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by David M Willis on July 4, 2011 at 12:01 am
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  1. G.S.Mercs
    G.S.Mercs
    July 4, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    Only in your dreams, Billie. Only in your dreams…

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      July 4, 2011 at 2:26 am | #

      Well she’ll eventually run out of new places to sleep.

      • Michael
        Michael
        July 4, 2011 at 2:30 am | #

        Maybe, or more likely she’ll wake up again somewhere that she doesn’t particularly want to.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          July 4, 2011 at 3:30 am | #

          Like in the middle of a bank robbery.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 4, 2011 at 1:54 pm | #

            or in a maternity ward.

            • Mkvenner
              Mkvenner
              July 4, 2011 at 9:04 pm | #

              Now that’s thought that is going to fester. 🙂

      • Just for kix
        Just for kix
        July 4, 2011 at 3:30 pm | #

        Its called the pigeonhole principle. You are welcome.

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 4, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Now is the time to come out of the closet when nobody is looking.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 4, 2011 at 12:23 am | #

      It’s better than coming out at a funeral.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 4, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

        But is it worse than coming out during a Bris?

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          July 4, 2011 at 12:52 am | #

          Wait, if nobody is looking, does it count as coming out?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 4, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

            You mean like that old question of What if a bear shits in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, did it still make a sound?

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              July 4, 2011 at 1:42 am | #

              Something like that. Only with less pooping. Probably.

              • milk experiment
                milk experiment
                July 4, 2011 at 1:54 am | #

                I dunno, she’s been in that closet a long time.

                What? Oh, come on we were all thinking it!

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  July 4, 2011 at 1:58 pm | #

                  Not a problem if she wears Depends.

        • Badass Toph
          Badass Toph
          July 4, 2011 at 10:28 am | #

          Not worse than comin out during two of your best friends wedding.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        July 4, 2011 at 2:42 am | #

        Wait, What!?

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          July 4, 2011 at 3:26 am | #

          Er, not that I have any experience with that.

    • A. Colunga
      A. Colunga
      July 4, 2011 at 1:00 am | #

      Clearly she should use Faroes Wind to return to the start of the dungeon and escape.

      • Jackson
        Jackson
        July 4, 2011 at 9:14 am | #

        Or she could cast Hinas or use an Escapipe!

        • Vabolo
          Vabolo
          July 4, 2011 at 10:02 am | #

          Escape Ropes are a cheap alternative as well.

          • Jackson
            Jackson
            July 4, 2011 at 8:22 pm | #

            Dude! Exit mice!

            Any moment now, someone is going to come along with a Billie avatar and post: “NERDS.” And the joke will be complete.

          • MacGravatar
            MacGravatar
            July 6, 2011 at 12:09 pm | #

            escape powder would work better since there are still monsters in the dungeon (as seen in the link)

            http://shrines.rpgclassics.com/ps2/dcloud/Pics/escape.jpg

        • Energetic Jen
          Energetic Jen
          July 4, 2011 at 11:49 am | #

          Escapipe! Yesss!

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        July 4, 2011 at 1:47 pm | #

        Obviously, the closet is the start of the dungeon or she would have done so already.

        • Badass Toph
          Badass Toph
          July 4, 2011 at 5:27 pm | #

          Maybe there’s an air vent in the top so she could slip through it.

    • 1Samildanach
      1Samildanach
      July 4, 2011 at 5:07 am | #

      Being that this is a Willis comic, her coming out is inevitable. Like Mike screwing her mom. The two may even be somehow related…

      • gangler
        gangler
        July 4, 2011 at 7:44 am | #

        Billy the Oedopal lesbian?

  3. Henry
    Henry
    July 4, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    I think there’s a small typo there.
    Ruth’s probably lying in wait.

  4. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    July 4, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

    IS RUTH STILL THERE?!?!!??!

    Clearly, there is only one solution, Billie: SPOON.

    (And I don’t mean spooning. I mean charging through the halls while yelling the Tick’s catch phrase.)

    • Inara
      Inara
      July 4, 2011 at 12:26 am | #

      surprising how often that works…

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 4, 2011 at 12:41 am | #

        Have experience using this technique have we?

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          July 4, 2011 at 1:45 am | #

          You have to admit, it would keep her from wondering why Billie emerged from her closet.

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      July 4, 2011 at 10:51 am | #

      There is no spoon.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 4, 2011 at 2:00 pm | #

        Well played Rognik, well played.

  5. Rowen Morland
    Rowen Morland
    July 4, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

    Her goal for fresher year.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 4, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

      Her next goal will be regain her lost popularity… after she has a few drinks to figure it out.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        July 4, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

        And a few more drinks because she’s thirsty. And a few more drinks because why the hell not? And a sexual encounter because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 4, 2011 at 12:47 am | #

          …with Conquest no less. 😀

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            July 4, 2011 at 12:57 am | #

            A lesbian encounter is the best kind of encounter.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              July 4, 2011 at 1:41 am | #

              But still without an heir for Galasso.

