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by David M Willis on January 14, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - But the Sun Still Shines
└ Tags: jennifer, lucy, ruth, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 14, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    the 22-year-old doesn’t happen to be one of the staff serving the food…?

    also agree on high school pizza

    • Jimi
      Jimi
      January 14, 2019 at 4:17 am | #

      Is this high school pizza thing just a universal constant??? I mean, my college’s pizza was actually great, but my high school’s pizza was all homemade and amazing and stuff, so better. No, it wasn’t a private school, just had a relatively good staff running lunch.

      • Knayt
        Knayt
        January 14, 2019 at 5:05 am | #

        It’s very much not. Our pizza was garbage, to the point where students went to a nearby Little Caesars as a better alternative.

        • Yet_One_More_Idiot
          Yet_One_More_Idiot
          January 14, 2019 at 5:16 pm | #

          My secondary school, the lunches were …pretty meh. 4th and 5th years were allowed to leave the school grounds during lunch hour, so we basically all went to the McDonalds just around the corner. Then down to the train station where there was this cool video arcade centre, and spent the rest of our lunch hour (and our lunch money) there. xD

          Those arcade games helped me to not gain as much weight for a couple of years in my teens there. In exchange, I temporarily became awesome at Daytona USA. xD

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          January 14, 2019 at 6:06 pm | #

          If I were judging objectively, our high school pizza was on the level of Totino’s

          However, our college’s pizza was like literal grease discs and I never ate it, while high school Totino’s is ok but I do crave it lots, like Pizza Hut pan pizza

        • me
          me
          January 14, 2019 at 6:56 pm | #

          Ours either had almost no sauce, or things would slide off. No happy medium, and no good pizza. Jalepeno corn dogs on the other hand…..

    • Batman
      Batman
      January 14, 2019 at 2:26 pm | #

      You’re like the Justin Y. of this webcomic’s comment section, except I’ve been reading your comments on here much longer than I’ve seen his anywhere. So other way around, I guess.

      Also, my high school was really small, so it was more cost effective to just hire a private chef rather than a corporate food service, so our pizza was delicious. The food would be the only reason I’d ever go visit.

    • PSadlon
      PSadlon
      January 14, 2019 at 7:57 pm | #

      Not a universal thing
      Representative of my highschool’s pizza
      Representative of my college’s pizza

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        January 14, 2019 at 8:01 pm | #

        That rectangle pizza was the best, and I will crave it until I die.

        • PSadlon
          PSadlon
          January 14, 2019 at 8:10 pm | #

          Overspiced watered down meat sauce & greasy cheese on matzo-like crust vs. Pizza Hut quality. Both did in a pinch but is it any wonder I stopped by a real pizza place on my way home when I could.

    • Romanticide
      Romanticide
      January 24, 2019 at 12:44 am | #

      We didn’t have pizza on mine but they had a concesion with a local restaurant and omg I regret not buying more of those nachos.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    January 14, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    “Billie!”

    “Lucy!”

    “Billie!”

    “Ruth!”

    “Walky!“

    • UniqueSnowflake2
      UniqueSnowflake2
      January 14, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

      “Chief!”

      “McCloud!”

      • KingMonster
        KingMonster
        January 14, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

        In before KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

        • Annonymouse
          Annonymouse
          January 14, 2019 at 12:20 pm | #

          Hoooooogaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

    • PB
      PB
      January 14, 2019 at 12:56 am | #

      BULLWINKLE!

      Sorry. My time in the GSA/Drama club Rocky shadowcasts at college flashed before my eyes.

    • Unfeignedship
      Unfeignedship
      January 14, 2019 at 1:16 am | #

      BRING ME THANOS!

    • insomniac
      insomniac
      January 14, 2019 at 1:27 am | #

      “Janet!”

      “Dr. Scott!”

      “Janet!”

      “Brad!”

      “Rocky!”

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        January 14, 2019 at 3:02 pm | #

        “Grunt”

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      January 14, 2019 at 1:38 am | #

      Tetsuo!

      Kaneda!

    • Deadjolras
      Deadjolras
      January 14, 2019 at 1:44 am | #

      DONKEY!

    • CastawayJ
      CastawayJ
      January 14, 2019 at 1:55 am | #

      ROCKY!

      • Bobcat
        Bobcat
        January 14, 2019 at 2:05 am | #

        Adrianne!

        • MatsuoTanuki
          MatsuoTanuki
          January 14, 2019 at 2:12 am | #

          Nora!

          • JoeCovenant
            JoeCovenant
            January 14, 2019 at 3:10 am | #

            STELLAAAAAAA!!

            • CianM1301
              CianM1301
              January 14, 2019 at 5:26 am | #

              WIIIILLMAAAA!!

              • fire_daws
                fire_daws
                January 14, 2019 at 6:15 am | #

                JETSOOONNNNNNN!

                • LauraS
                  LauraS
                  January 14, 2019 at 8:24 am | #

                  KHAAAAAN!

                • LookingIn
                  LookingIn
                  January 14, 2019 at 10:09 am | #

                  YOGI!!!!!

                • keithcurtis
                  keithcurtis
                  January 14, 2019 at 10:40 am | #

                  HOGAAAN!

                • Annonymouse
                  Annonymouse
                  January 14, 2019 at 12:43 pm | #

                  MAX!!!!!

                • Batman
                  Batman
                  January 14, 2019 at 2:27 pm | #

                  Snake!?

                  Snake?!?!?

                  SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!?!?!?

                • Batman
                  Batman
                  January 14, 2019 at 2:33 pm | #

                  or, alternatively:

                  LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  January 14, 2019 at 3:02 pm | #

                  Gary?

                • MatthewTheLucky
                  MatthewTheLucky
                  January 14, 2019 at 6:45 pm | #

                  Donkey!

                • AGV
                  AGV
                  January 15, 2019 at 3:18 am | #

                  Steeeeveeeen!!!

    • FacelessDeviant
      FacelessDeviant
      January 14, 2019 at 3:41 am | #

      Dillon!

    • Abel Undercity
      Abel Undercity
      January 14, 2019 at 5:10 am | #

      “Janet!”

      “Dr. Scott!”

      “Janet!”

      “Brad!”

      “Rocky!”

    • merbrat
      merbrat
      January 14, 2019 at 11:01 am | #

      Norm!

    • Tan
      Tan
      January 14, 2019 at 11:03 am | #

      Wrex.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        January 14, 2019 at 6:01 pm | #

        Shepard.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      January 14, 2019 at 8:06 pm | #

      “INUYASHA!”

      “KAGOME!”

      • Deadjolras
        Deadjolras
        January 14, 2019 at 9:38 pm | #

        “SASUKE!”

        “NARUTO!”

  3. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    January 14, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    I’m going to be honest and say I think Ruth deserves better. Alas, this isn’t the smarting of age.

    Also, high school pizza was the bomb. I don’t know why or how it was better than everything else I’ve ever eaten. Especially with corn.

    • Sam
      Sam
      January 14, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      She deserves better than this reaction at the absolute minimum.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 14, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      I don’t know how they made those little pencil eraser pepperonis taste better than real pepperonis, but one day I will discover the secret!

      Then I will open a pizzaria with “Those little pencil eraser pepperonis you remember from high school and which you’ve been missing all these years and haven’t realized until you read this sentence, so order them and become complete” as a topping option.

      My pizza restaurant will put all others out of business, I will become a trillionaire, and then rule the world!

      …Holy shit, I think I just figured out Galasso.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        January 14, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

        I loved those pizzas with the eraser shaped pepperonis on them, they were delicious. The pepperonis on Totinos are slightly similar in shape but not quite in flavor, at least to the ones we had.

