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by David M Willis on July 11, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Walking with Dina

└ Tags: amazi-girl, danny, dina

Discussion (222) ¬

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    July 11, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Danny: “I am the night.” / “I am Catwilcox.”

    idk

    • Twilightomens
      Twilightomens
      July 11, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      <3 <3 <3

    • Cattleprod
      Cattleprod
      July 11, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Has anyone recreated the New 52 Catwoman #1 cover where she’s pouring diamonds on her chest for some reason? Or the #0 cover where she has scoliosis? I’m asking for a friend.

      • Tan
        Tan
        July 11, 2015 at 5:19 am | #

        I am that friend. Thanks, Cattleprod. So, anything?

      • Amanda
        Amanda
        July 12, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

        http://www.jimchines.com/cover-posing/

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      July 11, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      …why? why did that happen?

      • MrZombieScordo
        MrZombieScordo
        July 11, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

        witness the birth of new dumbingofage inside joke.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      July 11, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      God forgive us what have we’ve done….

    • 6Qubed
      6Qubed
      July 11, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      oh my virgin eyes

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      July 11, 2015 at 1:41 am | #

      Now make it a poster and hang it up on your wall.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        July 11, 2015 at 10:55 pm | #

        I don’t have a printer that will handle that =o

        • WolfLann
          WolfLann
          July 13, 2015 at 10:37 am | #

          Where are those floorplan printers when you need them.

    • boomwolf
      boomwolf
      July 11, 2015 at 1:42 am | #

      I’ve seen some scary things in my day. But that? That one will haunt me forever.

    • Chengrel
      Chengrel
      July 11, 2015 at 2:49 am | #

      That’s even more adorable than I thought it would be.

    • claudewicked
      claudewicked
      July 11, 2015 at 6:06 am | #

      Despite this, danny still sits a solid 2% under Galasso

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 11, 2015 at 8:14 am | #

      Danny makes it work.

  2. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    July 11, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Danny choice in shorts is at best unfortunate

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      July 11, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Do you mean ‘shorts’ as in shorts, or ‘shorts’ as in boxers? Cause I think those are boxers, which are pretty standard in that style.

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      July 11, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

      Indeed. It looks like boxers, i.e. underwear.

      Oh, that’s it. Danny Danned it up again, and forgot his pants.

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 11, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

      Carefreely striking a chat with your GF’s roommate while you’re in underwear probably breaks etiquette.

      • madock345
        madock345
        July 11, 2015 at 1:30 am | #

        I thought it was kinda hot

        • Darkoneko
          Darkoneko
          July 11, 2015 at 7:53 am | #

          Well, yeah, but it still breaks etiquette 😀

          • John
            John
            July 11, 2015 at 12:00 pm | #

            Of course, it’s Dina, so she thinks she’s the one being weird.

      • Nono
        Nono
        July 11, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

        It doesn’t seem that weird to me. Plus at least he’s almost fully covered.

        It’d be more awkward if you were naked.

      • brionl
        brionl
        July 11, 2015 at 1:59 am | #

        What? I stand around in my underwear talking to women all the time. Is that why I can’t get a date?

  3. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    July 11, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    RRARRGGHGL!

    • Architex
      Architex
      July 11, 2015 at 3:40 am | #

      It’s the raptor!!!

      Ruuuuuuunnnnn!!!

      • darkoneko
        darkoneko
        July 11, 2015 at 12:27 pm | #

        No! Don’t ! It’d consider you a prey.

  4. Flipz
    Flipz
    July 11, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    …wait, I’m not the only person this happens to? This is a full-on Thing?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 11, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      I was gonna say, if her subject of choice was computers instead of paleontology, she’d basically be me.

      • slicey
        slicey
        July 11, 2015 at 5:02 am | #

        Hmmmmm astronomy and astrobiology and diseases and the like for me. Right now I wake and think…. pluto, pluto, dwarf planets ,megaearths, Europa, pluto, 5 moons, pluto, terrafoming, mars, pandemics, why do they never raid churches in zombie movies or drs offices, just once I want someone to break into a Mormon church and it’s bishops office find the ward list and the location of the bishops store house and get more food and supplies than they know what to do with, bird flu and then pluto

        • Darkoneko
          Darkoneko
          July 11, 2015 at 7:57 am | #

          NEW HORIZON IS CLOSING ON TO FLY-BY AND AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

          *hype*

          and Dawn keeps scanning Ceres.
          This is a good month for being alive !

          • Chronos
            Chronos
            July 11, 2015 at 1:38 pm | #

            Indeed.

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        July 11, 2015 at 5:41 am | #

        If it was transformers it would probably be Willis. For me, this but with LEGO.

