Joyce: Becky! I'm back from life drawing!
Becky: Didja get to draw any tiddies today? Can I see?
Joyce: No, it was a man today.
Becky: Dang. Yer lucky y'get a treat either way.
Joyce: It's not really like that.
Joyce: But hey! Grab your coat! I'm gonna take you out DRINKY-STYLE! Just you and me!
Becky: Hot damn! I--
Becky: --I actually don't think that's really a GREAT IDEA, right now. Imagine if you were Dina, what the optics'd be fer that.
Joyce: Imagining I'm Dina... Imagining I'm Dina... I have feelings on how to pronounce Diplodocus.
Becky: Y'did it wrong.



101 thoughts on “Either way”
Ana Chronistic
Dipe-LOA-dock-YOUSE
Taffy
dee-APA-lo-COD-ee-ose
Dara
Be-NE-dict-cum-BER-batch
Giffem
ya beat me to it lol
Rose By Any Other Name
Sta-CEE-DeEN-Nings.
clif
These are very strange ways to pronounce Diply O’Docus.
snek
Su-per-CALI-frag-ill-I-stick
Ray Radlein
“chumley”
Needfuldoer
The guy from Pawn Stars?
Olofa
The walrus from Tennessee Tuxedo?
AndysDrawings
No, you see, it’s *spelt* “Chumley” but it’s *pronounced* “Throatwarbler-Mangrove”
Steamweed
Confound this English language and its severity!
Willoughby Chase
I see someone chose violence today
Theluxland
Much easier in french, for once you spell all the letters how it’s supposed to be. Di-plow-doh-cuss.
armepos
Ann Ah Chrome E-Stick
Makkabee
Throat-warbler-mangrove.
Dara
Strong disagree, Becky. She did it exactly right.
Leadsynth
It’s pronounced gif, not gif!
BethofDeath
Sorry, it’s actually pronounced in the Old English style, gif.
IntangibleMatter
Okay aside from Joyce’s accurate but useless model of Dina’s behaviour for this, I feel like panels 3 and 4 are deserving of 800,000,000 edits. The change in Becky’s expression is too priceless to leave it.
IntangibleMatter
Update: it has been done
Cholma
If she said it wrong, then why didn’t Dina appear to correct her? CHECKMATE, Becky!
Doctor_Who
Side effects of envisioning yourself as Dina may include eating your body weight in breakfast cereal.
Wack'd (Mod, Click Name for Rules)
my body weight or dina’s body weight? one of those seems like the better option
Jon
Well, Dina’s body weight is like three or four bowls, so…
Astariel
By the commutative property, this means that one bowl of cereal weighs approximately as much as one atrociraptor
QueenofSodor
there’s this idea that’s been rotating around in my head of Becky and Joyce getting drunk together, where as they muse about their lives and relationship, Joyce kisses Becky in a reversal of the Book 5 moment where Becky kisses Joyce all surprise-like, purely just to test see there’s still no spark there. for all Joyce knows, maybe the surrogate sister boundary she imposed on Becky was made out of anxiety and denial, so maybe she should test that boundary…? And then, whatever happens after that happens…
all i’m saying is this strip is ticking at least one box for me. go team ‘churchgirls drunken one-night-stand’!!!
jabbingQuirker
MORE YURI DRAMA! MORE YURI DRAMA
IntangibleMatter
Gagarin or lesbians?
OngoingConversation
What drama did Gagarin get up to?
(Aside from going to space. I assume that was pretty dramatic.)
Theodora
If it was Yuri Gagarin drama there’d be a lot more Russian execptionalism and who’s invited to the parties where everyone dresses up like greek gods and gets drunk off the wazoo this week?
Ray Radlein
Valentina Tereshkova autoslash
Fail Earnhardt
Hey, Joyce cheated once and everything seemingly worked out for her. I could see her rolling the dice again in the right circumstances.
Wack'd (Mod, Click Name for Rules)
they’re not related by blood, so it’s technically okay
clif
Which is the best kind of okay.
Amós Batista
As Joyce x Dorothy situation wasn’t fireable enough
SaffronComic
I’ve been rooting for Joyce to pity-cheat on Dorothy with Becky for a while. It makes juuuuust enough sense to be in character and it’d be VERY funny. I’m very much on team Sickos in basically all conceivable situations so I’m in favor.
(Of course, I also want a Becky/Mary ship where both were secretly trying to “convert” the other into being good/evil which makes no sense and will never happen but I think there’s actually good comedic chemistry there, which says something about my tastes I think)
GreyICE
Mary/Booster is the obvious sicko ship. She keeps trying to “deconvert” them back to their assigned gender, they keep gaslighting her about which that is. So she keeps inventing increasingly elaborate ways to find out, without of course doing anything sinful.
But truthfully they fell in love because of a shared passion for giving awful advice to people so they show up as a couple to Greek chorus.
