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Feeling your feelings


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  1. Dumbing of Age Book 16 – Everything is About Threeways

    1. Joe will never live down that yearbook

      1. Joe is never living down the three way allegations

        1. 📝Guy who never had a three-way but somebody started a rumor about it in high school and now he can’t convince anyone it’s not true.

        2. that’s just Chelsea’s origin story in The Afterparty

        3. Some women come on to Joe later, asking about threesomes, but wanting to know about his earlier experiences. He says he hasn’t had any, so they change their minds. Poor Joe.

        4. Taffy: Fuck! That’s me!

    2. I’d be saying “I didn’t break up with Joyce. She broke up with me!”

      I don’t think Joe’s angling for a threeway. I think he’s (likely vainlly) hoping she’ll leave Dorothy and come back to him.

      1. I don’t believe he wants her to leave Dorothy. That’s what makes the situation interesting.

      2. That is not what Joe is angling for. That’s just contradicted by the text.

      3. Did she though?
        The way I read those pages she said she “had to” because she wants to be with Dorothy.
        To which he answered she doesnt neccessarily have to, because he would be okay with it.
        At which point the conversation broke off.

        I mean, I would consider this breaking up.
        But it doesnt appear to be a closed case for him – as this page seems to support.
        And since Joyce did not tell anybody of his offer, nor declined it? neither might she.

        1. It’s called “wishful thinking”. Joe is hanging onto the possibility that he still has a chance to be together with Joyce as her second lover. So a throuple, not necessarily a three-way.

        2. Angling is the right word. After all, a triangle has three angles!

        3. SartorialDragon

          i’m also worried about Joe. While the situation isn’t technically closed because Joyce and Joe didn’t really talk about whether Joe’s poly request was a thing they’d actually go for, i feel like they aren’t on the same page. For Joe, it’s not over until she says No to poly, for Joyce, it’s over until she says Yes to Poly. That’s an important difference. And i don’t think Joyce is ready for poly, and she’s way too busy exploring her gay identity to consider it at the moment, it seems. Despite *also* having feelings (romantic and sexual) for Joe, but they currently take second place to those for Dorothy.

  2. Danny, you know the chick Joyce is banging is Dorothy. Even if Joe was aiming for that (which is unlikely), you know Dorothy wouldn’t bang him in a million years.

    1. Eh I’ll give him a pass given he probably also thought he knew Dorothy wouldn’t ask him about bisexuals cheating like it was an inevitable outcome so why wouldn’t she reconsider sleeping with Joe

    2. Sal knows that. Do we know Danny knows that?

  3. LOL he really has changed aint he?

  4. Does he just keep that yearbook in his ass?

    1. Under his shirt in case a mugger tries to take his cool hat

      1. One day danny will be in a gunfight and realize the High School Yearbook stopped the bullet.

        1. The bullet fired into his ass, where he keeps the yearbook.

        2. “Lucky I always keep my senior yearbook close to my heart!”
          (BLAM)
          “Good thing I was carrying an extra thick ukelele! …I think I’ll go inside.”

    2. Under his hat.

      1. Next to the granola bar.

    3. This is the room where Danny and Joe live. Danny did not have to be carrying it, because this is the one place it would be if it was on the campus at all. It does not even have to be his own copy of the yearbook, it could be Joe’s.

      Where was he keeping it? Probably in a drawer, rather than in his drawers.

      1. Nah, he definitely had it in his butt. Your explanation doesn’t make sense.

  5. See folks, you don’t have to make up weird theories about this being Joe’s goal all along.

      1. Note how that comic does not mention Joe wanting a threeway at all

        1. Particularly, the theory yesterday was that Joe sent Dorothy Joyce’s way expecting that cheating would result, which would make them feel guilty enough to try polyamory with him.

          Which sure seems to be reaching pretty hard to make Joe look bad.

        2. “Reaching pretty hard to make Joe look bad” has been a common pastime around here, for quite a long time.

        3. But so has waving away all the ways that Joe really was bad.

    1. Yeah, I think the idea that Joe was hoping for cheating and guilt is silly.
      Joe was just straight up thinking “It would be hot if my girlfriend had a girlfriend”. And I really, really, hope he doesn’t wind up getting what he wants.

      1. He was thinking “Joyce seems to want this, and Joyce should have everything she wants, and me being a good boyfriend to her, means me doing anything and everything I can to make her comfortable, and get her anything that she wants.”

