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Boytoy

by David M Willis on July 20, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 06 - Yesterday Was Thursday
└ Tags: danny, joe

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    July 20, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    Classy, indeed.

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      July 20, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

      I do love that shirt.

      • NCP19
        NCP19
        July 20, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

        No shirt could be more perfect for this exact moment.

        • David Herbert
          David Herbert
          July 20, 2011 at 2:23 am | #

          What about ‘Boy toy’?

      • Bishop
        Bishop
        July 20, 2011 at 12:25 am | #

        I would buy a shirt that said “CLASSY” on it.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 20, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

          How about a CLASSY CONDOM?

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            July 20, 2011 at 1:23 am | #

            …I think I love it.

            • Uorem
              Uorem
              July 20, 2011 at 2:18 am | #

              No avatar could be more fitting than the one you were dealt.

            • Uorem
              Uorem
              July 20, 2011 at 2:26 am | #

              IT’S SO META.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                July 20, 2011 at 3:08 pm | #

                Yes, the condom hat is like a miniture top-hat, only naughtier.

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  July 21, 2011 at 2:22 am | #

                  It makes every comment classier and sexier.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  July 21, 2011 at 3:05 am | #

                  Not to mention ribbed for your commenting pleasure.

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  July 21, 2011 at 8:14 pm | #

                  Because she’s worth it ;P

        • ViviWannabe
          ViviWannabe
          July 20, 2011 at 6:34 pm | #

          T-Shirt Hell has one that says “fucking classy.” Would that work? I’d offer a link, but it’s NSFW.

          • ViviWannabe
            ViviWannabe
            July 20, 2011 at 6:35 pm | #

            Wait, here it is:

            http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/fucking-classy/

            Thanks, google, for bypassing the work computer’s filters!

    • Radome
      Radome
      July 20, 2011 at 9:46 am | #

      Cracked up when I read that shirt.

  2. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    July 20, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    Why, just why?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 20, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

      Why not? 😀

    • Cozworth
      Cozworth
      July 20, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      why? because it’s Joe, it’s how he’s been in all the realities so far, it’s a winning formula 😀

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      July 20, 2011 at 1:04 am | #

      Why, Why, WHY?

  3. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 20, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Boy Toy? Is Roz a lot older than I think she is or Joe is much younger?

    • Darththoth
      Darththoth
      July 20, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

      Well, Robin is a senator, so I’d assume that everyone else is just younger.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        July 20, 2011 at 1:13 am | #

        Robin’s an MP not a senator.

        • milk experiment
          milk experiment
          July 20, 2011 at 1:24 am | #

          Unless this alternate universe is even more alternate than we’ve seen thus far, I doubt its United States is a parliamentary democracy. Robin is a Representative, or at least she was in Shortpacked!.

          • Mkvenner
            Mkvenner
            July 20, 2011 at 1:32 am | #

            A man can dream can’t.

          • CWR
            CWR
            July 20, 2011 at 5:02 am | #

            We’re all forgetting that the identity of Roz’s relative in politics has not been definitively revealed. Yet.

            It could be someone else, but whoever heard of a plot-twist in a Willis comic?

          • Mkvenner
            Mkvenner
            July 20, 2011 at 8:39 pm | #

            I used the term “MP” because it is more commonly used than “Member of Congress (MC)” and is universally more recognized.

            • iSaidCandleja-
              iSaidCandleja-
              July 20, 2011 at 11:26 pm | #

              The US doesn’t call anyone a “Member of Congress” (MC). Instead we tend to call them Representatives. Or maybe congressmen, if it is a mixed group of Sens and Reps. America truly loves to be different.

              • Mkvenner
                Mkvenner
                July 20, 2011 at 11:52 pm | #

                That is not always a good thing.

                • Jamal K.
                  Jamal K.
                  July 22, 2011 at 8:58 pm | #

                  It’s NEVER a good thing. Except in hockey, I guess.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      July 20, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      Joe’s not a boytoy. He’s a sexy boy.

      • daddy_shelton
        daddy_shelton
        July 20, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

        A Shawn Michaels reference, yes!

        • Haituri
          Haituri
          July 20, 2011 at 8:22 am | #

          That song is awesome. I’m still hoping for an opportunity to embarrass a friend with it.

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      July 20, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

      I don’t think “boy toy” is a term associated with age. At least not where I’m from. It has more to do with disposability.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 20, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

        Never thought of it that way, usually when the media mentions toy boy, it usually means the guy is much younger than the gal.

        This saves me from either viewing Joe as jailbait or Roz as a couger.

