Jannika is a recent addition. She was a Foot Clan Ninja who got a blood transfusion from one of the turtle to save her life. She got She-Hulk’d into being a mutant turtle.
Nerp. Despite Leo being my fav Renaissance perp, Raphael is totes the best turtle. Good on his own or in the team, the only one who stuck with the original red colour scheme, and by far the biggest sass- master of the lot of ’em.
Of the big three monster cereals Count Chocula is indeed the most meh. It was true when I was a kid in the ’80s and it was true last time I tried some in ’03.
That said, ’80s formulation Yummy Mummy was the best flavor in this line I ever tried and ’70s formulation Fruit Brute is the one that, on paper, sounds most appealing, but both have failed within a few years of introduction whenever brought back because the big three cover the primary US sweet breakfast flavors (chocolate, strawberry and blueberry) and anything more is too niche for a seasonal product.
When I was a kid we couldn’t buy it any time of the year, because I was in high school before they came out and I was “too old” for monster cereals. I never had any until my kids bought me some a few years ago. And yes, I’m old get off my lawn yadda yadda yadda.
And since they were in B&W there was less need to worry about the censors with all the blood and guts being spilled.
Also the Palladium rpg based on the turtle was amazing if a “little” imbalanced in team play as depicted in the first edition.
The best TMNT was the series published by Archie Comics. It went everywhere and was amazing. It also featured a dimension hopping intelligent mounted cow head that was super friendly and got you where you need to go by ingesting you first. And they also meet the super creepy Sons of Silence in the middle of an intergalactic war.
If we’re bringing live action adaptions into the mix, I think we ALL know the the standout far-and-away absolute worst. Heck I probably don’t need to even say what it is it’s so clearly the worst. Well I’ll say it any way. Shyamalan’s ATILA.
The first attempt was Venus De Milo in the Next Mutation, I know a little more about her since she was very poorly received and it is easy to find hate rants about her. But to be fair, the entirety of Next Mutation was a mess, so it’s not like the other turtles were any better in it.
Artemisia would be my pick! I love her SO much! And she went through a lot, so to be honored with a TMNT that kicks butt would a very good honor. I also know she was be very good with detail, the turtle version, they could use that.
I mean, the name is very clunky, but I find the overall concept pretty cool. She was originally an important side character as a human and ninja but was turned into a turtle in order to save her life from what I understand.
Since I’m a huge fan of all things TMNT (especially the flawed, but nostalgic 1987 cartoon and its brilliant voice cast *glares ninja daggers at Mr D*), I can tell you a bit more about Jennika (not as much as I’d like, because sadly, I haven’t gotten to read much of the IDW series).
Jennika was introduced as a human member of the Foot Clan who eventually became an ally to the Turtles. After getting critically injured in battle, Leonardo gave her a life-saving blood transfusion. She lived, but mutated into a turtle (Which sounds curiously like the origin of She-Hulk). Now sporting a yellow bandana and wielding both some wrist claws and a bow and arrow, Jennika has become athe fifth turtle.
She’s generally gotten a positive reception; she answers the question, “What if Venus DeMilo DIDN’T have terrible writers?” She was created by longtime fan and transwoman artist Sophie Campbell, who became the head writer on the IDW series. She had actually written and drawn a TMNT fancomic some years ago, featuring a “proto-Jennika” – another attempt at a fifth, girl turtle. I follow Sophie on Twitter, and so should you!
Oh, and fun factoid: There’s actually been another fifth, girl Turtle besides Jennika and Venus. In the Archie Comics TMNT series, franchise staple April O’Neil was briefly mutated into a Turtle for one issue (and wore a white bandana)!
Well, that’s my two cents. Later, Shellheads!
*Ninja vanish*
Huh. That was really interesting and informative, thank you! Given what you’ve read of the IDW series, would you recommend it for someone who isn’t traditionally interested in the Ninja Turtles?
Joyce also explicitly decided not to ask her other questions because it was apparent Booster didn’t want her to. She’s halfway there twice; that’s sort of like being there.
Joyce’s other questions were probably so she could explore the concept of someone being non-binary, not ‘getting to know you’ questions about Booster specifically. That lines up with their disdain for being a specimen for examination, but she still could’ve asked like Dorothy did.
Way to stay on task, Dorothy! That’s why you’re my pick for president, or failing that, Deputy Director of the Pawnee Indiana Parks and Rec Department!
Cowabunga, dude! Don’t forget that they all love pizza! It’s seems like it’s almost part of their DNA, dude. (and who could fault them if that was the case?)
