Thank you for the Slipshine offer, but I’m trying to save some money. Very sad now, but it’s all good.
With Blaine’s hair darker from the rain and all, my first thought was somehow that he had killed Danny and was wearing his skin.
The eyes didn’t help either.
No, you were right the first time.
Sorry Amber, your Dumbass is in another castle.
Danny is such a f**kin IDIOT! But also a good friend? But also a total moron! And a well-meaning guy. And… and… and…
Damn you Willis! Too many feels!!!
i think danny is hog-tied in the trunk of mr. o’malley’s car.
danny may or may not still have his pant but is silenced by ball-gag.
Ah! Finally, Amber and Blaine can have a heart-to-heart and she can get some closure!
And I fail html forever. I wanted to add “I’ve got a good feeling about this!” and make that a link to the following: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/talk/
I don’t think the word “forever” means what you think it means, since you succeeded on your second attempt.
…So our options right now are pay for porn of Dorothy and Walky banging or read the free comic where we must deal with Blaine.
…You are a clever bastard, Mr. Willis.
You magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!!
Well, you could swing by bringbackroomies and hang out with Mary and Danny.
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you
Time for a fun game of who does the fandom hate more: Blaine or Danny?
Blaine. At least Danny means well, even if he keeps making mistakes. Blaine is just heartless, and hasn’t demonstrated any redeeming qualities in either universe.
Danny has at least one good quality. He has a good taste for women.
Uuuughhh, that’s so haaaarrd… Probably Danny, because we have to put up with him far more. I asked Willis on Tumblr if he could have Danny murdered and shoved into a fridge like Kyle Rayner’s original girlfriend. I was joking, but I would genuinely prefer that to Danny as is, because he’d at least be more interesting as a corpse. Maybe Mike could make a puppet out of it.
“Danny, why do you sound exactly like my dad?”
When it rains, it fucking pours. Are you exorcising some personal demons with this plot-line, Willis? Just wondering.
Your reason for Amazi-girl sabatoging her own equipment is ready. One page back.
I hope Faz appears. Don’t judge, I find him hilarious.
Oh look, it’s her supervillain. The phone use seems to indicate he’s kidnapped her love interest.
“Can Amazi-Girl come out to play?”
Or, “Amazi-Girl…come out to play-ay!” or “Amazi-Girl, put your phone away!”
Campus security seems to be a bunch of morons, since they haven’t found Blaine and kicked him out.
I don’t think the campus is omnipresent.
You know, I know a lot of people are posting comments about “Oh man I hate Blaine so much get back to hijinx” but I gotta hand it to you Mr. Willis, bravo. I’m legit enjoying the guy, because he feels like a very real villain. I mean, I know he was in Shortpacked too, but he was in too briefly for me to really get a feel for his character, if that makes sense. But in this comic he’s still only been in a brief period of time but he’s a real scumbag and it just oozes through the page. I commend you for really knocking it out of the park with this storyline because it’s pretty much the best the comic’s ever been so far, in my opinion.
…Why does this seem so familiar? Have I been watching too many superhero movies?
It reminds me of the shame that is the Toby McGuire Spiderman series. Especially with Blaine’s creepy smile which mirrors Willem Defoe’s performance of Norman Osbourne/Green Goblin.
Willem Defoe as Blaine. Imagine it.
Those movies were alright, even Spider-Man 3 had its good parts.
Yes, mostly surrounding Sandman, however Spiderman 3’s good parts were tremendously overshadowed by it’s terrible parts.
Ehh, the bad parts were more forgettable to me. I remember the movie for Peter’s struggle against the symbiote, Peter and Harry redeeming themselves and their friendship, a good fight scene with Venom, and of course the genuinely complex Sandman. I know it’s the worst of the three overall, but it’s actually my favourite of them for what it does well.
Now Cragalanch is imagining Blaine getting impaled on a glider. Thank you for that joy
Thank you for that creep smile, Blaine. There were probably, like, three people reading this who didn’t think you were a total bastard-freak before now, and it’s nice of you to get them up to speed.
THE FACE OF EVIL.
THAT THING IS PURE NIGHTMARE FUEL.
THIS VERY COMIC ITSELF IS HIGH OCTANE NIGHTMARE FUEL.