SaffronComic
See, the thing there is that Booster isn’t an evangelical so there’s no common ground there and you can’t get any character development out of it. Plus I don’t think Booster could pretend to be interested in Mary for too long, they’re not really the elaborate prankster type. What makes Becky/Mary such a fun crackship is that they have enough shared experiences that they could actually bond a little, and Becky would be more forgiving of Mary’s Mary-ness than, say, Carla, and more invested in the idea of finding the good in her. Then when it inevitably failed and Becky realized Mary is irredeemable you could milk it for drama and maybe even have Mary do the Robotnik thing where she talks about how much happier she’d be if she’d stop being evil and just live a normal life with a woman she loved, before deciding to be evil anyway out of sheer commitment to being a hater. Get a strip teasing an actual redemption arc before yanking it (even though Mary can’t ever be redeemed simply because what’s the point of her if she’s not evil. I should probably write this fanfic at some point but I’m procrastinating on my *actual* toxic yuri comic enough as it is.
I Know Why The Mowed Lawn Screams
Re: The Robotnik-esq Heel Affirmation, I’m 1000% down for that, if only because there is something very directly funny about potentially subverting/lampshading the handful of failed attempts to make Mary a semi-sympathetic core character during Roomies-era Walkyverse that tickles me the say way Julia Gray does
AMagicalDuck
Wait you’re cooking with this. Now we just need to get Dorothy involved too somehow
QueenofSodor
i’ve also been pining for some sort of dorothy/becky fling for a while now so i would hope she’d get involved if joyce and becky hooked up!!! they need to make a poindexter sandwich out of her
Erzsi
oh man i want this so happen so bad now lol
Tequila Mockingbird
now that you’ve put the idea in my head, i kinda wanna see this now.
Thag Simmons
Now the question is if Joyce is pulling out a hypothetical example or if there’s a Dina rant that’s burned itself into her brain.
Dot
“I know just what my best friend who’s just emerged from a suicidal depressive spiral needs! Alcohol!”
StarryMoon
Depression and alcohol do seem to go well together
Rimwalker55
But alchohol and water is a true solution.
Stanistani
How miscible!
Bill Erak
She’s just using Ruth and Jennifer as an example!
Pocky
*sighs and taps sign that says “Dumbing of Age”*. We ain’t reading Smarting of Age here. Just be glad they haven’t made a sapphic suicide pact like our other disaster duo lol
Alongcameaspider
Does it make the joke funnier if I’m imagining she’s pronouncing Diplodocus wrong here?
Stormtide Leviathan
Has Joyce been showing Becky her titty drawings this whole time? Now that’s best friendship right there
Steamweed
Seems like a great idea for an entire Other Patreon compilation!
Dr T
Honestly, it’s kind of my own head canon now that all of the Slipshine strips were retroactively drawn by Joyce seeing how she is about as invested in everyone’s love lives as Amber is.
Cattleprod
However you, the reader, think it should be pronounced, Joyce is not doing that.
Astariel
It’s really good to see Joyce and Becky being friendly again, and it’s also good to see that Becky wants to repair her relationship with Dina. For awhile there, it was looking like she didn’t think she should even try.
RassilonTDavros
it’s pronounced like “hydraulic” and “velocity” smooshed together and i reject any and all evidence to the contrary
Taffy
Water bottle moving quickly
Pocky
Life drawing has this magical effect of making the subject of your work the least appealing thing to you; regardless of if they are conventionally attractive. At least for me; it was dealing with trying to draw something as difficult as the human form, that stopped it from being sexy lol
Barf Ninjason
Dina seems like the exact kind of person who’d look past “optics” (uh, no pun intended there) to the actual intent of an action, so I wouldnae worry.
redcaela
You heard the lady who probably can’t pronounce diplodocus either. It’s time to get fucked up on root beer floats!
Taffy
It’s pronounced “gif”
StClair
Why don’t you just roll a golden apple into the room while you’re at it?
you monsterZombieKyrik
I have strong feelings on this matter, but I shouldn’t start a fight in the comments about the pronunciation of a file format. Oh well, I’ll have that fight somewhere else.
Qube
dih-PLOD-ih-kuss
like a transformer
or a roman guy
Kimi
Sounds like the bbc thinks there are possibly 4 ways of saying it. “Dinosaur names are made up from Latin and Greek, so they’re not real old words,” Crispin Little, a palaeontology lecturer at Leeds University. “It’s up to you how you pronounce them.”
DIP-lo-DOH-cus: I think what they say people in the UK grow up knowing it as.
Dip-LOD-er-cus: some others, especially the scientific community say it that way (and I am personally weirded out by them throwing an e sound in).
“DIP-low DOCK-us”: according to the Natural History Museum, which says “this is because its name is the combination of the two Greek words – diplos (double) and dokos (beam), a reference to the formation of bones on the underside of its tail”. (Oddly this is what I thought before looking it up.)
“digh-PLOD-uh-kuhss” : the “digh” sounding like “high”
3oranges
Two Greek words, but since the second one has a short open vowel the traditional stress in the compound falls on the syllable before it.
eh, whatever
The Latin stress. Where the Greek stress goes is a much trickier question.
Thing 2
Grew up in the UK, thinking DIP lo DOH cus was a joke pronunciation…
ZombieKyrik
Becky, have you considered trying to talk to Dina 1 on 1, and being honest? If you still care about Dina, then you should tell her that. It’s not going to be fixed by on conversation, but it could be made worse by /not/ having a discussion.
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What are y’alls thought on this?
Rose By Any Other Name