    • Ntrovert60
      Ntrovert60
      July 11, 2015 at 2:57 pm | #

      It’s only a full-on thing if your Johnson comes out of the fly…

  5. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 11, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    GRMILOCK UNDERSTANDS!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 11, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Me Dina not poorly socialized. Me Dina Queen.

  6. Azukar
    Azukar
    July 11, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Hearing Dina’s inner voice is going to be so interesting!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 11, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      We will all be fully qualified paleontologists by the end of the storyline.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        July 11, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

        If only.

  7. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    July 11, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    I’m happy that this is apparently just her “usual affection” for him

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 11, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      It doesn’t say affection, it says affectation.

      And by looking up the definition it essentially means:
      an unnatural form of behavior that is meant to impress others

      • Azukar
        Azukar
        July 11, 2015 at 1:35 am | #

        In this case, the usage is more like “the behaviour everyone expects of her”.

        • Sam
          Sam
          July 11, 2015 at 10:34 am | #

          Well, I am impressed by her dinosaur impression.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        July 11, 2015 at 12:05 pm | #

        Ooh, completely misread that one too.

  8. Kris
    Kris
    July 11, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    There really is no downside to releasing the raptor.

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      July 11, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      Until it eats you.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        July 11, 2015 at 6:12 am | #

        I still see no downside. Food for raptors.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      July 11, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      Last guy who thought that got eaten by a Raptor because he thought he could use them for military purposes….honestly he wasn’t the smartest guy I knew.

      • Someone
        Someone
        July 11, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

        Why are fat guys always evil in jurrasic park movies!

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          July 11, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

          Because they run the slowest, and therefore know that when the feces hits the rotating oscillator, they are doomed. Might as well be evil then, and try to get the others eaten first!

        • Li
          Li
          July 11, 2015 at 10:16 am | #

          For what it’s worth, Nedry wasn’t evil in the original book. He was in the right. There’s the one line in the movie where he alludes to being overworked and underpaid, but it’s fully laid out in the book that he was hired on to build a nonspecific “database” and kept in the dark about what was fully needed until the end of the project and constantly yelled at for failing to meet requirements he wasn’t told existed. Then blackmailed into working way overtime for no extra money to deliver the full, now-revealed requirements, with threats that otherwise they would see to it that he never worked again by using their clout to tell all his other potential customers and employers that he was unreliable.

          Nedry in the book owed no one shit, and was sympathetic IMHO in his desire to stick it to his boss.

          Who was the book’s least sympathetic character — Hammond was arrogant and manipulative and childish. He brought his grandkids in just to guilt Grant and the others into keeping the park open “for the kids!!”, and never gave a shit about the danger they were in after that.

          (Another sympathetic character turned unsympathetic: the lawyer who in the movie dies cowering on a toilet. Like, the book was more of a tragedy, where the movie kind of made sure that way more of the people who died “deserved” it.)

          • Cholma
            Cholma
            July 11, 2015 at 7:50 pm | #

            Don’t forget that Hammond dies in the book as well. Long after the climax, when everyone thinks it’s all over. Alone, with no one aware that he’s even in danger.

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 11, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

      As long as you keep your lil’ raptor covered you’ll be fine.

    • Nick Piers
      Nick Piers
      July 11, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

      …is that code?

  9. Twilightomens
    Twilightomens
    July 11, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Mask.

    • HMRC4EVR
      HMRC4EVR
      July 11, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      I had to stop and think for a second before I remembered Dina figure out Amber’s secret identity earlier in the series.

      • John
        John
        July 11, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        I’ve said before that I figure Dina knew all along, probably didn’t even realize that it was supposed to be a secret, and only didn’t mention it earlier because she didn’t figure her roommate being a costumed vigilante was unusual or worthy of comment. All the body language cues and mannerisms that change when Amber puts the mask on, the things that tell other people that the badass crime-fighting building-leaping truck-surfing superhero is not that nerdy girl who hides in her room playing WoW all the time… Dina can’t see. So for her, Amazi-Girl is just Amber with a piece of cloth tied around her head.

        • TSB
          TSB
          July 11, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

          Wow, great analysis, that makes a lot of sense.

        • Scoops
          Scoops
          July 11, 2015 at 1:20 am | #

          And I’ve said before that Amazigirl’s mask doesn’t cover her mouth:

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/05-saturdays-all-right-for-slighting/weird/

        • Charlie Spencer
          Charlie Spencer
          July 11, 2015 at 6:35 am | #

          I can’t figure out who that character in the top bunk is. She’s wearing Amber’s clothes but Amazi-Girl’s mask. It’s like Willis trotted out yet another new character, some weird amalgam of two existing ones. And whose messages is she reading, A’s or A-G’s?

