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July 11, 2026

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by David M Willis on June 22, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – The Only Exception
└ Tags: alice, jennifer, walky

Discussion (188) ¬

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    June 22, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    hahahaha wish granted XD

    • anon
      anon
      June 22, 2025 at 1:50 am | #

      Smash cut to joyce/dorothy making out in the middle of the protest 8D

      • lawoot
        lawoot
        June 22, 2025 at 3:30 am | #

        … with the other protesters wondering why they brought a washing machine …

        • Lysbeth
          Lysbeth
          June 22, 2025 at 4:16 am | #

          Nah, they all know.

        • Casi
          Casi
          June 22, 2025 at 8:59 pm | #

          I think they’d more be questioning HOW they brought a washing machine, and a 240v generator

      • Arianod
        Arianod
        June 22, 2025 at 3:56 am | #

        Bonus points if it’s a Yoshi and Toad kiss

    • clif
      clif
      June 22, 2025 at 1:50 am | #

      We can hope.

  2. ZombieKyrik
    ZombieKyrik
    June 22, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    That’s it Walky; deny everything, and you’ll be fine. Definitely not something you should talk to Dorothy about./s

    • ZombieKyrik
      ZombieKyrik
      June 22, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

      That being said I’m not sure how he brings the subject up with Dorothy.

      Any ideas how he could/should/will handle it?

      • GreedOfGram
        GreedOfGram
        June 22, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

        It’s Walky, it won’t be subtle.

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          June 22, 2025 at 12:27 am | #

          “Joyce thinks she banged you. Is that what the apology sex was for? What did you guys actually do?”
          “I showed her how to masturbate. But it was before you and I got back together.”
          “Oh. Yeah, that tracks with Joyce thinking you banged. But, uh, if you still feel like you gotta apologize…”

          • GreedOfGram
            GreedOfGram
            June 22, 2025 at 12:36 am | #

            Yeah, I can totally imagine him saying that last part after any version of the prior.

            • Decidedly Orthogonal
              Decidedly Orthogonal
              June 22, 2025 at 8:05 am | #

              “And if it keeps happening, and you need to keep apologizing… well, it’ll be hard, but we can keep coming over and over-coming if you want to keep coming, over and over.”

              • Steamweed
                Steamweed
                June 22, 2025 at 8:35 am | #

                Walky is such a great friend. So giving!

          • Tequila Mockingbird
            Tequila Mockingbird
            June 22, 2025 at 1:44 am | #

            Honestly, I can see this being Walky’s reaction. I get the feeling that in some ways, he would be somewhat jaded to Joyce being weird about such things. It’s not hard to imagine him straight-up taking it in stride.

            • Lysbeth
              Lysbeth
              June 22, 2025 at 4:17 am | #

              And then we get Dorothangst about it. Lots of Dorothangst. And she remembers the time she asked about Joyce watching and her eyes unfocus.

            • Grimeyville
              Grimeyville
              June 22, 2025 at 4:22 am | #

              Why am I the only one who wants Walky to go villain/depressed, withdrawn mode when Joyce and Dorothy get together?!

              This comic has taken all my cynics from me! Sarah’s finding stability, Sal is in a happy committed relationship without a power imbalance, Mike is gone.

              Damn it guys, I need an embittered Walky. You can have the sapphic romance, just give me Demon Time David™.

              • Steamweed
                Steamweed
                June 22, 2025 at 8:38 am | #

                Well…it is Spring semester, y’know. That’s when horniness is in the air. (at least, more so than with fall semester) They can all get bitter ‘n’ depressed after they get their horny on. (channeling my not-so-inner amber)

              • Getes
                Getes
                June 22, 2025 at 12:10 pm | #

                Mike lives on in my cold, bitter heart.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              June 22, 2025 at 9:34 am | #

              I can certainly see that as Walky’s reaction to that much of the drama, because that’s easy to put off on Joyce’s weird hangups about sex and on Joyce’s crush on Dorothy.

              Less clear how easily well he’ll react to finding out Dorothy is seriously crushing on Joyce

              • Jerach
                Jerach
                June 22, 2025 at 6:43 pm | #

                My hope would be that he has a moment of asking “Does that mean you don’t care about me?” and when Dorothy says “I care about both of you.” Then they’re all uncomfortable but gradually try to figure out what this means with at least some kind of discussion.

                • Grimeyville
                  Grimeyville
                  June 22, 2025 at 8:41 pm | #

                  It’s at this point that someone muses aloud if part of Dorothy’s decision to forgo Yale was Joyce, making it even MORE awkward.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  June 22, 2025 at 9:10 pm | #

                  Would be nice, but I don’t think she’s anywhere near ready for that. Her current take is “It’s just a trauma response. It doesn’t mean anything. Let’s go ‘do laundry'”

          • Heavensrun
            Heavensrun
            June 22, 2025 at 2:20 pm | #

            I can’t regard this as plausible simply because it doesn’t involve Dorothy having a panic attack and running away screaming.

