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by David M Willis on August 15, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Vote for Robin
└ Tags: amazi-girl, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 15, 2019 at 12:01 am | #

    “would it help if I specified the plural y’all or singlar y’all”

    “no”

    • Khantalas
      Khantalas
      August 15, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

      Not only would it not help in this context, it would not help in any context conceivable by humanity.

      • BiOnyx
        BiOnyx
        August 15, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

        The part of me that was raised in the South winces everytime someone uses “y’all” in the singular sense.
        It just… hurts.

        • Khantalas
          Khantalas
          August 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

          I wasn’t even raised in the US of A, and why on Earth would you ever use y’all in the singular, the mind boggles.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            August 15, 2019 at 6:00 pm | #

            Explain the royal use of singular “we”

            • Matthew Davis
              Matthew Davis
              August 16, 2019 at 12:41 am | #

              There is a concept that the King has two bodies: the actual physical body, and the body of the state. One is transitory, and the other is eternal. Hence “the king is dead, long live the king.”

          • HermesParsifal
            HermesParsifal
            August 15, 2019 at 10:55 pm | #

            “You all is plural, if there’s only one just say you.” -Michael Reno Harell- Souther Suggestions.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          August 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

          Northerner here with a serious question: If y’all is singular, what does that make “all y’all”? Or is the latter something Hollywood etc have made up?

          • AutobotDen
            AutobotDen
            August 15, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

            “Y’all” is plural. “All y’all” means “All of you here.” I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL, FIGHT ME.

            • Marsh Maryrose
              Marsh Maryrose
              August 15, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

              “Y’all” can be associative plural, e.g. you’re talking to one person but you mean “you and your family,” “you and your friends,” you and your schoolmates,” etc.

              True singular “y’all” is mostly a product of non-Southern writers not understanding the concept of “associative plural,” but my Jackson-born linguist friend tells me it occasionally makes an appearance in border states.

              • desolation0
                desolation0
                August 15, 2019 at 12:37 am | #

                yinz just can’t stop

                • Ryek Hvek
                  Ryek Hvek
                  August 15, 2019 at 2:14 am | #

                  Wikipedia credits both Yinz and Y’all as having Scots-Irish roots. What never shows up in a web search for a western Pennsylvania speech curiosity is “Yull” (rhymes with lull)

                • Norah
                  Norah
                  August 15, 2019 at 4:46 pm | #

                  I keep hearing “yinz” as being Western Pennsylvania, but my former boss occasionally says “yinz” or maybe “yiz” and he’s from the Philadelphia area (I believe he grew up in rural New Jersey but was close to Philly.) Is that a thing, or is he just an outlier?

                • Crusading Barista
                  Crusading Barista
                  August 15, 2019 at 7:33 pm | #

                  So, Ryek Hvek is saying that the Southerners originally came from Ireland or Scotland?

                  I thought people lived in the south and Southerners came out of nowhere.

                • Ryek Hvek
                  Ryek Hvek
                  August 16, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

                  Speech, no matter where it’s spoken, is more likely to have a traceable origin, than it is to have emerged spontaneously where spoken. To keep it comics connected, one prominent character in the history of Texas, as documented by Jack Jackson, was definitely of Scots origin, and the state does have a Robertson County.

              • TomHCinMI
                TomHCinMI
                August 15, 2019 at 1:17 am | #

                What all the actual Southrons and actual linguists said.
                Not even one thing the actual Yankees said.

                • Marsh Maryrose
                  Marsh Maryrose
                  August 15, 2019 at 1:34 am | #

                  So you’re saying that my friend who was born and raised in Jackson, MS (and whose childhood neighbor was Eudora Welty), and who taught at MSU in Starkville until she retired, and who is a linguist who specializes in American dialects — didn’t know what she was talking about?

                  As best I understand it, the appropriate thing to say here would be “Bless your heart,” but it’s not my dialect and I don’t really know.

                • He Who Abides
                  He Who Abides
                  August 15, 2019 at 5:04 am | #

                  Yeah, “Bless your heart” is the proper response here.

                • Z
                  Z
                  August 15, 2019 at 5:43 am | #

                  “I’ll pray for you” is also a solid response.

              • Michelle J. Caboose
                Michelle J. Caboose
                August 25, 2019 at 1:16 am | #

                I’ve lived almost my entire life in south Texas, and I have NEVER heard anyone in real life say “Y’all” to mean one person.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              August 15, 2019 at 1:43 am | #

              But then where does “y’alls” fit in?

              • Rectilinear Propagation
                Rectilinear Propagation
                August 15, 2019 at 3:55 am | #

                That’s possessive.

                Ex: “Y’all’s dog keeps barking.”

            • Adam Black
              Adam Black
              August 16, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

              But,
              What if you are talking to someone in second person who considers themselves gender fluid/multigender…
              And uses “They/ Them” pronouns?

              • Michelle J. Caboose
                Michelle J. Caboose
                August 25, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

                But… How does that relate to saying “you?” I mean, I don’t care what pronouns a person uses, you don’t call them “they” when you’re talking TO them.

          • motorfirebox
            motorfirebox
            August 15, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

            It’s emphatic. Same as referring to a group as “you” or “all of you”.

