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by David M Willis on January 29, 2017 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Everything You've Ever Wanted Floats Above
└ Tags: becky, dorothy

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 29, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    her bestest NOT TIPSY friend anyway

    • SgtWadeyWilson
      SgtWadeyWilson
      January 29, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

      Whoa whoa whoa… Pretty sure Sal gets that position purely on merit of motorcycle… as long as she isn’t tipsy.

      • a snow ʍousɐ
        a snow ʍousɐ
        January 29, 2017 at 9:00 am | #

        Sal isn’t so much a friend as an idol. In the religious sense of the word.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 29, 2017 at 1:55 pm | #

          Which is probably why Sal isn’t very enthusiastic about her tbh.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 29, 2017 at 3:49 pm | #

          She built a shrine out of chewing gum and cigarette butts in the back of her closet.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 29, 2017 at 1:52 am | #

      Though, Becky will take Dorothy’s tipsies. Especially if they’re more than 20%.

    • Gesc
      Gesc
      January 29, 2017 at 2:30 am | #

      Loophole? Loophole, and it’ll only cost Dorothy her liver.

  2. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 29, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    You just ate, yet you ran to Galasso, drunk. He’s not gonna be happy if you don’t order.

  3. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    January 29, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh my god, Becky.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 29, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

      Look at her butt.

      • Mr. Mendo
        Mr. Mendo
        January 29, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

        She is. That’s part of the problem. 😉

      • Woobie
        Woobie
        January 29, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

        It is soooo big

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      January 29, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

      This makes me wonder what some of the other people in Joyce and Becky’s circle must be like.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        January 29, 2017 at 12:46 am | #

        I’m not sure I want to know. Except that Tristan dude.

    • AGV
      AGV
      January 29, 2017 at 4:11 pm | #

      The gravatar just makes this better

  4. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    January 29, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    Becky. Becky Becky Becky…

    Never change! ^_^

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 29, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

      She doesn’t change. She just becomes MORE Becky.

      And despite what Joyce said, there’s never too much Becky.

      • Mr. Mendo
        Mr. Mendo
        January 29, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

        It’s like Becky-a-go-go! ^_^

  5. Shiro
    Shiro
    January 29, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    Becky is such a puppydog personality, right down to the guarding. It’s sweet that she and Dorothy are coming together on this.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      January 29, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      It’s nice that they’re able to put aside their rivalry when it comes to what’s best for Joyce.

      “What riva—”

      Shooshpap, no fighting. Not now.

      • Keulan
        Keulan
        January 29, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

        I’m still not sure why Becky thinks she and Dorothy are rivals or whatever anyway. Dorothy clearly doesn’t think that.

        • Shiro
          Shiro
          January 29, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

          She’s used to her and Joyce being a single unit, and it’s taking her a bit to get used to the idea that her “other half” is now halfing it up with other people too. She’ll get there, it’s just jarring for someone that sheltered to realize.

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            January 29, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

            Yeah, even then, I think she’s being playful about it, not 100% serious

            • Jason
              Jason
              January 29, 2017 at 3:26 am | #

              At times, yes, but that playfulness is used to take the edge off her being completely serious.
              I know someone like this. He posts stuff on FB about “when someone else calls your BFF their BFF” and similar. It’s sad, because I feel like it hides deep insecurities, a fear that if they’re not constantly reinforcing that this important person to them thinks highly of them then maybe they actually don’t. I definitely feel that it’s a case of fear and insecurity with Becky.
              And it’s not healthy. To be controlling of another person’s feelings and social life is not a good thing to do. To feel jealous and possessive because they care for another person is really unhealthy.

              So… yeah. Even when Becky’s joking about it I get the feeling she’s actually not joking about it. And I see it as a really problematic behaviour stemming from unaddressed issues.

              • Disloyal Subject
                Disloyal Subject
                January 29, 2017 at 5:40 am | #

                Yeah, masking insecurity with a veneer of playfulness is something Becky definitely does.