      • Wereg
        Wereg
        June 22, 2025 at 1:59 pm | #

        “Hey, Jennifer’s friend blurted out something about you and Joyce having sex a week ago. Can I inquire further? Or would you prefer to not talk about it?”

  3. Nadamás
    Nadamás
    June 22, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    Love Alice big Goofy grin. Girl want some gossip

  4. Rose by Any other Name
    Rose by Any other Name
    June 22, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    That smile on Alice’s face thou.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      June 22, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

      Having a lot of fun actually getting to know who Alice is outside of flight/fight mode.

  5. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    June 22, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Alice should learn some discretion from Jennifer.

    • Jon
      Jon
      June 22, 2025 at 2:50 am | #

      Real talk, I suspect we’re gonna learn that Alice is exactly as messy as Billie was, possibly even more so.

      • Tawnee
        Tawnee
        June 22, 2025 at 4:12 am | #

        We can only dream.

  6. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    June 22, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    I love Walky’s confidence in panel 5. He’s also 100% right on all counts.

    • Irreleverent
      Irreleverent
      June 22, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

      Maybe I’m just a lesbian, but mutual masturbation while holding hands is pretty sex.

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        June 22, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

        Was Dorothy doing any jillin’? I remember Joyce booted her out so she could finish herself off. But Dorothy didn’t see to be gettin’ anywhere.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          June 22, 2025 at 3:59 am | #

          Dorothy was trying, afterwords, but the dryer wasn’t doing it for her. She kicked a dent in the machine.

          • Doopyboop
            Doopyboop
            June 22, 2025 at 5:14 am | #

            I’m still surprised that Dorothy doesn’t own a vibrator.

            • Li
              Li
              June 22, 2025 at 10:46 am | #

              I don’t think we know she doesn’t. Going back to the same place where she was previously with Joyce and wanting to get off the same way Joyce did might have other motivators.

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                June 22, 2025 at 12:47 pm | #

                True, can’t imagine she goes to the laundry room every time she wants to masturbate.

                • Heavensrun
                  Heavensrun
                  June 22, 2025 at 2:18 pm | #

                  Just when she wants to masturbate *with Joyce*.

          • AlexanderHammil
            AlexanderHammil
            June 22, 2025 at 6:04 pm | #

            for what it’s worth, i think she kicked a dent in the machine less because it wasn’t getting her off and more because it represented in that moment all the ways she was subordinating herself to other people. she was in the laundry room because someone had to *actually do the laundry* and joyce had wandered off in a post-orgasmic haze. there was a lot going on in that sequence beyond the homoeroticism!

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        June 22, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

        It’s definitely something but I wouldn’t consider it SEX sex, especially since they held hands for like… a minute, tops? And Dorothy left the room when Joyce actually got off. And even during the ‘mutual’ part, it’s just the both of them sitting on washing machines… I’d say I don’t think Dorothy was even actually trying to masturbate. She was just, like, chillin’ and holding Joyce’s hand while Joyce shuffled and got a bit randy before kicking her out.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          June 22, 2025 at 9:08 am | #

          I’m not sure where you’re getting “a minute, tops” from– they started holding hands here: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-13/02-turning-saints-into-the-sea/hand/
          And then they continue holding hands until Joyce tells Dorothy to leave– with a strip where they have a conversation (still holding hands) in between– so unless you think Joyce was about a minute away from orgasm and the next strips didn’t include any time lapsing between (which doesn’t seem to fit), than it was longer than a minute.

          • Doopyboop
            Doopyboop
            June 22, 2025 at 9:30 am | #

            1) I was operating from memory.

            2) it’s still just a single strip of dialogue. A back and forth conversation doesn’t exactly take 20 minutes.

            3) my main point is that it isn’t as if they were holding hands while Joyce’s other hand was knuckles deep into herself. It’s still a matter of mere minutes they were hand holding. I don’t think she’s one minute away from orgasming when she tells Dorothy to leave. I think she just went, I dunno, from slightly horny to super horny? She’s reading smut while sitting on a washing machine, I’d be shocked if that’s all it takes for her to get off.

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              June 22, 2025 at 9:47 am | #

              This comes up often, people forgetting how the handholding actually went, which is why I bring it up. 2 does seem to suggest you don’t think there was a time-lapse between strips, which is what I think is inaccurate there. I agree that one conversation didn’t take that long. I do think there was time on either side of it. Joyce rubbing her legs together a bunch is also what’s helping her get close, which is an additional factor to her process of getting off. I’m not sure how much direct touching (assuming that did happen) it actually took after Dorothy left, but I could see it not being a lot– but again, I’m working with the idea that this handholding time was for a while.

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                June 22, 2025 at 9:50 am | #

                (The handholding might be an important factor for some in considering it sex; it might not be for others, who might consider it sex in their lives whether there was handholding or not. And then it’s also reasonable to not consider it sex regardless of extended handholding. I just don’t think it needs to be minimized– to me, it’s not an aspect that affects “is it sex” much either way.)

