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by David M Willis on November 8, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - The Only Dope For Me Is You
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. Zero Cool
    Zero Cool
    November 8, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    DRAMA

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      November 8, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

      BOMB

      • thecanvashat
        thecanvashat
        November 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

        BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

        • Farmer_10
          Farmer_10
          November 8, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

          !!!!!!

          • thecanvashat
            thecanvashat
            November 8, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

            *silence*

            • Tunaro
              Tunaro
              November 8, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

              *Sad Dramatic Music*

              • CthulhuPanda36
                CthulhuPanda36
                November 8, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

                *Fade to credits*

                • Tunaro
                  Tunaro
                  November 8, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

                  *Post Credits*
                  Hand shoots out of ground

                  Drama Zombies

                • thecanvashat
                  thecanvashat
                  November 8, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

                  Drama Zombies and Avengers Stinger.

                • Undrave
                  Undrave
                  November 8, 2013 at 1:03 am | #

                  Drama Schwarma!!

                • Parnifia the Bastard
                  Parnifia the Bastard
                  November 8, 2013 at 4:55 pm | #

                • desolation0
                  desolation0
                  November 9, 2013 at 11:39 am | #

                  The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

        • Dibullba
          Dibullba
          November 8, 2013 at 11:50 am | #

          *Evil Laughter*

  2. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    November 8, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Oh what now

    • thecanvashat
      thecanvashat
      November 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      IN THE NEXT ISSUE: EVERYONE DIES!

      • Charlie Spencer
        Charlie Spencer
        November 8, 2013 at 12:03 pm | #

        That’ll never get old.

        • Baker
          Baker
          November 8, 2013 at 1:10 pm | #

          I mean, people are still reading George Martin right?

          • Raoullefere
            Raoullefere
            November 8, 2013 at 1:52 pm | #

            Yes, they are. I can’t work out why, either.

            • Baker
              Baker
              November 8, 2013 at 2:32 pm | #

              Yeah I stopped myself. It’s apparent he has a poor or nonexistent outline for the series which is as foreboding for it’s future as his writing.

              • ProfessorZoot
                ProfessorZoot
                November 8, 2013 at 2:56 pm | #

                That was the best thing about the series. It wasn’t predictable good versus evil. But I stopped reading it when he kept introducing new elements that could not be reconciled with the original word concept. Not that seasons lasting for a decade or longer at random ever really made sense, especially with no way to preserve food through such a winter.

                • The Candyman
                  The Candyman
                  November 8, 2013 at 6:11 pm | #

                  Summers last for longer too; presumably people have the foresight to store away food in that time. Besides, I’m pretty sure it’s only the Northern areas that get really cold.

                • SomePunk
                  SomePunk
                  November 15, 2013 at 7:41 am | #

                  well he is just following the model that Robert Jordan did for his Wheel of Time series.

      • roborat
        roborat
        November 8, 2013 at 3:16 pm | #

        So, rocks fall first, right?

    • Aeonitus
      Aeonitus
      November 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Probably feels bad that she isn’t keeping up with her end of the cold turkey bargain.

      • Reynard-Miri
        Reynard-Miri
        November 8, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        That’s my guess as well. Plus is probably not as used to symbolic gestures. (As opposed to throw-money-at-them gestures.)

      • EvergreenFir
        EvergreenFir
        November 8, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

        I wonder if its conflict about the relationship.

      • rowanmikaio
        rowanmikaio
        November 8, 2013 at 1:30 am | #

        That or the reminder that she’s still drinking even though it’s what cost her cheer-leading to begin with.

      • Legasher
        Legasher
        November 8, 2013 at 7:03 am | #

        Or it could be the cheerleading part. More than one person and thing has sent Billie clear messages that she doesn’t have the same place or fit the same roll that she used to. When Ruth stole the outfit the first time, it was still the core of her identity. But since then, she’s been a Dorothy and a Ruth, come face to face with the truth of her alcoholism, and made friends who give her honest feedback and criticism. The outfit might have become a symbol more of what she’s lost than a symbol of all that she is. Though even if that’s true, I’m sure guilt for going back on the bargain is a big part of it too.

        • Ocbrad1
          Ocbrad1
          November 8, 2013 at 9:29 am | #

          Yeah, my thought was the cheerleading too. But it could be booze-guilt. Either way, oh the feels!

  3. Darbs
    Darbs
    November 8, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    And RUTH is the one sending mixed messages???

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 8, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Noone said they both couldn’t send them.

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      November 8, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      Billie’s message is muddled self loathing mixed with equal parts guilt and lying

    • Kiera
      Kiera
      November 8, 2013 at 4:35 am | #

      I think their communication algorithm is broken.

  4. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    November 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    “DAMMIT RUTH, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU MISSED THE CHANCE TO SPELL RAD SNOG”

    • CthulhuPanda36
      CthulhuPanda36
      November 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Or Dagon, or Radon, or Rodan.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

        Or RAD SONG.

        • Tunaro
          Tunaro
          November 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

          Gonads!

        • Jay Eff
          Jay Eff
          November 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

          Or GONADS….. R.

          • rowanmikaio
            rowanmikaio
            November 8, 2013 at 1:31 am | #

            ORGANS….D

            • marr
              marr
              November 8, 2013 at 3:02 am | #

              GRO NADS

              • garaden
                garaden
                November 8, 2013 at 7:55 am | #

                I don’t think that’d be pleasant for a girl.

                • Ivan
                  Ivan
                  November 8, 2013 at 9:50 am | #

                  Oh… but it is! IT IS!!

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        November 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        Or Dargon.

        • John
          John
          November 8, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

          She could wear it to math class. Totally discombobulate Jason.