        • taekwondogirl
          taekwondogirl
          July 20, 2011 at 1:14 am | #

          Nah, boytoy is definitely meant more as a disparaging term to devolve the relationship and those involved. Usually the term is used with males who are younger but not always.

      • Michelle Alford
        Michelle Alford
        July 20, 2011 at 8:07 am | #

        Yeah, I’m with you. I actually refer to anyone that my friends are dating but isn’t yet an official “boyfriend” as a boytoy.

    • Dierna
      Dierna
      July 20, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

      Roz isn’t older. She’s just richer. *lol*

    • Shifty
      Shifty
      July 21, 2011 at 8:35 pm | #

      Boy toy can often just mean using the boy for sex. Essentially a human sex toy. Bust it out, use it to get off and discard it. Age, wealthy and stuff don’t need to apply.

  4. PleasingFungus
    PleasingFungus
    July 20, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Classic Joe.

  5. Aizat
    Aizat
    July 20, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

    Yay! Joe’s back!

  6. Lee
    Lee
    July 20, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

    This strip is perfect.

  7. Mr. Cat
    Mr. Cat
    July 20, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

    The way Joe sees it: There’s no such thing as bad publicity, and the ladies now know his name. Attention women! Want to be famous? Then take a ride to Joe City, population: hot! You too can be in the paper!

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      July 20, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

      Specificially mentioning that the relationship is open is certainly meant as an invitation.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      July 20, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

      The major attraction at Joe City: Space Mountain.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        July 20, 2011 at 12:26 am | #

        Which is closed. Apparently someone’s limb got caught on something or other, long story short they are suing Joe City.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          July 20, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

          Darn it. I was going for the women are willing to wait for a long time just to get on it joke.

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          July 20, 2011 at 1:27 am | #

          Splash mountain is also closed.

      • |Agent
        |Agent
        July 20, 2011 at 2:04 am | #

        Do you mean SPAAAACE Mountain?

        Hah! I kill me! (Someone should, anyway.)

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          July 20, 2011 at 3:20 am | #

          please don’t tempt me. 😐

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          July 20, 2011 at 3:30 am | #

          Sure, where do you live and how would you want to die?

        • TheBenenator
          TheBenenator
          July 20, 2011 at 2:04 pm | #

          *knocks your femurs out through your FAAACE with your penis . . . .whether you have one or not*

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 20, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

      Will Joe end up having a “You must be this tall to be entered” logo on his shirt?

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        July 20, 2011 at 12:47 am | #

        No. A woman’s height doesn’t matter to Joe, just how willing.

        • MM
          MM
          July 20, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

          Maybe not height, but I can see something along the lines of “Your waist must be this small.”

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            July 20, 2011 at 12:58 am | #

            Or “Your boobs must be this big”

            • taekwondogirl
              taekwondogirl
              July 20, 2011 at 1:15 am | #

              Nah, he doesn’t seem to have a thing against those who aren’t smoking hot. He’d obviously prefer hotties but he’s all about scoring as much as he can.

            • Ancestral Hamster
              Ancestral Hamster
              July 20, 2011 at 1:17 am | #

              Joe doesn’t seem to be that picky. His criteria is:

              1. Same species.
              2. Still breathing.

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                July 20, 2011 at 1:22 am | #

                Presumably, his third criteria, now that he’s an adult is:

                3. Legal.

                • Mkvenner
                  Mkvenner
                  July 20, 2011 at 1:33 am | #

                  4. No dudes.

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  July 20, 2011 at 1:59 am | #

                  5. No punching.

                • iSaidCandleja-
                  iSaidCandleja-
                  July 20, 2011 at 2:05 am | #

                  I’m pretty sure it is:

                  4. No dudes… yet

                • lord of dance
                  lord of dance
                  July 20, 2011 at 3:01 am | #

                  at least until his second bottle of hard liquor

                • Phillip Wilde
                  Phillip Wilde
                  July 20, 2011 at 1:17 pm | #

                  And not Robin. He wouldn’t even Joe her in the butt.

                • Shifty
                  Shifty
                  July 20, 2011 at 10:26 pm | #

                  Joe might be 17 years old. If that’s the case, legality need not apply yet.

              • Mkvenner
                Mkvenner
                July 21, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

                I’m pretty sure that Joe is of voting age.

                • Shifty
                  Shifty
                  July 21, 2011 at 1:12 am | #

                  What makes you say that?

                • Mkvenner
                  Mkvenner
                  July 21, 2011 at 1:42 am | #

                  The vast majority of college freshman are 18 or older.