Nah, personalities don’t line up. Leo wasn’t as brash as Naruto, Donatello isn’t as quiet as Shino, Raphael really isn’t as emo as Sasuke and has less overall issues, and Mikey isn’t as clever and is more excitable than Shikamaru.
Perfect timing narratively – now that everyone else is introduced (or, for long time fans, reintroduced) we will get to the introductory backstory of Booster.
Honestly I didn’t know anything about most people who lived in my dorm hall who weren’t my friends or roommates. Like I could recognize people who lived in the same building but that was it
But I was never personally introduced to any of my neighbors via welcoming committee so there’s that
In college the first time I lived at home and commuted. There were my teachers and random classmates, there was the science fiction crowd (including the dormys, four girls who shared a dorm room), the chess crowd, the math/occult crowd (from which I learned to intentionally hear voices that weren’t there, which is actually pretty cool except for the absence of an off switch). The science fiction crowd became lifelong friends and the rest dropped away.
Grad school was different. I was older and grad students in the Computer Science department were a much smaller universe. i had a tendency to work late into the night when the machines were clear and there was no one around but me and the asian students, so I probably got to know them best.
My standards have dropped to “isn’t actively promoting policies that are trying to get me killed”. There are many on the Republican side who are actively trying to kill me in one way or another.
Pretty much. I can deal with ‘passively trying to get me killed.’ Passively trying to get me killed, I can at least throw off-guard by saying frankly ‘your policy will kill me.’ The active ones don’t give enough of a shit and can immediately shrug it off as overreaction/fake news.
Dorothy already has the politician mindset down pat. “Tell me about yourself” — and of course people will, because deep down, don’t we all want to talk about ourselves? It will also make you subconsciously favor the politician, since he/she was concerned (or at least seemed to be concerned) about you.
In the meantime, this also frees the politician from having to talk about THEMSELVES …. and they can also assess your response for the potential of its being able to be used for their benefit at some point in the future.
I’m hoping Dorothy doesn’t become one of the many politicians in this country who spout lots of empty platitudes but seem to support no actual policies.
Metalhead is ACTUALLY the best turtle. Also we are currently not mentioning characters with the name ‘Mike’, so Michelangelo is automatically disqualified.
….Stop trying to add female ninja turtles…in general stop adding ninja turtles….just like stop trying to make Raph the leader unles its his character arc to become the leader…
-About the female ninja turtles they have been in the past used to make the guy not blood brothers and to have weird romantic triangles, is not like we cant have bad ass female character in the franchise…heck we have had some cool aliens and mutants…
-The turtles should stay the only terrapiens around its part of what makes them special.
-Also if you want ramance plz leave april alone, things have slowly gotten weirdeder and creaper with her , not only people have been making Donnie into a simp (9 dont mind them making her a bad ass) but she was always the one platonic friend of the Turtles their absolute ally why are people taking from michel sexualising Bay?
-Also i know the new show gets better but why did they made Splinter an Asshole?, and i know the turtles slowly delve into the supernatural but why a deeply Scy-fy franchyse went whats usually season 4, 5 or 6 at season 1 its like if the original show did the Anime seasons first, or the 2006 show did the lost Season or Fast Forward First or if the 2013 show this the Post Apocaliptic Ralph epilogue where ralph uses casie Jones skull as a stick shift for his truck as an opening episode or if the live action movie trilogy began with the movie where they travel back in time and pretend to be Tengu and mess up with the dealings of a Spaniard weapons dealers during the Shogun times…..Or the fact that the Oficial ending of the 2003 show is a movie where the original cartoon and the 2003 turtles hop dimensions to stop an allien sheder from killing the original comic book Ninja turtles ….
God i love this franchise but while its weird to the max it climbs up to that weird.
-It has for such a rebooted show and comic, structurere and respect for the fans…power growth, chacter consistence…and mistakes we all hope they dont repeate and things we hope they dont forget…and while the new show had really good animation it had really urcsome mistakes just like the bay films…Mistakes like adding turtles were in the live action show , in some comics and fan productions.
If you read half my rant know that while Jurrasic is my favorite franchise the turtles are…family to me.
I’m wondering how much Booster is learning about Joyce just by looking at these two (who, by her own admission, are the two closest of her peers to her). I mean, panel 3 has a level of intimacy that’s all the cuter for the fact that neither Dorothy nor Joyce seem to have noticed it!
Meanwhile, someone has to talk to Becky about her territoriality about Joyce; it’s beginning to get a bit farcical!
