'it's not gay when it's in a threeway' 'IT IS WHEN IT'S ALL GIRLS!!!'
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Becky: ...Sal! When'd you get here?
Sal: Oh, y'know me, Ah just kinda MATERIALIZE at parties.
Sal: They handed me a beer at the door. Y'wannit?
Becky: Sure!
Alice: Becky, introduce me to your friend.
Becky: OH! Sal, this is ALICE.
Alice: HI, SAL.
Sal: Ah gotta boyfriend.
Alice: Not "I'm not into women," but "I have a boyfriend." INTERESTING.
Sal: On the unlikely occasion Ah end up both single AND somehow gay, y'gotta form a line behind HER.
Marcie: SHARE, I can.
Sal: Not translatin' that fer ya.

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Tags: alice, becky, marcie, sal

133 thoughts on “Materialize

  1. i doubt that really needs translating XD <3

    1. I mean if you look at those signs on LifePrint they’re not exactly intuitive to a beginner hearing signer. Some ASL is but def not all of it. Like I’d consider Ice Cream and Milk to be some pretty intuitive signs, but idk, *i* don’t find share and can (to be able) to be intuitive and I would solidly put myself in Beginner

      1. I think NGPZ just meant that the facial expression renders the signing redundant, not that the signs are intuitive to a non-ASL speaker.

    2. Maybe it does. I know “word” order is different between ASL and English (although I knew someone who signed SEE with her daughter), so is the Yoda-esque word order part of ASL or a Star Wars reference?

      1. That’s a pretty standard ASL grammar structure tbh. I /think/ you could also say I share can but the subject is technically Sal so that might confuse things? I’m intermediate ASL so my knowledge is questionable haha

    3. That look on her face. Alice ***knows*** what was signed.

    4. I kinda feel like it might. It could very well have meant “She’s mine, I tell you! MINE!”

  2. “she takes up the, like, first ten billion spots in line ahead a’ all y’all”

  3. Oh god, everyone who shows up mysteriously is coming at once.

    …looks like Becky won’t be able to avoid Dina after all

    1. Dina is already there. She’s just behind the door.

      1. Too obvious. Dina is there, but she’s not behind the door. No one will see her until she strikes.

        1. ……..Clever girl…….

  4. What’s the maximum occupancy of this karaoke room?

    1. Gonna say at least a dozen people, it looks decently large.

    2. Tenor something

      (Get it)?

      1. You’re having alto-gether too much fun.

        1. What do you bass that on?

        2. That’s a mezzo-mezzo comment.

        3. I think they can have A capella more people inthere

      2. We bari tone it down.

    3. Maybe 6 or 7… I will let myself out

  5. The line starts with Marcie and goes around the block.

    1. Yep, after Marcie, Joyce and Becky, then probably Billie, and who knows how many people after those.

  6. Damn, people just keep showing up here! You’d think this room would be beginning to get uncomfortably crowded. Good to see Sal and Marcie, though.

  7. c’mon Sal, Marcie deserves to get to be a horny sapphic like everyone else here :p

    1. If the room gets warm enough, people will peel off layers!

  8. Ok so, I’d like to say it’d be funny for her to turn out gay (Danny cracks) before ending up single, but then we wouldn’t have the long teased Danny/Ethan thing which is bound to end in disaster but HAS to happen or we riot.
    ­
    HOWEVER, it can still happen if she realizes Danny is a good Egg and it sort of throws her off and the relationship breaks or maybe just sort of becomes awkward, and before she makes up her mind that she does, indeed, like girls, Danny and Ethan end up having a thing which she destroys by kicking open Danny’s closet doors (They opened outwards).
    ­
    Then, of course, Walky also cracks and the whole thing with Amber breaks apart and Sal and Amber/AG deal with a lot of their tension in bed. heheheheeheh
    ­
    (I’m a fanfic writer. Can you tell.)

    1. Sometimes I think Digitan is an extreme exaggeration and then fanfic writers prove me wrong.

      1. what’s a digitan

        1. Agnes Digital, a pink horsegirl who really wants the other horsegirls to make out in front of her and writes doujinshi about it

        2. Ah, yes, that would be very much like me, very based.

        3. Yes she is in fact the best character in the game. She started racing to watch her horse girls in action up close. She’s a late surger so she can see them all in front of her. She runs both turf and dirt (freak shit in the horse world) so she can equally appreciate the runners on both. She might be a horse but she is also the GOAT
          (Shes my oshi can you tell? *Someone* needs to show her the same appreciation she gives everyone else)

    2. Danny gives up on the ukulele and the cap, magic lost, relationship over.

  9. I really do see how Alice & Billie ended up as friends — they show it differently but they’re both VERY into The Drama

  10. Maybe I should just start a list of characters I WOULDN’T ship Alice with. Apparently it would be shorter.

    1. Characters I wouldn’t ship Alice with, Part I:

      1. Druggo McStabbed, aka Ryan
      2. Druggo McNot-Stabbed-Yet-But-My-Fingers-Are-Crossed, aka Chester
      3. The various evil parents
      4. Mike, but more because he’s dead than anything else
      5. Riley, for reasons that should be obvious; ditto Howard and Faz
      6. Ninja Rick.

