I’ve never done terribly well with t-shirts, which is generally why I never, like, have t-shirts to sell. It’s not rocket science. BUT there are apparently a lot of places on the Interwebs these days where you can just, like, upload an image and then someone will sell that t-shirt and you don’t have to keep an inventory and also cry because you have an inventory for forever. Long story short, I was curious to see if my T-shirt Curse is still a thing, so I uploaded some simple graphics to TeePublic to see how they fare. Just an experiment to see, like, will people buy something with Carla on it. These are not high-concept shirts. (Well okay one of them is sort of high-concept.) So if “Dumbing of Age character on a t-shirt” intrigues you, then there is good news for you today. It is especially good news for the next two days (as of this posting), ‘cuz the introductory price is $6 off the regular price. So!
It’s time to take inventory of Welcome to the Fuck Zone!
by David M Willis on April 9, 2017 at 9:35 pmToday’s Week 27 of Welcome To The Fuck Zone, a collection of nakedsy one-shots over at Slipshine. What’ve we done so far?:
Week 1: Walky and Dorothy
Week 2: Sarah
Week 3: Ethan
Week 4: Marcie
Week 5: Danny (with Amazi-Girl)
Week 6: Grace and Mandy
Week 7: Mary
Week 8: Mike
Week 9: Billie (with Ruth)
Week 10: Joe’s dad and Amber’s mom
Week 11: Dorothy (with Walky)
Week 12: Roz (with whoever)
Week 13: Jason
Week 14: Walky (with Dorothy)
Week 15: Malaya (with whoever)
Week 16: Billie (with Ruth)
Week 17: Sayid (with Bryan)
Week 18: Amazi-Girl (with Danny)
Week 19: Sal
Week 20: Dorothy and Walky
Week 21: Sierra (with Grace and Mandy)
Week 22: Ruth and Billie
Week 23: Joyce and Dorothy (April Fool’s Day)
Week 24: Mike (with Eric)
Week 25: Roz and Joe
Week 26: Ruth and Billie
Week 27: Marcie
Week 28: Amber
Week 29: Ethan
Week 30: Walky
You can see all these and more if you’re a Slipshine member!
Dumbing of Age Book 5 is now available in the online store! I GUESS holiday shopping season has officially started as of today, so have at it! You can buy it normal and plain, or upgrade to a signed/sketched version.
There are also some five-book combo packs of both Dumbing of Age and Shortpacked! books.
Also new to the store is a set of 8 character magnets left over from the Book 4 Kickstarter. It’s missing the ninth magnet, Joyce, because I’m kinda out of her Book 4 magnet, but for now there are eight magnets left you can get as a set.
Also also new in the store is the “To Those Who Ground Me” 11″x17″ poster! It’s new to the store because I forgot to put it in the store last spring when it was actually new. But it’s pretty!
Here’s a “comic” of sorts that I put on my various social media accounts yesterday, but figured maybe it wouldn’t hurt for them to have a permanent on-my-actual-website-which-I-personally-own home. So here they are!
This is one of those ideas which don’t really have a place in the webcomic itself, as Joyce and her universe are kinda anchored outside of time. Dumbing of Age doesn’t exist in any specific year (as mentioned in the FAQ), and this idea required the calling out of actual years and actual events in real history. Sliding timescales are neat but sometimes also kind of not!
plus also if i wrote this comic yesterday and put it into the buffer today it wouldn’t even publish until next january anyway so
(comments closed because i was tired of the flood of shit about how killary is the REAL antichrist –the point’s kind of flying directly over your noggin)