Today, Booster learns about the downside of politeness in the modern era: Worrying about causing offence, too often people remain entirely silent. It shouldn’t happen but it has ended up happening anyway.
What do you mean, Joyce and Dorothy haven’t noticed it? Just, like, that their friendship is so comfortable that casual touching is no big deal? That is indeed pretty great, after all they’ve been through, to be unself-conscious about affection. Dorothy doesn’t seem to have a best friend from high school. I’m glad she found Joyce
Listen, Becky, you are sweet and all, but the Best Ninja turtle is Obviously Donatello. He is not only a Ninja, he is also an inventor and he invent all of the stuff And I want to be an inventor too, so of course he is the best Turtle. Also, he has the most powerful weapon in my Nintendo game, with the best reach.
Dorothy continues to be my favorite! Though Joyce has always given her a run for the money, and Booster has become a strong contender in only a half dozen or so comics. Yes, please, more of these three!
My deep dark secret I must keep hidden from everyone is that I like IDW TMNT more than IDW’s Transformers, even MTMTE, thought it helps that the current Transformers series is kind of a snoozefest.
It’s like the perfect expression of TMNT. Taking every idea they’ve ever had and cramming them all into one universe where you get to show how infinitely adaptable the turtles really are. One minute they’re Frank Millering it up fighting ninjas in the gritty streets of New York, the next they’re teleported into another dimension and enter a pro wrestling tournament. They can do pretty much any kind of story in any kind of tone and never skip a beat, and there’s genuine weight and consequence to the character’s actions in a way that’s never really been explored for the series, especially with how they’ve chosen to write Splinter’s character in probably his best incarnation yet.
I’ve REALLY fallen off the TMNT bandwagon. I watched the 1990’s series, read some of the older TMNT comics and watched some of the movies (including the Michael Bay movies that, if I’m being honest, I actually enjoyed), but I haven’t followed any of the subsequent animated series.
She’s a human member of the Foot who was mutated into a turtle.
IDW TMNT is, no joke, my favourite ongoing comic at the moment, though the reading order is hella messy thanks to constant miniseries overlapping with the ongoing. Fortunately they’ve put out omnibus editions in reading order that are dirt cheap on Comixology.
Years ago in another lifetime, I worked in the same town as TMNT creators Eastman & Laird while their characters were just on the cusp of taking off. I am way behind the times in knowing who today’s cast of players is, but those old B&W books are still a pissah to flip thru.
Though I vaguely remember my kids watching some cartoon about pizza eating turtles. That’s just silly. Turtles are known for their time traveling adventures.
In Joyce’s defence, the best move she could make as a person was not asking Booster about themselves, because all of her questions were bad. I’d give her a point or two for at least recognizing that.
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Dotty being a center of sanity in this drama whirlwind
clearly a disqualifier for the presidency
…dangit now I feel bad I only know the first-gen turtles (and, passingly, the in most circles never-to-be-mentioned-again Venus de Milo)
I wouldn’t know a ninja turtle if it came up exactly out of the ground and bit me exactly on the leg.
I didn’t know there were generations of turtles that followed the first four. Learning stuff here all the time.
Reboots rather than descendants I believe.
Turtles all the way down.
All the way? Where are the elephants?
On top of the turtles, of course!
Jannika is a recent addition. She was a Foot Clan Ninja who got a blood transfusion from one of the turtle to save her life. She got She-Hulk’d into being a mutant turtle.
Of course you wouldn’t. They’re Ninja Turtles, after all. They practice Ninjitsu. The Art of Invisibility.
They’ll tell you this while breakdancing to old Vanilla Ice Tunes. 😀
NINJA! NINJA! RAP!!
NINJA! NINJA! RAP!!
GO! GO!! GO!!! GO!!!!
GO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO!!
They need to practice harder.
You made a Funny!
Dumbing of Age: I’ve learnt everything about everybody else.
OR
Dumbing of Age: That’s fundamentally disappointing. xD
DoA Book Next: Ooh, no pressure.
I was sent down a wiki tunnel at 6am.
I have decided Slash is the best turtle.
Don’t feel bad about that.
I didn’t know there was any more gens than the first, and I routinely think that one of them is Whistler because they’re all named after artists.
“Donatello is the best turtle! Duh!”, Amber shouts down the hallway.
He is tho, verified scientifically by Splatfest!
Nerp. Despite Leo being my fav Renaissance perp, Raphael is totes the best turtle. Good on his own or in the team, the only one who stuck with the original red colour scheme, and by far the biggest sass- master of the lot of ’em.
HardRock is the best turtle.
At least, that’s what Becky should say if she wants to keep dating Dina.