          Better yet, loan it to Sal.

          • CthulhuPanda36
            CthulhuPanda36
            November 8, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

            Math = Easy, Englishes am hard

            • John
              John
              November 8, 2013 at 12:43 am | #

              (For those not so up on the Walkyverse, Dargon’s Jason’s father’s name.)

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        November 8, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        I would totally root for a team called the Rodans. He was my favorite Kaiju as a kid.

        • Tunaro
          Tunaro
          November 8, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

          I like either Ultraman or Godzilla; not sure who would beat who in a fight.

          • CthulhuPanda36
            CthulhuPanda36
            November 8, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

            Godzilla wins. In Godzilla: Final Wars he fights every kaiju he hasn’t already obliterated, all in a row! Don’t know much about Ultraman but I doubt he’s done that.

            • Undrave
              Undrave
              November 8, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

              Well Ultraman’s beat up the Godzilla suit with a neck frill, does that count?:p

              • Doctor_Who
                Doctor_Who
                November 8, 2013 at 8:13 am | #

                No way. That neck frill totally ruined his aerodynamics. It was a handicap to make it an even fight.

                And I think Don King Kong got him to throw the match anyway.

          • roborat
            roborat
            November 8, 2013 at 3:18 pm | #

            If the fight lasted longer than about 5 minutes, Godzilla would win.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 8, 2013 at 2:14 am | #

        GODS RAN would’ve been awesome as well.

    • John
      John
      November 8, 2013 at 2:50 am | #

      NRG SODA?

      Nah, I think Jen won.

    • Robin
      Robin
      November 8, 2013 at 6:51 am | #

      ROD SANG

      NO DARGS

      GRAD SON

      SNOR GAD

      … yeah I dunno

    • garaden
      garaden
      November 8, 2013 at 7:57 am | #

      *The word “DAGRON” carved into a table*

      “…you just keep doin’ what you’re doin’, man.”

    • derick
      derick
      February 4, 2014 at 1:46 pm | #

      rad snog is British for amazing makeout.

  5. norj
    norj
    November 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Billie you idiot.

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Looks like she pulled a Danny

      • Tunaro
        Tunaro
        November 8, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        Danny Count:
        Danny
        Ethan
        Amber
        Billie

        • Keroshino
          Keroshino
          November 8, 2013 at 1:36 am | #

          Everybody’s Danny, Just this once, everybody’s Danny!!!

          • Princesscarlos
            Princesscarlos
            November 8, 2013 at 2:50 am | #

            I’m Danny! You’re Danny! Dannies everywhere!

            • James
              James
              November 8, 2013 at 3:55 am | #

              I’m Danny and so is my wife!!!

            • norj
              norj
              November 8, 2013 at 3:56 am | #

              Noooooooooooooooooo!

              • Keroshino
                Keroshino
                November 8, 2013 at 5:53 am | #

                And when everyone is Danny…no one will be!

                • Thasvaddef
                  Thasvaddef
                  November 8, 2013 at 7:38 am | #

                  But we few, we the non-Dannies, we shall stay firm. We bear humanity’s last hope. For though we walk in the valley of the shadow of Danny we shall not succumb. And I dream of a better day, a day when we shall rise once more. And those who bear the mark of Danny, they shall know fear, and they shall know death, and they shall be purged from this world that their unholy footsteps now defile.

                • James
                  James
                  November 8, 2013 at 9:38 am | #

                  Resistance is futile you will be Danny.

              • clodia
                clodia
                November 8, 2013 at 2:21 pm | #

                Everybody’s Danny, Dave.

                • James
                  James
                  November 8, 2013 at 7:11 pm | #

                  Gregor Samsa, a traveling salesman, wakes up to find himself transformed into a “ungeheures Ungeziefer”, literally “monstrous vermin”, often interpreted as a Danny.

          • Robin
            Robin
            November 8, 2013 at 6:52 am | #

            Are you my Danny?

  6. Herohatch
    Herohatch
    November 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Damn it, Billie.

    • thecanvashat
      thecanvashat
      November 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Willis. Damn you Willis.

      • David
        David
        November 8, 2013 at 6:51 am | #

        Who’s a jerkface? Whooo’s a jerkface? Jerky, jerky, jerky?

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          November 8, 2013 at 8:04 pm | #

          Billie’s.

          Damn you, Billie’s!

  7. Sammie1053
    Sammie1053
    November 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Well, she DID just smack Ruth in the boobs…
    Silver linings i guess?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      I dunno. I don’t think boob smacking is enjoyable for either party…in this case.

  8. HEYOUGUYZ!
    HEYOUGUYZ!
    November 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Let’s see Dina figure that one out…

    • Leonou
      Leonou
      November 8, 2013 at 7:15 am | #

      Wowowow, she’sjust started her first semester in Socialising.
      You can’t throw her graduate finals already.

  9. Super Duper
    Super Duper
    November 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Wait, I thought Ruth was the tsundere?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      You cannot have this much electricity without tsundere.

      • Tunaro
        Tunaro
        November 8, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

        Electric girls do make the best tsunderes.

      • garaden
        garaden
        November 8, 2013 at 7:58 am | #

        Speaking of awkward gestures of affection, nice Gravatar!

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      They both are, it’s just that Ruth was “tsu” first and then randomly expressed her feelings. Billie is always “tsu” but hasn’t gotten used to the affection.

      She sees it. She knows it’s there. She’ll tell herself its there. But just doesn’t know how to respond to actual affection. Beating around the bush is easy. Walking through it is hard.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      I’m gonna find an american english word for tsundere so I can stop using it.
      I left my weaboo days behind, internet. Stop trying!

