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  1. sleep walking… and sleep CLIMBING too?

    this is bad…

    1. If Spider-Man has taught me anything it’s that when that happens you get a cool black costume and spent the night fighting crime.

      I’m not sure Spider-Man has taught me anything.

    2. wonder, did that actually happen? ifeel liek sarah would’ve noticed/commented unless she was deep asleep

    3. Just gonna throw this out there – I actually HAVE DONE sleepwalking since the age of 4 – and genuinely did go on a sleepclimbing expedition at about the age of 5 or 6 in my own bedroom. And climbing up is a lot harder than climbing down, I imagine, especially with how young/little I was. xD

      1. i sleep-rode a bycycle into a stop sign once, and then to top myself, i sleep-sorted mail at the post office and and then sleep-stowed the mail in the topcase of my motorcycle, and then sleep-crashed my motorcycle a mile away. I frequently sleep-stock the shelves at my grocery store. occasionally a co-worker will notice me standing in the middle of the wrong aisle trying to put yogurt on the pasta shelf and but it’s rare. narcolepsy type 2 is a sneaky bongo. anyway, point is people don’t notice a heck of a lot most of the time.

    4. Considering who her dorm shares a half bath with, there’s a very real chance she was entering Amber and Dina’s room and riding the dinosaur (plush not Dina) while thinking it was a horse.

      1. It’s hard to imagine she could do that without waking Dina.

        1. What would Dina say about that, though? She’s often just… quiet.

  2. Not everything has to be a gay competition, Joyce!

    We can all be EQUALLY gay.

    1. Speak for yourself, I’m gonna win

      1. How does one win at gayness? Why are you leading me to a trophy case? Oh wow, that is indeed aaaaall the dick. No no, mines already in there. You just forgot.

      2. Kinda surprised Taffy wasn’t the one who answered with that.

        1. Why me? I’m like the least competitive person here.

        2. Dunno. Just seems a Taffy thing.

  3. Is there a specific comic Joyce is referencing here? I don’t remember it off the top of my head ^^;

    1. This-a one right here.
       
      credit to HueSatRef for linking this on yesterday’s strip

      1. Helps if you start reading a few pages before that.
        https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/stateoftheunion/

        1. Thanks for linking to that.

  4. See I’d be more “that’s potentially concerning” and not “aw how gay” but I concede that the strip needs a punchline

    1. I’d totally believe Joyce has a skewed sense for what counts as a worrying level of anxiety, too.

    2. I mean given recent revelations about being queer, she’d probably thought over those dreams in the last couple days and gone “damn those were really gay dreams to have”. I mean Sarah even said as much. So I can see why her immediate thought process upon learning that those were real and not dreams would be something like “oh I guess that *wasn’t* particularly gay of me since it wasn’t my subconscious. Wait but it was very gay of dotty though”, since the relation of those “dreams” to being gay is probably on her mind.

    3. unconsciously gay sounds like a great band name

  5. There are no winners here, only losers.
    .
    (Adorable losers.)

    1. I’d say “this feels like it runs the risk of unhealthy codependency” but my favorite ship is Billie/Ruth so I’m hardly one to talk

      1. This being Unhealthy codependency is the most interesting thing that’s happened with these two

        1. That other Sierra

          Unhealthy Codependency is the name of my Fleetwood Mac cover band.

        2. Oh yeah by far

        3. Glad you’re finding something to enjoy! I’ve loved them the whole time.

      2. Fictional codependency is extremely okay with me! Feature not bug. :)

      3. AH! another billie/ruth truther.
        There’s dozens of us!

  6. …yeah, this did just get slightly weirder.

  7. It’d be fucking hilarious if she’d done that when she was sleeping with Joe, too.

    1. Joe: “Sure I thought it was surprising, but I didn’t feel it was my place to say.”

      1. This explains why Dorothy was little-spoon to Joyce, because she became used to the big-spoon being occupied.

    2. “…Yeah, this is ACTUALLY why I had to point out you were into Joyce. After the eighth time I had to sneak you back to your room without waking anyone up, it was really starting to get old.”

    3. I am currently thinking she might have done it while in bed with Walky — not necessarily the full sleep-walking, but at least talking in her sleep — and that that might be part of why he seemed so unsurprised.

      1. It’s certainly possible, but I also don’t think it’s at all necessary to explain him being unsurprised

        1. Well, I said “might” and “part of”, so I agree, it’s not necessary to explain the thing. :)

        2. How could Walky be surprised? Within the first week or so of knowing each other Joyce left Joe and tossed Walky out of the way to marry Dorothy.

      2. Maybe? But like. Walky was one of, if not the first to begin pointing out how unmistakably gay Joyce was for dorothy. I don’t think he would’ve been surprised no matter what.

