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103 thoughts on “Pick a lane

  1. Glad things are starting so well.

    1. honestly i’m surprised she picked up a bowling ball aso pposed to sitting and waiting for alice to show up (id k if she was invited versus billie who might take her)

      1. Asma is very into bowling. They are there on her suggestion. You can also see her reading books on the subject. So of course she picks up a bowling ball.

        1. A bowling ball can also be a weapon in emergencies.

  2. aw GAWD ya can smell the secondhand embarrassment just WAFTING offa deez whitebread morons XD (-_-)

  3. I take some measure of amusement in how Asma continues to mirror my own attitude towards these two

    1. Methinks they’re about to get an Asma attack! xD

      (Last panel, Asma looks almost wryly amused at how tonally oblivious Joycy and Dots are)

    2. I’m looking forward to seeing further enjoyable Asma attitude if and when it’s discovered that they didn’t bother inviting ANY hot girls in leather jackets to join them.

      1. They were probably too busy macking on each other to remember to invite any hote girls in leather jackets. xD Should be fun.

        1. Judging only by what was on-camera, they were actually too busy involving themselves into Becky and Dina’s relationship and then cuddling in jammies at 3pm.

  4. There’s no way that them having invited the wrong person will make things worse. There’s no way, things will be fine.

    1. Now, that one’s actually on Asma. She requested the friend with the gloves and leather jacket. No mention of any other traits.

      That describes Sal basically perfectly with the limited info provided, and she’s much more of a friend to Dorothy and Joyce than Alice is, who they barely know. Why WOULDN’T they assume it was Sal?

      1. Wait she *didn’t* mean Sal?!

        1. The description sounded like Sal, but we saw Asma thirsting over Alice previously.

        2. Wait … they do know Alice … what if they actually invited Alice?

      2. The specific phrasing — from https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/nexttime/ — was “…What about your one friend? Little taller than you, with the hair? Wears a leather jacket and boots?” Yes, almost certainly referring to Alice — especially considering https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/help-3/ — but Sal is more likely to spring to mind, especially considering the use of the words “friend” and “hair” (and we know Joyce has very much noticed Sal’s leather jacket).

        1. And her hair. She, in a not at all gay way, wanted to brush it.

    2. Did they invite anyone else?

      1. Good question. I wonder when and if Asma will ask.

  5. Good. Now unhinge your jaw and swallow them whole for their insolence.

  6. I still don’t get the Dorothy is a cop energy. She’s like the most anti-cop white girl we’ve ever seen.

    1. She’s got Movie / TV Show cop energy.
      Santiago from Brooklyn 99, Juliet from Psych, and Judy Hopps from Zootopia are exactly the kind of cop Dorothy would be.
      Sadly, real cops tend not to measure up to that standard. Be a better world if they did.

      1. Judy Hopps is openly corrupt and immediately made an arrangement with a crime boss. She also regularly goes off the rails in ways that wildly endanger nearby civilians.

    2. This is sarcasm, right?

      1. oh my gods she really is judy hopps isn’t she

        i mean, in terms of cop energies

        judy hopps. dang.

        1. Yeah, this might be the most perfect analog for Dorothy out there. Someone with talent should do a fanart mashup.

    3. Her life’s ambition for most of the strip’s run was to be President of the United States of America

    4. Yeah, it’s not cop energy. Tony has cop energy. Dorothy has Democratic establishment politician energy.

      1. in other words a distinction without a difference (-_-)

        1. Misguided as it is, cops still have spines. Democratic politicians on the other hand…

    5. Dorothy has big “Student Council President” vibes, which are in fact cop vibes.

      1. Problem is she probably couldn’t get herself elected student council president in the first place, if her attempt to get RA assistant and her high school social life is accurate…

    6. State Attorney General energy

  7. Dumbing of Age Book 16: Chronically Tonally Inappropriate

  8. Honestly, Asma looks like half-amused in panel six. It’s just like, “wow, you really are just always like this. Wow.”

  9. dont’ say that so happily, Joyce

    1. Autism isn’t always just cute and quirky. Lack of tone control is a significant issue in many of our lives.

      1. Direct correction is in fact how a lot of us learn things. Their comment was fine.

  10. Why did Asma agree to hang out with these two morons again?

    1. she wanna hook up with Alice LOL, and thought she’d be meeting up with these dorks

    2. She is humoring them because she thinks they will provide her with access to Alice.

      1. Now I gotta start my Asma/Sal fanfic. Most important part of it: the name.
        Asmal? Sasma? Assal?

        1. “AL”

      2. Remind me, do Joyce and/or Dorothy actually know Alice? Like well enough to hook Asma up with her? Because otherwise this just seems like a thinly veiled attempt to get in her good books.

