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danny's hated enough already and yet here he is interrupting our billie/ruth story like a dumbass
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July 29, 2023

Best friend

by David M Willis on June 8, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Answers in Hennessy

└ Tags: danny, jacob, joe

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  1. AHR
    AHR
    June 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    I enjoy how Jacob is taking this rather blankly XD

    • Khrene Cleaver
      Khrene Cleaver
      June 8, 2013 at 5:34 am | #

      Its cause hes trying to keep his cool while considering what Joe means by “eating paste.”

  2. piemanpie24
    piemanpie24
    June 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Danny! How dare you keep us from the lesbians. Shame on you!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 8, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

      Danny Wilcox Ruins everything.

      • Chris
        Chris
        October 10, 2014 at 3:50 pm | #

        God, fuck you Danny!

    • TheBenenator
      TheBenenator
      June 8, 2013 at 7:09 am | #

      Damn you, Wilcox!

  3. xain
    xain
    June 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    that explains soo much about both of them

    • GrrArg42
      GrrArg42
      June 8, 2013 at 5:32 pm | #

      What?! Is there something wrong with paste? I love paste!

      • Sammy
        Sammy
        June 8, 2013 at 8:36 pm | #

        Appropriate Gravatar for this statement

  4. ASmellyOgre
    ASmellyOgre
    June 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    How much you wanna bet the paste Danny ate wasn’t nontoxic?

  5. John
    John
    June 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Wondering how Joe knows Jacob…

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Maybe they just met just now perhaps?

      • John
        John
        June 8, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        Maybe. I’ve still got my money on “the other party in that threesome Joe couldn’t quite remember”, though.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      June 8, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      He met him after the threesome with Ethan and Joyce. They didn’t realise Jacob was in the room until they were done.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 8, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

      They met at the “Tall, Dark, and Handsome Meetup group”, DUH!

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        June 8, 2013 at 2:39 pm | #

        More like Sex Addicts Anonymous?

        [the one where they all exchange fistbumps, I guess]

  6. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Man paste? 😛

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      June 8, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Dirty. I like it.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        I think in double entendres.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          June 8, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

          Gave me some fun mental images.

        • TPman
          TPman
          June 8, 2013 at 1:37 am | #

          That must make a lot of things hard. Math would be easy though.

          • Tenn
            Tenn
            June 8, 2013 at 3:03 am | #

            Hard: Giggity. Math: Huh?

    • Z3tto
      Z3tto
      June 8, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Hopefully not in kindergarden though… even for Willis, that would be a dark turn.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 8, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

        I have to agree with you there, that might be just a tad too dark… and ickky.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          June 8, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

          And yet there will be porn made of it, thus is the way of the internet.

          • Tenn
            Tenn
            June 8, 2013 at 3:07 am | #

            Dumbing of Age Babies: The Adult Version. O_O

    • Khrene Cleaver
      Khrene Cleaver
      June 8, 2013 at 5:38 am | #

      DAMMIT PLASMA! I come here to arouse some laughter and see you’ve already sucked up all the attention! I’ve made such a boner!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 8, 2013 at 10:04 am | #

        You snooze, you lose! 😀

        • Khrene Cleaver
          Khrene Cleaver
          June 8, 2013 at 1:08 pm | #

          Yeah, thats what I get for coming so late and being so flacid and not ballsy enough… At least its not as sticky mess of a situation Billie is in, or Jacob wants to be…. Penis joke…

  7. Aras Pabedinskas
    Aras Pabedinskas
    June 8, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Do you just want the audience to hate Danny then, Willis? Is that your plan? Was Danny supposed to be the one that died in that car crash and Ruth was supposed to marry Billie? Have I figured it out, Willis?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      June 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Perhaps it’s a challenge? Is anyone strong enough to like Danny?

      • Aras Pabedinskas
        Aras Pabedinskas
        June 8, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

        I actually like Danny. It’s everybody else that paints him as a moron. Well he is dense, but likable characters have been dense. Really, it’s Willis ultimately controlling Danny’s image so if he really hated how Danny was originally portrayed in Roomies and has decided as payback to deal it on him with Dumbing of Age, what can I do about it. I’ll just have to try to like him with what I am given.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          June 8, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

          Danny’s actually much more likable in DoA than in Roomies. Which doesn’t make him likable but is a massive step up.

