The baseline depends upon the scale range. Assuming a scale of 1-10, the baseline would be 5 with 1 being “not even with a bag over each of our heads and double-bagging the package” and 10 being the unachievable perfection that would make Joe put a ring on her finger.
Joe looks so concerned about overinflating his numbers. It somehow makes me feel bad for him despite the fact that he slept with more women last week than I ever will.
Joe actually went on about the dangers of inflating his numbers, which I found amusing, but I had to regrettably cut back so I had room for the setup of the joke. He takes this very seriously.
Having been up for 30 hours after a week in which I averaged four every other night, there were times I didn’t even wake up while people were feeding me.
i think it has a little to do with how you were raised.. with the practical jokesters around me certains will wake me no matter how little ive been sleeping, and once im up i can run a mile the next second. i wont be HAPPY about it but it would be a good time aswell
It’s good to see that Roz is a constant. You know Willis, the IBWM is going to be rather full if you keep doing this. We’ve got the Mike, ADUs and now Roz. What’s next?
How much of a deep sleeper does one need to be to not register a web cam being duct taped to your foot?! I think we have gone past sleep, and into light coma. Also, Danny is very flexible if he can get his foot almost parallel to his face.
A nine? C’mon. Everybody knows that the numbers are primarily for appearance, and aside from being a sex beast, Roz strikes me as about average in looks and talent.
Appearance numbers are for initial review. Reactivity can alter those numbers drastically, if she looks like a 9, but is a dead fish in bed, she drops to a 4 at best.
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lol, she and him are perfect together
Strangely enough, I agree.
And now she’s preggers so they can get married and be sex fiends together.
Joe will probably be like http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Bigno when he finds out she’s pregnant
Somehow, Joe and Roz are probably the two people I’d least expect to unwillingly procreate during sex.
Hotness bonus thanks to kinkiness. Nice.
Honestly, I have no idea what the baseline is for the rating scale.
The baseline depends upon the scale range. Assuming a scale of 1-10, the baseline would be 5 with 1 being “not even with a bag over each of our heads and double-bagging the package” and 10 being the unachievable perfection that would make Joe put a ring on her finger.
Again *pitch that only dogs can hear*
Seriously! danny-leg, Joe film sex, and cute joe face! no strip has been so inspiring for fanfics since everyone in shortpacked turned gay!
Danny has now resolved to sleep with his legs firmly within the bed from now until death!
Okay, now THAT’S just creepy. Sounds like same ol’ Roz.
I wonder how much money she will make off of the film, and wether Joe will die of excitement when he finds out he is now technicaly a porn star.
…Danny must be a REALLY deep sleeper if he didn’t notice that.
I will not point out the double entendreI will not point out the double entendreI will not point out the double entendre *posts comment* DAMMIT
Hahahaha… good ole Roz….
I love the puppy dog looks Joe has in this strip. In the last one he’s like a kid at the end of a Christmas special.
Joe looks so concerned about overinflating his numbers. It somehow makes me feel bad for him despite the fact that he slept with more women last week than I ever will.
Joe actually went on about the dangers of inflating his numbers, which I found amusing, but I had to regrettably cut back so I had room for the setup of the joke. He takes this very seriously.
Aw, that does sound amusing.
Besides, I’m curious: is there a checklist, or is this more of an Excel spreadsheet algorithm thing?
Hopefully all that can be worked into a future strip?
I’ve no doubt Joe would take the most mathematically rigorous approach he’s capable of to rate his women.
nobody name the joke? really? *sigh* With his penis.
Well, yeah, but I can’t really see The Sound Defense getting his hands on Joe’s penis any time soon.
Okay, that sounds ever worse than what I meant.
For some reason, I find Danny’s lack of 5:00 shadow amusing.
Also, I was watching MST3K the other night and I think I finally figured out what Danny’s hair would look like in real life.
http://img820.imageshack.us/i/doacheatinghair.png/
As for the actual joke…it’s funny.
I don’t have much else to say.