              • a snow ʍousɐ
                a snow ʍousɐ
                January 29, 2017 at 9:15 am | #

                A bit off-topic, but…

                That’s kind of what I thought Raidah miiiight have been doing when she inquired about the “chicks”… Sure, she might not think of herself as a jealous person, but she probably is worried about Sarah’s advances toward Jacob. She acts like it’s ridiculous, but she does so by pointing out Sarah’s weak points and trying to undermine Jacob’s view of her. It’s even possible that this isn’t jealousy but a sort of revenge for Sarah’s actions… that Jacob mentioned Sarah’s behavior toward him, and she decided to date him so that Sarah couldn’t have him… At any rate, whether the relationship started out of rivalry or not, Sarah and Raidah really consider themselves rivals, and for Raidah, Jacob is an important piece in the game that she doesn’t want to lose to her opponent. That may or may not be her primary view of the relationship, hard to say.

                • Jason
                  Jason
                  January 29, 2017 at 11:02 am | #

                  Hm. I don’t think so. I mean, she might unconsciously take glee in the idea that Sarah can’t have Jacob- IF she’s worked out that Sarah’s interested.
                  There’s no hint that Raidah even knew Jacob knew Sarah prior to the party, and from her behaviour I think she’s got far stronger feelings about Jacob hanging out with Joe than with Sarah. I think that may be why she repeated the word “chicks”- not to emphasise that they were female but to emphasise Joe’s word choice.

                  In fact, thinking back to her behaviour towards Sarah, I feel that she probably is as self-assured as she comes across and that might be a part of the problem. It seems to me that she perhaps can’t admit that there’s a side to the story she simply couldn’t see. But this is very much guesswork at this stage.
                  I would love to see more of Raidah and get to know her better as a character.

                • trlkly
                  trlkly
                  January 29, 2017 at 3:50 pm | #

                  I don’t know about that, but I do think she’s joking about calling herself so awesome that she doesn’t have to worry about it.

              • Fart Captor
                Fart Captor
                January 29, 2017 at 11:21 am | #

                It’s no inherently unhealthy to have those feelings. You can’t just will your feelings away. It’s how you react to them and act on them that really matter.

                Becky has had only a couple weeks to adjust to NOT being Joyce’s only closer friend, after a lifetime of being inseparable. So yeah, she’s not 100% joking either, but she’s still adjusting.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  January 29, 2017 at 12:20 pm | #

                  Plus all tied up with Joyce being her only safe connection to her old life and to her being still very dependent on Joyce.
                  For all her brashness, Becky’s very vulnerable.

          • Lumpy Frogsnuggler
            Lumpy Frogsnuggler
            January 29, 2017 at 1:36 am | #

            As soon as I saw “halfling it up” all I could think of is Becky in the Buttsmithy universe. I have a feeling she and Alfie would get along.

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              January 29, 2017 at 5:40 am | #

              I think they might at that.

        • motorfirebox
          motorfirebox
          January 29, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

          thats_the_joke.gif

        • Sam
          Sam
          January 29, 2017 at 11:48 am | #

          Becky is essentially instigating a rivalry for position of Joyce’s ‘BFF’ because she feels insecure. She’s both the one starting it and the only one who cares about it.

          • StClair
            StClair
            January 29, 2017 at 11:04 pm | #

            Exactly.

      • Gesc
        Gesc
        January 29, 2017 at 12:22 am | #

        Hooooonk

    • StClair
      StClair
      January 29, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

      yeah, it’s not at all jealous or possessive…

      • Shiro
        Shiro
        January 29, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

        I’m gonna need you to reread that comment because I made no value judgement on Becky’s puppydogness either way, only noted that it’s a thing.

        • StClair
          StClair
          January 29, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

          You didn’t, no. I did.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      January 29, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

      A+ beckasaurus, would hug forever 25/10

  6. Derek
    Derek
    January 29, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    I forgot Becky knew about the roofie incident

  7. brionl
    brionl
    January 29, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Wise Sage; much better herb than Stupid Cilantro.

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      January 29, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

      Or that twit Basil.

