Joe is in college for one reason — he’s seen videos and so he’s pretty sure girls there are willing to get horizontal. He keeps a “to-do” list where he ranks women on a scale of 1 to 10, which is super-charming, let me tell you, though thankfully he’s pretty big on consent.
Joe is best-friends-for-life and roommates with Danny, despite the two being fairly different. Joe went on one date with Joyce that ended in fisticuffs. Let’s not repeat that.