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Scandalous

by David M Willis on January 20, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - To Remind You of My Love
└ Tags: beatrice, jennifer, nash, rose

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 20, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    NORMCORE

    someone should let Ryan know

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 20, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

      Next strip: they’re listening to the door with a cup.

      “What are they doing now?”

      “I think cramming for midterms.”

      “Kinky!”

      • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
        BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
        January 20, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

        I’ll be in my bunk.

        • Bryan Langley
          Bryan Langley
          January 27, 2020 at 1:20 am | #

          Yes! Firefly ref!

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      January 20, 2020 at 4:08 am | #

      OK, what exactly does Normcore mean?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        January 20, 2020 at 5:06 am | #

        Everybody in the bar greets you in unison when you enter, then you say a self-deprecating one-liner.

        • JBento
          JBento
          January 20, 2020 at 7:02 am | #

          Isn’t that Cheers?

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            January 20, 2020 at 7:50 am | #

            Oh, right. It must be when you’re a carpenter, you wear plaid shirts, and you make furniture in a big workshop full of power tools.

            • JBento
              JBento
              January 20, 2020 at 9:00 am | #

              And you wish you were a girl like your dear papa?

              • Geneseepaws
                Geneseepaws
                January 20, 2020 at 11:25 am | #

                In that quote THEY use the term ‘girlie, just like my dear Papa.” … Not Just an Idle comment.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  January 20, 2020 at 3:51 pm | #

                  I see what you did there.

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                January 20, 2020 at 4:00 pm | #

                I said ‘carpenter’ not ‘lumberjack’!

              • Supersonic92
                Supersonic92
                January 21, 2020 at 8:32 pm | #

                I’m only leaving a comment here because I saw other Dinasaurs and wanted to start a herd.

            • Liquid Len
              Liquid Len
              January 20, 2020 at 9:18 am | #

              With a thick Boston accent!

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                January 20, 2020 at 9:51 am | #

                Theah’s no more impoatint safety rule, than to weah these safety glasses.

                • He Who Abides
                  He Who Abides
                  January 20, 2020 at 6:42 pm | #

                  I believe that it’s pronounced “glassers”.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  January 21, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

                  I don’t think so, Tim.

          • LeslieBean4shizzle
            LeslieBean4shizzle
            January 20, 2020 at 3:18 pm | #

            “That was the joke.”
            /Eeyore voice

      • Beachfox
        Beachfox
        January 26, 2020 at 3:00 pm | #

        Being aggressively “Normal” in dress, mannerisms, and style. Only wearing/doing things that’ve been completely white-washed and steam-pressed by Popular Culture.

  2. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 20, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    What the hell, girls

    • Tan
      Tan
      January 20, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

      I agree with this comment.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        January 20, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

        and all three of them wears glasses, too !

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          January 20, 2020 at 6:26 am | #

          Why they know no one cool would ever wear glasses!

        • Jhon
          Jhon
          January 20, 2020 at 8:30 am | #

          Nash carries more than one pair. Guess bifocals don’t work for her.

      • Felgraf
        Felgraf
        January 20, 2020 at 9:04 am | #

        Thirded

    • foamy
      foamy
      January 20, 2020 at 9:23 am | #

      These people are less believable than *Galasso*.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        January 20, 2020 at 6:43 pm | #

        That could apply to any non-Galasso character, though.

        • foamy
          foamy
          January 20, 2020 at 7:59 pm | #

          I don’t follow.

          • Cattleprod
            Cattleprod
            January 20, 2020 at 11:33 pm | #

            It seems pretty straightforward, he’s saying Galasso is the most realistic character.

  3. Jay
    Jay
    January 20, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    Man I feel so bad for Billy. Literally the most annoying kinda people

  4. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    January 20, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book 10: [basically any line from the last three panels]

    • Clif
      Clif
      January 20, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      DIA Book 10: Don’t Think I Didn’t Notice The Glasses?

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        January 20, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

        And it works with several characters.

    • Chaucer59
      Chaucer59
      January 20, 2020 at 1:09 am | #

      DIA BOOK 10 — Staged Sexual Normcore

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      January 20, 2020 at 4:13 am | #

      DoA Book 10: Financial Dedication To Staged Sexual Normcore

  5. Mr D
    Mr D
    January 20, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    …WTF does that even mean?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      January 20, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      Billie has a vanilla fetish, apparently.

