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by David M Willis on July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
└ Tags: dina, jennifer, ultra car

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    It’s Oktoberfest!

    wait

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 27, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      More like Cocktoberfest! 😀

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 27, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        Comes right around Swalloween.

        • An Average Loser
          An Average Loser
          July 27, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

          hehe, Swalloween.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

            Follows a few weeks later with Wanksgiving Day.

            • Camachri
              Camachri
              July 27, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

              And rounding out the year, we have Pricks-mas.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                July 27, 2014 at 1:51 am | #

                Or if you’re Jewish, Hungukkah. ;D

                • TachyonCode
                  TachyonCode
                  July 27, 2014 at 2:26 am | #

                  Fireworks and singing of Bald Dong Song follow the balls-dropping on New Boner’s Eve.

                • Usayasha
                  Usayasha
                  July 27, 2014 at 2:33 am | #

                  And once February gets here, it’s Saint Vaginatine’s Day!

                • Yotomoe
                  Yotomoe
                  July 27, 2014 at 2:34 am | #

                  After that, Everyone love Phallustimes day.

                • Kennerly
                  Kennerly
                  July 27, 2014 at 4:03 am | #

                  And if you’re Muslim, Happy Ramadong.

                • tigikay
                  tigikay
                  July 27, 2014 at 10:39 am | #

                  Don’t forget to put up the Labia Menora!

                • Kaoy
                  Kaoy
                  July 27, 2014 at 10:48 am | #

                  Personally, my favorite holiday is St. Peckers Day.

                • Ashirogi
                  Ashirogi
                  July 27, 2014 at 4:31 pm | #

                  Don’t forget Twatzaa!

                • The Other Mike
                  The Other Mike
                  February 1, 2015 at 6:59 am | #

                  And, of course, the Weener Solstice.

                • Chronos
                  Chronos
                  July 11, 2015 at 2:11 pm | #

                  Personally, I prefer the Equicocks.

        • Rhy
          Rhy
          July 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          Then it’s Dicksgiving.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            July 27, 2014 at 9:42 am | #

            I thought it was Slaps-giving…

            • aipom45
              aipom45
              July 27, 2014 at 11:26 pm | #

              YES! ALWAYS!

        • Mass Confusion
          Mass Confusion
          July 27, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          And here I thought you were going to be hard-pressed to make a pun

          • AgentKeen
            AgentKeen
            July 27, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

            It can certainly be a tough job to crank another one out.

            • Kaoy
              Kaoy
              July 27, 2014 at 10:50 am | #

              When you have days like that, you just gotta whip them out and hope for the best reaction.

      • Shadow12000
        Shadow12000
        July 27, 2014 at 1:48 am | #

        My god Plasma, that’s MUCH more sinister sounding with your evil Osaka avatar.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 27, 2014 at 1:53 am | #

          Evil Osaka makes everything better or when it comes to sausages, much wurst. 😀

          • JacHunter
            JacHunter
            July 27, 2014 at 1:01 pm | #

            Sausage jokes, because anyone can make a dick joke.

  2. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    I thought Dina made a joke…

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      July 27, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Hey everyone, Perceptor’s discovered humor!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      I imagine her calling it a funny, like when Master Splinter said “I made a funny!” in TMNT.

      • Mass Confusion
        Mass Confusion
        July 27, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

        Now I’m remembering the second movie…. and now I’m remembering Vanilla Ice’s song in it… and now it’s stuck in my head

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          July 27, 2014 at 1:38 am | #

          Just don’t remember the third movie, whatever you do. It’s far worse than a Vanilla Ice cameo.

          • SgtWadeyWilson
            SgtWadeyWilson
            July 27, 2014 at 4:31 am | #

            I always thought the third was more worth it than the second, it was silly, but more fun.

            • Swerve
              Swerve
              July 27, 2014 at 12:22 pm | #

              I liked the third TMNT movie to. It’s sort of based on one of the original Eastman & Laird comics, where the Turtles meet a girl with a magic time travel sceptre, and they travel back in time, first to have a crossover with Cerebus the Aardvark, and later to go to feudal Japan. It’s a little campy, but I liked the way everyone is terrified of the Turtles because they assume they’re Kappa. However, Casey Jones was totally underused in the third movie.