  6. Yeah, probably for the best that Joe gets disabused of this notion.

  7. Alright cool can we finally lay the “Joe and Joyce are definitely totally 100% broken up” arguments to rest now

    1. I still dont understand where that idea came from, its just not present in the text at all.

      Joyce promised a conversation that has yet to be followed up on, a promise that we were reminded off just a bit ago.

      Maybe that conversation ends with them officially broken up, maybe it ends with them agreeing to suggest it to Dorothy, we dont know yet

      1. It would be rhetorically useful for the people claiming it if it were true.

        1. We saw Joyce break up with him. The fact that he didn’t break up with her, and that there are further conversations to be had, changes that not at all.

        2. @Clif – We saw Joyce say she couldn’t date two people at a time because “I’m not a hussy!” Literally two panels later, in the same strip, “I… am a hussy.” That’s not breaking up, that’s coming to a realization.

    2. I figured, which if this means Willis’ “cheating arc” still isn’t over yet, I wonder if the one who is going to be “cheated on” this arc is actually going to be Dorothy (i.e. Joyce ends up continuing her relationship with Joe without Dorothy being aware of it, at least for a bit).

      1. Joyce loves the idea of love so much that she literally could not stop herself where Joe AND Dorothy are concerned is…

        …It kinda tracks?

        1. “It’s her, she is the problem?”

        2. Dorothy is the one who gets to decide if it’s a problem.

    3. Or at the least the idea that any breakup is a totally mutually understood agreement betwixt the two individuals.
      Which might create drama if Joe is assuming they’re still together and Joyce is assuming they’re broken up.

      1. I honestly don’t think Joyce has thought enough about Joe to think of anything, but she DID look hella awkward when Dorothy said they’d broken up with their boyfriends. Joyce, at least at that point, still regarded her Joe breakup as a question mark.

        1. This is why I am certain the relationship is more of an “It’s Complicated” than a “totally over.” Just from a storytelling perspective, why would Willis include that bit of Joyce being awkward WRT Joe being called her ex, if the narrative isn’t going to do something with that?
          +
          I’m excited for things to get messy!

    4. This all could’ve been resolved if Joyce actually HAD that conversation with Joe. But alas, we still have that science class to look forward to.

      1. Thing is, she needs to talk to Dorothy first.

        1. Victor Mortimer

          Exactly. Gotta get Dorothy on board with the threeway.

          Or at least on board with dating both of them.

          No point in having a conversation with Joe until then.

        2. No talk, only “bedtimes”.

    5. Well we know Joe doesn’t think they are broken up, contrary to what Joyce told him.

      1. You just see what you want to see, huh?

        1. A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest

      2. I see reality is more of a suggestion for you.

      3. So why’d Joyce get so weird when dotty said they’d both broken up with their boyfriends then?

      4. Joyce literally didn’t tell Joe at any point “I am breaking up with you.”

        What she said was “I have to come break up with you.” This expresses Joyce’s underlying assumptions about relationships and monogamy, that come from her fundamentalist background. Joe then corrects her assumption, and makes it clear to her that he is perfectly comfortable being her #2 relationship, and that it’s still her choice whether or not she chooses to break up with him. The interaction then immediately ends, as Joyce realizes that her being outed on the front page of the sunday paper represents a huge threat to her sister, and rushes to go deal with that issue, leaving the conversation deliberately unresolved.

        Joyce entered the conversation assuming she had no agency or choice over whether she was dumping Joe, because in her mind, monogamy is the default, and so for her to be a good person, she has to break it off with Joe, right now. Joe corrected her on this, because Joyce’s entire friend group is used to routinely helping her unpack her fundamentalist misconceptions and trauma. He then helps her realize that she does, in fact, have agency over this decision; but now, that means she has something to think about, in regards to whether or not she is going to break up with Joe, or not.

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/sundayedition/

        The relevant sequence of strips starts right there, and continues for like 4 more strips. It’s really not a complicated nor nuanced series of events. And, we know Joyce hasn’t actually made a decision regarding this, yet, because she said so, to Joe, directly, right before she tried to talk to Dina.

