Hometown: Mishawaka, Indiana
Major: Undeclared
Roommate: Danny
Likes: boobs, butts, vaginas, legs
First appearance: September 16, 2010
Joe is in college for one reason — he’s seen videos and so he’s pretty sure girls there are willing to get horizontal. He keeps a “to-do” list where he ranks the women he’s seen on a scale of 1 to 10, which is super-charming and will absolutely not blow up in his face. Look, the superficiality is for your benefit, ladies! If he keeps things light, you can’t possibly be hurt by what an ass he is!
Joe is best-friends-for-life and roommates with Danny, despite the two being fairly different.
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