          • Khantalas
            Khantalas
            August 15, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

            Y’all should never ever be singular, since it’s pretty much a reaction to you taking on the meaning of the now-defunct thou, the second person singular. Language is already confusing and frustrating for my brain, please don’t make the parts that make sense not make sense.

          • Huehuetotl
            Huehuetotl
            August 15, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

            I think singular y’all is a Texas dialectal thing, with all y’all being plural. In most other dialects of American English with y’all (or you-all), it’s plural. Something I’ve noticed, but haven’t seen anything academic on, is they-all as plural they.

            • Marsh Maryrose
              Marsh Maryrose
              August 15, 2019 at 1:50 am | #

              I’m reaching way out of my depth here, but in a way Texas is to dialects what California is to geology. There are just so many overlays from so many different directions.

              Molly Ivins: “The first real Texan I ever saw on TV was King of the Hill‘s Boomhauer, the guy who’s always drinking beer and you can’t understand a word he says.”

              • Clif
                Clif
                August 15, 2019 at 3:10 am | #

                I’m from Texas. Y’all are over thinking this.

              • TachyonCode
                TachyonCode
                August 15, 2019 at 10:26 am | #

                Microclimates would probably be a little more appropriate an analogy, given the geological analogy implies geological timescales are a factor in the mixing of dialects. Which, in general, they are not.

                But as long as we’re mincing words (which is after all the source of dialects), the source of “y’all” is slurred speech. It’s a contraction. It doesn’t need a singular origin, because anyone can easily invent it independently of awareness of its common use.

                I did that as a kid on the West Coast.

            • Michelle J. Caboose
              Michelle J. Caboose
              August 25, 2019 at 1:20 am | #

              <– Texas native. "Y'all" is definitely NOT singular here. People saying "y'all" to mean one person get funny looks and sometimes laughed at, depending on how much of a fake Texas drawl is being used to deliver it.

          • Freezer
            Freezer
            August 15, 2019 at 1:30 pm | #

            To be fair: I am a lifelong southerner and I’ve never heard anyone use “y’all singlular” who wasn’t from elsewhere.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          August 15, 2019 at 12:52 am | #

          So you want plural y’all? As in, y’alls?

          *flees for dear abomination-uttering life*

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            August 15, 2019 at 3:10 pm | #

            I may or may not have used “y’alls” before. The y’all I see at work and the y’all I talk to socially are two separate y’alls, and it would be nice if y’all could kindly keep it that way.

        • Norah
          Norah
          August 15, 2019 at 12:54 am | #

          I think he might’ve meant Amber and Amzi-Girl.

          • Norah
            Norah
            August 15, 2019 at 12:55 am | #

            Amazi-Girl, not Amzi.

          • All-Purpose Guru
            All-Purpose Guru
            August 15, 2019 at 1:50 am | #

            Given that Amazi-Girl refers to herself as “us” two panels before, Walky’s use of “y’all” is correct. Amazi-Girl sees herself as two different people.

            • David
              David
              August 15, 2019 at 5:55 am | #

              No, Amazi-Girl sees herself as one person and Amber as another. They share a distant history and a body. And apparently a whole lot of fighting skills and reflexes so it’s not like their brain’s capacity is overtaxed.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                August 15, 2019 at 6:57 am | #

                Well, the fighting skills make sense. The muscle memory and reflexes would certainly carry over, even if they hadn’t been sharing memories when they learned those skills.

              • kendermouse
                kendermouse
                August 15, 2019 at 9:43 am | #

                I have to agree that Walky was referring to the collective sharing the body, in which case, his use of y’all is correct.

              • All-Purpose Guru
                All-Purpose Guru
                August 16, 2019 at 2:00 am | #

                Uh, @David, panel 3, Amazi-Girl calls themselves “us” in referring to both Amber and Amazi-Girl.

        • JetstreamGW
          JetstreamGW
          August 16, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

          The part of me that was raised in Texas understands that y’all is very often used in the singular, regardless of how many southerners claim that it never ever is 😛

          • Matthew Davis
            Matthew Davis
            August 16, 2019 at 12:42 am | #

            As a Californian who has taught Texans, this is not only true, but they also are so damn _proud_ of it.

            • Michelle J. Caboose
              Michelle J. Caboose
              August 25, 2019 at 1:25 am | #

              I have never heard any fellow Texan who was proud of doing any such thing. I HAVE heard plenty of Texans bongo about people who use it in the singular.

              In fact, at work, a bunch of us who were born and raised here had to educate someone from up north about how “y’all” is not singular, because they’d only ever heard it used on TV and in movies.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      August 15, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

      Y’all is the singular. All y’all is plural. It’s for when there’s more than one of y’all.

      • 3oranges
        3oranges
        August 15, 2019 at 12:47 am | #

        You do hear that said. But it doesn’t seem to be true in most places that use “y’all”, according to most people who’ve looked into it. Instead “all y’all” is usually, and very simply, “all of y’all”.

      • All-Purpose Guru
        All-Purpose Guru
        August 15, 2019 at 1:48 am | #

        No. Y’all is plural. We have a word for singular y’all. It’s “you”.

        “All y’all” is “all of you”.