      • Super Duper
        Super Duper
        November 8, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        You can take the man out of weaboodom…
        But you can’t take weaboo out of the man…

      • Spiny Creature
        Spiny Creature
        November 8, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        “bongoes be crazy”

        • CthulhuPanda36
          CthulhuPanda36
          November 8, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAS4CSLAiyY

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          November 8, 2013 at 1:00 am | #

          So our choices are weaboo or misogynist?

          Well, I guess it is the internet…

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            November 8, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

            Why’s that misogynist?
            I can say “bongoes be crazy” to anyone of any gender or sexual orientation.
            You’re the misogynistic one for implying only women can be bongoes.

            • Kladeos
              Kladeos
              November 8, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

              I’ve never heard anyone call a guy “crazy bongo” or heard “bongoes be crazy” apply to guys. Because it is a gendered slur typically, especially combined with “crazy,” it’s pretty iffy to use.

              • Yotomoe
                Yotomoe
                November 8, 2013 at 1:25 am | #

                Hmmm….I have. I guess I’m just mo’ open minded :3.

                • John
                  John
                  November 8, 2013 at 2:55 am | #

                  Generally when I’ve heard “bongo” used against a guy, it’s because it’s a feminine-gendered slur, and so being used to call his masculinity into question as a bonus insult.

                • Davany
                  Davany
                  November 8, 2013 at 7:18 am | #

                  I’m not sure that being open to all genders under “bongoes be crazy” counts you as being “open minded”, as either way it’s a degrading slur. Applauding the fact you’ll use it equally is pretty stupid.

                • Yotomoe
                  Yotomoe
                  November 8, 2013 at 10:50 am | #

                  It’s because I don’t hold myself to some high standard of morality. I’m not perfectly nice. I cuss a lot. I am a nice guy, but I’m no longer trying to be perfectly unoffensive and pure all the time. And also I joke around a lot, so just don’t take what I say so seriously.

                • Doom Shepherd
                  Doom Shepherd
                  November 8, 2013 at 11:25 am | #

                  If “bongo” is used to call a male’s masculinity into question, and also to call a female’s femininity into question, then… Dear Gods… “bongo” is the gender-neutral pronoun we’ve all been searching for!

                  .

                  NO, not really! Geez!

                • Leonou
                  Leonou
                  November 8, 2013 at 1:15 pm | #

                  ROTFL

                  I for one would support the use of such a pronoun. Not only because I find the idea hilarious, but also because such a use would stop this word from being a slur.

                • Rani
                  Rani
                  November 8, 2013 at 6:55 pm | #

                  WE’RE TAKING IT BACK.

                  bongo.

                • Zach
                  Zach
                  November 8, 2013 at 7:00 pm | #

                  I like your post, but also find your gravitar to be amazingly appropriate.

                  I mainly hear it as a name for those who bongo about everything.

                • Yotomoe
                  Yotomoe
                  November 8, 2013 at 7:31 pm | #

                  I bongo a lot. We all bongo. By that logic we are all bongoes.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 8, 2013 at 2:17 am | #

        But the term tsundere started on the internet, and Internet is a universal language.

      • E.R.
        E.R.
        November 8, 2013 at 3:52 am | #

        I don’t know, stealing words from other languages is a time honored linguistic tradition. I mean, just look at how many words we stole from the french, it’s a wonder they can still talk.

        • Kladeos
          Kladeos
          November 8, 2013 at 9:31 am | #

          It’s pretty unnecessary when they’re words we already have in English. “Kawaii” and “baka” come to mind. I know it pisses off some Japanese people when weeaboos use gratuitous Japanese.

    • Paul Indrome
      Paul Indrome
      November 8, 2013 at 2:47 am | #

      Not quite tsundere, not quite kitsune, not quite otaku … they can’t even figure out who’s the seme and who’s the uke here… someone needs to hand them a tvtrope guide.

      • roborat
        roborat
        November 8, 2013 at 3:22 pm | #

        I am a little confused. Isn’t kitsune the word for fox, or is there some other meaning I am not aware of?

      • Rani
        Rani
        November 8, 2013 at 6:58 pm | #

        Tsundere, Yandere, Kitsune, Kawaii, Kamekaze, Kamehameha, Ku Klux Klan, Mortal Kombat, Moral Condition, Motorcycle Club, MC, JC, PC, Dell

  10. ironbillie
    ironbillie
    November 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    And the next page is Ruth walking into Billies room later that day wearing nothing but that shirt (maybe some socks).

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 8, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      “Ruth, Give me back my clothes”
      “Not until I get a thank you hug”

      • Leonou
        Leonou
        November 8, 2013 at 7:21 am | #

        Would it not be better if Billie gave the hug AFTER removing the shirt from Ruth ? (the socks are optional)

    • garaden
      garaden
      November 8, 2013 at 8:01 am | #

      Jesus, the ponytail-helmet and alcohol…I can’t take it…it’s beautiful…

      • Leonou
        Leonou
        November 8, 2013 at 8:14 am | #

        Here you go.

  11. John
    John
    November 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Guessing Billie feels guilty because Ruth is doing things for her when she’s not even keeping up her end of the cold-turkey pact.

    • Seerow
      Seerow
      November 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      This was my first thought as well.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 8, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        Yeah, I thought that was supposed to be apparent.

        • Farmer_10
          Farmer_10
          November 8, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

          Yeah, that’s clearly it. For shame, Billy.

    • Hawkwing
      Hawkwing
      November 8, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      Actually, I think it was more the reminder of who she no longer was that is getting to Billy. If you remember, when she went to the football game with Ruth the first thing on her mind was how different the view was.