        • hueloovoo
          hueloovoo
          January 14, 2019 at 12:36 am | #

          Which is why Totinos makes the most delicious freezer pizzas out there. If they ever perfect the recipe, they will dominate the freezer aisles.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      January 14, 2019 at 10:40 am | #

      While I am often the first to compare myself to Billie (like yesterday), this is completely foreign to me. When I started making out with girls in highschool, I was like “oh – guess I’m gay” and never had this “I kiss girls but am still straight” thing that Billie has.

      Cause yeah, if I was Billie in this situation, I’d be all like “yeah Lucy, this is the RA I totes seduced. She’s my girlfriend now. Isn’t she sexy and awesome? I bet you wish you had a girlfriend as awesome as mine.”

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        January 14, 2019 at 10:57 am | #

        I think Billie’s issue is more that being affectionate and loving with someone is not alphabongoy. Her new dorm sees her exactly the way she wants to be seen, and if she’s seen being anything other than former head cheerleader and totally cool person who everyone tries to be like that facade will start cracking and eventually crumble, and then she’d have to deal with being (and being seen as) depressed Billie with a drinking problem again.

        • Bluesnake462
          Bluesnake462
          January 14, 2019 at 12:08 pm | #

          I don’t really think Billie has an issue with her sexuality considering she’s pretty open about it with most people and in public. I think she just might be bisexual Sunny is right about her just trying to portray a certain image to her new dorm.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            January 14, 2019 at 2:30 pm | #

            She does have something of an issue with it, in the sense that she’s denied being any kind of queer. She’s just a normal girl who likes girls sometimes like everyone does.
            She’s pretty clearly bisexual, but she wouldn’t say that. Probably because her alpha bongo cheerleader self-image doesn’t mesh with her image of queerness. She’s fine with the kissing girls part and doesn’t have any issue with people knowing it, but just doesn’t want to be associated with some label that suggests she’s something weird.

            • Sam
              Sam
              January 14, 2019 at 3:43 pm | #

              She has said she is bisexual before to Becky who said it wasn’t real which irritated Billie but she flipflops on whether that it is real or not herself, telling Howard it was made up for porn. Billie definitely has some internal biphobia to work out and it is tied to her image – she has said she thinks ‘it is inevitable’ to Joyce a.k.a. all girls will like some girls at some point, that is totes what happens to all girls, not at all an experience only some people have.

              • Sol Karas
                Sol Karas
                January 14, 2019 at 5:51 pm | #

                … what? No she hasn’t. The only interaction with Billy/Becky that I could find WRT Billy’s sexuality was this:

                http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/02-this-is-the-way-that-we-love/fancy/

                Where BILLY has the issue of being labelled as any form of queer and Becky’s like “uh okay then”.

                • Sam
                  Sam
                  January 14, 2019 at 7:42 pm | #

                  My apologies, I guess my memory was playing tricks on me. I thought she had said it – probably my brain taking shortcuts as brains tend to do.

                • Deadjolras
                  Deadjolras
                  January 14, 2019 at 9:53 pm | #

                  They did have more interactions about it (kind of). This one might be the one Sam is remembering, though: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/sneaking/

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                January 14, 2019 at 7:37 pm | #

                Billie said she liked girls sometimes, but everyone did, so it wasn’t weird. Becky said you can’t like both. Neither used the word bisexual, because Billie thinks bisexuality is a porn thing.

          • BassBone
            BassBone
            January 14, 2019 at 7:08 pm | #

            She vehemently denied being gay and said “I’M NOT GAY! Sometimes I like a girl.” She is not aware that bisexuality is a thing.

        • Jenna
          Jenna
          January 14, 2019 at 6:17 pm | #

          This. Yes. This strikes me more as an issue of being uncomfortable with her new community seeing her as a vulnerable human, who she is ashamed to be, rather than an inherent issue with Ruth. Also, coming out is hard. And you have to do it repeatedly, and it is not a straightforward thing.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            January 14, 2019 at 9:40 pm | #

            Still not really coming out here though. She’s never had much problem with that – at least as far as people knowing she’s into girls. She’s not okay with the labels for reasons.
            The Forrest girls know she’s slept with Ruth. That’s not the issue. It’s that vulnerable human part.

  4. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    January 14, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    WOAH! I get not wanting to be associated with Walky and Joyce (Get, not like) but that’s serious fucking shade, whether it’s Billie not wanting to be seen with Ruth or that she doesn’t want Lucy to know she’s gay/bi

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      January 14, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      Its kind of bizarre that she can seduce her bisexual RA but apparently not have feelings.

      Toxic Femininity exists in Forest Quad it seems. Which…is a thing apparently there.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 14, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

      She’s been treating Ruth like a conquest rather than a girlfriend over at her new dorm. She booted Joyce out when she was trying to tell them how cute she and Ruth’s relationship was.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        January 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

        “Real women can have sex with partners but not feel for them. Also, they can only be angry and cool all the time.”
        – Said no one ever until the people at Forest Quad.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 14, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

          I don’t recall angry, in their defence.

          • C.T Phipps
            C.T Phipps
            January 14, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

            Mind you, I’m making a joke about male chauvinist stereotypes which Billie kind of weirdly has a gender inverted version going on.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              January 14, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

              Ah, I see, I didn’t realize you were joking.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

        I don’t think it’s so much that as that Billie’s never actually *dated* a girl before, as part of it. It’s come up before that even her highschool “ex” was a with-benefits thing that clearly meant more to the other girl than Billie, judging by how hurt they seemed.

        Hmm, has Billie *dated* anybody, come to think of it? She was sexually active, but that doesn’t necessarily mean anything in terms of relationships.

        We do at the very least see that Billie endeavors to not showcase any vulnerability around the “nerd wing” people to maintain her status, whether she’s trying to or not. It feels like she’s backsliding on her previously rejecting her highschool mentality and giving up defining herself as head cheerleader anymore.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 14, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

          Billie’s told Ruth she’s not very experienced at dating, but she told those in her new quad that she came onto Ruth hot and heavy because she takes what she wants. That’s treating Ruth more like a conquest than a girlfriend. Her booting out Joyce when Joyce tried to talk about them as a relationship also is not a good look.

          • Makkabee
            Makkabee
            January 15, 2019 at 3:16 am | #

            She booted out Joyce when Joyce started talking about her being flawed and vulnerable and human.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              January 20, 2019 at 4:17 pm | #

              Said vulnerability was about how Billie smiles adorably when Ruth’s around.

      • Illjwamh
        Illjwamh
        January 14, 2019 at 1:55 am | #

        Billie’s new dorm is not good for her at all. She’s basically a recovering alcoholic trapped in a liquor store that’s giving out free samples.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 14, 2019 at 2:15 am | #

          [Dr. Evil fingerquotes]

          “Recovering”

      • Kinoko
        Kinoko
        January 14, 2019 at 2:37 pm | #

        Yeah, what BBCC said about treating Ruth like a conquest and not wanting the actual intimacy in their relationship to be known in her new dorm, because she’s crafting an image for herself there where she’s intimidating.

        But the other residents of Forest Quad themselves have absolutely not exhibited this behavior. They are impressed with her confidence, because they are easily impressed. But they never WANTED Billie to be that way in the first place. They’re simply reacting to Billie-as-presented, unaware that that’s not really who she is.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 14, 2019 at 2:42 pm | #

          Though when it came up she started equivocating and they jumped right in with “she did seduce her” and “you’re a damn bad ass” and it was only with that she jumped on the “yeah I take it” line.

          They kind of prompted her to go with the conquest thing.

          • Kinoko
            Kinoko
            January 14, 2019 at 2:47 pm | #

            That’s a fair point. To me, it sounded like they’d heard gossip about her that were trying to get verified, and Billie opted to play it in her favor rather than being vulnerable about her situation and her feelings.
            They’re enabling her, but they don’t realize it.