      • Makkabee
        Makkabee
        January 20, 2020 at 2:51 am | #

        It’s a Milla Vanilla fetish. Sex while lipsyncing to the pre-recorded sounds of another couple (preferably married) in missionary position.

    • Clif
      Clif
      January 20, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Ask Bjork. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/bjork-normcore-sexuality-feminism-interview-a7352951.html

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        January 20, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

        The real bombshell in that article is her admitting she’s a furry.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          January 20, 2020 at 1:25 am | #

          Like that’s a surprise after the swan costume?

          • AbelUndercity
            AbelUndercity
            January 20, 2020 at 5:41 am | #

            And then there’s the whole Human Behavior video.

        • Sunny
          Sunny
          January 20, 2020 at 2:54 pm | #

          Her name is spelled “Björk”. And she only said she’s into bestiality. Furries are still weirder than that in my opinion, though not as weird as Otherkin. There is some overlap between the groups, admittedly.

          • jmsr7
            jmsr7
            January 20, 2020 at 3:10 pm | #

            Yeah…bestiality still isn’t acceptable. Animals cannot give consent.

            Although I suppose a horse could kick you.

      • CJ
        CJ
        January 20, 2020 at 10:36 am | #

        Still don’t get it. Am I too old? Fishnet stockings as a thing everyone is into seems a very strange idea to me.

        • Sunny
          Sunny
          January 20, 2020 at 2:58 pm | #

          I believe fishnet bodysuits were a thing back in the 60s and 70s. Maybe stockings are not risque enough by comparison.

      • LeslieBean4shizzle
        LeslieBean4shizzle
        January 20, 2020 at 3:24 pm | #

        … that… that was a read.

        ….

        … I own Bjork albums.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      January 20, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      I… I *think* they believe Billie’s glasses are fake and used for sexy-times, but she’s so hardcore into roleplay that she’s using actual prescription lenses in her fake glasses? (I seem to recall that Billie’s taken steps to hide her glasses from her floormates in the past)

      • sdrainbow
        sdrainbow
        January 20, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

        That is also my read. Billie took off her glasses when she first walked into this dorm, so they think she doesn’t need them, so when they see her with them they assume she’s very dedicated to her “staged normcore”, because apparently no one in this dorm has invested any points in “critical thinking”.

        Ah, teenagers.

        • HMH
          HMH
          January 20, 2020 at 3:30 am | #

          Well, obviously the cool kids must be having cool sex! So if something about her sex seems uncool, the only rational explanation is that pretending she isn’t overwhelmingly cool is how she gets off!

  6. Piotr W
    Piotr W
    January 20, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Seriously, people in this dorm *are* creepy…

    • anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
      anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
      January 20, 2020 at 11:30 am | #

      where “some” is a number that can vary between a single entity to the total population of said dorm.

  7. Nono
    Nono
    January 20, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Billie isn’t the only person in this dorm who needs a prescription.

  8. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 20, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    GoodNESS I worry about these girls.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 20, 2020 at 3:56 am | #

      I worry about everyone in their path

  9. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    January 20, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    i’d close the door slowly, too. wtf. take the excitement down from an 8 to, like, a 3, okay Billie’s Personal Fanclub?

  10. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 20, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    I for one look forward to that slipshine

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      January 20, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      Why look forward, when you can look to the past?

  11. Suet
    Suet
    January 20, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

    Scandalous? Mmmm-maybe.

    Bright side, no one is still calling Billie‘s bluff, in any shape or form

  12. ivy
    ivy
    January 20, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

    Honestly I wouldn’t want to introduce anyone, be it a friend or romantic interest, to these creepy fetishistic fucks either.

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      January 20, 2020 at 4:06 am | #

      I wouldn’t even give them an introduction to Shakespeare

  13. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    January 20, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

    Why is that one girl doing sign language? Is she partially deaf?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      January 20, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

      Yes.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      January 20, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

      AFAIK, Beatrice is deaf.

    • Tan
      Tan
      January 20, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

      That is Beatrice. She is deaf. She signs when she talks, and sometimes also Nash signs conversations going on around her to help her keep up (though she does seem to be able to lip-read to some degree as well)

    • Sam
      Sam
      January 20, 2020 at 2:20 pm | #

      Beatrice is deaf.

      To quote an earlier strip: “Whatever you said, shut up and let us help you get set up in here.” She and Nash frequently do ASL but Beatrice is the one always looking at it rather than Nash who seems to do it for Beatrice’s ease of keeping up.