        1. Joyce has talked to Alice to make an impassioned case for Billie’s worth. They’ve also met once after that when Billie and Alice rekindled their friendship. It’s where Alice learned Joyce had sex with Dorothy but not in the way you’d think, although that hardly matters now. There is a sort of acquaintance relationship established with Joyce. Does Joyce have her contact information or know it was Alice specifically that Asma wants to hang with? Has she even remembered about asking Alice or anyone to join the bowling date for Asma? We don’t know, but I’d be surprised if she did because Joyce has been much more focused on other things these last several hours since she last interacted with Asma.

        2. Joyce does have contact info for Alice, because she cyberstalked her as part of the “get Billie laid her friend back” plan.

        3. It’s not veiled, that was their openly stated intent.
          And it’s hardly their fault that Asma assumed both that they knew her and that they’d immediately thing of her from her vague description.

  11. I’m finding Asma relatable in this one. I’m not a Muslim, but I relate to Asma’s expressions and reactions to Dorothy and Joyce in this strip. They definitely have a lot to learn about many things.

  12. The intensity of Asma’s withering stare in panel two could probably make plants wilt with a single glance. The sheer “plz stop” energy is palpable all the way here from past the fourth wall. Honestly impressive.

    1. *panel 3

      1. lane 5

        1. She’ll glare wherever she wants to glare! She’s a loose canon!

  13. …I find myself imagining a cop trying to hook up by wearing a tshirt that says “fuck the police”, and I can’t decide whether or not he would be more or less successful

      1. Thank you for linking this

      2. well I meant more in an ironic self-referential “kiss the cook” type way but this works too

  14. So is it HOW Joyce says things more than what, specifically, she says? Very frequently I’ve seen people hating her for reasons I don’t understand.

    I do understand SOME of the reasons, mind you.

    1. Both. It reads as Joyce, in a chipper tone, trying to lessen the irritation and badness of cops going through your stuff. “Hey, how are you?” “Well, I just got diagnosed with a terrible sickness.” “I was sick last year too~!”

      1. Perhaps, but I also see it along the energy lines of “the doctor originally thought it was cancer but then it turned out to be not so serious” for Joyce personally, especially since they had been worried about the Amazi-girl stuff being found. Not that Asma would know the background on that.

      2. Turns out, in real life, autistic people often relate to others by sharing their own experiences that seem similar in some way. And, also common in real life, is people not understanding it as an attempt to relate, and instead taking it as rude/one-upsmanship/inappropriate behavior, when it’s actually meant as a form of empathizing.

      3. You’re hitting on a common complaint about autistic folks here. There’s a difference in communication style (and the onus should not be on autistic folks to adapt/change/understand the other style without any effort to be met halfway)

        Neurotypical = Shares something about them
        Autistic = Oh – are we sharing about ourselves? – I am going to show I empathise by sharing how I relate.
        Neurotypical = I was talking about ME, how dare you then talk about YOU.
        Autistic person = ??? I did what you did, how is it okay for you to do that but bad for me to do it, I was only sympathising with you kindly wtf…

        But I guess yeah, pair that with Joyce’s chipper smile and she starts coming over like Faz does (just less pervy – though only just, lately), it is going to give maximimum miscommunication and misunderstanding.

        1. Yeah. I read this as “Oh! I ALSO experienced that! Right of the bat we have something in common we can talk about. I was afraid this was going to be super awkward, but we’re off to a great start.”

        2. Honestly, it seems like the police raid would be the most obvious and biggest topic of conversation for everyone in the dorm. For days if not weeks.
          Maybe it’s more the casual “how was your day?” when the answer should have been obvious?

        3. Yeah, it’s the giant smile (and presumably a chipper chirping peppy voice to go with it) that makes the tone inappropriate.
          ___
          Armed-to-the-teeth cops going through your stuff: invasion of safety, privacy, etc.
          ___
          Helplessness, due to having neither control over your living space, nor recourse when it’s violated this way.
          ___
          We’ve seen Dina’s reaction of feeling literally unsafe in her home afterwards. Definitely not fun or happy; serious business.
          ___
          Giant smile may accidentally communicate: Lol what fun! Potentially-traumatizing stuff! Teehee! 😃 😀

  15. I don’t know if it was supposed to come off like that, but I think I see Asma cracking a smile in that last panel.

    1. Not sure about the smile, but the weird thing is that Joyce is making friends with her and Dorothy isn’t.

    2. I’m also curious about this possibility. Sometimes a person can seem incredibly off-putting because it feels like they’re acting in a certain way out of some deliberate, but not outwardly obvious, motivation; but, then you just get enough individual data points from interacting with them, and it softens that concern. You go from “man, this person is acting super weird every time I see them…why is that?” to “…oh, no, they literally are always acting like this. They’re just like that.” And the second thing, doesn’t come with any concern attached.

