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Dorothy: Sorry, we were just… looking for Amber. To see how she's doing.
Dorothy: Tell her, if you see her, we're thinking about her, okay?
Walky: Yeah, I can do that.
Dorothy: How are… YOU doing, Walky?
Walky: Stop DUMPIN' me every friggin' five minutes, and I'll EVENTUALLY be fine.
Dorothy: ...message received.




156 thoughts on “Tell her”
NGPZ
oooooo BURN! XD
IntangibleMatter
Yeah, wait SIX minutes and it’ll be okay next time Dorothy, JEEZ. Gotta give just a little more time.
QueenofSodor
dorothy will see a free dose of self-loathing on the table, ask “is anybody gonna pursue that,” and then not wait for an answer before mainlining it
(not like this isn’t a legitimate thing for her to ruminate or anything, but jeez girl)
Fail Earnhardt
Her commitment to always putting her hand on an available hot stove is impressive
Reltzik
Exactly right. There’s a difference between mainlining it and then just chewing on it a bit so you can digest it.
(That is too what ruminating means.)
Sajuuk-Khar
Dorothy: “Dead Dove – Do Not Eat”. *sighs, puts it in the microwave* No, no, it’s my fault for needing food…
Astariel
Harsh, but not undeserved.
Grayfinity
I forget, is this the first time they’re speaking to each other after the breakup? If so, oof. Asking if someone else is okay before asking if the person you dumped is okay probably stings.
IntangibleMatter
Also I’m gonna go back through the archives and thumbs up every Carla strip because Carla is great and we’re all bugs.
clif
Fair.
Aura
I admire your dedication! Carla is great and we are all bugs! :D
Sajuuk-Khar
Your admirable commitment to the God-Empress is recognized, fellow insect
Her Radiance Protects (when She feels like it)
Sajuuk-Khar
(The Warhammer 40K universe would be WAY more interesting if Carla was the Empress of Mankind, I’ll tell you what)
clif
Just an oversight, I’m sure. Though you can always correct the background in your games.
Sajuuk-Khar
Maybe I will! Maybe in fact we ALL will! You watch this comments section, commentariat!
Or rather, watch tonight’s comments section!
For in the grim darkness of the far future…there is only CARLA. And war. A lot of war. BUT ALSO CARLA.
Bill Erak
Now, now, walky, to be fair
Joyce dumped you this time. lmao.
tbf
There’s a thumbs up button under the comic. Is it new? What does it do?
Reltzik
I think it’s the signal for the other comic to execute this one?
But I don’t see another comic, so I guess it already happened?
Aquila
If you’re basing this on Roman gladiators, the execution signal was a thumbs down.
vlademir1
The specific gesture for pollice verso (literally “turned thumb” of “turn of the thumb”) is at best ambiguous in the primary sources and heavily debated by those who study the period professionally. The specific thumbs down gesture we modernly think of as that is mostly a nineteenth century entrant to the popular culture that was heavily used throughout twentieth century media. I personally favor the interpretation I came across between a decade and two decades ago that the kill gesture would be thumb out twisting the wrist such that the thumb crosses the body similar to the modern throat slash gesture for cut while the stop/mercy gesture would be the closed fist similar to tactical halt.
Thag Simmons
What are you doing? You’re both wrong!
clif
Now see, I thought it was the gesture for this comic to kill the other one, which explains why you don’t see it.
Icalasari
Sometimes I forget that Walky is technically a genius and as such very quick on the uptake. No pining, just outright recognizing, “Dorothy constantly picking me up then dropping me is REALLY not good for my mental health”
Amós Batista
See how Walky is not angry to Dorothy. He just wants to keep distance ..
Armadillo
This definitely reads as at least mildly upset to me. Not angry angry, but he’s clearly not especially okay with her after how she’s treated him. Rightfully so.
Fail Earnhardt
I think it’s more that he doesn’t *want* to resent Dorothy, but recognizes their previous dynamic of “Dorothy leaves once Walky has outlived his usefulness” will only continue hurting him if he doesn’t maintain distance.