  14. Tacos
    Tacos
    January 20, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

    These people definitely need to go outside some more.

    • JBento
      JBento
      January 20, 2020 at 7:04 am | #

      Why are you exposing the general population to them? Keep them confined.

  15. bcb
    bcb
    January 20, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

    How can Rose tell the glasses are perscription? Is Rose a superhero?

    • miri
      miri
      January 20, 2020 at 12:48 am | #

      Depending how strong they are and if they’re coated, they may visibly refract/reflect light differently to thin plain glass.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      January 20, 2020 at 1:19 am | #

      It’s not that hard…especially if she’s farsighted, or has a strong prescription. (The latter doesn’t seem to be the case. Hard to guess on the former.) The lenses cause distortion – even my relatively weak glasses for nearsightedness cause a visible disjoint in the line of my face between the bits behind glass and the bits not.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      January 20, 2020 at 1:31 am | #

      My old glasses/prescription the lenses were like 6mm thick at the edges. The new ones are much smaller so I can peep under them to read up close, but I’m basically blind past 10 feet. So yeah, if the person they’re made for is near sighted enough it’s possible to tell from across a room if the lenses are prescription.

    • Sam
      Sam
      January 20, 2020 at 4:17 am | #

      It is obvious sometimes from thickness of lenses or because you can visibly see distortion when you look at them or because light bounces off differently. Rose herself also wears glasses so this also likely makes it easier for her to tell as she has seen many times herself what glasses look like.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        January 20, 2020 at 4:35 am | #

        Everyone here is wearing glasses, which is what’s weird. How do Nash and Beatrice not notice the obvious not-plane-ness of them?

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          January 20, 2020 at 10:46 am | #

          Perhaps they were distracted by the (imagined) sexy.

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      January 20, 2020 at 8:48 am | #

      It’s even easier with those of us who prefer traditional ‘lined’ bi- and tri-focals.

  16. miri
    miri
    January 20, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

    Those girls are really really strange in a creepy way and I don’t like them. I’m not a Lucy fan and feel sorry for her, having them as her de facto social group and feel that Carla is a better friends choice. But can also see, if she ever goes there and they realise she’s trans as well as rich, a friend of Billie’s (sorta) etc them deciding to either worship her instead of Billie in this sort of fetishistic manner and be unwittingly really othering and problematic – or deciding she tries too hard and being nasty, othering and REALLY problematic.

    Carla might just need to burn down their Halls either way.

    • CoMa
      CoMa
      January 20, 2020 at 1:11 am | #

      Honestly, I think they and Billie would be better off if they were to worship Carla – mostly because I believe Carla would be able to handle them. The first Billie’d have needed to do is either be honest with them about Ruth or tell them that her personal life is none of their concern – but she didn’t due to “I was a cheerleader”-glory being supported.

      Carla constantly indicates she’s worthy enough to be worshipped, but I bet if they’d go too far in one point or another, such as lingering in front of her room when she clearly wants privacy, she’d very likely tell them so without caring about scaring them off. I doubt they’d be nasty, and if they were – Carla knows ways of dealing with that (also, don’t they have Zaph in their dorm?). Just my thoughts, though.

      • HMH
        HMH
        January 20, 2020 at 3:26 am | #

        “Honestly, I think they and Billie would be better off if they were to worship Carla – mostly because I believe Carla would be able to handle them.”

        Like, she literally is the Tearer of Band-Aids, the Cleaner of Closets, Air-er of Laundry, Shatterer of Illusions. She would find it entertaining for a while, surely, but once she was bored I have no doubt she would straight-up say “you are grown women, this is not high school, update your value set to something sensible and stop being so damn ridiculous.”

        • StClair
          StClair
          January 20, 2020 at 10:45 am | #

          Agreed.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          January 20, 2020 at 3:54 pm | #

          That would just make them fangirl even harder.

  17. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    January 20, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

    Now I can’t unpicture Billie in dominatrix-gear.

    • Chaucer59
      Chaucer59
      January 20, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

      Easier to picture Ruth. Billie’s a bottom.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        January 20, 2020 at 1:34 am | #

        Ruth is only a dom for people she needs to intimidate for professional reasons (keeping the kids in the dorm in line). I don’t think she’s actually into the whole BDSM scene IRL. However Word of God could say I’m all full of it.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          January 20, 2020 at 5:23 am | #

          [Laughs in Slipshine] For just a few easy payments of $147.35 a week, you could find out.

