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Simplicity

by David M Willis on December 30, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - The Only Dope For Me Is You
└ Tags: jennifer, walky

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  1. Kladeos
    Kladeos
    December 30, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    YOU’RE THINKING OF RUTH.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      AND ALCOHOL!

      • Croaxleigh
        Croaxleigh
        December 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

        Together!

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          December 30, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

          Reminds me of how Leslie tried to seduce Robin by wearing a giant Snickers in SP. If Ruth wants to hook up with Billie, she just needs to fill the bathtub with beer and hop in.

          It should be non-alcoholic beer, naturally. But Billie doesn’t need to be told that.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 30, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

            Billie can smell the difference.

            • KingMabel
              KingMabel
              December 30, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

              I’m sure Billie would be too distracted by a nude Ruth in a bathtub to care about the smell of non-alcoholic beer in said bathtub.

            • Frelance
              Frelance
              December 30, 2013 at 2:32 am | #

              we can all smell the difference

            • John Cabot
              John Cabot
              December 30, 2013 at 9:04 am | #

              Oh, fake beer is nasty. It’s all the horror without the semblance of a payoff.

              • qka
                qka
                December 30, 2013 at 8:08 pm | #

                Right down there with decaff tea.

          • Baker
            Baker
            December 30, 2013 at 11:50 pm | #

            You fill it with virgin strawberry daiquiri, because symbolism.

          • M
            M
            December 31, 2013 at 6:05 am | #

            But the yeast…

        • ShadowWing Tronix
          ShadowWing Tronix
          December 30, 2013 at 10:42 am | #

          Ruthihol.

        • Vert
          Vert
          December 30, 2013 at 12:55 pm | #

          Ruthahol!

          • Geo
            Geo
            December 30, 2013 at 6:45 pm | #

            Don’t drink that! It has a Ruthie in it!

    • Lucas
      Lucas
      December 30, 2013 at 2:05 pm | #

      YES
      THIS IS GOOD

  2. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    December 30, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    No comment.

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      December 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      “…”

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        December 30, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        …………………………

        • Just Cheeto Dust
          Just Cheeto Dust
          December 30, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

          …[…].

          (…)

          • Foxhack
            Foxhack
            December 30, 2013 at 1:45 am | #

            OH CRAP IT’S DUKE TOGO

        • Jay Eff
          Jay Eff
          December 30, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

          · · · – – – · · ·

          • Trae Dorn
            Trae Dorn
            December 30, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

            THE TIGER TOOK MY FAMILY

            • Doctor_Who
              Doctor_Who
              December 30, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

              I am so ashamed to understand that reference.

              • Chronos
                Chronos
                December 30, 2013 at 2:05 am | #

                I am so understanding to reference that shame.

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                December 30, 2013 at 2:27 am | #

                I’m not. I loved that song.

    • Comment
      Comment
      December 30, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

      But…why not?

  3. Just Cheeto Dust
    Just Cheeto Dust
    December 30, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    I always wanted to beat up a past self.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Me too. But the opportunity only presents itself on anniversaries.

      • shparky
        shparky
        December 30, 2013 at 1:47 am | #

        All the +1s

      • StClair
        StClair
        December 30, 2013 at 6:34 am | #

        Very nice.

      • TheSuicidalGiraffe
        TheSuicidalGiraffe
        January 3, 2014 at 6:59 am | #

        God that made my day

    • Kiggy
      Kiggy
      December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Me too

    • Geminia999
      Geminia999
      December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Hey I’ll join you 😀

      • Wonder Wig
        Wonder Wig
        December 30, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

        *People get in line to hit him like in Airplane.*

        • Just Cheeto Dust
          Just Cheeto Dust
          December 30, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

          That’s almost worth it to get slapped by Leslie Nielsen.

          Twice.

      • Just Cheeto Dust
        Just Cheeto Dust
        December 30, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

        Now, is my past self being forced into a handicap match, or is this some kind of present vs self tag team thing?

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      December 30, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      I’ve been tempted to do that, but what if that makes Present Me stupider? =<

      [then again, stupidity seems to be its own "special" kind of haven…]

      • E.R.
        E.R.
        December 30, 2013 at 1:45 am | #

        That’s why you don’t aim for your head (it’s really hard, anyways). Go for a gut punch.

    • Wonder Wig
      Wonder Wig
      December 30, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Past self needs a bongo slap

    • Blackbird
      Blackbird
      December 30, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      I’ve always wanted a future self to come back to beat me up, but then I beat her up. To prove I’m the toughest me there is.

      • E.R.
        E.R.
        December 30, 2013 at 1:47 am | #

        Also proving that you have already hit the pinnacle of your life and will only proceed to decay from that point on.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 30, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Sure…if you like wiping yourself from existence.

      • Tunaro
        Tunaro
        December 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

        You wouldn’t be erasing yourself, just getting a couple new scars and maybe a metal plate in yer head.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          December 30, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

          You sure about that?

          • Tunaro
            Tunaro
            December 30, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

            Think about it this way: you wouldn’t be able to go back to beat the crap outta your past self if your future self came back and killed you, wouldn’t make sense.

            • Mr. Random
              Mr. Random
              December 30, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

              If you work on a non split timeline theory or paradoxical constant timeline, or maybe it simply wasn’t you.