Picking one of the four turtles is a personality test. Like picking your Hogwarts house or something else less transphobic.
I’m pretty sure Yakko Warner is the Best Turtle. You know, going by who Rob Paulsen voices.
so is this Raphael or Donatello
Donatello.
April O’Neal
To be clear, are you referring to the time she got turned into a turtle, or just her as a human as a member of the team?
Was it turtle? I thought she was a fish-like lizard?
I remember her being turned into a cat.
All three happened at different times.
April’s been through some stuff.
Casey Jones, a man who knew his sports equipment.
Also Abs.
Well hang-on now. Are we talking turtles or of any turtle-verse character? This changes everything.
I mean, I would classically prefer never to tell anyone anything about myself.
Venus is the best turtle, clearly. Or Squirtle.
“You’re the first one to ask about me. Not that I -want- to answer, but was interesting enough to point it out.
Bye.”
Speaking as a child of the 80s, I can definitively say that Becky’s question is blasphemy.
Speaking as a child of the 80s, most of my childhood doesn’t hold up.
But we could buy Count Chocula all year round, so suck it whippersnappers.
I think some places still sell count chocula all year round, but not Booberry or frankenberry
Which is a shame, because those are by far superior!
Or maybe I had too many chocolate cereals in youth to be wowed by Count Chocula when I finally got my hands on some, who knows.
Of the big three monster cereals Count Chocula is indeed the most meh. It was true when I was a kid in the ’80s and it was true last time I tried some in ’03.
That said, ’80s formulation Yummy Mummy was the best flavor in this line I ever tried and ’70s formulation Fruit Brute is the one that, on paper, sounds most appealing, but both have failed within a few years of introduction whenever brought back because the big three cover the primary US sweet breakfast flavors (chocolate, strawberry and blueberry) and anything more is too niche for a seasonal product.
Count Chocula is just Cocoa Puffs with marshmallows. Change my mind.
(It’s still good, but that’s all it is.)
I don’t think I had Cocoa Puffs cut the roof of my mouth the way Count Chocula did. Also, Count Chocula is not as chocolatey as Cocoa Puffs.
I liked Fruit Brute back in the day. As far as I can tell from the boxes, it and the mummy one are nearly identical.
When I was a kid we couldn’t buy it any time of the year, because I was in high school before they came out and I was “too old” for monster cereals. I never had any until my kids bought me some a few years ago. And yes, I’m old get off my lawn yadda yadda yadda.
In that there is no best turtle because they are all awesome, or in reference to “why is it Jennika” as she was not a part of the original 80’s cast?
I mean, IMO there is no best turtle because they all suck.
Come at me old people, 80s turtles was the worst thing!
I liked the live action movie, although that was technically the 90’s
Dare you mock the 2000s turtles, punk?!
In the defense of the 80s, they were parodies of Daredevil.
The original B&W comics are the only Real turtles! They are differentiated by their weapons, not colors!
And get off of my lawn!
Eh, the best were the original single-panel woodcuts, with their hilarious satire on Disraeli and Benjamin Franklin.
I kind of agree. At the least, those original stories were quite different from what happened to the characters when they became big hits as cartoons.
And since they were in B&W there was less need to worry about the censors with all the blood and guts being spilled.
Also the Palladium rpg based on the turtle was amazing if a “little” imbalanced in team play as depicted in the first edition.
The best TMNT was the series published by Archie Comics. It went everywhere and was amazing. It also featured a dimension hopping intelligent mounted cow head that was super friendly and got you where you need to go by ingesting you first. And they also meet the super creepy Sons of Silence in the middle of an intergalactic war.
That barely covers any of the series.
No, 80’s Turtles was awesome. (And I was an adult at the time!) 90’s He-Man reboot, with him fighting mutants on Earth, THAT was the worst!
No, the live action He-Man was the worst… >shudder<
If we’re bringing live action adaptions into the mix, I think we ALL know the the standout far-and-away absolute worst. Heck I probably don’t need to even say what it is it’s so clearly the worst. Well I’ll say it any way. Shyamalan’s ATILA.
Dolph Lundgren and the Sword of Power F.T.W!
I watched a lot of 80s turtles and loved it. But I don’t want to go back to being that person.
I think we all know what the turtles’ low point was.
Here’s a TL;DW. Apologies for the added NC.
I have become inured to a lot over theyears but I didn’t make it past splintersteen ….. >_<
WTF in all that is unholy did I just watch?
I love -LOVE- that the video includes the FBI copyright warning. XD
Hey, I thought they were pretty good in Borderlands 2.
who’s Jennika?