        So, Joe is not wrong to think that he isn’t “officially” broken up with, yet; but, he’s also smart enough to know, that he’s in an “it’s complicated” space, and that things are tenuous. Joyce also, clearly, does not think she is “officially” broken up with Joe, yet, which does mean she did Dorothy dirty by dumping her boy toy for her, despite not following through with actually leaving Joe, which Dorothy has clearly assumed, has already happened.

        1. C´mon, Walky is not a boy toy.
          He´s a toy boy!
          cue: *Why not both? Both is good!*-meme

        2. Can’t reply to the post directly but “toy boy” made me snort out loud

        3. /Throwatron
          Yeah, the thread depth is bad in this new script. It wasnt good before, but now its outright frustrating how many posts cannot be answered. Really slow, at least for me, too.
          Aside from the 10-min edit window I dont see any upisdes to the change.
          As for Walky – I couldnt resist – him throwing a toy at dotty as a courtship gift early on made the pun irresistible.

    6. Which I’m fairly certain means she’s cheating on Dorothy then, which makes sense considering her track record.

      1. How is she cheating on Dorothy? Since she and Joe supposedly didn’t break up, they haven’t fucked, or kissed, or gone on a date. They’ve barely even spoken, as people here have bongoed endlessly about. What has she done that qualifies as cheating?

        1. The thing people are mad about, in this case, is that she has deliberately deceived Dorothy as to her current relationship status with Joe; Dorothy fully thinks that Joyce and her are exclusive, but technically – and the people who are persnickety about this, are very much details-oriented folks when it comes to the morality of relationships – Joyce has still not separated from Joe, despite Joyce actually forcing the issue to break up Dorothy and Walky. Dorothy was probably still about to break up with him anyway, but lying to your partner about whether you’re currently single, is generally considered a dick move, in dating culture.

        2. I do think it’s kind of lousy of her to not tell Dorothy if she’s really considering the poly idea. Not cheating really, but false pretenses. Understandable, because how do you have that conversation when you’re not even sure yourself yet? But still lousy.
          And worse because she made sure Dorothy’d ditched Walky without know she was keeping her own options open.

        3. Joyce went to break up with Joe and he causer her brain to overload with the sweetest, most thoughtful present ever, and Joyce gave Joe a blowjob.

    7. They’re in a quantum superimposed state of broken up and not broken up at the same time.

      They’re definitely broken up in the “Joyce isn’t cheating on Joe” sense, which is how it sometimes gets brought up.

    8. All Joe says here is that he didn’t break up with Joyce, technically. And that’s true. She broke up with him.

      1. The text supports the opposite of what you just said to be true.

  8. I assume Danny just carries that around with him all the time just in case he needs to whip it out to score points over Joe or Dorothy.

    1. It’d already be weird if it was in a prominent enough place in their room that he could grab it in the space of a quick cut, might as well go all the way.

      1. For a college freshman? Naw, some folks in freshman year are still pretty stuck in high school (like Billifer) and I could see Danny as being one of ’em.

        1. It could just be that they’re literally in his and Joe’s room, and it’s just lying around. It could also just be lying around, specifically because Danny likes to do this bit.

    2. Stupid Danny, always trying to workshop his prop comedy!

    3. Naw he’s just really sentimental for that time in his life. He has a heart drawn around his and Joe’s yearbook photo.
      (The dorothy page is forever wrinkled from his tears)

    4. Like Odo kept that PADD on his desk, waiting for Worf to claim that nothing like this happened when he was on the Enterprise

  9. He had that yearbook to-hand. Within arm’s reach at the drop of a hat.

    1. How DARE you suggest Danny would drop his hat! That thing is half of his pride and joy!
      (The Hat is pride, the Uke is joy, obviously)

  10. Why does Danny think assume Joe broke up with Joyce when the other way around probably been the more common outcome to Joe’s relationships? Also, I’m sure Dorothy’s gonna find this real rich!

    1. Correct me if I’m wrong but I think that phrasing can also be used regardless of who initiated the break up, if it’s referring to a current state of being broken up

      1. I think it’s incorrect if it’s referring to being broken up with, but it is the sort of mistake that happens very naturally in the process of speaking and which is usually clear enough from context that it’s not worth correcting.

    2. I think he’s assuming Joe did the breaking up on account of being cheated on. As in, in his mind he assumed Joe went to confront Joyce and said “it’s over babe”.

    3. Joe’s never had a relationship serious enough for a break up before.
      You don’t break up after a hook up or a one-night stand.