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                July 4, 2011 at 1:46 am | #

                You’re right! QUICK, CONQUEST, TO THE SPERM-BANK!

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  July 4, 2011 at 3:17 am | #

                  *THEME MUSIC*

  6. gangler
    gangler
    July 4, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

    Oddly enough this will be the repeat wakeup location

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 4, 2011 at 12:23 am | #

      She likes being in the closet.

  7. Thor
    Thor
    July 4, 2011 at 12:25 am | #

    Now would be an excellent time to pee in Ruth’s closet.

    • gangler
      gangler
      July 4, 2011 at 1:01 am | #

      You know full well Ruth can track that like a scent hound.

  8. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 4, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

    Hey, it could have been worse, Billy. You could have woken up in a dirty alley with a dead hooker at your feet and a bloody knife in your hand. Not that I’ve had any experience with that.

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      July 4, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

      See, I can vizualize that, except it’s immediately followed by “Waah-waah-waaaaaaah!” horns on the soundtrack.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        July 4, 2011 at 12:50 am | #

        An important part of any bass line.

  9. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    July 4, 2011 at 12:28 am | #

    Well this turning anti-climatic.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 4, 2011 at 12:55 am | #

      We need Billie out of the closet and in Ruth’s bed, violence and climaxing may follow.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        July 4, 2011 at 1:47 am | #

        Yes, that WOULD be quite the climax.

        • NF
          NF
          July 4, 2011 at 1:52 am | #

          “Multiple entendre! Ah-hahaha!”

          • NF
            NF
            July 4, 2011 at 1:53 am | #

            And dear god! when did my avatar change to Joyce?

            • CWR
              CWR
              July 5, 2011 at 7:08 am | #

              Have you been outed as a Joyce before you were ready to publicly reveal it?

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        July 4, 2011 at 2:40 am | #

        Not exactly what I meant, but okay……

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 4, 2011 at 3:18 am | #

          Just admit it, that is exactly what you were thinking. 😛

  10. Zap
    Zap
    July 4, 2011 at 12:44 am | #

    Clearly her only option is a cardboard box.

    • Alex
      Alex
      July 4, 2011 at 12:51 am | #

      Nice

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 4, 2011 at 12:54 am | #

      [ ! ]

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 4, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

      “Billie, do you hear me? Billie? BIIILLLLIEEEEEEE!!!!!!”

      • ryan
        ryan
        July 5, 2011 at 9:17 am | #

        “billie, what have you done? you’ve changed history. you’ve created a time paradox!”

  11. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 4, 2011 at 12:54 am | #

    “Billie, do you hear me? Billie? BILLLLIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!”

  12. A. Colunga
    A. Colunga
    July 4, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

    Billie, don’t be a hero! Don’t be a FOOOooOOOoooL!!
    irrelevant, but always wanted to say that.

  13. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    July 4, 2011 at 1:06 am | #

    “Yesterday was Thursday”. So today is Friday. And tomorrow will be Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.

    Those of you that get this…enjoy your earworm. >:D

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 4, 2011 at 1:39 am | #

      This is DoA don’t expect tomorrow to come anytime this month.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      July 4, 2011 at 9:41 am | #

      Why would you even do that? Whyyyyy?

    • Henry
      Henry
      July 4, 2011 at 6:20 pm | #

      You. Are. Pure. Evil.

    • Tylertlat
      Tylertlat
      July 4, 2011 at 10:46 pm | #

      Not only is that song now in my head, but the mention of earworms made me think of mind worms, which made me LOSE THE GAME. 🙁

  14. Undrave
    Undrave
    July 4, 2011 at 1:16 am | #

    Now is the time to make like Ninja Rick and vanish!

  15. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    July 4, 2011 at 2:02 am | #

    Be a ninja, Billie. Go for it.

  16. Badass Toph
    Badass Toph
    July 4, 2011 at 2:08 am | #

    Does that clock say it’s am or pm cus I have a clock like that and one red dot is the alarm on dot the other is the pm dot.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      July 4, 2011 at 9:23 am | #

      I have a similar model too, but the PM dot and Alarm dot are on the left side. It appears to be 3AM from the exterior lighting, so I can only conclude that this clock’s dots mean something different.

      • TheBenenator
        TheBenenator
        July 4, 2011 at 2:58 pm | #

        Maybe she has it set to be 12 hours fast/slow by mistake?

        • LaurelRaven
          LaurelRaven
          July 4, 2011 at 7:16 pm | #

          I’ve had some alarm clocks where the dot meant PM, and others where the dot meant AM. I’m going to take a stab and guess that one of those dots means the alarm is set, and the other means it’s AM.

    • HiEv
      HiEv
      July 4, 2011 at 5:08 pm | #

      Actually, my clock is just like that one. The “PM dot” is in the upper left, the “alarm dot” is in the upper right, and the “battery backup is dead/missing dot” is in the lower left.