          In short, have we seen Amber just hanging out partially dressed as Amazi-Girl before?

          • Dorje Sylas
            Dorje Sylas
            July 11, 2015 at 10:10 am | #

            And here we get a rare look at Amber-Girl in her morning routine.

          • HMRC4EVR
            HMRC4EVR
            July 11, 2015 at 10:32 am | #

            Amalgam-Girl?

        • Jon Rich
          Jon Rich
          July 11, 2015 at 7:23 am | #

          John, that was absolutely brilliant, and brilliantly-written. Have an internet!

  10. Nono
    Nono
    July 11, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    More people should use this response.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 11, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      Monday mornings, I generally do.

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        July 11, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

        Monday morning just… don’t talk to me until the coffee kicks in =_=

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 11, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

      At every chance with my brother and people who annoy me.

  11. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    July 11, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Okay, I am like, SUPER glad to know that I’m not the only one to do this to people when I zone out. Seriously, that’s been gnawing at me for a while.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      July 11, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      I know, right?

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      July 11, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      i will now have to actively prevent myself from doing this every friggin’ time!

    • dmaxx
      dmaxx
      July 11, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

      With your gintama grav that comment just got automatically double awesome xD

  12. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    July 11, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    There have been mornings I’ve been like that myself, but usually only because of my being caffeine-deprived.

  13. theheroesofcrash
    theheroesofcrash
    July 11, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Awkward… yet effective.

  14. Pantheon the Mantheon
    Pantheon the Mantheon
    July 11, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh Dina *corny sitcom music*

    • A Scientist
      A Scientist
      July 11, 2015 at 2:30 am | #

      *Laugh track*

    • tim guegue
      tim guegue
      July 11, 2015 at 12:23 pm | #

      “Wah, wah, wah.” (Does anyone actually use that cliché in sitcom music anymore?)

  15. Catullus
    Catullus
    July 11, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Now you’ve got me wondering: what is Danny actually saying in those second and third panels?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 11, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      About how he ran into Ethan after he and Amazi-Girl went their separate ways, and still being slightly inebriated he confessed his feelings. He is recounting their night of passion together in every torrid detail.

      Amber doesn’t notice because she just found a shiny pokemon.

    • Chrissy
      Chrissy
      July 11, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      I’m guessing in the second, probably “thanks for letting me stay the night” and in the third, probably a series of fart noises or something of equivalent interest.

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        July 11, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

        and those fart noises are a sore subject because it may be how the dinos wiped themselves out!
        (source: some random theory)

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          July 11, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

          That actually was an actual theory people had for how they died.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            July 11, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

            Were those people middle schoolers?

            • Tacos
              Tacos
              July 11, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

              Nope. Actually scientists. They thought that the greenhouse gasses in dino farts accumulated enough to either alter the weather or just asphyxiate them to death. It was a rather old theory iirc.

              • Chrissy
                Chrissy
                July 11, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

                Until one day a lightning strike at Chicxulub changed everything…

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        July 11, 2015 at 1:13 am | #

        And in the 3rd : “do you always keep your hat when you sleep ?”

        • fogel
          fogel
          July 11, 2015 at 4:37 am | #

          “You can leave your hat on.”

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      July 11, 2015 at 3:04 pm | #

      ignoring my first post… ¬.¬

      2: balloon shape suggests only one line before “the night.”
      3: something something something “(t)hat.”

  16. Pie
    Pie
    July 11, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Walking with Dina? More like… WAKING with Dina!!

    …I should have commented this yesterday, but I came up with it too late.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      July 11, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      …Willis already beat you to it in a tweet.
      Sorry.

      • Pie
        Pie
        July 11, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

        Dammit! This is what I get for not using Twitter like all the cool kids.

        • Pie
          Pie
          July 11, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

          Alternatively… DAMN YOU WILLIS!!

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 11, 2015 at 3:38 am | #

      It’s pretty clear that this chapter is the going to be a Dina POV, which should be fascinating!

  17. Ayo Gbadehan
    Ayo Gbadehan
    July 11, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    all the stupid stuff Danny could’ve said, yet we missed it all

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      July 11, 2015 at 1:48 am | #

      Truly this is the greatest storyline.

  18. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 11, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    How does that hat manage to stay on? Velcro?

    • Someone
      Someone
      July 11, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Who says it’s a hat?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 11, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

        If you unscrew it, there’s a tiny velociraptor operating a series of levers inside her skull.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 11, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      It’s actually a sentient parasite.

      • Tomas
        Tomas
        July 11, 2015 at 9:46 am | #

        When Dina stares into space like that, I like to imagine it’s the hat that’s talking or thinking. It helps that the thought bubbles are green.