      • zathael
        zathael
        January 29, 2017 at 2:29 am | #

        http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/18/19/2C75CACE00000578-3240286-John_Cleese_co_wrote_Fawlty_Towers_with_ex_wife_Connie_Booth_and-a-3_1442600263938.jpg

        • Socks in Sandals
          Socks in Sandals
          January 29, 2017 at 9:12 am | #

          😀

  8. Kris
    Kris
    January 29, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    Studies actually point to Joe being Joyce’s bestest friend. Enjoy those silver medals losers!

    • Peter
      Peter
      January 29, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      I’m not sure “friend” is the right word. “Confidant”, perhaps?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        January 29, 2017 at 10:06 am | #

        ‘Frenemy’ might fit.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          January 29, 2017 at 12:28 pm | #

          I don’t know. I’m too old and introverted to use my own experience. When other folks think of inviting Joe and Joyce unbeknownst to be in the same place, do they really have to worry about a conflict?

          They have a baseline “getting along” at this point, it seems to me. Joe and Joyce almost bicker like siblings. Joe, especially, seems to be interested in making points against Joyce’s plans; that seems the most he’s engaged in talking to a female* he doesn’t want to have an “assignation” with. (*Or even a male; contrast to when Joe asked Danny, “Can’t you ask me how big her knockers were?” when Danny wated to talk re dating & feelings.)

          I’m interested in more uncovering of Joe’s backstory, the little bits out about his parents arguing. Joyce may be the person he opens up to. I can see that being a good thing for both.

          • Peter
            Peter
            January 29, 2017 at 9:46 pm | #

            I agree that when Joe reveals nuances about himself (beyond the completely superficial persona he usually presents), it is invariably interesting to read. And I also agree that Joe and Joyce are (somehow) very good for each other, each drawing out truths that the other has not recognised about themself.

            Ironically, all of this is only possible because Joyce has managed to move herself to the very bottom of Joe’s “list”. (And there are grannies on that list!)

  9. Danni
    Danni
    January 29, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    beCKY

    • Gesc
      Gesc
      January 29, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

      That’s so Tumblr

      • RacingTurtle
        RacingTurtle
        January 29, 2017 at 1:46 am | #

        That’s So Becky! **Becky winks at camera**

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          January 29, 2017 at 2:21 am | #

          But! Is she “Becky with the good hair”?

          • RacingTurtle
            RacingTurtle
            January 29, 2017 at 2:01 pm | #

            Yes, but not THE “Becky with the good hair”. Offscreen, there’s been a whole storyline where Becky meets Beyoncé and explains there must have been a misunderstanding because Becky is 500% a lesbian and therefore wouldn’t have been after Jay-Z even if she knew who he was. Beyoncé explained what a “becky” is, and she and Becky were both initially put off by one another but are now pen pals.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        January 29, 2017 at 5:46 am | #

        I don’t follow. Do I want to follow?

        • Gesc
          Gesc
          January 29, 2017 at 12:14 pm | #

          Never seen a Tumblr text post? Any of them?

        • impish
          impish
          January 31, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

          the unusual caps, where it starts lowercase and switches to uppercase mid-word to convey tone of voice changing, is a common stylistic quirk on parts of tumblr.

  10. Some1
    Some1
    January 29, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

    Does anyone else want to see them set a complex trap for Ryan? Fake party, cameras, girl to act as bait, video cameras, fake roofies.

    • Dean
      Dean
      January 29, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

      Joe will play the role of the girl in this scenario.

      • Marisa Mockery
        Marisa Mockery
        January 29, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

        If this was Shortpacked I’m pretty sure this would happen.

      • Some1
        Some1
        January 29, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

        I was thinks Mary based on her being a pretty Christian girl who hasn’t met Ryan before, but she would never go for it…

        Unless of course Billy, Carla, and Ruth cut a deal with her. Something along the lines of Billy letting her off the hook in exchange for stopping Ryan.

        • MatthewTheLucky
          MatthewTheLucky
          January 29, 2017 at 12:40 am | #

          Mary will go for it. As we’ve seen in Roomies!.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          January 29, 2017 at 12:45 am | #

          Are we actually debating whether Mary should be blackmailed into acting as bait for a rapist.