        • Kinoko
          Kinoko
          January 14, 2019 at 2:46 pm | #

          I really don’t understand why folks keep claiming:
          A) Forest Quad is toxic
          No. Billie is toxic, and they aren’t aware they’re enabling her.
          B) Lucy is out to dethrone Billie and steal her popularity
          No. Lucy is simply concerned that her dorm-mates are following Billie’s lead blindly and still wants everyone to be friends.
          C) Forest Quad hates relationships with feelings??
          No. Billie said she seduced Ruth for sex, and they believed her.
          D) Forest Quad is homophobic???
          No. Billie was up-front that she screwed her female RA and they were impressed with Billie’s prowess.

          Like, people can act in ways that are frustrating and contrary to what you want / what’s best for you without having any ill intent toward you whatsoever.

          • Illjwamh
            Illjwamh
            January 15, 2019 at 8:59 pm | #

            Forest Quad IS toxic to *Billie specifically*. As you say, they’re enabling her without realizing it, but whether they realize it or not, they’re still doing.

            I wouldn’t even say “enabling”, but “encouraging”.

    • Norah
      Norah
      January 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

      Billie already told her new dorm mates that she was moved because of fucking the RA. RA’s are same-sex, so they know she’s gay or bi. But she’s wearing glasses, something she didn’t want her new dorm mates to see. She told them she moved on Ruth (she said saw what she wanted and took it) and maybe it’d come out that it didn’t happen that way.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        January 14, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

        Apparently, the people at Forrest Quad have no real life prejudices but many many unique fantasy ones.

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          January 14, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

          That or it’s all Billie’s insecurity and they’d be just as impressed by the real Billie, or at the very least like her just as much

          • Emily
            Emily
            January 14, 2019 at 7:35 am | #

            Considering how they reacted to the idea of her wearing glasses, I’m gonna say nah they’re just incomprehensibly shallow human beings.

            • Kinoko
              Kinoko
              January 14, 2019 at 2:28 pm | #

              It’s not that they’re shallow. It’s that the image Billie has been very intentionally presenting over in Forest Quad is held together by a few precarious threads. Ditching her glasses was part of a play to get people to see her differently with little effort. While obviously, yes, people with glasses can be confident and cool, this was an assumption of *Billie’s*, not her new dorm-mates. She changed a few surface-level details because she knows how they look *on her*, and then played up to their expectations.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 14, 2019 at 6:31 am | #

      There’s also Billie’s weird thing about not being lesbian or bi, just liking girls like normal girls do.

    • Clif
      Clif
      January 14, 2019 at 9:42 am | #

      Damn it Lucy, you should have done your stalking online. Billie, you didn’t get your question answered. Ignore Walky and ask it again. If you don’t make this about Lucy invading your privacy the other alternatives are not going to work out well for you.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 14, 2019 at 10:19 am | #

        If you make it about that, it’s going to work out even worse, though you’ll be able to keep the bandage on a little longer.
        Rip it off.

        • Clif
          Clif
          January 14, 2019 at 11:36 pm | #

          Rip it off. – thejeff. (Saved to quote on Valentines Day)

          • Clif
            Clif
            January 14, 2019 at 11:37 pm | #

            Or other inopportune times.

  5. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 14, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh, Ruth. This might be very unpleasant for both of you.

    Also, Walky, if you don’t leave soon, Sal’s gonna see you when she eventually leaves your room.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 14, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      * her room

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      January 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      Ruth already looks confused and mildly hurt in panel 4, I can only imagine this is going to get worse before it gets better. As much as I don’t want Ruth to have to deal with that, I also don’t want Billie to keep doing it either.

      • AntJ
        AntJ
        January 14, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

        We’re still 31 strips away from Valentine’s Day!

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          January 14, 2019 at 8:50 am | #

          Much further in-comic time.

    • Dana
      Dana
      January 14, 2019 at 1:13 am | #

      I’m just hoping Ruth will be as quick to call Billie out on this shit as I expect.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 14, 2019 at 2:17 am | #

      Billie just took the wind out of Ruth’s sails.

      That may have spared Walky’s femurs as an uninteded consequence, but at what cost?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 14, 2019 at 7:08 am | #

        And it’s so pointless. Even for maintaining her rep in Forest.

        Lucy clearly saw her clinging to Ruth with her goofy smile. Jumping away now doesn’t change that.

        • Emily
          Emily
          January 14, 2019 at 7:36 am | #

          When has Billie ever shown herself to be a person who makes sensible choices that take other people’s feelings into consideration?

  6. lilyliv
    lilyliv
    January 14, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Where did you guys with good pizza go to high school? Asking for a friend whose high school never gave him good pizza. (That friend is me.)

    • lilyliv
      lilyliv
      January 14, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      (But also, poor Ruth. This is gonna hurt.)

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      January 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      I miss the buffalo chicken pizza I used to get at lunch in high school, and I don’t know if that’s just an odd bit of nostalgia or if it was actually good.

      I also miss the Bosco Sticks of middle school lunches. I got some frozen ones from the store once, but it wasn’t the same experience.

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        January 14, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

        OH MY GOD SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAD THE BOSCO STICKS! They had them in the ala carte line at my high school! They were so good but eventually (for government reasons detailed in my comment further below) my school replaced them for a cheaper substitute which was like…weird breadsticks with parmesan on them. Those were eventually replaced as well, with some really stiff and gross breadsticks that looked like overcooked pizza crust. God I miss the bosco sticks…

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      January 14, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

      My high school pizza was edible, and that’s about the best I can say about it. But, that was a long time ago, so maybe school pizza technology has improved since then.

    • whatevsman
      whatevsman
      January 14, 2019 at 1:01 am | #

      my school just bought papa johns and called it a day. not that i got to partake of it after a while.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      January 14, 2019 at 2:19 am | #

      My high school pizza was meh. $1.25 for a rectangular slice the size of an index card. Much of the other food followed the same quality and quantity, assuming I didn’t have a small peanut butter and honey sandwich from home.

      Hmm, now I realize why I felt so bonked out at cross-country practice.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 14, 2019 at 2:22 am | #

      My school system got really lousy pizza from some local place that’s thankfully now defunct. Thin bready crust, plain sauce, no spices, oily cheese, they had it all. Domino’s, Little Ceasars, or Papa Ginos would have all been massive improvements. But hey, “all kids love pizza” and it was the cheapest so that’s what they always ordered.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 14, 2019 at 7:09 am | #

        The idea of Domino’s being a massive improvement is somewhat terrifying.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 14, 2019 at 9:00 am | #

          Yeah, they would have been better off ordering cases of those square Elio’s pizzas, and those aren’t that great either!

          Celeste makes the best crappy, frozen, under-a-buck microwave pizza.

    • Mel
      Mel
      January 14, 2019 at 9:31 am | #

      Our high school had a local pizza chain doing it. It wasa amazing

  7. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    January 14, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Ruth just looks so betrayed and confused by Billie removing her hand like it was infected.

    “Wait, why are we hiding? Who are we hiding from? Am I a shame?”

  8. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    January 14, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Billlllliiiiieee, don’t give up your pissy red dandelion!

    • fire_daws
      fire_daws
      January 14, 2019 at 6:09 am | #

      Okay, that comment got a giggle out of me.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        January 14, 2019 at 3:21 pm | #

        Billie used it here, and I’d like to think it’s now a pet name.

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/manager/

  9. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    January 14, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    *tilts head* . . .I don’t get the reactions here. Is Billie embarrassed that Lucy saw her and Ruth holding hands? Is she afraid that her cool new rep at her new dorm might get ruined? I’m not even going to try and get what Ruth’s face is telling here.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 14, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/salacious/

      Part one.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/insecurities/

        Part two.