          Granted, as far as I’ve read nobody is really likable in Roomies yet. The stories are somewhat interesting but it’s like it’s afraid of it’s own potential.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            June 8, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

            I like Joe…almost moreso.

          • Logician
            Logician
            June 8, 2013 at 7:29 am | #

            I like Joyce, in spite of disagreeing with her on everything she thinks and does. I like Sarah: I think she’s recovering from being hurt, and I sympathise. I quite like Dorothy and Walky. Joe I feel I don’t know all that well yet, but he seems

            I don’t like either Danny or Ethan at all.

            • timemonkey
              timemonkey
              June 8, 2013 at 6:13 pm | #

              I like lots of people in DoA, it’s in Roomies where they aren’t really likable to me.

  8. Totz the Plaid
    Totz the Plaid
    June 8, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    I know that you generally draw yourself with much darker hair, but is that a Willis-cameo in the green hoodie in the background of panel 2?

    • John
      John
      June 8, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      Kind of looks like this guy. Whoever that is.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 8, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        The first thought I had was Rule 63 Joyce.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 8, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

          I thought that was one of Joyce’s MANY brothers.

          • Layman
            Layman
            June 8, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

            It’s Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I’m guessing he’s visiting Velma rather than attending college as a student.

          • fudo81
            fudo81
            June 8, 2013 at 8:42 pm | #

            IIRC, we’ve been said that Joyce has just two brothers in this universe…

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 8, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      Truly Willis is the Hitchcock of Webcomics.

    • David
      David M Willis
      June 8, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

      I wish my jaw was that square.

      • Aras Pabedinskas
        Aras Pabedinskas
        June 8, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

        What are talking about, Hitchcock’s chin was as round as the moon!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 8, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

          I believe Willis was refering to the 2nd panel background guy wearing dark green.

          • Aras Pabedinskas
            Aras Pabedinskas
            June 8, 2013 at 1:01 am | #

            I know, but still, it’s easy to pick on dead people, no guilt. Unless they died a horribly tragic death, which the joke relates to.

            • TPman
              TPman
              June 8, 2013 at 1:34 am | #

              And as we all know, Hitchcock died when he stubbed his chin on the moon. Way to go Aras, real sensitive.

  9. CanvasWolfDoll
    CanvasWolfDoll
    June 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    you know what? no. i will not stand for this.

    i hereby declare danny my favorite character. he’s a neat guy. doesn’t cause trouble, is a little dim, but is well meaning and honestly tries his best. danny is my new favorite character!

    … after dina…

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 8, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Willis: “Just As Planned!”

  10. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    June 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    What does Danny think Amazi-Girl would even do in a dorm fire aside from get arrested for getting in the way and endangering lives?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 8, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      You assume Danny is even thinking.

      How cute.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        June 8, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        Well, he had to be doing something on the way over, he ran quite far.

        • Tenn
          Tenn
          June 8, 2013 at 3:11 am | #

          Doesn’t running count as “something”?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 8, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

        He was thinking of the Amazi-Rack.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 8, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

          He, like many of us, has been sucked into its gravitational pull.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      June 8, 2013 at 1:21 am | #

      The daring fire rescue is a pretty standard superhero scenario.

    • Logician
      Logician
      June 8, 2013 at 7:35 am | #

      This just strengthens my feeling that Danny doesn’t think of Amazi-Girl as a real girl in a costume, he thinks of her as a character in a story. In a story, someone would be in trouble, and she would heroically rescue them. Otherwise, what’s the point?

  11. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    June 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    Danny, Joe is moving on to better friends, I’m sorry you had to learn of it this way but at least you’ve got Amber until she raises her standards, right?

  12. Tbf
    Tbf
    June 8, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Okay, seriously, why are Joe and Danny friends? Is it just inertia or what?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      June 8, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      Because they were friends in Roomies? Granted, they had nothing in common and haven’t seemed to get along even then either. So I got nothing.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 8, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      They both liked eating glue-paste, isn’t that enough of a bond?