Where is Link when we need him?
Trying to get some rubies for Morshu. Dude can’t give Link credit after all.
BLAINE IS THE DEATH OF ALL BONERS!
I wish you could have made him look more unhinged.
Blame it on the Blaine, he was callin, callin…..
I’m not sure how. But this is still all Danny’s fault.
I so wish Amber’s haymaker worked through the cellular network. Her biological donor deserves another crack to the jaw. And I’m sort of anti-violence.
Am I the only one confused by how her phone is water resistant?
Superhero who carries her phone around with her? She’s bound to have a pretty resilient case on it.
I passionately hate Apple, but my brother dropped his iPhone in a pool and all that happened was some discoloration. Some cell phones are extremely water resistant.
iPhones have a water-exposure sensor which they checked when I brought mine in for a inoperative top button. He might want to make that known to his phone provider just in case.
AS a result, my new one is in a waterproof case. $80 is better than the bs insurance my carrier offers.
I think every phone has a water-exposure sensor. They’re looking for any reason to void the warranty.
“Can you feel the rhythm of the falling Blaine?”
No. Amazi-Girl has to punch his lights out first before you check to see if the bastard still has a pulse.
Time to kill myself
“I’m sorry, but Amber is currently away from this body. You will have to deal with me.”
That last panel is dying for a thunder boom.
Like a “KRAKADOOOOOM!”? maybe with lightning throwing everything into a silouette?
I can see this ending in a chemistry lab with an acid or base spilling over half a face. Followed by the tortured screams of male rights activists because Blaine reminds me of those dickheads.
I have not previously been a fan of saying two particular words and the actions that led up to this are understand on Danny’s part. With that said: Dammit Danny.
RIP Danny. He died as he lived.
I wanna punch him
I wanna suplex him
also I want to get Amber a hot shower and some dry clothes
Oh for fu-! HE DANNED IT UP!
Danny didn’t Dan it up. Danny Dan-SQUARED it up. Maybe Dan-CUBED it up.
Oh….Fuuuuuuuu*expletive deleted* DANNY you DAN!
The censor goes very well with your gravatar.
Also…Blaine sorta scares me….T_T
One panel of Blaine has me in shivers. You have created a truly evil, evil character, Willis.
I hope Blaine gets hit by that damn truck and dies in excruciating pain from the damage done to his various shattered organs.
*O Fortuna plays dramatically*
Remixed with One-Winged Angel!
O For Fuuuuuuck’s sake!
I did spiiiiiiiiit-take!
Blaine is fucking frighteniiiiiiiiiing!
(He’s fucking nuts. I hate his guts. I hope he dies terr-ibbleeeee.)
I’m going to go on record here to say that:
1) Danny doesn’t know Amber = Amazi-Girl, and would not have a telephone number for her as Amazi-Girl. Nobody does!! As a rule, superheroes don’t make a habit of giving out their phone numbers, so her secret identity is still more-or-less safe.
2) Danny’s only connection to Amazi-Girl is through the Nintendo DS. Remember the trouble he had earlier when he wanted to try to get together with her; he tried to provoke the jock into starting something hoping Amazi-Girl would show up.
3) Danny is unharmed; Blaine is just using his phone. Remember, Amber doesn’t care all that much for her father; maybe he doesn’t even have her cell number and poor clueless-but-ever-helpful Danny said, “I’ve got it right here; go ahead and use my phone.”
3a) This does mean that if Amber was in fact trying to keep Blaine in the dark as to her cell number he can now get it from Danny’s phone, and if he does so this could lead to serious problems in the future.
And speaking of phones, when are we going to find out more about that mysterious one-sided phone call that Ruth got so long ago?
There’s not much mystery there, Ruth’s grandfather is a jerk, although probably more of the passive-aggressive sort rather than the over-the-top Blaine supervillian type.
I am having to remind myself that Amber is sitting on top of a truck heading away from campus and therefore she is safe from Blaine, at least until she gets off.
I am having to remind myself of it pretty hard, because Jesus Christ the look on Blaine’s face in panel 4. Maybe Amber should just ride the truck to another state.
That look… I’m pretty sure Blaine took Danny’s phone by force. Deadly force.
Man, Amazi-girl’s getting a full-blown origin story this time.