          • LeslieBean4shizzle
            LeslieBean4shizzle
            January 20, 2020 at 3:28 pm | #

            **raises eyebrow**
            It’s $9.99 a month. Jeez, don’t over-inflate the price.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              January 20, 2020 at 5:52 pm | #

              Oh, is that the real price? “I” “wouldn’t” “know”.

        • Barf Ninjason
          Barf Ninjason
          January 20, 2020 at 1:20 pm | #

          Not much evidence, but there was one of the comics where they’re…I think hate-making-out or something? And Ruth starts saying what she’ll do to Billie but is interrupted somehow, but the alt-text of the panel finishing her sentence is “…and I’ll spank you so hard” and I could see Ruth saying that.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 20, 2020 at 7:50 am | #

        I think they both switch. If that’s what’s actually going on.

        They definitely were both getting turned on by the fake fighting they were staging earlier. And it wasn’t always Billie losing.

  18. leadsynth
    leadsynth
    January 20, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book 10: Financial Dedication to Staged Sexual Normcore

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      January 20, 2020 at 1:47 am | #

      Unironically this

  19. Hazel
    Hazel
    January 20, 2020 at 1:15 am | #

    I fucking love these women

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      January 20, 2020 at 6:48 pm | #

      Agreed. They are the best characters.

  20. Sporky
    Sporky
    January 20, 2020 at 1:21 am | #

    Jesus christ can forest hall just stop

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 20, 2020 at 1:40 am | #

      all signs point to… no.

  21. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    January 20, 2020 at 1:55 am | #

    These three are delusional. Real life sexuality isn’t like in porn movies. There’s no awkward penthouse letters narration, badly written plots about infidelities and science fiction scenarios, and no unrealistic expectations from hentai.

    Also, being a dominatrix and using respecripted glasses aren’t mutually exclusive. You can be sexy and have disabilities at the same time.

    • HMH
      HMH
      January 20, 2020 at 3:22 am | #

      I mean, they’re also all first-year college students, and given the general theme of the wing, they are all incredibly sheltered.

      • Hazel
        Hazel
        January 20, 2020 at 7:14 am | #

        They all sound like 17-19 year olds having fun jumping to wild conclusions. Except for a bit of stretching for comedy’s sake, all pretty normal.

  22. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    January 20, 2020 at 1:55 am | #

    prescripted*

  23. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    January 20, 2020 at 1:55 am | #

    Haven’t seen that many glasses wearing girls in one comic since I last checked out Frivolesque

  24. Pocky
    Pocky
    January 20, 2020 at 2:35 am | #

    I feel really called out by this page

    don’t kink shame me

  25. CJ
    CJ
    January 20, 2020 at 3:47 am | #

    WTF?

  26. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 20, 2020 at 4:15 am | #

    The girls in this hall are definitely creeping me out. Also I have no idea what “financial dedication to staged sexual normcore” means.

    • Sam
      Sam
      January 20, 2020 at 4:26 am | #

      From my read it means ‘Billie bought prescription lenses instead of normal fake lenses to pretend to be dressed in a way that is deemed as normal by everyone for sexual roleplay purposes where she pretends to be normal rather than literally amazing’. Because they think Billie doesn’t need glasses because of you know, Billie hiding that she needs glasses.

  27. KSClaw
    KSClaw
    January 20, 2020 at 4:45 am | #

    … I feel like this is what it feels like for people to be shipped in real life, and being told about it.

  28. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    January 20, 2020 at 5:33 am | #

    Just remember. Billie wanted their admiration. She wanted this.

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      January 20, 2020 at 6:35 am | #

      Consider her petard thoroughly hoisted

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus
      January 20, 2020 at 6:36 am | #

      Admiration, not obsession.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        January 20, 2020 at 11:37 am | #

        She wanted attention, without considering possible blowback. She asked for this.

        • Dan
          Dan
          January 20, 2020 at 7:34 pm | #

          I feel like the phrase “she asked for this” is not a good gravitas to lend this sort of behavior. Nobody “invites” creepy, obsessive behavior like this. That’s not a justification.

  29. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    January 20, 2020 at 6:01 am | #

    Malaya deserves an award for not killing everyone in this building when she was here.

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      January 20, 2020 at 9:08 am | #

      Agreed. She’s more kind that she seems.