        • All-Purpose Guru
          All-Purpose Guru
          August 15, 2019 at 1:50 am | #

          UCH.

          “All y’all” is “All of you where ‘you’ is plural.”

      • Rectilinear Propagation
        Rectilinear Propagation
        August 15, 2019 at 4:02 am | #

        Y’all, you all, is for more than one and alla y’all, all of you all, means everyone.

        • TachyonCode
          TachyonCode
          August 15, 2019 at 10:39 am | #

          “All y’all” has a reliance on nonverbal cues, in the way that this entire family of noncount pronouns (including “y’all” and “you”) also does.

          You (and by extension, any observers) must be aware of your audience’s composition in order to determine whether any of these terms is singular, plural, or includes all present parties besides the speaker.

          The reason there is variance in the use and therefore implied plurality of these terms is because the context in which one’s dialogue is composed dictates the level of specificity these terms are assigned. Otherwise there would be no variance, as with “me”, “him”, “her”, and “it”.

          • TachyonCode
            TachyonCode
            August 15, 2019 at 10:47 am | #

            Similar case with the TES phrase “this one”, that is used by Khajit. If you were lacking context, you could easily miss the fact that it refers to the speaker, and might assume they were indicating an item or another person.

            Contextual relevance is why people gesture when they speak. It’s because their language lacks a certain degree of specificity.

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              August 15, 2019 at 4:19 pm | #

              See, this is why I love this forum. It starts as an interesting discussion about dialect in the American south, and ends up talking about how cat people from an old computer game (which I just happen to have started playing recently) talk about themselves in the third person.

              • Ana Chronistic
                Ana Chronistic
                August 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm | #

                I’d wonder if this was the most interesting tangent I created, but there was one that apparently exploded into something so terrible that Willis had to bring down the ban hammer and erase most of it 😨 (unfortunately? I have no idea what happened)

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        August 15, 2019 at 4:25 pm | #

        Canadian here, so my only understanding is through reading, but I always understood “Y’all” to be either singular or plural, depending on context?

    • catspaw66
      catspaw66
      August 16, 2019 at 11:41 am | #

      Y’all is singular, all y’all is plural

  2. BiOnyx
    BiOnyx
    August 15, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    So say we all, Walky.
    So say we all.
    …or maybe it’s just me.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 15, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      This makes me think, we have y’all as a word, why does no one use w’all?

      So say w’all.

      • DSL
        DSL
        August 15, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

        The people who say “y’all” for second-person plural say, for first-person plural, “we-uns.” Not to be confused with “weenus.”

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          August 15, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

          People who use “we uns” usually say “you uns” for 2nd person plural.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 15, 2019 at 1:50 am | #

        Maybe because ‘wall’ is already a dictionary word?

        • anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
          anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
          August 15, 2019 at 1:54 pm | #

          I doubt those who coined the word were ever anywhere near a dictionary.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            August 15, 2019 at 4:20 pm | #

            Be nice, they might have burned it for heat.

            • All-Purpose Guru
              All-Purpose Guru
              August 16, 2019 at 2:01 am | #

              In Texas right now it’s about 980 degrees. We’re not burnin’ ANYTHING for heat, thankyewverymuch.

              • Michelle J. Caboose
                Michelle J. Caboose
                August 25, 2019 at 1:28 am | #

                Yeah, more like burning IN the heat. Sheesh. At least today it only got up to 95.

                Yeah, “only.” Again, sheesh.

      • All-Purpose Guru
        All-Purpose Guru
        August 16, 2019 at 2:00 am | #

        I like this.

  3. bearfuz
    bearfuz
    August 15, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Horny For Y’all might make a good band name.

    Or not.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 15, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      In my life, I have owned albums by the Barenaked Ladies, the Butthole Surfers, and Hootie and the Blowfish.

      Horny For Y’all would fit right in.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        August 15, 2019 at 4:21 pm | #

        Actually it would be on the end.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      August 15, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      Get with the times. It’s horny-for-yall.tumblr.com.

      • 3oranges
        3oranges
        August 15, 2019 at 12:48 am | #

        Getting with the times, I’m not so sure tumblr would still go for that.

        • kendermouse
          kendermouse
          August 15, 2019 at 9:47 am | #

          The NSFW ban led to them going after visual nudity, not words, or urls. I’ve seen way worse than “horny-for-yall” as a url, believe you me.

          • Woomy
            Woomy
            August 16, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

            I follow several erotic tumblr blogs that just consist of naughty words with zero context

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 15, 2019 at 1:51 am | #

        Wouldn’t it be a Soundcloud account if it’s a band name?

        That would be a perfect follow-up to a tweet taking off.

  4. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    August 15, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    *plays The Police’s “Hungry For You” on the hacked P.A. speakers*

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      August 15, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      I never took French in any school.

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        August 15, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

        Forget the above link. FB messed it all to heck.
        https://youtu.be/VGDSlIrbaQE

  5. Deathjavu
    Deathjavu
    August 15, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    “You could’ve stopped five words earlier”

    No, I don’t think he could.

