I know. :/ I’m hoping they won’t end up together. I’m looking for pairings different from the Walkyverse. (Although, I must say, I absolutely ADORED them in It’s Walky.)
Other than this is a fine case of Danny being Danny?
……Oh wait…
Oh pleaseplease PLEEEAAASSEE don’t give’em a chance, Billie! Your cruel ass procreating with his codependent, masochistic ass in one parallel reality is ENOUGH! Find someone ELSE! Ugh!
Lois Lane was getting inverviews with a guy who has LITERAL
X-ray vision. She hardly needed a skirt’s length to get his attention.
I’m sure it was all ABOUT what she wore underneath…
I thought that Lois Lane got all her exclusives by recklessly throwing herself into life-and-death situations (or off of buildings).
Because either those comic-book writers were sexists with a “damsel in distress” hangup, or Lois had a deep-seated death-wish that she could never fully admit, even to herself.
Actually, the more I think about it, the sadder the possibility seems that Lois was just desperately suicidal, but unwilling (or too frightened) to take her life, so she kept stowing away in flying saucers and barging in on Lex Luthor and things in the hope that maybe that interfering Superjerk won’t stick his Kryptonian nose where it doesn’t belong and this all will be blessedly over…
I’m sorry, I was not expecting this post to suddenly go into that dark place. Let’s just all assume that those Superman writers were sexist.
If it makes you feel better, there was one story where Clark loses his powers and some other dude takes up the place, so HE jumps off a building in order to meet his succesor.
Later Lois commented that this stunt was far too reckless, even for her. Though I cannot recall exactly why.
I was just gonna mention that. Bonus points for the fact that he did it while in conversation with Perry (while calmly exiting Perry’s office via the window), and that it thus got him a pay raise (while nearly giving his editor-in-chief a heart-attack).
We have glue, I’m sure they can be mended. Shattered dreams are kinda like shattered glass, after all. Never truly lost, just hard to put back together.
No people you have this all wrong. Shattered dream can’t be mended with ducktape and regular glue. There is only one thing that you can do in the face of shattered dreams, and that is to use two-solution epoxy glue and stick the broken pieces together, until they cure into a Frankenstein’s monster-like thing. Only then can you learn the dark truth: sometimes broken is better.
Wrong! Abundantly cute or even gratuitously cute. But if it ever gets too close to being too cute Joe sticks his penis in someone and balance is restored.
Depends on how far out of whack things get. Some measures may seem drastic but let’s not take anything off the table until we know the magnitude of the cute we’re up against.
Me too, but he is also male, and she has rather large sweater hams, so that means awesome cleavage, which any straight, late teens to early thirties male will stare directly at.
But yeah, it’s deffinitly the glasses that do it for me.
I thought Dahlia was saying Amber and Sal are “not fat” since the footnote was recanting the Tubs eponym. In other words they were clarifying that even next to Sal (who is definitely not fat) Billie is still not fat.
Cancer would be far too pedestrian. The Walkyverse is sci-fi, so when it’s time to start killing ’em off in this universe, I’m putting my money on Lovecraftian Horror.
I’d say go for Amber. Partly because [Walkyverse stuff mumble mumble], partly because I want to see how Amber works with someone who isn’t gay, evil or a gutless shut-in.
Why, because one of them is trying desperately to be popular while the other was trying to avoid all the attention his roommate’s escapades would undoubtly bring? That only means the couple will have wacky hijinks and a 60s laugh track until Danny gives up and Billie becomes a famous cheerleading superstar.
Best thing she could have done for him. Her only mistake was not to do it sooner.
Also, I suspect she wasn’t too worried about whether he forgave her or not. Dumping him may have been the best thing for him, but he convinced her to finally just do it by pissing her off.
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And then Joe swoops in to give her an interview.
…with his penis.
In her FAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
*Slap*
Hey now…
Those Gravatars make this thread +1 Internet Awesomer
you mean 20% more awesome, try to keep up with the memes
Silly goose, it’s 20% cooler, and it was already a year old by the time you said it.
Nice sound effect.
*raises hand*
Are you guys aware how creepy y’all seem with this meme?
Why do you think they do it?
for a nickle?
*punch* *takes nickle* all in a days work.
Now to spend it on your mom.
And that is when you are drunk and good…
Hey, Im doing the right thing. Sober me would have come back later anyways and done it, except in a much more horrible way.
Yeah, it’s about time for that Austin Powers moment: “All right, that’s enough. Right.”
Nicely done.
Predictable much? XD
Well, that’s because Dorothy SAID she was sending Billie to interview Danny.
I know. :/ I’m hoping they won’t end up together. I’m looking for pairings different from the Walkyverse. (Although, I must say, I absolutely ADORED them in It’s Walky.)
Actually, make that in Roomies! 😛
Personally, I’m shipping Joyce and Dorothy in this universe.
Me too. I briefly shipped Joyce with Sal and Billie in this universe at the beginning, but Dorothy/Joyce is now my DoA!OTP.
Oh GOD. Not HER.
I’m still hoping the Danny/Amber ship gets somewhere.
One of these days…
ONE of these days…
…
*all-cast orgy*
……………………………….