        • Starscreamer
          Starscreamer
          July 27, 2014 at 6:24 pm | #

          Ninja….NINJA rap! NINJA NINJA rap! Go ninja go ninja go! GO GO GO GO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4

  3. Van Dyne
    Van Dyne
    July 27, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Welp, that’s my theory on the identity of the Whiteboard Ding-Dong Bandit busted.

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      July 27, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Not Billie, not Amber, not Amazi-girl (or is it?), not Mike.
      Who?
      WHO IS THE DICK BANDIT?!?

      • SUGauthor
        SUGauthor
        July 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        Malaya?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        Joyce….noone would suspect HER.

        • VizardJeffhog
          VizardJeffhog
          July 27, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

          The THING!

          • Thanks, I'll Have Another!
            Thanks, I'll Have Another!
            July 27, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

            Give her all of it!

            • AgentKeen
              AgentKeen
              July 27, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

              Check her tummy for a permanent marker thing.

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          July 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          I think she lacks the, um, er, experience to draw those things so accurately. Just saying.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            July 27, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

            She’s just copying Sarah.

          • ninja_jesus
            ninja_jesus
            July 27, 2014 at 8:38 am | #

            What if she has The Gift?

            Of drawing penises, I mean.

        • newllend
          newllend
          July 27, 2014 at 1:21 am | #

          She would have the most motive.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          July 27, 2014 at 9:44 am | #

          Anti-Joyce – even Joyce doesn’t suspect her…

        • Kaoy
          Kaoy
          July 27, 2014 at 10:53 am | #

          Well I suspect it was the Spanish Inquisition.

          • Jerden
            Jerden
            July 27, 2014 at 11:04 am | #

            What!? Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              July 27, 2014 at 1:45 pm | #

              Nobody expects the Spanish Missionary Position.

      • Nono
        Nono
        July 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        Shaggy.

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          July 27, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

          Old Man Withers, who owns the abandoned amusement park?

          Frank Welker?

          MEGATRON! Of course!

      • thomas0comer
        thomas0comer
        July 27, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        I’m guessing it’s Jeph Jacques.

        • Van Dyne
          Van Dyne
          July 27, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

          Pretty sure that he’d be a Whiteboard Buttocks Bandit instead.

          Not THE Whiteboard Buttocks Bandit. Just a Whiteboard Buttocks Bandit.

        • Ben
          Ben
          July 27, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

          him or Pintsize.

          • JacHunter
            JacHunter
            July 27, 2014 at 1:13 pm | #

            Definitely Pintsize.

      • sylvester crow
        sylvester crow
        July 27, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

        More like the Bandick!

      • artemi
        artemi
        July 27, 2014 at 11:16 am | #

        Guys, it’s clearly Dina. She’s trying to show the world that she can be a social person by interacting with the whiteboards, and drawing bones is all she’s good at.

      • demon!Dean(idgaf)
        demon!Dean(idgaf)
        July 27, 2014 at 3:59 pm | #

        Either “Carla” or Other Rachel.

      • liahansen
        liahansen
        July 27, 2014 at 5:18 pm | #

        I still think it’s Sydney Yus

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      July 27, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      Maybe Billie was super drunk, so she forgot?

  4. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    July 27, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Don’t worry Dina comedy is all about trail and error.

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      July 27, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Especially when playing “Oregon Trail”. “You have died of dysentery!” Hah!

      • MrSirk
        MrSirk
        July 27, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

        I deserved that one. Hah!

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          July 27, 2014 at 12:29 pm | #

          Funny typos are funny.

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 27, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      The road of comedy is a long and hard one and swear to God by the end of this chapter we’re going to make this comic famous for penis jokes.

      • MrSirk
        MrSirk
        July 27, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

        “Long and hard” Man the setups for this arc are way too easy!

  5. Tacdud2
    Tacdud2
    July 27, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    And Dina retains the number one spot as favorite character.

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      July 27, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

      Are people going to say that after every strip where she appears?

