Ethan Siegal

Ethan would be a girl’s best possible boyfriend — tall, handsome, dashing, protective, understanding, and self-sacrificing — if only he weren’t into dudes. He and his best friend/girlfriend Amber found out together after high school prom, and the aftermath of his coming out was so terrible that he swiftly went right back in once college started. He’s just a totally-straight dude who likes transforming robots and bat-themed vigilantes, honestly.

Ethan is Jacob’s roommate, and he’s also taken on Joyce as a beard– er, I mean, girlfriend.