        • letrival
          letrival
          January 14, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

          I just hope that this reaction leads them to a serious and productive conversation about their relationship (and how Billie is desperately clinging to her cheerleader status)

          I also think that Billie is reluctant to admit that she’s bi(?) because that’s still a relatively new thing for her. I don’t think we’ve seen her really address it outside of “oh, I guess this is a thing now”

          • cbwroses
            cbwroses
            January 14, 2019 at 12:39 am | #

            It would seem that she was bi in hs as well, going by what Walky implied went on between Billie and that other cheerleader girl.
            So not too new to the experience, but more so she has to come to tems with there being nothing wrong, shameful, or embarrassing about it.

          • Zero
            Zero
            January 14, 2019 at 1:44 am | #

            She had a girlfriend in high school and told Joyce that being interested in both boys and girls was “basically inevitable.”

            Now to be fair, that statement is one that definitely screams “is bisexual but assumes this is a universal experience and doesn’t know self is bisexual.”

            The opposite of Danny, who assumed that being attracted to only one gender is universal and therefore he could not exist.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            January 14, 2019 at 7:26 am | #

            It’s not that new. There was Alice back in high school.
            But Billie isn’t bi. She identifies as straight. Or more probably “normal”, with all the baggage tied up in that. (Actually, I suspect she really identifies as “cheerleader” and being straight is linked up with those stereotypes.)
            She’s actively rejected being labeled as queer.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              January 14, 2019 at 11:10 am | #

              Word of Willis is she is bi, but yeah, she’s calling herself straight right now.

        • whatevsman
          whatevsman
          January 14, 2019 at 1:03 am | #

          oooooh, i get it now. somehow forgot about that

          dammit Billie, that’s mad uncool.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      January 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

      I think Ruth is confused why she jerked away like she was unclean.

    • Blanche Quizno
      Blanche Quizno
      January 14, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

      I think you’re right, that Billie has leaped into reputation-protecting damage control toward this member of her new dorm “tribe” (with whom she has high status and influence), AND she’s reacted as if the fact that she and Ruth are an item will threaten that.

      The most dangerous panel, IMHO, is #4, in which Ruth starts to realize that, as far as Billie is concerned, she comes in second to Billie’s ego and self-importance – Ruth is a *liability* to Billie. Shouldn’t Ruth be an *asset* to someone who loves her? Isn’t that the *least* Ruth deserves as someone who is loved? If she is truly loved, that is. Billie’s now got some SERIOUS real-world-relationship damage control she needs to come to terms with. It is time for Billie to drop the façade, the mask, the persona, and identify who she is and BE that person.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        January 14, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

        Billie has repeatedly stated who she is and chooses to be. The problem is people keep trying to ask her to be more.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 14, 2019 at 7:27 am | #

          The problem is actually that the things she’s stated conflict. Or at least she thinks they do.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      January 14, 2019 at 2:22 am | #

      I’m wondering what Lucy’s reaction is there in the last panel.

      • No Name
        No Name
        January 14, 2019 at 6:10 pm | #

        “Oh, I shouldn’t have said that.”

  10. Blanche Quizno
    Blanche Quizno
    January 14, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Gaah! 11th at best!

  11. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    January 14, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    like it was neeeeeeeeeeerdsville
    where i was born
    a million miles away
    all the trees were green
    in neeeeeeeeeerdsville

  12. Badgermole
    Badgermole
    January 14, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    But.. Billie’s new dorm knows she has a girlfriend? I’m almost sure of this but too lazy to dig up the strip. Why would she not want Lucy to know she’s with Ruth then?

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      January 14, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      No, they think she seduced the RA as a sort of sexual power play. She’s a high school cheerleader and they do that, apparently.

      Billie has no man or woman to tie her down.

      • Badgermole
        Badgermole
        January 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

        In that case, Billie is giving cheerleaders a bad name.

        • Bladeglory
          Bladeglory
          January 14, 2019 at 12:38 am | #

          Did she ever give them a good name? Walky’s mentioned they used to shove him into lockers (exaggeration?). And then there was the D.U.I. (or rather, getting caught being a teenage alcoholic)

          Billie has reverted to Drama Hurricane mode. (assuming you believe she ever lost that title)

          • Knayt
            Knayt
            January 14, 2019 at 3:27 am | #

            Shoving people into lockers might be intended as an exaggeration in this case, but it’s definitely a thing that actually happens. As far as I know it didn’t happen at my highschool, but my middle school? I saw it happen there with my own eyes multiple times (then subsequently unlocked some of those lockers).

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      January 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

      The way she has portrayed her relationship with Ruth has been very different at her new dorm. She has acted like she seduced and conquered Ruth rather than being honest with their rather messed up circumstances. Which if she didn’t want to share those circumstances then fine, but lying was not acceptable.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        January 14, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

        Lying is perfectly acceptable if you don’t give a shit about the people involved. That’s the first rule of Cheerleader Club.

        The second rule is not to give a shit about anyone.

        • Blanche Quizno
          Blanche Quizno
          January 14, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

          I think you have your rule numbers switched.

          • C.T Phipps
            C.T Phipps
            January 14, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

            Its sort of like the revision to the Green Lanterns Code.

            The first rule is that you can lethal force against the Sinestro Corps.

            The second rule is you can use lethal force against anybody.

  13. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    January 14, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Lucy saw Billie have human affection and glasses.

    I’m not sure she can be allowed to live.

  14. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    January 14, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Billie, you really need a reality check. Also it seems like Lucy already sees what is going on here, and while I don’t advocate crashing Billie’s world down around her and forcing her to deal with the fallout… No wait, that’s exactly what I’m advocating. Lucy won’t do it because she is too nice, but Ruth doesn’t deserve it and Billie can’t keep acting like this.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      January 14, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      Lucy will, of course, be kicked out as the lying liar who lies.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        January 14, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

        Lying-ly.

        • C.T Phipps
          C.T Phipps
          January 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

          I mean, geez, Lucy, we knew you were jealous but this is just petty.

    • Dana
      Dana
      January 14, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

      I advocate inviting Ruth to movie night.

    • Emily
      Emily
      January 14, 2019 at 7:42 am | #

      Honestly, the nice thing to do here would be to tell Ruth what Billie is doing. It’s not nice to Billie but this isn’t a situation where you can be nice to everyone and Billie is definitely the one least deserving of it here.

      • Drunk Mike
        Drunk Mike
        January 14, 2019 at 1:02 pm | #

        Sadly, I don’t think Lucy has it in her.

  15. Tacos
    Tacos
    January 14, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    I don’t think I’ve ever had good school pizza.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 14, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      My schools only bought pizzas with cheese.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        January 14, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

        We were able to get either cheese or pepperoni but either the cheese would be really dry, it’d be super greasy to the point that the paper it was placed on would be completely see through, soggy, or some combination of greasy and soggy.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 14, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

          The cheese at my high school looked watery and the pepperoni looked thick. Ick. I couldn’t eat it because cheese, but it did not look appetizing.

          My elementary school ordered from pizza restaurants for pizza lunch days because we didn’t have a cafeteria. Fun times.

    • Axel
      Axel
      January 14, 2019 at 3:55 pm | #

      My high school didn’t have a cafeteria, but the grad class would sell slices of panago pizza as a fundraiser. I volunteered at least once in my year because it meant a free slice, whatever leftovers you wanted, and an excuse to be late for class.

      My college had a cafeteria but I don’t know that I ever tried the pizza. My husband went to a different campus and they had one not great cafeteria, in the business side, and one amazing one run by the chef students in the trade side where he was, but they didn’t serve pizza.