      • NCP19
        NCP19
        July 27, 2014 at 1:22 am | #

        We’ll stop saying it when it stops being true.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          July 27, 2014 at 9:49 am | #

          She’s doing really well, too! If she’s gotten to ‘badly repeating other people’s jokes’ she’s already past a lot of poorly-socialized people I know (yes, I seem to attract them).

  6. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 27, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Someone actually Called Billie saying “What’s with these penises everywhere” yesterday.

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      July 27, 2014 at 3:06 am | #

      Want to bet that Billie solves the mystery before AmaziGirl does?

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      July 27, 2014 at 4:17 am | #

      I’m psychic!

      I know what you’re thinking!

      You’re thinking that I’m not psychic!

      • Jerden
        Jerden
        July 27, 2014 at 11:07 am | #

        Actually, I believed you at first. But then you proved to me that you’re not psychic.

        Wait, now I’m thinking that you’re not psychic! You know what this means, Gigafreak – you’re not just psychic, you’re FUTURE-PSYCHIC!

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          July 27, 2014 at 12:37 pm | #

          I dunno, Psions don’t get good armor proficiencies or hot dogs hit dice. Plus all they do is spam their attacks! And the wurst thing to do is multiclass into Psion (or any other caster class) rather than going straight caster.

  7. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    July 27, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    WHAT TOOK YOU BILLIE?!

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      July 27, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      In her defense, she was in the men’s hall, sleeping in Walky’s bed. She wouldn’t notice anything until she got to the women’s hall. So while she’s late to the party fest, she has an excuse.

      • newllend
        newllend
        July 27, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

        Ya if anything she’s been around penises all day.

  8. Tanarin
    Tanarin
    July 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh Dina, we all love you. We really do.

  9. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    It’s not the size of the sausage, it’s the sizzle. 😛

  10. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    July 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Well it’s definitely not a cock block party hosted by Dave Chappell.

  11. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    July 27, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Can not wait for the lineup of Sausage Festival to be announced.

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      July 27, 2014 at 2:53 am | #

      I’d suggest Conchita Wurst for the opening act.
      It’s only fitting, because wurst means sausage.

      • caesaria82
        caesaria82
        July 27, 2014 at 6:13 am | #

        Haha I’m German actually, so I’m well aware of that 😉
        But that is a brilliant idea in any case.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      July 27, 2014 at 11:56 am | #

      Red Hot Chili Peppers wearing only these: m.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?productId=0235_5020_800&catId=cat1680016

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        July 27, 2014 at 12:32 pm | #

        That’s just pepperoni pizza dude, the sausage on that one is thinly sliced.

  12. Chris
    Chris
    July 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Poor Billie. Looks like things have gone from bad to wurst.

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      July 27, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Well, Billie is abusing her liver. 🙂

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 27, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        Are you suggesting that she’s making liverwurst?

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          July 27, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

          No, I’m implying she’s making her liver worse! Ha! (Hey, human anatomy jokes seem to be big in this comic, so why should the digestive system get left out!)

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          July 27, 2014 at 8:38 am | #

          At this rate, I’m thinking it will be short liver wurst.

  13. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 27, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    That joke could have be wurst you know. 😀

  14. Van Jealous
    Van Jealous
    July 27, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Penis…sausage….there’s barely a vas deferens between the two.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 27, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Weiners, bangers… you might be onto something here.

      • Googergeiger
        Googergeiger
        July 27, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

        It was semen like there was a difference at first glans, but ultimately I think you’re right.

  15. LimeTH
    LimeTH
    July 27, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    Calling it now. The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit is Dina.

    It makes too much sense. She observed Mike and Joyce’s confrontation over drawing dicks on whiteboards and assumed it was a normal thing people do. She most likely used a permanent marker not knowing the difference between that and a dry erase marker.

    Notice she keeps showing up to make comments about the situation. She’s observing the aftermath of her work. She is confused at everyone’s negative reactions, milks the positive one to Billie, and led Amazi-Girl to Mike because he was her inspiration for doing it, thus in her mind, he’s technically to blame.