      In fact, a lot of this comic has been about how no one really cares that Billy was once a cheerleader. Though that might be part of it as well…

      • Leonou
        Leonou
        November 8, 2013 at 7:30 am | #

        As Reynar-Miri put it earlier, it probably also has to do with the fact her “emotionally stunted father” hasn’t teached her about small gestures of affection and instead used to “show his love through wads of cash”.
        I mean, the mix of guilt, remorse and mild emotional crippling cannot be good.

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      November 8, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

      That would be my guess, but I guess we will have to wait and see

      • Chaucer59
        Chaucer59
        November 8, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

        That or body image. Billie’s a bit chunkier than when she was cheering, ne?

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          November 8, 2013 at 1:01 am | #

          The Freshman Fifteen already? It’s only been a few weeks into the first semester.

          • Kladeos
            Kladeos
            November 8, 2013 at 1:19 am | #

            She probably would’ve spent the summer doing cheerleading boot camps or something, but wouldn’t have this summer.

        • sps48
          sps48
          November 8, 2013 at 9:18 pm | #

          More calories (alcohol) minus calorie-burning cheerleading = Pre-Freshman Fifteen.

    • showler
      showler
      November 8, 2013 at 12:00 pm | #

      Ruth goes after, they talk a bit, finally Billie confesses:

      “When I’m alone at night and have nothing to do I can’t stop myself from drinking”.

      Ruth replies: “Well, I have a solution to that.”

      • Rani
        Rani
        November 8, 2013 at 7:00 pm | #

        “I can fix that.”

        Cookies to whoever gets that reference

  12. HEYOUGUYZ!
    HEYOUGUYZ!
    November 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    no socks.

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 8, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      Socks are for people who can be in a normal relationship with a person!

      By this logic everyone in this comic should be barefoot all the time…

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 8, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        Ironically, the one girl who IS barefoot all the time is probably the most easygoing of them all.

  13. The Aussie Bloke
    The Aussie Bloke
    November 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Her status as cheerleader means nothing in college. The shirt is a reminder of that and it’s too much for her to handle. Sound about right?

    • David
      David
      November 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Actually, I think it has to do with the way Ruth is showing kindness and repairing/expanding their relationship. And Billie doesn’t know how to handle this. Whether it has to do with her not being sober like Ruth, or still feeling weird about their past relationship remains to be seen.

      • Bill
        Bill
        November 8, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        I think you’re closer to correct with your first assessment.  Billie doesn’t know how to handle this so she’s trying to avoid the situation entirely.

        How much you wanna bet she goes back to her room and pops open a cold one?  And Ruth, who has followed her, catches her?

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Never stopped her from loving it before.

      I agree with others, I think she feels guilty for cheating Ruth.

  14. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    She’s gon’ cry when she gets in the car.

  15. Kladeos
    Kladeos
    November 8, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    TIME TO CONFESS BILLIE. I know you feel guilty!

    Also: </3

  16. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    November 8, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    BLOOD WILL RUN IN THE STREETS, WILLIS.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 8, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Blood should really start with a light jog first. It should make sure it keeps a steady pace through a familiar area and gauge an estimated time between the end of the route and your home so that it can have enough energy to make it back home.

  17. Toad
    Toad
    November 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    ??????? 🙁

    • Spiny Creature
      Spiny Creature
      November 8, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Implication is that Billie feels guilty about lying to Ruth re: quitting drinking, and had to leave before the feels made her confess.

  18. Rani
    Rani
    November 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Ladies and Gentlemen, this is this ship’s captain speaking with an important announcement:

    RIDE TOGETHER DIE TOGETHER

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Aye aye, capt’n…

  19. Thanks, I'll Have Another!
    Thanks, I'll Have Another!
    November 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Time for hugs. hugs self quietly

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 8, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      *Hugs

  20. gangler
    gangler
    November 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    I’m confused.

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 8, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      So is Billie

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 8, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      She feels bad that Ruth is doing things for her when she doesn’t deserve it.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 8, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      No you’re not! You’re gangler!

    • Shrugs
      Shrugs
      November 8, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

      gangler is confused!

      gangler hurt itself in confusion!

    • Spliced
      Spliced
      November 8, 2013 at 5:21 am | #

      Ruth tried to use Compassionate Moment!

      ….but it failed!

  21. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    Bets that she will run off to drown her sorrows.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 8, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      You’d better call the police! Sorrows needs our help!!!

  22. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    November 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    She should have put it on so it said “Dagrons”

    • Jay Eff
      Jay Eff
      November 8, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

      Click here for more “Dragons” anagrams

      • Portmanteaust
        Portmanteaust
        November 8, 2013 at 2:50 am | #

        What sorcery is this!?

  23. CthulhuPanda36
    CthulhuPanda36
    November 8, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    Hm, Ruth’s comment about “the right order” strikes me as a 4th wall comment. But if Willis had had this drawn weeks or months before, he couldn’t have read the comment section.

    Clearly this means Willis can see the future. Or read future thoughts.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 8, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      Maybe Willis is from the future and can see the past!

      • CthulhuPanda36
        CthulhuPanda36
        November 8, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        Maybe he exists outside of time?

        • Spliced
          Spliced
          November 8, 2013 at 5:19 am | #

          Willis is The Doctor?

          • Robin
            Robin
            November 8, 2013 at 7:00 am | #

            No, he’s the TARDIS.

    • John
      John
      November 8, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

      It’s been well-established that Willis can predict the comments section. Not that it’s usually difficult to guess what this lot is thinking.

      (Usually “Now make out!”. Regardless of who’s in the strip.)

      • norj
        norj
        November 8, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

        Not true sometimes we think death to Faz/Danny.