        1. Yes, but he was pointing out how gay Joyce was for Dorothy, not so much the reverse, until much more recently (and only really one incident).

  8. Huh, I never really thought that those might have actually happened. Seems like a stretch, logistically.

    1. Though the idea of Sarah missing EVERY case of that is funny in its own way

    2. Was there actually more than one mention of it by Joyce?
      Or other hint to us that something like that had actually been happening.

      1. Here’s another example of Joyce thinking she had the dream: https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/meepbeep/

        In this case, we know Dorothy fell asleep in her bed the night before, but it’d still contribute to “all those dreams I had” and who knows if dorothy did some sleepwalking while in there.

        As for hints that it was really happening, I can’t think of any specifics, but it never crossed my mind that it didn’t honestly. The way it was positioned directly after Dorothy having dreams about Joyce being in danger it just made too much sense

        1. It looks like in that instance, Dorothy actually fell asleep in Joyce’s bed the night before. https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/mrmmrrmrmimo/

          The logistics I had in mind, specifically, was that we saw Dorothy wake up from that dream in her own bed that morning. So if Joyce’s dream really happened, Dorothy must have sleepwalked to Joyce’s room, woken Joyce up, went up to sleep next to her at least long enough for Joyce to fall back asleep, sleepwalked back to her own room and gotten back in her own bed before waking up from the dream. Also, I assumed that people would not sleep with their door unlocked. I always slept with my door locked in college, and I wasn’t kidnapped even once. But I guess that’s not how this group does things.

        2. To be fair, none of the multiple kidnappings in this group involved their locked doors, so maybe they just decided it was pointless.

        3. True, I meant more that I slept with my door locked even though I was never kidnapped, rather than I slept with my door locked and that stopped me from being kidnapped.

  9. When you’ve been suppressing the need to be comforted by the girl you love for so long you turn into a somnambulist

    1. Isn’t that the title of an episode of Angel?
      **checks**
      Ah. Yes. The one where Angel thinks he’s committing murder while sleepwalking, but it’s actually Hawkeye.

      1. The only Angel episode I remember is Smile Time.

      2. I still can’t see Jeremy Renner without thinking of Angel.

  10. That’s not gay behavior, that’s stalker behavior.

    1. I’m not surprised that there’s folk who think sleepwalking is the sleep walker shuffling around with their eyes closed and arms outstretched like Frankenstein. But I am surprised that there’s folks who think sleepwalking means the sleep walker is fully awake.

  11. Yeah I’m sorry Joyce but Dorothy wins by a mile in this one.

    1. Heck, she can out-gay you in her sleep!

  12. Has this happened on-screen? Please send links if you have them.

      1. THERE ARE ALWAYS RECEIPTS

        1. And yet, somebody’s always surprised when a previous strip connects to the latest one.

  13. Is the current storyline title based on a song by any chance?

  14. Feels like she’s had to explain away sleepwalking before.

  15. So Joyce basically fell in love with her stalker. Got it.

    We never actually got to hear when was the point that Dorothy fell for Joyce during their conversation at the bowling alley, did we? If it was “I fell for you while watching you sleep” then JOYCE, RUN!!!

    1. That’s not very good.

    2. You don’t seem to understand how sleepwalking works.

    3. Ah, I knew there’d be at least one person who turns sleep walking into a moral flaw! Thanks for not letting me down.

  16. Wait…does Joyce regularly leave her room unlocked? Or does Dorothy have an extra key that she’s somehow also using in her sleep? Either way I feel like there are bigger concerns to address than who’s gayer.

    1. dorms dont generally have door locks, hence why the sock on the door method is so popular. at least this is how it was when i was college age and would visit my friends in their dorms

      1. My dorm room door, both for the ‘front’ door and the actual room, both had locks. To get in the ‘front’ door you had to scan your ID like a hotel card. The room door was just a deadbolt.

      2. The sock on the door is more because people are sharing a room, so the roommate has a key and might be trying to go into their room. I’d find it highly unusual for dorm rooms not to have locks (as opposed to people just not locking them), but here we definitely know that the rooms have locks and keys (see: stuff with Billie and Ruth).

      3. Fuck you *mean* American dorms don’t lock?????

        1. The idea that they wouldn’t have locks is wild to me. Like, your dorm room is in a building with maybe hundreds of other people, and you’re just supposed to trust that none of them would take anything from your room when you’re out? That none of them could be a danger to you while you slept??
          Now, I had a time when I was inconsistent with locking my door, but I was living in a single (so not risking things for a roommate) and didn’t give a shit what happened to me at the time. Sometimes people might also not lock their doors for less dark reasons, but it’s not the best idea.