                • Shifty
                  Shifty
                  July 21, 2011 at 8:26 pm | #

                  No they’re not. College freshmen can enter college between the ages of 17 and 18. I myself, my college roommate, my ex-boyfriend and several friends were still 17 when we first entered college, but turned 18 soon after. Joe could fit into this group, until Willis clarifies it.

                • Mkvenner
                  Mkvenner
                  July 21, 2011 at 9:19 pm | #

                  If turn 18 before election day, you are of voting age.

    • Shifty
      Shifty
      July 20, 2011 at 3:00 am | #

      Unless Joe plans to go into teaching or a political career of some kind. That kind of publicity isn’t usually looked upon positively as Senator Wiener can attest. 😛

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        July 21, 2011 at 1:44 am | #

        Yet if you assualt someone nobody hears about it.

        • Shifty
          Shifty
          July 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm | #

          What does assault have to do with this situation? We’re talking about sex scandals and publicity.

  8. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    July 20, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

    YO JOE! (couldn’t resist) 😉

    • Daeva
      Daeva
      July 20, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

      Upon reading this comment, I have come to the decision that Joe utters this phrase in some way every single time he climaxes. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

      • iSaidCandleja-
        iSaidCandleja-
        July 20, 2011 at 12:25 am | #

        Keep it down! Some of us are trying to masturbate!

        • Jimmy
          Jimmy
          July 20, 2011 at 12:37 am | #

          *cough* <.<

          • CWR
            CWR
            July 20, 2011 at 5:06 am | #

            As the actress said to the Bishop, “Sorry, am I keeping you up?”

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              July 20, 2011 at 3:13 pm | #

              and he replies, “No, I got alter boys for that sort of thing.”

              • CWR
                CWR
                July 21, 2011 at 4:26 am | #

                and she says “In what manner do you alter them, you naughty man?”

        • TheBenenator
          TheBenenator
          July 20, 2011 at 2:06 pm | #

          Or in my case, masticate.

          Tasty pizza.

  9. Vivvav
    Vivvav
    July 20, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

    Joe classes it up all the time.
    With his penis.

  10. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    July 20, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

    Dorothy chose the picture for the article, right? It’s like she wanted to feature him with as smug a face as possible.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 20, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

      That’s not exactly hard, he wears that face a lot.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        July 20, 2011 at 1:09 am | #

        That’s his Joe Face.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          July 20, 2011 at 1:23 am | #

          It’s the face he makes when he wants to Joe somebody. With his penis.

          • Hannover Fist
            Hannover Fist
            July 21, 2011 at 4:10 pm | #

            Will we ever see his Rape Face?

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              July 21, 2011 at 6:27 pm | #

              He doesn’t have a Rape Face. Even Joe has standards.

  11. A. Colunga
    A. Colunga
    July 20, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

    How long can a freshman boy toy remain… fresh?

  12. Daeva
    Daeva
    July 20, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    The extension of Danny and Joe’s eyebrows seem to be inversely proportional to one another.

  13. Lis
    Lis
    July 20, 2011 at 12:24 am | #

    Right back atcha Joe. A classy ladies man if I ever saw one.

  14. sammy
    sammy
    July 20, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

    danny just has that look on his face that says, “omg i will kill you”

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 20, 2011 at 3:19 pm | #

      I imagine him saying “YOU EEDIOT, I WILL KEEELL YOU.”

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        July 20, 2011 at 11:46 pm | #

        I imagine him saying “I’ll kill you and clone you and kill all your clones.”

    • Chiatroll
      Chiatroll
      July 21, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

      I honestly just don’t get danny or why he’d be angry and joe but I know there are people like that.

      I’d probably have the exact same headline but my friends would give me a congratulations instead of an angry look and we are nerds not bros.

  15. Ancestral Hamster
    Ancestral Hamster
    July 20, 2011 at 12:48 am | #

    Danny, if you want to get back at Joe, remind him that he’s a failure as a wingman!

    • MM
      MM
      July 20, 2011 at 12:57 am | #

      To which Joe will respond that with all the tail this article’s guaranteed to bring in, there’s bound to be one or two girls left over.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        July 20, 2011 at 1:14 am | #

        Point. However, Joe was crushed last time: apparently being a good wingman is part of his self-image.

        • taekwondogirl
          taekwondogirl
          July 20, 2011 at 1:16 am | #

          Well in order to be a “player” as Joe thinks of himself, you have to be good to your bros. It’s imperative that you’re a good wingman for your bros. He let Danny down.

  16. Cholisose
    Cholisose
    July 20, 2011 at 1:08 am | #

    Drastically more interesting than the newspaper my college put out.