      • Axel
        Axel
        January 14, 2019 at 3:57 pm | #

        in the original version of this, which disappeared when I briefly lost wifi, I included that they sold two cheese, two pepperoni, and a veggie.

  16. Roger
    Roger
    January 14, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    i mean Billie you did create this problem yourself, dunkass

  17. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    January 14, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    *looks in the fridge at the leftover pizza*
    Bah, i think that can wait till later.

    • Blanche Quizno
      Blanche Quizno
      January 14, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

      It’s *fine* until it’s furry.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 14, 2019 at 2:11 am | #

      When it comes to pizza left over from last night, I just reheat it for breakfast the next day.

      • Liquid Len
        Liquid Len
        January 14, 2019 at 10:19 am | #

        For me, leftover pizza, like revenge, is a dish best served cold.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          January 14, 2019 at 6:03 pm | #

          I tried it cold once, I popped into the microwave after that first bite.

  18. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    Unintended burns are the best burns.

  19. Piotr W
    Piotr W
    January 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    Billie proves, once and for all, what a horrible person she is. Ugh.

  20. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    January 14, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

    The pizza at my high school might as well have been cardboard with cheese on it! …Then again I’m in a poor area with bad test scores from the majority of students, in the South, and this was during the time of ye fabled ‘no child left behind’. So the budget at my school for food was like…a penny.

    Also I feel so bad for poor Ruth here. I mean, don’t get me wrong, people have reasons for not liking Ruth. Good reasons. But I think she’s been doing right by Billie consistently, and Billie had been doing right by her…except for this moment. And anything to do with her new dorm, because her bragging about Ruth as a conquest was very cringey. Ruth is now aware that Billie…is almost embarrassed of her? At least, embarrassed to admit to others that she loves her. She’d rather make people think Ruth’s just a piece of ass.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      January 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      I think that it goes beyond almost embarrassed when you’re actually embarrassed.

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        January 14, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

        I mostly say almost embarrassed because the expression on Billie’s face here isn’t exactly embarrassed. I’m grasping at straws to come up with the right word, but it’s basically Billie being…Billie! She doesn’t want people to think she has weak dumb feelings of romance. She doesn’t want to let people in or be anything less than top tier cream of the crop. I guess it’s a mixture of pride, insecurity, fear, and awful self-worth issues.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      January 14, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

      “Cheese on cardboard is still cheese.”
      – Ron Stoppable

  21. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    January 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    There is a missing panel. Panel six should be a close-up of Lucy, in homage to the climactic scene of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

    Also, I think this is the first time Lucy has seen Billie with glasses?

    • Antonio Tyler
      Antonio Tyler
      January 14, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

      Now I’ve got to watch that scene again.

  22. Antonio Tyler
    Antonio Tyler
    January 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    I once dated a 19 year old when I was 22ish before learning she was still in high school. She went to my college some didn’t know better.

    But I went to her prom. Which I should have known better than to do.

    I got a lot of disapproving looks. After she ditched me (can’t remember why but I’m sure I deserved it) I went to a party wirh my adult friends and drank to forget that awkwardness.

    Didn’t get to try the high school lunch.

    • Drunk Mike
      Drunk Mike
      January 14, 2019 at 1:11 am | #

      Sounds to me like you’re being too hard on yourself. That’s only a 3 year difference. Plus, if she was still in high school she was held back. So you only dated a high school girl on a technicality.

  23. Stu
    Stu
    January 14, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

    I think I called this back when Lucy was first roaming around the old dorms – that it could easily lead to the Billie’s unfortunate claims regarding Ruth to come back and bite her on the ass.

    • Stu
      Stu
      January 14, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

      And yep, posted about it twice on this page – http://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/02-but-the-sun-still-shines/allencompassing/

  24. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    January 14, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

    Oh darn, now she knows you like Ruth. Oh darn, now she can see you as a more real human being. Oh darn.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      January 14, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      Billie has been very clear that’s the one thing she doesn’t want or need.

      Oddly, she started dating Ruth because she didn’t want that.

  25. Rowan
    Rowan
    January 14, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

    Ruth’s :< face is breaking my heart

  26. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    January 14, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

    Poor Lucy will somehow get transferred to this hellish domain and be shunned by her former friends!

    SHUNNED.

    • Drunk Mike
      Drunk Mike
      January 14, 2019 at 1:14 am | #

      Given how quickly her friends picked billie over her, she might be better off.

  27. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    January 14, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

    I saw this coming way back. Billie is such a second-hander she’ll give up love before she gives up her admirers. But it’s too late. She’ll end up without either.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      January 14, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

      Not as long as Fox News exists.

      I fully perceive Bille’s career as White House Press Secretary for President DeSanto and later as a commentator with them.

      • Drunk Mike
        Drunk Mike
        January 14, 2019 at 12:50 pm | #

        Your assuming republicans would elect a hispanic woman as president. Tokenism will take you far, but not that far.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      January 14, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

      Of course, if you see yourself as worthless….

    • DR. GONZO
      DR. GONZO
      January 14, 2019 at 12:36 am | #

      Billie’s tragic flaw, then?

    • Dana
      Dana
      January 14, 2019 at 1:23 am | #

      I’m hopeful that this will play out with Billie getting her priorities in order. It’s going to take some pain for her to see the error of her ways.

  28. Speedball
    Speedball
    January 14, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

    “I needed those nerds to look up to me so I *pretended* to conquer this dorm instead of being emotionally destroyed most of the time.”

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      January 14, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

      Which is really conquering it by another name, isn’t it?

      • PB
        PB
        January 14, 2019 at 1:02 am | #

        Sometimes the winners write history. Other times it’s whoever got to the book first.

  29. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    January 14, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

    Goddamn, Billie. That’s messed up as hell.

  30. Deadjolras
    Deadjolras
    January 14, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

    Billie letting go of Ruth’s hand in panel 2 and then Ruth holding onto her own hand in panel 4 with this betrayed expression… I didn’t expect that to hit me as hard as it did.

  31. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    January 14, 2019 at 12:35 am | #

    Oh. But are you not, out? Billie? Or is that that Ruth can still be in trouble because you are still together? What. Is going on?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 14, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

      Billie is embarrassed to admit Ruth’s more than someone she banged to climb the social ladder.

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      January 14, 2019 at 1:20 am | #

      Ruth won’t get in trouble. They moved Billie to the other dorm so Ruth would not be her RA, so they could maintain their relationship.
      The problem wasn’t Ruth’s having a relationship w another student. It was having a relationship w a student she had authority over.

    • CJ
      CJ
      January 14, 2019 at 3:25 am | #

      She’s been lying to her new dormmates that she has no emotional relationship with Ruth, but juste banged her because she (Billie) is a badass.

    • Sam
      Sam
      January 14, 2019 at 8:13 pm | #

      Billie doesn’t want her new dormmates to see that she is a human being that genuinely cares about Ruth, has feelings and wears glasses. She wants them to see her as a perfect unquestionable cheerleader and give her adulation and praise she has done nothing to deserve.

  32. John
    John
    January 14, 2019 at 12:38 am | #

    My dorm cafeteria had great pizza!

    … on Parents’ Weekend, or when there were conferences or whatnot using our facilities (we didn’t get any of it then). The rest of the time it was horrific. French bread covered in ketchup and half-melted mozzarella, kept warm and soggy by steam.

    The food service from my college has been ruled unconstitutional to use in prisons, on account of being cruel and unusual punishment. I am not making this up.

  33. Electriccombines
    Electriccombines
    January 14, 2019 at 12:39 am | #

    God… Damn it, Willis. After the beautiful sweetness 🙁
    Ruth’s pain here it’s giving me an awful cramp in my old relationship memories. It’s really shitty to feel like your partner is ashamed of you and… Damn. 🙁

  34. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 14, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

    I feel like “Highschool lunch Pizza” is a euphemism of some kind here.