              …
              You’d be surprised at how many types have been created.

            • Foxhack
              Foxhack
              December 30, 2013 at 1:46 am | #

              If you went back and beat yourself up, then you (the person doing the beating) wouldn’t exist anymore because the circumstances that created you are different.

              • Tunaro
                Tunaro
                December 30, 2013 at 3:44 am | #

                What if a person only went back in order to create a logical chain of events after being beaten up by their future self?
                Also what happens after ya kick your past ass? Stay in the past and set up a new identity to make bank offa future info?

                • Doom Shepherd
                  Doom Shepherd
                  December 30, 2013 at 8:44 am | #

                  Predestination paradox. We hate those.

        • Bill
          Bill
          December 30, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

          It’s the “butterfly effect”, albeit on a lesser scale.  Just like killing Hitler before he had been able to rise to power would likely prevent WWII and the Holocaust, the principle of unintended consequences comes into play.  No WWII means (possibly) no space program; no atomic program; a different world map; and the role of women in the workforce comes much later in the 20th century, if it comes about at all.  See Bradbury’s “A Sound of Thunder” (from which we get the term ‘butterfly effect’); see Heinlein’s “By His Bootstraps”; see Martin Caidin’s “Final Countdown”; heck, they even flirted with the premise in the “Back to the Future” franchise.

          But everything you’ve done (or not done) up to this point is the reason that *YOU* are the specific person that you are right now, Monday AM, 12/30/2013.  So any change, even if it is something as simple as dating a different girl or guy in high school, will have far-reaching effects down the line.  That’s why, if we ever do find ways to travel in time, I hope we become merely a presence — an “eye in the sky”, so to speak — so that we can see the past but not be able to alter it.

          • xbulba
            xbulba
            December 30, 2013 at 12:21 pm | #

            WWII would have likely happened, although differently, without Hitler, the pent up frustration and economic hardship in Germany caused by the treaty of Versailles was a time bomb. The persecution of Jews made a lot of sense economically, and as a scapegoat, on top of that there is a long history of it in Europe (it’s not anything new).

            Additionally this analogy falls apart when considering Martin Luther and the Catholic Churches previous ability to crush dissent. Luther was not the first, and many before him were executed or imprisoned. The Holy Roman Empire princes were looking for an excuse to get out from under the churches thumb, especially when considering the previous 30 year war which devastated the princes domains.

      • Croaxleigh
        Croaxleigh
        December 30, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

        I think it was more “beat up” and less “savagely murder.”

      • Just Cheeto Dust
        Just Cheeto Dust
        December 30, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        You might have mistaken knocking some sense into a past self with flat out murder.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          December 30, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

          Well…the current you gets wiped from existence…

          • Just Cheeto Dust
            Just Cheeto Dust
            December 30, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

            I could always pick a time when I stagnated socially.

            I don’t know anymore, I kind of checked out of this conversation mentally after the “Airplane!” reference above.

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      December 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Every time I hear someone say that, I always think of how it would be the most masochistic paradox ever, don’t know why.
      Also, I would so beat the crap outta Past Me.

      • Just Cheeto Dust
        Just Cheeto Dust
        December 30, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        Sorry, I tried to reply to this, and ended up checking Google to see if someone named their band “Masochistic Paradox” instead.

        • shparky
          shparky
          December 30, 2013 at 1:49 am | #

          Why am I not surprised that exists?

    • The Tenderest Steak
      The Tenderest Steak
      December 30, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      Yeah, my past self annoys the hell out of me…

      • The Tenderest Steak
        The Tenderest Steak
        December 30, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        I know, you’re just the worst, waiting for the next update instead of doing something more productive on the internet.

        • The Tenderest Steak
          The Tenderest Steak
          December 30, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

          C’mon, comments just came back on, no need to lash out man. Let’s revel in the beers, Ruth and Billie fun times ahead.

          • The Tenderest Steak
            The Tenderest Steak
            December 30, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

            Your mom revels…

            • The Tenderest Steak
              The Tenderest Steak
              December 30, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

              FOR A NICKEL!

              • PrincessCarlos
                PrincessCarlos
                December 30, 2013 at 9:26 am | #

                I get it. Its just not funny.

    • Arkantos
      Arkantos
      December 30, 2013 at 1:21 am | #

      Oh, man, if I could go back in time to punch past me in the face, I’d be at it for YEARS. Seriously, 1st-10th grade me needed an ass-kicking bi-weekly.

    • Guest Person Dude
      Guest Person Dude
      December 30, 2013 at 5:24 am | #

      I’d rather give my past self hugs.
      It could use them

  4. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    December 30, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Comments back? Is this a good idea? =<

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Shut-up…don’t ruin it for the rest of us 🙁

    • Crimson Magic
      Crimson Magic
      December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      I was sad I couldn’t lurk the comment section yesterday, so I am at least moderately gladdened.

      • James
        James
        December 30, 2013 at 1:29 am | #

        I know. I so wanted to talk about Wallie’s hidden Twincest urges and that he is porjecting them on Dorothy.

        but no!!!

      • John
        John
        December 30, 2013 at 3:42 pm | #

        Yeah, I’m stuck sick at my parents’ house, so not even having DoA comments to entertain me made me sad.