      1. Almost started with “Mike, pragmatically speaking.” But they did attend high school together. There could be blue panels.

        1. billie, walky, asher, and alice attended a different high school from amber, ethan, and mike. amber and ethan were only in the convenience store that night as a layover from a trip.

      2. Hey there’s still a chance for Ghost Mike to be available. Unless Willis has already ruled out anything SciFi/Fantasy

        1. There’s always Amber’s Head Mike.

    2. Yeah, Alice is the prettiest girl in the cast. But not the sexiest. That would have to be…. But you already know that.

      1. Truly, none can compare to Carla.

        1. Oh, bull. It has to be Amazi Girl.

  11. Just realizing the parallels between Becky and Marcie until just now. I’m slow. Also I never thought about these two ever meeting for some reason.

    Side note, I thought only Amber/Amazing-Girl was versed in stealth.

    1. That is actually very insightful. However, I do think many of the characters are very stealthy – namely Dina, Charlie, and Joyce. Then again, I am unsure if that quantum tunneling thing they seem to have going on counts as being stealthy.

      1. It does not. The thing about quantum tunneling is you go from A to B without ever being in between.

        …if you’re a single elementary particle. The more you are, the harder it gets, I think exponentially.

      2. How did I forget about Dina and Charlie!? Great infiltrators in their own right, but together there is nowhere they can’t gain access to.

    2. Sal is pretty, cool, and can sing, so of course she’s a Toreador.
      Which means she gets access to Auspex (other worldly senses to notice a party), Presence (to get free beer), and Celerity (she just ran in faster than the human eye could see).
      As for Marcie, she’s silent and a security guard (at least she was before), and that reads Banu Haqim for me, which also gives her Celerity as well as Obfuscate.
      (If you can’t tell, I recently started playing VtM 5e).

      1. Serendipitously, I was actually thinking about what Dumbing of Age characters would be what VTM clan this afternoon. I find it hard to pin many of them down, to be honest. However, I do think Billie has to be a Malk. She drives Ruth and her hallmates crazy (even when she doesn’t want to), is basically invisable to other people (that she really wants to be seen by), apparently has pratically useful, but utterly untrue, beliefs about her classmates, and possesses supernatural levels of self-delusion.
        I guess, Dina’s a Tremere? She’s supernerd with, from what I can tell, maybe has a tiny bit of a dominant-streak when it comes to Becky fun-times(?). However, Tremere can’t teleport or become suddenly terrifyingly strong like she can… Hold on is Dina a freakin’ Lambrosa? She can seemingly teleport and go unnoticed (oblivion), can pose a threat to a man four times her bodyweight (potence), has the afore mentioned thing with Becky (dominate), and has a highly cynical releationship with religion but none the less is willing to overlook or engange with it when it is of benifit to her. I guess Becky is right to be upset, Dina really is a Keeper.

        1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          Amber/Amazi-Girl is Brujah. Warrior for a cause, fast and strong.
          Ruth and Raidah are Venture, but not that good at it.

        2. @TrueSurvivor
          Well, depending on your Predator type, you gain a dot in a specific Discipline that may or may not be one your clan has access to, so I think we need to go with personality as much as powers when deciding if there’s a toss up.
          @SBBB I was thinking Brujah for AG, but I feel each alter should have their own clan and that Amber would be more Nosferatu; she has Potence for strength, Obfuscate for wanting to avoid people, and Nos have been stereotyped as spending a lot of time online (usually to hack and spy, but still). She also thinks she has a garbage personality which is like being ugly, but on the inside.
          Raidah is definitely Ventrue.
          But I’m thinking Ruth might be something else. She definitely has Potence and, if we assume that’s a clan Discipline for her, that would make her Brujah, Nosferatu, or Lasombra, and I’m actually leaning towards the last one.
          Because, aside from having access to Potence, they also have Dominate.
          And the kicker for me is the Paradox wiki says “ Ruthlessness is a sought-after trait in progeny, making their reputation as betraying interlopers well deserved.”
          Her nickname is Ruthless and both Jennifer and Rachel treat her like she betrayed them (still don’t know what Rachel’s deal is).

