I’m not even a lesbian and that gets me revved up! (I do love me some long, silky, black hair… unless it’s on a guy; then I’m all “Get a haircut, ya hippie!”)
What’s that? That’s just normal hetero attraction? Nah, can’t be!
I would prefer we give people grace where possible. Cholma may well have been referring to their own preferences, rather than something she’d tell somebody else.
IMO, it’s about 1/3 not wanting to be mean to her friend (which, good on her, sincerely) and 2/3 desperately clinging to the lie story she’s been taught to tell herself.
Exactly. Joyce desperately needs to believe that there is one, singular perfect love interest for her, and all of her attraction is directed at that person.
Which is why poly (messy or otherwise) is/was never an option, and she’s putting off that talk with Joe until she figures out how and/or finds the resolve to tell him that.
On the other hand, if she puts it off long enough, there’s a slim chance that she manages to examine and unpack her indoctrination and realize that’s not how her heart actually works.
Eh, Becky’s motivation for being upset and thus Dorothy and Joyce’s weird martyr complex over it was very selfish and silly from all angles. I’m glad that’s over quickly at least.
Pocky
yeah, while Joyce and Dorothy did a bad towards Joe and Walky, Becky’s hangups are things that she kinda needed to handle. Plus she has to make up, or at least break things off in a better way with Dina. That’s on her; and Dina didn’t deserve to feel like the second place trophy.
And really, one can also hope that Becky will stick the needle in for all of Joyce’s various malfeasance in starting up this thing with Dorothy. Lord knows that’s ALSO what best friends are for, to tell you when you have truly fucked something up and how to fix it (much like she’s doing with the friendship itself)
There are way too many jokes I can make here that the comments are gonna take seriously and then start making incredibly inappropriate psycho-analytics of my life over.
Alright, so, Becky’s mistake was that she picked the Childhood Friend class. You might think the romance is a shoe-in with all the bonuses to time spent with the object of your crush, but this is a rookie mistake. They never tell you about the invisible penalty of a -95% chance of smooching your crush. A devious decision by the game developers to make the ultra hard mode option look like the easy mode option.
148 thoughts on “Fifty degrees”
Astariel
Ha, that’s great! I’m really glad to see the two of them like this again.
Dara
Jesus, Becky, now I’m flustered too
NGPZ
you ain’t the only one 😳
Lysbeth
Damn, she’s an amazing lesbian love sleuth.
Reltzik
That imagery was very saliscious.
elebenty
It’s early, but take my upvote
Crotonhurst
Surely it’s just at least 5 more strips of Becky listing every other woman but DIna?
clif
Becky settles for the second best option and runs with it. Joyce fails to learn to be careful what she asks for.
StClair
she knows
Elf grrl
Oh, Becky hasn’t even begun to unleash her full potential
Tequila Mockingbird
something something, this isn’t even her final form.
Jo_cubstar
Oh Joyce would totally have the hots for Sal
Formedras
I’m sorry, WOULD?
You mean “absolutely does, possibly even more than Dorothy”.
Elf grrl
Okay but, whom among us doesn’t have the hots for Sal?
clif
Um, Walky???
…
Is this a trick question?
GreyICE
Billie… maybe… hmmm
I might want to rethink that.
Malaya! My final answer.
John Campbell
Billie absolutely has the hots for Sal. And I bet Malaya would hatefuck her, and then tell her she’s not that good in bed.
Dwampre Scorrigank
that’s not very diagnostic for Malaya
Jo_cubstar
True
RassilonTDavros
There’s no “would” about it.
Taffy
Wild of Joyce to directly ask “Can I touch your dick?” so early in the story.
Rose By Any Other Name
I mean, just look at the size of it. How could she not?
Sirksome
But what about Jennifer’s boobs?!
Taffy
Something something overplayed The Simpsons reference something something where are Billie’s boobs
Amós Batista
It will be a character for each strip
Dean
She’s saving that for the follow-up.
M!a
…I was totally thinkin it
Dave Van Domelen
Good to have a hobby.
Freezer
Love that Becky had her pegged the whole time.
Stormtide Leviathan
Joyce wasn’t exactly subtle
Kelli
Phrasing…
Dara
Are we still doing phrasing?
Arianod
Always.
clif
We are, but it’s just a phrase we’re going through.
John Campbell
Becky wishes
Grimey
The prophecy of Ruth continues to get hints dropped.