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      July 11, 2015 at 12:09 pm | #

      It’s a mouth – Dina’s been bitten by the dinosaur bug, and it hasn’t let go.

  19. Prof Willis
    Prof Willis
    July 11, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Dina is apparently both the most and least observant character.

  20. Chrissy
    Chrissy
    July 11, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Even if I’m not lost in my own thoughts, any more than a “good morning” in this situation would elicit the same response from me.

  21. Skizz
    Skizz
    July 11, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Premarital Masked Hanky Pankies!!!

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      July 11, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

      I forgot about hanky pankies, it’s been a while.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      July 11, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

      I thought we’d settled on ‘hankies panky?’

      • Captain Batson
        Captain Batson
        July 11, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

        I think that’s only applicable for group sex.

      • John
        John
        July 11, 2015 at 2:22 am | #

        More than one instance is “hanky-pankies”. More than one partner is “hankies-panky”. Presumably more than one instance of multiple-partner is “hankies-pankies”.

        • fogel
          fogel
          July 11, 2015 at 4:42 am | #

          If deres kinky stuff, hanky spanky.

          • ninja_jesus
            ninja_jesus
            July 11, 2015 at 6:19 am | #

            If it was really a joke, hanky pranky.

            • Knifleman
              Knifleman
              July 11, 2015 at 10:18 am | #

              If it’s just one person, hanky wanky

              • John
                John
                July 11, 2015 at 11:42 am | #

                The hanky makes cleanup easier.

  22. Tacos
    Tacos
    July 11, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    This seems like an appropriate response for any situation.

  23. Graham
    Graham
    July 11, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Dino must be excited about the new dinosaur found in Canada!

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      July 11, 2015 at 2:11 am | #

      New stuff in real life means nothing to this comic. Five years from now, this comic will have only moved another month.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        July 11, 2015 at 3:43 am | #

        Actually iirc this comic runs in comic book time, so new stuff in real life can totally happen at an absurdly fast pace in the strip. Also Ninja Rick’s experiences in a WWII concentration camp are going to get progressively more problematic to work into the story as the years go by.

      • saki
        saki
        July 11, 2015 at 7:34 am | #

        Actually, it does. Elsewise, how do you explain them watching Frozen? :3
        However it is true the characters cannot immediately react to real world news, since Willis has a big buffer.

  24. gkheyf
    gkheyf
    July 11, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    that first panel: there is so much mixed up in that!
    amazi-girl’s head is on amber’s body!
    danny is casually chatting with dina in his boxers!
    amber is not particularly compartmentalizing here!
    after shying away from discussing ‘weird, personal’ stuff w/dina before, amber has her bf there in the morning for the never-awkward ‘morning chat!
    and finally, dina has a feathered dino toy! where are they on sale? i demand specifics! next kickstarter, please!!!

    • Lucina
      Lucina
      July 11, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

      The feathered dinosaur toy is a Velociraptor from Palaeoplushies! You should be able to get one here!

      I have one and it is VERY great! I promise I’m not an advertising spambot. Just someone who is REALLY PASSIONATE about this dinosaur toy.

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        July 11, 2015 at 8:55 am | #

        hey, if they have spambots that can actually respond to posts with proper conversational structure, then i’d be tempted to get it just to support them!

        also, can anyone tell me how to bold/italicize in these posts? i imagine that it’s the kind of thing i’d know naturally if i studied more coding languages.

        • Lucina
          Lucina
          July 11, 2015 at 11:08 am | #

          it’s just html. [i], [b], etc, except with instead of brackets.

          • Lucina
            Lucina
            July 11, 2015 at 11:08 am | #

            dammit apparently it interprets anything between those symbols as a tag. they’re the less than and greater than symbols.

            • John
              John
              July 11, 2015 at 11:51 am | #

              <i>italics</i>
              <b>bold</b>
              <a href=”http://www.dumbingofage.com/”>link</a>
              &lt; &gt; < >
              &amp; &

              • John
                John
                July 11, 2015 at 11:52 am | #

                Wow, I managed to not screw up any of that multi-layered mess of HTML and escapes.

  25. nothri
    nothri
    July 11, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Okay, I’m not saying Dina has ADD…but that looks all too familiar.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      July 11, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

      In her defense, she just woke up.

      • Li
        Li
        July 11, 2015 at 10:22 am | #

        You don’t really need to be defended from having ADD. It’s not a moral failing, just a condition.

  26. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    July 11, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Undahpants and dino thoughts. mix them together, and what do you get? this strip, pay more attention, jeez.

  27. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    July 11, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Dina’s teeth are once again all pointy. She must have a superpower to switch them from normal chompers to dino-chompers.