        3. So Mary is just Second Inquistion, right? Or is she Sabbat?
          Are we doing Mike, or just assuming he is playing Wraith: The Oblivion now?

        4. Mary is definitely Second Inquisition.
          I don’t know anything about Wraith the Oblivion, but I assume it’s ghosts, so probably.

      2. Sal absolutely seems like a Brujah to me. Not pretentious enough to be a Toreador.

        1. It’d be more interesting if Sal WANTED to be a Brujah but was actually turned by something else, and more fitting to her current character arc and growth.

    3. And now I’m thinking about Becky and Marcie kissing. Nothing more romantic than both being in love with your childhood friends that don’t feel the same way

    4. Sal, according to Walky (IIRC), is “basically batman.”

    5. Only Amber/Amazi-Girl was versed in stealth?? Do you not recognize Dina’s worldscale mastery?

    6. Sal’s introduction involved her vanishing silently after class and Walky telling Joyce, “here’s the cliff’s notes on my sister: she’s basically Batman.”

  12. People keep showing up.
    If Walky and Amber don’t, I have to assume it’s only because of Ambers injury…and her aversion to social interactions.

  13. I think Malayla is higher up in that queue than either of them would ever like to admit.

    1. *Malaya

    2. sal might still be too ‘fakey’ for her lol

    3. Marcie does have a type. And her imagining a Mal/Sal sexing would probably shut her mind off for the day.

  14. gonna be at least one hookup at least

  15. Sal is here! NOW this is a motherfucking party!

    1. Is it a motherfucking party? Is it a party where mothers are gonna be fucked?

      1. Hopefully they’ve got enough nickels.

      2. Mothers have needs too.

    2. *Sal and Malaya studying in their room (NOTE: they are NOT studying TOGETHER)*

      *Sal starts to sparkle and glow*

      Malaya (noticing): What the-

      Sal: Crap, there must be a party somewhere, ah’m bein’ summoned! Don’t let-

      *Sal disappears in a flash of light*

      Malaya: *blinks* God, she is SUCH a drama queen… *back to her studies*

  16. joyce’s plan to get becky drunk may have been achived after all, thanks sal!

    1. I dunno, is one complementary beer enough to get Becky drunk? It’s not like she’s a Walkerton.

  17. What I’m getting from these past few strips is that no matter what, a girl will be taking Alice home tonight. ASMA GET UP!

    1. The only lady as thirsty as Alice, at this point, is Daisy. But does Daisy have the sense to actually, you know, go out and socialise in orser to meet datable people.

  18. So you’re saying there’s a chance?

  19. NEW SHIP UNLOCKED! At this point, we’re gonna end up with an entire sapphic solar system orbiting Alice and I am here for it.

  20. So Sal has HiME (HIgh Advanced Materializing Equipment)? Can she see the red star? Does she have that funny birthmark somewhere?

  21. I can’t post a zoomed-in screenshot of Alice’s face looking at Marcie’s hands, just look at it.

  22. SecUnit (formerly Cimorene)

    Yoooo I am here for polyamorous Marcie!

    1. Marcie’s been canonically poly since the old universe. She was one of the Squad 48 girls, along with Mandy, Grace, Tootsie (Sierra), and Guns (not appearing in this comic). The whole squad was a big polycule. Joe was involved at one point.

  23. the return of the Marcie :3 face

  24. Is Sal somehow the token straight at this party?

    1. What about Jennifer?

      1. Noone is buying that for a second

    2. Pretty sure Jacob’s straight. I think Lucy is too but I’m not as certain.

      1. Word of God:: No one’s straight but Roz.

        (Waiting for the “Lucy discovers that she is actually the bisexual her” arc.)

        1. Important context for the more literal-minded reader:
          .
          Willis was reacting to people whining about how Joyce was “supposed to be” straight at the time that they said that, and proclaimed: “all my characters are queer. There, now you can’t get mad the next time,” or something like that.
          .
          They later walked it back very slightly to Roz being the lone ally.

        2. Lucy’s arc will be fun, but Mary’s arc will be poetic. This is taking place in the wrong era for her to be Mary Cheney, but how fun would that be?

    3. Jacob and Lucy are also there.

  25. Is this the first time Sal and Marcie have like, fully acknowledged the romantic tension between them? I can’t remember if Marcie had already admitted about the crush at some earlier point, and “If I was gay I’d be with you in a heartbeat” feels like a really big admission from Sal of all people.