Cholma
I’m not even a lesbian and that gets me revved up! (I do love me some long, silky, black hair… unless it’s on a guy; then I’m all “Get a haircut, ya hippie!”)
What’s that? That’s just normal hetero attraction? Nah, can’t be!
Bajja
……..
SIDE EYE
deliverything
Please don’t take this the wrong way, but… demanding others conform to your own aesthetic preferences? Not a great look.
deliverything
…and that unintentional pun undermines my point, I guess.
Falcon
I would prefer we give people grace where possible. Cholma may well have been referring to their own preferences, rather than something she’d tell somebody else.
Bill Erak
SHE CAUGHT YOU IN 4K JOYCE!!!! IN 4K!!!!
darkoneko
Joyce what the hell ? Let her get her coat
Bill Erak
I think it’s meant to signal their familiarity with each other—Joyce knows Becky’s climate preferences
Agentomega
*sickos_yes.png*, but it’s Becky or Jocelyn (probably)
Agentomega
*Jocelyne
(Obligatory “made typo on Internet, now yamcha dead” joke)
StClair
IMO, it’s about 1/3 not wanting to be mean to her friend (which, good on her, sincerely) and 2/3 desperately clinging to the
liestory she’s been taught to tell herself.Needfuldoer
That sounds like Joyce’s M.O. alright.
Adept
Exactly. Joyce desperately needs to believe that there is one, singular perfect love interest for her, and all of her attraction is directed at that person.
StClair
Which is why poly (messy or otherwise) is/was never an option, and she’s putting off that talk with Joe until she figures out how and/or finds the resolve to tell him that.
On the other hand, if she puts it off long enough, there’s a slim chance that she manages to examine and unpack her indoctrination and realize that’s not how her heart actually works.
Elf grrl
Now THIS dynamic I can get behind! Glad Becky’s inner gremlin is alive and well.
Nono
You are (not?) the only exception
Buck Ripsnort
Now we just have to fix Becky/Dina
Heavensrun
I suspect that will work itself out now that Becky’s in a healthier headspace. She just needed time to process the new situation.
Dot
Oh thank Christ I was really worried we’d end up getting more of this martyr complex but it looks like Becky’s deflating it right quick
HueSatLight
I guess if we’re returning to the status quo anyways, better sooner than later.
Sirksome
Eh, Becky’s motivation for being upset and thus Dorothy and Joyce’s weird martyr complex over it was very selfish and silly from all angles. I’m glad that’s over quickly at least.
Pocky
yeah, while Joyce and Dorothy did a bad towards Joe and Walky, Becky’s hangups are things that she kinda needed to handle. Plus she has to make up, or at least break things off in a better way with Dina. That’s on her; and Dina didn’t deserve to feel like the second place trophy.
Big Z
And really, one can also hope that Becky will stick the needle in for all of Joyce’s various malfeasance in starting up this thing with Dorothy. Lord knows that’s ALSO what best friends are for, to tell you when you have truly fucked something up and how to fix it (much like she’s doing with the friendship itself)
Bryy
There are way too many jokes I can make here that the comments are gonna take seriously and then start making incredibly inappropriate psycho-analytics of my life over.
Taffy
What a typical ISFJ Capricorn assumption to make about others smh my head drink some rose quartz essential oils and relax
Bryy
I see what you did there and I tip my hat.
Throwatron
Umm???? don’t you think this post is VERY insensitive to people who don’t have the privilege of a hat?!?
Aquila
@Throwatron
No I don’t : just like it’s possible to play an air-guitar, anyone can tip an air-hat.
clif
Never tip an air-hat more than $5. though. It’ll just go to their head.
Kitschensyngk
The way this conversation is going, I don’t think Joyce even needs a coat.
Golden Yak
“I’m crossing my legs as I walk because I’ve always walked like this forever and no other reason!”
Taffy
“Ignore the magnificent and nigh-untamable erection!”
StClair
She always has coffee when she watches radar, everyone knows that!
Shogo
Alright, so, Becky’s mistake was that she picked the Childhood Friend class. You might think the romance is a shoe-in with all the bonuses to time spent with the object of your crush, but this is a rookie mistake. They never tell you about the invisible penalty of a -95% chance of smooching your crush. A devious decision by the game developers to make the ultra hard mode option look like the easy mode option.
Aquila