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SLASH CONTEST: These late entries keep gettin’ weirder and weirder.
on April 22, 2012 at 9:49 pmPosted In: Blog
That’s right, this is art of Joyce making out with Sal’s motorcycle. It’s by Jackson Ferrell. No judgments! What machines we make out with in the privacy of our own homes should be our business and ours alone.
‘Scuse me, I’m gonna need to borrow some tissue and some KY.
Another late SLASH CONTEST entry! This Joyce x Sierra art by Anselmo isn’t smooching, which woulda disqualified it anyway, but whatcha gonna do. Sierra of course is playing the game popularized by JD and Turk of Scrubs, “Toe or Finger.”
Joyce’s general complacency is undeniable proof that Sierra keeps her feet incredibly clean and free of odor, despite all odds.
This is not the belated SLASH CONTEST entry I mentioned previously. This is a second belated SLASH CONTEST entry. It’s by a folk named Reese, and it involves Joe x Ethan. Suffice to say, if I’d gotten this about a month earlier, it’s very likely it would have taken first prize. I mean, look at it. Jesus, man, look at it.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
Meanwhile, I am told the Maryland Marriage Allegiance is placing ads on my site. Yes, you glorious anti-gay marriage jerks, please, give me all your money, so that I can afford to continue publishing images like these on the Interwebs. Give me all your money and I will spend it at Starbucks.
The SLASH CONTEST was inspired by some art by my wife of Billie x Sal. And so it ends thusly, again with Billie x Sal! The final entry is by ZabAbcd, who did this on MS Paint and Excel. Because that’s just how hardcore ZabAbcd is, dammit. And now the circle is complete!
There is one more entry, a belated one, and one that did not strictly fall within the guidelines, which will be coming later. And in the meantime, Dumbing of Age fan art is always welcome! Thank you everyone for making my day 21 times over. I hope everyone else enjoyed these wonderful pieces as much as I did!
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