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Bongo

by David M Willis on March 1, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Guess Who's Coming to Galasso's
└ Tags: jennifer

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  1. Raibean
    Raibean
    March 1, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Gotta hand it to Billie. She sticks to her guns.

    • Skull025
      Skull025
      March 1, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Yeah. What’s interesting to me is that she doesn’t appear to care about the kiss. But physical violence? bongo shouldna shoved her.

      • Resne
        Resne
        March 1, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

        Because she understands the shoving.

        • Fractal
          Fractal
          March 1, 2013 at 1:11 am | #

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/01-if-the-shoes-split/stability/

          Billie was like ‘hey, decide what you are to me’.

          And then Ruth shoved her all angry-like, and then kissed her. So, uh, yeah. She put herself at least partially in the ‘enemy’ category without respecting Billie’s wishes for something straightforwards.

          • Resne
            Resne
            March 1, 2013 at 2:33 am | #

            I meant more that she can comprehend the violent part, but the kiss tripped her out.

          • AckAckAck
            AckAckAck
            March 1, 2013 at 4:16 am | #

            Yeah, even Billie understand that relationship with violence is not a healthy one. Relationship with anger issues will fed up one side sooner or later.

            • Kirt Dankmyer
              Kirt Dankmyer
              March 1, 2013 at 10:32 am | #

              Also, Billie might not be gay, or even bi.

              • John
                John
                March 1, 2013 at 2:08 pm | #

                I’m assuming, on the Ethan Principle, that she’s at least bi enough to have an exception for Ruth.

                She’s shown in-universe signs of being into girls, too. Trying to kiss Sal, for example. Yeah, she was drunk, but that’s the Jennifer Billingsworth in her natural habitat. I wouldn’t put money on Sal being the first girl Billie’s tried to lay a drunken kiss on.

                I’m personally hoping that Billie’s aware of and accepting of her own bisexuality, and would be totally down with Ruth-makeouts if not for Ruth’s abusive approach. It makes a more interesting story… the “coming to terms with one’s sexuality” plot has been done to death.

                • Ivan
                  Ivan
                  March 2, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

                  >>>I’m assuming, on the Ethan Principle…

                  And I’M assuming that without true, photographic representation of what is going on in both of their minds (or a good approximation via a current movie like “The Lezbo bongoes Of Briscoe!”) we’ll never really understand or hope to understand.

                  Help us, Obi Willis Kenobi! Help us see the true vision!

              • MrSpkr
                MrSpkr
                March 1, 2013 at 5:15 pm | #

                Bite your tongue.

                • Erika Hammerschmidt
                  Erika Hammerschmidt
                  March 1, 2013 at 7:51 pm | #

                  Now there’s a violent idea for a kiss.

    • Potatamoto
      Potatamoto
      March 1, 2013 at 10:43 pm | #

      Angry, quasi-violent, forced makeouts aren’t good for the start of a relationship? WHAAAAAT?

      You botched the initial encounter, Ruth. It’s not Billie’s role to follow up. If you want this, you’re going to have to pursue her…and in a much more romantic way.

      • taekwondogirl
        taekwondogirl
        March 3, 2013 at 6:19 pm | #

        Let’s start with “healthy”. Romantic is really not anywhere near as important as healthy.

  2. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    March 1, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Courage billie, courage.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      March 1, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Why would Billie need a pink dog?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 1, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

        Why WOULDN’T she need a pink dog?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 1, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

          How about a pink cat instead?

          • Tan
            Tan
            March 1, 2013 at 1:36 am | #

            Was not sure if that was going to be porn. To anyone in the future wondering: it is not.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              March 1, 2013 at 1:44 am | #

              I don’t post porn/hentai as a rule and if I did, I would have placed a NSFW in with the post.

            • Led
              Led
              March 1, 2013 at 6:55 am | #

              For someone it might’ve been 😉

              • vlademir1
                vlademir1
                March 1, 2013 at 12:28 pm | #

                Well, just to be pedantic, anything one could post could potentially be porn to someone. Even a TVTropes link.

                • Icalasari
                  Icalasari
                  March 1, 2013 at 2:47 pm | #

                  “Mmm… Oh baby… Show me that big, throbbing retirony… Oh…Oh… I need me some of that Craptastic World… OH! I’M ABOUT TO CERBERUS SYNDROME ALL OVER THIS ROOM!”

          • Zababcd
            Zababcd
            March 1, 2013 at 5:42 am | #

            If you’re going to post a link to a pink cat in a webcomic context, I would think that Choo-choo bear is a more appropriate example. I would link to it myself, but my browser’s giving me a malware warning for that webcomic at the moment.

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              March 1, 2013 at 10:29 am | #

              Heck, isn’t there a pink feline eldritch abomination in the Walkyverse proper? I’d thing that’d be the go-to pink kitty from here.

              • Flushmaster
                Flushmaster
                March 2, 2013 at 1:51 am | #

                IIRC Singulari-kitty is the spawn of Choo-choo or something like that.

                • Kirby
                  Kirby
                  March 3, 2013 at 10:35 pm | #

                  Choo-Choo Bear of Something*Positive and Sprinkles of Girls with Slingshots.

                  Their other kittens reside in their respective comics as well as in All New Issues.