      • HiEv
        HiEv
        July 4, 2011 at 5:10 pm | #

        Whoops, I meant the “battery backup is dead/missing dot” is in the lower right.

        • CWR
          CWR
          July 5, 2011 at 7:13 am | #

          Really guys? Really?

          Next up: what’s the serial number on your smoke alarm? Is it a prime number? Discuss.

  17. Cholisose
    Cholisose
    July 4, 2011 at 2:25 am | #

    Quick, Billie! Jump out of the closet, leap off the wall, soar through the open window…
    AND DO A BARREL ROLL!

  18. Shifty
    Shifty
    July 4, 2011 at 2:35 am | #

    This line really makes me wonder WHERE ELSE she’s woken up. We’ve had her in a closet and on the floor in-front of her dorm room door. Considering how much a booze hound she is, I’d kinda like to see some of her past blackouts.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      July 4, 2011 at 2:50 am | #

      Maybe she sleep walks and it turns out she’s now in someone else’s closet!

      Do RA get a room to their own with no roomate?

      • shoeboxjeddy
        shoeboxjeddy
        July 4, 2011 at 4:49 am | #

        Yeah, RAs don’t have roommates in the vast majority of setups. They have to get up at random times in the night to deal with “incidents” and that would be annoying for a roommate. The power dynamic would also be quite bad between the two roommates if one just lived there and one was “in charge” of the whole floor. And finally, it’s considered a major perk of the job (which makes up for the generally lousy pay) to get paid room and board.

        Of course, there could be any number of residence halls where none of these things are true, but they usually are.

      • agentksilver
        agentksilver
        July 4, 2011 at 1:55 pm | #

        Generally speaking, yeah. I’ve heard of quite a few people who became RAs just for the no-roommate clause.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 4, 2011 at 3:32 am | #

      Maybe one someone’s roof. Surrounded by toilet paper.

  19. Björn
    Björn
    July 4, 2011 at 5:02 am | #

    If Billie stays there until morning, isn’t there a high probability that Ruth will go to the closet and open it? I say she should take her chances and sneak out now when Ruth is sleeping.

  20. Undrave
    Undrave
    July 4, 2011 at 6:19 am | #

    I can see it now… Billie will sneak out and get to her room exactly at the same time as Sal!

    Then she won’t be able to find Ruth for a week! Ha!

  21. Patrick
    Patrick
    July 4, 2011 at 9:37 am | #

    Run, Forrest– er, Billie! Run!

  22. Jon
    Jon
    July 4, 2011 at 10:47 am | #

    Did she not bring a cell phone with her on this daring mission? Seriously, Billie, you should’ve texted someone to pull Ruth aside about ten hours ago. How are you even still sitting there without enormous cramping?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 4, 2011 at 2:48 pm | #

      Why would she? If it wasn’t for that unexpected call Ruth got, Billie would have left the room soon after she got her uniform back.

    • Badass Toph
      Badass Toph
      July 4, 2011 at 5:34 pm | #

      Probably best that she doesnt have a cell with her imagin what would happen if it went off with her in the closet.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 4, 2011 at 11:46 pm | #

      Billie has friends to call? Other than Walky, whom she wouldn’t be caught dead calling?

      • ALostProphet
        ALostProphet
        July 5, 2011 at 1:13 am | #

        Billie and Walky/ Sitting in a tree…

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          July 5, 2011 at 1:37 am | #

          F-U-C-K-I-N-G.

          • CWR
            CWR
            July 5, 2011 at 7:15 am | #

            I’m going to out on a limb here and declare that an unsafe activity.

            • Jackson
              Jackson
              July 5, 2011 at 6:33 pm | #

              I tree what you did there.

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                July 5, 2011 at 11:46 pm | #

                C’mon, leaf him alone.

                • CWR
                  CWR
                  July 7, 2011 at 5:26 am | #

                  I’m told my bark is worse than my bite, but I wood never bite anyone.

  23. Zem
    Zem
    July 5, 2011 at 8:37 am | #

    “Wake up in a place I have before”

    What, like…The floor?
    In a chair with a glass in one hand?
    Someone else’s bed?

    OK, let’s change that plan to “wake up in a place you have NOT before”. (Like yer own bed.)

  24. Tarkada
    Tarkada
    July 8, 2011 at 10:32 pm | #

    at first I was like…then I pooped in a closet at 3 am.
    (and yes this is rediculously late but gravatar said i couldn’t join for a week).

  25. Lis
    Lis
    May 28, 2013 at 7:20 pm | #

    In Changeling the Dreaming you can actually have this happen to you (cannot sleep in the same place two nights in a row) if you take certain vows and break them (faeries have to bee realllly careful about promises)

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Dotty
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 17h
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 17h
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
#relatable
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 1d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 1d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 1d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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