NEW STORYLINE ON MONDAY
Well, this storyline seems to have a happy ending.
But Happy Endings should not be performed in public, there are laws after all.
*(No, it is not a mispelling despite what it looks like.)
“I don’t care what they do, as long as they don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.” ^_-
Yes! Think of the horses!
I’m glad, this is my favourite pairing
You people have no sense of adorableness.
Your avatar makes you look so sarcastic. “I’m GLAD. D<"
Well, she looks sarcastic because her dream man… stallion turn out to be an arrogant jerkass hahaha.
AMAZI-GIRL TURNS TO LIFE OF CRIME
[very sexy crime]
Public indecency is a crime, right?
Not when no one’s looking.
But then it’s not really public is it?
By that logic, Vandalism isn’t a crime if noone sees it.
Which is why I only tag the underside of sewer lids. The Perfect crime!
No, public workers can still see what you’ve done. You’ve got to go spraypaint the inside of the MTV studios to get the absolute perfect crime.
MTV studios? I think you will run out screaming after seeing the reality TV casts without their make ups.
You mean after seeing the reality TV casts WITH their make ups.
Seeing the reality TV casts from any distance with any kind of makeup or not would do the job for me!
Seriously, these series’ SUCK! HARD! I don’t understand why someone would want to expose themselves to this. I do with telenovelas, although I don’t like them. But all this Jersey Shore, Flavour of love and the like, I just don’t get.
But then, when someone sees it (usually a few hours later) suddenly it’s a crime!
She already chose the life of crime, ironically, when she chose to become a vigilante. And having sex in a public space.
She hasn’t actually performed any vigilantism. Citizen’s arrests are legal.
She totally stole a street sign!
in her first appearance, amazi-girl commited battery: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/kick/
she is a vigilante.
That was a proportionate response to an imminent threat from which the intended victim could not safely escape, ending upon cessation of the threat. Not battery.
“STEAL HEARTS, UNDERWEAR”
I just noticed AmaziGirl teases her hair when she’s in character :p
It’s so she’s harder to recognize. She also changes her voice.
Can you imagine what Danny is going to have to go through soon?
“Umm, could you not use that voice we’re having sex? It just reminds me too much of grandpa.”
This is, assuming, she’s using the Dark Knight batman voice.
And that Danny’s grandpa is Batman.
And that Danny’s had sex with his grandpa?
…Danny’s had sex with Batman?
Danny is Catwoman.
But Danny is all man.
Which makes him Catman.
Which makes him Drew.
See, I would have jumped from “Danny has had sex with Batman” to “Danny is Robin.”
And then “Danny accidentally caused world peace while under the influence of Cadburry Cream Egg Cereal.”
See I always think of Ethan as Dick Grayson and Danny as Tim Drake or Jason Todd.
Maybe it just looks that way because it is hidden under a dinosaur hat normally?
Hmm. Is she saying that fighting crime gets her hot?
Well, spandex and tights does get some people “in the mood”.
Hey, if it worked for Silk Specter II and Nite Owl II…
She’s saying that being a vigilante makes her feel naughty.
New continuity and yet Danny still make out on the dirt.
Well, he’s a down to earth boy……
(My piss-poor George Takei impression:) “Oh MYYYYYYY!”
(My piss-weak Steve Urwin impression): “CRIKEY! Ain’t she a BEAUTY!”
(My shitty Tommy Wissau impression): So anyway, how’s your sex life?
(My some what close Tommy Wissaeu impression): “What a story, Yotomoe”
(My piss-poor David Attenborough impression): “And here we see a beautiful mating ritual in full effect”
My excellent Sean Connery impression: I have yet to be impressed.
Dammit autocorrect. Impreshed.
I think your first autocorrect is right. It’s spelled “Impressed.”
Yes, but Sean Connery would pronounce it as “Impreshed”. Because he’s Sho Very, Very Shcottish.