  28. Lucina
    Lucina
    July 11, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    I am so happy to see the Palaeoplushies Velociraptor in Dina’s possession! I have it as well, and it is simply fantastic. She has good taste in dino toys.

    (also I can relate to so much of this — both the dino things and the “oh shit this person has been talking this whole time” things)

  29. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    July 11, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    So does *RRARRGGHGLE mean I love you man, or is that *Hssssssss

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      July 11, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      I’d guess “RRARRHHRNN,” but it’s a mostly baseless guess.

      • newllend(henryvolt)
        newllend(henryvolt)
        July 11, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

        Does she even speak Raptor?

        • Superdud
          Superdud
          July 11, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

          No no no, she’s obviously not speaking raptor here. This is Allosaurian.

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 11, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      I’d guess what she just said means ‘Go away or I eat you’ as it is to hide social blunders and it turns all her teeth razor sharp for tearing you to shreds if you do not listen.

    • dmaxx
      dmaxx
      July 11, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

      Dunno what THAT mean but “i love you” is RAAAAAAWR:-P

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      July 11, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

      DAMN IT! I’m going to fail my college class on how to speak Raptor at this rate !

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        July 11, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

        Think of this as a crash course in raptor.

  30. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 11, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

    Will the quills be confirmed? Time will tell

    This is where Dinas explanation of dinosaurs as unchanging from earlier gets interesting, because our knowledge of them is ever evolving

    • Lucina
      Lucina
      July 11, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

      Yeah, but we can only ever move forward to a single truth. Our understanding changes, but the dinosaurs themselves do not. People, however, can fundamentally change. Not our understanding of them. The people themselves.

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 11, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

      Damn you Qillis ?

  31. L!ghtn!ng
    L!ghtn!ng
    July 11, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

    ABSOLUTELY the proper response to Danny. I’m loving this plot line so far! 😄

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      July 11, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      Well, it’s part one of the appropriate response. Could use a tackle-hug.

  32. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 11, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

    RRARRGGHGL-BARRGGHGL !

  33. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    July 11, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    Dina remains the cutest. Also, Amber’s amazi-hair is on fleek in the morning, I’m jealous.

  34. Asper
    Asper
    July 11, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

    I’m thinking that he was talking about the kiss.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      July 11, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

      Danny: Did you or did you not use tongue?

  35. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    July 11, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

    Wait.

    So Dina sleeps next to Amber/Amazi-Girl… and Danny?

    I hope Dina’s a very heavy sleeper…

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 11, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

      …I kinda doubt THIS happened with Dina sleeping just next to them -_-;

    • Someone
      Someone
      July 11, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

      Amber is very open to threesomes

      • John
        John
        July 11, 2015 at 2:27 am | #

        I think Dina’s the wrong sex for Amber’s preferred threesomes.

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          July 11, 2015 at 2:54 am | #

          This app desperately needs a ‘like’ button.

        • Dean
          Dean
          July 11, 2015 at 3:55 am | #

          Also Danny’s preferred threesome.

        • saki
          saki
          July 11, 2015 at 7:38 am | #

          For lack of a like button, have an internet. :3

  36. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    July 11, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

    Now, for an interesting detail :

    On Amber’s side, the ladder is on the half of the bed that doesn’t that the additional “protection” piece of wood.

    But on Dina’s side, it’s on the side with it, and Dina carefully hold onto it as she does down the bed.
    I think Dina may be scared of height, or at least doesn’t have a particularly stable footing when climbing down.

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 11, 2015 at 1:09 am | #

      …maybe related to Dina small size tho ; each of the ladder step gotta be pretty huge for her legs.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      July 11, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

      Amber’s bed doesn’t have a ladder attached to it at all. She doesn’t need it.

      • John
        John
        July 11, 2015 at 2:30 am | #

        She should have an Amazi-pole instead.

        • Willoughby Chase
          Willoughby Chase
          July 11, 2015 at 4:37 am | #

          I thought that was Dan?

        • tim guegue
          tim guegue
          July 11, 2015 at 12:31 pm | #

          And an Amazi-cave. And a young teen sidekick whose parents died tragically in an accident. Maybe Ruth’s brother Howard is available.

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        July 11, 2015 at 8:03 am | #

        Hahaha ! I just assumed it was off-screen.

        Looks like Danny manage to get on and off the bed without the ladder too ^^;
        ..ooor maybe Amazi-girl carries him up there 🙂

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          July 11, 2015 at 9:18 am | #

          Throws

  37. Arikel
    Arikel
    July 11, 2015 at 1:22 am | #

    Aww man you should totally do a few of these for every character, I’m fucking enjoying the shit out of this one.