  35. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    January 14, 2019 at 12:51 am | #

    Mind you there’s nothing wrong if Billie doesn’t want to have a serious relationship right now and Ruth is far more committed than her partner. It happens. Billie is just a Freshman and has many more years to get her life in order and find that special someone.

    It is a time to be wild and carefree and rebellious.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      January 14, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

      Considering how emotional she’s gotten over Ruth’s well being and how much is assimilated into Ruth life and daily routine I feel like this is already quite serious to be honest – you know what….no we are not sit here after seeing like countless comic strips of these two being cutesy and write this off as “this isn’t all bad since they’re not that serious” especially counting the last 8 stripes these two have been in. This is Billie being slightly inconsiderate to Ruth for a split second because she panicked about keeping up an appearance. Nothing less nothing more.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 14, 2019 at 7:35 am | #

        It’s a little more, though I agree that they are serious.

        But it’s bringing into focus a conflict that’s been brewing for awhile, not just an inconsiderate split second. Billie’s been posing in her new dorm and that’s going to have to be torn down. I have faith she’ll choose Ruth, but there’s going to be drama before we get there.

  36. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    January 14, 2019 at 12:57 am | #

    If Lucy had ever given any indication of being mean-spirited, that feels like almost the bongoiest thing she could have said. Especially given Billie’s reaction.

    The interesting thing is Lucy’s face in the last panel, though. That doesn’t really look like “Oh crap, I just blurted out something stupid.” It almost looks like a disingenuous attempt at making that face. Hmm.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 14, 2019 at 5:24 am | #

      This may just be me but I think that, in the last panel today, Lucy is reacting because she can see in Ruth and Billie’s faces the out-of-control chain reaction to an argument or even a break-up building up.

    • fire_daws
      fire_daws
      January 14, 2019 at 6:32 am | #

      If Lucy was mean-spirited she could have said a lot worse things. I don’t know why some people have such a hate-train towards Lucy.

  37. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    January 14, 2019 at 12:58 am | #

    I don’t recall pizza ever being an option at any of the schools I ever went to.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 14, 2019 at 2:05 am | #

      Yeah, it seems to be a recent thing; I think that, at some point, someone pointed out that there didn’t seem to be a difference between school and prison canteen food.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 14, 2019 at 2:07 am | #

        Life was different back in the 20th century.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      January 14, 2019 at 4:30 am | #

      Time to play another round of “Who’s that Character” with Plasma Mongoose.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 14, 2019 at 6:04 pm | #

        Today’s character is my SU gemsona Vivianite.

  38. PB
    PB
    January 14, 2019 at 1:00 am | #

    II’m trying to figure out why Billie’s face looks like that in panel 5. Embarrassment/shame/“it’s all crashing down around me again”?

    She REALLY should have been going to those therapy sessions.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      January 14, 2019 at 4:31 am | #

      I think it’s panic, like she’s thinking ” oh no now they’re going to know I’m less than perfect, the jig is up.”

  39. BigDogLittleCat
    BigDogLittleCat
    January 14, 2019 at 1:17 am | #

    Ouch, poor Ruth. When push came to shove, Billie chose head-cheerleader popularity and image over Ruth. She’s still hung up about “being a lesbian.” Apparently head cheerleaders can’t be lesbians?
    I hope it’s not that she’s ashamed of Ruth herself.

    Ugh. There’s a reason Billie is low on my list of the main characters.

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      January 14, 2019 at 1:26 am | #

      Damn, I’d forgotten Billie didn’t give them the real story.
      Billie, you suck.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 14, 2019 at 1:43 am | #

      Billie’s not a lesbian. Neither is Ruth.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 14, 2019 at 2:08 am | #

      Apparently head cheerleaders can’t be lesbians?

      I always found it weirder that they weren’t all lesbians.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        January 14, 2019 at 2:29 am | #

        Porn lied to us!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          January 14, 2019 at 6:06 pm | #

          It often does which I am thankful as the last thing I want when I have pizza delivered is the delivery man offering me “more sausage”.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 14, 2019 at 7:39 am | #

      The issue here isn’t that she’s lesbian (or bi really (or normal, like she says)). They know she slept with Ruth.
      It’s that they saw it as a conquest and she leapt on board that theory to build her popularity and now doesn’t want them to know it’s a real relationship.

  40. Catman
    Catman
    January 14, 2019 at 1:23 am | #

    Yikes, that is a big oof. *yeets away*

  41. Arianod
    Arianod
    January 14, 2019 at 1:28 am | #

    Wow, that second panel almost hurt physically. Yikes.

  42. Thulcandran
    Thulcandran
    January 14, 2019 at 1:32 am | #

    Kept refreshing to see this page, and now I wish I hadn’t. Damn you, Willis.

  43. Drunk Mike
    Drunk Mike
    January 14, 2019 at 1:38 am | #

    Another interesting angle to this is Lucy has a chance to knock Billie down a peg, but revenge might conflict with her personal ethics.

  44. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 14, 2019 at 1:51 am | #

    Oh shit, now I’m worried about the future of the Billie and Ruth relationship.

  45. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 14, 2019 at 2:04 am | #

    Something tells me that Billie and Ruth may be in for an awkward conversation about emotionally healthy living environments and the way Billie has so totally but Read Hall behind her. So far behind her that I notice Billie is embarrassed to even hint to Lucy that Ruth is her girlfriend (at some point, Lucy needs to tell her that she already knows).

  46. kencineroar
    kencineroar
    January 14, 2019 at 2:04 am | #

    I honestly don’t understand sometimes how no one in the comic has called Billie out on what a rude person she is, or on her high schoolish behavior. Besides Dorothy calling her one-note, or Sarah being Sarah which would roll off her back anyway, I really can’t think of any strong examples. Like, even in my first year of university, someone being OPENLY obsessed with popularity and talking about it in such a high school manner all the time, or actually caring about people being “nerds” would be considered uber cringeworthy, and something a loser would do. Then again, people are easily misguided, and can believe you if you give off a convincing enough “alpha” persona.

    But I feel it’s a little strange that the people who hang around Billie the most, Joyce and Walky, are the ones she constantly belittles. I wouldn’t want to be around someone who constantly makes me feel like I lack value, and makes it clear they don’t actually want me around. Even Walky, who blurts out whatever’s on his mind at any given moment, and is constantly verbally attacked by her, seems to have some kind of pseudo-stockholm syndrome with regards to her behavior. I honestly find Mike to be a more pleasant character, because at least his assholishness is funny. Billie’s is just childish and grating.

    I hope this is the turning point. I hope that Ruth points out in no small words that Billie is a jerk, that her sneaky actions in the name of social status are immature, and that she (Ruth) can do better, especially after all the things they went through in order to NOT be a secret… but I don’t know that Ruth’s in the mental state where any of that would be clear or doable. I really hope this doesn’t impact Ruth’s healing, because she really deserves to find some peace. I wish that Lucy would say something, but she’s too nice. I could perhaps see a standoff though, if Billie keeps pushing her. If someone were constantly calling me a nerd in a derisive tone I’d be mocking them right back, and pointing out that popularity is something everyone craves to some extent, but it’s one of those things where if you actually talk about seeking it unironically you seem like an awkward person, which should actually lower your popularity.

    I dunno. I liked Billie for awhile, but the way she treats Walky, Joyce and Lucy really sets me off and reminds me of some people I know, people who in their 30s still haven’t done anything with their lives and who spend all day in dive bars flirting with lonely people and trying to impress old alcoholics, and who treat every situation and interaction as a power exchange and a way to gain ground.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      January 14, 2019 at 2:37 am | #

      My take:

      -Billie’s old acquaintancies (Walky et al) know her and probably don’t think confronting her isn’t going to do any good.