                • Doopyboop
                  Doopyboop
                  June 22, 2025 at 10:08 am | #

                  Frankly, as a virgin and sex repulsed ace person, I’ll admit I’m no authority on sex or masturbation. But I’m beginning to get kinda worried about what the people in this comment section believe to be sex. The hand holding does give what happened intimacy. But intimacy doesn’t mean sex. That’s why I view it as a non-issue. It doesn’t really factor. But that’s also my opinion. It can surely give their laundry thing intimacy.

                  But it isn’t a sex act.

                • Li
                  Li
                  June 22, 2025 at 10:47 am | #

                  I… don’t thinks there’s any cause to be worried about what other people consider sex?

                  We have at least one person in the comments with a partly paralyzed partner whose definition of sex would be unusual for a lot of folks, but certainly not a cause for concern.

                • Doopyboop
                  Doopyboop
                  June 22, 2025 at 10:56 am | #

                  I’m just gonna check out of the comment section for the rest of the week. It’s not worth it to comment here. I didn’t know about that commenter with a paralyzed partner. I don’t really care to get into the minutia of why I think watering down what sex is particularly when it comes to matters of SA and accusations of cheating are a slippery slope. I’m tired. Have fun guys.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  June 22, 2025 at 3:10 pm | #

                  I’d say a lot of commenters wouldn’t necessarily think it was sex, but Joyce explicitly does and to at least some extent her opinion matters here.

        • brionl
          brionl
          June 22, 2025 at 3:59 pm | #

          It is certainly sex adjacent.

      • DanMan9820
        DanMan9820
        June 22, 2025 at 12:31 am | #

        I think it kinda depends on how you look at it. It’s certainly sexual, but whether or not it constitutes sex is pretty much up to the two people involved.

        *I* certainly wouldn’t consider it sex, and it’s something I’ve done with girls I *did* have sex with before (I’m a straight cis dude).

      • Bash
        Bash
        June 22, 2025 at 1:26 am | #

        Walky never outright said they didn’t have sex, just that Joyce’s definition is probably pretty broad.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        June 22, 2025 at 10:44 pm | #

        Yeah, whether or not it’s Full-On Sex, I’d call it a sexual act, at least in so far as how it ultimately played out, even if it was initiated with the idea it was a life lesson, and with Dorothy’s misguided idea it’d alleviate Joyce’s interest in Joe. Amusingly, it only intensified her desire for him, which, whoops.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 22, 2025 at 10:01 am | #

      As far as he goes, he’s 100% right, but he’s missing the whole “Dorothy wishes she’s had sex with Joyce” part of the big picture.

  7. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    June 22, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Alice managing to out-Billie Jennifer! I can see why they got on so famously.

    • StClair
      StClair
      June 22, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

      right up until the drama had personal consequences for her.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      June 22, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

      Someone likes storm watching more than she let on.

  8. Yumi
    Yumi
    June 22, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

    Fingers crossed this works it way back to Dorothy via Walky bringing up this conversation later.

  9. Nono
    Nono
    June 22, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

    I like how it’s “none of Walky’s business”, not “none of Alice’s business”.

    • apricot
      apricot
      June 22, 2025 at 12:23 am | #

      To give her a bit of grace, Alice was present for Joyce to say she had sex with her best friend (“according to some definitions”) and the immediate awkward Dorothy moments that followed. That’s about as far as my grace will extend, though, considering that Billie just confirmed right in front of Alice that Walky is dating Dorothy lol. Girl clearly loves drama, though, I’m so here for the trainwreck

  10. Gwen
    Gwen
    June 22, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

    Welcome to the Sickos, Alice.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      June 22, 2025 at 12:30 am | #

      We are the loud majority.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 22, 2025 at 1:33 am | #

        The Paladins can shut the hell up and let us have this, for once.

        • Florence
          Florence
          June 22, 2025 at 2:06 am | #

          Sickos! Sickos! Sickos!

          • Casi
            Casi
            June 22, 2025 at 9:48 pm | #

            I’m a sicko and i’m proud of it!

            HAHAHA YES!

  11. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    June 22, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

    Alice has even fewer filters than even Carla, right?

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      June 22, 2025 at 12:20 am | #

      We’ve all been so busy sympathizing with her, it never occurred to us to stop and consider that someone who was Jennifer’s high school best friend might actually be a pretty awful person.

      Obviously, this is not nearly enough evidence to conclude that might be true, but I have faith.

      Well, I mean, I trust Willis’ ability to create terrible characters. And I feel we’re due a queer character who’s just terrible.

      Yes, yes, Jennifer, but Jennifer’s a particular sort of terrible. Hmm. Alright, it won’t happen, because having two terrible queer characters be that closely linked would be a bit much.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        June 22, 2025 at 12:28 am | #

        Yeah, that sums it up for me. Her entire presence before this was “anger that appeared pretty justified” but now I’m backing way the fuck up.