      • Aras Pabedinskas
        Aras Pabedinskas
        June 8, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

        I had a friend in elementary school that I honestly thought was a dick, which I really didn’t like. However he was the only person at that school I could really call a friend I had at school so I hung out with him, and I still generally liked the guy. I assume it’s the same with Joe and Danny. They’re friends, but it doesn’t mean they have to like everything about them.

        • Norah
          Norah
          June 8, 2013 at 7:37 pm | #

          That would fit Danny, but I still don’t understand Joe. Seems like he’s the type that’d have a lot of friends. Unless he was totally different growing up.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 8, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

      Joe keeps Danny around so he can talk shit about him with cooler friends.

  13. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    June 8, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    Jacob, please stop staring into my soul, you’re making me blush.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 8, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      Is this the beginnings of the USS Kerncob?

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        June 8, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        Man, you just reminded me of all the times I was called “Korn, Popkorn, Korn on the Kob, etc., by the neighborhood kids.

        Which was pretty much all the times.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 8, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

          BEHOLD, KERN! 😀

        • Aras Pabedinskas
          Aras Pabedinskas
          June 8, 2013 at 1:08 am | #

          I feel your pain so much. Ya, my name here, that’s my actual first name. It’s Lithuanian and it has a weird pronounciation ( Like the “r us” in ToysRus” You have to roll the “r” for it to sound right). No one that is not Lithuanian can pronounce it well, so I got kids calling me Arr-ass, emphasis on ass, in elementary school. That was not fun.

          • Totz the Plaid
            Totz the Plaid
            June 8, 2013 at 2:23 am | #

            (Totz is a German name, pronounced like ‘totez’.)

            Tater Tot, Tater Totz, Zachary Toast, Toad, etc… That’s what kids made out of my name…

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 8, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

      Is your inner goddess blushing too?

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        June 8, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

        My who-what-now? What are you talking about?

        …But, probably yes.

      • TacosForever
        TacosForever
        June 8, 2013 at 12:06 pm | #

        …Oh my!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WahBH9sANg

      • TacosForever
        TacosForever
        June 8, 2013 at 12:11 pm | #

        Also, “my inner goddess” (and Charles Dance):

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3POYx6IeeI

        You’re welcome.

  14. Z3tto
    Z3tto
    June 8, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    I really hope Joe and Jacob get more focus soon.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      June 8, 2013 at 1:21 am | #

      HIDE YOUR WOMEN! Double Js on the prowl!

  15. Ellie
    Ellie
    June 8, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

    I’m currently torn between “I wish Jacob could get to be part of the storyline” and “I hope Jacob just keeps appearing in the background of comics being amazing hot for no reason”.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 8, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

      Honestly, I just don’t want him to get involved because SP!Jacob has a whole lot of shit going on that needs resolving and I don’t want it to happen too swiftly so he can be written out.

      Same reason I’m fine with the sidelining of DOA!Roz, even though I like her more than her Walkyverse counterpart.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        June 8, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

        But when are we gonna get our Sierra chapter!? She’s clearly the best character!

  16. Aeristowler
    Aeristowler
    June 8, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

    Is Joe’s shirt (“eyes up here ^”) supposed to be a note to self?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 8, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

      At least he wasn’t wearing a shirt like this:

      /\
      THE MAN

      THE LEGEND
      \/

      • Aras Pabedinskas
        Aras Pabedinskas
        June 8, 2013 at 12:56 am | #

        Or that shirt with the married couple that says game over.

      • ArkhamTexan
        ArkhamTexan
        June 8, 2013 at 5:04 pm | #

        I’m actually wearing those boxers right now. It was an anniversary gift.

  17. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    June 8, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

    You tease! More Ruth and Billie! D:

    On the plus side, though; for an entire year, you are not allowed to create suspense via weekend breaks because, as per the agreement with Kickstarter, YOU GET NO WEEKEND BREAKS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D

    • David
      David M Willis
      June 8, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

      All my weekends now feature Danny.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        June 8, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        Just Danny or Danny interacting with other characters?

        • Aeristowler
          Aeristowler
          June 8, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

          Just Danny. Staring blankly. Into your soul. Like Jacob.