        Of course, the comments themselves, day-before-yesterday, were making me both sad and angry, so. But at least I got to rant at folk who were aggressively avoiding the fucking point.

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      December 30, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Well, we’ve moved on somewhat.

    • Jay Eff
      Jay Eff
      December 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Seems to be running smoothly so far… we’ll see.

    • Dr. Paul
      Dr. Paul
      December 30, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Comments are complicated.

    • Blackbird
      Blackbird
      December 30, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Comment sections would never happen this way in the real world.

    • Shogouki
      Shogouki
      December 30, 2013 at 3:55 am | #

      Were the comments disabled yesterday as a precaution or were they on for a time and things got out of control?

      • CianM1301
        CianM1301
        December 30, 2013 at 6:56 am | #

        I think it was for precaution.

      • John Cabot
        John Cabot
        December 30, 2013 at 9:03 am | #

        Precaution. The day before he said he was pre-emptively turning them off.

  5. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh…you might want to not punch past you in the face..Unless you want the universe to implode.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      December 30, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Hey! Time paradoxes can be fun!

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        December 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

        I don’t know how fun time paradox can be.

        • James
          James
          December 30, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

          Depends on whether or not you remember to bring a mop and a fez.

          • KingMabel
            KingMabel
            December 30, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

            I have a fez but no candy for my fez. Is this acceptable?

            • James
              James
              December 30, 2013 at 2:34 am | #

              Only if you want Bille Piper to set in Judement of you.

            • The Sandman
              The Sandman
              December 30, 2013 at 2:59 pm | #

              Don’t worry, we’ve all known the shame of an empty fez dispenser.

          • Bill
            Bill
            December 30, 2013 at 3:18 am | #

            Why would you want to bring a Faz?

  6. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Probably not. We may say something rude.

  7. KingMabel
    KingMabel
    December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Do it! Do it for the shippers! Do it for yourself!

    But mostly for the shippers!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Do it….because of peer pressure.

      • Keroshino
        Keroshino
        December 30, 2013 at 3:53 am | #

        THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!

  8. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh Walky, that little rascal.

  9. clodia
    clodia
    December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    See, Billie, self-reflection is awesome! +10 points for you! (Walky, learn by her example.)

    • Croaxleigh
      Croaxleigh
      December 30, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Somehow, the avatar picture just makes that comment that much better.

    • Jack Finch
      Jack Finch
      December 30, 2013 at 2:13 pm | #

      Agreed. Not only would there be megafeels but Ruth and Billie have the potential to be good for each other.

      • The Sandman
        The Sandman
        December 30, 2013 at 3:00 pm | #

        Megafeels probably wouldn’t happen until the second date.

        The first date would just be sloppy makeouts. Maybe a quick grope or two.

  10. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Thinking is fun. You should try it sometime.

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    YOU’VE BEEN BILLIE’D.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      AND BILLIE GOT WALKY’D!

      NOW TO MAYBE GO AND GET RUTHED!

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        December 30, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        And Joed……

        • Jay Eff
          Jay Eff
          December 30, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

          Just as long as you don’t get Miked.

          • Mr. Random
            Mr. Random
            December 30, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

            Everyone gets Miked…….. eventually.

            • Porkachu
              Porkachu
              December 30, 2013 at 9:27 pm | #

              For a nickel.

  12. Tacdud2
    Tacdud2
    December 30, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    I don’t think punching yourself is very healthy.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Both on yourself and the time stream.

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        December 30, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

        Well what’d the timestream ever do for me?

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          December 30, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

          …Giving you visions of the past…and the future?

          • Mr. Random
            Mr. Random
            December 30, 2013 at 2:22 am | #

            I AM THE FUTURE!

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              December 30, 2013 at 2:29 am | #

              You’re not Kane….unless Nod actually exists.

              • Mr. Random
                Mr. Random
                December 30, 2013 at 3:34 am | #

                I am not Kane. I AM RANDOM, PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE!

                • PrincessCarlos
                  PrincessCarlos
                  December 30, 2013 at 9:31 am | #

                  WOW SO RANDOM. Duck! Orange! Taco! tangs

                • Mr. Random
                  Mr. Random
                  December 30, 2013 at 12:35 pm | #

                  This wasn’t as random as you think.
                  Search the internet, you will find this to be true.

                • Mr. Random
                  Mr. Random
                  December 30, 2013 at 12:37 pm | #

                  …and another thing.
                  Look through that……..

                • Mr. Random
                  Mr. Random
                  January 1, 2014 at 4:42 pm | #

                  Yeah, in case you ever look back….
                  Random is the name o f a character in the Hitchhiker’s guide universe. She actually seems pretty flat as acharacter, mostly the author’s view of angst made reasonable, but i really do love her because right near the end you get a strong sense of empathy for this teenaged girl, who LITERALLY had to kidnap a super guide threaten her parents, and take a planet to the brink of destruction, before she could even get anybody to understand,
                  She has nowhere to call home.
                  Not even metaphorically.
                  She has no friends.
                  Her parents more or less abandoned her.
                  And people have tried to kill her for some pretty bad reasons.
                  And in one single line, i understood just how messed up she’d become.
                  Just one.
                  I want a home! I want to fit somewhere!