        • Nadamás
          Nadamás
          June 22, 2025 at 1:03 am | #

          More Alice for me then!

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        June 22, 2025 at 12:40 am | #

        Her trauma doesn’t make her a saint, but I don’t think her flaws are going to make her irredeemably awful either.

      • John Campbell
        John Campbell
        June 22, 2025 at 12:46 am | #

        Mike was queer. So is Replacement Mike.

        Anyway, whatchoo talkin’ about, Alice is awesome. Just vorpal blade all that lack of communication bullshit.

        • Nadamás
          Nadamás
          June 22, 2025 at 1:03 am | #

          And Makaya, everyone complains about them everytime they show up.

          • John Campbell
            John Campbell
            June 22, 2025 at 2:49 am | #

            Robin’s gotten better, but “member of the American Fascist Party stalking her Les Bean crush” doesn’t leave much room to go anywhere but up.

            • Nono
              Nono
              June 22, 2025 at 6:54 am | #

              Robin kinda had to get better because ‘awful politician’ kinda got too real to write in earnest honesty, so her storyline pivoted to ‘awful ex-politician but uses those as lessons that actually kinda work’.

              Very sparingly.

      • Techhead
        Techhead
        June 22, 2025 at 2:35 am | #

        “Jennifer exists, but having two characters be terrible, queer, and closely linked would be a bit much.”
        Ruth:

        • Freezer
          Freezer
          June 22, 2025 at 4:50 am | #

          Isn’t that pretty much why she broke things off with Billifer?

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            June 22, 2025 at 10:04 am | #

            Only in the sense that she wouldn’t be able to cope with taking Jennifer down with her.

      • Grimeyville
        Grimeyville
        June 22, 2025 at 4:54 am | #

        I kind of expect Alice and Jennifer to somehow simultaneously restrain each other but also act on hilarious impulses.

        Like this!

  12. DJTsurugi
    DJTsurugi
    June 22, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    also very true, and EVERYONE KNOWS. ~<3

  13. Suet
    Suet
    June 22, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    the vice-versa also applies

    *tents hands* so, the “will they, won’t they”…

  14. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 22, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    Alice being this amused is, well, amusing.

    Walky’s disdain is, also, amusing. I do wonder if he’ll bring this up with Dorothy, and if Dorothy is going to be honest with him.

    • Erica
      Erica
      June 22, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

      He’s also not wrong

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 22, 2025 at 10:05 am | #

        He’s not wrong, but it would be misleading at best if Dorothy passed it off the way he’s doing it here.

  15. Dante
    Dante
    June 22, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

    CACKLING IRL

    AND ALSO. NOT WRONG.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      June 22, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

      Is that new Avatar custom or from a strip? If the former, it comes together quite nicely – well done. If the latter, which strip did you pluck that detail from?

  16. Liara
    Liara
    June 22, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Alice the shit-stirrer, you love to see it

  17. Erica
    Erica
    June 22, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Jennifer 100% wanted to bring up the drama, otherwise she wouldn’t have asked and then been all like “oh no reason, nothing”

    • V
      V
      June 22, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

      Exactly. Jennifer just completely dropped that juicy tidbit of gossip expecting the sharks to swarm. She was the opposite of discrete.

      • Effie
        Effie
        June 22, 2025 at 1:49 am | #

        Hm… is the opposite of discrete, being put-together? Like, having all your shit figured out. (Which is nobody in this cast.)

        But on a less pedantic point, I agree, she was the opposite of discreet

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          June 22, 2025 at 7:21 am | #

          Nah, the opposite of discrete would be something like ‘connected’ or ‘indistinct’ or something else that implies a lack of separation or distinctiveness. Because that’s what discrete is. And in that regard, I think Jennifer’s honestly pretty discrete.

          She’s extremely distinctive, and great at separating herself from groups. Even (especially?) ones she’s trying to fit in with.

      • Regret
        Regret
        June 22, 2025 at 3:28 am | #

        She was seeing if there was something she had to interfere with, and through incompetence leaked essential information.

    • Shade
      Shade
      June 22, 2025 at 4:31 am | #

      Eh, oh no reason, nothing is probably worse. That’s what people always say when its something.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 22, 2025 at 10:09 am | #

      She didn’t do it well, but she had good reasons to bring it up beyond stirring up trouble.

  18. audkitten
    audkitten
    June 22, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Alice is my new favorite

  19. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    June 22, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

    Alice’s faces have made my day two days in a row

  20. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    June 22, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

    And to think if it hadn’t been a busy laundry day Joyce and Dorothy would be having sex right now.

    • Thing2
      Thing2
      June 22, 2025 at 2:20 am | #

      Or doing what they did before, which some might define as sex and some might not.
      Or not doing either. Maybe just talking.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 22, 2025 at 10:10 am | #

      They might still have been interrupted by the text about Jocelyne

  21. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    June 22, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

    oh, I didn’t know Alice is Amber’s sister. Gemini sisters. Almost a clone.