    • LeslieBean4shizzle
      LeslieBean4shizzle
      August 15, 2019 at 1:30 am | #

      **goes by whistling**
      Oh hey. There’s Garbage Scow, puffin’ along.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      August 15, 2019 at 4:58 pm | #

      The guy is known for his lack of a filter.

      • Michelle J. Caboose
        Michelle J. Caboose
        August 25, 2019 at 1:30 am | #

        Yeah. AG should be glad he stopped himself when he did, right?

  6. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    August 15, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    I like that Walkie’s Southern is coming out. Next thing you know he’ll be carrying a gallon of Sweet Tea with him throughout campus.

    . . .Huh. . If someone gets into a relationship with someone with two personalities and gets into a relationship with BOTH personalities. . . is that considered cheating? Polyamory?

    Also as a side note I adore Amazi-girl’s facial expressions here.

    . . .Also it is bad that the best cultural representation of Separate Personalities like this that I can think of is M. Night. Shyamalan’s Split?

    • Khantalas
      Khantalas
      August 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      It depends on the communication and the persons involved, and also yes, it is very bad.

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      August 15, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

      Walky isn’t Southern, only Sal went to Tennessee

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        August 15, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

        He grew up in Evansville, right across the Ohio from Kentucky.

        Depending on which map you consult, the dialect may be shared.

        • Crimsonstorm
          Crimsonstorm
          August 15, 2019 at 1:40 pm | #

          Evansville, at least in terms of accent, is much closer to “Midwest City” than “Southern”. Think Louisville, Cincinnati, Lexington more than, say, Paducah KY.

          Source: I’m from northern KY, my partner is from Evansville.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        August 15, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

        Historically speaking, southern Indiana was settled by southerners moving north, while northern Indiana was settled by non-southerners moving west. While no part of Indiana is “southern” by Southern standards, in terms of culture and language, there is kind of a North-South gradient in the state, with the dividing line right around Bloomington.

        Evansville, the largest city in southern Indiana, is not in the south but it is kinda sorta is southern-ish. The border of the border.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      August 15, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      Considering how it was mentioned in the comments yesterday that Split is an absolutely terrible depiction of DID, I’d say the answer to that last question is an emphatic “yes”.

    • Norah
      Norah
      August 15, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      Walky is from Indiana. He’s not Southern. But he might’ve picked up “y’all” from Sal.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      August 15, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

      Evansville is the border of the border. I’ve only visited Louisville twice, and both times only briefly, and only once did I cross the bridge to Evansville…but even though I can’t quantify the difference, Louisville is southern, while Evansville is more south-ish.

    • Doki
      Doki
      August 15, 2019 at 5:44 am | #

      Oh hey, I’m actually someone in that exact scenario! We consider it polyamory because it’s with everyone’s consent and we’re a triad all dating each other.

      (There are other people in the system I’m not dating though which complicates things a little haha.)

    • Z
      Z
      August 15, 2019 at 5:48 am | #

      I’ve known people with multiple personalities who navigated dating and its basically like a weird polyamory. You have to do a lot of communicating to make sure everyone’s on the same page and people don’t get hurt.
      It’ll depend a little on how separate the personalities are.

      Now the FUN question is “if a personality the partner isn’t dating pretends to be another to trick them into sex is it rape?”

      There’s a show United States of Tara that kind of explored it a little because the “main” personality was married and iirc didn’t like her husband fucking anyone else but one of her personalities was horny so.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      August 15, 2019 at 6:09 pm | #

      Haven’t seen it… Is it better than Identity? (which at least has John Cusack in it)

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        August 18, 2019 at 8:33 pm | #

        Wanted to mention I remembered Sakura Taisen/Sakura Wars 5(?) has Gemini/Geminine Sunrise, who also delineate themselves with a mask

        I’m not 100% sure if Alluka/Nanika in Hunter x Hunter count since I’m missing a few books that might reveal if that’s DID or something else related to the Dark Continent and I don’t want to check spoilers, but I really enjoy how the storyline is treated

    • Michelle J. Caboose
      Michelle J. Caboose
      August 25, 2019 at 1:32 am | #

      For cultural representations of multiple personalities, might I suggest “Sybil?” I read it when I was in high school, and found it to be a fascinating story. Spoiler: It’s based on a true story.

  7. Portland
    Portland
    August 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    “Same recognizes same” is going to be my new version of “large emotion”, which is how I say “big mood” to traumatize my students.

  8. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    August 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    …. Yeah. Oddly enough this is what I expected.
    Walky’s too…. stagnant.
    It might help Amber feel better in the short-term, it might be what she needs, but he’s never gonna push her to feel better.

    Though this whole, “I’m gonna just barrel through and ignore your intense mental health issues” might be an act, I kinda….. doubt it.

    • Madock345
      Madock345
      August 15, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

      He’s kinda doing the opposite of ignoring them. He even immediately switches to plurals to refer to her

      He’s like, “so you have two personalities, I can deal with this.”

      • Meagan
        Meagan
        August 15, 2019 at 12:59 am | #

        Yes to this

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      August 15, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

      Maybe that’s what he’s doing, it is Walky after all. In his shoes though I’d be holding off discussing mental issues until I could talk to Amber and get her read on how or if to talk to Amazegirl about that subject.

