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Unless this alternate universe is even more alternate than we’ve seen thus far, I doubt its United States is a parliamentary democracy. Robin is a Representative, or at least she was in Shortpacked!.
The US doesn’t call anyone a “Member of Congress” (MC). Instead we tend to call them Representatives. Or maybe congressmen, if it is a mixed group of Sens and Reps. America truly loves to be different.
Nah, boytoy is definitely meant more as a disparaging term to devolve the relationship and those involved. Usually the term is used with males who are younger but not always.
Boy toy can often just mean using the boy for sex. Essentially a human sex toy. Bust it out, use it to get off and discard it. Age, wealthy and stuff don’t need to apply.
The way Joe sees it: There’s no such thing as bad publicity, and the ladies now know his name. Attention women! Want to be famous? Then take a ride to Joe City, population: hot! You too can be in the paper!
No they’re not. College freshmen can enter college between the ages of 17 and 18. I myself, my college roommate, my ex-boyfriend and several friends were still 17 when we first entered college, but turned 18 soon after. Joe could fit into this group, until Willis clarifies it.
Unless Joe plans to go into teaching or a political career of some kind. That kind of publicity isn’t usually looked upon positively as Senator Wiener can attest.
Well in order to be a “player” as Joe thinks of himself, you have to be good to your bros. It’s imperative that you’re a good wingman for your bros. He let Danny down.
I think what really makes me laugh about this is the fact Danny actually THOUGHT this outcome could be avoided. I mean it’s Joe. The only head he is capable of thinking with is the one in his pants and logic never applies down there.
But what I’d love to see is how Joe’s family reacts to this news. I mean, Joe is still 17 or 18 years old. I can’t imagine most parents being very happy that their barely legal child is essentially amateur porn star. Unless one or both of them is as big of a horn dog as he. Either reaction though I bet could prove comedy gold.
Honestly? I can already think of a few dads who would scold their sons for this kind of behavior in public, then high-five them once nobody was looking. Hell, I can think of a few moms as well.
I agree. This wouldn’t be something the campus newspaper could get away with, especially with the political ties. I mean, they would write it anyway, of course, but the university backlash would be imminent.
LOL. I wonder how robin is in this universe, she is probably either super serious and calm. Especially since she wasn’t made super hyper by the aliens. Please please David please make it so that Robin comes to see her sister some time through this series. I want to see what she’s like.
Cutting away before either Joyce or Billie hop in the shower. Willis, how could you? There were uh…vital plot points that needed to be explored! And character development! You’ve robbed your own characters of important opportunities to grow! Or something….
I just realized that Dorothy’s last name is Keener, which is hilariously ironic, as keener is Canadian slang for someone who studies way too hard and often shows it off in the classroom.
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Classy, indeed.
I do love that shirt.
No shirt could be more perfect for this exact moment.
What about ‘Boy toy’?
I would buy a shirt that said “CLASSY” on it.
How about a CLASSY CONDOM?
…I think I love it.
No avatar could be more fitting than the one you were dealt.
IT’S SO META.
Yes, the condom hat is like a miniture top-hat, only naughtier.
It makes every comment classier and sexier.
Not to mention ribbed for your commenting pleasure.
Because she’s worth it ;P
T-Shirt Hell has one that says “fucking classy.” Would that work? I’d offer a link, but it’s NSFW.
Wait, here it is:
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/fucking-classy/
Thanks, google, for bypassing the work computer’s filters!
Cracked up when I read that shirt.
Why, just why?
Why not?
why? because it’s Joe, it’s how he’s been in all the realities so far, it’s a winning formula
Why, Why, WHY?
Boy Toy? Is Roz a lot older than I think she is or Joe is much younger?
Well, Robin is a senator, so I’d assume that everyone else is just younger.
Robin’s an MP not a senator.
Unless this alternate universe is even more alternate than we’ve seen thus far, I doubt its United States is a parliamentary democracy. Robin is a Representative, or at least she was in Shortpacked!.
A man can dream can’t.
We’re all forgetting that the identity of Roz’s relative in politics has not been definitively revealed. Yet.
It could be someone else, but whoever heard of a plot-twist in a Willis comic?
I used the term “MP” because it is more commonly used than “Member of Congress (MC)” and is universally more recognized.
The US doesn’t call anyone a “Member of Congress” (MC). Instead we tend to call them Representatives. Or maybe congressmen, if it is a mixed group of Sens and Reps. America truly loves to be different.
That is not always a good thing.
It’s NEVER a good thing. Except in hockey, I guess.
Joe’s not a boytoy. He’s a sexy boy.
A Shawn Michaels reference, yes!
That song is awesome. I’m still hoping for an opportunity to embarrass a friend with it.
I don’t think “boy toy” is a term associated with age. At least not where I’m from. It has more to do with disposability.