      • Kat
        Kat
        January 20, 2020 at 10:37 pm | #

        Is she? Or is leaving them merely more unkindness to the rest of the world? Like that one guy who shall apparently never be mentioned in this comic again. Mitchell or something?

  30. Jon
    Jon
    January 20, 2020 at 6:12 am | #

    What’s with the blue / transparent hands? Does that indicate ASL or something like that?

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      January 20, 2020 at 6:23 am | #

      Yes. It’s also used with Marcie (and Malaya and Sal when they’re talking to her).

    • Geeky Warrior
      Geeky Warrior
      January 20, 2020 at 9:12 am | #

      Yeah, the right most character Beatrice, is deaf I believe.

  31. Kilgaen
    Kilgaen
    January 20, 2020 at 6:56 am | #

    Okay, at first I thought they were okay but harmless, but now I really don’t like those people. This shit is creepy

  32. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    January 20, 2020 at 7:04 am | #

    Is this what fans are like? Is this how people see fandoms?

    • Sam
      Sam
      January 20, 2020 at 8:59 am | #

      This is what obsessive fetishistic creepy fans are like at least.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        January 21, 2020 at 12:00 am | #

        Billie Fanfic!

  33. JBento
    JBento
    January 20, 2020 at 7:06 am | #

    Restraining orders for everyone.

  34. Happilychaotic
    Happilychaotic
    January 20, 2020 at 7:42 am | #

    My god, these girls are unbelievably creepy!

  35. Kaz
    Kaz
    January 20, 2020 at 8:05 am | #

    Why is this reminding me of the “fujoshi” anime trope? I mean it’s clearly not between dudes but the nutso reasoning seems on par.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      January 20, 2020 at 8:24 am | #

      You want a term for female fans who enjoy any media works or fanworks with romantic relationships between women, rather than men.

    • Sam
      Sam
      January 20, 2020 at 8:58 am | #

      Because it is kind of fetishistic/creepily obsessive/fixated on their sex lives like fujoshis. They don’t even know Ruth and they are creating a narrative for her and Billie’s sex life based on literally nothing. It’s not quite the same, but it is hitting some of the same notes as it.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      January 20, 2020 at 12:42 pm | #

      I am at work, and for my own safety, will not look up that word until I get home.

      • Sam
        Sam
        January 20, 2020 at 2:09 pm | #

        A fujoshi is basically a woman (usually straight) who fetishes gay men and their sex as some ‘sinful guilty pleasure’. They basically generally want gay (particularly sexual) content but don’t support real gay people or want to listen when gay men say ‘hey, it’s cool if you enjoy this content, but can you maybe treat it as if it is a loving intimate act rather than an abombination/not label gay men as your nasty sinful babies for being gay and in love’. They’re the types of people that think it is ‘hot’ but still want to be homophobic about it.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 20, 2020 at 4:59 pm | #

          Well, that’s the worst case scenario anyways.

          A fujoshi is just a female fan of M/M ships.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        January 20, 2020 at 4:03 pm | #

        You are perfectly safe looking up that word. Don’t however, mix up that word with futanari. I made that mistake once. . . . Once.

  36. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    January 20, 2020 at 9:02 am | #

    FACEPALM! People on this floor are impossible. Malaya has all my support
    for leaving it as soon as possible.

  37. SlothfulCobra
    SlothfulCobra
    January 20, 2020 at 9:27 am | #

    Gross.

  38. John
    John
    January 20, 2020 at 9:43 am | #

    That is just sad and unhealthy. I feel sorry for them.

  39. Derek
    Derek
    January 20, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

    nobody in this dorm talks or behaves like a normal person

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      January 20, 2020 at 5:57 pm | #

      Versus the other characters in the comic?

  40. Lena
    Lena
    January 20, 2020 at 1:39 pm | #

    God these people are creeps

  41. PB
    PB
    January 20, 2020 at 1:46 pm | #

    Good work, Genius Squad.

    Also I kind of hate Forest Quad a little now.

  42. Random832
    Random832
    January 20, 2020 at 6:05 pm | #

    Wait, do they not know Billie wears glasses, or do they, the three of them all wearing glasses, think the fact that Ruth wears them is somehow notable?

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      January 20, 2020 at 6:46 pm | #

      They don’t know that Billie wears them, if I remember correctly.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        January 20, 2020 at 9:33 pm | #

        They didn’t know, but Joyce told them when Faz came to visit.

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