Profnekko
Walky never really pinned me as the type to get explosively angry. When he’s not being his goofy self and needs to talk serious he can be quite blunt though which can be a mixed bag but I think when talking to Dorothy the direct route is probably for the best
Dot
The funny thing is that one of Walkyverse Walky’s big flaws was that he COULD get explosively angry, and would go way too far every time it happened with disastrous results.
Corey C.
I remember when he beat the crap out of Mike right after Dina was blown up right in front of him and Mike acted like he didn’t care, but I don’t remember any other times Walkyverse Walky got explosively angry. Usually SAL was the one to explode on people… or try to end the world. Do you have any other examples of Walky losing it in the original timeline?
I do like that Dumbingverse Sal is way more chill than her Walkyverse counterpart.
clif
Does beating the hell out of Mike after Dina died really count tho?
Cbwroses
Walky beat up the Head Alien and then tried to drop some people sized capsules on top of him.
Said people sized capsules had people in them.
Cbwroses
I won’t spoil who the people were, in case someone wants to read the decades old comic (that reminds me, I need to finish that decades old comic).
Li
I mean, I don’t know that I would call that funny?
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Willis has talked about how a LOT of their Walkyverse characters had really explosive tempers. Because they too had problems with processing their emotions.
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Joyce still has that trait, to an extent; Walky doesn’t.
zee
Not ha ha funny, interesting funny. Like ironic. Not everyone’s going to know how much of what character trait is or was the author working through their own real life issues
Dot
Sal got angry more often, but Walky was perfectly capable of that kind of rage as well. The Mike incident, the time he dropped some bodies on the Head Alien and inadvertently killed Big Boss, his flashback on the Alien ship…
Li
@Zee: first of all, I wanna be clear that I’m not talking about some obscure thing Willis only said on Bluesky, I’m definitely talking about something that was part of the blog-post-style commentaries they’ve added to the Walkyverse comics. Something like what’s below the comic here: http://www.itswalky.com/comic/the-last-roomies-story-ever-promise-page-7/
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So not everyone will have read that! For lots of reasons, like not wanting to spoil themselves on their first read-through, or maybe even having read the comics a long time ago, before the commentaries existed.
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But I didn’t go out of my way looking for Word of God on this one, it was just kinda there.
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Second of all: sure, but when we’re talking about it being weird or interesting that a creative choice was made, it seems relevant to mention the context of that choice?
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Even without Willis’s commentary, for example, it’s relevant that Walky is only one of many Walkyverse characters who lost his explosive temper in adaptation.
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Especially because we’ve got lots of DoA readers who have never read any of Willis’s other comics, who might see this thread and think, “wow what happened to Walky’s temper?” when the answer is probably just, “well, it would be really boring if every single major character in DoA had anger issues”.
Rosicrucian
It was something that was supposedly a flaw in all the abductees. Something about the Martian DNA made them ticking time bombs.
Li
@Rosicrucian: that sounds familiar! It is still true of older characters characters new to Shortpacked, though, like Ethan (who did not keep it as a trait in DoA) and Amber (who did).
Dot
Yes, most of the Walkyverse rage issues just got funneled into Amber.
Li
oops
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“still true of older characters new to Shortpacked, like Ethan and Amber” is what I meant to say there
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Like I think by the time Willis had created Malaya or Lucy, “explosive temper” was no longer almost a requirement of being a major Willis character, but the early non-abductee Shortpacked cast still reflect that period of time, is what I am trying to say.
Amós Batista
Yes. That’s why Walky htting Asher was a big suprise to me.
Odo
Walky practically always undercuts serious emotions with comedy. He isn’t going to start shouting at Dorothy because doing so would reveal that he is hurt. If he reveals that then he can’t keep pretending to himself that he is fine.
Kirby
Schrodinger’s Amber has entered the tags
Or is Schrodinger’s Amber when we’re not sure if it’s her or Amazigirl talking.
Both? Both.
Corey C.
I’m pretty sure it’s Amber, given that she was most likely playing video games before Walky covered her up. Also I don’t know if Amazi-girl is attracted to Walky like Amber is.