    4. Danny can’t imagine a man not having the spine to break up with a person who cheated on them, lol. This isn’t Book One Danny, this is self-actualized Danny, who loves and believes in himself. He assumes Joe broke it off over the cheating, the same way that Joyce assumed she had to break it off with Joe over the cheating. Both assumed wrong, because both of their perspectives were wrong.

  11. Dan always has that to hand in case of emergencies.

  12. Don’t trust yearbook quotes.

    1. My yearbook quote was Kanye West lyrics.
      :T I mean I still like those lyrics but crimminy.

      1. i mean i get it, that was long back way before he became a hotep, is guilty pleasure for reals :/

        1. Kanye didn’t go hotep, he was just spewing white supremacist shit. Maybe there was a hotep phase there in the middle tho idk I don’t keep up with that man

        2. honestly, be glad that ya don’t 👀

    2. My school (wisely) didn’t do yearbook quotes at all.

      1. You should sue them.

        This is America. (Unless in your case it isn’t. )

  13. Everything IS about threeways. No two ways about it. Three-way intersections. Three way calls. An Insert third threeway example here. The world revolves around threeways.

    1. Third wheels go ’round and ’round

      1. Why is it called third wheeling anyhow?

        That’s just a trike and those things as insanely stable

        1. Polycule are stable tricycles. Third wheeling a couple is like a tike car and that shit is freaky

        2. Think less about bike wheels and more about cogwheels.
          Fit two cogwheels’ teeth together, and they can turn and function together. If you add a third wheel and fit its teeth into both of the previous two, none of them can turn and the contraption ceases to move.

          The analogy is a bit focused on monogamy, but funnily for this case, the device can work if the third wheel is connected to just one of the first two (it is no longer between an established coupling), as is exactly what Joe is going for.

  14. Joe’s right. Some things are about fourways! …if you happen to like adding beans or diced onions, that is. (You sick bastard.)
    ——
    Also, fuck the sliding timescale; 90s graphic design and color theory was peak babey. All this means is that their yearbook editor had good taste.

  15. do they really not know about the paper

    1. What do you think the paper reveals that they don’t already know?

      1. Theoretically I guess the photo on the front page reveals the cheating, but I think that requires details they don’t have and skilled deductive reasoning. Maybe Sal could figure it out with what she knows if she thought on it.

        1. It shows Joyce and Dorothy kissing, but Sal and Danny seem to be operating in the realm of “this was probably a mutual breakup once those two finally figured it out”

        2. Yeah, the entire vibe of this strip for me reads like Sal/Danny don’t know that cheating was involved, just some kind of breakup and bi awakening for Joyce. Largely, I imagine that a lot of folks (especially those who weren’t involved in the whole Jacob arc) would make the assumption that Joyce isn’t the type of person to cheat.

          Hell, Danny could pretty easily assume that Joyce got cold feet about having sex with Joe and that’s what ended it, given that he and Joe do kinda talk about sex/relationship issues sometimes.

        3. And even less that Dorothy would, despite that conversation between her and Danny.

    2. They’re Teenagers. They don’t read the paper. They’re too busy skeeting their tiktoks or onlyfansing their roblox.

      1. Honestly, nowadays I’d be less surprised to see a teenager reading a physical newspaper than I would an older adult.

        1. Any day now l expect to be asked what a newspaper is.

  16. everything is about threeways, except for threeways (which are about yearbooks)

  17. I should find my yearbooks and burn them.

    1. At least 2 Calvin & Hobbes strips come to mind for this scenario

      The Dad’s party naked strip, nov 10 1987
      And the “That ‘bimbo’ is your mother” strip of 9 nov 1987 <- granted this was a prom photo, not a yearbook

  18. “Rules for three, but not for me.”

  19. oh man Joe must be in a really bad way if he’s not excited by the possibility of a threeway

  20. So here we have confirmation from Joe that he’s still not yet broken up with Joyce, and meanwhile Joyce has spent most of the past few days in-universe acting like they’re broken up. It sure would be nice if Joyce would bother to actually communicate with Joe about this instead of repeatedly putting it off until later.

    Also I really hope Danny, Sal, and others in Joe’s friend group realize soon that he’s clearly not the same guy he was when they started college. He’s grown a lot as a person and no longer views women as just sex objects anymore.

    1. I don’t think the perception of Joe will change if there really does end up being a threesome. I think it will only crystallize sadly.