          • timemonkey
            timemonkey
            June 8, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

            But Jacob is clearly looking sideways.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            June 8, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

            When Jacob stares into people’s souls, they get all hot and bothered.

            When Danny stares into people’s souls, they just get bothered.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              June 8, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

              Danny staring into your soul is only better than faz staring into your soul. And Faz staring into your soul is worse than hell.

            • TPman
              TPman
              June 8, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

              When I stare at people they just get hot.
              Laser vision’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                June 8, 2013 at 2:16 am | #

                Oh Cyclops, you and your problems.

                • Totz the Plaid
                  Totz the Plaid
                  June 8, 2013 at 2:25 am | #

                  Actually, Cyclops fires force beams, they don’t actually give off heat.

      • Jackson
        Jackson
        June 8, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

        Every weekend features two strips with Danny, running around the periphery of the plot, looking for Amazi-Girl.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 8, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

          You’ll see Sal and Jason about to get hot and heavy and Danny will just show up “HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN AMAZI-GIRL!?”

        • Tenn
          Tenn
          June 8, 2013 at 3:34 am | #

          HELLO, I AM MISTER AMAZI-GIRL AND I AM LOOKING FOR THE AMAZI-GIRL HAS ANYONE SEEN THE AMAZI-GIRL WHERE IS AMAZI-GIRL?

      • John
        John
        June 8, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

        Are you trying to make people regret giving you that Kickstarter money?

      • Emoroffle
        Emoroffle
        June 8, 2013 at 2:48 am | #

        Damn you Willis! Truly you are the most wicked of men.

        • Beige
          Beige
          June 8, 2013 at 10:48 pm | #

          It’s not his fault. he needs our rage for sustenance 😉

          on that note…

          DAMN YOU WILLIS!

  18. Lurlock
    Lurlock
    June 8, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

    Wait – isn’t Joe like, a good deal older than Jacob? How are they both in college at the same time? Or maybe that’s just in Shortpacked?

    • TPman
      TPman
      June 8, 2013 at 1:24 am | #

      Yeah, the ages got changed around a bit for DOA.

      • TPman
        TPman
        June 8, 2013 at 1:27 am | #

        Alternatively Jacob is a prodigy who skipped most of high school and also happens to be the world’s buffest fifteen year old.

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      June 8, 2013 at 3:46 am | #

      …Are you noticing this now? It’s been kind of the whole premise of DoA since day one.

      • Lurlock
        Lurlock
        June 8, 2013 at 11:27 am | #

        Well Jacob has barely appeared in DoA. (Only 1 other strip assuming the tags are all correct.) I don’t think any of the other characters are as different in age as these two were in SP. SP-Joe is like 30- or even 40- something, whereas SP-Jacob is like 17 or so? Can’t think of anyone else whose age change that dramatically between strips. Maybe Leslie? Though I had some pretty young professors in school. I guess Robin might be a bit older than her SP-counterpart. But mostly they all seem to be with a few years of each other in both cases.

  19. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    June 8, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

    There is not public transportation, like buses in that college town?

    • John
      John
      June 8, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

      He’d probably still be waiting at the bus stop. With Aslan.

    • David
      David M Willis
      June 8, 2013 at 1:06 am | #

      Danny is in a major hurry, and the bus is neither expedient nor direct. And it’s not that far a run from downtown.

  20. dropded
    dropded
    June 8, 2013 at 12:59 am | #

    Go home, Danny, and take Amazi-Girl with you (but leave Amber, SHE’s cool.)

  21. Cope
    Cope
    June 8, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

    I thought it was mostly Willis who hated Danny.

    • Aras Pabedinskas
      Aras Pabedinskas
      June 8, 2013 at 1:11 am | #

      Oh, it is. Everybody else here just joins in the hate, though.

      • John
        John
        June 8, 2013 at 2:31 am | #

        I’m fairly sure I’ve hated Danny longer than Willis has.

        DoA Danny isn’t as hateable as Walkyverse Danny, though.

        But I still hates him, my precious. Stupid fat Wilcoxes.

  22. TPman
    TPman
    June 8, 2013 at 1:23 am | #

    Stop interrupting our Billie/Ruth story you dumbass!

