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by David M Willis on December 23, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Look Straight Ahead
└ Tags: daisy, jennifer, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    December 23, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    wow yeah, yesterday’s alt-text, that is a Panel 1

    hi D. Daisy Dameson

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      December 23, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      The second level of humor hovertext adds is just too much.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      December 23, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

      That reference brought me joy. ^^

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 23, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

      With any luck, Willis saved a model of the background for later use.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      December 23, 2020 at 3:29 am | #

      Even if it had been hard to draw, through selective compression Willis would have still been able to get the basics of the atrium across in an immediately-recognizable manner.

      As a comparison, if you draw a picture of an old-time ocean liner with four funnels on it, people will generally realize you are making reference to Titanic, even if you DON’T have each and every last rivet and porthole in their proper places.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        December 23, 2020 at 1:54 pm | #

        Which sucks when you’re actually trying to depict one of the numerous other four-funnel liners that existed between 1897 and 1950 (my personal favorite possibly being the RMS Aquitainia).

    • clif
      clif
      December 23, 2020 at 9:49 am | #

      Speaking of background, is Walky still just hanging around Jennifer and Daisy is fine with it, or has has he started working at the paper this semester?

  2. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 23, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Jesus God, someone get Daisy a girlfriend. XD

    • JetstreamGW
      JetstreamGW
      December 23, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      You’d think she’d have at least scored some pity banging by now.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        December 23, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

        Alas, her fetish is for superheroes

        • Clif
          Clif
          December 23, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

          There’s always Night-Guy. I hear he’s available.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            December 23, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

            Daisy’s lesbian, so Nightguy doesn’t cut it for her.

            • Dark_T_Zeratul
              Dark_T_Zeratul
              December 23, 2020 at 3:05 am | #

              Then she’ll just have to hold out for the sudden, unexpected, and overly-dramatic appearance of Spider-Car.

              • Bogeywoman
                Bogeywoman
                December 23, 2020 at 3:30 am | #

                I could definitely roll with daisy and Carla.

                • Bogeywoman
                  Bogeywoman
                  December 23, 2020 at 3:31 am | #

                  Dammit. So many fan art ideas (and okay to moderate artistic skills) and no platform for random late night posting before shamebrain kicks in

      • RowenMorland
        RowenMorland
        December 23, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

        Maybe its a thirst that cannot be quenched by mortal nectars?

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      December 23, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

      Is Malaya still

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        December 23, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

        Crap, is Malaya still available? Seems like the likeliest choice from the main cast.

        • Rose by Any Other Name
          Rose by Any Other Name
          December 23, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

          Well… there’s Ruth. She is now single.

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            December 23, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

            That’s true. There comes the awkwardness of Jennifer’s employer dating her ex-girlfriend.

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            December 23, 2020 at 1:38 am | #

            Ruth isn’t a superhero, but she’s pretty badass. Maybe she could get a costume, call herself “The Canuck” and that’ll totally be enough for Daisy.

            • Blindness
              Blindness
              December 23, 2020 at 2:21 am | #

              Not “The Femur”? The masked avenger who rips out the femur of those who oppose her?

            • ktbear
              ktbear
              December 23, 2020 at 2:25 am | #

              So long as Ruth remembers to add a chest window to her costume I’m sure Daisy will be happy.

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                December 23, 2020 at 2:54 am | #

                Make it maple-leaf-shaped.

      • Sporky
        Sporky
        December 24, 2020 at 3:35 am | #

        No, she’s constantly in motion

    • bcb
      bcb
      December 23, 2020 at 1:39 am | #

      Daisy and Ruth?

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 23, 2020 at 10:06 pm | #

      I see you read the pages in the background.

    • DSL
      DSL
      December 25, 2020 at 2:37 pm | #

      Dealing with the side -, after- and fringe-effects of the boss’s libido is never fun. My college paper editor’s f***buddy was on the grad student senate and thought he could dictate coverage — and then a succession of real-world editors and their hyperstimulated nether regions always left me a minefield, or at least an uncleaned dog run, to navigate as I tried to commit journalism in a small town.

  3. Octopus Ink
    Octopus Ink
    December 23, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Daisy’s Freudian Slip is showing.

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      December 23, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      “Making a LUST and checking it twice…”

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        December 23, 2020 at 1:34 am | #

        If she can find someone naughty, that would be nice.

        • Blindness
          Blindness
          December 23, 2020 at 2:21 am | #

          she needs some ho ho hos

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            December 23, 2020 at 2:55 am | #

            An unquenchable thirst even the mighty lttstore.com water bottle is no match against.