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      July 27, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      I was with you right up until you mentioned Dina not knowing the difference between dry-erase and permanent markers. Dina lacks knowledge of social interaction, not knowledge in general. And given her interest in paleontology, I think she’d have a keen interest in how to mark dinosaur fossils, such as using a permanent marker.

      If Dina is the culprit, she is doing this to teach Joyce a lesson, but didn’t realize how it might spiral out of control. But I’m not convinced Dina is cognizant enough of why Joyce was upset to commit this act of vandalism.

      • LimeTH
        LimeTH
        July 27, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

        You underestimate how often people use non-dry erase markers on whiteboards thinking it’ll come off like dry-erase markers do. It’s a common mistake. I’m not calling her stupid.

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          July 27, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

          Hmm, well, I guess even Dina could make that mistake, but she seems so careful when it comes to science! Mixing up dry-erase and permanent markers is the sort of mistake a careless glitch-head like Brainstorm would make! (I’m kidding, I love Brainstorm and his briefcase full of WMDs!) Dina would have used permanent marker intentionally, for the following reasons:

          If Dina is the culprit, she’s doing it to understand why Joyce reacted the way she did when Mike drew the penis on Joyce’s whiteboard. So Dina has a motive, at least for drawing one on Joyce’s board. And drawing them all over the Hall would allow her to observe everyone’s reactions, not just Joyce’s. So yeah, Dina is definitely a suspect. And drawing the penises in permanent marker allows the experiment to continue long enough for Dina to unobtrusively stand around and make mental notes of everyone’s reactions. Had she drawn them in dry-erase, they would have been erased too quickly.

          • JacHunter
            JacHunter
            July 27, 2014 at 1:05 pm | #

            But wouldn’t Dina have admitted to it when she saw how negative people were reacting? She strikes me as the “honest to a fault” type.

            • timemonkey
              timemonkey
              July 27, 2014 at 5:39 pm | #

              Dina may not be the most socially aware but I think she knows better than to focuss blame on herself around an angry mob.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        July 27, 2014 at 11:56 am | #

        Perhaps she used permanent markers because she knew she could just draw over them with dry erase markers to get rid of them so it stayed there until the joke was done?

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          July 27, 2014 at 12:24 pm | #

          Or she knew about various solvents. Either way, I think Dina is my prime suspect now.

  16. newllend
    newllend
    July 27, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    Damn here I thought Dinas since of humor had developt more.

  17. synecdoche
    synecdoche
    July 27, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    “why are there fuckin’ penises drawn on everywhere”

    None of the penises we’ve been shown have been fuckin’…

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      July 27, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      A couple of boards have 2 with the tips touching.

  18. Soap
    Soap
    July 27, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

    Does it say “ultra carla” on carlas door? So shes a fan of the comic about ultra car..

    • 4th Dimension
      4th Dimension
      July 27, 2014 at 4:12 am | #

      Yup. It even says so on her character sheet.

  19. Ben
    Ben
    July 27, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    So… I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Joyce went sleepwalking last night….

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 27, 2014 at 6:52 am | #

      Holy shit I thought I was the only one thinking that

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 27, 2014 at 9:57 am | #

        Or, she became Anti-Joyce.

        It makes sense, if you think about it. She’s been majorly repressing lately, added to the repression she’s been under her whole life. I’d say she’s due for a split personality emergence.

  20. DSL
    DSL
    July 27, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

    Since her encounter with Ruthless, I will forever wonder whether Dina is, in any given situation, being diffident or sarcastic.
    That only makes it more funny.

  21. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 27, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

    Don’t worry, Dina, jokes are funnier when you tell them a second time; gives the joke time to sink in.

  22. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    July 27, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

    I love it, Dina told a joke.

    Billie’s not the best person to hear a joke now, but what the hey. She’s talking.

    I like the theory that it is Dina. How else to monitor human relationships than to set up a situation where many humans are drawn to interact in a close system?

    And yeah, when she ‘truely’ understands sarcasm, lock up your children, and fill the moat.

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      July 27, 2014 at 12:25 pm | #

      A moat won’t keep out the Hydrosaur she’ll be riding. Unless you fill the moat with Sharkticons.