  23. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    June 8, 2013 at 1:31 am | #

    I thought smelling glue was what you’re supposed to do in highshcool. I’ve beel living fooled my entire life.

    • Lurlock
      Lurlock
      June 8, 2013 at 11:31 am | #

      Sniffing glue =/= eating paste. Paste is non-toxic (which is why they let elementary students use it). Sniffing glue can be harmful or even fatal depending on type and dosage. Drugs’r’bad, m’kay?

  24. Totz the Plaid
    Totz the Plaid
    June 8, 2013 at 2:27 am | #

    I don’t hate Danny, but I don’t like him either. He’s kind of a tool. Not as bad as Walkyverse!Danny, but still.

    • vlademir1
      vlademir1
      June 8, 2013 at 4:28 am | #

      I’d argue the converse. Walkyverse Danny got some fairly crap characterization leaving him bland next to Ruth, Joyce, Joe and even Howard. DoA Danny is slowly becoming Roomies era Walkyverse Joyce, who I’ve personally always detested (she grew on me later, after joining SEMME)

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        June 8, 2013 at 11:30 am | #

        Yeah, Walkyverse Danny was pretty much the Generic Guy, who also had a tendency to be a major tool. DoA Danny is now shedding his Generic Guy status… leaving him a major tool.

        • Brando
          Brando
          June 8, 2013 at 4:20 pm | #

          You guys keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

  25. GynvaelRhena
    GynvaelRhena
    June 8, 2013 at 3:28 am | #

    … who were interrupting our Sal/Jason story anyway, hnnnng.

    Wow, I just noticed the smiley at the bottom of the page.

  26. Notebooked
    Notebooked
    June 8, 2013 at 6:39 am | #

    Looks like Jacob’s about to get a speakin’ part!
    That’s another fairly interesting thing about DoA — getting to see how characters who weren’t in Roomies or It’s Walky and who haven’t gotten flashbacks in Shortpacked were in their youth.

  27. Darnel
    Darnel
    June 8, 2013 at 11:13 am | #

    LOL
    It always strikes me extremely strange how someone can put on a costume,.. be around people who know them and not be recognized by body language scent or speech,… it why I still laugh at an investigative reporter like lois lane,.,..

    Outside of that:
    this is getting good. How are they NOT going to be found by Firemen?

    • Lurlock
      Lurlock
      June 9, 2013 at 10:53 am | #

      They probably don’t check every room. Though they could probably figure out which alarm was pulled easily enough, and from there it’s just a matter of noticing that one of the doors has been kicked in… Yeah, they should hide in another room if they’re smart.

  28. Aeyt
    Aeyt
    June 8, 2013 at 11:52 am | #

    Is paste still made from horses?

  29. brumagem
    brumagem
    June 8, 2013 at 2:25 pm | #

    IT’S GLUE NOT PASTE JOE GET IT RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

  30. Brando
    Brando
    June 8, 2013 at 4:16 pm | #

    Danny is not a tool…he’s just…really oblivious.

  31. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    June 8, 2013 at 6:35 pm | #

    Aw damn, the comments section’s hatred of Danny is starting to bleed over. I need to fight that.

    Really, I can’t dislike Danny. He’s pretty low on my rankings, but that’s not because of any negative traits. Most others are just great.

  32. Neospector
    Neospector
    June 8, 2013 at 7:49 pm | #

    I never ate paste.
    Come to think of it, no one I know has ever actually eaten paste. Mostly because quite a few of us could read, and on the glue bottle it read “DO NOT EAT, YOU WILL DIE. THANK YOU AND BUY ANOTHER ONE OF OUR PRODUCTS!”

    • Lurlock
      Lurlock
      June 9, 2013 at 10:51 am | #

      Most paste is non-toxic, especially the kind they let kids use in elementary school. (Maybe not high school…) You could down an entire bottle of Elmer’s without too much ill effect. Epoxy on the other hand…

  33. Bill M.
    Bill M.
    June 12, 2013 at 1:00 pm | #

    Why do Jacob’s lips look like hamburger buns? Damn it, now I’m hungry!

  34. Aras
    Aras
    October 6, 2015 at 3:20 pm | #

    Good comic

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