The second attempt to introduce a female ninja turtle into the franchise, so far has only appeared in the comics series to my knowledge.
That made me throw up a little in my mouth.
Including the name.
The first attempt was Venus De Milo in the Next Mutation, I know a little more about her since she was very poorly received and it is easy to find hate rants about her. But to be fair, the entirety of Next Mutation was a mess, so it’s not like the other turtles were any better in it.
How the fuck do you go form
Donatello
Michelangelo
Raphael
Leonardo
to fucking JENNIKA AND VENUS DE MILO, THOSE DON’T WORK. Venus De Milo isn’t even a fucking renaissance artist it’s a FUCKING STATUE
Jennika isn’t Splinter’s daughter so unlike the turtles, he did not name her. that’s how.
I think it’d be neat for a story to explore the turtles having a sister. There’s Renaissance artists who’d be good – like Sofonisba or Artemisia.
Artemisia would be my pick! I love her SO much! And she went through a lot, so to be honored with a TMNT that kicks butt would a very good honor. I also know she was be very good with detail, the turtle version, they could use that.
I vote for Artemesia (and her little baby brother Arcimboldo, who’s only role is to be there to be kidnapped, again)
I third Artemista
I like Artemisia too. Her nickname could be something like ‘Artie’ or ‘Missy’.
I mean, the name is very clunky, but I find the overall concept pretty cool. She was originally an important side character as a human and ninja but was turned into a turtle in order to save her life from what I understand.
^ Exactly this.
I know very little about Jennika, only that she is the second attempt at introducing a female turtle to the group.
They didn’t give this one reptilian boobs, so it’s off to a better start.
But what if Billie were a turtle?
You know, being dead and reincarnated and everything.
Reptilian boobs? (shudder) Something I will (i)-not-(/i) Google.
Since I’m a huge fan of all things TMNT (especially the flawed, but nostalgic 1987 cartoon and its brilliant voice cast *glares ninja daggers at Mr D*), I can tell you a bit more about Jennika (not as much as I’d like, because sadly, I haven’t gotten to read much of the IDW series).
Jennika was introduced as a human member of the Foot Clan who eventually became an ally to the Turtles. After getting critically injured in battle, Leonardo gave her a life-saving blood transfusion. She lived, but mutated into a turtle (Which sounds curiously like the origin of She-Hulk). Now sporting a yellow bandana and wielding both some wrist claws and a bow and arrow, Jennika has become athe fifth turtle.
She’s generally gotten a positive reception; she answers the question, “What if Venus DeMilo DIDN’T have terrible writers?” She was created by longtime fan and transwoman artist Sophie Campbell, who became the head writer on the IDW series. She had actually written and drawn a TMNT fancomic some years ago, featuring a “proto-Jennika” – another attempt at a fifth, girl turtle. I follow Sophie on Twitter, and so should you!
Oh, and fun factoid: There’s actually been another fifth, girl Turtle besides Jennika and Venus. In the Archie Comics TMNT series, franchise staple April O’Neil was briefly mutated into a Turtle for one issue (and wore a white bandana)!
Well, that’s my two cents. Later, Shellheads!
*Ninja vanish*
Huh. That was really interesting and informative, thank you! Given what you’ve read of the IDW series, would you recommend it for someone who isn’t traditionally interested in the Ninja Turtles?
Uh… dude – DUDE, when your head is retracted, we can still see your arms, legs and shell.
Well, joyce sorta asked *about* them….. Better just to forget that, maybe.
Joyce also explicitly decided not to ask her other questions because it was apparent Booster didn’t want her to. She’s halfway there twice; that’s sort of like being there.
Or maybe three quarters of the way there; halfway and then half again. But she’ll never quite get there, because she’s Zeno’s Joyce.
Joyce’s other questions were probably so she could explore the concept of someone being non-binary, not ‘getting to know you’ questions about Booster specifically. That lines up with their disdain for being a specimen for examination, but she still could’ve asked like Dorothy did.
We do need to learn more about Booster.
Way to stay on task, Dorothy! That’s why you’re my pick for president, or failing that, Deputy Director of the Pawnee Indiana Parks and Rec Department!
Por qué no los dos?
If it can be a viable career path for L. Knope it can for D. Keener.
I, uh, don’t know much about the Ninja Turtles.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines, Raphael is cool but rude, Michelangelo is a party dude.
There, that’s the important stuff.
They also give Shredder *no slack*.