Bow chicka wow wow
So is she gonna keep the mask on during sex? And keep using that voice? Kinky.
Just close your eyes and think of Batman…
Lucca looks disturbed by this image.
You’ve ever seen Dragon Knight 4-ever?
I guess she can keep her “secret” identity as long as Danny doesn’t see Amber naked… while wearing a mask.
And that’s highly unlikely.
What are you implying?
That Danny’s nickname should be “Danny Doorknob”.
Are you implying that someday Danny’s going to peep?
…Yes. Danny sneaks into the girl’s dormitory to peak at the women through the keyholes of their doors, getting an impression of a doorknob on his forehead when he rests his head against it. That is what I’m implying by suggesting to call him Danny Doorknob.
Oh, I thought you were making a comment about the shape of his penis.
Danny Doorknob? Does that mean whenever he’s wearing a tie, it’s a signal that someone is having sexytimes?
He won’t make the connection. Remember. Amber wears glasses. It’s fool-proof disguise.
I mean, hey, it works for Clark Kent…
How does Amazi-Girl see?
Which makes those quick costume changes even more impressive, come to think.
Superhero act and contact lenses never mix well.
Guess maybe Dan-O Will be making an Amazi-Woman out of her.
And Amazi-girl will make a man-child out of him.
They’re gonna get down to business,
to defeat… the Huns.
But I don’t think I’m ready.
Shut up, you nerd.
Let’s get down to business…to defeat…the thugs.
Did they send me danny, when I asked…for hugs.
He’s the saddest man I ever met, but you can BET before I’m through.
Mr. I’ll….make a Man…out of you….
Tranquil as a forest, but a dork…within
If you go to the pokemon center, you are sure…to win
You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic boy
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll…make a man….out of you!!!
Daisy: I’m never gonna catch some breasts
Sarah: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Walky: Boy was I fool in school for cutting Gym.
Billie: This chick’s got me scared to death
Ruth: Hope she doesn’t see right through me.
Dina: Right now I wish I knew how to swim
BE A MAN
You must be swift as Sonic the Hedgehog
BE A MAN
With all the force of Ken and Ryu
BE A MAN
With all the strength as rayquaza
Mysterious as the dark side of Majora’s Moon.
Time is racing towards us, Till my friend…comes out
If he heeds my every order and pushes out…self-doubt
He’s not suited for dating a girl…so he should come out, go home, they’re through
How could I…make a man…out of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
BE A MAN
You must be swift as Sonic the Hedgehog
BE A MAN
With all the force of Ken and Ryu
BE A MAN
With all the strength as rayquaza
Mysterious as the dark side of Majora’s Moon
*Mistakes this for a copy of the lyrics**says to himself, “No. Yotomoe is classier than that”**Inspects the lyrics**automatic shwing*
This is fuckin brilliant, good sir.
And once again, Yotomoe steals the show.
I… Have an Internet just seems so inadequate.
I….I WAS SINGING THE SONG WITH YOUR LYRICS IN MY HEAD. It fits PERFECTLY. God DAMN.
oh my jesus and you adapted the “this chick’s got me scared to death” and stuff to fit previous revelations too
excuse me there seems to be some sort of sensation in my pants
Why can’t we link directly to comments? This is a major failing.
The # appears to link directly to a comment?
*Packs up the comments section* Yeah, I don’t think we can top this, can we?
You… you… just…
Yup, still as awesome as when I first saw it. I’m singing it, and my roommates are giving me weird looks.
And yeah, I was singing it in my head too. Not out loud only because I’m packing an infection somewhere in my throat right now. Great stuff!
Well, if it’s turn out to be an amazi-sex experience that is.
You’re doing it wrong. She has to be hanging upside down in an alley way!
And give her headaches and nosebleeds?
Let’s hope she’s the only one with those nosebleeds. Better check the local butcher shops, just in case.
She’s compartmentalizing his penis.