      • drs
        drs
        August 15, 2019 at 4:38 am | #

        He’s talking to the saner and more mature one of the two.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 15, 2019 at 7:24 am | #

          But Amber’s the one he knows better and is sort of dating, so maybe still talk to her first.
          And “saner and more mature” is debatable at best. Amazi-Girl is the one who dresses up in the funny costume and goes out to fight crime. Or, not too long ago, to stalk and harass Sal.

  9. Lexi
    Lexi
    August 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Damn Walky, good job standing up for yourself and saying “Um no, that was a shitty thing to say.”

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      August 15, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      Also, incredibly rare that he got AG to admit she did something wrong

      • Meagan
        Meagan
        August 15, 2019 at 1:00 am | #

        Yeah this looks like progress! Also somehow his acknowledgement of her two identities seems to have helped her be slightly less split – she said “us”! As in ‘coming from us.’

    • Shane Wegner
      Shane Wegner
      August 15, 2019 at 2:24 am | #

      Amazi-Girl would find it considerably less “garbage fire” of Amber if Walky clarified that it’s NOT actually cheating on Dorothy like AG thinks it is, because Dorothy dumped him. And by extension, that Amber is partitioning AG’s shared memory access harder. Which Walky actually noticed but got imbalanced from thinking about by the rapidly shifting and intense conversation. Maybe they’ll double back around.

      But if they do, AG will learn by extension, Amber seems to be resisting AG more.

  10. Kravis
    Kravis
    August 15, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    “But if I didn’t tell you I’m horny for y’all, how would we bone dressed as superheroes in about five minutes?”

  11. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    August 15, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    Ouch, Amazi-Girl.

    I do find it kind of amusing that, while both Amber and Amazi-Girl were/are?? attracted to Danny, Amazi-Girl doesn’t seem terribly impressed with Walky.

    • Khantalas
      Khantalas
      August 15, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      To be fair did she interact with Walky much, outside of being chased by Dorothy and him that one time?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 15, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

        They hung out on the roof at least once – before the time when it was Amber dressed as AG.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 15, 2019 at 2:04 am | #

        They’ve been in 22 strips together as of today, including several where they don’t interact at all. Pretty much all their interaction so far has been the time he and Dorothy chased her, and the time he shared his care package cookies on Garbage Roof.

    • Marisa Mockery
      Marisa Mockery
      August 15, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      Does that mean Walky needs to Dan up?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      August 15, 2019 at 12:57 am | #

      Amber’s relationship with Walky is based less on physicality and more on the open sharing policy of Garbage Roof, an experience which AG hasn’t had (and maybe doesn’t need the way Amber did).

    • Z
      Z
      August 15, 2019 at 5:53 am | #

      Word of god may prove me wrong but it really seems, to me, that amber and amazigirl have been getting more and more separate.

      When she and Danny were together Amazigirl was just a mask she put on. She felt she could speak for Amazigirl because she WAS Amazigirl. So when they went on their fake date it was basically him and his girlfriend without realizing it.

      Now they’re so distinct that they don’t even share memories.

    • Eyebrow
      Eyebrow
      August 15, 2019 at 7:23 am | #

      AG thinks Walky’s still with Dorothy. She’s not impressed with cheaters.

  12. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    August 15, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

    Walky your honesty is refreshing and once again probably goes to far but hey, at least there is no miscommunication.

  13. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    August 15, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

    It’s very telling that the only thing Amber and Amazi-girl can agree on now a days is how much they think Amber is shit.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 15, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

      Yeah, and it makes me like AG less. Like, it’s not healthy or attractive to be as hard on yourself as Amber is, but it’s even less so doing it from outside.

      • Shane Wegner
        Shane Wegner
        August 15, 2019 at 2:26 am | #

        Well AG thinks Amber is willing to cheat on Dorothy just to get Walky because of incomplete memories.

        • Madock345
          Madock345
          August 15, 2019 at 3:31 am | #

          Cheat on Dorothy? You mean Wakky cheating on Dorothy or I missed something important…

  14. Sporky
    Sporky
    August 15, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

    Amazi-Girl’s expression in the last panel is great. She looks so done

  15. Kit M. Harding
    Kit M. Harding
    August 15, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

    Walky is so *close* to getting it and then he’s not quite actually *there*– like, he’s now aware of what’s going on with Amber but he doesn’t see it as a problem.

    • TerribleName
      TerribleName
      August 15, 2019 at 12:35 am | #

      He does though. He explicitly recognizes the role of self loathing in defining the partition boundaries. But Walky is also ok with being filled with self loathing, because thats his life too. He sees she’s got problems, but he knows he isn’t in a position to pass judgement. He’s just being open and honest with her, although perhaps too open. It might be the healthiest interaction yet for Amber.

      • Meagan
        Meagan
        August 15, 2019 at 1:04 am | #

        I think it’s good for them. Amber has a thing where she thinks she is the Absolute Worst More than Anyone Else, which is actually fairly egotistical. On Garbage Roof, Wally sharing his issues helped her see she’s not alone and not the only one who feels that way. Now the AG identity is also getting the same treatment – getting the ‘I am the Absolute Worst’ (or amber is) narrative taken down a peg and put into perspective. It seems to be having a fast effect too!

