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Joyce: So, uh. You said WING-PERSONNESS is the NUMBER ONE quality anyone can have?
Joe: Yeah, the MOST IMPORTANT thing you can do is facilitate the HANKY-PANKY.
Joyce: Then you are HISTORY'S GREATEST HERO. ...slash SEX MONSTER.
Joe: Hot.




133 thoughts on “Number one quality”
Doctor_Who
Nice to see these two both talking and smiling.
Dan (no hat; different guy)
Talking and smiling …. on the Dumping Stairs.
Jerna
Dumping of Age
Newlland(Henryvolt)
Only smiling on the outside.
clif
The correct line was not “Hot.”
It was “And yet here you are …”
NGPZ
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SomeCocksCantBeUnsucked.GIF
Freezer
“Some?”
ByronOrpheus
The concept bears further exploration, but not here and definitely not using my work computer.
shanunu
I guess this is Joyce saying its over. Hoprfully Joe has had enough processing time 😞
IntangibleMatter
God why am I actually getting teary at this. It’s so sweet and sad at the same time. It’s like a kind of capstone on their relationship even if it isn’t formalized as “over” yet even though it is. It’s just a nice moment between them.
…dammit yeah the Estrogen is definitely changing my emotions. Jocelyne wasn’t lying
Morleuca
The weirdest things set it off. Kleenex commercials, a news story about the crowd at a hockey game in the US singing the Canadian national anthem, a kitten rolling over so his belly can be rubbed, a friend discussing getting hit on by the cute notary public at her divorce paper signing, talking about the emotional effects of E, a video clip about cave painters holding their children on their shoulders so the kids can paint the ceiling
ValdVin
“A friend discussing getting hit on by the cute notary public at her divorce paper signing” is the kind of thing I expect to have already been made into a movie or novel. I can see it working.
AConcernedHusband
My wife once cried because the kittens IN MY DREAM that I was telling her about were “too small”. She could not see the kittens. They were just. I told her their size and she teared up.
HereComesHoneyBadger
As a cis man these things have been hitting me since I turned 30 or so
Clockwork
It’s funny – as a man I respond with teary-eyedness to a lot of those things too. Definitely not in the same way as you, but some of the same vibes. It can be sad or happy or happy-sad or any mix of other emotions… just need to acknowledge they’re inside me and tell myself it’s okay to show them, externally or with other people or whatever the case may be.
I think we’ve all got those inside us. For me it’s not necessarily hormones, we’re both just human beings and it’s okay to feel the way you feel no matter what you look or feel like.
Dot
Is it time? Is the can all the way down the road at last?
Dot
Mx. David M. Willis give me messy poly out of this whole debacle and you will be reborn as a lotus flower
EpochFlame
seconding
Grimey
I dunno if you’re getting messy poly, fam.
Best I can do is angsty pining and ingenue yuri.
*slaps roof of Willis’s strip*
This baby can fit so much yuri.
doinkertag
dot you’re a shining light in this comment section
clif
In the velvet darkness
Of the blackest night
Burning bright
There’s a guiding star
Wack'd
no matter what
or
who you aaaaaAAAAAAARE
clif
There’s a light
Jon
Over in the Dumbing of Age
There’s a liiiiiiiiiight
Burning in the comments page
Thing 2
And THAT was what I was doing in the Southern States in 1979… (That and discovering MeatLoaf)
Dot
yippee
Insanenoodlyguy
As lousy an execution as it is at least Joyce is killing it.
Pocky
Dot you just jinxed it! Now we gotta wait another year for this plot to unravel.
Needfuldoer
It really is Joever. :(
Big Z
Man, I really wanted more than a snapshot of this to happen on-camera, even if this was probably the way it was going to go.
Astariel
Aw, I like this.
DiDi
Are we allowed to post images in the comments?
I have one I’d really like to use right now.
NGPZ
pretty sure, given I and Yoto do it as hyperlinks all the time :)
Li
You can LINK to images but you can’t post them directly, the img HTML tag doesn’t work.
RassilonTDavros
Preemptively wishing Wack’d well this evening, hoping things don’t get too crazy.
anyway i like this one, it’s cute
Wack'd
i appreciate the well-wishes!