    • saki
      saki
      July 11, 2015 at 7:41 am | #

      I don’t know if the other characters would be nearly as interesting as Dina. I mean, for the most part, we can pretty much tell what they’re thinking. With Dina, not so much.
      I would be interested to see what Mike’s thinking, but I very highly doubt Willis would ever let us know, haha.

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        July 11, 2015 at 8:04 am | #

        I … don’t think I want to know what Mike is thinking <_<

        • Tanarin
          Tanarin
          July 11, 2015 at 12:04 pm | #

          I dunno, could be quite fun. At the minimum it will be funny.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        July 11, 2015 at 2:36 pm | #

        Well, we THINK we know what they’re thinking. Remember when we got a glimps into Joyce’s mind and saw sthat she saw all strangers as Ryan? Makes you wonder what everyone else is thinking.

        Nothing here is really a revelation so far. Dina thinks about dinosaurs and doesn’t pay attention while doing so!

        • Darkoneko
          Darkoneko
          July 11, 2015 at 4:11 pm | #

          Mary sees everyone as SATAN

  38. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    July 11, 2015 at 1:23 am | #

    …She is so an Aspie

    • Arian
      Arian
      July 11, 2015 at 4:56 am | #

      I think so too. A friend of mine is a dinosaur-obsessive with an ASD, and I send him links including Dina for both reasons. 🙂

  39. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    July 11, 2015 at 1:40 am | #

    You’d be surprised how often this works.

  40. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    July 11, 2015 at 1:41 am | #

    I had to zoom my monitor to read this day strip… maybe is my computer but I have no idea.

  41. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    July 11, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

    That response would be rude under any other circumstances, but we are talking about Danny in his boxers talking to a not at all awake roomie of his gf after spending the night in their room. That’s gotta be ruder.

    I’d show spikey teeth too if I knew how 🙂

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      July 11, 2015 at 2:14 am | #

      Well, for all we know, he was offering to bring back breakfast.

      • A Scientist
        A Scientist
        July 11, 2015 at 2:36 am | #

        Possible actual sore subject: bringing back breakfast which isn’t cereal.

  42. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    July 11, 2015 at 1:58 am | #

    I like that she didn’t intend to be inadvertently rude.

  43. Professor Fate
    Professor Fate
    July 11, 2015 at 2:19 am | #

    When I zone out in a conversation and then snap out of it I always nod, smile and mumble, “Yes, yes, true, true.” You can’t beat a good non sequitur when you haven’t been paying attention.

    • saki
      saki
      July 11, 2015 at 7:44 am | #

      When I zone out I automatically keep agreeing with whatever the person’s saying, but when I realise I zoned out I have to say I didn’t listen because I hate feeling like I missed out on something.

  44. Random Opinion
    Random Opinion
    July 11, 2015 at 2:40 am | #

    I want to meet Dina. I know she isn’t real, but I want to meet her.

  45. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 11, 2015 at 2:53 am | #

    I like how DMW referenced Deadpool by giving the balloon background of Dina’s inner monologue a different background colour. It’s a neat reminder that this is a woman whose mind and perception set are not of the average.

    Meanwhile, I will spend all day wondering what Danny was saying.

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      July 11, 2015 at 5:06 am | #

      Meanwhile, I’ll spend all day with wondering if Amazi-Girl was banging and DS’ing at the same time…

      • darkflame
        darkflame
        July 11, 2015 at 8:33 am | #

        Well, Nintendo actually advertised the system at one point as “the second best thing to do in the dark”

  46. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    July 11, 2015 at 3:26 am | #

    Dina is love ^___^

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      July 11, 2015 at 3:45 am | #

      Dina is life ^w^

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        July 11, 2015 at 12:52 pm | #

        Dina is a raptor dromeosaurid.

  47. Lee
    Lee
    July 11, 2015 at 4:08 am | #

    Surprisingly, all of my autism/ADHD feels.

  48. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 11, 2015 at 5:49 am | #

    I love how Danny takes being snarled at by an angry raptor as an appropriate response to some idle morning conversation. It’s not the weirdest thing that has happened to him today.

  49. Vree
    Vree
    July 11, 2015 at 6:13 am | #

    Girl: “This paleo blog I’m following is amazing, it already helped me lose six pounds!”
    Dina: (What can she mean? Six pounds of dinosaur bone? Anyway, I better follow this conversation.)

    And that is how Dina accidentally joined the health club.

    • Tomas
      Tomas
      July 11, 2015 at 9:57 am | #

      “Why doesn’t this blog have any diet recipes? It’s all just rants on Jurassic World.”

  50. nightsbridge
    nightsbridge
    July 11, 2015 at 7:20 am | #

    I kinda want to track down all the times she’s rawred now.

