Danny Wilcox

Hometown: Mishawaka, Indiana
Major: Computer Science
Roommate: Joe
Likes: Women, men, ukuleles, newsboy caps, Robo-Vac
First appearance: September 15, 2010

Danny is a trusting, idealist romantic, and that gets him into trouble. He just wants a girlfriend or boyfriend to dote on forever and follow wherever, is that so wrong? But stupid life is more complicated than that, it seems, and it keeps throwing curveballs at poor Danny.

Danny’s best friends with Joe, forever, and now they room together in college. His high school girlfriend, Dorothy, dumped him on the first day. He probably deserved it. He wasn’t even wearing the dumb hat yet at that point.