Nubetrasnochada
Aaagh! Right on the dumping stairs 🫠
v
Joe’s expression is so bittersweet here… feels like he’s starting to accept that things are over between him and Joyce, but also a little bit of character regression? He’s falling back on his old horny persona to cover over his sadness and make Joyce think everything’s fine. It’s sweet that he doesn’t want to make his feelings her problem, but I do wonder if this is the beginning of a trend towards leaning back into (rebound) sex as the only thing he cares about. I hope not, for his sake.
Switchchris
I think that’s a lot to assume from the little we are given here, and its kinda assuming the worst.
redcaela
Check the eyes. Still looks the part of sad and wet softboy, rather than high octane horndog.
Hatman
sad and wet horndog
Envy
With him knowing how many hang-ups Joyce has about sex because of the religious upbringing, I do think a part of him is genuinely happy for her, even if this is extremely bittersweet for him.
redcaela
Part of him does seem genuinely pleased that he was able to make Joyce happy, even if it meant letting her go. You don’t see him regretting giving Dorothy comfort and the nudge she needed to be honest and live unrepressed, either. He’s not wrong to claim credit for both of those things and not regard the whole thing as an unmitigated tragedy. He’s been a really good friend to both of them in this, even when they’ve failed to reciprocate.
Gunslinger
It’s a funny mixed bag. It’s guised under the horny bro persona, but deep down he values true friends that support each other. Joyce recognising him as a fantastic wingman (and a pervert) is a real gesture of friendship. Not that “friends after a breakup” friendship. Things might be over, but they have each others’ backs. Joe’s getting teary-eyed because she genuinely wants him to be in her life, however tangentially.
Yumi
Here’s the referenced strip:
https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/wingpersonness/
Ty34er
Thank you!
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Thanks!
Holly
Thank you!
I was kind of hoping the strip would also have a reference for her calling him a “sex monster”, because that seems like a really negative connotation to me and made me wonder if it was a reference to The List. That would be from more like a decade (sob) ago than a year ago, though.
Astariel
Here’s the sex monster strip. It’s from before they were dating, but Joe seems to like it!
https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/indomitable/
steamweed
“It was at that moment that Joe shipped Joyce with the sex partner of her choice. If not him, then someone else as deserving or more so.”
ADLegend21
wow a year (our time) and she was so into him.
Throwatron
Wow. He really gave her exactly what she wanted, just not how she expected him to.
audkitten
I want them to stay friends. I want that more than anything
Skunksia
So no poly? ;w;
Jon
If you can’t be friends with your poly partners, who can you be friends with?
Bill Erak
OH NO, THE DUMPING STAIRS!!! RUN JOE, RUN!
NGPZ
one simply cannot escape the Dumping Stairs :(
Jess
I think they’d have to be running up the down dumping elevator for that to be the case…
Jess
I think they’d have to be running up the down dumping ESCALATOR for that to be the case.That being said, there’s definitely no running in the elevator either.
Icalasari
Not with THAT attitude, there isn’t!
EpochFlame
guess it really is over. good end(?)
NGPZ
dunno, we can only assume they hit all the right flags somewhere offscreen
thejeff
If so, offscreen was definitely a choice for that promised talk
Newlland(Henryvolt)
There’s your talk…so we good?
thejeff
What am I missing? How is this the talk that Joyce had promised him? Twice now.
I would expect that talk to at least mention his poly offer.
Pocky
So yeah; this can only go well!
clif
Maybe.
Don’t trust the Dumping Stairs.
StarryMoon
This really is not how I imagined their talk to go
Foxtastic
Oof, but a good oof. Cathartic oof?
I was definitely expecting some drama with Joyce not dumping him, and trying to make the poly thing work. I’m glad that’s not what’s happening. The way things have gone down so far was not the right foundation for making a poly relationship work.
Maybe they could circle back! But I don’t think Dorothy will be into that, so we’ll see.
Zaxares
Ehhh… I wouldn’t say it’s cathartic, but at least we have closure. I still feel that Joyce did not do right by Joe, but it seems that Joe is ready and willing to forgive Joyce and let her be happy with Dorothy, so if he’s bowing out gracefully, that is his choice and we must respect that.
anonymsly