Hometown: Evansville, Indiana
Roommate: Mike Warner
Major: Telecommunications
Likes: Cartoons, fast food, doing jack-shit
First appearance: September 12, 2010

Walky doesn’t know why exactly he’s in college, except that his parents really want him there. He’d rather watch cartoons. Apparently you can’t major in that? “Telecommunictions” has “tele” in it, just like “television,” right? He likes watching television! So, hey, close enough.

Walky’s smart, but he’s terrible at applying himself. Let’s pray he doesn’t fall in love with some beautiful, studious over-achiever.