  4. Yumi
    Yumi
    December 23, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    The newspaper layout in the background is sending me.

    • ian livs
      ian livs
      December 23, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      Thank you for calling my attention to that beautiful background detail

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        December 23, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

        Yeah, I love that background. Dasiy makes a fine J. Jonah Jameson (J.K. Simmons concedes the crown), but Billie is really screwing up the Peter Parker bit!

        • Clif
          Clif
          December 23, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

          Great Ceasars Ghost!!

          • sultryglebe
            sultryglebe
            December 23, 2020 at 1:24 am | #

            Billie could be Lois Lane.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      December 23, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

      I was expecting insane conspiracy theory papers with string and tacks. Good to know Daisy’s not there yet.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      December 23, 2020 at 8:05 am | #

      For a personals ad there are a lot of headlines (*looks closer*)…isn’t it an abuse of your power to do that on the front page, Daisy.

      • clif
        clif
        December 23, 2020 at 9:34 am | #

        But it’s her responsibility to discover the Amazi-number.

        With great power comes great responsibility.

  5. Jamie
    Jamie
    December 23, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    Just… just get Sal to dress up for her.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      December 23, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      Oh hey I have a new avatar.

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 23, 2020 at 1:04 am | #

        It’s your imagination. You’ve always had that avatar. Go back and check the old comments in the archives and you’ll see I’m right.

      • crow
        crow
        December 23, 2020 at 1:38 am | #

        Oh wow, neat

      • Ob
        Ob
        December 23, 2020 at 2:38 am | #

        Looks like everyone got new avatars. I wonder who I got…

        • Ob
          Ob
          December 23, 2020 at 2:39 am | #

          Damnit Malaya!

          … I guess it could be worse.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            December 23, 2020 at 2:57 am | #

            You can always play with the capitalization in your email address to re-roll. Maybe you’ll get Capt. Julia Gray, maybe you’ll get Faz. Who knows!

            • UnfrozenNeanderthal
              UnfrozenNeanderthal
              December 23, 2020 at 1:39 pm | #

              Don’t think Faz is in the rotation this time

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                December 23, 2020 at 2:58 pm | #

                Yeah, unlike previous shuffles, it doesn’t look like it just added some new options, but replaced all the old ones.

          • clif
            clif
            December 23, 2020 at 10:20 am | #

            Damnet is Malaya’s first name.

        • foamy
          foamy
          December 23, 2020 at 5:05 am | #

          Survey says…

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          December 23, 2020 at 8:11 am | #

          Oooh, wonder what I got?

          • Azhrei Vep
            Azhrei Vep
            December 23, 2020 at 8:12 am | #

            I’m okay with this. I did like Jacob better, though.

            • Holly
              Holly
              December 23, 2020 at 2:04 pm | #

              I’ve not seen and Jacobs yet.

              • Holly
                Holly
                December 23, 2020 at 2:04 pm | #

                *Any. And it seems I am still Dotty.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      December 23, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      Billie wasn’t wrong about Sal being Amazi-Girl, she just miscalculated the dates when she was interpreting the ancient texts

      • clif
        clif
        December 23, 2020 at 10:26 am | #

        Spoilers.

    • Lars
      Lars
      December 23, 2020 at 2:43 am | #

      As Shortpacked readers know, Lucy will become the new Amazi-Girl. But dressing up Lucy won’t do the trick as she’s all over Nightguy.

      • Lars
        Lars
        December 23, 2020 at 2:45 am | #

        New grvatar as well. From Uke-Danny to Booster. Interesting.

  6. ThunderNight
    ThunderNight
    December 23, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Finally more Daisy

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 23, 2020 at 2:59 am | #

      I don’t think we’ve seen her since the DeSanto rally.

      Never mind pictures of Spider-Man Amazi-Girl, we need more Daisy, Tony, and Beef updates, dammit!

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 23, 2020 at 8:01 am | #

        She had a panel while Robin was holed up at Leslie’s.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          December 23, 2020 at 10:11 pm | #

          Ah, yes, when she needed some time to herself in the bathroom.

  7. Dean
    Dean
    December 23, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Her fanfic just isn’t doing it anymore.

  8. Ray
    Ray
    December 23, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Daisy channeling her inner J. Jonah Jameson…

    • Vukodlak
      Vukodlak
      December 23, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      If J.J was gay for Spider Man

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        December 23, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

        I’m sure someone has written fanfic based around that theme.

        • Illithid
          Illithid
          December 23, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

          I had to go and look…

          It was kinda meh.

        • Lingo
          Lingo
          December 23, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

          Bah, what would Julia Gray know about fanfic?