  3. Lumino
    Lumino
    March 1, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    I find it funny that her problem is that she shoved her. IF YOU JUST MADE OUT FRIENDLY STYLE WE’D BE OK!

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      March 1, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Yes the ship isn’t sunk yet XD

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 1, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      I think it’s like…Billie’d feel worse about rejecting her feelings and breaking her heart if she wasn’t so abusive to her to begin with.

    • John
      John
      March 1, 2013 at 1:30 am | #

      Hey, Billie started to return the kiss. I’m thinking she really wants a piece of that, but just has a problem with Ruth’s approach.

    • That Damn Rat
      That Damn Rat
      March 1, 2013 at 1:38 am | #

      Is it her problem? or her excuse?

      • StClair
        StClair
        March 1, 2013 at 2:55 am | #

        Yes.

        • Felix Kütt
          Felix Kütt
          March 1, 2013 at 11:33 am | #

          exactly.

      • Flushmaster
        Flushmaster
        March 2, 2013 at 1:53 am | #

        Both, I’m thinking.

  4. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    March 1, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    God damn you Willis!!!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 1, 2013 at 1:21 am | #

      Grav + post = Perfect match.

    • Thor
      Thor
      March 1, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

      It doesn’t get to be this easy. Ruth may have raised the flag, but she crossed a line while doing it. Billie’s right. If Ruth wants to get some of that sweet sweet Jenni-fur, she’s going to have to atone somehow and earn it.

      • Josh
        Josh
        March 1, 2013 at 4:08 am | #

        So many innuendos, so little time.

        • Ivan
          Ivan
          March 2, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

          I still really like that Penny Gravatar, and her more “adult” capabilities. In fact, can I get one of those drawn up at one of the conventions — in the typical Hustler pose? I want to know if she has ruby red lips! 😀

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 3, 2013 at 6:42 pm | #

            If you do get such a pic, remember to link to it when you post.

  5. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 1, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    I guess I always figured Ruth’s door would have a delivery slot for femurs. Guess she prefers to gather them herself.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      March 1, 2013 at 4:22 am | #

      Delivery sloth for lemurs?

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      March 1, 2013 at 9:17 am | #

      Naturally. They’re only good when they’re fresh.

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 1, 2013 at 11:28 am | #

      Of course Ruth gathers them herself. Otherwise what’s the point? You think she’s some kind of poser like those guys who have never been hunting but have a den full of stuffed animals? Hell no! Every femur she has on display was one she brutally acquired from uncooperative residents.

  6. HK-A6A7
    HK-A6A7
    March 1, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Willis…
    Will you ever stop teasing us like that?

    • HLY
      HLY
      March 1, 2013 at 2:26 am | #

      of course he won’t. he survives on our agony

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 1, 2013 at 4:09 am | #

        and the merch we buy from him.

        • Kelvandil
          Kelvandil
          March 1, 2013 at 9:51 am | #

          But mostly the agony.

    • Josh
      Josh
      March 1, 2013 at 4:09 am | #

      He will blueball the crap out of us, you should expect this by now. 😛

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 1, 2013 at 4:10 am | #

        The only cure for this kind of blueball is fan-art.

        • HK-A6A7
          HK-A6A7
          March 1, 2013 at 7:52 am | #

          But there is a high risk that said fan-art could end up being creepy and destroy your brain, forever.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 1, 2013 at 9:05 am | #

            I have seen my childhood and even young adulthood ruined by my own twisted little imagination and the internets, so I think I can risk it.

            • HK-A6A7
              HK-A6A7
              March 1, 2013 at 5:37 pm | #

              Sadly, my young Adulthood isn’t ruined (Yet), so I still have something to lose.
              I can’t risk myself to expose to such content 🙁

          • Ivan
            Ivan
            March 2, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

            If I could put my artistic talents to pen/brush and paper/canvas (or digital equivs) I’d be doing “fan art” of all kinds of things!

            Insteaad… I’m stuck with MUSIC, which if I were in a band, playing right now, tonight, in Athens, GA, I’d be doing way better than EVERY character in the strip right now, just between sets! >:->

  7. ASmellyOgre
    ASmellyOgre
    March 1, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Ah, should have known this would be the outcome. Just gotta wonder what Ruth is doing to cope now.

    • HEYOUGUYZ!
      HEYOUGUYZ!
      March 1, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      maybe redefining the term, “coping saw.”

      • ASmellyOgre
        ASmellyOgre
        March 1, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        So she’s making fancy furniture?

        • Skull025
          Skull025
          March 1, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

          I’ll take an ottoman made of Ruth’s tears to go please?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 1, 2013 at 1:33 am | #

            I lathe these posts.

            • ASmellyOgre
              ASmellyOgre
              March 1, 2013 at 1:50 am | #

              These kinds of posts are sanding away at my enjoyment of the comics. Truly just a stain on them. And if they don’t go away soon, it’s going to be what finishes them.

              • Buckybone
                Buckybone
                March 1, 2013 at 2:30 am | #

                Shave it, all of you.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  March 1, 2013 at 4:12 am | #

                  It is plane to see that you wish that puns like these would just varnish.

                • AckAckAck
                  AckAckAck
                  March 1, 2013 at 4:24 am | #

                  You nailed it Plasma, this conversation thread is now level.