  16. When you put random party members together to find secret dialogue options

    1. How funny that I read this while the Spousal Unit™ is playing Veilguard.

  17. “Asma, would you like to join our dynamic, and tell me I’m tonally inappropriate whenever I’m tonally inappropriate?”
    “No, you’re still not getting me into a threesome.”

  18. Dorothy you have friends. You have female friends. You made them the normal introvert way, hanging out with your classmates and absorbing the circles of your more outgoing friend. You’re not super close to most of them but that’s fine and if it’s not this is not how you solve that. This is really not a problem you have. Your completely normal level of charisma was in fact only ever a problem because you wanted to be politically electable. This is not better. Frustrated griping at the TV energy

  19. I love when Dorothys rattled and tries to Cool Through It. It’s never worked. I don’t think she’s ever going to stop trying.

    Also I’m a little with Joyce. I know HOW to perform the right tone but sometimes its so easy to just kinda keep gliding on Chipper. People LIKE chipper up until they do Not.

    1. And Joyce DOES NOT know how to perform the right tone.

  20. Can someone explain what is so wrong with the statement Joyce made here? It did happen to her too. (I’m not American, so maybe I’m missing some cultural context. But why isn’t the ‘yeah we are both victims of an illegal search’ a bonding experience?)

  21. All my cheerness of yesterday is gone: time to suffer from crippling cringeness

    1. Bingo. XD Dorothy, what you said in panel 2 is not some admirable display of righteous resistance. It just makes you that entitled asshole on planes or in cinemas sitting in somebody else’s seat and refusing to move.

    2. noooooooooooooooo but bowling

      BOOOOWLING!!!! D:

  22. “You cannot play both, pick a lane, pick a lane”

  23. Wait Asma didn’t even know what lane they were playing, how’s she already have a bowling ball? She entered the scene already holding one. Did she bring it from home?

    1. Not unusual if she’s into bowling — I had my own bowling ball and shoes in college, back when I was going a couple times a month.

      1. I had my own second hand bowling ball back when I was going a couple of times per year.

        I wonder whatever happened to it.

        1. Oh yeah, secondhand balls are super cheap and if you find the right one or have the finger holes redrilled it’s night and day in terms of your overall bowling experience compared to finding a lane ball that works for you.

    2. It’s her magic bowling ball that gives her superpowers. It has her father’s skull in it.

      1. The mystery men! I know them from tomska video on movies that used all stars!

    3. All the alleys I’ve been to have racks of bowling balls outside the actual lanes. So you pick up your shoes, grab a ball (if you don’t have your own), then walk past the seating and tables to get to your lane.

      (I know concessions are in there, somewhere, as well. But I’ve always just been there to bowl. Because concession stand food costs money, and I usually just had enough to play.)

  24. I love joyce but i gotta admit, i love it when characters in-universe find her annoying lol

    1. It’s interesting to me how much of Joyce’s characterization got refocused in Dumbing of Age. Like the basic load-bearing elements are the same, but between the end of It’s Walky! and the start of this comic Willis realized “Oh hell, the annoying fundie girl I made a main character turns out to be basically me, and I used her to work through getting over my hangups, and now I know a lot more of the contours of my neurodivergence, and my queerness, and this is gonna be a thing.” So I think the social friction she gets now is drawn from Willis’ personal experience, and I kinda just want to hug them?

  25. Dorothy worries about having cop energy, but Joyce has undercover cop energy, which is arguably worse.

  26. Let us keep this clear: Asma is into Alice, not Sal. It has been shown so in the
    comic. Some people are not keeping up. I forget whether it was Raidah or Malaya
    who broke Dorothy’s presidential ambitions by pointing out that Presidents have
    to do nasty things.

    1. Raidah, that’s what she was thanking Raidah for in the last scene they had together besides getting their teachers out.

    2. We know that, but Joyce and Dorothy don’t, because Asma gave them a description rather than a name, and the description fits Sal better than it does Alice.

  27. Let us keep this clear: Asma is into Alice, not Sal. It has been shown so in the
    comic. Some people are not keeping up. I forget whether it was Raidah or Malaya
    who broke Dorothy’s presidential ambitions by pointing out that Presidents have
    to do nasty things. I in my power as the Eldest most senile here order you to
    return to the beginning of the strip and read again.. Make notes if you find
    the deluge of childish behavior confusing. ;/)

  28. Oh huh, there’s been some pruning.

  29. I love this vibe between Asma and Joyce. Asma’s exasperation here feels bemused, almost affectionate. She’s a great foil for Joyce.

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