Cowabunga, dude! Don’t forget that they all love pizza! It’s seems like it’s almost part of their DNA, dude. (and who could fault them if that was the case?)
Leonardo is Naruto, Donatello is Shino, Raphael is Sasuke, Michelangelo is Shikamaru.
I think?
And Slasher is Sheshomaru (sp?)
I thought he was a martial arts guy who got mutated into a rat somehow.
Nah, personalities don’t line up. Leo wasn’t as brash as Naruto, Donatello isn’t as quiet as Shino, Raphael really isn’t as emo as Sasuke and has less overall issues, and Mikey isn’t as clever and is more excitable than Shikamaru.
That’s the joke.
I know the names of the four main ones, and that they’re named after Renaissance artists. That’s about it.
Perfect timing narratively – now that everyone else is introduced (or, for long time fans, reintroduced) we will get to the introductory backstory of Booster.
Now that everyone has been introduced, Booster has done their job. We will not see them for the rest of the semester.
The best ninja turtle is Gamera. Open your eyes!
Gamera is really neat /
Gamera is filled with meat /
We all love you GA-MER-A!!!
*plays “Shellshock” on the hacked Muzak*
It’s never enough
If anything good came out of the 2014 movie it was Shell Shocked
Honestly I didn’t know anything about most people who lived in my dorm hall who weren’t my friends or roommates. Like I could recognize people who lived in the same building but that was it
But I was never personally introduced to any of my neighbors via welcoming committee so there’s that
You recognized people who lived in the same building?! I never even managed that!
I was very much an Amber in college, without all the superhero antics.
I worked nights, so I mostly didn’t see people unless they were up late cramming.
Same, except for friends and roommates I usually didn’t know much about the people who lived in my dorm hall.
In college the first time I lived at home and commuted. There were my teachers and random classmates, there was the science fiction crowd (including the dormys, four girls who shared a dorm room), the chess crowd, the math/occult crowd (from which I learned to intentionally hear voices that weren’t there, which is actually pretty cool except for the absence of an off switch). The science fiction crowd became lifelong friends and the rest dropped away.
Grad school was different. I was older and grad students in the Computer Science department were a much smaller universe. i had a tendency to work late into the night when the machines were clear and there was no one around but me and the asian students, so I probably got to know them best.
nah that’s about par
One reason among many why Dorothy is the best.
So many reasons.
Aaaaand Walky is again nervously peeking into the door, not wanting an encounter with an ex.
Poor little mouse boy is not having the time of his life 🙁
But he has felt this way before.
I swear it’s the truth.
…and in just those two panels, Dorothy earned Booster’s vote.
I can’t imagine Booster is enamored with many politicians.
Enamored with? I’m doing well if I can figure out which pol is the least terrible.
My standards have dropped to “isn’t actively promoting policies that are trying to get me killed”. There are many on the Republican side who are actively trying to kill me in one way or another.
Some of them seem to be actively trying to kill all of us.
Pretty much. I can deal with ‘passively trying to get me killed.’ Passively trying to get me killed, I can at least throw off-guard by saying frankly ‘your policy will kill me.’ The active ones don’t give enough of a shit and can immediately shrug it off as overreaction/fake news.
And that’s at best, since frankly it’s just the even vague pretending to save face. They aren’t doing it now.
I know what you’re saying Becky, but the correct answer is always Mikey.
Dorothy is Best Person!
That is in fact true.
As long as we aren’t considering Dina.
Most attractive as adorbs, or most attractive as Dang I’mma gonna befriend them?
Not fair bringing up Dina. How is anyone supposed to compete with that?
Booster: Mind you, from what Walky says, I’d rather run away from most of you.
Bye, Booster, you Poochie you.
The best ninja turtles are the ones in my headcanon where they’re all ladies or nonbinary or nonbinary ladies.
4:1 m:f is better than 4:0, but it still ain’t great.
Dorothy already has the politician mindset down pat. “Tell me about yourself” — and of course people will, because deep down, don’t we all want to talk about ourselves? It will also make you subconsciously favor the politician, since he/she was concerned (or at least seemed to be concerned) about you.
In the meantime, this also frees the politician from having to talk about THEMSELVES …. and they can also assess your response for the potential of its being able to be used for their benefit at some point in the future.
You have nailed it.
I’m hoping Dorothy doesn’t become one of the many politicians in this country who spout lots of empty platitudes but seem to support no actual policies.
“Already” is a bit much — this is a far, far better attempt than when she was trying to get Ruth’s job.
“Don’t we all want to talk about ourselves?” God no.
Probably because she’s not in a politician’s mindset right now. She’s just in a “hey, new friend” mindset.
