It never occurs to her to think of pleasing someone else…
Billie is more important than everyone else.
Hah, I thought Jen meant Daisy.
If I were a lesbian I’d bribe everyone with sexual favors. In fact I should do that now.
You don’t do that already?
soundrone is that you?
I try to bribe people with sexual favours, but nobody wants them.
See Billie? That’s what I told you to do yesterday! It would have totally worked!
If only Billie could read the comments people comment on her life.
I’m quite happy I can’t read any comments that people may write about my life. I’d be more pleased if I could have a serious talk with the author who made my life the way it is. :-/
I’m sure if we could a lot of us would find ourselves being nothing but background characters and bit players ><
I JUST WANT A BIT PART IN YOUR LIFE! I JUST WANT A BIT PART IN YOUR LIFE!
Ask Killgore Trout how well that works out.
As an author, I’m pretty sure that if any of my characters had a chance to talk with me (and realized I was their author), they’d spend that time trying to kick my ass. Probably pretty successfully, actually.
This, a thousand times this.
I put those poor buggers through hell just for the entertainment of others. Thinking about it, that’s kind of twisted.
Yeah, have to agree. Of course, I carry on conversations with my characters and some refuse to talk to me because of things I’ve done to them or other characters they liked. …Wow, I sound nuts.
On the actual comic – I love Daisy. But she deserves better than Illie (at least how the latter is currently acting), even if it’s just a fling.
In the dark, just before you sleep, you can read the comments you would have written about your life. If you hadn’t been living it.
Should have given her a bit of wine, then she’d be more open to bribery.
Open being the operative word. ^_^
The problem would be that Billie would be so inept at pleasing Daisy… Billie would be best called Bill at this stage of the lebisan game.
Maybe and maybe not.
Sex is pretty instinctual. And considering that women do masturbate.
So in order to advance in the field of local school Journalism one must engage in Journalism.
Well, obviously. How else is she going to gain work experience?
With her fingers… although thats a different kind of work.
Sex sex sex is all Daisy thinks about.
So they are wrong after all, women do think about sex as much as men do.
I guess that means that now only babies are pure.
Well, kittens are pure too.
Hahhahahahahahaha oh wow. Aizat you’re such a funny guy.
I’m funny? Finally, someone found me humorous.
Of course kittens are pure. They’re cats: they’re pure evil!
Kittens are just another word for pussy.
Freud would disagree, although it depends on your definition of “baby”.
Freud it totally baby! Totally Baby mcintyre!
This is only tangentially related, but I overheard this sentence a few weeks ago while standing in line:
“The reason I prefer Jung to Freud… is because Freud totally ruined the moon landing for fucking everyone.”
It’s just that getting satisfaction from sex is a lot more work for women.
Says you..lol. I’m one of those annomollies
That sounds very ‘handy’.
Need a hand with that?
I’m not sure that Daisy = all women.
Willis is able to see into the future… and is for some reason using said ability to read into future comments instead of, you know, winning the lottery or preventing catastrophes.
I think this a better use of his powers.
It’s certainly more hilarious.
The lottery would get him in jail and the catastrophes would get him killed, so I agree.
Though how do you know he doesn’t have plans in motion to prevent some catastrophes a few centuries down the road, when they can work?
You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding,and ask for a sexual favor?
Damn it Wonder Wig, you made me laugh like the Joker!
The question is, from whom does he want a sexual favor, on this, the day of your daughter’s wedding?
Well, it’s been a long time since the last time I watched the Godfather.
Wait I am confused is Daisy going to wake up and discover the severed head of Power-Girl in her bed?
NOOOO!!! You’re giving DC Comics a bad idea!
As if they didn’t have enough already.
So I shouldn’t give DC bad ideas like this: bizzaro power girl travels from the the Bizzaro World of New Earth and secretly cuts off power-girls head and leaves it in Superman of New Earth, but in the end it wasn’t her at all it was Power-girl from Earth-32, but really it was a plot by Granny Goodness to force the Justice League to declare war on the bizzaro world and thus utilize the bizzaro world super heroes to help Darkseid’s invade and conquer Earth-1.