          • Some1
            Some1
            January 29, 2017 at 1:13 am | #

            That is a bit dark isn’t it? I was thinking less blackmail, and more giving a low level mafia member a lesser sentence in exchange for information on his boss.

          • Some1
            Some1
            January 29, 2017 at 1:20 am | #

            Less blackmail more forgive. Also I would throw in a 100 dollar amazon gift card

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              January 29, 2017 at 1:24 am | #

              That’s still sending a teenage girl into the line of sight of a rapist.

              • nightsbridge
                nightsbridge
                January 29, 2017 at 4:20 am | #

                no.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                January 29, 2017 at 10:40 am | #

                What is your fucking defect

              • trlkly
                trlkly
                January 29, 2017 at 3:54 pm | #

                Then your problem is with the entire plan.

                I think it depends on whether they can find someone who looks like a teenage girl who isn’t one. Kinda like To Catch a Predator with their fake kid.

                • MaximumZero
                  MaximumZero
                  January 29, 2017 at 11:57 pm | #

                  …damn, they could really use me right about now. I’m a 33 year old long-haired metalhead who grew a goatee specifically because he looks like a 14 year old girl otherwise.

                  Damn it, me, this is no place for self-insert-fic.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                January 29, 2017 at 8:51 pm | #

                Of course it’s a terrible plan. But seriously, if you’ve got teenage girls plotting to catch a rapist, who are they going to use as bait but a teenage girl – teenage girls is what they are.

                If it was adults plotting to use a teenage girl as bait, that’s one thing. Teenage girls risking one of themselves is entirely different. Mind you, Ryan’s likely not that dangerous once you’ve identified him and know his MO. Present yourself as a target. Wait for him to give you the drink – don’t drink it. Call in the backup to keep him from getting away. Present the cops with the drink as evidence.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  January 29, 2017 at 8:59 pm | #

                  Sure, if the teenage girls use one of themselves.

                  Blackmailing someone into being a participant is a whole ‘nother breed of cow.

            • timemonkey
              timemonkey
              January 29, 2017 at 8:05 am | #

              Mary doesn’t care about being forgiven, she’s being held back from attacking people.

    • SgtWadeyWilson
      SgtWadeyWilson
      January 29, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

      Nonono… flip the situation. Go full on Pretender.

      Eat candy.
      Impersonate a doctor or two.
      Give badguys a taste of their own medicine.
      Run from the Centre.

      • StClair
        StClair
        January 29, 2017 at 12:39 am | #

        I understood love that reference.

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          January 29, 2017 at 12:55 am | #

          *Tips hat.*

          • Cholma
            Cholma
            January 29, 2017 at 2:39 am | #

            Loved that show! (and Miss Parker! Yowza!)

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      January 29, 2017 at 12:39 am | #

      Mary can be bait.

    • Larkle
      Larkle
      January 29, 2017 at 3:24 pm | #

      That sounds like a terrible idea.

  11. Keulan
    Keulan
    January 29, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

    I don’t know, I think the title of “Joyce’s Bestest Friend” is still up for grabs at this point.

    • Some1
      Some1
      January 29, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

      It’s me, she doesn’t know it but it’s me. I think about her everyday. No…wait..that’s stalking.

      I’m her bestest stalker!

      • Some1
        Some1
        January 29, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

        Also she’s fictional…I’m her bestest crazy stalker!

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      January 29, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

      I think you are WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

      Though it is possible – just possible – that I am deeply biased in this area

    • Dean
      Dean
      January 29, 2017 at 4:13 am | #

      The winner of the title will be whoever has the biggest collection of Joyce’s hair. Talent contest to break a tie.

      • DonDueed
        DonDueed
        January 29, 2017 at 6:12 am | #

        So then… the shower stall wins?

  12. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    January 29, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

    Is it just me that’s like…a little confused? I feel like this is the biggest scene change in a strip. One moment Dorothy’s in the dorm hallway, next strip she’s at Galasso’s. I feel like I missed a strip.