Thank you, Dorothy! I hope this leads into getting to know more about Booster.
People forget easily Venus.
Also, Mikey is the best turtle. He won the Battle Nexus tournament.
Metalhead is ACTUALLY the best turtle. Also we are currently not mentioning characters with the name ‘Mike’, so Michelangelo is automatically disqualified.
You aren’t.
Becky is right.
Is Jennika IDW? I am wayyyy behind on that.
Raph’s always been my fave, but I get frustrated because 1990 TMNT was basically *too* good, and so people keep just rehashing that with Raph.
(IDW did not, and had Donatello and Leo be the two that bickered, which I appreciated a lot.)
Raph’s my favourite too.
Yeah Jennika is a human member of the Foot Clan who was mutated into a turtle.
Also can confirm that TMNT 1990 is, in fact, too good. It’s the best comic book movie ever.
The best turtle is clearly Silver Age Jimmy Olsen. I will entertain no debate on this.
Counterargument: Gamera is really neat.
Because Venus is the best turtle?
Nah, the best one is clearly Usagi Yojimbo.
A rabbit is a turtle?
….Stop trying to add female ninja turtles…in general stop adding ninja turtles….just like stop trying to make Raph the leader unles its his character arc to become the leader…
-About the female ninja turtles they have been in the past used to make the guy not blood brothers and to have weird romantic triangles, is not like we cant have bad ass female character in the franchise…heck we have had some cool aliens and mutants…
-The turtles should stay the only terrapiens around its part of what makes them special.
-Also if you want ramance plz leave april alone, things have slowly gotten weirdeder and creaper with her , not only people have been making Donnie into a simp (9 dont mind them making her a bad ass) but she was always the one platonic friend of the Turtles their absolute ally why are people taking from michel sexualising Bay?
-Also i know the new show gets better but why did they made Splinter an Asshole?, and i know the turtles slowly delve into the supernatural but why a deeply Scy-fy franchyse went whats usually season 4, 5 or 6 at season 1 its like if the original show did the Anime seasons first, or the 2006 show did the lost Season or Fast Forward First or if the 2013 show this the Post Apocaliptic Ralph epilogue where ralph uses casie Jones skull as a stick shift for his truck as an opening episode or if the live action movie trilogy began with the movie where they travel back in time and pretend to be Tengu and mess up with the dealings of a Spaniard weapons dealers during the Shogun times…..Or the fact that the Oficial ending of the 2003 show is a movie where the original cartoon and the 2003 turtles hop dimensions to stop an allien sheder from killing the original comic book Ninja turtles ….
God i love this franchise but while its weird to the max it climbs up to that weird.
-It has for such a rebooted show and comic, structurere and respect for the fans…power growth, chacter consistence…and mistakes we all hope they dont repeate and things we hope they dont forget…and while the new show had really good animation it had really urcsome mistakes just like the bay films…Mistakes like adding turtles were in the live action show , in some comics and fan productions.
If you read half my rant know that while Jurrasic is my favorite franchise the turtles are…family to me.
I’m wondering how much Booster is learning about Joyce just by looking at these two (who, by her own admission, are the two closest of her peers to her). I mean, panel 3 has a level of intimacy that’s all the cuter for the fact that neither Dorothy nor Joyce seem to have noticed it!
Meanwhile, someone has to talk to Becky about her territoriality about Joyce; it’s beginning to get a bit farcical!
Today, Booster learns about the downside of politeness in the modern era: Worrying about causing offence, too often people remain entirely silent. It shouldn’t happen but it has ended up happening anyway.
What do you mean, Joyce and Dorothy haven’t noticed it? Just, like, that their friendship is so comfortable that casual touching is no big deal? That is indeed pretty great, after all they’ve been through, to be unself-conscious about affection. Dorothy doesn’t seem to have a best friend from high school. I’m glad she found Joyce
Listen, Becky, you are sweet and all, but the Best Ninja turtle is Obviously Donatello. He is not only a Ninja, he is also an inventor and he invent all of the stuff And I want to be an inventor too, so of course he is the best Turtle. Also, he has the most powerful weapon in my Nintendo game, with the best reach.
Jennika?
*quick google*
(Yellow mask?, claws and katana as weapons?, former human turned mutant?)
omg, she is awesome!
No. Joyce asked back, if he knows he is wearing lady make-up.
She asked Walky, not Booster.
“and here is Becky again because I didn’t give her enough attention the first time”
That fits very well with your display picture.
My display picture usually fits really well or really badly. Rarely something inbetween.
