My bestest pal Joel Watson has a Patreon thing now! This is notable here because it seems I’m one of the pledge tier rewards. After a certain amount of bidding, Joel evolves Pokemon-style into me. And then me and evolved-Joel-me will recite the Team Rocket chant, on video, for people. Probably.
Or we’ll just belittle each other’s masculinity with an unspoken yet powerful sexual tension, as per usual.