    1. Yeah Sal knows Marcie had a crush on her for the longest time and maybe still does
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/fair/
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/idontknow/
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/type/

      Sal saying “if I were gay I would reciprocate” is new and interesting

      1. I don’t think she’s saying, “If I was gay I’d reciprocate”. I think she’s saying, “If I were single and gay, there would be a line of people wanting to date/hook up with me, and Marcie has planned herself at the front of that line.”

      2. There are _multiple_ aspects to that talk that Sal does not like.
        (i mean, she can’t argue with ’em…but she doesn’t like ’em)

      3. It’s cute that the answer to “When?” is the same answer Joyce had to Dorothy.

  26. Today on the continuing adventures of Every Sapphic Wants to Bang Sal. Gosh I love how shameless Alice is.

    1. If she’s gonna ride out her feeling for Jennifer it’ll be on some girl’s face.

      1. Asma hopes it’ll be hers

    2. Every Sapphic except Asma

  27. aww Marcie has dibs, that’s nice :)

  28. I appreciate Sal leaving the room open, and also Marcie’s magnanimous heart.

  29. so to be clear… Marcie is down for some Alice smooches. ~<3

  30. Extremely good running joke is a party happening and Sal finding her way there via teleportation. I didn’t even notice it until the most recent reread where she did the same trick in the dorm party where Lucy rebounded with Jacob.

    1. I love the little circumstantial superpowers several characters have

  31. Lesbian Yoda speak is something I never thought I would hear in my head reading thst line lol

    1. ASL grammar often uses a construction that places the verb at the end of the sentence. Willis is likely having Marcie use proper ASL.

      1. Oh, I’m aware, but the voice came to my mind in my “just before bed” brain lol

  32. Alice is assessing her options, and I love that for her.

  33. Marcie is exactly what the recent strips have lacked.

  34. This is genuinely my favorite dumbing of age strip to date

  35. The alt text is genuinely hilarious.

  36. Have we ever seen modern Marcie without her glasses?

    1. There’s one bonus strip where she has her goggles off for a panel, but her eyes are closed because she’s smooching Malaya.

    2. There are some pin-ups from the ‘other’ Patreon where Marcie’s goggles are fully or partly off, her eyes are like a grey version of Joyce’s.

      1. So no reveal where she’s got a David Bowie situation from the attack. She wears those all the time purely for aura.

  37. Kinda nice seeing Marcie get to hang out with the extended gang, I don’t think she don’t really get to hang out outside Sal’s personal friend group normally

  38. I am dying imagining Asma missing her shot with Alice. We’re not even getting her reaction faces to that thirsty, THIRSTY girl looking for anyone to take home tonight.

    Also, with word of Willis that everyone is queer, I’m now firmly in the camp that Danny’s an egg, and Sal is going to learn some new things about herself.

  39. This all has a very dreamlike quality to it…

  40. ON THE UNLIKELY OCCASION AH END UP BOTH SINGLE AND SOMEHOW GAY, YGOTTA FORM A LINE BEHIND HER.

    All righty then we got the title for the next book!

    1. Her self esteem is on point. Also accurate.

  41. I hope Sarah and Tony show up, with Beef tagging along for something to do. A while later MacArthur Park comes up on the karaoke machine and nobody knows who picked it. Beef takes the mic and sings it perfectly in a Puddles Pity Party baritone. The song ends, he puts the mic down, and sits back on the couch with a grunt. The rest of the room is speechless.
    .
    This event is never questioned or followed up on, it just is.

  42. I imagine Alice’s wide eyed look is due to not knowing sign language, and just sering a sudden lesbian demonstrating vigorous hand technique ^_^

    1. Marcie’s facial expression is carrying enough communication weight to help out with Alice’s needs.

  43. Lookin’ forward to the Slipshine Otherworlds DoA “The Unlikely Occasion” series!

  44. New favorite Sal moment unlocked.

  45. So am I inferring correctly that Alice was saying “Hi, Sal” with extreme overt flirtatiousness? Because otherwise I don’t know that Sal would have jumped there so fast.

    1. I suspect there was some spice on that “introduce me to your friend”, and general body language / eyeing. But yes, certainly you infer correctly that it is more than simply the text read neutrally

  46. I love Marcie’s yodaism.

  47. I’m looking forward to Asma’s reaction. She’s never seen Alice and Sal in the same place at the same time, right?

  48. Alice and Sal, next to each other? Can Asma handle all that hot, leather, biker girl, rizz?

  49. Marcie you are a treasure

  50. marcie understands the soul of the yuri shipper. love her <3

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