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          November 8, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

          Danny’s fineish, I guess, but Faz really needs to find someplace else to infest.

          Although, I am curious wtf he was doing while his dad was trying to spy on Amber.

          • norj
            norj
            November 8, 2013 at 5:28 am | #

            You don’t want to know what Faz does when he’s alone.

          • garaden
            garaden
            November 8, 2013 at 8:04 am | #

            Probably trying to neg the fountain statue.

            • Rutee
              Rutee
              November 8, 2013 at 12:51 pm | #

              “The Great Faz has been told that the way into a woman’s nether regions is to make them feel vaguely insulted. Did you know the stone used in your construction was subpar, but has left you still looking reasonably attractive?”

              Yeah, I can see that.

  24. LeviT
    LeviT
    November 8, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

    So does she not want it cause she was drinking, does she not want it cause she can’t deal with lesbian feels, or does she not want it cause it just doesn’t fit anymore.

    Probably the first one. Hope its the third one.

    • Spliced
      Spliced
      November 8, 2013 at 5:17 am | #

      I was thinking the second at first. However the first one listed came to me second. The third if true is so anti-climactic it would BLOW MY MIND

      • LeviT
        LeviT
        November 8, 2013 at 4:10 pm | #

        The interesting thing about the third, is it would be a kind of physical manifestation of the first.

  25. Aaron
    Aaron
    November 8, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

    It’s cause she was kicked offa cheerleading for drinking, right? Wasn’t that a thing? And now she feels too guilty to deal?

  26. Paul
    Paul
    November 8, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    Yeah, Billie, aren’t identity crises a total bongo?

  27. Darwin
    Darwin
    November 8, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

    Poor Ruth. Either she’s just trying to do something nice, which is entirely possible, or she’s trying to score points with Billie, who is probably not gay, which is a shame for her. It must be awful to have an affection that’s doomed to be unrequited.

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 8, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      Billie’s bi!

    • John
      John
      November 8, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

      Like I said yesterday, Billie is literally the poster girl for bisexuality.

      • newllend
        newllend
        November 8, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

        I thought that was robin

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          November 8, 2013 at 2:01 am | #

          Evidence is that Robin is basically straight+Lesliesexual.

    • MR K
      MR K
      November 8, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

      Billie tried to kiss Sal. She’s definitely bisexual, or maybe bicurious

      • garaden
        garaden
        November 8, 2013 at 8:05 am | #

        So did Joyce, she just doesn’t know it yet.

        …I think everyone’s just Sal-sexual.

        • Mr K
          Mr K
          November 8, 2013 at 3:21 pm | #

          Even Sal herself? Or Walky?

  28. Waverocker
    Waverocker
    November 8, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

    To anyone who doesn’t understand:
    Bills doesn’t feel ‘worthy’ of Ruth’s favor because she didn’t give up the booze like she said she would. Confrontation probably within the next month

  29. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    November 8, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

    Billie leveled up…

    – She learned “Guilt”

    • The Phantom's Belch
      The Phantom's Belch
      November 8, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

      Ruth leveled up as well. She learned “Guilt Trip”.

      • Spliced
        Spliced
        November 8, 2013 at 5:16 am | #

        Wouldn’t it be the other way around?

  30. March
    March
    November 8, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

    And that was the sound of Ruth’s heart cracking into a few pieces due to misunderstanding just what that rejection was rejecting exactly.

    Geez, these two make me feel good about myself and my relationships.

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 8, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

      Oh god I didn’t even think of that. Another rejection… Poor thing.

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      November 8, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

      Oh dear, I hadn’t thought of how Ruth would misinterpret it based on the available evidence. These two are gloriously screwed up.

      DAMN YOU WILLIS.

      • Leonou
        Leonou
        November 8, 2013 at 8:24 am | #

        Willis, I swear if the next strip is a depressed Ruth saying “wait …” and next crawling on her bed mumbling “Stupid” then, God help me, there will be retaliation !

        • March
          March
          November 8, 2013 at 11:54 am | #

          See, you just made my original observation that much worse, because now I’m picturing it.

  31. newllend
    newllend
    November 8, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

    Why you gotta make it weird Billie, then again its reason able , Ruth is still coping with the fact she is might be a lesbian, and Billie, who knows how she feels

    • newllend
      newllend
      November 8, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

      I am saying all this because that’s what I think is going on not because I ship this

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        November 8, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

        http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051223

        Granted, it’s about mary sues, not shipping, but last panel. Seriously, we know the difference. Or at least, some of us do.

        • newllend
          newllend
          November 8, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

          So I don’t know whats going on, well to be honest your rite I don’t at first I thought I did but I don’t, I don not have a single clue

        • Bill
          Bill
          November 8, 2013 at 2:07 am | #

          Willis has said that this is somewhat autobiographical.  So which character is *HIS* Mary Sue?

          Or has he, like Voldemort, ripped his soul into several pieces and passed them out between multiple characters?

          • Portmanteaust
            Portmanteaust
            November 8, 2013 at 2:52 am | #

            I thought ripping your soul into multiple pieces and distributing them amongst fictional characters *was* writing.

            • Spliced
              Spliced
              November 8, 2013 at 5:15 am | #

              Naaa, it’s also also a PTSD side effect

          • Tenn
            Tenn
            November 8, 2013 at 10:23 am | #

            Willis has said that Joyce is somewhat autobiographical.

        • roborat
          roborat
          November 8, 2013 at 3:28 pm | #

          I love that comic, glad to see others know about it as well.

  32. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    November 8, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

    It was the overalls, Ruth.