      1. Polycule! I mean polycule not threesome! Damn it they’veeven ot me doing it!

        1. I blame Danny, you’re good fam

    2. Joe knows, that Joice is with Dorothy and he is okay with it (at least he said so. maybe he is not, but as long as he doesn’t communicate that, it’s on him).

      The problem is, that Joe and Dorothy are on completely different pages. Dorothy broke up with Walky (or Joice did the breaking up for them…) and thinks, that Joe and Joice broke up as well. I see three possible reasonable outcomes (there are of course more outcomes possible, but in these characters get angry and behave unreasonable):
      – Dorothy is okay with Joice staying in the relationship with Joe. They then need to hash out if the relationship with Joe or Dorothy is more important or if they are equal.
      – Dorothy is not okay with that and Joice and Joe need to break up.
      – Joice is not interested in Joe anymore and decides to break up as her own decision. (I don’t think that is likely, because of hints in the comic indicating, that she is still interested in him, even after the kiss with Dorothy)

      Anyhow, I’m enjoying the show!

    3. She did communicate this with Joe. It’s not her problem if he’s in denial. Also, Joe says specifically that he didn’t break up with Joyce, technically. And that’s true, technically. She broke up with him.

      1. No, she wanted to break up. But then he blew her mind and they decided to talk about it later. So technically they are in an undefined “let’s see” state.

        The problem is, that Dorothy thinks, that they broke up. Joyce needs to discuss this with Dorothy asap. And then finish this talk with Joe.

    4. I think it’s as simple as “Joyce’s entire relationship paradigm was completely upended by the prospect that she could actually date, and love, and have sex with, more than one person,” because her entire prior understanding of reality had taught her that she fundamentally could not do that, because it was morally wrong.

      So, like, maybe it’s just taking her more than 12 hours to unpack her perspective on yet another truth she believed about her life, actually being a lie, and completely wrong? Especially since Joe is literally the person who upended her perspective, and he meant to do so, and he personally extended to her the time and grace to come to the conclusion as to what she wants to do?

      Joyce isn’t “acting like they’re broken up” to anybody but Dorothy. Every time she’s actually near Joe, she acknowledges that they have a conversation to have. Her putting off that conversation isn’t about her being a harpy who is gleefully cucking Joe for fun, her putting that off, is because she thought she knew what she had to do when she went to break up with him, and then she found out she was literally wrong, and thus found out that she had something complicated and difficult to think about.

      So, basically, God forbid a 19 year old not know how to navigate social situations, which they spent their whole life being instructed could never happen for any reason. And God forbid a 19 year old can’t decide exactly what they want, in an emotionally complicated situation, in under one day of real time.

    5. Eh. She actually got real weird and defensive when Dorothy claimed so.
      I thinks shes not as sure about this as you make it out to be. Yes, she acts like it, but there are hints that she knows things are currently still left unsaid.

  21. None of these idiots know how to be poly (not that Joyce or Joe even HAVE any intention to be poly) and it shows

    1. Your parenthetic statement is as yet unsupported by the facts. Poly isn’t always about three-ways either. (In fact, in all the years we’ve been together, none of us have been at all interested in a three-way. Jason and I are both too straight, and Hillary doesn’t like splitting her attention.)

    2. Joe straight-up proposed poly to Joyce, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.

      1. Just because he proposed it, doesn’t mean he’s actually well-versed in the mechanics of it. They are 19, after all.

  22. Panel 4 is peak unimpressed Sal face

  23. “It’s a polycule Dan!”
    “That just sounds like a three-way with extra steps!”

    …A three is still happening one day, with who and when os still anyone’s guess.

    1. I am sure that Danny knows what polyamory is

      1. Given that he wasn’t altogether clear about bisexuality until Dorothy pointed out that it might apply to him personally, I’m not so sure about that.

  24. Joyce and Dorothy sitting in a tree
    Joe makes T-H-R-E-E
    (If they’re cool with being poly.)

  25. Dan just happened to have a yearbook to hand?

  26. So Joe considers him and Joyce not being broken up, which means they may very well be in an open relationship. Not the worst thing if everyone involved is aware. Still, I’m curious how Joyce reacts to the prospect of Joe finding another partner of his own

    1. Feel like a more accurate description is that Joe is still in the denial and/or bargaining phase

    2. The thing is, that Dorothy doesn’t know this…

      Let me get the popcorn!