The Amaza-rangs. The amazi-grappler, and now. The amazi-penis.
A whole utility belt of sexual inneundos… and actual genitalia.
So Amazi-Girl real identity is Lorena Bobbit? or her daughter?
I swear if the superhero origin story is “Boyfriend turned out to be gay -> FIGHTER FOR JUSTICE” I will be somewhat annoyed.
Also it makes me wonder why Leslie’s ex husband never was a superhero.
Leslie’s ex died as a part of some unknown guy’s backstory?
Did Leslie’s ex die? I thought we just never met him in either ‘verse
We saw him once in flashback , but that’s pretty much it. Dude doesn’t even get a tag. Well, unless his name is “Homosexuality” or “Nipple”, but that just seems even sadder than him going tagless.
Now that’s an unfortunate name. Nipple Robertson.
Was Bean Leslie’s maiden name? Does that mean his name is Mr. Bean?
Was she even married in DOA?
It is in the Walkyverse, Malaya addresses Leslie’s mom as “Mrs. Bean”. Which makes her dad Rowan Atkinson.
Behold the man who is Bean.
Hahah, nice one!
I bet not many get this reference.
Of course one should not make the mistake of reducing Rowan Atkinson to Mr. Bean.
Even leaving Blackadder to the side, you should see his One Man Show!
Maybe he is.
We never learned who really was, after all.
Based on what little we saw in the flashback, there’s a good chance it’s more complicated than that.
She did say to Dina she was sort of anxious about herself (at least, that’s how I interpreted it — she’s displayed a lot of confidence since then, so I could be wrong), and the superhero identity may be her way of making an alter ego and actually being all that she wants to be.
If anyone ever sees Amber in sunglasses first thing in the morning with bed head, they may figure out who she is.
once again, better with amazi-girl using a gruff batman voice
THIS ISN’T A CAR.
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!
SWEAR TO MEEEEEEE!!!!
Great, now I’m getting the image of Amazi-Girl as College Humor’s “Badman.”
“Danny…! But we totally had sex… like, A LOT.”
“…..Is that gravel in your mouth?”
Or are you just happy to see me?
(Bale) Batman: Stop talking! It’s my turn now!…
Superman: Well it’s about tim-wait… Is that your new stage voice?
(Bale) Batman: Yeah?… what about it?
Superman: Well… I mean… are you like… gargling marbles or something? I could barely understand you…
Well, y’know what they say, it’s hard to arrgle warrgle wahs with all these marbles in my mouth.
So, what’s the score?
Q to 12.
But seriously, doing it on the ground? That kind of stuff only happens in movies…or alternative movies.
Ive seen enough hentai…
enough is never enough.
How appropriate a gravatar for that comment!
On that subject, am i the only one who thinks she would love DoA?
Not enough Yaoi.
DAMN YOU WILLIS!!!!!!!!
Why don’t we do it by the road?
Why don’t we do it on the road?
Because your more likely to get run over than if you do it in a be., sheesh!
In a what now?
I meant to say bed but then I thought that it would be better if I had just left it at Because your more likely to get run over” but then when I thought I deleted it by highlighting it and posted it, it was too late to see that all I did was replace a “d” with a “.”. I am ashamed at myself.
Why don’t we just do the road?
Do the monorail.
An electrifying experience for sure!
“Why don’t we do it in the middle of the road?”
“Dude, the cars around here are hot. They can join in!”
Why don’t I make you blow you load.
. . .
Sorry, I thought we were doing a Dr. Seuss riff.
I can’t wait for Danny to discover amazi-girl true identity via a hickey
Didn’t anyone ever tell Amazi-Girl no glove, no love?
A utility belt without a condom pouch is like a superhero without a sidekick…
So it’d be like Green Lantern, then? Or Thor? Or Iron Man? Or Hawkeye? Or Martian Manhunter?
But GL can create his own condom…..
