Only in your dreams, Billie. Only in your dreams…
Well she’ll eventually run out of new places to sleep.
Maybe, or more likely she’ll wake up again somewhere that she doesn’t particularly want to.
Like in the middle of a bank robbery.
or in a maternity ward.
Now that’s thought that is going to fester.
Its called the pigeonhole principle. You are welcome.
Now is the time to come out of the closet when nobody is looking.
It’s better than coming out at a funeral.
But is it worse than coming out during a Bris?
Wait, if nobody is looking, does it count as coming out?
You mean like that old question of What if a bear shits in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, did it still make a sound?
Something like that. Only with less pooping. Probably.
I dunno, she’s been in that closet a long time.
What? Oh, come on we were all thinking it!
Not a problem if she wears Depends.
Not worse than comin out during two of your best friends wedding.
Er, not that I have any experience with that.
Clearly she should use Faroes Wind to return to the start of the dungeon and escape.
Or she could cast Hinas or use an Escapipe!
Escape Ropes are a cheap alternative as well.
Dude! Exit mice!
Any moment now, someone is going to come along with a Billie avatar and post: “NERDS.” And the joke will be complete.
escape powder would work better since there are still monsters in the dungeon (as seen in the link)
Obviously, the closet is the start of the dungeon or she would have done so already.
Maybe there’s an air vent in the top so she could slip through it.
Being that this is a Willis comic, her coming out is inevitable. Like Mike screwing her mom. The two may even be somehow related…
Billy the Oedopal lesbian?
I think there’s a small typo there.
Ruth’s probably lying in wait.
IS RUTH STILL THERE?!?!!??!
Clearly, there is only one solution, Billie: SPOON.
(And I don’t mean spooning. I mean charging through the halls while yelling the Tick’s catch phrase.)
surprising how often that works…
Have experience using this technique have we?
You have to admit, it would keep her from wondering why Billie emerged from her closet.
There is no spoon.
Well played Rognik, well played.
Her goal for fresher year.
Her next goal will be regain her lost popularity… after she has a few drinks to figure it out.
And a few more drinks because she’s thirsty. And a few more drinks because why the hell not? And a sexual encounter because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
…with Conquest no less. 😀
A lesbian encounter is the best kind of encounter.
But still without an heir for Galasso.
You’re right! QUICK, CONQUEST, TO THE SPERM-BANK!
Oddly enough this will be the repeat wakeup location
She likes being in the closet.
Now would be an excellent time to pee in Ruth’s closet.
You know full well Ruth can track that like a scent hound.
Hey, it could have been worse, Billy. You could have woken up in a dirty alley with a dead hooker at your feet and a bloody knife in your hand. Not that I’ve had any experience with that.
See, I can vizualize that, except it’s immediately followed by “Waah-waah-waaaaaaah!” horns on the soundtrack.
An important part of any bass line.
Well this turning anti-climatic.
We need Billie out of the closet and in Ruth’s bed, violence and climaxing may follow.
Yes, that WOULD be quite the climax.
“Multiple entendre! Ah-hahaha!”
And dear god! when did my avatar change to Joyce?
Have you been outed as a Joyce before you were ready to publicly reveal it?
Not exactly what I meant, but okay……
Just admit it, that is exactly what you were thinking. 😛
Clearly her only option is a cardboard box.
[ ! ]
“Billie, do you hear me? Billie? BIIILLLLIEEEEEEE!!!!!!”
“billie, what have you done? you’ve changed history. you’ve created a time paradox!”
“Billie, do you hear me? Billie? BILLLLIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!”
Billie, don’t be a hero! Don’t be a FOOOooOOOoooL!!
irrelevant, but always wanted to say that.
“Yesterday was Thursday”. So today is Friday. And tomorrow will be Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.
Those of you that get this…enjoy your earworm. >:D
This is DoA don’t expect tomorrow to come anytime this month.
Why would you even do that? Whyyyyy?
You. Are. Pure. Evil.
Not only is that song now in my head, but the mention of earworms made me think of mind worms, which made me LOSE THE GAME.
Now is the time to make like Ninja Rick and vanish!
Be a ninja, Billie. Go for it.
Does that clock say it’s am or pm cus I have a clock like that and one red dot is the alarm on dot the other is the pm dot.
I have a similar model too, but the PM dot and Alarm dot are on the left side. It appears to be 3AM from the exterior lighting, so I can only conclude that this clock’s dots mean something different.
Maybe she has it set to be 12 hours fast/slow by mistake?
I’ve had some alarm clocks where the dot meant PM, and others where the dot meant AM. I’m going to take a stab and guess that one of those dots means the alarm is set, and the other means it’s AM.
Actually, my clock is just like that one. The “PM dot” is in the upper left, the “alarm dot” is in the upper right, and the “battery backup is dead/missing dot” is in the lower left.
Whoops, I meant the “battery backup is dead/missing dot” is in the lower right.
Really guys? Really?
Next up: what’s the serial number on your smoke alarm? Is it a prime number? Discuss.
Quick, Billie! Jump out of the closet, leap off the wall, soar through the open window…
AND DO A BARREL ROLL!
This line really makes me wonder WHERE ELSE she’s woken up. We’ve had her in a closet and on the floor in-front of her dorm room door. Considering how much a booze hound she is, I’d kinda like to see some of her past blackouts.
Maybe she sleep walks and it turns out she’s now in someone else’s closet!
Do RA get a room to their own with no roomate?
Yeah, RAs don’t have roommates in the vast majority of setups. They have to get up at random times in the night to deal with “incidents” and that would be annoying for a roommate. The power dynamic would also be quite bad between the two roommates if one just lived there and one was “in charge” of the whole floor. And finally, it’s considered a major perk of the job (which makes up for the generally lousy pay) to get paid room and board.
Of course, there could be any number of residence halls where none of these things are true, but they usually are.
Generally speaking, yeah. I’ve heard of quite a few people who became RAs just for the no-roommate clause.
Maybe one someone’s roof. Surrounded by toilet paper.
If Billie stays there until morning, isn’t there a high probability that Ruth will go to the closet and open it? I say she should take her chances and sneak out now when Ruth is sleeping.
I can see it now… Billie will sneak out and get to her room exactly at the same time as Sal!
Then she won’t be able to find Ruth for a week! Ha!
Run, Forrest– er, Billie! Run!
Did she not bring a cell phone with her on this daring mission? Seriously, Billie, you should’ve texted someone to pull Ruth aside about ten hours ago. How are you even still sitting there without enormous cramping?
Why would she? If it wasn’t for that unexpected call Ruth got, Billie would have left the room soon after she got her uniform back.
Probably best that she doesnt have a cell with her imagin what would happen if it went off with her in the closet.
Billie has friends to call? Other than Walky, whom she wouldn’t be caught dead calling?
Billie and Walky/ Sitting in a tree…
I’m going to out on a limb here and declare that an unsafe activity.
I tree what you did there.
C’mon, leaf him alone.
I’m told my bark is worse than my bite, but I wood never bite anyone.
“Wake up in a place I have before”
What, like…The floor?
In a chair with a glass in one hand?
Someone else’s bed?
OK, let’s change that plan to “wake up in a place you have NOT before”. (Like yer own bed.)
at first I was like…then I pooped in a closet at 3 am.
(and yes this is rediculously late but gravatar said i couldn’t join for a week).
In Changeling the Dreaming you can actually have this happen to you (cannot sleep in the same place two nights in a row) if you take certain vows and break them (faeries have to bee realllly careful about promises)
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