David “Walky” Walkerton

Hometown: Evansville, Indiana
Roommate: Mike, then Booster
Major: Telecommunications
Likes: Cartoons, fast food, super manly things, doing jack-shit
First appearance: September 12, 2010

Walky is his parents’ favorite child. He’s smart and he doesn’t get into trouble, but he could be a little more ambitious. He’s here at college because his parents want him to be, but mostly what he wants to do is watch television and goof off.  Lucky for him that good grades came easily to him (in high school). 

Walky doesn’t know why exactly he’s in college, except that his parents really want him there.  He’d rather watch cartoons. Apparently you can’t major in that? “Telecommunictions” has “tele” in it, just like “television,” right? He likes watching television! So, hey, close enough.