                • JustDucky
                  JustDucky
                  March 1, 2013 at 10:43 am | #

                  Awl tell you guys, you really auger quit before this gets out of hand.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  March 1, 2013 at 3:17 pm | #

                  I am plumb tuckered reading these puns, Bob.

    • Viktoria
      Viktoria
      March 1, 2013 at 1:22 am | #

      It’s more a question of what she’s drinking to cope.

  8. Ben
    Ben
    March 1, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    She’s upset about getting *shoved*?

    There’s hope for Billie x Ruth after all! Yesss

    • Vabolo
      Vabolo
      March 1, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Your avatar is appropriate for that comment.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      March 1, 2013 at 2:40 am | #

      She HAS grown accustomed to her FAAAAAAAAAAAACE, after all.

  9. Leorale
    Leorale
    March 1, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Right thing to do, Billie.
    Sad for the readers, though.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      March 1, 2013 at 4:26 am | #

      More like sad for the shippers.

      I can see them busy doing a bucket brigade to save the ship from sinking.

      • Zababcd
        Zababcd
        March 1, 2013 at 5:49 am | #

        If you can see them, I suggest that it may not be shippers saving a ship, but real people trying to put out a fire. It may be your house. I recommend that you investigate this possibility.

  10. Davriel
    Davriel
    March 1, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh, it is ON now!

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      March 1, 2013 at 4:26 am | #

      Your avatar and the comment….

      • Davriel
        Davriel
        March 1, 2013 at 1:42 pm | #

        Angry Sal is ALWAYS appropriate

  11. Raine
    Raine
    March 1, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Billie. YOU need to shove her back.

    Preferably onto a bed.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 1, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      Preferably with your face. or if you’re feeling daring, your pelvis.

      • Hawkwing
        Hawkwing
        March 1, 2013 at 11:24 pm | #

        Definitally with her FAAAACE.

  12. HEYOUGUYZ!
    HEYOUGUYZ!
    March 1, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    this is the end?

  13. Aizat
    Aizat
    March 1, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Called it.

    • HEYOUGUYZ!
      HEYOUGUYZ!
      March 1, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      sigh… I Really wanted shotty on that ship

      • Fnord
        Fnord
        March 1, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

        And I wanted to buy shares in that mixed metaphor, but we can’t always get what we want.

        • vlademir1
          vlademir1
          March 1, 2013 at 12:34 pm | #

          But if we try sometimes, we just might find we get what we need

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            March 1, 2013 at 3:19 pm | #

            You will not get the ship you want, but you will get the ship you deserve.

            • petsinwinter
              petsinwinter
              March 1, 2013 at 11:30 pm | #

              and what you deserve is Mike x your mom

              of course there was a nickel involved

  14. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    March 1, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Yeah! She shouldn’a! She should’ve been nicer, cooked you dinner, maybe got you tickets to that show you’ve wanted to see, a backrub maybe, i hear she was taking missus classes as an extra curricular.

    • taekwondogirl
      taekwondogirl
      March 1, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      What in the world are you trying to say with this? Your hyperbole implies that you think Billie is being stupid for resenting getting SHOVED.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 1, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      She shouldn’t have made baby angry. They could have been tagether forever. (guess which Batman: the animated series episode I’m referencing)

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        March 1, 2013 at 12:44 pm | #

        My memory of the series may be slipping, but that seems more like a mix of references to both Love is a Croc and Baby Doll rather than just to one or the other. Dahl is the character from TAS I wish had been carried over to other Batman media that wasn’t, she has the best pathos of nearly the whole series.

    • Fnord
      Fnord
      March 1, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

      If it were me, I would’ve settled for not, y’know, being sexually assaulted.

    • Jelli
      Jelli
      March 1, 2013 at 1:08 am | #

      Missus classes?

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        March 1, 2013 at 4:28 am | #

        I think he meant Masseus

        • Zababcd
          Zababcd
          March 1, 2013 at 5:53 am | #

          I think you meant Masseuse. And despite the misspelling, that’s an ingenious and probably accurate interpretation that I never would have thought of.

        • John
          John
          March 1, 2013 at 2:33 pm | #

          Ahhhhh, that makes more sense. I was thinking that missus classes were the classes one took while working on getting one’s MRS. And Ruth doesn’t reallly seem like the type.

          • Wonder Wig
            Wonder Wig
            March 1, 2013 at 7:35 pm | #

            Oh but the genius of it all is that I’ll never reveal what I misspelled. Tee-hee.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        March 1, 2013 at 10:33 am | #

        Joyce is taking Missus classes.

  15. MMHauser
    MMHauser
    March 1, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge….

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 1, 2013 at 1:48 am | #

      I’m trying not to lose my head…

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        March 1, 2013 at 12:45 pm | #

        Yeah, yeah… we get your message ;D

      • Hawkwing
        Hawkwing
        March 1, 2013 at 11:29 pm | #

        Billie can’t get no satisfaction.

  16. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    March 1, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    As opposed to everything else she did?

  17. Count Dracula
    Count Dracula
    March 1, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    The end! No moral.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 1, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

      The moral is she shouldna shoved her.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        March 1, 2013 at 2:26 am | #

        The moral of the story is that snow goons are bad goons.

        • petsinwinter
          petsinwinter
          March 1, 2013 at 11:33 pm | #

          and that soggies may rule

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      March 1, 2013 at 8:36 am | #

      You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him wink.