Never thought of it that way, usually when the media mentions toy boy, it usually means the guy is much younger than the gal.
This saves me from either viewing Joe as jailbait or Roz as a couger.
Nah, boytoy is definitely meant more as a disparaging term to devolve the relationship and those involved. Usually the term is used with males who are younger but not always.
Yeah, I’m with you. I actually refer to anyone that my friends are dating but isn’t yet an official “boyfriend” as a boytoy.
Roz isn’t older. She’s just richer. *lol*
Boy toy can often just mean using the boy for sex. Essentially a human sex toy. Bust it out, use it to get off and discard it. Age, wealthy and stuff don’t need to apply.
Classic Joe.
Yay! Joe’s back!
This strip is perfect.
The way Joe sees it: There’s no such thing as bad publicity, and the ladies now know his name. Attention women! Want to be famous? Then take a ride to Joe City, population: hot! You too can be in the paper!
Specificially mentioning that the relationship is open is certainly meant as an invitation.
The major attraction at Joe City: Space Mountain.
Which is closed. Apparently someone’s limb got caught on something or other, long story short they are suing Joe City.
Darn it. I was going for the women are willing to wait for a long time just to get on it joke.
Splash mountain is also closed.
Do you mean SPAAAACE Mountain?
Hah! I kill me! (Someone should, anyway.)
please don’t tempt me.
Sure, where do you live and how would you want to die?
*knocks your femurs out through your FAAACE with your penis . . . .whether you have one or not*
Will Joe end up having a “You must be this tall to be entered” logo on his shirt?
No. A woman’s height doesn’t matter to Joe, just how willing.
Maybe not height, but I can see something along the lines of “Your waist must be this small.”
Or “Your boobs must be this big”
Nah, he doesn’t seem to have a thing against those who aren’t smoking hot. He’d obviously prefer hotties but he’s all about scoring as much as he can.
Joe doesn’t seem to be that picky. His criteria is:
1. Same species.
2. Still breathing.
Presumably, his third criteria, now that he’s an adult is:
3. Legal.
4. No dudes.
5. No punching.
I’m pretty sure it is:
4. No dudes… yet
at least until his second bottle of hard liquor
And not Robin. He wouldn’t even Joe her in the butt.
Joe might be 17 years old. If that’s the case, legality need not apply yet.
I’m pretty sure that Joe is of voting age.
What makes you say that?
The vast majority of college freshman are 18 or older.
No they’re not. College freshmen can enter college between the ages of 17 and 18. I myself, my college roommate, my ex-boyfriend and several friends were still 17 when we first entered college, but turned 18 soon after. Joe could fit into this group, until Willis clarifies it.
If turn 18 before election day, you are of voting age.
Unless Joe plans to go into teaching or a political career of some kind. That kind of publicity isn’t usually looked upon positively as Senator Wiener can attest.
Yet if you assualt someone nobody hears about it.
What does assault have to do with this situation? We’re talking about sex scandals and publicity.
YO JOE! (couldn’t resist)
Upon reading this comment, I have come to the decision that Joe utters this phrase in some way every single time he climaxes. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Keep it down! Some of us are trying to masturbate!
*cough* <.<
As the actress said to the Bishop, “Sorry, am I keeping you up?”
and he replies, “No, I got alter boys for that sort of thing.”
and she says “In what manner do you alter them, you naughty man?”
Or in my case, masticate.
Tasty pizza.
Joe classes it up all the time.
With his penis.
Dorothy chose the picture for the article, right? It’s like she wanted to feature him with as smug a face as possible.
That’s not exactly hard, he wears that face a lot.
That’s his Joe Face.
It’s the face he makes when he wants to Joe somebody. With his penis.
Will we ever see his Rape Face?
He doesn’t have a Rape Face. Even Joe has standards.
How long can a freshman boy toy remain… fresh?
The extension of Danny and Joe’s eyebrows seem to be inversely proportional to one another.
Right back atcha Joe. A classy ladies man if I ever saw one.
danny just has that look on his face that says, “omg i will kill you”
I imagine him saying “YOU EEDIOT, I WILL KEEELL YOU.”
I imagine him saying “I’ll kill you and clone you and kill all your clones.”
I honestly just don’t get danny or why he’d be angry and joe but I know there are people like that.
I’d probably have the exact same headline but my friends would give me a congratulations instead of an angry look and we are nerds not bros.
Danny, if you want to get back at Joe, remind him that he’s a failure as a wingman!
To which Joe will respond that with all the tail this article’s guaranteed to bring in, there’s bound to be one or two girls left over.
Point. However, Joe was crushed last time: apparently being a good wingman is part of his self-image.
Well in order to be a “player” as Joe thinks of himself, you have to be good to your bros. It’s imperative that you’re a good wingman for your bros. He let Danny down.