Almost confusing and stupid enough to be a real comic plotline
You’ve been reading Countdown, haven’t you?
secretly cuts off power-girls head and leaves it in Superman of New Earth
O.O *Backs away slowly*
Also you’d think he’d notice. *Runs away very fast*
Only one question. Will bizzaro Power Girl but
A) Be like this communist Chinese Powergirl and have normal size breasts
B) Have huger kinda disgusting breast cause Bizzaro Superman has huger kinda disgusting muscles.
C) Have the opositing clothes of Power Girl (Hold the obvious crotch covereing)
D) Same as C) but being completely unattractive and deformed.
Every time I think I am out, she pulls me back in.
aww that gets me down. Billie’s pretty passionate about journalism in her previous incarnation. Maybe she will learn more about writing over time.
Isn’t Billie in her previous incarnation, you know, older? Maybe she was exactly the same as this at this age, and we just didn’t get a good look at it.
No what people are under estimating is her ability to have sex with people who she thinks will bring her up a ladder.
I think ole Bollie her can get Daisy here all fire up. I’m sure she likes a little kick in
That was supposed to go to “Shippy McShipper” who said:
“You’re seriously underestimating her ability to blame things on people.”
Billie’s attitude will be her own undoing, unless she can learn to accept the truth of her situation and calm the fuck down. This won’t end well for her, and she will have nobody to blame but herself.
You’re seriously underestimating her ability to blame things on people.
No what people are under estimating is her ability to have sex with people who she thinks will bring her up ANY ladder.
I’m sure she (daisy) likes a little kick and fire in her women.
How sad. No one ever bribes me with sexual favors either.
For the first six regenerations, you weren’t interested as far as I am aware.
Yeah, and after that the only person who tried was Jack.
What about Rose?
What about Amy? She totally wanted to jump your bone… well, before getting married anyway.
Martha was very clear in how badly she wanted to hit that. Rose was open, but Martha was on it until she just gave up. If you don’t recognize the currency you won’t get any sexual bribes.
What ABOUT Rose?
I thought the problem with that was that he never bought you a drink first.
I’d be willing to fix your problem…for a sexual favor.
Yes, but where would be the fun in her growing up? Since Robin DeSanto isn’t a main character in this we need a dimwitted, immature, self-centered hot chick and Billie fits that need as finely as her bikini top.
Is there room enough for all the extra alchie? Billie is going to fatten up quick on the college beer tour.
She’ll loose it running around for journalism.
Or in that period where she realizes she doesn’t have very many meal points left.
I’d take exception to calling either of them dimwitted. Robin’s brilliant, in her way, just ADD/ADHD as fuck and self-centered. And Billie seems very smart too, just unable to get out of her own way and stop being a self-centered ass.
Its cause they already pay you in delicious trident layers!
Well, no one knows a lot about you, Daisy.
Besides that you like chest windows.
I know that feeling Daisy
I remember waaaaaaaaay back during the original series that Daisy was a lesbian (or Bi) but it was so long ago I didn’t really remember it that well.
“You’re a real chill boss, by the way. “
Lesbian. Who was it she was with again…? It’s been a long time. Her girlfriend got killed in the end and she went out like a boss, remember?
…and by “went out like a boss” I mean “didn’t actually die”, come to think of it. But she’s the one who shot Beef in the face. Like 6 times.
She was single. You’re thinking of Mandy and Grace.
…whoops. Looking it up, I actually combined Daisy and Grace >_< Still, she's a lesbian.
Hee hee, Malaya quotes for the win.
Should’ve ended that declaration two words earlier, Billie. That’d get your story back in a blink!
I’m gonna expose Amazi-girl! It may be hard, but if I get her in a mud-wrestling ring she won’t be able to escape. Now I have to be in my underwear or i’ll stain my clothes but it’ll all be worth it to take down amazi-girl
THAT plan would get Billie promoted to editor.
More like queen
I was hoping Daisy having a snarky secretary or something.
Her secretary is Ninja Rick, you never see him but works gets KILLED.
I thought Ninja Rick was the janitor.
I WILL BRIBE YOU WITH CANDY!