  18. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    March 1, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    This can go many different ways. Heck, Billie could file a complaint with the college, escalating the situation to the point of expulsion for both of them (blackmail pictures, etc). They could just have a very public fight with the same result, or just a fight with no expulsion. Or they could even (gasp) sit down and discuss this as adults might!

    Once again, Willis manages to keep the fans guessing.

    • HEYOUGUYZ!
      HEYOUGUYZ!
      March 1, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      the very public fight could be with lightsabers

      • Skull025
        Skull025
        March 1, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        Who would get what colours?
        I vote Ruth gets red, and Billie gets orange and green, cause she be dual-wielding like a boss.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          March 1, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

          Light Saber pom-poms would be a deadly new variant.

          • dcmeserve
            dcmeserve
            March 1, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

            Probably difficult to wield those fuckers without cutting your own hands off.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      March 1, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Well, at least we know it’s not that last one. No way they’re gonna have an adult conversation about this. Where would be the fun in that?

    • Skull025
      Skull025
      March 1, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      I’m holding out for Ronald Regan to come sit Billie down and say some emotional speech that makes her realize *gasp* LESBIAN MAKE OUTS ARE AWESOME.

      • HEYOUGUYZ!
        HEYOUGUYZ!
        March 1, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        i think that speech is any speech

    • Zababcd
      Zababcd
      March 1, 2013 at 6:03 am | #

      Why do they have to sit? Why can’t they stand? I understand that sitting down for a long conversation might be more comfortable, but why mention at all in the context of a rational discussion? As long as they’re talking about it, it should be fine. The only reason that they might sit down in the context of having a rational discussion is to simply make it harder for one party to abandon the discussion prematurely, which would imply that that party is not mature. If it’s a discussion ‘as adults might’ have, then that implies that both parties are mature (despite the practical inaccuracy of this conclusion), so again, the sitting is irrelevant.

  19. Aizat
    Aizat
    March 1, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

    For those who doubt that Wednesday’s comic is setup for a brick joke, there you go.

    • HEYOUGUYZ!
      HEYOUGUYZ!
      March 1, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      She’s a…

      _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
      ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__
      _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
      ___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__
      _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 1, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

        HOUSE.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        March 1, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        Drat. Wanted to find an ascii Kool-Aid Man, but the only ones are way too big for these comments.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 1, 2013 at 1:35 am | #

        Wall-Banger?

  20. Jackie
    Jackie
    March 1, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

    I’m kind of worried that she’s dead in there…

    • ASmellyOgre
      ASmellyOgre
      March 1, 2013 at 12:51 am | #

      I’m not. I’ll just bet she’s sulking. I mean, I don’t see Willis killing off a character with so much potential with no real development. AFAIK, everybody who died and wasn’t a background character got more fleshing out than this, even when he was at his most kill-happy.

      • John
        John
        March 1, 2013 at 1:24 am | #

        Having just read through the Roomies! archives again… I think DOA Ruth has actually had more screen time and more development than Roomies! Ruth got before her death.

        Of course, Willis has gone on record several times now saying that he’s not killing Ruth off again.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          March 1, 2013 at 2:42 am | #

          That is because as we all know, the only thing that can kill Ruth is alcohol.

          Wait, no. Ruth killed Ruth. With a truck.

          • Zababcd
            Zababcd
            March 1, 2013 at 6:05 am | #

            Without context, that could still be alcohol.

          • phildog
            phildog
            March 1, 2013 at 4:37 pm | #

            Exactly, and no one ever died of alcohol poisoning in college.

    • dcmeserve
      dcmeserve
      March 1, 2013 at 1:34 am | #

      I’m betting (ok, wishing) that Ruth has been watching thru the peephole and will come bounding out after Billie… Then they both run towards each other, arms outstretched, in slow motion… and then collide, cracking both their skulls, and falling down that trash chute. But of course it’s blocked, so they’re stuck there, barely consious, until they perish in each other’s arms, in a tragically romantic conclusion to their brief but tormented affair.

      Ok I don’t know what happened there.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        March 1, 2013 at 4:36 am | #

        Well, they both run toward each other but then in my mind they start fighting like Mortal Kombat complete with X-Ray broken skulls and skeletons scenes. Also Walky yelling “TOASTY!” during the battle.

        Billie will triumph in the end and her fatality is to smoosh her breasts to Ruth’s face until her head explode.

    • Silva
      Silva
      March 1, 2013 at 7:47 am | #

      Off topic, but thank you for writing between failures. The dialogue and characterization are excellent.

    • Zesty Piquante
      Zesty Piquante
      March 1, 2013 at 8:12 am | #

      Me too. I hope she’s okay!

  21. Hippoman
    Hippoman
    March 1, 2013 at 12:43 am | #

    Being kissed without consent is apparently fine, just don’t be shove-y about it.

    This is her train of thought.

    Billie you baffle me.

    • John
      John
      March 1, 2013 at 1:12 am | #

      Since Billie is apparently fine with being kissed, so long as it isn’t accompanied by shoving, I don’t see how “without consent” fits in there.

      • Matt
        Matt
        March 1, 2013 at 2:33 am | #

        How doesn’t “without consent” fit in there?