  51. saki
    saki
    July 11, 2015 at 7:53 am | #

    It really bothers me that I don’t know what Danny was saying, because the “sore subject” thing suggests it’s not idle morning chat but rather something that might be important to Dina, like maybe the thing with Becky, or maybe he was apologizing about everyone infantilizing her, or he was asking something about her anxiety attack, fangirling about how awesome Ethan is, the way he handled her anxiety, or, or, or… Well as you can tell it really bothers me when I don’t know something.

    On a different note, if Danny wants to keep dating Amb- Amazig-girl, he should probably try to learn how to interact with Dina. First lesson: Engaging conversation before she has had her first dose of cereal is utterly pointless – unless of course it is to report breaking paleontological news.

    • Lucina
      Lucina
      July 11, 2015 at 11:10 am | #

      In the second panel, all we can see is the words “the night”, which i ASSUME is part of the phrase “spend the night”. Idk, though, he could just be saying something like “thanks for letting me spend the night” and it has nothing to do with whatever else he said afterwards.

      • saki
        saki
        July 11, 2015 at 12:59 pm | #

        Yes, I think it’s pretty safe to assume that first thing is something along those lines.
        I’ve been staring at his facial expression in panel 3 for like 5 straight minutes trying to deduce what he might be saying from it and have come to the conclusion that it must be some joke about the thing with Becky. It kills me to think that I might never know if I’m correct.

        • MeghanTheWorldEater
          MeghanTheWorldEater
          July 11, 2015 at 4:04 pm | #

          If it makes you feel better he’s probably not saying anything.

          There’s a pretty good chance Willis didn’t actually have anything in mind for him to say and just put in a few random words to make it look like he was actually talking.

          At least that’s what I’d probably do.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          July 11, 2015 at 9:23 pm | #

          Chances are he’s not saying anything of importance in panel 3, because then the punchline would miss its point if Dina actually knew what Danny was talking about.

          Panel 2 is definitely about him staying the night, though.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            July 11, 2015 at 9:40 pm | #

            Wait, no, I’m wrong. He might be talking about Becky (and the bits of his speech bubble do make me think the last word is “Becky”), which is why when Dina snarls at him he thinks it’s a sore subject.

  52. hof1991
    hof1991
    July 11, 2015 at 7:59 am | #

    Love that Amazi-Girl stays on the scene, since Amber would not have Danny overnight. Yes, she’s in her Amazi-jammies, but masked and still clearly AG. They’ll have to start to leave for Amber to reappear.

    As it turns out, Dina is the perfect roommate for Amber. She supports her and keeps her secrets without becoming jimmy Olson. Or demanding she get help.

    • Shadow12000
      Shadow12000
      July 11, 2015 at 9:03 am | #

      Danny just prefers the mask on 😉

  53. Jason
    Jason
    July 11, 2015 at 8:23 am | #

    I think Danny is saying something like, “I hope it’s okay that I stayed the night”, followed with something about Becky.

  54. Alexx
    Alexx
    July 11, 2015 at 9:37 am | #

    That is now my favorite response to “shit, I haven’t been listening.”

  55. Miles
    Miles
    July 11, 2015 at 9:56 am | #

    This is how this story line starts? I think I’m going to like this, its a really neat look inside the head of one oft he more quiet characters while still having excellent humor! I’ll take 10!

  56. A. B.
    A. B.
    July 11, 2015 at 9:58 am | #

    Question: How high are the ceilings in those dorms?

  57. Edupoet81
    Edupoet81
    July 11, 2015 at 10:14 am | #

    Getting lost in one’s thoughts to the point where the outside world fades away into the background. Now *this* is the world as I know it.

    I often feel that inward mode is my default setting, and it takes real effort to switch gears to focus outward and engage meaningfully with my surroundings and the people who are part of those surroundings. Then sustaining that outward mode over a period of time can be quite draining.

    Dina, never mind the age difference. We should hang out. We’d sit together, eating cereal and staring into space, each of us lost in our own thoughts. For extra fun, each of us could occasionally blurt out a random non-sequitur reminiscent of Dr. John Dorian.

    If only you weren’t fictional, or I had the power to visit and participate in fictional dimensions, you and I could have such a beautiful friendship.

  58. Dammy
    Dammy
    July 11, 2015 at 10:30 am | #

    That hovertext. So right.

  59. Spencer
    Spencer
    July 11, 2015 at 10:39 am | #

    Comics with Danny just kind of make me feel stupid and depressed at this point.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      July 11, 2015 at 2:29 pm | #

      Why? He’s not doing anything wrong?

      • dailybrad
        dailybrad
        July 11, 2015 at 4:36 pm | #

        when has that ever stopped anyone with Danny?