    • EvergreenFir
      EvergreenFir
      November 8, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

      Can’t be… I don’t see Billie ravishing Ruth

  33. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    November 8, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    STOP SMOTHERING ME!

  34. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    November 8, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

    Potentially dumb question but has Billie had any other same-sex relationships? I know for Bi-Awareness Day Willis drew a pic with Billie, but I was wondering if this is her first relationship with a girl and does Billie self-identify as bi?

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 8, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

      Not a relationship, but she’s into Sal.

      • EvergreenFir
        EvergreenFir
        November 8, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

        Thought that was more idolization, but yeah I guess…

        • John
          John
          November 8, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

          There’s idolization, and then there’s trying to kiss her.

          • Bill
            Bill
            November 8, 2013 at 2:12 am | #

            We are to assume that she was gassed out of her gourd.  I know, there’s a saying that says “In vino veritas”, but I’m sure that if we all think back we will have to admit that each one of us have done things that are way out of character after we’d been hanging around with Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, or the Walker boys, Blackie and Red.

            • Heavensrun
              Heavensrun
              November 8, 2013 at 9:56 am | #

              Being drunk does not randomize your behavior outside of your normal desires. It just lowers your inhibitions on things you want to do but wouldn’t. If Billie didn’t want a taste of caramel rebel, getting drunk wouldn’t suddenly make her want to.

    • John
      John
      November 8, 2013 at 2:43 am | #

      We don’t really know much about what Billie got up to before college, other than hanging out with cheerleaders instead of Walky and getting found drunk and half-naked by firefighters. Leaving aside extrauniversal evidence, all we’ve really got is speculation.

      But we do know that she’s totally comfortable with recommending lesbian makeouts as a solution to interpersonal conflict. We know that she’s tried to kiss Sal. We know that she thinks that everyone is bicurious. We know that her first reaction to Ruth kissing her was to kiss back, and she’s never been all “Ah! My lips touched girl lips!” about it. We know that she’s a party girl and totally down with casual sex.

      We don’t know if she identifies as bi, or if she’s ever had a relationship or even just sex with another girl… but I’d be surprised to find out that Ruth was the first girl she’d kissed. (Maybe the first girl she kissed who wasn’t doing it to score free booze…)

      (We don’t even know if she’s ever had a relationship or sex with a guy, for that matter, though I’d be totally shocked to find out that she’s a virgin. She was waaaaaay too comfortable with climbing on Danny for someone who’s never been on that ride before.)

      I’d find it an entertaining twist, anyway, if it turned out that Billie was experienced and comfortable with her bisexuality and Ruth was surprised and confused by hers, given that Ruth was the one who initiated the relationship.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        November 8, 2013 at 9:43 am | #

        I don’t believe being found drunk and half-naked by firefighters was was supposed to be a thing that had actually happened to her, actually.

        • John
          John
          November 8, 2013 at 12:48 pm | #

          I’m thinking it was, if not exactly literally true, at least similar within poetic license to what happened when she wrapped her SUV around a tree and got busted for DUI. She seemed to be using the phrase to draw an analogy between that event and Ruth’s situation.

    • Heatth
      Heatth
      November 8, 2013 at 6:06 am | #

      Actually, the Billie in the Bi-awareness day image is actually the Walkyverse Billie, not the Billie from Dumbing of Age.

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        November 8, 2013 at 9:23 am | #

        How do you know? Not that it matters, because sexual orientation is constant through universes.

        • John
          John
          November 8, 2013 at 12:58 pm | #

          Costume details (particularly, Billie isn’t wearing glasses, and Ruth’s got her big square Roomies! frames, not the rectangular half-glasses she wears in DoA), and it got posted on the Bring Back Roomies! site, not here. But, yeah, people’s sexualities are consistent across worlds.

          • Kladeos
            Kladeos
            November 8, 2013 at 5:48 pm | #

            In that case, I especially like that she’s looking at Ruth.

  35. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    November 8, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

    Billie can send mixed messages too!

  36. John Madden
    John Madden
    November 8, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

    I’ll be honest: I completely forgot what the uniform originally said.

    • Portmanteaust
      Portmanteaust
      November 8, 2013 at 2:54 am | #

      “No Drag~” – Billie went to a very anti-crossdressing school.

      • DSL
        DSL
        November 8, 2013 at 9:11 am | #

        Or the Indiana Institute of Aero- and Hydrodynamics.

  37. Vex Godglove
    Vex Godglove
    November 8, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

    Billie is capable of feeling guilt. I find myself oddly disappointed in her.

  38. newllend
    newllend
    November 8, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

    OK OK so it could be guilt or there friendship getting weird

  39. apostateCourier
    apostateCourier
    November 8, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

    welp, painful memories + feeling guilty about falling off the wagon?

  40. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 8, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

    oh BTW.
    Who wants to see my pinup?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      November 8, 2013 at 12:47 am | #

      Is this a trick question?

      (I do)

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 8, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

      Cuz here it is
      NSFW

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        November 8, 2013 at 1:18 am | #

        Yaaay~

      • Bill
        Bill
        November 8, 2013 at 2:19 am | #

        Marcie and Sarah?

        • John
          John
          November 8, 2013 at 2:48 am | #

          Sierra.

          Do the other half of Squad 48 next!

      • Spliced
        Spliced
        November 8, 2013 at 5:12 am | #

        Need to know: Should I be afraid to click this?

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          November 8, 2013 at 7:42 am | #

          Nah, this one’s good.