        • John
          John
          March 1, 2013 at 2:42 am | #

          When Billie’s fine with it. Is someone else’s consent required?

          • Squeeeble
            Squeeeble
            March 1, 2013 at 4:25 am | #

            This.

            Is getting explicit consent an American thing? I’ve never been asked if its okay to kiss me, and I don’t think any of my friend have been asked either. It’s always been implicit.

            Shoving is not cool, especially not into a wall.

            • Zababcd
              Zababcd
              March 1, 2013 at 6:18 am | #

              Consent is not implicit when you’ve just shoved (consent probability -> 10%) someone of the same sex (consent probability -> 10% * 10% = 1%) against the wall after tormenting them for a prolonged period of time (consent probability -> 10% * 10% * 1% = 0.01%). Oh, and you’re the RA, which apparently makes the relationship inappropriate (consent probability -> 10% * 10% * 1% * 2% = 0.0002%). (I wouldn’t know about this last one, having no knowledge of the function of an RA).

              I wouldn’t say that consent needs to be ‘explicit’, but it should be very firmly there in some form. And it wasn’t.

          • Li
            Li
            March 1, 2013 at 2:21 pm | #

            Also this.

            If Billie were upset about the kiss, that would be her right and I’d never tell her she was overreacting, but I don’t think sexual assault ALWAYS comes into play when you are kissed without explicit consent, and I worry that using the term “sexual assault” to mean something plenty of little kids experience in grade school (from other little kids, harmlessly!) will dilute its meaning.

            People already attempt to say feminists make too big a deal out of actual rape. Why give them a bone by applying “assault” to every interaction, including ones where YES, Billie CLEARLY kind kind of wanted it?

            She said no and she had a right to and Ruth immediately backed off, tried to call out to her, and then went straight into a self-hate spiral.

            I think it is pretty clearly not sexual assault under these circumstances.

            • Raen
              Raen
              March 4, 2013 at 1:14 pm | #

              …it’s not assault if you “clearly kind kind of wanted it”? The hell? If it had been full-blown sexual assault, would “kind kind of wanting it” still be a defense? Jesus Christ.

              Kiss or no kiss, grabbing someone and shoving them up against a wall is assault where I come from.

              And clearly she is at least offended by the kiss – see her Twitter feed. This comic suggests that she might have been more amenable if it had been under different circumstances, but it wasn’t under different circumstances.

  22. Rachel
    Rachel
    March 1, 2013 at 12:49 am | #

    First, I love the url, it reads “Guess who’s coming to Galasso’s… bongo!”

    And then augh oh god Billings face panel three, OOF, hit right in the feels!

  23. Em
    Em
    March 1, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

    I think Billie was okay with the kiss because hey! Kiss! From a cute girl! But then wait this lady is abusive…but hey! Kiss! Oh wait she’s abusive. Maybe Billie really wants (sexual/romantic?) attention, and was a bit flattered? But then wait she’s abusive…

    • Ry
      Ry
      March 1, 2013 at 1:12 am | #

      My god, I just realized it: RUTH IS A TSUNDERE! DX

      RUN BILLIE! RUN BEFORE YOU BECOME A CHARACTER IN A MEANDERING HAREM ANIMATEdyeahokIguessthatalreadykindahappened.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 1, 2013 at 1:25 am | #

        Tsundere… tsundere… tsundere brat HOOOOOOO!

    • Shobo
      Shobo
      March 1, 2013 at 2:40 am | #

      Is Ruth really abusive, though? I honestly thought that her “violence” was just a dynamic of their relationship. You know, a “fight then have great make up sex” relationship.

      • Notebooked
        Notebooked
        March 1, 2013 at 6:19 am | #

        I think the whole “Give me some stability” thing is key here. If it had been a love-hate relationship, at least Billie’d have known it was a love-hate relationship. This is more like a hate-hate-push-shove-wait-maybe-you’re-tolerable-nope-maybe-not relationship.

        • vlademir1
          vlademir1
          March 1, 2013 at 12:59 pm | #

          Really it’s more like a Ruth is carrying some nasty baggage (details of which we’re still not privy to) and really just doesn’t know how to express her interest in a healthy way (which implies things about that baggage), while Billie seems like she could reciprocate, but can’t deal with the unhealthy way Ruth expresses her interest.

          • Notebooked
            Notebooked
            March 1, 2013 at 1:55 pm | #

            Yep. Plus Ruth’s in a position of power which she enforces by continously putting up a harsh image, and she probably knows that there are people who don’t like her who could exploit vulnerable moments, which makes her less able to show interest for another in general. Either way, there’s a lot of outside forces working at them preventing them from being honest with each other, and even when they are being honest with each other…it doesn’t have very good results.
            You sum up what’s happened well, though!

  24. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    March 1, 2013 at 12:51 am | #

    “If the bongo hadn’t shoved me, we could be on her bed making babies right now.”

    • ASmellyOgre
      ASmellyOgre
      March 1, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

      Unless one of them has been very good at hiding things, I somehow doubt that.

      • John
        John
        March 1, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

        Billie didn’t pay much attention in Health class.

    • Somebody
      Somebody
      March 1, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

      You can’t procreate with the same sex…

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 1, 2013 at 1:03 am | #

        Well you can. Maybe they’re really they’d be doing invetro fertilization on the bed. They’re both WAY into chemistry.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 1, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

      The only way babies could be made in this case would be if someone brought a turkey baster filled with man-milk.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        March 1, 2013 at 4:38 am | #

        Joe is pretty okay to be the man milk supplier with his own turkey.