You guys are joking right? No one REALLY wants to see hardcore drawings of Dorothy and Walky. . . right???
Because of Walky and Dorothy, Slipshine had their best new-subscriptions day ever. So, yes. Yes some people do.
Are you kidding? I’ve put three years into this comic and finally it paid off.
Hell yeah. I totally subbed. I mean, yeah, I’d rather see Ruth x Billie, but this is still pretty damn sweet.
Maybe they will be next!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
PLEASE CONTINUE TALKING WHILE YOU TAKE MY MONEY!
Why yes, I’d rather see hardcore porn of REALISTIC CHARACTERS than actors who clearly aren’t that into each other.
AG is outside on a moving truck while it’s raining, her phone must be really loud and the phone speaker must be even louder still as trucks are LOUD!
Exhaust and muffler on the bottom?
First of all, Mr. Willis, how dare you.
Of course, it’s possible that this won’t lead to a sympathy inducing moment of tears at all, and the pain in my chest is actually just an encroaching heart attack.
Everyone interested in cartoon erotica should go to the Slipshine site. I not and I also don’t care for heterosexual porn but those sample pages had me very, very tempted! There were feels and laughs and if it had been an Ethan story I totally would have paid for my first cartoon porn ever.
“Walky Performs A Sex”?
Eh – It’ll most likely end up as C+ sex; B- at best.
Nah, he’ll put very little effort into it but show up the rest if us who try so much harder.
God damn how do you make Blaine so terrifying?
Huh, I expected something bad to happen, but it looks like everything is fine.
Normally I think Willis’s art accentuates the mood really well, but, well… Walky’s expression in the second panel of WPAS is one of the most unarousing things I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I could even try to read the rest of it.
I don’t have a problem with porn, but I have a big grudge against Slipshine because I watched it slowly draw away the authors of several comics I used to read until they stopped updating entirely. It’s depressing watching authors you like abandon their work because porn pays better. (I’m not saying that will happen to Willis, just remembering the past)
Can you really resent a company for paying people a greater amount of money for their work? I mean, yes, you can, I suppose. I’ve resented people for far less. And companies are people, right?
Companies are run by people, so yes.
At least, most of them.
What if Lucas never made Return of the Jedi because he found porn was more lucrative? What if JK Rowling never wrote Deathly Hallows because she found porn paid better? What if they permanently canceled Dr. Who in the middle of a season because the Doctor found out he’d make more as a porn star? Etc etc, you get the idea, substitute in a favorite comic, film series, TV show, whatever.
If Lucas had quit making Star Wars after Empire, I would have been very irritated by the lack of ending for the story.
But being left hanging would’ve been better than Ewoks and Jar-Jar and Aaaaaannie.
C’mon, the ewoks don’t ruin the *entire* movie… Plus, Mythbusters found smashing the AT-ST to be “plausible” 😛
The prequels are an entirely separate issue. They never needed to happen. I’m talking about dropping a story mid-story, not failing to make a followup prequel.
And, hey, maybe we would have gotten RotJ anyway, but instead of Ewoks it would have had Carrie Fisher out of the metal bikini. That would have been a definite improvement.
But I don’t think my parents would have let me go see it unsupervised.
Considering Willis has a buffer on this comic up to *checks* April 17th, and has been doing two comics for a few years now… I’m pretty sure he can handle the occasional foray into hanky panky without abandoning DoA.
Is it just the money, or did they find out they like porn better? Also, how can you hate on a website for actually paying artists what is apparently a decent amount of money, rather than them having to rely on selling t-shirts and/or getting donations? If I wasn’t in bad financial times right now, I’d totally buy the year subscription to I could help pay for more wonderful artists to continue making more wonderful art. Especially art I can get off to. haha
I think we’re missing the BKOW of a thunder clap as Blaine answers the phone.
I don’t think my heart has skipped a beat quite as much as when I saw Blaine in that last panel.
Never could stand the Blaine.
O SHIT SON
I have a feeling it is going to go like this:
Dad: I have your boyfriend. Come alone to _____ or you will never see him again.
I’m sorry, Willis, but it doesn’t matter how much canon porn you offer to sell me through a third party, NOTHING makes up for Blaine.
You should use that fourth panel as your comment avatar. Ninety percent of your comments are rage fueled flames.