I read the first line of your comment in a Darth Vader voice. I, uh, wanted you to know that.
And your avatar made that comment awesome
danny has the perfect look in the last panel but…
why didnt he realize he had a webcam ducktaped to his foot when he woke up
also, HOW DO YOU NOT WAKE UP TO THE SOUND OF DUCT TAPE???
Agreed. The three sounds that will always wake you up, no matter what:
1) Frying bacon
2) 12 guage shotgun being racked
3) Duct tape pulling from the roll
mmmm bacon
Having been up for 30 hours after a week in which I averaged four every other night, there were times I didn’t even wake up while people were feeding me.
Your Amber avatar fits that comment so perfectly.
i think it has a little to do with how you were raised.. with the practical jokesters around me certains will wake me no matter how little ive been sleeping, and once im up i can run a mile the next second. i wont be HAPPY about it but it would be a good time aswell
Danny is pretty flexible to hold his foot up that high…. also that webcam has a really long cord.
Is it too much to ask for Joe and Roz to fix each other with their respective genitals and leave the rest of the cast alone?
(Yes. Yes it is.)
It’s good to see that Roz is a constant. You know Willis, the IBWM is going to be rather full if you keep doing this. We’ve got the Mike, ADUs and now Roz. What’s next?
I <3 Danny! 'Cheating' short hair, duct-taped foot and all!
Me too! any other dan-fans? ahh danny, you were my first PSL.
Does the webcam on his foot technically make it a 3-way?
Nah, it just makes Danny a tripod.
And tripod enuendo…GO!
Okay, I’m gonna say it, even though I probably shouldn’t: THIS BETTER LEAD TO FISTING
Danny fisting Joe?
With his–no, wait, that wouldn’t make sense.
O…M…G… Roz has outdone herself XD Awesome.
Roz and Joe seem like a perfect match, to me.
Therefore, there is no WAY it will last.
Last? This is Roz and Joe. It’s already over.
I fail to see how that camera could have caught any of the action UNLESS they tied down Danny’s foot. Which makes this strip even funnierer.
And Roz avatar makes my comment funnierer.
I think Joe should let the replay team review the tape before upgrading Roz’s score.
Who wants to be on the panel of judges?
How much of a deep sleeper does one need to be to not register a web cam being duct taped to your foot?! I think we have gone past sleep, and into light coma. Also, Danny is very flexible if he can get his foot almost parallel to his face.
to be fair he was bent over aswell
Some things are constant in every universe, Mike’s a jerk, Joe chases everything with breasts and Roz is a Cam Whore.
Joe is a man, with stubble and chest hair.
Danny, on the other hand, doesn’t even have leg hair. Some guys get all the testosterone.
excuse me, but Danny has ONE SINGLE chest hair, thank you very much. though i cannot seem to remember what Joe named it…
He eventually grows more.
He’s lucky. The only chest hair I had at his age grew in as nipple tassles.
The fact that I thought you were a girl before because of your avatar makes your comment even funnier….
his chest hair’s name is george.
http://www.itswalky.com/d/19981016.htmlWell, it looks like Roz takes after her sister…
Um, no not really. Roz’s “Profession” (such that it is) in the other continuity is as a cam whore. If anything, Robin got the idea from her.
They should have a beautiful open relationship.
A nine? C’mon. Everybody knows that the numbers are primarily for appearance, and aside from being a sex beast, Roz strikes me as about average in looks and talent.
Appearance numbers are for initial review. Reactivity can alter those numbers drastically, if she looks like a 9, but is a dead fish in bed, she drops to a 4 at best.
We all knew this was coming! Also, Danny better hope Joe didn’t use that sock inappropriately…Ewwwwww…
Am i the only one to notice Danny seems to have the ability to nibble on his own toes while standing upright?
Dude’s pretty flexible.
I like the touch of continuity that Joe’s stubble follows the same lines as his his older counterpart’s beard.
In most other endeavors Joe’s line in the third panel would be applaudable.
That leg is attractive.