        • LWS3
          LWS3
          March 1, 2013 at 6:55 am | #

          Mike would provide it for a nickel and probably throw in a shove upon request…

      • Arkadi
        Arkadi
        March 1, 2013 at 1:30 pm | #

        Lesbian babies, dude.

      • dcmeserve
        dcmeserve
        March 2, 2013 at 2:44 am | #

        Filled? Kinda messes up the spontaneity, when you have to go around the building to all the guys’ rooms to get the thing filled…

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 3, 2013 at 6:47 pm | #

          I prefer to think of it as Crazy Prepared.

  25. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    March 1, 2013 at 12:56 am | #

    Some seem to miss the whole point here I think. Billie suffered physical abuse and verbal abuse from Ruth. There is no Ship people. Not unless Billes is a total idiot, which she does not appear to be.
    Billie is not there to apologize or check up on Ruth. She is there because she was asked to report the chute being stopped up. I think the chute is stopped up with Ruth.

    • Somebody
      Somebody
      March 1, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

      >Implying they can’t reconcile.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        March 1, 2013 at 4:40 am | #

        Reconcile? even when Ruth always acting like an ass toward the girls in the dorm all the time? her pride will never allow that.

        • Somebody
          Somebody
          March 1, 2013 at 7:07 pm | #

          Character development.

  26. Somebody
    Somebody
    March 1, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

    Oh ffs, one of them needs to make the first move already! The problem isn’t going away on its own.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 1, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

      I’m pretty sure that Ruth making the first move GOT them into this situation.

    • HLY
      HLY
      March 1, 2013 at 2:30 am | #

      one of them did make the first move.

      in a manner that could eaisly be called sexual assult.

      so billy could really be knocking on the door at the police station ifshe wanted to. so, your ships not totally sunk yet :p

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        March 1, 2013 at 4:42 am | #

        The problem with knocking the police station door it will make the situation even worse not just for Billie and Ruth. But also the campus and dorm management. Also parents.

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          March 1, 2013 at 8:29 am | #

          And the incident happened because Billie was trying to be less stressed.

      • Somebody
        Somebody
        March 1, 2013 at 7:02 pm | #

        For the las time, it wasn’t sexual assault. Calling it that insults actual victims. It was a stupid thing to do, but not nearly a felony.

  27. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    March 1, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

    “Because I, for one, do not need to use the garbage shoot EVER.”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 1, 2013 at 1:10 am | #

      She can be like me and just let it pile up in her room.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        March 1, 2013 at 4:43 am | #

        Window. Sal and Billie are strong enough to throw them far enough.

    • Zababcd
      Zababcd
      March 1, 2013 at 6:30 am | #

      I can imagine the garbage shoot now. Tin can flung up in the air – BANG! Shredded to a fine dust, no longer a problem. Old pizza box – BANG! Mouldy sock – BANG! Disgusting smelly – oh… Okay, I’m dropping the weapon. Jeez, calm down, it was just a garbage shoot. What? What’s that? Oh… I thought it was an odd way to do it myself, but you know, I thought they would’ve come up with an alternative spelling or something if they meant something different… they did? CURSE YOU Pyr05!

      (I tried to write DAMN YOU but it kept telling me I was using it wrong.)

  28. HEYOUGUYZ!
    HEYOUGUYZ!
    March 1, 2013 at 1:21 am | #

    This Ruth in garbage chute idea needs to be explored. Uniqueantique’s hunch is fertile, I sense.

  29. Jesse
    Jesse
    March 1, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

    Okay, now it feels like something’s happening at that door.

  30. Skud
    Skud
    March 1, 2013 at 1:37 am | #

    -kushh kisshh- Your emotions betray you -kushh kissshh-

  31. someguywithakatana
    someguywithakatana
    March 1, 2013 at 1:44 am | #

    I know this is a weird thing to be thinking right now, but is it me or has Billie lost weight?

    • Shobo
      Shobo
      March 1, 2013 at 2:32 am | #

      Probably just the magic of hoodies.

    • Buckybone
      Buckybone
      March 1, 2013 at 2:33 am | #

      She just looks thinner from the side.

      • Shobo
        Shobo
        March 1, 2013 at 2:41 am | #

        Dem broad hips.

  32. Shobo
    Shobo
    March 1, 2013 at 2:31 am | #

    This reminds me of the Joyce/Sarah story line. Two people, who have been hurt in the past, open up to one character, but due to their pain, push away the person they want to take care of most. The thing is, Sarah and Joyce became closer after a traumatic incident. I wonder if Ruth and Billie will share a similar highly emotional moment, or be forced to go their separate ways.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      March 1, 2013 at 4:49 am | #

      I don’t think that’s the same though. While Ruth probably having a legitimate problems but Billie is more like a waning diva who want to grab her old glory back. Billie just want to mend her pride as the alpha girl. She also realize that Ruth is acting like a jerk and no way she will put her pride down for her.

    • Notebooked
      Notebooked
      March 1, 2013 at 6:11 am | #

      There’s a difference, though — Ruth and Billie’s traumatic incident was caused by one of them. Sarah managed to protect Joyce from a threatening third party, but in this case, Ruth is the threat.