Angry Joyce does NOT approve
Danny’s not dead. Come on now – he’s bait. Duh.
can we just take amber and put her somewhere safe for a while with video games and slash fic?
Darn you Willis that Preview shows nothing! And I hate paying for PRON 😛
AG answered the phone. But then Amber took over. There goes her immunity to criticism. Now she’s just Amber in funny pajamas. Hope that Amberknows how to get off a truck.
My reaction to Blaine being in the last few comics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veQsuVivOFQ
I’m torn. I’m feeling that 17 pages (of which four are already a free preview) don’t really justify the minimum $25 price of a one month Slipshine subscription. Of course, the entire Slipshine archives would more than justify the cost, but I don’t have the time or energy to binge-read webcomics anymore. I’d need a lot more than a month just to determine which of them I’d want to keep reading, and more months mean more monthly fees. Smaller fees than the first, sure, but I wouldn’t have to pay those extra monthly fees just to read WPAS, and that’s the only reason I’m considering a subscription in the first place.
What I’m trying to say is, I can’t decide how to justify the subscription I’ll inevitably end up paying for. 😛
I’m not sure if WPAS is worth it alone, but there’s a bunch of great stuff there for a lot of people and wank-material aside I found a lot of the comics entertaining, funny, or just good even if they didn’t quite “do it for me”.
Goddamnit I almost shoved my laptop off the desk in recoil.
Blaine has the most MRA-like expressions. Does he even comprehend what a daughter is? Or does he think she’s just another “female” he “owns”? Can he die now?
David Willis, master of readers’ emotions.
Dunno about that. Don’t MRAs believe that they are granted less rights than they actually are? Blaine, OTOH, seems to believe that he has more rights than he actually has.
This creepy ass motherfucker right here. What the hell is wrong with him? I’m trying to figure out how he found a woman submissive enough to marry him the 2nd time. Amber is your daughter not your property. You can’t do with her as you please. And damn it Danny STOP HELPING!
Am I supposed to hate Amber’s dad so much? Because it’s working. XD
Just… AUGH. Please tell me Blaine dies in this universe. PleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE.
Seriously Willis I know you’ve said no one’s getting hit with a truck in this universe, but this is the one guy who deserves it and it would be hella fitting and… oh God, you’re going to have this truck hit him and further Amber’s breakdown and subsequent angst, aren’t you.
some things hit harder than trucks
I cannot WAIT to find out wtf this means.
I’m hoping train. Or aircraft.
I’m thinking… Amber will break him. Reduce him to a terrified, subhuman wreck, like he did to her. How she would do that, I have no idea, but it would be glorious.
That, or he becomes someone’s prison bongo.
Hands up if you want to be standing behind Blaine with a brick in your hand right now.
Cragalanch doesn’t have hands
Doesn’t look like you’d need a brick anyway XD
Man, why’s everyone blaming Danny? Danny had no way of knowing about Amber’s situation with her parents, and neither did anyone else who didn’t go to high school with her. Give him a break.
This guy is a bit over-the-top. The text in the last panel can easily be replaced with, “Hello, Clarice”
Wow, I haven’t been reading for a while, but, damn, Danny’s sure let himself go…
I have never before hoped that a character’s facial expression was caused by Danny chopping that person in half with a knife and holding it with it. Even if Danny was doing a Blaine impression after that, it wouldn’t be half as bad as the sheer volume of the resulting drama of him, y’know, giving the phone to Blaine. Or any other outcome that involves Blaine staying alive for more than two minutes after starting this call.
Danny’s tied up in an alcove that is filling with rainwater, and Amazigirl has like an hour to rescue him.
Or, for irony, he’s been stuffed in a fridge. Not killed, just locked inside.
Oh glob look at those crazy eyes!
thank you to the people who stood up for me, but i’d rather just dump that jerk in the spam folder
as a side note, love how you showed how she changed her voice when she answered the phone……………
“I HAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND. LEAVE $10,000 IN UNMARKED BILLS BEHIND THE TOILETS IN THE MEN’S ROOM IF YOU WANT TO SEE HIM ALIVE AGAIN. CALL THE POLICE AND IT’S CURTAINS.”
this cannot go down well. It is impossible.
wait a minute…. this is a buildup to a climax.