                  In the next book she aims to become president of the universe.
                  But that’s another story.

    • Jack Finch
      Jack Finch
      December 30, 2013 at 3:36 pm | #

      While you were throwing the punch would you be remembering how much it hurt?

    • JJ
      JJ
      December 30, 2013 at 10:28 pm | #

      Also, if you ever decide you need to be punched there will be Mike ready for the job.

      Except when he’s doing your mom.

  13. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    December 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    “Probably not. We may say something rude” comment to Jen Aside’s comment. Got reshuffled.

  14. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    December 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Just because they’re mixed signals… doesn’t mean they’re bad signals.

  15. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    It’s a good thing I don’t have access to a time machine, because I would just constantly use it to punch my past self in the face. And then lecture him on how he’s not nearly as smart as he thinks he is.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 30, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      I wouldn’t bother to tell him anything. Just randomly go back, smack him, and say “WRONG!”.

      If I had to correct every mistake individually, it would take too long. Best to just generally call him a dumbass.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        December 30, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

        But if I just call past me a dumbass, how will he know what he’s doing wrong?

        No seriously, this would be a problem with me.

      • Deathjavu
        Deathjavu
        December 30, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

        See, the inevitable problem is that eventually you’d come back from the future future and smack yourself before you went back.

        Plus, as much as I love to think about “doing it again but without the fuckups this time”, I’d feel way too obligated to do something about more important matters.

        And then I end up on wikipedia trying to memorize huge disasters of various kinds and crafting plans to prevent them if I ever do end up going back in time.

    • Alex Stritar
      Alex Stritar
      December 30, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

      So what would you do if future you comes by, punches you in the face and tells you that you’re not nearly as smart as you think you are?

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        December 30, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

        Probably think that future me is a jerk. And that past me is an idiot. Present me is naturally perfect in every way.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      December 30, 2013 at 12:40 pm | #

      I’d try to manipulate things behind the scenes to help my past self advance better on his own merits, making obvious mistakes look a bit more obvious, creating scenarios to make my past self go different directions than he originally would go, add 10 dollars in his pants pocket every once in a while; just little things that have the potential to make big changes.

      • Marisa Mockery
        Marisa Mockery
        December 30, 2013 at 2:44 pm | #

        But then the you that’s doing it wouldn’t exist to do all those things. Probably….

  16. Ellie
    Ellie
    December 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Billie is growing on me, I must say.

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      December 30, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Same here.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 30, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      There’s a topical cream available for that.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      December 30, 2013 at 12:34 pm | #

      Like a tumor? <3 Oh yes.

    • Jack Finch
      Jack Finch
      December 30, 2013 at 3:02 pm | #

      Billie makes things grow (OK, you were all thinking it)

  17. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    December 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh hey, comments! Comments are good.

    Also, I’m hoping this little exchange leads to Billie fessing up to Ruth about cheating on the drinking. Or anything, really. Billie and Ruth strips are great.

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      December 30, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      + 1 million

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 30, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Strips? Yeah…that’s not putting any ideas on the shippers’ head or anything.

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        December 30, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        …..did you think they weren’t there already?

        • Luzahn
          Luzahn
          December 30, 2013 at 1:00 am | #

          I take / deny credit for this, depending on whoever asks.

  18. MM
    MM
    December 30, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    Looks like Walky’s not the only one who wants to punch a girl-hating past self.

    • Blackbird
      Blackbird
      December 30, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      Billie was never girl-hating, just Ruth-hating.

      • Graq
        Graq
        December 30, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

        Well hey, bongo shouldn’t have shoved her.

  19. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    December 30, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    Maybe Billie is growing up.

    • Casey
      Casey
      December 30, 2013 at 10:58 am | #

      she’s becoming self aware

  20. Dorsilus
    Dorsilus
    December 30, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    I swear, each comic in the past two weeks or so has just made the universe so much more complicated.

    I love it.

  21. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    December 30, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    I’m kind of just glad that there are plenty of strips without Danny or Blaine.

  22. TaintedSpud
    TaintedSpud
    December 30, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    This will end in lesbians.

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      December 30, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      Best kind of ending.

      Or at least in the top 5.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 30, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Or tears….I prefer the latter. Any tears would do.

      • TaintedSpud
        TaintedSpud
        December 30, 2013 at 4:56 am | #

        What about lesbian tears?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 30, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      We can only hope.

    • JustDucky
      JustDucky
      December 30, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

      I thought Willis had made it pretty clear that Billie is bi?

      • Graq
        Graq
        December 30, 2013 at 9:10 am | #

        Very clear, but some people like using lesbian as a catch all term for any woman who is attracted to women 😛

      • Casey
        Casey
        December 30, 2013 at 10:57 am | #

        Wait he said that canonically? that makes it even better! as long as this ends in some lady lovin’ everything is good!

        • Kladeos
          Kladeos
          December 30, 2013 at 12:26 pm | #

          Ruth and Billie are both confirmed bisexual (or pansexual). Billie (Walkyverse Billie) featured in the Bisexuality Awareness Day/Week image.

      • Jack Finch
        Jack Finch
        December 30, 2013 at 2:10 pm | #

        So lesbian tears out of one eye, and straight tears out of the other?