  22. Taffy
    Taffy
    June 22, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

    I love Alice so much.

    • apricot
      apricot
      June 22, 2025 at 12:24 am | #

      She’s so into the drama immediately, I love her excitement

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        June 22, 2025 at 12:35 am | #

        I can see how she and Billie were friends. Billie’s a drama talker and Alice is a drama listener.

    • ZombieKyrik
      ZombieKyrik
      June 22, 2025 at 12:44 am | #

      Appropriate gravatar is appropriate.

    • Florence
      Florence
      June 22, 2025 at 2:07 am | #

      She’s here for the mess

  23. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    June 22, 2025 at 12:21 am | #

    I don’t think I really appreciated how pretty Alice is until panel 2.
    Like, objectively, she’s been prettier, like at prom, but that joyful smile just hit me in a way her other appearances haven’t.

  24. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    June 22, 2025 at 12:22 am | #

    .I noticed something interesting yesterday while looking at characters up close at first, I thought it was just an Alice thing, but it turns out it applies to a lot of the cast. Characters with black or very dark eyes often have them shaped like the number 6. It’s not every character, but quite a few. I just wanted to confirm that I’m not the only one who noticed this. It also seems like a clever stylistic choice, since it adds a lot of expression to the eyes with a simple design.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      June 22, 2025 at 12:25 am | #

      That is a clever design choice. You have a great eye for details.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 22, 2025 at 7:20 am | #

      I’ve always interpreted it as a shiny highlight. Sometimes there’s more than one if a character is feeling particularly emotional.

  25. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    June 22, 2025 at 12:23 am | #

    Am I the only one who saw the preview image from a year in the future in the Bluesky widget and immediately scrolled back up to check that Jennifer and Walky were wearing different clothes, meaning that this one day is theoretically not going to last an entire year?

    Unless they each go and have sex just after this and change their clothes before meeting up again, of course. That’s entirely possible.

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      June 22, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

      Nonsense, Alice is gonna get brain freeze and throw up her drink on them and they change.

      It takes six comics.

      • 3oranges
        3oranges
        June 22, 2025 at 12:36 am | #

        I don’t know if I’m ready for that many comics of throwing up. Feels like something that would happen to Cyclops.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      June 22, 2025 at 12:33 am | #

      Maybe the June 24, 2026 preview takes place next week in-comic. Walky and Jennifer are still discussing Joyce’s sexual cisperceptions, disperceptions, and misperceptions.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        June 22, 2025 at 12:48 am | #

        I’m calling my shot now. Walky and Dorothy aren’t even together in that strip preview over a year from now. I have no evidence to back up this claim. I just think the rebound has an expiration date. Walky and Jen are talking about how Joyce built a super harem they’re both somehow in yet they’ve never fucked each other. The strip still does take place a week from now in comic time.

        • Tequila Mockingbird
          Tequila Mockingbird
          June 22, 2025 at 1:39 am | #

          Joyce building a super-harem makes her sound like the protagonist of some trashy isekai.

          • clif
            clif
            June 22, 2025 at 7:36 am | #

            Where does one find these trashy isekais?

            Asking for research.

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              June 22, 2025 at 8:29 am | #

              I’d recommend My Mother’s Basement hottest trash videos. If you don’t know he’s an anime youtuber and he regularly recommends trashy anime, especially isekai.

              My Life as a Villainess: All Roads Lead to Doom. Was very popular a few years ago. You likely know about it but if you don’t it has two seasons. The main character is a ditzy girl who unintentionally makes all her hot friends fall for her as she tries to avoid the bad ending she’s destined for as the villainess in her favorite romance game.

              • Tequila Mockingbird
                Tequila Mockingbird
                June 22, 2025 at 10:51 pm | #

                Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well. Funny you should mention that, the Mother’s Basement crew is exactly how I found out about that kind of stuff. Just randomly clicked on a vid of his, laughed my arse off, and then followed recommendations, and now I’m buying a manga for the first time… possibly ever, now that I think about it. This is how it all starts.

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        June 22, 2025 at 2:01 am | #

        I dead ass want Billieffer and Dotty to talk up how neither of them are bisexual and Danny just keeps hitting them with his ukulele.

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          The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
          June 22, 2025 at 2:57 am | #

          Signed.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 22, 2025 at 7:21 am | #

        Each chapter is a day in DoA time, and they’ve been lasting 90 to 120 real world days, so next year could be 3 or 4 days in DoA’s future unless there’s another time skip.

  26. Acebender
    Acebender
    June 22, 2025 at 12:23 am | #

    No, Dorothy wishes!

    … and yeah Joyce too, probably.

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 22, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

      …Jennifer too.

      • SillyGoose
        SillyGoose
        June 22, 2025 at 10:44 am | #

        Not to mention a lot of people in the comment section

  27. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    June 22, 2025 at 12:24 am | #

    Wally, er, Walky, every statement you said is likely true. For the most part.

  28. JA
    JA
    June 22, 2025 at 12:31 am | #

    “Probably Thinks Seeing Somebody’s Underwear is Sex” next book title.