      -everybody else just thinks she’s an asshole and not worth the trouble, especially now that she’s in a different dorm.

      • GenJen
        GenJen
        January 14, 2019 at 3:26 am | #

        I don’t think Billy really interacted with the other people in her dorm that much outside of some of our core crew.

        -Her and Walky are friends who act like siblings. That’s their relationship. Walky knows exactly who she is but still comes to her for advice.

        -Her and Sal didn’t interact too much. Heck, Sal being gone was the catalyst for the Ruth trouble’s she had (Ruth straight up harassed her).
        – She isn’t any harsher on Joyce than Walky or Sarah is.
        -Everyone else she gets along with as well as other characters do

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 14, 2019 at 7:49 am | #

          Yeah, Billie and Walky’s relationship is very much a sibling one. Constantly sniping at each other, but also turning to and supporting each other when it’s needed. Billie went to Walky when she was at her low point – on the outs with Ruth.

          Also, Walky speaks fluent Billie-ese and knows what she means. And vice versa.

  47. DallyDaydream
    DallyDaydream
    January 14, 2019 at 2:26 am | #

    Billie no ;_;

  48. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    January 14, 2019 at 3:00 am | #

    I beg to differ – my high school’s pizza was awful. The only toppings were olive and pineapple and there was barely any tomato sauce. It was just cheesy bread stained red.

    • Mel
      Mel
      January 14, 2019 at 9:34 am | #

      I love pineapple and even I think this is the most bullshirt thing I’ve ever heard of

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        January 14, 2019 at 6:52 pm | #

        Right?

  49. GenJen
    GenJen
    January 14, 2019 at 3:08 am | #

    1. Going to that new hall was really bad for Billy. It pretty much sucked her back to HS. Second they met her they started stroking her ego and asking Questions. Billy is best around people who don‘t care or are like Joyce.

    2. I know people are on about Billie acting like Ruth was a conquest, but I think it‘s a bit deeper than that. Back when they had their 1st date ( this was Jan 2018 our time) she was a little weird about seriously dating a girl. I think she‘s trying hard to reconcile who she was, who she thought she was gonna be, and who she is. Even when I was out ( was even an officer of the college lgbt group) I kept it to myself in other situations. When your bi and still figuring things out in your head, it can be easier to just let people assume, even if you’re technically out.

    3. I still think Lucy being there is weird. Sorry. She’s a sweet girl and means the best, but I don’t see how you can’t see this situation as not being a bit invasive. She should’ve told Billy about the movie situation instead of side-stepping her and going to her old hall asking for strangers advice. Billie isn’t really the monster some of y’all make her out to be.

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      January 14, 2019 at 3:38 am | #

      She’s not a monster but I can see why Lucy decided to side-step seeing how all she did that very morning was say ‘good morning’, ‘we’re having a movie night, wanna come?’, and ‘do you want breakfast?’ and Billie left the room in a mood. So…the mood is definitely not one of ‘please talk to me anytime roomie!’. Plus she’s had no opportunity to talk to Billie before this because Billie’s been with Ruth all day after aforementioned grumpy leaving.

      • Swissaboo
        Swissaboo
        January 14, 2019 at 4:08 am | #

        There was also the “Too bad if you still want to sleep this is what you’ve got to deal with”

    • Drunk Mike
      Drunk Mike
      January 14, 2019 at 12:45 pm | #

      Billie’s problem isn’t being outed as gay/bi. Her problem is Ruth being outed as more than a conquest. In any case, she’s never done anything but belittle Lucy, so Lucy is not obligated to show her any consideration. And that’s assuming she knew she was crossing a line.

  50. chris73
    chris73
    January 14, 2019 at 3:49 am | #

    Ruth and Billie should never have happened in the first place so if this leads to break up then that’s good but this is just a really shitty way to find out just how important you are to someone

  51. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 14, 2019 at 4:12 am | #

    She realized, lolz

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 14, 2019 at 4:13 am | #

      No, wait a goddamn minute, she’s *amashed* to hold hand with Ruth in front of Lucy ?
      Bad Billie. BAD.

  52. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 14, 2019 at 4:27 am | #

    Basically, Billie has to decide: Ruth or her facile alpha-girl popularity. I honestly don’t know which way Billie will jump. I’m just hoping that it isn’t off Garbage Roof.

    What I think is likely to come out is how weak Billie’s self-esteem actually is and how desperately needs to be ‘the most popular girl in school’ just to maintain any sense of self worth. Ruth is in no position, mentally or emotionally, to be the carer for Billie; this is why their relationship isn’t likely to last long-term and it makes me worried for Ruth’s future.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      January 14, 2019 at 5:12 am | #

      It never was going to work long-term, not without a lot of emotional growth on both their parts. To start off with, Ruth manipulated Billie into this relationship, and from there it somehow grew into an unhealthy co-dependent relationship. I’ve yet to really see any evidence that Billie and Ruth actually share long-term relationship goals, things like starting a family, what are their views on career vs personal life, things that a lot of young couples neglect to consider when they’re all caught up in the passion of that initial romance.

      But regardless, that look on Ruth’s face when Billie just drops her hand like a hot potato made me sympathize with her a lot, because I’ve been in relationships like that where you realize that your partner is either ashamed of or feeling guilty about being with you, and you have to confront them about just how much you being together means to them. In some extreme cases, you might even be the mistress/boytoy on the side. Are you always going to be “the guilty secret” that none of their friends and family can ever know about?

      • Britt
        Britt
        January 14, 2019 at 8:38 am | #

        I don’t disagree that their relationship requires a lot of emotional growth on both their parts, but your point about them discussing ‘long-term relationship goals’ seems a bit much. They’re both very young and haven’t been dating too long. There’s a lot they need to work on in terms of having a long-term relationship WAY before discussing starting a family and career plans.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 14, 2019 at 10:17 am | #

          They’re just barely past the point of “We have no future because we’re going to drink ourselves to death. Together.”
          They’re working on week by week, not decades.

          That said, they’ve talked about the future: backpacking through Europe and getting manicures. 🙂

  53. ischemgeek
    ischemgeek
    January 14, 2019 at 5:35 am | #

    Willis obviously never had my HS pizza. It was just as awful as university pizza.

    On that note, pizza that tastes sweet should die in a fire.

    • Josh Spicer
      Josh Spicer
      January 14, 2019 at 7:40 pm | #

      Quad City pizza though.

  54. Peter
    Peter
    January 14, 2019 at 5:51 am | #

    JFC, Billie. No, just no.

  55. Ainara
    Ainara
    January 14, 2019 at 7:41 am | #

    Yikes, por Ruth

    Also, my high school didn’t have a cafeteria, so I can’t weigh in on how good high school cafeteria pizza is. But I probably wouldn’t take it over actual pizza

    • Ainara
      Ainara
      January 14, 2019 at 7:42 am | #

      *poor, even

  56. JBento
    JBento
    January 14, 2019 at 7:44 am | #

    Man, that hand drop. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the violent, power-abusing RA deserves better.

  57. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    January 14, 2019 at 7:59 am | #

    No, no, wait… please, let them have one happy day…
    .
    .
    .
    Aw, damn.

  58. THEHYPERBOLOID
    THEHYPERBOLOID
    January 14, 2019 at 8:03 am | #

    Hm… That doesn’t match my pizza experience. High School pizza had crust akin to cardboard, and was only edible when smothered with ranch. College had BREAKFAST PIZZA. Of course, it all pales in comparison to a certain off-campus pizza joint that had $2 slices the size of a plate that we’re 35% grease.