I’ve got nothing.
Same here!
Other than this is a fine case of Danny being Danny?
……Oh wait…
Oh pleaseplease PLEEEAAASSEE don’t give’em a chance, Billie! Your cruel ass procreating with his codependent, masochistic ass in one parallel reality is ENOUGH! Find someone ELSE! Ugh!
More ex’s should really start sending over apology Billies. It’d make that first few days after REALLY much more bearable.
Don’t you mean breastable?
I think he meant rearable.
It had been so long since this was mentioned and Dorothy did HER interviews that I completely forgot that this hadn’t happened yet.
Oh hey look it’s Danny. Remember when he was important?
I mean, I don’t think we’ve seen him for like… two whole days or something… which is months real time.
Yep. Waaaaaay back in 1999. Good times.
Zing!
Top-notch journalistic instincts at play here. Clearly that’s what brought her to pick the tank-top over a blouse.
Lois Lane would’ve gotten more exclusives that way.
If you know what I mean
Lois Lane wore a short skirt if I recall correctly.
Lois Lane was getting inverviews with a guy who has LITERAL
X-ray vision. She hardly needed a skirt’s length to get his attention.
I’m sure it was all ABOUT what she wore underneath…
With her penis?
I thought that Lois Lane got all her exclusives by recklessly throwing herself into life-and-death situations (or off of buildings).
Because either those comic-book writers were sexists with a “damsel in distress” hangup, or Lois had a deep-seated death-wish that she could never fully admit, even to herself.
Actually, the more I think about it, the sadder the possibility seems that Lois was just desperately suicidal, but unwilling (or too frightened) to take her life, so she kept stowing away in flying saucers and barging in on Lex Luthor and things in the hope that maybe that interfering Superjerk won’t stick his Kryptonian nose where it doesn’t belong and this all will be blessedly over…
I’m sorry, I was not expecting this post to suddenly go into that dark place. Let’s just all assume that those Superman writers were sexist.
If it makes you feel better, there was one story where Clark loses his powers and some other dude takes up the place, so HE jumps off a building in order to meet his succesor.
Later Lois commented that this stunt was far too reckless, even for her. Though I cannot recall exactly why.
I was just gonna mention that. Bonus points for the fact that he did it while in conversation with Perry (while calmly exiting Perry’s office via the window), and that it thus got him a pay raise (while nearly giving his editor-in-chief a heart-attack).
Crowning Moment of Awesome and Funny.
I think I know why Dorothy is forgiven.
Because Joyce took her to church?
No, I don’t think that’s it.
He has a fetish for half asians?
Close but still missed by yards.
No, if he’s anything like Walkyverse!Danny, it’s more the glasses. The pattern set by Dorothy and Amber seems to confirm this.
Gah Wack’d already mention it “/
Here’s a hint, he’s staring at it.
The glasses, Dany goes crazy for girl with glasses.
Do I get a cookie?
Dorothy, Amber, Billie… it seems to fit. Just introduce him to Senator Robin and he’ll have the full set.
Kaboobies? 😀
It looks like he’s staring at the viewers. Maybe he’s happy the attention’s on him for once?
Nah, he’s looking at the recorder. He just wants to be FAMOUS.
Because: Boobies.
Because she sent over her replacement?
Still would rather see Billie/Dina, myself 😛
So will they or will they not end up together in this universe?
I can think of two good reasons why Dorothy is forgiven.
Two big ones, I assume?
I’d say “nicely shaped”.
And round.
…We’re talking about her glasses lenses, right?
Errr…. yes, her “glasses lenses”.
Sounds legit.
Oh Danny, how we miss thee.
Wait, Danny who?
How has NOBODY immediately looked at this and made reference to their relationship in the Walkyverse?
ON YER TOES, PEOPLE.
Cause only half the crowd would have gotten an “We meet again.” reference.
Because the creator said these are different universes, and “being on your toes” is just being an obsessive, but slightly useless, fanboy.
obsessive and slightly useless fangirl at your service. 🙂
It’s actually a relief nobody did. I’d like to keep it up.
And I just mention Danny glasses fetish….
Well, it was so freaking obvious it wasn’t worth commenting. 🙂
Hn. Well, ya got me there. >_> I’ll keep this in mind the next time I post without thinking things through.
Oh hey it’s Danny. And the big-breasted half-Asian girl Dorothy said she would send.
DANNY DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF WALKY / BILLIE
YOU GET WALKYVERSE CANON
DON’T CRUSH MY DREAMS
Hey, my dreams were crushed and you don’t see me complaining.
I don’t know what your dreams were. Tell me so I can show proper sympathy.
It’s a long time ago. I’d rather not bring that up.
We have glue, I’m sure they can be mended. Shattered dreams are kinda like shattered glass, after all. Never truly lost, just hard to put back together.
Than I say we use ducktape. For it is mightier than conventional glue. Unless your talkin about that super glue stuff I suppose.
Tell us, Aizat! TELL US TELL US TELL US
NEVER!