        • FinalOwen
          FinalOwen
          December 30, 2013 at 3:01 pm | #

          Nope, purely bi tears out of both. We only cry in the colours of the bisexual flag. Wealthy collectors pay handsomely for these unique droplets. Watch out for fake tears made of salt water and blue and pink food colouring.

          • Jack Finch
            Jack Finch
            December 30, 2013 at 3:03 pm | #

            Good to know. Accept no substitutes then.

  23. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    December 30, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    It’s almost like you can have false preconceptions, or at least see things completely differently if you give the other side a chance.

    MAYBE APPLY THIS TO OTHER PARTS OF YOUR LIFE, WALKERTON.

    Y’know, just saying…

  24. newllend
    newllend
    December 30, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    Like we all been told, there’s no turning back from the drama that has now spread across this comic strip like a plauge

    • Graq
      Graq
      December 30, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

      Less of a plague and more of a pre-existing condition:
      “Dumbing of Age, the comic about college and making bad decisions.”
      Drama tag was prepulled.

      • The Sandman
        The Sandman
        December 30, 2013 at 3:03 pm | #

        Wouldn’t that just make it “the comic about double college” or something? There’s a bit of redundancy there, is what I’m saying.

  25. hof1991
    hof1991
    December 30, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    Wally starts out kinda angry, goes into neutral and ends up without anything to say. Doesn’t even get a mouth. Good job Billie. He needs to think a little more and talk less. Dorothy likes him best when he says nothing at all.

  26. Pie
    Pie
    December 30, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

    4 weeks? At this rate they’ll finish their first semester in… 2026.

    Here’s to 12 more years of Dumbing of Age!

    • Just Cheeto Dust
      Just Cheeto Dust
      December 30, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

      If tomorrow’s strip timeskips to graduation, this will be the comment to blame.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        December 30, 2013 at 1:00 am | #

        I don’t see how, since tomorrow’s strip was written and drawn weeks ago.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      December 30, 2013 at 1:45 am | #

      I have never really been able to understand how semester systems work. It just seems like they are way too long.

      • Froggert
        Froggert
        December 30, 2013 at 11:30 am | #

        I went to a college with a quarter system instead of semesters, so I agree.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 30, 2013 at 7:17 pm | #

          I’ve been going to a college with a quarter system for over 3 years now, and I wish we had a semester system.

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        December 30, 2013 at 12:27 pm | #

        How is 12 weeks (plus a few exam weeks) too long for a semester? Half the time I feel like we didn’t cover enough material.

        • Marisa Mockery
          Marisa Mockery
          December 30, 2013 at 2:46 pm | #

          Just wait till you do both. Quarters let you do more classes in one year, so you get more done; semesters give you more time to study each subject, so you’re more likely to remember it.

          • Kladeos
            Kladeos
            December 30, 2013 at 8:01 pm | #

            I’m (fingers crossed) going to grad school next year, so it’s unlikely I’ll ever experience the quarters system… All my life, I will only have known semesters!

  27. Ross_Varn
    Ross_Varn
    December 30, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

    I AM ANGRY BECAUSE I HAVE not previously noticed that some backgrounds are transparent nice touch

  28. HAB
    HAB
    December 30, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

    We all need a little complication

    • Jack Finch
      Jack Finch
      December 30, 2013 at 2:24 pm | #

      (wink, wink)

  29. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    December 30, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

    Seems like Billie is considering a complicated relationship. Squee!

  30. begbert2
    begbert2
    December 30, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

    I think Walky should go back in time one strip and punch himself for implying he’d like to sex up his sister if not for the social stigma. CREEPY!

    There, I did it – I commented on yesterday’s strip. HA!

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      December 30, 2013 at 12:59 am | #

      In his defense, have you -seen- Sal?

      She is somewhat desirable.

      • Mr K
        Mr K
        December 30, 2013 at 12:39 pm | #

        “Hey Dorothy, I’ve decided to leave you. Sal gives better head.”

      • John
        John
        December 30, 2013 at 4:54 pm | #

        Ehn. I’m down with Walkyverse Sal, but DoA Sal does nothing for me. I think it’s the cigarette.

    • Bill
      Bill
      December 30, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

      Just curious re: yesterday’s strip — had we been told before that Billie is of mixed racial heritage?  I ask this because in the first panel, when Billie says that they both are mixed race, Walky appears to be shocked to learn this.

      • Aziraphale
        Aziraphale
        December 30, 2013 at 1:11 am | #

        It’s mentioned somewhere. Given that I binge-read the strip in one sitting a couple of weeks ago, I’ll be darned if I can remember which one, though.

      • Chrissy
        Chrissy
        December 30, 2013 at 1:23 am | #

        I don’t think he looks shocked, I think his face goes with his statement: annoyed and defensive

      • Nono
        Nono
        December 30, 2013 at 1:25 am | #

        Billie mentions it to Joyce… sometime back. Her dad’s British, her mom’s Chinese. Or the other way around, I can’t recall too clearly.

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        December 30, 2013 at 1:49 am | #

        In the first year, I believe…

        Ah, here we go: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/mixed/

        That is the one I was thinking of, there may have been a passing reference to it earlier…?

        • Bill
          Bill
          December 30, 2013 at 3:02 am | #

          Much appreciated, Kelly.