  59. Mel
    Mel
    January 14, 2019 at 9:33 am | #

    Ow, nothing like the good old “can’t be seen as gay” move.I’ve been there, Ruth ..😢

    • JBento
      JBento
      January 14, 2019 at 9:54 am | #

      This isn’t the “can’t be seen as gay” move. I mean, Forest Quad already knows she’s been banging Ruth. This is the “can’t be seen as actually liking them” move, which is a different kind of “ow”. Billie’s a DIFFERENT kind of awful.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        January 14, 2019 at 9:58 am | #

        Agreed; Billie believes in being seen as dominant in a relationship to the point where it appears abusive (note her advice to Walky in the previous chapter). She doesn’t want Lucy to think that Ruth is anything other than yet another inferior hanger-on she’s gracing with her attention.

  60. Tealjoy Grove
    Tealjoy Grove
    January 14, 2019 at 9:56 am | #

    OH…no….

  61. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    January 14, 2019 at 9:57 am | #

    That Panel 4 just hits like a wrecking ball. The glassy eyes, touching the hand, you can just see her depression running wild with that moment in a way she never intends to share with another living person least of all Billie.

    Like, it makes sense Billie would react this way. It might be longer from our perspective, but Billie’s only been out for a couple of weeks now and has a lot of internalized queerphobia from her closeted days in HS she’s still unpacking. Especially in front of someone from her new dorm where she’s been able to explore the popularity of those days.

    So of course she has a natural inclination to shift her hands away, hide the dopey easy romanticism she was enjoying with Ruth and try and get into “persona” mode and freak out that her persona was broken and the “consequences” she feared in HS for breaking character would come for her.

    But still, that quiet heartbreak in Panel 4, internalizing way too much of that moment. It’s evocatively brutal, especially when linked with Panel 2. Made even more brutal by the fact that neither Ruth nor Billie are the type to talk openly about the various insecurities surrounding that moment.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 14, 2019 at 10:35 am | #

      I’m not sure how much it’s the internalized queerphobia. It seems more the clash between her romantic side and the dominant persona she’s put back on in Forrest. I mean, they know she’s banged the RA, they just don’t know she’s in love with the RA.

      It’s also not clear how much she was closeted in high school. She had some kind of a relationship with Alice that was open enough that Walky knew about it, even though they weren’t that close in high school. I’d assumed it was at least an open secret and that her “I’m normal and normal girls like other girls sometimes” attitude goes back to then. Even if she was banging drunk boys at parties on the side.

      But yeah, it’s definitely hitting Ruth hard. This has been coming ever since she went to Forrest Quad. Hopefully it’s coming out in the open now so they’ll have to deal with it, rather than let it fester longer.

      It’s hitting Billie in panel 5 too, though I don’t know yet whether that’s “This is going to trash my rep” or “This is going to hurt Ruth”. Or some toxic mix.

      And as always, good to see you stop by.

      • JBento
        JBento
        January 14, 2019 at 11:10 am | #

        She seems to be looking at Lucy, so I’ll venture the former. It’s not obvious either way, but I’m not sure Billie still has any “benefit of the doubt” left.

      • JBento
        JBento
        January 14, 2019 at 11:16 am | #

        I forgot: it’s a… weird closeting, if it IS closeting, isn’t it? Like, Billie didn’t (doesn’t?) know bisexuality is a thing, and she doesn’t make any effort to hide she was in a… SOMETHING with Alice, but she said she was straight (or something to that effect) when she talked with Becky about it.

        “I’m straight.”
        “But you’re a girl who has sex with girls.”
        “So? I also have sex with dudes.”
        “But that’s not straight.”
        “Yes it is.”
        *brain gives up trying to follow*

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 14, 2019 at 12:52 pm | #

          Billie thinks bisexuality only exists in porn.

          • ischemgeek
            ischemgeek
            January 14, 2019 at 1:25 pm | #

            Billie is one of those bi people that thinks everyone has a queer phase but you can’t expect it to last or anything.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              January 14, 2019 at 2:38 pm | #

              It sounds like she expects it to last with Ruth.
              It really sounds like she thinks everyone likes girls. At least sometimes.

              I’m not sure what she thinks bisexuality is – if it’s only in porn maybe she thinks it’s wanting threesomes with both at once?

    • JBento
      JBento
      January 14, 2019 at 11:12 am | #

      Good to see you around, Cerberus. Hope everything’s okay with you.

  62. OBBWG
    OBBWG
    January 14, 2019 at 10:27 am | #

    How did that creepy 22-year old get into the high school in the first place? Have you seen security at those places? Unless the 22-year old worked there, there was no way that person was getting in.

    (My high school pizza was awful, but that was long, long ago. It may be better now. I can’t get in to find out.)

    • Drunk Mike
      Drunk Mike
      January 14, 2019 at 12:58 pm | #

      A 22 year old could reasonably pass as a student. Also, when I was in high school, security was lax enough for me to access restricted areas. Never did anything nefarious, just didn’t like being told what to do.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 14, 2019 at 2:35 pm | #

      That may be a Willis recollection from a simpler time slipping in.
      I know back in my day I wandered back into high school to visit younger friends and some teachers several times during my college career with no problems.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 14, 2019 at 4:15 pm | #

        I’ve done that too. I went to visit my friends and my teachers occasionally my first year. And then never again because dear jesus god, I could FEEL my soul leave my body and be replaced with a ball of dead minded exhaustion as soon as I entered. Which is weird because I loved it when I went.

  63. papayapunkpixie
    papayapunkpixie
    January 14, 2019 at 11:22 am | #

    Oof, that one hurt

  64. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    January 14, 2019 at 11:23 am | #

    I don’t understand the reaction, What’s going on with Ruth ?

    • JBento
      JBento
      January 14, 2019 at 12:55 pm | #

      Panel 2 is what’s going on with Ruth.

      • GUIGUI
        GUIGUI
        January 15, 2019 at 4:41 am | #

        HOW HAS THAT BEEN IN MY BLIND SPOT FOR SO LONG ?!??

        I swear I didn’t notice it up until you mentioned it.

  65. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 14, 2019 at 11:32 am | #

    Walky is still unmurdered. This is a strange situation for both him and Ruth.

  66. Whaatt
    Whaatt
    January 14, 2019 at 11:48 am | #

    It seems like Billie realizes her ego might end late cus she thinks Lucy knows the truth about her and Ruth now. Which it isn’t. I’m on lucy’s Side, Billie never should’ve lied. Hey! That rhymes!

  67. wakeangel2001
    wakeangel2001
    January 14, 2019 at 12:50 pm | #

    hey, don’t you dare knock college pizza! I worked at my school’s pizzeria for a semester, it was legit, made by an Italian guy and everything! It was just like the pizza I had back at home, and not that just ok $1 pizza slice, I mean legit non-chain restaurant pizza!

  68. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    January 14, 2019 at 1:17 pm | #

    That small moment of the hands separated communicates so much. Ruth is in pain and Billie just realized she fucked up.

  69. Ryan
    Ryan
    January 14, 2019 at 4:25 pm | #

    Billie sucks.

  70. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    January 14, 2019 at 7:31 pm | #

    Bad move Billie.

  71. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    January 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm | #

    I feel like the only guy who thought and WANTED Billie and Ruth to work out.

    • Josh Spicer
      Josh Spicer
      January 14, 2019 at 7:45 pm | #

      And maybe I just wish we’d reach a point where people are actually happy for like one week?

      Like I get drama breeds success nine times out of ten, but good God can we just not for once?

  72. Gojira
    Gojira
    January 14, 2019 at 8:12 pm | #

    High school lunch pizza is still the worst pizza I have had.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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