  23. FormerMormon
    FormerMormon
    July 27, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

    What kind of Mormon is Agatha, making that joke?! XD

    I mean it is technically possible for a mormon not to take their religion SUPER SERIOUSLY and not be as tightly wound as Joyce at all times, but speaking as an ex-mo… well, I sure wasn’t that way. I did know people in ‘The Church’ that were, though. I just assumed Agatha was very Joycian. Good for her that she’s at least not at the “oh my god it’s a dangle pretend you don’t even know what it is!” stage though.

    • neeks
      neeks
      July 27, 2014 at 4:15 am | #

      A Mormon who grew up with brothers, maybe?

    • Kaoy
      Kaoy
      July 27, 2014 at 10:58 am | #

      Fundamentalism =/= Mormonism. The former is a sub-sect of the latter, but I have known plenty of Mormons that took their religion seriously but were as up for a good dick joke as anyone else.

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        July 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm | #

        Fundamentalism =/= humorlessness. Fundamentalism is a theological position, not a sexual position.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          July 28, 2014 at 5:40 am | #

          My new favorite sexual position is Reverse Fundamentalist

  24. LeslieBean4Shizzle
    LeslieBean4Shizzle
    July 27, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

    I like the autobiography title. It describes pretty much every comic in the Walkyverse as well. And I mean that as the highest of compliments. ^^

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      July 28, 2014 at 3:41 pm | #

      I thought that title would be more appropriate for an omnibus collection of Looking For Group comics.

  25. epershannd
    epershannd
    July 27, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

    My two favorites interact!!

    Maybe Dina can offer Billie advice or sympathy. In the form of light physical contact.

  26. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    July 27, 2014 at 1:12 am | #

    The point is that I understood Dina. And when you’re around enough, it’s not funny.

  27. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    July 27, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

    I’d laugh at that. 😛

  28. Mass Confusion
    Mass Confusion
    July 27, 2014 at 1:34 am | #

    Oh Dina…. you are just the cutest

  29. CarlaGriffin
    CarlaGriffin
    July 27, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

    Yes, Billie shall find all of her friends, all of the people that she likes, every single…hm. Joyce? Minions you are moulding into your own image are like friends, right?

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      July 27, 2014 at 3:02 am | #

      They are, when you are having a bad, bad day, and it’s about time that you get your way, steamrolling whatever you see.

  30. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    July 27, 2014 at 4:25 am | #

    Oh Dina, don’t you ever change! ^_^

  31. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    July 27, 2014 at 4:42 am | #

    I think we’ve found the title of the next book with that alt-text!

    • JacHunter
      JacHunter
      July 27, 2014 at 12:56 pm | #

      Agreed.

  32. carl320
    carl320
    July 27, 2014 at 5:18 am | #

    I love sausage festival, like in Vienna!

  33. Cale
    Cale
    July 27, 2014 at 5:50 am | #

    Look at all these horrendous holiday puns! Ugh, Damn You Willis.

  34. airyu
    airyu
    July 27, 2014 at 6:27 am | #

    I don’t get ultra cat and also out looks like out says ultra Carl what???

    • JacHunter
      JacHunter
      July 27, 2014 at 12:56 pm | #

      What

    • xKiv
      xKiv
      July 27, 2014 at 1:18 pm | #

      Autocowreck?

  35. I don't know what to put here.
    I don't know what to put here.
    July 27, 2014 at 6:42 am | #

    YAAAY DINA

  36. Jackson
    Jackson
    July 27, 2014 at 7:25 am | #

    Just let it happen, Dina. You’re trying too hard.

  37. Sam
    Sam
    July 27, 2014 at 9:33 am | #

    Huh. I was pretty sure it was Billie who drew all the dicks before going to Walky’s room.

  38. Kelli
    Kelli
    July 27, 2014 at 9:36 am | #

    She probably did say it right, but making jokes is so out of character for her that Billie was too surprised to laugh.

  39. Samuel Larkin
    Samuel Larkin
    July 27, 2014 at 10:01 am | #

    Perhaps Dina could be the ding-dong bandit. Mr. Willis, I trust you to find a way to keep that consistent with her character.

  40. That guy
    That guy
    July 27, 2014 at 10:03 am | #

    That alt text is now the book 4 title. You know you want it to be.