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        December 30, 2013 at 12:29 pm | #

        Considering Walky and Billie have known each other all their lives and are neighbours – unlikely like Walky didn’t know.

        • Mr K
          Mr K
          December 30, 2013 at 4:00 pm | #

          She could be colorblind. Why do you think she thinks Sal is Amazi-Girl.

          • Kladeos
            Kladeos
            December 30, 2013 at 8:02 pm | #

            I don’t see how her vision has anything to do with Walky’s knowledge?

  31. Aslee
    Aslee
    December 30, 2013 at 12:47 am | #

    If only I could just give this speech to everyone. I’m getting so sick of people citing simplicity as a reason to let things go to shit for someone else.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      December 30, 2013 at 12:29 pm | #

      You should make a gift card out of that speech and give copies out to your friends.

  32. Ry
    Ry
    December 30, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

    The lovely thing about the Alt text is that Billie and Walky could believably play both parts.

  33. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    December 30, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

    (Panel 4)

    Me: Walky and I finally have something in common!

    • The Sandman
      The Sandman
      December 30, 2013 at 3:05 pm | #

      …so something happened to make you do a 180 on the subject of girls in the past month?

  34. Arkantos
    Arkantos
    December 30, 2013 at 1:29 am | #

    WHOOT! Comments are back again!

  35. Bilfred
    Bilfred
    December 30, 2013 at 1:40 am | #

    Walky is obviously a commie. It shows through in his wish for boobie-touching. Only a true commie would want to touch boobies rather than further capitalism and invest in a steel mill. But of course none of this comment makes sense, and no i am not high.

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      December 30, 2013 at 2:02 am | #

      No wonder he’s a red if he grew up with Dexter and Monkey Master. That show was oozing with communist propaganda, every single episode of it.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      December 30, 2013 at 4:57 pm | #

      Nah. A true communist would create an organized system so the proletariat masses would all be able to touch boobies equally. Gays and straight women included.

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        December 30, 2013 at 10:02 pm | #

        But it would end up “… all have to touch boobies equally”.

  36. John Cabot
    John Cabot
    December 30, 2013 at 2:13 am | #

    I am thinking that judging from his comment yesterday, perhaps the years of separation from his sister were a very bad idea. And if they’d been kept together instead of shipping her off, Walky’d probably be able to communicate with her better.

    • NIghtsbridge
      NIghtsbridge
      December 30, 2013 at 3:16 am | #

      I’m sure his parents were very happy she couldn’t be a ‘bad influence’ on him.

      • John Cabot
        John Cabot
        December 30, 2013 at 9:01 am | #

        Probably.

        Sal seemed so nervous and little during her convenience store robbery. I want more of that backstory to know what the heck made her do that.

  37. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    December 30, 2013 at 2:43 am | #

    Is it me or Billie want to try something new. And that something new is already in relationship with someone else. Oh Billie, you just passed up a good opportunity huh.

    • Graq
      Graq
      December 30, 2013 at 9:08 am | #

      Not sure who you’re referring to?

    • xKiv
      xKiv
      December 30, 2013 at 10:05 pm | #

      I don’t think she’s thinking about anything anywhere close to “disguised as sibling rivalry”.

  38. nothri
    nothri
    December 30, 2013 at 3:02 am | #

    More complexity isn’t necessarily a good thing, Billie. Getting kicked in the balls makes your life more complex, but I wouldn’t call it better.

    • Logician
      Logician
      December 30, 2013 at 7:30 am | #

      In my experience, it makes things much simpler. For a time, there is only pain. What could be simpler? As the pain recedes, the complexities return, but for that time, life is as simple as possible: nothing but pain.

      • Jack Finch
        Jack Finch
        December 30, 2013 at 2:54 pm | #

        It’s like Samuel Johnson said about the prospect of being hanged…it concentrates the mind wonderfully.

  39. Grimjac
    Grimjac
    December 30, 2013 at 6:12 am | #

    I don’t know that complexity is better. Many philosophies are geared toward the goal of simplification, and that resonates with me. The simpler, the better.

    Let’s face it: the more complex things are, the more ways they can go wrong. Like a rat after cheese: give him a straight path, happy rat. Stick him in the minotaur maze, he may starve to death before he even smells dinner. Complexity may more fully engage your mind, as you try to weigh all the variables, but it can also lead to indecision and moderate to extreme screw-ups. Course, it also lends itself well to Drama, and since the tag is pre-pulled…

    For myself, I prefer a non-complicated Walky. What you see is what you get and you don’t have to play guessing games about what he wants. That’s the major part of his charm.

    • Logician
      Logician
      December 30, 2013 at 7:35 am | #

      Almost all philosophies are, as you say, geared towards attractive simplification. But they are comforting lies. Reality is much, much more complicated than we can ever conceive.

    • Doom Shepherd
      Doom Shepherd
      December 30, 2013 at 8:58 am | #

      Alexander the Great had the right idea. Screw complex problems, I have a sword!

    • John Cabot
      John Cabot
      December 30, 2013 at 8:58 am | #

      Being aware of the existence and experiences of others doesn’t make us unhappy, it allows us to keep others from being unhappy because we’re not being unholy dicks to them.

      • Jack Finch
        Jack Finch
        December 30, 2013 at 11:34 am | #

        Now there’s an idea.