It’s a lifestyle.
“Didn’t give her enough attention” is also a great way to summon Carla.
Another good way is to not mention Carla at all. Nature abhors a vacuum, so she’ll appear as a reminder.
Wait, so there’s no way to surely not summon Carla? Everything you do, don’t do, or stop doing, runs that risk?
Y’know, that checks out.
Just ask Sal
She’s like my cat that way.
Dorothy continues to be my favorite! Though Joyce has always given her a run for the money, and Booster has become a strong contender in only a half dozen or so comics. Yes, please, more of these three!
To be fair, all the introductions so far have been very brief.
It’s all there was space for in the word balloons.
this is why she’s a future politician
No, she’s asking about Booster whilst genuinely meaning it. Politicians generally can’t do that.
My deep dark secret I must keep hidden from everyone is that I like IDW TMNT more than IDW’s Transformers, even MTMTE, thought it helps that the current Transformers series is kind of a snoozefest.
It’s like the perfect expression of TMNT. Taking every idea they’ve ever had and cramming them all into one universe where you get to show how infinitely adaptable the turtles really are. One minute they’re Frank Millering it up fighting ninjas in the gritty streets of New York, the next they’re teleported into another dimension and enter a pro wrestling tournament. They can do pretty much any kind of story in any kind of tone and never skip a beat, and there’s genuine weight and consequence to the character’s actions in a way that’s never really been explored for the series, especially with how they’ve chosen to write Splinter’s character in probably his best incarnation yet.
I’ve REALLY fallen off the TMNT bandwagon. I watched the 1990’s series, read some of the older TMNT comics and watched some of the movies (including the Michael Bay movies that, if I’m being honest, I actually enjoyed), but I haven’t followed any of the subsequent animated series.
So… Who’s Jennika? Is that actually a new Turtle?
She’s a human member of the Foot who was mutated into a turtle.
IDW TMNT is, no joke, my favourite ongoing comic at the moment, though the reading order is hella messy thanks to constant miniseries overlapping with the ongoing. Fortunately they’ve put out omnibus editions in reading order that are dirt cheap on Comixology.
Years ago in another lifetime, I worked in the same town as TMNT creators Eastman & Laird while their characters were just on the cusp of taking off. I am way behind the times in knowing who today’s cast of players is, but those old B&W books are still a pissah to flip thru.
Spencer, please, I was already intrigued, you don’t need to sell me on checking them out.
https://www.comixology.com/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-The-IDW-Collection-Vol-1/digital-comic/396485?ref=c2VhcmNoL2luZGV4L2Rlc2t0b3Avc2xpZGVyTGlzdC90b3BSZXN1bHRzU2xpZGVy
It’s seriously the best.
See? Dorothy always have to be the Weird One!
Well, today I learned how really out of date my knowledge of Turtles lore is. More awesome stuff to read, I guess!
Dorothy Disapproves: -20
Joyce lost “Best Friend” status
Joyce gained “Good Friend” status
Becky senses Opportunity!
Engineer is best turtle.
(Just me and my sentry, slapping mutes on all the racists in chat. Online gaming’s a wasteland.)
Uncle Dane is a very good sentry main.
(Gunslinger combat Engie is my favorite subclass. Plopping down disposable mini sentries to distract and enrage is fun!)
Kinda hard to turtle with a mini though. Ninja, yes, turtle, no.
Get a second Engie to whack their level 3 while you scavenge metal and keep the teles and dispenser up. There you go, Engineer Ninja Turtle.
The best ninja turtle is the Great A’Tuin. He’s the best ninja because he’s the best at hiding. Who’d think to look underneath the world?
Can you really say he’s good at hiding when everyone knows he’s there?
Alt text: DoA Season 2 – We’re all Mike
Everybody is possessed by the ghost of Mike Warner. Booster and Dorothy are the only ones left to help Carla become Read Hall’s Prankster-in-Chief.
The best turtle is Tooter Turtle. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooter_Turtle
Though I vaguely remember my kids watching some cartoon about pizza eating turtles. That’s just silly. Turtles are known for their time traveling adventures.
Slow down. A few more years of this and Dorothy’s going to be the next Millennial saint (which I know is ironic, since she’s not a Christian).
wow, Willis has been reading the ninja turtles comics, bravo willis!
Oh, so Becky is one of THOSE fans…
In Joyce’s defence, the best move she could make as a person was not asking Booster about themselves, because all of her questions were bad. I’d give her a point or two for at least recognizing that.
The IDW comic is okay, but there’s no Jennika in the best TMNT show, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.