  16. Shiro
    Shiro
    August 15, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

    Honestly, I’m kinda…into this? Walky’s engaging with the situation head-on and not getting caught up in the…everything. It’s something like acceptance. It feels like this will end in growth for all of them.

    • Shane Wegner
      Shane Wegner
      August 15, 2019 at 2:29 am | #

      By his own admission, he’s not exactly engaging his calculus responsibilities head on. But with people he likes, hmm yes working on it.

  17. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 15, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

    Coulda, shoulda, woulda, didn’t, AG. 😛

  18. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 15, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

    He could have stopped MANY words earlier on MANY occessions. Never once stoped his mouth from keep moving.

  19. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    August 15, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

    If Walky ends up in a ménage à trois with Amber and Amazi-Girl I will laugh like a drain.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      August 15, 2019 at 12:59 am | #

      I’m…. not sure how that would work? I mean, taking turns doesn’t count, does it?

      …. also, it feels kinda wrongish discussing something serious like DID as if it’s kink-fuel.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        August 15, 2019 at 2:26 am | #

        It’s hypothetically possible. After all, right now, Amazi-Girl and Amber are non-communicative. So there is no reason why Walky could not have distinct interactions with both psyches without reference to the other and which he keeps secret for his own reasons.

        FWIW, though, I don’t think he’s that sort of guy.

      • Doki
        Doki
        August 15, 2019 at 4:54 am | #

        It happens! I’m polyamorous and dating a couple people in a system (but not, like, the whole system).

        (I know you’re worried about joking about something serious like multiplicity/DID, and I totally respect that, but I actually teared up in a good way seeing people mention this option, even as a joking possibility. I have never seen my specific circumstances discussed, ever, so seeing it mentioned so offhandedly was… really nice? ;~;)

        • Doki
          Doki
          August 15, 2019 at 4:57 am | #

          (That said UHHH Amber and Amazi-Girl really need to get their shit together before jointly dating someone, they don’t seem to share many memories anymore. Not the best way to navigate relationships!)

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          August 15, 2019 at 7:03 am | #

          Sorry to have given the impression that think is a joking matter. In my parlance one laughs like a drain specifically when things are not funny.

          • Doki
            Doki
            August 15, 2019 at 7:37 am | #

            Oh, nah, I was actually replying to Reltzik! They said something that implied they felt weird about making a mockery about something serious like DID (or at least, that was my read, feel free to correct me if I was wrong).

            IMO, it’s actually really nice seeing people bringing these concepts in a relatively neutral way, however theoretical this discussion may be.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        August 15, 2019 at 7:00 am | #

        I distinguish between “threesome” as meaning a sex act and “ménage à trois” as a kind of polyromantic relationship. You can have either without the other.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        August 15, 2019 at 7:43 am | #

        Yes, it would feel wrong to discuss something as serious as DID as tjough it were kink fuel. Good thing that I am doing nothing even remotely like that.

        Please back off with the censorious attitude.

    • Meagan
      Meagan
      August 15, 2019 at 1:05 am | #

      Isn’t that kinda what Danny did, except she wasn’t as split then?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 15, 2019 at 2:10 am | #

        Kind of? Danny didn’t fully grasp her state of mental health, and assumed dating one personality meant he was automatically dating both. From Amber’s perspective, that’s not how it works.

        And yeah, back at that point in the story I got the impression that Amber was deliberately making the split between “Amber” and “Amazi-Girl”, and Danny was disrespecting that.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      August 15, 2019 at 3:16 am | #

      Now I’m shipping both of her non-communicating personalities with Walky. Damn it.

      • Madock345
        Madock345
        August 15, 2019 at 3:33 am | #

        The real question is if having sex with your girlfriend’s Alter counts as cheating.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          August 15, 2019 at 7:06 am | #

          Not when everyone involved knows, understands, and consents, surely? It would be a kind of poly relationship.

          • Doki
            Doki
            August 15, 2019 at 7:38 am | #

            ^ This! This is how it works for us.

  20. NF
    NF
    August 15, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

    This strip makes me a little sad for the characters and at the same time I can’t deny that it’s pretty cute.

  21. No Name
    No Name
    August 15, 2019 at 12:41 am | #

    Hey, um, I know it’s kind of late and all, but, does anyone know what happened to Cerberus? I haven’t seen her in … years, I think. And considering she’s said of her history, I’m honestly worried something bad happened to her.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      August 15, 2019 at 12:45 am | #

      She was commenting less than 24h ago 🙂

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      August 15, 2019 at 12:51 am | #

      She showed up yesterday and commented several times. She is at least doing well enough to respond to the Cerberus Signal and do some educating where it needs to be done.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        August 15, 2019 at 1:10 am | #

        She also pops up on patreon when she’s not on main.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          August 15, 2019 at 1:11 am | #

          Well, sometimes. Damn the lack of an edit feature.

    • Annika
      Annika
      August 15, 2019 at 1:46 am | #

      I’ve been wondering this too. I remember back when I used to check the comic mostly to read her awesome comments. I hope she’s okay 🙁

    • No Name
      No Name
      August 15, 2019 at 1:49 am | #

      I knew I should have checked yesterday. This is what happens when you’re a filthy casual. (Sorry Cerb!)