        • Someone
          Someone
          July 11, 2015 at 5:14 pm | #

          How dare he…exist

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        July 11, 2015 at 5:20 pm | #

        Eh, maybe I’m just projecting. Today’s alt text, other comments about how Danny is worthless and his only good quality was dating Dorothy, basically all of his conversations with Joe. Reminds me a lot of how I felt… silenced? I don’t really know how to sum it up but it’s like I’m reminded of how ignored I felt when I was younger, and when I read strips where the joke is that Danny sucks and he needs to shut up and also everybody should treat him that way, it kind of hits close to home, I guess.

        It’s like Danny’s some kind of a bad decision homing bomb, between his part in botching things up with Dorothy, how he’s unknowingly encouraging Amber’s destructive tendencies, even how he’s befriended Sal. Everything about him feels so negative, maybe? Like his whole character arc is just him wandering from bad scenario to the next without even realizing it while everyone else gets to actively grow into better people.

        • Zee
          Zee
          July 11, 2015 at 8:28 pm | #

          For what it’s worth: even though Danny does mess up a lot, I find him sympathetic and I do think a lot of the treatment he gets both in-world and out here in the real one often feels sort of unfair. Maybe I’m just projecting – I’m looking at Danny from the point of view of being an Old who has been self-aware and self-confident so long that any recollection of being young, inexperienced, and immature has turned into a vague haze for me now. I know that a lot my Danny-related frustration is a sort of second-hand embarrassment feeling: “Oh my god, Danny, just stand up for yourself already!” (If only it were that easy, eh?)

          Only Willis knows for sure, but I wonder how much of Danny’s attraction to dominant personality types (Joe, Dorothy, Amber/Amazi-girl, Sal) is “this is what I like” and how much is “this is all that I deserve”. I feel like he’s maybe never had anyone in his life who unreservedly liked him and thought of him as a fully actualized individual in his own right. It makes sense to me that the (presumably) first guy he’s attracted to is Ethan – Ethan’s also someone struggling to find himself and he’s someone with a history of being interested in others and taking care of them as well, and I think that nurturing personality type is even more appealing to Danny than Ethan’s good looks.

          I really hope that Danny does get at least a storyline where he gets stronger and more secure.

  60. hikaru
    hikaru
    July 11, 2015 at 4:55 pm | #

    if amber wasnt right there next to them id guess he was asking about becky.
    amber being a stopper of course because dannys currently looking for someone non-straight to talk to about ethan

    though he could still have been asking about becky but in a sort of feeler tendrils way

    • hikaru
      hikaru
      July 11, 2015 at 5:08 pm | #

      though now that i think about it he could have been asking about her behavior at the party before then. she told him to turn off his face or something, right

  61. Aisling
    Aisling
    July 11, 2015 at 6:39 pm | #

    Dina: best character. Ever.

  62. Nobody
    Nobody
    July 11, 2015 at 6:58 pm | #

    Lucky she cut him off when she did.

    He was about to refer to Dimetrodon as a dinosaur, and then there would have been bloodshed.

  63. Sunmaster57
    Sunmaster57
    July 11, 2015 at 7:26 pm | #

    Let’s see: Danny in his skivvies in the girl’s dorm room, Amber wearing her mask .. Did I miss something which transpired??

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      July 11, 2015 at 8:10 pm | #

      Dina is a very heavy sleeper

  64. nothri
    nothri
    July 11, 2015 at 9:21 pm | #

    Danny, try gesticulating wildly. Her vision is based on movement, so she can’t tell when you are talking to her.

  65. nobodybasically
    nobodybasically
    July 11, 2015 at 10:17 pm | #

    Danny is really evolving as a person.

    Mere weeks ago (I think?) he was depressed about the fact that Joe was comfortable parading around in front of him in underwear.

    Now Danny does the same with girls he barely knows.

  66. Skizz
    Skizz
    July 11, 2015 at 11:21 pm | #

    It just occured to me, with the Amber/Amazigirl disconnect…

    …have Danny and Amber ever had sex?

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      July 12, 2015 at 3:06 am | #

      Well, Danny and Amazi-girl have had sex.
      And she admitted at the end that “some of her secrets were unlocked through orgasm” …. and at that point she was not talking in the blue-tinted Amazi-Girl voice balloons.
      Draw your own conclusions.

  67. Roborat
    Roborat
    July 13, 2015 at 2:41 pm | #

    Dammit Dina, Danny was revealing the answer to the question of the universe, and now we will never know, because your thought bubbles got in the way.

  68. Palaeoplushies
    Palaeoplushies
    July 14, 2015 at 6:21 pm | #

    I came here after receiving an influx of visits to my website, and lo-and-behold; one of my plushies has a cameo!

    Thank you, and I’m going to start at the beginning, now!

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