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        December 30, 2013 at 12:31 pm | #

        Yep.

        • Kladeos
          Kladeos
          December 30, 2013 at 12:31 pm | #

          Also most good things require work – relationships included.

  40. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    December 30, 2013 at 6:54 am | #

    Wow, Walky has corneas in panel 1!

    • Esmeralda Anistasia
      Esmeralda Anistasia
      December 30, 2013 at 3:39 pm | #

      I believe the word you are looking for is sclera. It loosely translates from technobabble into English as “the whites of one’s eyes.” Corneas are the layer on top of every other part of the eye. Let me make this simple (for me): the sclera of one’s eyes are approximately white. The irises of one’s eyes are coloured. The pupils of one’s eyes are literal holes, allowing light to get to one’s retinas. The retinas of one’s eyes are the parts that process light into neural information. The corneas of one’s eyes are the parts that keep all the other parts from being touchable. They are so thin that one would need special equipment to be able to see them. They vary in width, and when they are too thick in ratio to the rest of the eye, they focus light too soon, causing myopia (nearsightedness). Hyperopia (farsightedness) is when the corneas are too thin. In case you haven’t noticed, I tend to go on tangents. Fortunately, they are informative.
      Farewell, good person, and fare well.

  41. Jesse
    Jesse
    December 30, 2013 at 7:23 am | #

    Metaphor!

  42. Edifus
    Edifus
    December 30, 2013 at 10:11 am | #

    That moment when you realize that this comic has covered less than one semester in three years of running time.

    I’ll have my doctorate by the time these guys aren’t freshman anymore.

    • brionl
      brionl
      December 30, 2013 at 11:28 am | #

      Grrl Power has been running three years, and they are still on the same DAY.
      Only once a week, not 5 or 7, but still…

      • John
        John
        December 30, 2013 at 4:02 pm | #

        Better than that; GP’s single day is a flashback, so it’s actually made negative progress in-comic time.

        Move-in day here was three weeks ago today.

  43. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    December 30, 2013 at 10:13 am | #

    Billie keeps impressing with her latent sense of being for others.

  44. Casey
    Casey
    December 30, 2013 at 10:56 am | #

    My lesbian senses are tingling!

  45. DFS
    DFS
    December 30, 2013 at 12:55 pm | #

    Since no one has seemed to have said it: Billie, go tap that freckled ass!

    • The Sandman
      The Sandman
      December 30, 2013 at 3:20 pm | #

      What makes you so sure that the freckles aren’t confined to the face?

      • John
        John
        December 30, 2013 at 7:14 pm | #

        We’ve seen her in nothing but a towel.

  46. OhHey
    OhHey
    December 30, 2013 at 1:56 pm | #

    Most relevant hover-text yet.

  47. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    December 30, 2013 at 2:26 pm | #

    Wait? Prissy? That’s hardly fair.

  48. Mr K
    Mr K
    December 30, 2013 at 4:01 pm | #

    I hope that Amber is not taking the Prodigy’s most controversial song seriously with Sal.

  49. JustcallmeSoul
    JustcallmeSoul
    December 30, 2013 at 5:01 pm | #

    Are you satisfied Willis? did we does goods today master?!

  50. Vree
    Vree
    December 30, 2013 at 5:30 pm | #

    I don’t really care whatever agenda a writer’s pushing but forcibly silencing everyone when people start disagreeing with you isn’t really a classy move. -_-

    I wonder how many comments Willis already banned/deleted that we don’t see in a fit. :/

    • Jason
      Jason
      December 30, 2013 at 6:08 pm | #

      I agree completely. Sal to me isn’t the most credible character; she’s angry, violent and pretty much has no respect for anyone who isn’t her and she’s got this massive excuse that justifies it and the only thing we’ve got is word of god. It’s not like we see a lot of their parents, hell with this rotating cast we don’t necessarily see that much of them, to really explore it

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        December 30, 2013 at 8:08 pm | #

        What a deliberate misreading of a character… I’d say I think you should go back and read her strips, like all her interactions with Billie or Joyce, but I know nothing will change your mind if you’re that set on keeping your preconceived notions.

        • Jason
          Jason
          December 30, 2013 at 10:30 pm | #

          no, explain to me what’s wrong.

          She seems to be one of those jerk with a heart of gold type characters, to me at least. While they occasionally do nice things, they’re not worth it for the jerk part.

          • Kladeos
            Kladeos
            December 31, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

            When is she a jerk? She hasn’t really been since the semester started. She’s been consistently angry at Walky, but I can’t blame her for that. Sibling tensions aside, she’s been pretty civil to everyone, at least initially. She tries to help Joyce through the post-party trauma even though she doesn’t know her. She sides with Billie against tyrannical Ruth. She’s put in the effort to learn ASL to communicate with Marcie. She’s much more even-tempered than a lot of the characters, including Billie. She tries in vain to please her parents. Like, what’s your problem with her? Just because she presents as a “rebel” with her motorcycle and smoking doesn’t mean she’s bad.

            • Jason
              Jason
              December 31, 2013 at 6:25 am | #

              I don’t even recall this Marcie character.

              She might have done a better job pleasing her parents if she wasn’t so transparently phony. I mean I suppose I have the benefit of reading about her but that came across to me more as an insult to their intelligence than anything.

