What?  The new Dina/Becky Slipshine story drops this week during Slipshine’s SPRING SALE?  What incredible, fortunate coincidence!  Who let this happen?!

“HOLD ON TO YER BUTTS,” the new 18-page NSFW story launches Saturday, March 26, and you can save a whole $15 bucks!  That’s like 3 to 4 boxes of cereal!  Definitely 3 if you want to also get milk.

ALSO: All ELEVEN previous Dumbing of Age Pornographiques are currently remastered — resized and reuploaded for optimum viewing pleasure.  Aka: large.  You could see Dorothy’s freckles from space.