  29. 3oranges
    3oranges
    June 22, 2025 at 12:37 am | #

    Seeing someone’s underwear is sex if you love them and it helps you have an orgasm.

    • Thing2
      Thing2
      June 22, 2025 at 2:24 am | #

      But what if the underwearer is not into you and its not mutual? Was that then sex? Or rape? Or what?

      • Laura
        Laura
        June 22, 2025 at 3:19 am | #

        Voyeurism, maybe?

      • Regret
        Regret
        June 22, 2025 at 3:27 am | #

        I though the definition was that it helps the other person orgasm, not that it helps you orgasm. So it is inherently interactional. So, no.

        If you see someone’s underwear and it helps you have an orgasm that’s masturbation and voyeurism, assuming they don’t see you have that orgasm. If you force them to see you have that orgasm it is at the very least sexual assault.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 22, 2025 at 10:18 am | #

          “Somebody you love helps you orgasm”. It’s a hilariously bad definition in so many ways, but it doesn’t make it clear that the help has to be intended or through direct interaction. I’m sure that’s not how Joyce meant it, but it is what she said.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            June 22, 2025 at 11:09 am | #

            Both overly narrow in some ways and overly broad in others. When Joyce formulates a better working one for herself, I wonder where the laundry room experience will fall.

          • ZerglingOne
            ZerglingOne
            June 22, 2025 at 7:40 pm | #

            Especially because sex in no way requires an orgasm from either party. Sex is engaging in what either is, or attempts to mimic all or some of the sensations brought about by the act that causes human sexual reproduction.

            It’s wordy and vague as all hell, but it’s about as accurate as I could get. This is why making out, oral, mutual masturbation, and yes, even masturbating to porn can be labeled as cheating by someone. Absolutely everyone who is a sexual individual has boundaries about what sex they’re okay with their partner engaging in outside of sex with them.

            Similarly, every sexual person has a limit to how limited they’re willing to be in order to remain in a sexual relationship. Hence you get polyamory, FWB, and people leaving relationships because their partner is too controlling of their sexual energy.

            Sex is absolutely awesome, but you basically always have to be on the same level with a partner.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 22, 2025 at 7:22 am | #

      Even if they’re not wearing it at the time?

      Maybe to some of the more extremist sects…

    • anon
      anon
      June 22, 2025 at 10:59 pm | #

      lol even if jen’s not staying in teh same place surely she knows joyce would’ve been in the communal shower /dorm bahtrooms

  30. Alongcameaspider
    Alongcameaspider
    June 22, 2025 at 12:46 am | #

    Joyce is going to casually drop that she’s given Joe a handy and/or been fingerbanged by Joe in front of Walky and/or Billie and it’ll be a full 3 strips before they properly process the information

    • clif
      clif
      June 22, 2025 at 7:43 am | #

      if Joyce let’s casually drop that she’s been fingerbanged by Joe in front of Walky and/or Billie, it may take even her a while to properly process what she said.

  31. Cmasta1992
    Cmasta1992
    June 22, 2025 at 12:55 am | #

    Ah so Alice is also a disaster girlie.

    Has the Alice x Jennifer been named yet because I am reporting for duty

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      June 22, 2025 at 1:19 am | #

      It’s too bad Lucy didn’t wing for her roommate because “Lucifer” is right there.

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        June 22, 2025 at 8:44 am | #

        Damnation you’re right. Howinhell did any of us miss that??

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      June 22, 2025 at 4:15 am | #

      Alifer? No, that looks too much like “a lifer.”

    • NickG
      NickG
      June 22, 2025 at 5:44 am | #

      Billice?, given that Alice doesn’t know her as Jennifer.

    • Sere
      Sere
      June 22, 2025 at 8:39 am | #

      Jenice?

    • FredG
      FredG
      June 22, 2025 at 2:48 pm | #

      Jealice A catchy pun/homophone for a pair of drama enthusiasts.

    • Owlmirror
      Owlmirror
      June 22, 2025 at 11:11 pm | #

      Jennifer + Alice = Delicious (DRAMA!)

      I name this ship the JennAlicious . . . !!

      *Smash a bottle of sparking cider on the bow, and set a course for Here Be Dragons!*

  32. SvenTS
    SvenTS
    June 22, 2025 at 12:57 am | #

    Walky the (n)ever insightful

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    June 22, 2025 at 1:18 am | #

    Walky’s insight rolls are underappreciated by the people around him.

    Alice is an utter trash goblin, seems very promising to be entertaining as hell. I can’t tell if she and Amber would collab or become rivals.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 22, 2025 at 7:23 am | #

      Walky’s always been more perceptive than he lets on. He hides it because noticing things gets him in trouble.

  34. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    June 22, 2025 at 1:27 am | #

    Since Joyce’s current definition sex is “when somebody you love helps you have an orgasm”, there are a lot of things that she could consider sex that many other people might not. For someone who’s not aware of that definition, Walky makes a good point.