    • Gesc
      Gesc
      January 29, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

      Just like a drunk person!

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        January 29, 2017 at 12:26 am | #

        You might not be that far off, I just got done watching Resident Evil 7 and I feel like I’ve got vertigo! Those action scenes were dizzying…

        • Gesc
          Gesc
          January 29, 2017 at 2:23 am | #

          Also watched that one today, ended up watching Arrival. Trippy on its own way.

        • Gesc
          Gesc
          January 29, 2017 at 2:23 am | #

          *almost.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      January 29, 2017 at 12:26 am | #

      I dunno, I think it’s pretty clear that Carla must have actually bounced this time (at least for now, I don’t buy it long-term), and Dorothy sought out Becky for advice.

      The trip to Galasso’s probably wasn’t too interesting

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        January 29, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

        Good point, though now I imagine Dorothy literally dropped everything to find Becky.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          January 29, 2017 at 5:49 am | #

          Makes sense for her current priorities; I figured she basically did exactly that, since Becky knows Joyce better than anyone else and knows about the Incident.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 29, 2017 at 9:02 am | #

          If she literally dropped everything, maybe Carla’s cleaning up the mess in the hallway.

    • Torra
      Torra
      January 29, 2017 at 5:17 am | #

      I didn’t really think too much about it, but now you mention it, it is a liiitle jarring. I was expecting a strip with her and Carla, but I guess Carla was only there for the punchline yesterday (which still works hahaha). I think this would’ve worked better if we came to this strip after seeing some other folks because then the passing time would’ve felt more natural instead of being pretty sudden.

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        January 29, 2017 at 5:43 pm | #

        Yeah that probably would have worked. A quick little strip with other people is usually very good for implying a passage of time. I’m glad I’m not the only one who was confused!

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      January 29, 2017 at 3:55 pm | #

      I checked back a page to make sure I didn’t miss a comic, sure.

      But it does work. It’s like when Amazi-girl was going to everyone to find the Ding-Dong Bandit.

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        January 29, 2017 at 5:43 pm | #

        Epic crime fighting is always good for a scene change.

  13. Gesc
    Gesc
    January 29, 2017 at 12:25 am | #

    Well Dorothy, you should still ask Roz. I think she would probably help regardless.

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus
      January 29, 2017 at 12:38 am | #

      Yeah, much as I dislike Roz for her personality, she would likely be totally onboard with tracking down a rapist.

      • Gesc
        Gesc
        January 29, 2017 at 2:27 am | #

        Yep, Robin herself kind of wants to do it herself already. She’s kiiiind of busy at the moment though, so that makes everything the more complica for everyone.

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      January 29, 2017 at 3:56 pm | #

      The problem is getting Roz to listen to her and not be all in “psychologically attack my rival” mode.

  14. L!ghtn!ng
    L!ghtn!ng
    January 29, 2017 at 12:29 am | #

    Panel 6: Becky’s been waiting for this moment for a long time. How sweet it is.

  15. miados
    miados
    January 29, 2017 at 12:31 am | #

    but is being acknowledged by someone this drunk really worth anything?

    • Hellespont
      Hellespont
      January 29, 2017 at 12:38 am | #

      Totally, if the gallery openings I have attended are any indication, that is.

  16. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    January 29, 2017 at 12:45 am | #

    Even partially blitzed, Dorothy is able to realize that Becky is right.

    • Jason
      Jason
      January 29, 2017 at 3:34 am | #

      I find it odd that people have been saying Dorothy is blitzed/smashed, even commenting on her ability to walk and not give away her drunkenness. There’s a huge spectrum of “affected by alcohol”, and from her behaviour (and remembering that we have seen her behave more drunk than this the one other time we’ve seen her drink) it seems like she’s tipsy or buzzed to me, no more.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        January 29, 2017 at 8:08 am | #

        She was drinking with Billie and still has drunk bubbles. Last time she passed out from one glass of diluted booze.