  41. Vash
    Vash
    November 8, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

    *IS CRYING INTERNALLY*

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      November 8, 2013 at 12:55 am | #

      *IS CRYING EXTERNALLY*

      • Spliced
        Spliced
        November 8, 2013 at 5:11 am | #

        It really is an all-around crying shame

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 8, 2013 at 9:43 am | #

        *IS CRYING METAPHYSICALLY*

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          November 8, 2013 at 2:49 pm | #

          *IS CRYING ETERNALLY*

  42. Gottawonder
    Gottawonder
    November 8, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

    All of the above.

  43. Gottawonder
    Gottawonder
    November 8, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

    Too bad no like buttons Yotomoe.
    ‘slow clap’

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 8, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

      I …gottawonder.
      Does the reply button not work fro you or something?

      • Spliced
        Spliced
        November 8, 2013 at 5:11 am | #

        One does not reply to Yotomoe.

        Yotomoe replies to you.

        • Vash
          Vash
          November 8, 2013 at 2:24 pm | #

          Little did he know, Yotomoe is Soviet Russia.

  44. acutepandemonium
    acutepandemonium
    November 8, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

    All the guilt a monthly internet bill can buy

  45. DFS
    DFS
    November 8, 2013 at 12:55 am | #

    Goddamit Billie. I know you feel that your rejection of Ruth’s advances were responsible for Ruth’s nigh-suicidal alcoholic binge, regardless of what she told you, so you better get your shapely ass back in that room and fess up, unless you want to tell Howard that you let his sister die.

  46. MsSchiff
    MsSchiff
    November 8, 2013 at 12:57 am | #

    Yeah, hard to tell exactly. My guess is that she’s pretty upset about how things have changed from high school. She doesn’t feel like the girl who could wear that shirt originally.

    So Ruth TOTALLY should have misspelled it!

    • Sterling
      Sterling
      November 8, 2013 at 4:43 am | #

      I think it’s that the fixed shirt is a reward for being a good friend with the alcohol thing.
      But Billie is still drinking and so feels remorse and guilt about accepting something for a lie.

  47. Fuzzydaemon
    Fuzzydaemon
    November 8, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

    I think Billie is guilty about still practicing alcoholism.

    I would have loved to see a “SNODGARD” shirt!!! Rofl.

    • Bill
      Bill
      November 8, 2013 at 2:03 am | #

      You’ve got an extra ‘D’ in there……

  48. Giant Speck
    Giant Speck
    November 8, 2013 at 1:08 am | #

    Fuck yeah, “Contact” reference in the alt text.

  49. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    November 8, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

    Billie, just tell her you cheated on the whole quitting drinking thing. She will forgive you, after breaking your femurs.

    • Eukie
      Eukie
      November 8, 2013 at 6:09 am | #

      Billie wants to have her cake and eat it too. She wants to keep her friend and and keep her femurs.

  50. mister gray
    mister gray
    November 8, 2013 at 2:08 am | #

    yea billie wants ruth 🙂

  51. Orangey
    Orangey
    November 8, 2013 at 2:12 am | #

    ARGH YOU TWOoooo

  52. TaintedSpud
    TaintedSpud
    November 8, 2013 at 2:38 am | #

    Release the Drama!

  53. Varangian
    Varangian
    November 8, 2013 at 2:48 am | #

    *CANNED LAUGHTER*

  54. Locke
    Locke
    November 8, 2013 at 3:19 am | #

    THE SHAAAAAAME.

    Feel it, Billie. FEEL IT.

  55. Havoc
    Havoc
    November 8, 2013 at 4:38 am | #

    I’m a little lost, why is everyone saying billie is not holding up her end of the cold turkey agreement? Is it shown in a previous comic somewhere or?

    • Spliced
      Spliced
      November 8, 2013 at 5:10 am | #

      yeah actually I think 20 comics ago or so she’s laying in bed and she’s sipping something suspicious…
      link: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/nightnight/

    • Vash
      Vash
      November 8, 2013 at 3:33 pm | #

      I thought you said “I’m a little toast” and laughed really hard until I reread it, thank you very much.

      • Havoc
        Havoc
        November 8, 2013 at 10:58 pm | #

        Your welcome, I guess :p

        And thanks for link, I looked for a while and totally missed that.

  56. Kevin
    Kevin
    November 8, 2013 at 5:43 am | #

    Ermegherd too much drama need laffs

  57. Alexis
    Alexis
    November 8, 2013 at 6:01 am | #

    You’re being TOO NICE

    She CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH NICENESS

  58. Taigan
    Taigan
    November 8, 2013 at 7:04 am | #

    Ruth should’ve just given her a $20.

  59. hof1991
    hof1991
    November 8, 2013 at 7:12 am | #

    Like Danny, she’s just being faithful to her current lover -alcohol- and needs to back off other ships to maintain the commitment.

  60. Leonou
    Leonou
    November 8, 2013 at 8:04 am | #

    Seriously Billie,what the hell are you doing ?
    – First you start fights with Ruth.
    – Then you reject her when she kisses you.
    – Then you worry and get into her room to help when she’s passed out.
    – Then you flip out when she acts genuinely nice.

    Stop sending mixed messages, damnit !Can’t you see Ruth is not doing okay ? It would be nice if you could help her establish some fucking stability.

    • Jack Finch
      Jack Finch
      November 8, 2013 at 10:00 am | #

      For these two to help each other establish stability … there are no short routes. The only way for these two is the long way. Will they both decide to take it? Should they? Can they?

  61. Kirkyboy
    Kirkyboy
    November 8, 2013 at 8:07 am | #

    I think she’s coming to terms with her past and how things have changed. Consider that she was a popular cheerleader at high school, only for all her friends to stop speaking to her once they graduated. She goes to college, only has a few friends, puts on weight and drinks to deal with it.