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      July 20, 2011 at 11:20 pm | #

      *snicker*
      “put out”
      *snicker*

  17. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 20, 2011 at 1:20 am | #

    Wow, does NOTHING faze Joe? Also, I bet Joe got wiener mange from Roz. He’s going to end up dickless after all.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 20, 2011 at 1:30 am | #

      I’m sure that a visit to the VD clinic can sort that out.

    • MM
      MM
      July 20, 2011 at 2:51 am | #

      Actually, given Roz’s Planned Parenthood involvement, any VD issues are probably going to be entirely on Joe’s end.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 20, 2011 at 4:15 am | #

        That is where you usually find VD, on your ‘end’. 😀

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          July 21, 2011 at 1:59 am | #

          …Do you enjoy making me want to give myself a concussion?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 21, 2011 at 3:02 am | #

            Everyone has to have a hobby. 😛

  18. NF
    NF
    July 20, 2011 at 1:26 am | #

    At least he still believes in justice!

    Also, Joe’s shirt is hilarious.

  19. DT
    DT
    July 20, 2011 at 1:27 am | #

    Oh lord, Joe’s t-shirt just makes this all the funnier!

  20. NF
    NF
    July 20, 2011 at 1:28 am | #

    Am I the only one who thinks that Joe and Billie are looking at each other in the banner picture, and then imagines Joe hitting on Billie.

    • Daeva
      Daeva
      July 20, 2011 at 3:33 am | #

      You are in excellent company, mon frere.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      July 20, 2011 at 1:06 pm | #

      And then Billie hitting Joe.

      In that scenario, such an outcome seems all but inevitable.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm | #

        Hitting as in flirting or as in beating Joe up?

  21. Undrave
    Undrave
    July 20, 2011 at 1:53 am | #

    That last panel is HILARIOUS! Look at Danny’s face!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 20, 2011 at 1:55 am | #

      He seems to be making that FAAAAAACEEEE a lot.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 20, 2011 at 3:22 pm | #

        That FACE pops up whenever he sees a chance to use his PENIS!

  22. Ivory
    Ivory
    July 20, 2011 at 2:12 am | #

    I have no clue how to express my happy. So…

    heifua lscnernc sdcserfglero gssssss

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 20, 2011 at 3:22 pm | #

      Is that Welsh?

      • taekwondogirl
        taekwondogirl
        July 21, 2011 at 2:38 am | #

        I just spit out my drink. Good one.

  23. Shifty
    Shifty
    July 20, 2011 at 2:56 am | #

    I think what really makes me laugh about this is the fact Danny actually THOUGHT this outcome could be avoided. I mean it’s Joe. The only head he is capable of thinking with is the one in his pants and logic never applies down there.

    But what I’d love to see is how Joe’s family reacts to this news. I mean, Joe is still 17 or 18 years old. I can’t imagine most parents being very happy that their barely legal child is essentially amateur porn star. Unless one or both of them is as big of a horn dog as he. Either reaction though I bet could prove comedy gold.

    • Daeva
      Daeva
      July 20, 2011 at 3:33 am | #

      Honestly? I can already think of a few dads who would scold their sons for this kind of behavior in public, then high-five them once nobody was looking. Hell, I can think of a few moms as well.

  24. James Rye
    James Rye
    July 20, 2011 at 5:24 am | #

    “It´s an open relationship, ladies.”
    ….
    “With my penis!”

    Come on, i wasn´t the only one who thought of that reading the article´s title, ne? XD

    • NF
      NF
      July 20, 2011 at 5:50 am | #

      It may be that there are things one cannot write in a student newspaper, even in a quote for an article about a sex tape.

      • goatman95111
        goatman95111
        July 20, 2011 at 10:44 am | #

        I agree. This wouldn’t be something the campus newspaper could get away with, especially with the political ties. I mean, they would write it anyway, of course, but the university backlash would be imminent.

  25. Animal
    Animal
    July 20, 2011 at 7:23 am | #

    I can only say that being an older woman’s boy toy is a huge, glittering pile of purest awesome.

  26. Rin
    Rin
    July 20, 2011 at 9:05 am | #

    LOL. I wonder how robin is in this universe, she is probably either super serious and calm. Especially since she wasn’t made super hyper by the aliens. 🙂 Please please David please make it so that Robin comes to see her sister some time through this series. I want to see what she’s like.

  27. nothri
    nothri
    July 20, 2011 at 10:32 am | #

    Cutting away before either Joyce or Billie hop in the shower. Willis, how could you? There were uh…vital plot points that needed to be explored! And character development! You’ve robbed your own characters of important opportunities to grow! Or something….

