Why are you here?

  • refreshing the page every five minutes to see if there's a Slipshine (13%, 890 Votes)
  • trying to scrub off the scarlett letter on my monitor i tried to sharpie joyce with (7%, 446 Votes)
  • shit i thought this was questionable content, where am i (37%, 2,520 Votes)
  • i was told there'd be donuts (24%, 1,643 Votes)
  • if i stare hard enough at today's strip it might turn into one about billie and ruth (19%, 1,337 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,836

Start Date: October 19, 2025 @ 2:35 pm
End Date: No Expiry

joyce and dorothy

  • NEED MORE CONSEQUENCES (47%, 3,517 Votes)
  • NEED TO BE KISSING MORE (53%, 4,033 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,550

Start Date: September 13, 2025 @ 9:21 pm
End Date: No Expiry

most cursed ship pairing

  • walky/joe (11%, 630 Votes)
  • sarah/raidah (31%, 1,732 Votes)
  • sal/amazi-girl (7%, 397 Votes)
  • roz/mary (42%, 2,370 Votes)
  • dorothy/jennifer (9%, 465 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,594

Start Date: August 28, 2025 @ 10:16 pm
End Date: No Expiry

the most nuanced and exhaustive Joyce/Dorothy cheating poll of all time

  • *frightening body horror manifesto re: punishing the undutiful* (1%, 123 Votes)
  • cheating is evil and has forever tainted Joyce/Dorothy (11%, 1,169 Votes)
  • cheating is bad but Joyce/Dorothy could still atone (24%, 2,488 Votes)
  • literally could not care what joyce/dorothy do, this is a comic strip (9%, 916 Votes)
  • they're college freshman and horny idiots, so, like, (29%, 3,119 Votes)
  • cheating is probably bad, but more importantly it's amusing (8%, 802 Votes)
  • i hope jakey dies (2%, 199 Votes)
  • they're girls kissing so i don't care (7%, 693 Votes)
  • cheating is great!!!!! more cheating please!!! (6%, 626 Votes)
  • cheating is evil and makes me like Joyce/Dorothy more (3%, 446 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,581

Start Date: August 1, 2025 @ 3:06 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Cheating

  • is evil, and Joyce and Dorothy are dead to me (36%, 603 Votes)
  • is whatever, I'm not anybody's mom (45%, 755 Votes)
  • is the best, and Joyce and Dorothy should do more of it (19%, 309 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,667

Start Date: July 31, 2025 @ 5:03 pm
End Date: No Expiry