    • TheFungus
      TheFungus
      June 22, 2025 at 1:34 am | #

      Some sinking feeling came over me and i thought, “what if this entire chapter turns into an argument between Joyce and Dorothy over what constitutes as sex?” Like every member of the cast tags in for the argument to give their own two cents.

      • Thing2
        Thing2
        June 22, 2025 at 2:26 am | #

        Willis could just draw on the comments…

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      June 22, 2025 at 4:17 am | #

      Hey, Joyce. What if you do it with someone you don’t love?

      • Kyulen
        Kyulen
        June 22, 2025 at 4:46 am | #

        By Joyce’s definition, if she’s “doing laundry” by herself while fantasizing about someone she loves and she has an orgasm, that would count as sex.

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          June 22, 2025 at 8:45 am | #

          I can see her feeling the need to tell the people she’s fantasized about.

        • Mara
          Mara
          June 22, 2025 at 8:47 am | #

          That depends on the definition of “help”. Which might imply that the other person deliberately does something to that end, not just exists.

      • Astariel
        Astariel
        June 22, 2025 at 3:31 pm | #

        As I think the alt-text pointed out, Joyce’s definition would make Roz a virgin.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 22, 2025 at 9:13 pm | #

          I don’t think we know enough of Roz’s backstory to be sure.

          It did make Joe a virgin before Joyce. Joyce is the experienced sex-haver in that relationship.

  35. Taffy
    Taffy
    June 22, 2025 at 1:32 am | #

    He should buzz off for a while so Dorothy’s free, then Joyce and Dorothy should ask Joe if he minds adding Dorothy to the team so the two of them can Fuck™. All for reasons which are legal.

    • Tequila Mockingbird
      Tequila Mockingbird
      June 22, 2025 at 1:36 am | #

      Honestly, the spookiest part of that entire post is the inclusion of a “trademark” placed there. It gave me shades of the finale of 1984, an idea of some hyper-capitalist cyberpunk dystopia where some mega-corporation had patented the idea of human intimacy, and anyone who did so without corporate permission could be taken prosecuted.

      • UrsulaDavina
        UrsulaDavina
        June 22, 2025 at 2:01 am | #

        You’re sort of describing the film Brazil (1985).

        • UrsulaDavina
          UrsulaDavina
          June 22, 2025 at 2:09 am | #

          Hyper-consumerism is more prominent in Brazil than in 1984. While 1984 focuses on state control, austerity, and enforced scarcity, Brazil presents a dystopia of overabundance and consumerist distraction, where capitalism and bureaucracy blend into a grotesque farce. If you live in the U.S., we’re not heading toward 1984, Idiocracy, Mickeu 17 or even Blade Runner we’re heading toward Brazil (the film).

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 22, 2025 at 2:05 am | #

        The Cold War never ended. Take responsibility for your part in it.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          June 22, 2025 at 4:54 pm | #

          Why did this end up here?

      • Thing2
        Thing2
        June 22, 2025 at 2:30 am | #

        This is something I brought up in my country when campgrounds lobbied for banning camping anywhere else because it deprived them of money. First I suggested this was like banning me from bringing a packed lunch, thereby depriving cafes of money and when that didn’t work, I hit them with “So if I have sex with someone just because, I’m depriving sex workers of a living?”

    • Insanenoodlyguy
      Insanenoodlyguy
      June 22, 2025 at 1:43 am | #

      Nah. He should come along. All must come under the Harem of Joe. Even Mary. Especially Mary.

  36. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 22, 2025 at 1:35 am | #

    Based on what he knows? He ain’t wrong.

    Alice is a lot of fun with her watching this group drama. XD

  37. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    June 22, 2025 at 2:07 am | #

    It’s not a bit more your buisness than it is his, Billiefer.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      June 22, 2025 at 7:56 am | #

      She’s … not saying it is? She didn’t ask for this information, but she has it, and if it’s information that Dorothy was cheating on Walky, it seems like something he needs to know. Since it isn’t, it’s not. It’s not something she needs to know either, but she can’t do anything about that because Neuralizers aren’t a thing.

      I think she handled the whole thing astonishingly badly (well, maybe not that astonishingly, since it’s Jennifer), starting with bringing it up while Alice is there, but still.

  38. Purple Floof
    Purple Floof
    June 22, 2025 at 2:42 am | #

    Careful, Walky, a guy on here got deleted for saying stuff like that

  39. Kim
    Kim
    June 22, 2025 at 2:46 am | #

    Alice is great 😌💖

  40. mel
    mel
    June 22, 2025 at 4:09 am | #

    very true

  41. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    June 22, 2025 at 7:08 am | #

    “Alice, no! The lack of details and “oh nothing” end to that conversation was supposed to make Walky plead for answers! That can’t happen if you just blurt it out!”

    – Jennifer, probably

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      June 22, 2025 at 5:53 pm | #

      Sure. That’s not what’s happening in the comic, but that’s a fun alternate reality.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 22, 2025 at 8:55 pm | #

        Hence the “probably”.