    3. I don’t think Joe thinks they’re in an open relationship, but in kind of a holding pattern. Not really together, but also not really broken up. Until that conversation happens.

      Or, I suppose, until a sufficiently long but unspecified time passes without it happening.

      1. This is actually pretty much exactly it, and it’s baffling to me that only one person out of dozens could come up with it.

  27. There are a few ways this can go, and the choice is Joe’s…

    (I think my favorite interpretation is that what he *meant* to say was “with Dorothy,” my second favorite interpretation is “I mean, I guess it would be fine if it was a dude but it didn’t really come up…” and my eurgh-Joe-do-better interpretation is “even though I’m not involved I think it’s hot.”)

    1. I agree to the multitude of possible outcomes, but I think the choice is Dorothys…
      Joe already said, that he would like to stay with Joice.

    2. I think that Joe made his intentions pretty clear, when he told Joyce “I want you to have what you want.” He’s so obsessed with Joyce as his own personal romantic endgame, that he wants to literally shape any and every aspect of his life and behavior around maximally supporting her.

      This is ironic on one level, because that basically makes him exactly like Danny at the start of this strip, where Dorothy was concerned. However, it also matches the ideal of romantic love and devotion, which Joyce was inundated with throughout her own up-bringing.

      So, when Joe “nudged Dorothy towards Joyce,” that was him having the prescience to see that Dorothy and Joyce clearly had feelings for one another, which went well beyond platonic. Since Joe’s primary focus is on being a perfectly supportive partner, he was willing to effectively risk romantically martyring himself to get Joyce what he thought she wanted, which in this case was a romantic and sexual relationship with Dorothy.

      He’d hoped that doing so wouldn’t leave him in the dust, but because he’s so all-in on Joyce, he felt obligated to set her up to get what he saw that she wanted, even if it had negative consequences for him, because his way of romantic love is to prioritize his partner’s needs above his own, and to be omni-thoughtful towards them, in hopes that they will reciprocate that behavior. But, even if they don’t, he is willing to take the scraps, or to take whatever that person will offer him, even if the offer is bad, or dismissive of his commitment.

      It’s been said before, but Joe’s old behavior was manifested by a fear of becoming his philandering father, who hurt his mother over and over, despite his mother never learning or holding him accountable in any way. But, the only way Joe knows how to love somebody, is to love them the way that his mother loves people, which unfortunately means that he will gladly set himself up to be ignored or dismissed, once he feels strongly enough about a particular person. Even to the point of genuine self-sabotage.

  28. Funniest Outcome: the threeway does eventually happen and Joe has to run damage control like “This was NOT my original plan”

    1. “Just because I was a pervert doesn’t mean that I wanted to have a threesome. Ok, I did look forward to the threesome, but not because I’m a pervert!”

  29. That last panel is probably the most succinct portrayal of any character’s arc in this entire comic.

    1. mx willis knows how to hit a home run, where poignant narrative throughlines are concerned

  30. To be fair, Joe, your coping mechanism was masturbating in front of your door while waiting for a pizza delivery.

  31. Sal’s face on fourth panel is hillarious.

  32. Let Joe Catch a Break 2026

  33. Be hilarious if Sal and Danny ever decide to explore his bisexuality with a threeway, and would also add to the callback on Sarah’s “not all relationship problems can be solved with polyamoury!”

  34. Book 15:
    “Not / Everything is about threeways!”

  35. Yaaayyyy people being weird and judgemental about wanting to do hinge poly in universe. Genuine actual joy about that. This is going to be a Topic and the most monogamous people we know (good people with the best intentions) are going to be the way lots of monogamous people are about it and I like this as a story choice.

    1. We will also see lots of that in the comments probably.

    2. I’m fully down for a poly relationship in universe, be that a V, Triad or something else. I just don’t think the first should be with the guy who got cheated on before the arrangemet was even made, who has explicit fears and worries regarding cheating.

      1. Technically, the first was Grace, Sierra and Mandy: https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/unraveling/
        But their relationship’s almost unseen in the comic, so I’m really just being pedantic rather than making a useful point.