John Campbell
We haven’t seen Amazi-Girl since the protest. Amber’s been having to deal with the aftermath herself.
(Seriously, A-G, there are healthier ways to express your displeasure with Amber leaving you to deal with her wank-aftermath.)
Kirby
It’s certainly Amber under there, I was mostly making a joke about the hovertext
Reltzik
The two interpretations exist in superposition. It’s Schrodinger’s Schrodinger’s Amber.
Wack'd
belated rules post because this website is held together with paper clips and rubber bands
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all replies will be deleted, i’ll stop posting this on sunday, yadda yadda
Miri
There are rules? Does this mean people can’t playfully Damn Willis in the commentary any more? I’ve been a lot less active and reading the comments a lot less since the site update (though mostly incidentally – onto week 6 of being knocked out by COVID for instance)… Do people get notified if their comments are deleted?
So it’s not *just* me commenting on the rules… 😜
I have to imagine that having this conversation with Amber suffocating under the blanket next to him and with Joyce just outside the room makes it extra-awkward and plausibly contributes to the levels of shade Walky is sneaking towards Dorothy right now… Partly because of the added awkwardness and partly because he’d quite like to make sure Amber can breathe…
I am also wondering if Amber has written any smut-fic scenes where one person is hiding under a blanket while in bed with another person while they talk to somebody else. Given Walky claimed he was spooning Booster up there and gave her a horny ouch, if it hasn’t happened previously I suspect it may happen in future…
Wack'd
people can still say “damn you willis”, that’s fine
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people do not get notified if their comments are deleted, sorry
EpochFlame
how many times has dorothy dumped him? I think this one’s the third?
first being pajama jeans
clif
Not so sure. This time Joyce dumped him, and I was thinking at one point he dumped her and Joyce was so indignent about it happening that way that she got them back together just so Dorothy could dump him instead, but then that didn’t happen. That’s what I remember anyway. It’s been awhile, so I could be wrong. There were pauses that weren’t pauses, but I think there was just one real one where he wound up in a suitably twisted relationship with Amber the first time. So I’m going to go with one real dumping.
Cbwroses
Walky dumped her over the pajama jeans when she tried to give him an ultimatum.
Joyce angrily got in his face about that and told him how beneath Dorothy he was, then pushed Dorothy into his face to get back with Dorothy so that Dorothy could retroactively dump him, as was the proper order of the universe, but Dorothy did not do that.
She then suggested, weeks later, that they take a break because her grades were slipping.
That lasted like 2 days, when they suddenly had sex after bumping into each other in the elevator.
Walky took that as a sign that they were back together and decided he was going to buckle down and get tutoring from Jason (who was just informed by his ex that she was fired for sleeping with a student, said student being Joe, and had snitched on Jason as well).
Right after Walky started dragging Jason around, Dorothy broke up with him officially, feeling that it wasn’t right of her to pick him up and put him down whenever she felt like it.
Walky then spent the next day being angry and sad to the point the-artist-formerly-known-as-Billie actually tried to comfort him, but the only comfort Walky found was the Twitter page and Tweets of Rounder, Shorter, Thick Dorothy aka Amber.
After the kidnapping happened, Walky talked to Dorothy about still being in love with her, but she said something to the equivalent of things being the same as when they broke up, that she was planning on leaving for Yale, and so it still wouldn’t be right to toy with his feelings.
There was no further talks regarding romance and dating between the two of them (that I recall) until she suggested he get with Lucy, then later suggested he dump Lucy for her, then tried to kiss him a few days later after he was unsure Lucy had dumped him, then that same day said she would help him get back with Lucy, then they had sex like two days later, after Walky saw how sexually frustrated she was (and having unrealized feeling for Joyce).
After sex, Walky asked her what their status was, she said they could be serious or not, it was up to him.
Walky chose to be serious with her and then Joyce was laughing in his face like 5 days later.
All of that is just a very long winded and rambling way of saying they’ve had one pause and 3 breakups, with everything being Dorothy’s decision except the first pajama jeans breakup.
George
If she gave Walky an ultimatum, I don’t think him taking her at face value is really *him* breaking up with her.