        • Jason
          Jason
          January 29, 2017 at 8:14 am | #

          I know she was drinking with Billie. My comment is about how drunk she is and the words a lot of commenters seem to be using to describe it.
          We saw her have one swig/sip, as well. As I said, she comes across as having drunk just enough to give her a buzz- and the bubbles.
          I’m really just being a pedant over terminology, but I like words.

          • trlkly
            trlkly
            January 29, 2017 at 3:59 pm | #

            I find buzzed and tipsy are just words that people use to avoid saying drunk. Sure, it means “a little bit drunk,” but it’s still drunk.

            The other words are more hyperbole.

            • Sam
              Sam
              January 29, 2017 at 6:51 pm | #

              They all MEAN ‘drunk’, but their connotations change their places on the scale of drunkenness with ‘tipsy’ and ‘buzzed’ being closer to a sober state than ‘wasted’, ‘smashed’ or ‘blitzed’.

            • Pablo360
              Pablo360
              January 31, 2017 at 10:54 pm | #

              Technically, buzzed means “enough alcohol in your system to get you high, but not enough to impair your judgement, inhibitions, and/or motor control.”

              Tipsy means drunk.

  17. chris73
    chris73
    January 29, 2017 at 12:50 am | #

    Ok now that they’re alone I’d like Dorothy to ask Becky exactly what her problem is because most of the time they’re together Becky always seems to make some sort of snarky remark to Dorothy so I think it’d be interesting if Becky could verbalize her feelings towards about Joyce to Dorothy especially now Becky has Dina

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      January 29, 2017 at 12:57 am | #

      Becky’s problem is that she’s immature and see’s Dorothy as a threat to her position as Joyce’s #1 most important person, coupled with still having feelings for Joyce, and expresses this by occasionally acting like a turdbucket.

      Dorothy’s too non-confrontational to see it as anything other than Becky being wacky, or do anything about it.

      • chris73
        chris73
        January 29, 2017 at 1:06 am | #

        Well yeah we see that but I think it’d be interesting to see how Becky herself would put it

        • Zaxares
          Zaxares
          January 29, 2017 at 3:12 am | #

          Basically what Spencer said. I’m not sure if Becky might also subconsciously want Dorothy to bring it back up to Joyce because she knows it would also damage Joyce’s relationship with Dorothy, thus ensuring that she still remains Joyce’s closest friend. (It’s fairly obvious that Becky still has feelings for Joyce, and she may be settling for just being her best friend, but in order for that to happen, she has to make sure her spot doesn’t get “usurped”.)

          Again, this need not be something Becky is intentionally wishing to happen, but people are complicated emotional machines, and sometimes tiny subconscious desires can spur us to do little things that have big consequences. If you’ve ever said something you know your friend/partner finds SUPER hurtful just because you’re feeling incredibly angry/upset and you wanted to lash out at them, you’ve been through the exact same situation.

      • Jason
        Jason
        January 29, 2017 at 3:39 am | #

        I’m not convinced that Dorothy’s too non-confrontational to say anything, personally. I agree that she’s not picking up on Becky’s issue with her- although she has outright asked Becky why she doesn’t like her before. She is likely to be diplomatic about it, and I’m guessing weigh up the pros and cons of speaking up about it before deciding what to say- if anything.

  18. Aeron
    Aeron
    January 29, 2017 at 1:05 am | #

    Minimum wage sage.

  19. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    January 29, 2017 at 1:54 am | #

    Also, Joyce is in extra danger again AND NEEDS TO BE WARNED soshecangobacktoseeinghiminthefaceofeverystrangeroncampus.

    …. okay, that SHOULDN’T BE THE BEST OPTION, but it is.

    …. we need a better best option.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      January 29, 2017 at 4:48 am | #

      So she can punch him in the face with her Other hand and get another brace of honor!

  20. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    January 29, 2017 at 2:26 am | #

    I’m glad the running gag of “Becky, Joyce’s bestest friend” is still around.

  21. Pumpkin_Cake
    Pumpkin_Cake
    January 29, 2017 at 3:02 am | #

    I think Becky would make a good bartender.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      January 29, 2017 at 4:39 am | #

      I’d jump into pudding to have a bartender as fun as Becky.