  41. Kai
    Kai
    July 27, 2014 at 11:36 am | #

    Am I the only one who wonders why all these whiteboards are still there? I mean, it’s not like the doors are built around the whiteboard, right? If somebody painted something unsuitable on my whiteboard with a permanent marker, this whiteboard would go to the trashcan immediately.

    Letting it show at the door where it was means that whoever dwells in that room is cool with what is shown at his/her door. So there’s no problem at all. Amazigirl doesn’t have a task and nobody is upset.

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      July 27, 2014 at 12:30 pm | #

      But then you’d have to buy a new whiteboard. And shouldn’t the creep who defaced your property reimburse you for the damage? I certainly think so! It’s part of the Autobot Code that I 100% endorse! (Although after Tyrest’s monkeying around with the Code, I hope the section on reimbursement for damage to someone’s bar is still in there.)

      • Kai
        Kai
        July 29, 2014 at 4:49 am | #

        And why exactly has the whiteboard to stick at the door for that?

        This will also work if you at least remove the thing and hide it somewhere in your room.

    • Bill
      Bill
      July 27, 2014 at 1:15 pm | #

      This just happened overnight, and I believe it’s still fairly early in the morning.  Remember, Walky woke up to find Billie in bed with him and that’s when he went to get Ruth to come back to the room to talk to her.
      And my first impulse would be to try to clean the board, not trash it, so I’d be getting dressed and figuring out what to use to get the permanent marker ink off.  Other people have already posted suggestions, but I think a little rubbing alcohol on a paper towel would probably work too.

      • Kai
        Kai
        July 29, 2014 at 4:52 am | #

        But still: At least the ladies who already noticed their own door’s been affected could have removed the thing and store it somewhere in their room. Then you have plenty of time to think about the cleaning possibilities.

  42. Tealjoy Berry
    Tealjoy Berry
    July 27, 2014 at 12:25 pm | #

    No, no Dina it was funny, probably even funnier than when Agatha said it.

  43. JacHunter
    JacHunter
    July 27, 2014 at 1:02 pm | #

    I have to wonder if Willis gets as much entertainment from our comments (especially the puns) as we do from his comics.

  44. averystrangeplace
    averystrangeplace
    July 27, 2014 at 1:09 pm | #

    I think the big reveal is that NOBODY drew all the dongs! After all, the cocks were inside of you THE WHOLE TIME.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      July 27, 2014 at 4:11 pm | #

      Next comic: the penises are INDEED fucking, with the addition of vaginas and/or assholes

  45. Darnel
    Darnel
    July 27, 2014 at 4:24 pm | #

    She’s just so CUTE sometimes,…

  46. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    July 27, 2014 at 4:48 pm | #

    Go ahead, Dina ^^ If at first you don’t succeed…

  47. Admiral ChucK
    Admiral ChucK
    July 27, 2014 at 5:09 pm | #

    Joe

  48. Stifyn Baker
    Stifyn Baker
    July 27, 2014 at 5:50 pm | #

    How do we know it’s not Mike? He didn’t actually deny it, just claimed he was getting off on Amber’s justice-themed brutality. She then got uncomfortable and *assumed* it wasnt him.

  49. Rybridge
    Rybridge
    July 27, 2014 at 8:10 pm | #

    To the person that said they picture Dina with Fluttershy’s voice…yes…

  50. Bickendan
    Bickendan
    July 27, 2014 at 10:43 pm | #

    Agatha made the sausage fest joke? The Mormon?!

    She’d fit right in at my ward — not as uptight as Utah Mormons, lol

  51. Just that guy
    Just that guy
    July 27, 2014 at 10:56 pm | #

    Is anyone going to comment on Dina T-Shirt? I mean…

  52. Lawzlo
    Lawzlo
    July 12, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

    The title to your eulogy, man.

    • Lawzlo
      Lawzlo
      July 12, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

      Okay, I just re-read the comment I just made, and it sounds kinda threatening, so I’d just like to specify that I mean that someday, many years from now, if you die, someone should interrupt your eulogy to make dick jokes. Because, uh, it would be funny?

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