      • Tan
        Tan
        August 15, 2019 at 10:50 am | #

        My own habit when checking out the comic is to ctrl+F the comments for Cerb’s name, read comment and any surrounding comments for context if applicable, ctrl+F for Willis’s name, read comment and any surrounding comments for context if applicable, then if there’s something I want to comment, ctrl+F for if someone’s already said something similar and read comment and any surrounding comments if applicable. If I am still hanging about I may then skim/read the rest of comments, depending. Also if I’ve made a comment on a particular day, I try to go back and check for replies after the following day’s strip goes up.

        Cerberus is a treasure.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      August 15, 2019 at 8:12 pm | #

      I aten’t dead. 🙂

      • StClair
        StClair
        August 15, 2019 at 10:15 pm | #

        and we’re all very glad of that!

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        August 15, 2019 at 10:56 pm | #

        😃

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        August 15, 2019 at 11:53 pm | #

        Fuck yeah! <3

  22. Proto
    Proto
    August 15, 2019 at 12:49 am | #

    I get that relationship drama is important but Amazi-Girl has yet to notice or address how Walky’s mask amazingly made him develop irises all of a sudden

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 15, 2019 at 2:16 am | #

      Maybe it’s because those masks do the same thing for her? She has dot eyes like Walky. The Amazi-Mask adds sclera, and Amber’s glasses are translucent white so they add pseudo-sclera.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      August 15, 2019 at 1:33 pm | #

      Sclera, not irises.

      Irides are the coloured bit. The white bits are sclera.

  23. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    August 15, 2019 at 12:49 am | #

    Walky: “So wait, if you are two people in the same body, does that mean we can do a threesome?”
    Amazi-Girl: “That is uncomfortable to think of.”

    Also, even if Amber and Amazi-Girl are two different people, Amber must learn that she and Amazi-Girl can be both equally good or bad and none of them are inherently worse, just two different sides of the same coin.

    • Norah
      Norah
      August 15, 2019 at 1:01 am | #

      Abysswatcher, sadly I don’t think Amber knows enough at this point about her illness to realize what you mentioned in your last paragraph. I think she thinks Amber is all bad and Amazi-Girl is all good.

      • SpaceshipPilot
        SpaceshipPilot
        August 15, 2019 at 3:51 am | #

        AG seems to believe the same, and I think she likes it that way.

  24. Nono
    Nono
    August 15, 2019 at 1:14 am | #

    Guys you are having this conversation in a public place that people are tweeting about.

  25. TomHCinMI
    TomHCinMI
    August 15, 2019 at 1:20 am | #

    When Walky says he’s “horny for y’all” he clearly means BOTH Amazi-Girl AND Amber.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 15, 2019 at 2:12 am | #

      I’m thinking that he hasn’t fully internalised how separated they are. Or maybe he’s shallow enough that he can skip the ‘separate psyches’ part because he loves that body?

      • TerribleName
        TerribleName
        August 15, 2019 at 4:10 am | #

        I enjoy that the only possibilities you can come up with are ‘stupid’ or ‘shallow’

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          August 15, 2019 at 5:51 am | #

          I can only respond to Walky how he has been portrayed in the strips.

          • TerribleName
            TerribleName
            August 16, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

            Do you skip many of the strips then?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 15, 2019 at 8:15 am | #

      They do share a body. Switching whose driving it doesn’t make it any less desirable (at least not yet anyway).

  26. Eve
    Eve
    August 15, 2019 at 1:23 am | #

    I am curious, if walky doing all this panicking over one class or is he failing more than math?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 15, 2019 at 1:46 am | #

      Yes.

    • Shane Wegner
      Shane Wegner
      August 15, 2019 at 2:14 am | #

      I feel it’s likely calculus that’s the main problem despite how he said classES.

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 15, 2019 at 3:04 am | #

      Walky is deceptively smart. He coasted through high school without studying, just picking stuff up in class. I bet calculus is the one thing he’s run into where that’s not working for him.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 15, 2019 at 7:59 am | #

        Which kind of annoys me since it plays into the “math is hard” thing and makes it appear that the obvious solution is to drop calc and just not worry about it.
        Plus, at least in my math class experience, studying for math is easier than studying most other subjects. You do the homework problems and do more of those as necessary. If you can do them, you’ve basically got it. None of this rereading and outlining chapters or whatever it is you’re supposed to do in most subjects. You learn math by doing it. The subject might not be easy, but the path to learning it is more straightforward.

        • vlademir1
          vlademir1
          August 15, 2019 at 11:31 am | #

          Having been in Walky’s position regarding Calc during the opening few weeks of my own collage experience, I can definitely say that for me it doesn’t feed into the notion that math is hard. It wasn’t until someone helped me by explaining the logic behind the processes encapsulated in the formulas rather then insisting I merely memorize the formulas that I was able to wrap my head around the subject and progress.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        August 15, 2019 at 2:31 pm | #

        I soared through math in high school — I didn’t so much study it as absorb it. My SAT for math was in the 97th percentile.

        Then in college I ran headlong into calculus. Calculus was never intuitive for me, and I never figured out a good way to study it. In my fourth semester Calc class, I wound up with a C — not a good grade for a supposed math major.