Cbwroses
This and the one after it are the relevant strips:
https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/no/
Also, I don’t know what you’d call “take off those pants in public…I can’t tell you what to do, but I can decide I don’t find you attractive anymore,” if not an ultimatum, but I also don’t know how “fine, I’ll keep my pants and you can no longer suck on my nipples,” is not Walking breaking up with her.
If you give me a “do ____ or else” choice, and I choose “or else”, I still chose.
Also, Dorothy tells Joyce that Walky broke up with her, hence why Joyce got in his face about it.
You’re welcome to view it differently, but the characters within the story don’t.
Wack'd
i know what you meant but i’m imagining dorothy telling walky she’ll break up with him if he doesn’t publicly take off his pants
zee
I don’t think they were disputing that dotty gave an ultimatum. Imo ultimatums of “x or we’re done” are basically soft breakups. Like, don’t give an ultimatum if you’re not good with both outcomes. You’re the one who put the breakup on the table, it’s basically like setting a bomb to be disarmed. Choosing the “or else” is simply not disarming the bomb and letting it blow up. You’re still the one that set the bomb, you’re the one going to prison for it. That’s a very personal opinion type thing tho, YMMV and what have you.
NGPZ
hey um @Wack’d sorry if off topic but how did you get a URL link in your name?
I saw another user, Banana, also do it but I cannot figure it out for the life of me :/
Wack'd
to the best of my knowledge there’s a form area for it underneath where you put your email, but i haven’t had to log in the normal way in a hot second so i’m probably not the best person to answer this
NGPZ
yeah, no, there just be the name and the email form :/
clif
Cbwroses, so if I follow you, then you count three breakups and Dorothy dumped him only twice, with one of those having us disagree on how to treat the technicality that Joyce did the breaking up. Did I follow correctly?
PokeyPuppy
DANG, this is a great summary. I suffer through so many bad ones in my life (run a bookstore), this is fantastic work.
Cbwroses
@zee that is how many people would view an ultimatum. That is generally how I view ultimatums. But there are also many people who make them while not being ok with one of the options.
It’s like gambling: some people only risk what they’re willing and able to lose while others risk what they can’t afford to lose.
Dorothy didn’t even say she was going to break up with him, only that she would *decide* to not find him attractive. Now I myself took that as being willing to break up with him, but if she clarified that they would still be together while she withheld physical affection from him, I wouldn’t feel like she had lied or was incorrect in that interpretation.
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@clif: yes.
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@PokeyPuppy: thank you!
Dot
“I like to stay amicable with all my exes”
3oranges
To be fair, there are all sorts of things I like to do that I almost never manage to do.
Miri
I like to eat copious amounts of ice cream as part of a healthy lifestyle plan that results in me having perfectly defined, firm abs. Alas, I don’t eat as much ice cream as I’d like, and my abs lack the definition I desire 🤷🏻♀️ (Should probably eat more ice cream. Definitely what I’m doing wrong. Not exercise more or differently/consume fewer calories or anything like that…)
clif
Staying amicable with all your exes is comendable. But how many exes you have seems relevant. If you only have one ex, it seems easier and so less commendable, with each additional ex increasing how impressive it is. Except at some point the sheer number of exes would become salient. if you have a couple of thousand exes, something is clearly wrong and, far from being commendable, staying amicable with all of them just takes it into wierd territory. So clearly their is optimal number of exes which deserves maximal commendation, but I have no idea how many exes that would be.
apocryphascribe
I was guffawing when she said that the first time. Glad to see we didn’t have to wait too long to see it crash into reality.
Pocky
Like the 3 of his so far? lol
Brian K. Pittman
It’s a Dorothy quote, so is in reference to her repeated mishandling of Walky as a partner, basically highlighting she’s not great at the thing she said she likes to do.
clif
Given we count Joyce’s, when was the third?
thejeff
To be fair, she did stay friends with Walky after their previous breakup. And “amicable” isn’t a bad description of her with Danny. They’re not friends, but they’re not hostile either. Not so bad as far as breakup go.
Dot
Danny is currently steaming mad at her