Drastically more interesting than the newspaper my college put out.
*snicker*
“put out”
*snicker*
Wow, does NOTHING faze Joe? Also, I bet Joe got wiener mange from Roz. He’s going to end up dickless after all.
I’m sure that a visit to the VD clinic can sort that out.
Actually, given Roz’s Planned Parenthood involvement, any VD issues are probably going to be entirely on Joe’s end.
That is where you usually find VD, on your ‘end’.
…Do you enjoy making me want to give myself a concussion?
Everyone has to have a hobby.
At least he still believes in justice!
Also, Joe’s shirt is hilarious.
Oh lord, Joe’s t-shirt just makes this all the funnier!
Am I the only one who thinks that Joe and Billie are looking at each other in the banner picture, and then imagines Joe hitting on Billie.
You are in excellent company, mon frere.
And then Billie hitting Joe.
In that scenario, such an outcome seems all but inevitable.
Hitting as in flirting or as in beating Joe up?
That last panel is HILARIOUS! Look at Danny’s face!
He seems to be making that FAAAAAACEEEE a lot.
That FACE pops up whenever he sees a chance to use his PENIS!
I have no clue how to express my happy. So…
heifua lscnernc sdcserfglero gssssss
Is that Welsh?
I just spit out my drink. Good one.
I think what really makes me laugh about this is the fact Danny actually THOUGHT this outcome could be avoided. I mean it’s Joe. The only head he is capable of thinking with is the one in his pants and logic never applies down there.
But what I’d love to see is how Joe’s family reacts to this news. I mean, Joe is still 17 or 18 years old. I can’t imagine most parents being very happy that their barely legal child is essentially amateur porn star. Unless one or both of them is as big of a horn dog as he. Either reaction though I bet could prove comedy gold.
Honestly? I can already think of a few dads who would scold their sons for this kind of behavior in public, then high-five them once nobody was looking. Hell, I can think of a few moms as well.
“It´s an open relationship, ladies.”
….
“With my penis!”
Come on, i wasn´t the only one who thought of that reading the article´s title, ne? XD
It may be that there are things one cannot write in a student newspaper, even in a quote for an article about a sex tape.
I agree. This wouldn’t be something the campus newspaper could get away with, especially with the political ties. I mean, they would write it anyway, of course, but the university backlash would be imminent.
I can only say that being an older woman’s boy toy is a huge, glittering pile of purest awesome.
LOL. I wonder how robin is in this universe, she is probably either super serious and calm. Especially since she wasn’t made super hyper by the aliens.
Please please David please make it so that Robin comes to see her sister some time through this series. I want to see what she’s like.
Cutting away before either Joyce or Billie hop in the shower. Willis, how could you? There were uh…vital plot points that needed to be explored! And character development! You’ve robbed your own characters of important opportunities to grow! Or something….
Robbed the readership of opportunities to grow, you mean…
with their penis…es
I don’t plan on showing any boobies, but we’ll be seeing Walky’s penis every Thursday.
It’s Lil’ Walky!
Willis is breaking the mold- serving the ladies first.
I fully support this decision.
You’re going to due it whether we like it or not, right?
Willis, how could you? You lied to us!
Just stay classy.
Joe always seems to have the perfect shirt for each occasion.
It’s no wonder Joe has trouble satisfying Danny as a wingman. The guy just can’t appreciate anything he’s achieved!
(…with his penis.)
Maybe Joe just needs to show his penis in a better light, especially when relating to his Roomie.
Oh Lordy! Another last name!
What?
Some people are keen, but only a few people are Keener.
(For those unaware of the cast pages, this can be a revelation.)
Ooooohhhh.
Awesome. I hope that Joe always lives up to this classy, classy standard.
Why does this seem like something my cousin would do? (He’s the kinda guy to walk into an abbey and come out with a Nun in each arm.)
Billie beat Joe? :O
OH JOE. *lols to death*
Is the paper really called the Daily Student?
Seems…uncreative.
Student no less uncreative than advertiser, news, world, planet, star or gazette.
Planet….Dorothy….Glasses….Amazi-girl.
GUYS, I’VE FIGURED IT OUT!
Well of course! Ya got your thinking coc– er, cap on!
Sorry, that’s condom cap to you.
That’s condom cap to you.
You shouldn’t be wearing that shirt, Joe.
I would like a shirt with “Your Mom+A nickle=Prostitute”
You take that fucking shirt ooff now
This is still my favorite DoA strip. The text on the newspaper is perfect, and Joe’s thumbs-up is priceless.
If Danny wasn’t such a wimp, Joe would probably have a fist shaped dent in his face
I just realized that Dorothy’s last name is Keener, which is hilariously ironic, as keener is Canadian slang for someone who studies way too hard and often shows it off in the classroom.
I would so buy that shirt.