      • MaximumZero
        MaximumZero
        January 29, 2017 at 11:53 pm | #

        I have been in some bars like that in upstate New York…

  22. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 29, 2017 at 3:27 am | #

    Becky, there is a time and place for this argument and this isn’t it.

  23. nobilis
    nobilis
    January 29, 2017 at 3:49 am | #

    I’m getting a bit worried about Sal. We haven’t seen her for more than 24 hours comic time, Marcie’s angry with her and she did not wear a mask on Sunday night, so both Ryan and the security people can easily recognize her…

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 29, 2017 at 4:25 am | #

      We saw her just yesterday, comic time. AG can’t press charges for assault, and the guys would fall under defence of a third party considering three guys were holding AG down so their friend could knock her teeth in. I think she’ll most likely be fine.

      I’m far more worried about Sal accidentally spilling the beans about Ryan before Dorothy can tell her, as Sal seems to think Joyce already knows.

      • Jason
        Jason
        January 29, 2017 at 11:04 am | #

        Given their most recent interaction, I think it’s safe to say AG wouldn’t press charges even if she could. I’m really happy about that movement towards making peace with that part of her past.

  24. Liliet
    Liliet
    January 29, 2017 at 3:50 am | #

    I hope Becky, Dorothy and Joyce end up as a three-way best friend gang (with Dina as a hanger-on who mostly interacts with Becky but everyone still likes her)

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      January 29, 2017 at 3:51 am | #

      (and Sarah as peripheral Team Mom)

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      January 29, 2017 at 9:43 pm | #

      I got to “three-way” and was like, “Wait, what?”

  25. Shadow12000
    Shadow12000
    January 29, 2017 at 3:52 am | #

    Is…is she still drunk? Are those drunk bubbles?

    • CoMa
      CoMa
      January 29, 2017 at 5:08 am | #

      Could be – I’d say a bit of rest alcohol – or it’s an indicator for her being hungover.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 29, 2017 at 9:05 am | #

        Definitely boozles. I don’t think it’s been that long – not long enough to get to hungover certainly.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 29, 2017 at 10:15 am | #

      She was drinking Billie-hooch, remember. Stuff’s POTENT.

    • Sam
      Sam
      January 29, 2017 at 6:55 pm | #

      As we’ve seen, she can walk straight and still knows how to speak to people appropriately so she is drunk, but not enough that it is severely impacting her awareness.

  26. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 29, 2017 at 4:03 am | #

    Awww. Joyce’s ladies are looking out for her. Ok, my heart just melted

  27. Arianod
    Arianod
    January 29, 2017 at 5:06 am | #

    “Also, I saw her first.”

  28. Joe
    Joe
    January 29, 2017 at 7:43 am | #

    Is Becky going to become the Wise Bartender? Because I completely support that character development.

  29. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 29, 2017 at 9:07 am | #

    “I think you’ve had enough.”
    “I’LL TELL YOU WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH. NOW BEING ME A #2.5 PENCIL AND A BLACK NOTEBOOK.”

  30. Jack
    Jack
    January 29, 2017 at 2:30 pm | #

    ACKNOWLEDGE IT

  31. trlkly
    trlkly
    January 29, 2017 at 4:05 pm | #

    I honestly don’t see how Becky is wrong. She completely changed for Becky. Yes, Joyce defended Dorothy from her parents, but she has full out Scripture to back her up.

    It’s also just clear that Joyce and Becky know each other much better. And, since Dorothy is busy so often, she and Joyce just don’t get to spend enough time with each other.

    So, yeah. Becky is Joyce’s best friend, and she would probably pick Becky over Dorothy if ever forced to choose. She’s nowhere near as close to Dorothy as she was now that Becky is back.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 29, 2017 at 5:14 pm | #

      I can see that, but at the same time she changed a lot for Dorothy too – she backed her new position up with scripture, but her position itself radically shifted and she became far more accepting. Becky even notes how much college changed her. A large chunk of that was Dorothy.