Hey hey guess who else is building up to a climax?
Oh shit, it’s Amazi-Girl’s nemesis: Assholi-Dad!
What would be really awesome is if the eye twitch was animated… just to make it extra creepy.
This is f***ing horrible…..*reads the alt-text* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Does Amber have two phones? One for Amazi-Girl and one for her? Just a couple strips earlier Danny mentioned he hadn’t heard from his gf ie Amazi-girl, no text or anything. But now Amber’s phone has Danny calling her? Is Danny that stupid or what?
You can easily set up ways to send and receive texts through a third party like Gmail or Twitter.
So Danny has both Amazi-girl and Amber’s cell numbers in his phone, and, unbeknownst to him, when he calls either, they both go to her phone?
find the part where i said danny has amazi-girl’s cell phone number
But does he have Amber’s? If yes, does Amber know whether Danny is calling her, or whether he’s calling Amazi-girl? Does she wing it? If no, does this mean that Blaine knows she’s Amazi-girl, like Ethan does?
Apologies, I just realized I misread this comment. You’re saying he doesn’t have Amazi-girl’s number, he just has Amber’s. I understand now. Sorry about the seemingly stupid questions!
Danny being Danny, I find it entirely plausible that he could have both numbers and not have noticed that they were the same.
(Hell, I don’t think I’d notice. I don’t remember phone numbers anymore. I just punch them into my phone, and after that, it’s my phone’s problem. I don’t even know my own number; I have to check my phone every time I need to give it to someone. I’ve got better things to do with that memory, like remembering passwords and my servers’ IP addresses and RSA key fingerprints and how many times Billie has said “fuck”.)
But, yeah, there’s no evidence that Danny has a phone number for Amazi-Girl.
How many times has Billie dropped the f-bomb?
Couple strips back, Danny is worried about Amazi-Girl and tells Billie that he hasn’t heard back from her via text. I think solving the Amazi-Girl/Amber how does she know who to be for Danny. She probably doesn’t have outgoing voice/incoming voice (other than voicemail) for AG, because she doesn’t really need it. I’m sure Danny and AG don’t stay up all night chatting on the phone.
RUR-ROW. Getting bad feelings about Danny’s safety/life expectancy at this point. That brick wall just screams back alley body dump.
Noooooooo! Send him back!
Cast him into the fire!
Why is Blaine calling Sal?
The better question is,
“Why did Amber pick up a call from Danny?”
Regarding Comic: Excellent!
Regarding Slipshine: First time I’ve ever paid to view anything on the Internet; well worth it, and I hope that anyone who wishes to view will take the honourable route and throw down a few pennies : )
So will the book that includes this storyline also contain “Walky Does a Sex” where it occurs in the timeline, or is that a Slipshine exclusive permanently?
I will not put porn in my webcomic collections, no. I didn’t even put my tasteful pin-up arts in there!
Tell me you didn’t draw that. . .
Is there going to be a problem?
Yes. Incubus is now going to have to devote time to combing through your deviantart for those delightful pin-ups.
That was not my line of thinking, but thanks?
I never wanted porn or pinups, but to each their own. I stuck my foot in my mouth and there is where it will stay.
That makes your choice of posting name somewhat ironic.
I was thinking the same thing
Okay, good to know!
We’re getting it all wrong here. Danny Dannying it up, or Blaine trying to menace Amber aren’t really all that bad. Because Amazi-Girl’s been holding all the cards, and all Amber needs is the excuse.
From when Amber first punched out Blaine, this was the signal Blaine should have gotten:
Oh come on, an eye twitch? What is he, Jack Nicholson?
Don’t even open up this game.
Okay fine open up this game.
Blaine is played by Jack Nicholson. Joyce is played by Dove Cameron. Who else?
Would someone please explain something to me?
It seems like the best thing for everyone would be for Amber to have a restraining order on Blaine. Why doesn’t she already have one?
Is it that until now he hasn’t been stalking her? Is it hard to get one for one’s parent? Is it hard/costly to get one in general? Is it something else?
Blaine needs some serious help, Amber needs to not have to deal with Blaine, and a court order would solve both of these problems.