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 15, 2019 at 6:38 pm | #

          My experience is kind of the opposite. I have a great deal of trouble remembering things, but very little trouble understanding things. And in mathematics, unlike almost everything else, once you’ve understood something you’ve got it. If you don’t recall something , you can easily work it back out again. From having tutored tons of people in calculus back in the day, I think the main problem most people have with it is getting confused.

  27. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 15, 2019 at 2:09 am | #

    Amazi-Girl is quite interestingly self-aware, isn’t she? As I and others have pointed out, it does seem that she shares most of Amber’s qualities in the end; it’s only their self-image that’s really different and even then only at the time the two of them partitioned.

    With regard to Walky? Yeah, I think he’s more aware of his own problems than he lets on. I also think that Amazi-Girl isn’t sure exactly what she thinks of what he just said except that it was awkward!

  28. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    August 15, 2019 at 2:11 am | #

    “Case proved, really. “

  29. Keulen
    Keulen
    August 15, 2019 at 3:15 am | #

    DoA Book 9: You Could’ve Stopped Five Words Earlier

  30. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    August 15, 2019 at 3:58 am | #

    Or,

    Walky gets a stiffy

  31. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    August 15, 2019 at 4:28 am | #

    There is a Mr Roger/sesame Cross-over Street Amber should really check out. It’s available on youtube
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqWDjJRhCkc

  32. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    August 15, 2019 at 5:01 am | #

    Thinking those five words are a big part of it so why not just be honest about it?

    • Eyebrow
      Eyebrow
      August 15, 2019 at 6:16 pm | #

      From where they’re both looking, his body already said it loud n clear.

  33. LIB
    LIB
    August 15, 2019 at 7:19 am | #

    Driver, roll up the partition please?

  34. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    August 15, 2019 at 8:00 am | #

    Wasnt “Huge Singular Pile of Suck” a late ’70s Punk/New Wave band?

  35. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 15, 2019 at 8:33 am | #

    I’m wondering if this micro-arc will end with Walky’s description of Amber leaving Amazi-Girl wondering if she really knows her ‘twin sister’ at all.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      August 15, 2019 at 8:58 am | #

      I wonder whether it will involve at any stage Amazi-Girl coaching Walky in maths.

      • Jon S.
        Jon S.
        August 15, 2019 at 12:58 pm | #

        I think this might be my preferred situation. 🙂

  36. Felian
    Felian
    August 15, 2019 at 8:58 am | #

    what is it with these kids that they equate “i punched somebody once“ makes them think they’re with the cool kids now? 😛
    Joyce thought she could now be legitimately Sal, and Walky that he can be a super hero… ^^

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 15, 2019 at 10:51 am | #

      Well, punching is at least directly related to super-heroing.

    • Vulcanodon
      Vulcanodon
      August 15, 2019 at 6:47 pm | #

      Joyce actually punched someone in a way that dispensed some much-needed JUSTICE!

  37. Nico
    Nico
    August 15, 2019 at 9:02 am | #

    not gonna lie, this is actually really selling me on the walky/amber-AG ship.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      August 15, 2019 at 9:12 am | #

      It is sweet that Walky is attracted both to what Amber and Amazi-Girl think is best in themselves and what they think is worst in themselves, but it’s likely to be rather tragic. Walky is someone they both think poorly of. Besides, they are not coping well with their traumas, and need expert treatment, not to sack with someone who looks a lot like Sal.

  38. nlips
    nlips
    August 15, 2019 at 12:39 pm | #

    I wonder if it will make an impact at all on AG that Walky envies her ability to partition her mind.

    • Vulcanodon
      Vulcanodon
      August 15, 2019 at 6:13 pm | #

      Except, her ‘ability’ to partition her mind doesn’t seem to be something she can control.

  39. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    August 15, 2019 at 3:56 pm | #

    Walky, wanting threesomes with twice the same person.

  40. Roborat
    Roborat
    August 15, 2019 at 4:42 pm | #

    Argh, everytime the ad on the left side cycles, it drags me back up the comments, and I have scroll back down to find where I was. Very annoying.

  41. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    August 15, 2019 at 6:16 pm | #

    Ad pops up. See ad. Close ad. Notice from Google covers the same screen area saying the ad was closed. Click “Stop seeing this ad”. Google asks “Why’dja close the ad?” None of the options is “BECAUSE I SAW IT AND NOW I WANT THAT SCREEN AREA BACK”

    So… now I’ve finished the comment and would like to post it, except the Google ad box IS COVERING THE SUBMIT BUTTON. I’ll try the tab key or something? (Copies text in case multiple attempts are needed)

    • Vulcanodon
      Vulcanodon
      August 15, 2019 at 6:17 pm | #

      Hey what do you know, hitting tab selected the ‘Post Comment’ button and it posted. Guess I should memorize that trick because that happens all the time.

  42. Kelli217
    Kelli217
    August 15, 2019 at 9:42 pm | #

    Wait. Is Walky… good for Amber? Or is this conversation just a fluke?

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ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 12h
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 17h
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 17h
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
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LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
what's going on with tariffs right now i dunno, what time is it today
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