To think of it, he can construct a hot girl when he’s on a long mission, alone, on space…….
Her being entirely translucent green would probably be a turn-off, though. I mean, he has got to be getting tired of that by now.
Didn’t realize bank robberies caused latent exhibitionism.
Also, it can’t be just me but she looks more different. Her face and hair just look… Rounder?
Galasso’s face has always looked like that?
Now we just need Amazi-Girl to drop in and holler “Public indecency!” Oh, fine, I’ll guess we’ll make an exception for her.
Damn it Willis, I should be working right now, not reading your comics.
Stop doing awesome stuff !
I like the part where their faces melt together.
yeah yknow I honestly love the way that willis draws smooches. so cute!
Ah, well if you must have an addiction, at least nymphomania involves aerobic exercise, and you make new friends in the process!
Make new humans too!
it’s going to be very easy for him to figure out who his girlfriend is when she has morning sickness and you know…pregnancy-grown belly
there are ways around that these days
they’ve both had a child in the alt timeline, so i figured you’d eventually make them have kids, though i will not try to guess when. my previous comment was just to get it on people’s minds of a possibility. plus atm these two are just kissing
In that other universe, both of these characters have kids.
Ten or fifteen years down the road.
And not with each other, or with the people they
were seeing at this point in their lives in the other universe.
And these two have barely met at all, I can only think of two instances
Yeah. The more important point, though, is that, yeah, Danny has kids. Sal is not their mother. Neither is Joyce.
Amber has a kid. Ethan is not the father, nor is Internet boyfriend guy I forget his name.
Joe has a kid. (Kind of.) Half of IU campus is not the mother. (That we know of. Though Joe’s into territory where we should be looking at statistics on contraceptive failure…)
Mike has a kid. Dina is not the mother.
Billie has kids. Ruth is not their father.
Joyce has kids. Danny is not their father.
Walky has kids… oh dear gods Walky has kids. Who let this happen?!
A fling in the first month of college does not mean that they’re gettin’ married and pumping out babies any time soon, or even necessarily at all. I mean, it can happen, I suppose… but I can’t recall ever having seen it. I wouldn’t even know where to find the girl I was dating a month into my freshman year of college…
Good points all around here. (Also, Nate was internet’s boyfriend’s name. …dangit, I’m making comments just to be an annoying trivia know-it-all now.)
Congratulations. You’re one of us now.
So… is she gonna leave the mask on…? How much of that costume is coming off exactly? Does she wear street clothes underneath? Could they make her more easily identifiable?
Why am I wondering about the mechanics of a cartoon superhero fucking?
Because you are just that concerned about accuracy in the portrayal of your cartoon superhero fucking.
Sounds like an idea for a master’s thesis. “On the Accuracy of Cartoon Superhero Fucking Mechanics”
Someone better make this happen.
Then we need deep research in this concept of cartoon superhero fucking.
Quick! Someone get me that comic where Superman and Wonder Woman bump uglies and cause an earthquake!
Researching this one at the university library would be quite entertaining.
Typically – or at least in the cases of Superman and Spiderman – one wears the superhero costume under the normal clothes, not the other way around. That way, if there’s an emergency, the street clothes can be hastily removed, and the character can become a superhero as quickly as possible.
I’m actually surprised she’s taken he gloves off, realistically all she needs to do is move the bridge of her panties.
When it comes to sex, there is a huge difference between “what you need to do” and “what you want to do”.
So, Amazi-Girl is Nite Owl, then?
Now we need to get Danny dressed in a skimpy costume, and it’ll be perfect.
Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who thought about that scene in Watchmen when I read this. XD
I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking this.
Laurie: Dan, was tonight good? Did you like it?
Laurie: Did the costumes make it good? Dan…?
Dan: Yeah. Yeah, I guess the costumes had something to do with it.
This storyline has been making Amazi-Girl super cute.
Especially in that 4th panel.