It’s like sexual favors, but not at all but still enjoyable.
Candy is Robin DeSantos Sexual favor.
Give her a lollipop.
I know how you feel, Daisy. None of my college roommates where hot dudes questioning their sexuality. Same-sex porn has lied to us both.
Straight porn isn’t very honest either.
or tran-sexual porn
That’s something I didn’t need to know about you, kiddo.
I’m not. I’m just saying all porn is REALLY phony
I know, right? …except the ones who were but I didn’t know it. DAMN THEM.
So say we all, Daisy.
Panel 3′s nicely done. Rereading it, Daisy’s body language seems to be subtly prepared for Billie to grab her and start hate-kissing her.
“Fuck you! I’ll start writing BETTER than Dorothy and turning my work in EARLY! HA HA NO WAIT THAT WOULD BE CONSTRUCTIVE”
I bribed that bitch with sexual favors.
Bitches love sexual favors.
Daisy’s last line is eerily relevant to my life right now. o_O
Someone should introduce her to Leslie…
It is truly a sad world when bosses can’t even trade sexual favors for special treatment.
I think. Now, this might not be true, but I think….
she might be a lesbian.
“How do you intend to do that?” she said, unconsciously leaning forward in her chair a bit. LOL
all too consciously..
Love your avatar.
Y’see, whenever *I* try an’ bribe someone with sexual favors, then go and call the police.
i’m guessing that joe’s I-NEED-TO-JOE HER sense is tingling
if not then mine is
You and me both Daisy, you and me both.
Daisy, why are you speaking in the third person?
Bisexual Favors: The true story about how Clark Kent got a top reporting job at the Daily Planet.
I thought it was blackmail.
According to the Christopher Reeves version, he got hired because he was a really fast typist.
yeah, I’ll bet it has something to do with his fast fingers all right…
Personally, my favourite is the one in which Perry White knows that he’s Superman, and he’s all “well this guy saves the world like three times a day, so if he wants to come and be a reporter, by Caesar’s Ghost, he’s earned it!”.
Yeah, I can’t buy into any explanation for anything involving superman that doesn’t include his coworkers knowing who he is. Let’s face it, no matter what little extras you add to it for flair his “disguise” is shit. I don’t think that anyone who deals with both Clark and Superman that often could be unable to figure it out and still know which end of your body pants go on.
I want pictures! Pictures of nude women! Pictures of nude women engaging in sexual acts!
“But sir, this is a poetry journal.”
Poetry in motion – Walkin’ by my side
Her lovely locomotion – Keeps my eyes open wide
Poetry in motion – See her gentle sway
A wave out on the ocean – Could never move that way
I love every movement – And there’s nothing I would change
She doesn’t need improvement – She’s much too nice to rearrange
Poetry in motion – Dancing close to me
A flower of devotion – A swaying gracefully
with much thanks to – JOHNNY TILLOTSON
You know, I often wonder how many people DO secretly want to be bribed with sexual favours…
it’s a round business:
the one on the bottom gets as much as the one on the top.
That last panel should have had a maniacal evil laugh from Billy as she departs.
I’m probably wrong, but is this the first time Billie has actually tried to fight back against DOA’s constant attempts to break her? Feels like she usually takes it to the face, but this time, she’s striking back…?
(Not that it’ll go well for her. Leslie was saying something about the story ‘correcting’ her not that long ago, right?)
seriously. billy is fucking annoying at this point. so pathetic.
I dunno, I feel like the more she rages against her own irrelevance, the more identifiable she becomes. Though maybe that says more about me than anything else…
At this point I’m like “aww it’s a Billie comic :(“
Don’t those words usually herald the birth of a new supervillain?
Billie, a supervillain? Yeah, and I’m the king of Scotland.
That’s impossible: Idi Amin was the las one!
Id do it for a nickel……or free, whichever is cheapest.
Oh, Billie. I feel like saying “fuck you” to your boss (and then NOT EVEN fucking her, geez) is not the best idea if you want to keep your job, much less get more work to do in it.
No one ever tries bribing me with sexual favors, either
Would you really want sexual favours from someone who’s demonstrated no ability to think about anyone but herself?
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