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      July 20, 2011 at 10:46 am | #

      Robbed the readership of opportunities to grow, you mean…

      • Izzy
        Izzy
        July 20, 2011 at 12:56 pm | #

        with their penis…es

    • David
      David M Willis
      July 20, 2011 at 1:59 pm | #

      I don’t plan on showing any boobies, but we’ll be seeing Walky’s penis every Thursday.

      • TheBenenator
        TheBenenator
        July 20, 2011 at 2:09 pm | #

        It’s Lil’ Walky!

      • Rachel
        Rachel
        July 20, 2011 at 3:06 pm | #

        Willis is breaking the mold- serving the ladies first.

      • Noel Schornhorst
        Noel Schornhorst
        July 20, 2011 at 3:41 pm | #

        I fully support this decision.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        July 21, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

        You’re going to due it whether we like it or not, right? 😐

      • nothri
        nothri
        November 9, 2014 at 3:05 am | #

        Willis, how could you? You lied to us!

  28. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    July 20, 2011 at 3:03 pm | #

    Just stay classy. 😀

  29. Rachel
    Rachel
    July 20, 2011 at 3:04 pm | #

    Joe always seems to have the perfect shirt for each occasion.

  30. LeaLeonis
    LeaLeonis
    July 20, 2011 at 4:08 pm | #

    It’s no wonder Joe has trouble satisfying Danny as a wingman. The guy just can’t appreciate anything he’s achieved!

    (…with his penis.)

    Maybe Joe just needs to show his penis in a better light, especially when relating to his Roomie. 😉

  31. Moofin
    Moofin
    July 20, 2011 at 6:25 pm | #

    Oh Lordy! Another last name!

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      July 21, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

      What?

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        July 21, 2011 at 10:57 am | #

        Some people are keen, but only a few people are Keener.

        (For those unaware of the cast pages, this can be a revelation.)

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          July 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm | #

          Ooooohhhh.

  32. Sophia
    Sophia
    July 20, 2011 at 8:03 pm | #

    Awesome. I hope that Joe always lives up to this classy, classy standard.

  33. Robot Monkey
    Robot Monkey
    July 20, 2011 at 8:46 pm | #

    Why does this seem like something my cousin would do? (He’s the kinda guy to walk into an abbey and come out with a Nun in each arm.)

  34. thatgirlwiththeglasses
    thatgirlwiththeglasses
    July 21, 2011 at 1:55 am | #

    Billie beat Joe? :O

  35. Dahlia
    Dahlia
    July 21, 2011 at 2:45 am | #

    OH JOE. *lols to death*

  36. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    July 21, 2011 at 1:17 pm | #

    Is the paper really called the Daily Student?

    Seems…uncreative.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 21, 2011 at 6:15 pm | #

      Student no less uncreative than advertiser, news, world, planet, star or gazette.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        July 21, 2011 at 6:26 pm | #

        Planet….Dorothy….Glasses….Amazi-girl.

        GUYS, I’VE FIGURED IT OUT!

        • Robot Monkey
          Robot Monkey
          July 21, 2011 at 9:34 pm | #

          Well of course! Ya got your thinking coc– er, cap on!

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            July 21, 2011 at 10:39 pm | #

            Sorry, that’s condom cap to you. 😛

  37. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 21, 2011 at 10:38 pm | #

    That’s condom cap to you. 😛

  38. Kelsey
    Kelsey
    July 29, 2011 at 4:53 pm | #

    You shouldn’t be wearing that shirt, Joe.

  39. Matrix374
    Matrix374
    September 25, 2011 at 9:07 am | #

    I would like a shirt with “Your Mom+A nickle=Prostitute”

  40. newllend
    newllend
    August 13, 2013 at 8:34 pm | #

    You take that fucking shirt ooff now

  41. Rob Carlson
    Rob Carlson
    October 23, 2013 at 6:13 pm | #

    This is still my favorite DoA strip. The text on the newspaper is perfect, and Joe’s thumbs-up is priceless.

  42. SgtNumnum
    SgtNumnum
    November 7, 2013 at 4:08 pm | #

    If Danny wasn’t such a wimp, Joe would probably have a fist shaped dent in his face

  43. asmcint
    asmcint
    December 2, 2013 at 7:55 pm | #

    I just realized that Dorothy’s last name is Keener, which is hilariously ironic, as keener is Canadian slang for someone who studies way too hard and often shows it off in the classroom.

  44. Vile Gamer
    Vile Gamer
    March 28, 2014 at 10:03 pm | #

    I would so buy that shirt.

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