Alas, a restraining order is not a magical force-field, and people can and do break them. Not to mention that when someone breaks them, the police reaction could be arrest, but it could also be a fine or a citation, leaving the person angry and even more likely to lash out. Given Blaine’s actions so far… I can’t really see a piece of paper stopping him.
It was implied, although not stated explicitly, in the dorm room scene that there is one. A big problem with RO’s, is that people don’t enforce them. She should have been on the phone with the police as soon as she got away from him. Even without a RO, there was enough to put him in jail. BUT, not enforcing it at the time weakens the order in the eyes of the court, both the issuing one, and any criminal proceeding later.
A lot of the hesitating on enforcement comes from not wanting to look weak, by hiding behind the RO. Or, on the other hand, there is a fear of looking like you are “crying wolf”.
Agh, Danny, please don’t be stuffed in a fridge somewhere.
from the evil smile on blain’s face odds are danny is not really having a good day any more. hope he is ready for a butt kicking by amazing girl once she learns its him on the other end time for daddy blaine for some tough love amber style
I finally understand. This is not just a story about stupid college antics. This is a superhero almost-origin story.
Hmph. I would be willing to pay Slipshine via Paypal or bitcoins, but they don’t offer those options — and am far less eager to give my credit card information while buying porn. Especially given their ‘rebilling’ strategy.
So I suppose I’ll have to wait until Paypal or Bitcoin payment options become available, if ever.
i will pretend you did not suggest bitcoins
You have some pet-peeve against bitcoins?
Anyway, I hear porn sites have recently started accepted Bitcoin, exactly because the (semi-)anonymity of Bitcoin is convenient for the customers.
But hey, if Slipshine wants to be picky about the form of my money, it’s their choice.
slipshine is picky about forms of money in that it prefers to be paid in currency you can use at stores to buy things
I believe most online shops would use a payment intermediary like bitpay.com to automatically and immediately convert bitcoins received into local currency deposits.
So clearly what you must do is turn your bitcoin into real money and then give Slipshine that real money, since that’s apparently possible.
“since that’s apparently possible”
My point was that Slipshine doesn’t give me an option of me giving them my money – it only offers me an option of me giving them First Name/Last Name/Address/City/ Credit Card No/Expiration Date/CVV2 number/Name On Card
If they want to give me an option where I can give them my money, WITHOUT giving them my credit card number, I’ll be happy to take it. But they don’t accept money, they accept credit card information instead.
I guess if you wanna live off the grid, then I suppose sometimes you gotta be okay with not buying some things.
Some people can’t even GET credit cards.
“and in my book that’s *NOT* covering bookkeeping expenses, that’s gouging.”
They can’t use Paypal- Paypal won’t let you use them for porn. (Too many chargebacks.) People selling adult art have really limited options when it comes to taking money online.
I love that you imply a monthly subscription that auto renews is somehow suspicipus. Or that Slipshine is shady just because it’s porn.
Some porn sites *have* been known to occasionally do shady things with subscriptions. They expect people to be too embarrassed to take them to the courts for stuff like “they aren’t cancelling my dwarf fetish subscription!” Or in this case “they aren’t cancelling my cartoon porn”.
Slipshine may of course be entirely on the level, but their “rebilling” still implies that they’ll be keeping my credit card information on file. I can barely tolerate Paypal and Amazon.com having that information, because the value they offer me outweighs the risk. But giving that info to Slipshine (or any other porn site) falls beyond my comfort zone, and so I won’t. If that choice offends you, it’s still nonetheless mine to make.
Why can’t Blaine talk without an eye tic?
it’s a birth defect.
Good, maybe this will lead to Amber finally realizing the Danny is simply Too Stupid to Love.
Hopefully this will lead to an epic smackdown of Blaine featuring a cameo by Ruth
Look at that face. He’s not just evil, he knows he’s evil.
That is not an “I am glad to have found a way to reconnect with my estranged daughter!” face.
repeated from above:
FUCK! >:C WHY HIM WHY HIM NOW
easy solution, hang up the phone, hunt Danny down, talk to him in person
Dang, but will Slipshine have the wonderfull comment sections full of witty banter and flame wars that make DoA so pleasant to read?
….. Teen amount of pages of walky doing a sex…. I am conflicted
That’s not the face of a happym’n! Not at all, nope nope!
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