      2. His “fears about cheating” are more like becoming a chronic filanderer like his father specifically.

        1. This is accurate; he only ever expressed concern that he would hurt somebody else by getting feelings and romance entangled with his libido. He’s never actually articulated any concern about getting cheated on

          …though personally, I think that deep down, somewhere, it does bother him, and he just makes blank cheque allowances for people he truly loves to mistreat him. Because he is exactly like his mother.

      3. I really think it definitely should be because that sounds juicy and messy and fun and i wanna watch it burn down. Not enough juice this storyline yet

    3. I don’t really think Sal or Danny are being weird or judgemental about hinge poly. They’re being reasonably judgemental about Joe. There’s a difference.

      1. Correction. They’re being *assholes* to Joe.

        He’s been moping obviously for two days, and they’re greeting his ‘I don’t want to break up’ with ‘GOD you sickening PERVERT, how could we have EVER thought for a second you had feelings like a REAL person, EW you DISGUST us’. That’s dick behavior, not reasonable judgement.

        1. This tracks though, because aside from Sarah this has basically been the norm for how he’s been treated post breakup. My pet theory is that, while this breakup won’t lead to him backsliding, the fact that nobody believes he’s changed aside from Sarah is going to be demoralizing as he realizes he has no one to actually rely on who isn’t also secretly judging him.

        2. I don’t think they’re being assholes at least not intentionally. They just don’t know the full story so it’s natural they’d fall back in what they kniw about Joe instead of what the truth is. Joe and Walky are kind of doing Joyce and Dorothy a big favor by not talking to their friend group about their cheating as that’s a huge factor that recontextualizes a lot. I’m thinking that information will eventually drop because other people like Sarah, Jennifer, and even Raidah do know cheating was involved. And I think Sal and Danny will likely be appropriately upset and apologetic to Joe when/if they do learn the full truth. Cause I think enough people are getting fed up with Joyce’s obnoxiousness especially that the status quo of Joyothy moving on with no real fallout from this is unsustainable. I’m talking about characters specifically not the comments.

        3. An uncomfortable fact about reality, and about changing, is that when you do change as a person, it will always take the people around you more time than you’d like to catch up, and change their internal perception of you. Danny doesn’t spend hours of the day thinking about Joe, or what goes on in his life, or who he is or is not trying to be. So, he’s got at least 6-7 years of experience with Old Joe stored in his brain, and like 3 months of New Joe, and New Joe has actually not been interacting with Danny all that much in that time, compared to how much they used to spend time together.

          It doesn’t make Danny an asshole, to not recognize that his friend has become a completely different person, to the person that Joe deliberately tried to broadcast being for the entire time he knew him. It makes him a human being, with object permanence, and tons of concrete evidence to support his understanding of his friends. Danny doesn’t get to read DoA, he doesn’t have all the details that we do, as the readership.

          This is just a friend having a normal, light interaction with another friend, which tracks to their history. Unfortunately, we as readers know how sad and untimely and unhelpful and out-of-place this interaction is, because we have an omniscient viewpoint on Joe’s life and Joe’s feelings. Danny doesn’t have that. He’s acting towards his friend, the way that Joe has generally preferred Danny act towards him, for just about the entire time they’ve known each other. Joe, like Walky, has always been a serial avoider of serious emotional discourse, and instead prefers to communicate through light-hearted sarcastic bits. Danny just hasn’t gotten the memo that he needs to update his perception of Joe, because to Danny, most of Joe’s character development has happened “off-screen” in Danny’s version of the narrative.

  36. I’m yukking my ass off over here

  37. This right here. This is Joe wanting really badly not to lose Joyce, but I think it’s pretty obvious he has.

    1. oh right turning off javascript breaks the reply functionality.

  38. i think some year books here had generic quotes or them just copying a popular music lyric but i’m surprised the yearbook staff wouldn’t have censored it (i remember taking a group opic with friends and we got scolded for making peace signs)

    1. Are peace signs controversial??

      1. not really but i guess they wanted to be safe than sorry
        (was way before the ‘ok’ hand sign was coopted to mean something weird lol) , aldtho ithink we did have a dress code about skirts needing to be as long/slightly longer than your middle finger at your sides but i think most pppl just endedu p ewaering jeans

        1. That’s wild

  39. (Unless I’m forgetting an earlier instance, this is incidentally my first time reading “threeway” used for this instead of “threesome”.)

  40. Hahaha… I like the new Joe.
    I don’t think he is aiming at a threeway. I’m pretty sure he rather would rather be part of a polycule, than not being with Joice at all.