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      March 1, 2013 at 1:36 pm | #

      “the person they want to take care of”? Well, I’d be surprised. Nah, Ruth is crazy hot for Billie, but that’s it.

      • Andiemus
        Andiemus
        March 1, 2013 at 7:47 pm | #

        Except why is Billie going to Ruth’s door then?

      • Shobo
        Shobo
        March 2, 2013 at 9:16 am | #

        I would imagine if Ruth only had the hots for Billie, instead of generally caring about her, she would have an easier time controlling her actions, and wouldn’t have shut herself in her room for a day. Billie basically does the same thing that Ruth does to her: show a moment of one strong feeling, soon followed by the opposite (Violence/Compassion, Empathy/Blame). Except here, she opts to not show Ruth either side. I think they’re both conflicted with how they feel, showing that they care for each other, at least a little.

  33. Zoey
    Zoey
    March 1, 2013 at 3:08 am | #

    blue balls!!!!

  34. anickel4u
    anickel4u
    March 1, 2013 at 3:18 am | #

    i dont know, i think that Ruth and Billy will become an item. So then Joyce will say something stupid about that. Ethan will snap and come out to Joyce… Walky get dump because nachitos… Joe become the womenizer nerd we all love.. And ultracar become the protagonist of dumbing of age.

    Almost forgot… Mike have a nickel for your mom.

    • Melizza
      Melizza
      March 1, 2013 at 7:45 am | #

      I thought it was YOUR mom, not Mike’s mom?

      • anickel4u
        anickel4u
        March 1, 2013 at 11:25 am | #

        My bad… Mike has a nickel for YOUR mom.

  35. mysticsphere
    mysticsphere
    March 1, 2013 at 4:06 am | #

    No the fuck she shouldn’t have! Shiet!

  36. CWR
    CWR
    March 1, 2013 at 4:24 am | #

    Just so long as Dave Willis hasn’t become Dave Sim and we spend the next 6 months showing what happens in a hallway over the span of the next 10 minutes…

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      March 1, 2013 at 8:27 am | #

      David Willis becoming Dave Sim would be troubling for a vast number of other reasons!

      For one thing, most his lead characters are female.

      • Leonou
        Leonou
        March 1, 2013 at 7:28 pm | #

        “For one thing, most his lead characters are female.”
        So ?
        They would just stop being interesting, act out-of-character and be retconned into Mysandrist caricatures while the male protagonists would do all the interesting stuff.

        It’s just that instead of one Jakka there would be a dozen of her.

  37. MandibleBones
    MandibleBones
    March 1, 2013 at 4:43 am | #

    We’re all still worried about shipping, but… Billie just turned her back on a person with a known history of depression who has not been seen outside her room in a deviation from a normal routine since she experienced a traumatic-on-both-sides rejection. I really hope I’m not accurately seeing where this is going.

    If Billie doesn’t feel comfortable going in, that’s understandable — if someone had shoved me against a wall and kissed me after a period of abuse, I certainly wouldn’t feel comfortable seeking them out.

    But she needs to go get help immediately, not let spite control her actions. Ruth’s life could easily be at stake.

    • Notebooked
      Notebooked
      March 1, 2013 at 12:13 pm | #

      This is a pretty interesting perspective. The only thing I’m uncertain about is — Ruth has a history of depression? I wasn’t aware.

      • Li
        Li
        March 1, 2013 at 2:28 pm | #

        Come on. The phone call with her dad, the drinking, and the sobbing into her pillow while Billie hid in the closet?

        • John
          John
          March 1, 2013 at 3:36 pm | #

          It wasn’t her dad. Or at least she says it wasn’t. Otherwise, yeah.

        • Notebooked
          Notebooked
          March 1, 2013 at 5:04 pm | #

          The phone call might just have been particularly bad news, and the reaction specific to that situation? I dunno, it’s just that we haven’t seen it more than once.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        March 1, 2013 at 8:35 pm | #

        She’s shown several signs of something being wrong in this comic, and in the Walkyverse she definitely did have a history of it. Granted, Walkyverse Ruth was much, MUCH different, and her backstory has almost certainly received a major overhaul in this universe. So it’s kind of hard to say. However, I would say there’s enough information to say Ruth has some issues in this universe as well.

    • Andiemus
      Andiemus
      March 1, 2013 at 7:45 pm | #

      Its not Billie’s responsibility to check up on her, and she doesn’t know how hard it hit Ruth. If things do go that route Billie’s totally blameless.

    • Greenygal
      Greenygal
      March 2, 2013 at 1:27 am | #

      Or maybe Ruth is coping with what happened by getting drunk–which is a coping strategy Billie’s actually seen from her, unlike self-injury–and if Billie goes to get an adult witness Ruth will get kicked out. Or maybe Ruth is just curled up in bed crying, and will bitterly resent anyone else seeing her that way. I really don’t see any reason for Billie to jump to “Ruth is suicidal and I have to get help.”

  38. Notebooked
    Notebooked
    March 1, 2013 at 6:26 am | #

    Ohh, the drama. They will! They won’t! They will! They won’t! They might, but neither will be happy about it! (Personal opinionato: They’re both too unstable to get into a relationship with someone whose presence provokes them right now. At most, now that they’ve both showed themselves vulnerable, they might put down a truce while they manage to sort things out.)

