
Hometown: Evansville, Indiana
Major: Journalism
Roommate: Sal, then Lucy
Likes: Alcohol, high school, cheerleading, football players, alcohol, not Kit Fisto, alcohol
First appearance: September 12, 2010
Billie has very clear ideas of who she is. She was the cheerleading captain, the editor of the school newspaper, the prom queen, and an expert on all matters social. She’s not a weird gross nerd, she’s on top of her game, and she’s the best. She made out with her best friend like one time, and that barely counts. She likes alcohol a normal amount. She drunkenly crashed a car into a tree on the night of prom, but who doesn’t? That was probably fine!
In college, she’s still all those things! Okay, so the DUI meant she couldn’t be a cheerleader. And she’s writes for the school newspaper, sometimes. And if you don’t know who she is, she can mention that she used to be prom queen.
Well, at least she still has alcohol!