    1. I don’t think he is either, but you can’t blame Sal or Danny. The evidence is on their side.

      1. The evidence? Joe obviously moping and pining for two solid days is evidence in their favor? How?

        1. I didn’t see him moping and pining. He is rather calmly awaiting the outcome of all of this.

        2. Sorry. Accidentally reported your comment.

        3. Danny has been friends with Joe since at least the start of high school, possibly longer. So, he has like 5-6 years of experience with one “version” of Joe, and maybe 2-3 months of experience with the “new version” of Joe.

          Danny does not have omniscient oversight of Joe’s life, or behavior, or emotional spectrum. Danny does not read DoA. So, it’s unsurprising that he still relates to his close personal friend based on their long history of interactions with one another, and who Joe professed himself to be for literally years – even if we, as readers, know that Joe has done a complete 180 on who he is, and how he relates to people.

        4. “Everything is about threeways.”

  41. So close to Buddhahood when his stegansauran hind brain snagged on a bush …
    Hompk!!!
    Aaaah!!

  42. Not everything is about a threesome, unless you can have a threesome, then have a threesome.

  43. I’m not really in the Joyce and Dorothy deserve consequences for cheating camp, but I’m starting to feel really bad for Joe here. It feels like he’s getting all the negatives for this arrangement, even Walky gets to kind of move on and try and rekindle something with Amber. Joe gets cheated on, postponed and ignored, and his friends don’t even have sympathy for him cause of his reputation. “He’s just angling for a threeway.” That doesn’t sit right with me.

    1. Yeah, I think the better answer is that Joe’s known Dorothy and Danny a long time and while Dorothy might not consider him a friend, that’s not the case the other way around. We saw how she reacted when he brought it up, but it really seemed he just didn’t like to see her hurting and was trying to get her to work through it in her head.

    2. OTOH, he put a lot of work into earning that reputation.

      And as far as worse off in general than Walky, Joe might not have actually been dumped. There’s a still a shot at the poly thing.

  44. dan. dan the other chick is DOROTHY. you know joe’s feelings on fucking dorothy, dan.

    1. Isn’t it indeed some kind of party foul to bang your best friend’s ex

  45. I think Joe has had a threesome in-universe but it was implied it was with another dude. That may have just been a joke.

  46. It’s been a pretty long six months. He’s changed!

    1. Let’s paint a picture here.

      Guys in high school who present themselves as players likely aren’t. I’m not saying Joe was a virgin, but he probably talked a good game and had less sex than he let on. There’s just less opportunities when you still live at home.

      When Joe got to college, that was probably the first chance he got to actually live that version of himself that he presented in high school. He went pretty nuts with it, made some pretty significant mistakes. The “Do list” among them.

      A high school kid who talks a good game and a college kid who actually tries to live it are two very different things, and Joe found out pretty quick it came with some real consequences.

      Then he had to unpack why he was doing it, and figure out what he really wanted. He may not actually know yet, but “not this” is at least something that feels pretty true to hi.

      1. Joe actually literally said in one of the older strips that he’s never actually had a threesome and word-for-word said that he just talked a good game. I think it was during the “Do list got hacked” arc actually, not sure which one.

      2. It’s possible and he definitely did exaggerate, the threesomes at least, but there’s also good evidence he was successful in college and little reason to think he wasn’t at least somewhat successful in high school.

        Also, it doesn’t really matter, since he was a creep however successful he was and that he didn’t actually have threesomes doesn’t mean he wasn’t trying.

  47. I do like that Danny represents the part of Joe he can’t just drop and walk away from. Every time Joyce or Dotty or Sarah look at him with new eyes there’s Danny going, “Hmmm, what kind of kinky sexual deviancy is this?” and makes him really understand how far he’s come and how slow the process is. And it’s not like Sal is going to back him up.

    1. It’s especially funny because, Joe’s behavior and attitude towards being with Joyce, is exactly the same as Danny’s behavior and attitude towards being with Dorothy were, back when this comic started. Joe has finally caught up to the level of relational dysfunction and self-respect that Danny was at, six months ago; Danny just hasn’t realized yet, that that’s what’s happening. He’s the perfect person to help Joe with these feelings…but he hasn’t clocked that Joe has grown into a person with whom he can actually speak on that level with, because he has only ever known Joe to avoid that sort of thing, at any cost.

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