Oh shi-, the gloves are coming off
Well, if they are responsible, the glove should be going on.
At first I was “Awwwww”, and now I say “GO FOR IT!!!!
Just don’t firget to use protection ~_^
I wonder if the suit is made of Latex
Well that was an interesting mental image. >.>
And OT, I just noticed something while reading Fans. During the crossover between It’s Walky and Fans, Shanna Cochran is being held captive by Head Alien and is less than impressed. He makes his customary “I’m-so-EVIL” speech at her and she goes “whatever, Dexter”. (http://www.faans.com/books1-6/index.php?p=1085)
Is THIS why the name Dexter was chosen for ‘Dexter And Monkey Master’? A reference to the last time the Walkyverse featured dimensional travel, being that DoA is sort of a parallell dimension to the Walkyverse as well? Is it just a coincidence? I MUST HAVE ANSWERS
(Also oh hey Amazi-Girl making out how about that)
I wasn’t reading back then so I don’t know for sure which happened first but I know the fanbase started reffering to him as Dexter so that line may have been in response to them.
Oh wait, the “Head Alien was known as Dexter in the comics but changed to Dexter in the TV show because the fandom began referring to him as Dexter” is a reference to the real-life fandom referring to Head Alien as Dexter in the real-life comics?
…Meta. Anyway, thanks for clearing that up!
The Dumbiverse is in the same multi-verse as the Walkyverse; DoA has appeared in Shortpacked!.
Oh, huh–is there a difference between being part of the same multi-verse and being a parallell universe?
Pretty much the same thing, I like the term. There are slight differences in the words but I consider them synonymous.
Shanna called the Head Alien “Dexter” because it was a popular fan name for him already at the time.
Ahh, alright. Thankso.
And if I remember correctly, the reason it was a popular fan name was this (loooooong story short):
When Head Alien’s body was mirror-flipped (for Reasons), the Fanbase thought: since HA was such a sinister (left-handed) villain, he must now be dexterous (right-handed). Hence “Dexter”.
It’s so lame it’s AWESOME! 8D
Man, the Walkyverse fandom has always been cool.
Perhaps Dexter And Monkey Master is a cartoon in her universe too, and that’s why she called him that?
Wait ’till Danny finds out he’s been making out with Ultra Car.
Hey, I’d make out with UC. She’s adorable.
UC thinks kissing is gross. I think this just disproved the AG/UC hypothesis once and for all. Clearly Sal is Amazi-girl.
It’s clearly Galasso, the resemblance is uncanny.
Amazi-Girl is totes aderbleberble. Also, her hair is so fluffy I’m gonna die.
Gah, another transition to end of chapter make out session type thing. You do this too often, Willis. It makes things confusing and uncertain, like we still don’t know if Jason took Sal up on her offer (as obvious as it may seem) or even when Robin and Leslie finally got it on over at Shortpacked (and seeing how Robin’s virginity was a big thing for her, it wa kind of annoying to see it slipped by).
I’m not saying actually depict the sex scene, but aftermath pillow talk of some kind would help make it a bit clearer.
You find out what happens.
Really? Then in that case i am automatically satisfied.
As is Danny (hopefully)
why do i picture willis wringing his hands and smiling wickedly whilest saying this?
Someone would turn down Sal’s offer? I think that was a given the second her shirt came off.
Angry. Rage. The horn.
And then they are run over by a car, who explains to the police that he was distracted by trying to read an upside down sign.
Gah, again poor proofreading. Of course I mean it is the driver of the car doing the explaining, not that it is Ultra-Car.
Storyline over, huh. My guess (of who’s coming to Galasso’s) was Ryan. Or someone with similar Drama Bomb Potential. Guess the title wasn’t meant as foreshadowing, then.
It’s killing me inside, she needs to take off the mask!!!
*Various Whining Noises*
Guess I need to go and read all your other webcomics after I catch up with this one
Troublesome behaviors, eh? Rage?
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