              She seems more even-tempered because she just kind of rolls her eyes/or shakes her and walks away from things she doesn’t care about or thinks are ridiculous, Joyce and her motorcycle. I don’t think I’ve seen anything that she cares about not involve a ton of anger

    • gangler
      gangler
      December 30, 2013 at 6:31 pm | #

      You were never silenced. This is his website. His platform. A magazine isn’t “Silencing” you when they don’t publish your letter to the editor. You’re still free to voice your opinion wherever you choose, Willis just doesn’t have to actively publish your opinions.

      • Jason
        Jason
        December 30, 2013 at 6:36 pm | #

        websites are a little different than print publications. Online it takes more effort from the author to stop the talk. Print you just don’t have to publish, online you have actively delete

        • gangler
          gangler
          December 30, 2013 at 6:53 pm | #

          No, pretty sure this comment section didn’t just spawn out of the ether. Somebody put it there. Somebody maintains it. First time you enter a comment there’s some human being who takes a look at it before letting it through.

          That certain parts of the comment section are automated does not mean that now somebody has to publish, nor does it make deletion anything but the rescinding of publication services.

        • Bill
          Bill
          December 30, 2013 at 7:32 pm | #

          For the record, Willis can delete your comment as “spam” and this effectively will block any further material from your email or ISP address (I know, it happened to me).  However, he is not totally unreasonable; if it was done in error he will reverse the action (again, it happened to me).

          Also, refer to the FAQs — Willis makes no secret of the fact that commenting on certain things, or certain types of comments are going to be off-limits and will be deleted.  If you needed a warning, there it was.

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      December 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm | #

      For the record, it’s not like he keeps it a secret that he deletes racist/ extremely ignorant (because I’m assuming from the current storyline most offensive comments were of that nature) off the comments section. If you browse his Twitter feed or Tumblr, he’ll talk about removing offensive material.

      Also, he’s a decent guy. He doesn’t want maddeningly offensive stuff floating around his website to piss off other readers. If you want unhindered free speech, make your own website/blog.

    • Jenny Creed
      Jenny Creed
      December 30, 2013 at 8:11 pm | #

      You’re always free to say what you want on your site, as Willis has been known to say.

      (The unspoken message is “and you don’t get to ride the coattails of someone else’s sixteen years of work to build up a readership to automatically have an audience for any bullshit you want to talk about.”)

      • Jenny Creed
        Jenny Creed
        December 30, 2013 at 8:34 pm | #

        Now, if it was up to me, I’d gladly let the racists post away and make fools of themselves and maybe try to help them understand just how wrong they are. But that’s not the point. Think of a website as someone’s house. They’ve built it, they’ve bought and paid for it, and in a sense they live in it.

        You are a visitor. Where I come from, when you visit someone’s house, you behave yourself. You follow their rules. You don’t have sex with their wife in front of them, you don’t shit on the floor, you don’t steal their stuff, and some other rules that may vary depending on the owner. To take a popular and relevant example, they may tell you not to swear. It happens! I have an uncle who will throw you the fuck out if you use the word “fuck” in his house.

        And when that happens, do you organize a protest on their lawn to complain about freedom of speech? No. You realize it would be ridiculous, and people would laugh at you for trying. That’s not what censorship is. A homeowner is not your government, and their house is not your country – there are other places you can go.

        And that works the exact same way on the Internet, except you are less likely to get punched in the face for breaking the rules. You don’t like the way this site does its business? You can always start a bongoing thread on Reddit; maybe someone will care.

  51. KnightOfTheStupid
    KnightOfTheStupid
    December 30, 2013 at 8:12 pm | #

    It seems as though the comments section has died down in terms of insanity today. I myself have no strong feelings one way or the other.

  52. Baker
    Baker
    December 30, 2013 at 8:15 pm | #

    Maybe telling Ruth she wants to hook up will soften the blow of having started drinking again.

  53. man in black
    man in black
    December 30, 2013 at 10:09 pm | #

    great page

  54. Will
    Will
    December 31, 2013 at 1:56 am | #

    I JUST BINGE READ THIS ENTIRE THING IT’S AMAZING AND PERFECT. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

  55. Keeeen21
    Keeeen21
    December 31, 2013 at 2:26 pm | #

    I… I’m honestly surprised Walky decided to man up and talk to Billie about this. Since she was already walking away, it would have been so easy to kick the can down the road like he’s done countless times, just like his and Sal’s parents. Also cool to see Billie and Walky in a serious context.

    But yeah, just to touch on the earlier craziness, intra-familial racism is a thing that happens, and people shouldn’t need to link articles and studies to prove it. It is understandable, depending on one’s environment and upbringing, to not have known it existed before now, but it’s a very different animal to continue squinting one’s eyes and going “Ehhh, I don’t know. Can you give me more proof?”

    P.S. Good to see you’re still holding down the fort, man in black.

  56. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    January 2, 2014 at 5:09 am | #

    I just wish I could have discussed the comment Walky made in the last panel of the previous comment. :< Just some simple, "Oh Walky, you suck horribly at wording things like that"

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      January 2, 2014 at 5:09 am | #

      Previous comic. Wow, I typo’d hard there

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