  32. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 29, 2017 at 5:11 pm | #

    Panel One: Yeeeeaaaaah, this is something Dorothy needs to hear. It’s unpleasant and vicious and hard to decide, but it’s got to sooner or later. Preferably sooner. Seriously, Dorothy, Sal lives NEXT DOOR and thinks Joyce knows about this. You gotta tell her.

    I also like Becky’s face here. She clearly thinks Joyce will handle this conversation a lot better than Dorothy’s worst case scenario brain thinks she will. And so she thinks that, yeah, this is the obvious choice.

    Panel Two: Normally this would be a good strategy. And it’s a very Dorothy strategy. Measured decisions, careful thought and planning. Watch and see where things are going before you open your trap. Proceed slowly with caution. Make sure you know what you’re doing.

    But that’s not a workable solution here, as time may be of the essence. If nothing else, to keep Ryan from dropping off the radar. This is important and there isn’t really a perfect way to tell Joyce about Ryan. And tripping over finding one takes more time and makes it more awkward than necessary.

    Panel Three: Well, now that’s uncertain. Roz hasn’t done anything to Robin other than show everyone the picture. She didn’t take it, nor did she submit it. Although, Robin may be pissy with her anyways because Roz introduced her to Leslie, Dorothy doesn’t know that. And to be honest, this is a weak excuse – I think Roz would sooner throw herself out a window than campaign for RA instead of helping track down a bona fide, actual factual roofie rapist. And Dorothy should know that. And burnt bridges or no, Roz will need to be watched by the campaign to avoid any more sex tape scandals. She doesn’t need Robin to charm her staff.

    Panel Four: Yeah, this sounds about right. At some point something becomes too intimidating so you start stalling. And that’s no fun, but it’s a thing you have to do. And Becky’s not saying this to rub it into to Dorothy – it’s true. She’s sympathetic to Dorothy’s problem, but she also knows this guy is dangerous and needs to be stopped quickly. It’s a fair assessment of the situation. And if anyone knows about fast acting, it’s Becky.

    Panel Five: Becky has known Joyce very well for a very long time – she probably does know her better than Dorothy, because she’s known her longer. And yeah, this sounds about right. While the last time Joyce mentioned this to Dorothy, it was her not wanting to think about it and becoming upset when it was mentioned, she also told AG she wanted him caught and not to get away. Even if it was just an AG beat down. This guy needs to be stopped, permanently, and he’ll never get to jail if they do nothing. That would matter to Joyce. And yeah, I think Dorothy knew that on some level. But once it comes from someone else who loves and knows Joyce as much as she does, its easier to accept it as a fact and not a rationalization she’s coming up with to make herself feel better about having to have an upsetting conversation with her.

    Panel Six: Oh Becky, you jealous butt. At least here she seems playful, and not overly malicious. This seems to be in ‘playful ribbing rivalry’ for now. I’d be concerned if she ever acted viciously towards Dorothy again, but so far this seems decent ish. She’s not over Joyce and probably hasn’t accepted new friends yet, but I’m sure she’ll get there eventually.

    • chris73
      chris73
      January 29, 2017 at 5:32 pm | #

      Well I wonder about that, I mean Becky knew the old Joyce, the home-schooled Joyce but I’d suggest that through her experiences, both good and bad, Joyce has changed and is a some what different person then to what Becky knows whereas Dorothy has been with the “new” Joyce from the very beginning

      Also theres a, imho, a little bit of snark in that last comment based on the emphasis placed on the bestest and me and I’m hoping that with Dorothy being a bit drunk that (dutch courage) she’ll bring it up with Becky

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 29, 2017 at 8:21 pm | #

        Oh yeah, part of it is definitely bitter jealousy, but it’s coming out in playful ways rather than hurtful ones.

        And it is true that Joyce probably has changed in ways Becky doesn’t anticipate.

  33. Eric
    Eric
    January 31, 2017 at 11:39 am | #

    I am now hearing “Becky the Wise” in my head, to the tune of “Bunga the Wise” from the Lion Guard. Thanks, Willis.

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