Hometown: Evansville, Indiana
Major: Journalism
Roommate: Sal Walkerton
Likes: Alcohol, high school, cheerleading, football players, alcohol
First appearance: September 12, 2010

Back in high school, Billie was the editor of the school newspaper, the cheerleading captain, and the prom queen. In college, she’s basically nothing. Well, she’s an alcoholic. That’s something.

If you look like a step in the social ladder, Billie will be your best friend. If you look like a nerd, Billie will ignore your existence. She’s not aware yet that things work a little differently outside of high school.

(Not VERY differently, but differently enough.)