    Billie doesn’t know how Ruth actually feels about her (and because she doesn’t know that, she doesn’t know how she feels about Ruth), and that’s why she’s uneasy around her.
    The shove-kiss was such a big thing that it gave Billie steady ground for a few moments, and she managed to slot Ruth firmly into the “sleazy bongo” category. Now she’s had a while to think and calm down, and she almost gives her the benefit of the doubt (by making contact with her again), but she doesn’t. I think she knows that there’s more to Ruth than this, maybe even that she needs help, but it’s so satisfying to know where she stands with her that she’s willing to tell herself that’s all there is.
    Ruth, meanwhile, knows she’s messed things up on a grand scale, and has begun digging a tunnel out of the dorm so that no one will ever call her out on her actions.

    • Melizza
      Melizza
      March 1, 2013 at 7:43 am | #

      Is she using a spoon or a shovel? I’m just wondering how long its going to take.

      Just kidding. I agree with many of the points you made and I don’t think either of these would ever make a good relationship together.

      I also think that maybe Billie is now concerned about the way Ruth made her feel? Its gotta be confusing and revealing about her. I don’t know any comic history about her character, so I’m going on by what I’ve read through this one.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        March 1, 2013 at 8:26 am | #

        Billie and Ruth’s relationship in the Walkyverse is so completely and totally distant from what it is here that using it as a way to predict the actions of either party is kinda pointless.

      • Notebooked
        Notebooked
        March 1, 2013 at 11:59 am | #

        She’s using a spork. That way she can literally eat dirt.

        Not a good relationship right now, anyway. They’ll both need to get their life in check, confront their issues…and even in a hypothetical situation after all that, they might be terrible together, since they might bring up bad memories just by being around each other.

        I agree with the ‘way Ruth made her feel’ thing — though I wonder, if this is about Billie being uncertain about her sexuality, wouldn’t there be someone else she could talk to? Like Les. Daisy. (Alright, maybe not Daisy, since she accidentally triggered the same thing with her.) So maybe she found her heterosexuality to be such a part of her identity that she doesn’t want to reveal this to anyone else? (Not since discovering any attempt to describe the situation leads to a re-enactment of it, anyway…)

        And Wack’d is right — Billie and Ruth’s relationship in the Walkyverse showed up in just a few joking comics. Ruth was much more of a calm mentor character in Roomies!. (Kind of hard to place, actually.) I don’t think I remember Billie’s character in the Walkyverse well enough to place, but I can remember that she was very fierce about keeping her life the way she wanted it (got into a huge fight with Sal about Danny, for instance).

  39. Taigan
    Taigan
    March 1, 2013 at 8:05 am | #

    Awww….no lesbain makeouts this fortnight?

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      March 1, 2013 at 8:31 am | #

      I never know about Les Bain guitar, but I knew Les Paul guitars though :p

  40. ilacktact
    ilacktact
    March 1, 2013 at 8:25 am | #

    Why do I have the sneaking suspicion Ruth is going to be found dead from alcohol poisoning? 🙁

  41. Ronnie
    Ronnie
    March 1, 2013 at 9:37 am | #

    That’s right, Billie. Walk away. She doesn’t deserve your good graces. Or your bad ones. She was due for a fall, let it happen. I hope she’s found drunk and fired.

    • Ronnie
      Ronnie
      March 1, 2013 at 9:38 am | #

      …well. That was about the worst gravatar EVER to put with that post.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        March 1, 2013 at 10:43 am | #

        I hope she’s drunk and fired! Yay! 😀

  42. Das BookPimp (@The_BookPimp)
    Das BookPimp (@The_BookPimp)
    March 1, 2013 at 9:46 am | #

    That’s right. She should have embraced you slow and kissed you softly.

  43. thelastnerd
    thelastnerd
    March 1, 2013 at 11:18 am | #

    To her credit, if Billie has realized that she’s now in the position of power, she doesn’t seem to be planning to use it to deliberately make Ruth’s life miserable. I’d like to think I wouldn’t either, but….

  44. Angelicfiend
    Angelicfiend
    March 1, 2013 at 1:28 pm | #

    I’m sorry, but i’m still mad at Ruth for the sexual harassment and Billy is right to not feel bad, but I do want Ruth to apologize and then cute Ruth Billie things happen

  45. clodia
    clodia
    March 1, 2013 at 1:35 pm | #

    Noooooo. Billie, you don’t owe her anything if you don’t want to talk to her, but you seem like you need some clarification! Healthy conversations, people, healthy conversations! Use your words! Maybe the RA can…oh wait.

  46. Krimson
    Krimson
    March 1, 2013 at 2:53 pm | #

    Still waiting for the deredere and raburabu…

  47. ilacktact
    ilacktact
    March 1, 2013 at 5:03 pm | #

    My gravatars always seem to make my comments more interesting. You should see the comment I made from the Joyce wet dream/nightmare comic.

  48. Gordon Blvd
    Gordon Blvd
    March 1, 2013 at 6:46 pm | #

    AWESOME! CANT WAIT, Mr Willis, cant wait 🙂

  49. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    March 6, 2013 at 11:19 am | #

    Damnit Willis, why must you tease us so.

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