        2. @yumi especially considering the floor is mixed sex? Like, what’s to stop a Ryan type from just. Walking across to the other side of the floor and slipping into a girl’s room if the doors don’t lock? I stayed on two dorms when I was at university the one I was on longer required keycards to even access the floor, AND the doors locked.

      4. Yikes, what dorms did YOU live in? Every dorm I’ve been in, at least in the US, has had lockable doors. You can’t lock out your ROOMMATE, but that’s about it. Even rooms with en-suite bathrooms could lock the bathroom doors from both sides if necessary to prevent people barging through.

        1. Got to admit I’ve never understood the logistics of the shared bath. Any way I figure it, you can either not be able to keep people out while doing your business or you can lock the other side out completely. Or worse, you can get locked in!

          But yeah, the dorm room doors lock. Someone pointed out elsewhere Dorothy teaching herself to pick locks.

      5. Dorothy and Joyce went to bed together. Dorothy didn’t break in, she was just already in the room.

        1. We’re talking about the part in today’s comic where Joyce mentions that Dorothy has previously repeatedly shown up in Joyce’s room while she slept.

    2. Dorothy learned to pick locks after she was abducted and locked in a basement.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/designated-2/

      1. I don’t think she could do that while asleep, but it’d also be hilarious (and terrifying) if she’d obsessed to the point where she could literally doing sleeping

        1. you can do almost anything in your sleep that you can do when you are awake., see my comment above.

    3. Last dorm I was in, the hall-facing door locked with a single deadbolt (which could be opened with a key from the outside, held by the R.A.). But the common bathroom, between the two rooms, did not have locks.

  17. RECALCULATING… RECALCULATING…” — Joyce’s GPS*
     
    * Gay Predilection Service

  18. I wouldn’t talk big joyce the other day I tried repeating the trick of seeing how many random button hits I could do before Joyce Bi Moments hit and had a losing streak of 5 0’s.

  19. The only thing hard to believe here for me is that Dorothy woke up immediately after being talked to by Joyce, though this may just be because my closest experience is my child’s sleepwalking, which occurs specifically because she can’t wake up at certain parts of her sleep cycle – we’ve had full conversations while she was still sleeping.

  20. If Dorothy did do that, I think that’s kinda creepy and concerning. I definitely don’t find it cute and romantic.

    1. And she kept leaving before Joyce woke up, leaving only ”dream memories”.

    2. It’s creepy but also it’s not like sleepwalkers have any control over where they go and what they do

    3. To be fair, Joyce’s idea of romance would be from stuff equivalent to Twilight in terms of problematic

  21. “Wait, have you been sleepwalking into my room this whole time?”
    “…..”
    “Awww, that’s sweet.”

  22. Twilight flashbacks!!!

    And isn’t that Joyce’s favourite film?

    It ALL clicks!!!

  23. Joyce, lock your door.

  24. This is quite interesting. If Dorothy was doing that while sleep walking, she also at some point woke up enough to leave and go back to her own bed.

    If she did all that and doesn’t remember it, that’s something she should be talking to a psychologist about.

    1. Add that to the pile of things that she should be talking to a psychologist about ^^u

    2. She should really try not lying to her therapist, see how that works out

    3. Turns out Dorothy is actually Amber’s third personality. Such an overachiever of a personality she can project herself into a physical body outside of the collective during the day

      Amber has a lot of confused mornings where she had to ninja leave Joyce’s bed

    4. I think she remembers waking up in Joyce’s bed and going back to her own, from her expression in panel 5. And from how abruptly she woke with very little confusion, I think she’s already aware of the sleepwalking.

  25. going back and re-reading, dorothy/joyce was even MORE foretold than i remember lmao

    1. As the prophecy foretold.

  26. We need Buffy to take care of Dorothy before she sparkles

  27. Unrelated to the main thrust of things, that’s an awful long time for Dorothy to be clutching the sides of her own head.

  28. CURSE of the WEREGAY
    now in STUNNING FULL COLOR

  29. Joyce is confusing trauma for sexuality.

    1. Well tbf, she’s been confusing sexuality for trauma all her life

  30. Joyce what da hell are you talking about

  31. Insert George Takei “oh my” gif.

  32. so where would she go if Joyce hadn’t interrupted?

    you weren’t the one that deliberately sent 🥞, that tipped the scales

  33. Every day that goes by, that conversation with Joe will have more ground to cover

  34. Panel five: I’m always glad to see the old-school Willis eyes which look like they’re running off the face.

  35. Gay Calculator: “It’s over nine thousand!”
    But like, the measuring unit is rainbows

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