        It’s the kind of mean girl mind game she’d play. Otherwise, why bring it up in the first place if it’s none of his business?

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/decade/

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 22, 2025 at 9:19 pm | #

          Because if he was already back together with Dorothy, it would have been his business. She wasn’t subtle enough about it, but that’s why she brought it up.

  42. Boh No
    Boh No
    June 22, 2025 at 10:04 am | #

    In which Walky does not know of how much an understatement it is of which he speaks

  43. Dandi Andi
    Dandi Andi
    June 22, 2025 at 10:39 am | #

    It was mostly mutual masturbation
    Though we spoke of penetration
    Weed have to wait
    For someone else
    To try it out

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      June 23, 2025 at 12:42 am | #

      I got that reference!

  44. TerribleTransit
    TerribleTransit
    June 22, 2025 at 4:19 pm | #

    I’m just waiting until Walky connects the dots between this conversation and Dorothy’s apology.

  45. Crow
    Crow
    June 22, 2025 at 5:05 pm | #

    Next comic is Joyce and Dorothy having sex

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 22, 2025 at 5:16 pm | #

      Unfortunately, it’ll be PiV, the only kind that doesn’t really count.

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        June 22, 2025 at 9:25 pm | #

        I thought they’d be taking turns pegging each other.

  46. thumb
    thumb
    June 22, 2025 at 9:34 pm | #

    With a few more lines, Walky, you’ll eventually believe in denial.
    Anyway, I expect his insecurities to kick in and he’ll just tell Dotty to leave him for Joyce. Result of conversation, I do not know. But he tends to be a sad boy who thinks of himself as not worthy of anyone or anything.

    • TheFungus
      TheFungus
      June 22, 2025 at 10:21 pm | #

      Pretty much every person in the current love ouroboros seems on a set track of self sabotage with the sole exception of Joyce. Dorothy thinks she and Joyce should stay with who they’re currently with even if it tears her apart. Joe would gladly step aside if he had to so she can be with Dorothy even if it breaks his heart. And Walky would end up feeling insecure enough he’d shut things down with Dorothy so she can be with Joyce.

      Joyce doesn’t give a fuck and i truly do believe if given free reign would actively fuck all three of them at once if she could.

  47. Owlmirror
    Owlmirror
    June 22, 2025 at 11:00 pm | #

    Does Akismet still hate me?

    • Owlmirror
      Owlmirror
      June 22, 2025 at 11:04 pm | #

      (Two comments disappeared into the ether, which means either moderation queue or spam ( /dev/null ). They have not appeared yet, which means either the latter is true, or DYWillis is too busy having a life to pay attention to the comment system.)

  48. Owlmirror
    Owlmirror
    June 22, 2025 at 11:18 pm | #

    Incidentally, I was re-reading the first few comics (to confirm that Jennifer was being all “Fuck off and leave me alone, nerd!” to Walky in those early days), and wow, Walky sure has come a long way in a few short months from being paralyzed and tongue-tied by his initial feelings for Dorothy. Why, he sounds almost jaded!

    As a minor note, some (certainly not all) of the early comics have had the title text changed from the bare strip name to actual text commenting on the comic. Something to look for on the next readthrough.

  49. Paul1963
    Paul1963
    June 23, 2025 at 10:14 am | #

    “Joyce probably thinks seeing somebody’s underwear is sex.”
    Kind of reminds me of the question that pops into my head whenever Bob’s Burgers does a “Tina is really horny” episode: “Tina talks about touching butts a lot. Does she think touching butts is sex? Has Linda not had The Talk with her teenage daughter?”

  50. CJ
    CJ
    June 24, 2025 at 2:26 am | #

    Walky being the voice of reason is … disconcerting.

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the fridge, swinging his spiked football stick at people: YOU JUST GOT FRIDGED other joes: uh uh that's not what that means, uh
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preternia @preternia.com ⋅ 15h
Weird thing to hand out before the Joe stream starting in a few minutes.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
*sorts through (evolving) buffer* joyce and dorothy already having smooched really opens up a swath of strips for bookmark eligibility
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
You: pornbots keep randomly following me on Bluesky Me, an intellectual: pornbots are citing my books on Google Scholar
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
If you say so
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Doordashing Hooters feels like missing the point in a thousand ways.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Call me petty but I just want the anti-woke hysterics who called all speech that didn't fawn over them censorship to admit they were wrong and beg forgiveness for causing all this.
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South Park laments the Trump administration's attacks on wokeness, despite having been a leading voice in those same attacks. Opinion by @evanurquhart.bsky.social
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South Park Mourns the Death of Woke — Assigned
An adult cartoon that reveled in the anti-woke backlash reckons with its impact.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Reek" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Reek
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
if i had a nickel for every Nickel that comes with a Tarn action figure, i'd have two Nickels, and also two nickels, neither of which is a lot
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
YOLOPARK DINOBOT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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