    Her cheerleader’s vest was precious to her at the start of the series because she hadn’t given up on her ambition to join the college cheerleading squad and become that popular girl again. Now I believe she’s realized that it’ll never happen, and it hurts.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      November 8, 2013 at 11:07 am | #

      Or she just feels guilty because Ruth is being nice to her for going on the wagon, and she has already fallen off said wagon.

  62. Austin Powers
    Austin Powers
    November 8, 2013 at 8:26 am | #

    DAMN IT BILLIE

  63. Spik
    Spik
    November 8, 2013 at 8:56 am | #

    OH COME ON!!!!!!!

  64. Volkai
    Volkai
    November 8, 2013 at 9:38 am | #

    ??!

  65. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    November 8, 2013 at 9:45 am | #

    Danny takes Billie’s self-image seriously –> Billie is trying to fuck him in the next three seconds.
    Ruth takes Billie’s self image seriously –> Billie panics and is pushing her away in 5 seconds.

    I think Kirkyboy is right to a point, but I also think that her parent’s neglect left her with this gaping need for intimacy and acknowledgement so powerful that exposure to it is either overwhelming (as with danny) or terrifying as with Ruth right now.

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 8, 2013 at 12:41 pm | #

      Neither of these were about self-image. Danny complimented her, which she hadn’t experienced in a while. Ruth showed her a lot of kindness (which she didn’t deserve), which also hasn’t happened in a while, unless you count Sal taking on Ruth for her before the kiss incident.

      • Jack Finch
        Jack Finch
        November 8, 2013 at 4:12 pm | #

        I disagree about Danny. She wasn’t really reacting to him that way until he apologized for being out of her league and forgetting his place. That was the cue to passion. Not the complement. He validated her sense of her rightful place, which no one had done for her since she got kicked out of cheerleading. Ruth comes in at a different angle but does the same thing, acts as if what the cheerleading uniform represents is the valid way to see Billie, and Ruth respects it. It’s all too much for Billie, the neglected child, who’s biggest fear is that she doesn’t matter. That’s what neglect does to you. It doesn’t teach you that you’re terrible, but that you’re irrelevant.

        • Kladeos
          Kladeos
          November 8, 2013 at 8:44 pm | #

          I think it’s more Ruth trying make amends for wronging Billie – just fixing what she broke.

          • RougeMagenick
            RougeMagenick
            November 8, 2013 at 11:59 pm | #

            I’m with Jack on this

  66. Matthewwww
    Matthewwww
    November 8, 2013 at 11:25 am | #

    Spoiler alert: ruth follows billie back into her dorm room and they make out

  67. Kodoku
    Kodoku
    November 8, 2013 at 11:57 am | #

    “I don’t understand. Maybe I should’ve shoved her?”

  68. CthulhuPanda36
    CthulhuPanda36
    November 8, 2013 at 1:38 pm | #

    I find the lack of Walky in the past two weeks disturbing.

  69. Mr K
    Mr K
    November 8, 2013 at 1:51 pm | #

    Spoiler alert. She drank Soda in bed. Instead she’s guilty about something else. I personally think she’s been cheating on Ruth.

  70. maycroft
    maycroft
    November 8, 2013 at 2:20 pm | #

    honest question: is this because the reminder of not being a cheerlader is too painful?

    • Vash
      Vash
      November 8, 2013 at 4:50 pm | #

      It´s either that or Billie feels guilty for drinking when she said she wouldn´t.

  71. Hambolove16
    Hambolove16
    November 8, 2013 at 7:09 pm | #

    ..?Can they hurry up and date…?

  72. mattyice
    mattyice
    November 8, 2013 at 9:42 pm | #

    I have not gone through the already long thread of comments so I am at risk of repeating this: she finally gets that is a part of the past, is no longer definitive of her, and may even be something she regrets as it may have been a culture that conspired with her alcoholism? And yes, can they just date already? This is starting to feel like HIMYM’s current season where a damn 3 day wedding is going to take a whole freaking season.

  73. LiveWire
    LiveWire
    January 23, 2014 at 10:28 pm | #

    NOW who’s sending mixed messages…?

  74. nothri
    nothri
    February 10, 2014 at 3:37 am | #

    This comic makes me sad, and makes me smile at today’s comic (check my time stamp).

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      May 12, 2014 at 1:22 am | #

      I can only assume the comic after that made you sad again. Much, much sadder than this one.

      Although it does explain Billie’s actions.

  75. kay
    kay
    August 3, 2015 at 8:35 am | #

    I’m guessing she doesn’t think she deserves it.

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Flat 14a,
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My Dear Billy,
just a note to say that I am very disappointed about
you, I honestly thought that you were queer, ax& but different from the others, and I liked you very much. I didnt intend coming to the Club last night only I felt that I must see you. I have only been queer since I came to London about two years ago, before then I knew nothing about it, as I told you I am married and have a little girl two years of age, and I still like girls occasionally, there are veryfew boys with whom I want to have an affair with, I like them all as friends
but nothing more. I have a boy staying with me and who is really my affair, we have been together now since I came to town and I like him very much, and I think he is a better pal to me than any woman could ever be, altho' sometimes I wish that I was still normal as queer
people are very temperamental and dissatisfied. I honestly hoped to have an affair with you Billy, and I shall only come to the Club to
see you. Well it is now 10-p.m. and I have just got up out of bed so must close down and have a bath and dress, and hope that you will
excuse my telling you all this only as I say, I like you very very much and feel that I can talk this way to you. Please be a dear boy and destroy this note, and do not mention it to anyone as this is jusu between you and I. I shall look forward to seeing you in about a couple of hours. Until then.
Your Very Sincere friend always,
Cyril Coeur
de Leon.
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