No people you have this all wrong. Shattered dream can’t be mended with ducktape and regular glue. There is only one thing that you can do in the face of shattered dreams, and that is to use two-solution epoxy glue and stick the broken pieces together, until they cure into a Frankenstein’s monster-like thing. Only then can you learn the dark truth: sometimes broken is better.
Shattered Glass? So you’re shipping Danny and Ravage?
Ahahahahah, I had forgotten about that comic.
Today’s comic is too cute. Even if it goes nowhere. Still too cute.
Wrong! Abundantly cute or even gratuitously cute. But if it ever gets too close to being too cute Joe sticks his penis in someone and balance is restored.
You should probably fix that ‘someone’. He would not appriciate being mistaken for going both ways.
Depends on how far out of whack things get. Some measures may seem drastic but let’s not take anything off the table until we know the magnitude of the cute we’re up against.
Hmmmmm. I see your point. >.>
That response screams “This interview will be full of awkward staring at your clevage”
Billie probably likes that kind of attention, from the brief impression she’s given so far.
Remember, he had glasses fetish. And hot girls with glasses = heaven for Danny.
Me too.
Me too, but he is also male, and she has rather large sweater hams, so that means awesome cleavage, which any straight, late teens to early thirties male will stare directly at.
But yeah, it’s deffinitly the glasses that do it for me.
You need to extend that range to early fifties, at least.
You say that now, Danny boyo…
Let me see here:
– A hot girl
– Yellow tank top
– Ponytail hair
– glasses
Yes, I 140% agree with Danny.
Hey, I’ll forgive Dorothy too if a hot girl is knocking on my door.
Now I remember why the third panel looks familiar.
Why? Tell us, Aizat! TELL US TELL US TELL US
Willis posted on his Tumblr a couple of weeks ago.
Actually…
Billies become a bit more tolerable… whether or not she dates Danny-boy makes no difference to me o:
…Of course, Tub’s* is gonna have a helluva time with hot competition like Sal and Amazi-girl.
*Kidding, I don’t actually think Billie is fat, even compared to Sal and Amber.
Wait. Compaired to Amber???
I don’t think Amber is fat.
I didnt say she was. Just, im pretty sure that amber is larger horizontally than billie. They are both definitly not fat, chubby? maybe, but not fat.
They are “full-bodied”. It’s a fun little term.
I thought Dahlia was saying Amber and Sal are “not fat” since the footnote was recanting the Tubs eponym. In other words they were clarifying that even next to Sal (who is definitely not fat) Billie is still not fat.
@.@ Yes, thats exactly what I was saying!
Well that I understand. I just dont know why you add “…and Amber” at the end of that. Just made it seem like the thought was Amber was thinner.
I know this is unrelated, but did you guys know that there is a character in the comic named Magnitude?
Yes, he was at the party.
Dammit, I hope this don’t put an end to the Danny / Amber pairing
It puts an end to all the pairings. Forever.
2 Years from now Willis will kill everyone with a contaigious cancer or some crap.
(Yes, I’m fully aware how completely stupid and unlikely that sounds.)
Funky Walkerbean.
2 years from now? so, next wednesday in universe?
Cancer would be far too pedestrian. The Walkyverse is sci-fi, so when it’s time to start killing ’em off in this universe, I’m putting my money on Lovecraftian Horror.
Or it could end in a threesome and yes, I know it may never happen but I like to stay positive for the time being.
The only truly official ship this comic has so far is Walky/McNuggets.
Billie or Amber? Billie or Amber?
I’d say go for Amber. Partly because [Walkyverse stuff mumble mumble], partly because I want to see how Amber works with someone who isn’t gay, evil or a gutless shut-in.
The way his eyes are drawn, it looks like Danny is staring at her chest
Indeed.
Sarp, your gravatar provides a perfect illustration as to what he’s looking at.
Well, almost perfect. There’s just that one litt… Oops! That was stuff on my screen. I was wrong. PERFECT!
Thus ends the church story arc XD
Worst. Pairing. Ever.
Why, because one of them is trying desperately to be popular while the other was trying to avoid all the attention his roommate’s escapades would undoubtly bring? That only means the couple will have wacky hijinks and a 60s laugh track until Danny gives up and Billie becomes a famous cheerleading superstar.
Fixed that for you: http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp233/KrimsonGray/Boobies_001.png
WIN!
That works for me. 😀
Funny! And somebody just mentioned Magnitude. POP, POP!
First panel Billie is cute. Everything else I could say has already been said, so that’s all you get.
We shall now wait for Joe to grace us with his presence and quite possibly ruin it for Danny.
That is the wimpiest knock I have ever seen.
Also, what did Dorothy do to that guy?
Dumped him (for the long and short of it).
Best thing she could have done for him. Her only mistake was not to do it sooner.
Also, I suspect she wasn’t too worried about whether he forgave her or not. Dumping him may have been the best thing for him, but he convinced her to finally just do it by pissing her off.
Oh, it was that guy! I forgot he even existed!
Well, on the one hand, I’m glad Danny is alive.
But on the other hand, ughhhhhhhhhhh this pairing
Rebooting Danny’s system… this may take a while
This Valentine’s Day, give him what he really wants. Surprise your husband of boyfriend with the gift… of boobies.