          • UnfrozenNeanderthal
            UnfrozenNeanderthal
            December 23, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

            glass houses people

      • StClair
        StClair
        December 23, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

        It’s been a joke/meme in some quarters that several of his rogues are, though few with the… intensity (and level of obsession) displayed by the Joker Venom.

        And in one continuity, he somehow passed this quality (along with the rest of the “Parker Luck”) to his daughter Mayday, who got several love-confessions, including from the new Black Cat.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        December 23, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

        What do you mean, “if?”

      • Newllend(henryvolt)
        Newllend(henryvolt)
        December 23, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

        okay look you know if Jay Jonah Jameson could get his hands on nudes of Spider-Man whether it be for erotic reasons or not he would.

      • Switchchris
        Switchchris
        December 23, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

        He would take offense to that, he isnt gay, he is Spideysexual.
        He is very picky when it comes to what word you use lol.

        • Clif
          Clif
          December 23, 2020 at 1:09 am | #

          Arachnidality exists somewhere on the web.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            December 23, 2020 at 9:19 am | #

            *imagines spiders crawling on someone’s genitals*

            *tries to imagine being turned on by this*

            Yeah, I like spiders, but NO

            • clif
              clif
              December 23, 2020 at 9:40 am | #

              Agree. But I stand by my conviction that it exists somewhere on the Interwebs.

      • Some Ed
        Some Ed
        December 23, 2020 at 12:43 pm | #

        Wait. It wasn’t canon that JJ was, um, spideysexual? I’m feeling so confused now.

  9. UnfrozenNeanderthal
    UnfrozenNeanderthal
    December 23, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Yay, Daisy’s back, ‘s been a while

  10. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    December 23, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Amazi-Girl: Hot Threat or Sexy Menace?

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 23, 2020 at 1:11 am | #

      Hm. That’s a hard one.

    • deathjavu
      deathjavu
      December 23, 2020 at 1:41 am | #

      Yes.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      December 23, 2020 at 3:55 am | #

      Why not both?.gif

  11. MadameSocio
    MadameSocio
    December 23, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    I do wonder if Daisy will ever get to really meet Amber/Amazi-Girl, that’d be neat. (Btw, anyone know how to access the alt text on mobile?)

    • plasticwrap
      plasticwrap
      December 23, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

      You click just below the strip. Either left or right.

      • MadameSocio
        MadameSocio
        December 23, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

        Thanks a ton!

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      December 23, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

      Tap the navigation bar anywhere except the buttons. Or do a long press on the comic image until it pops up. One of those should work on most touch screen devices.

    • bcb
      bcb
      December 23, 2020 at 1:36 am | #

      Also, some browsers offer their own way to see the alt text of any image. In Kiwi Browser for Android, you can press and hold an image, then click “image” in the window that pops up and it will show you the alt text.

  12. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    December 23, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Hopefully Walky doesn’t blurt out something that could cause problems.

    • clif
      clif
      December 23, 2020 at 9:41 am | #

      When has he ever done that?

  13. cmasta1992
    cmasta1992
    December 23, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    Daisy is way too horny on main

    • cmasta1992
      cmasta1992
      December 23, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      You have got to be kidding me

      • StClair
        StClair
        December 23, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

        Perfection.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      December 23, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

      +1 for comment-gravatar synergy.

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      December 23, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

      HA-HA!

  14. plasticwrap
    plasticwrap
    December 23, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

    Haha, J. Jenna Jameson horny.

  15. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    December 23, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

    Ah Daisy it’s been to long, still lonely and sexually frustrated as ever it seems….But seriously she needs to go and meet someone these obsessions are getting unhealthy.

  16. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    December 23, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

    I WANT PICTURES OF AMAZI-GIRL ON MY DESK YESTERDAY!

    • Newllend(henryvolt)
      Newllend(henryvolt)
      December 23, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

      Soon pictures of her on your desk or pictures of her sitting on your desk sexully. Because if it’s the latter I might need time to commission someone.

      • Proto_Eevee
        Proto_Eevee
        December 23, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

        it was the former, but now….

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        December 23, 2020 at 4:00 am | #

        I’m sure Daisy would accept either.

  17. StClair
    StClair
    December 23, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

    How many batteries do you think she goes through? Like, per day?
    Or does she just run directly off the wall outlet?

    • HeatherJean
      HeatherJean
      December 23, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      That’s so last-millennium. Nearly all modern devices run off USB.

      • clif
        clif
        December 23, 2020 at 9:06 am | #

        Now if we had gotten the future with Tesla’s broadcast power, the question would have never arisen. In theory we could have mobile appliances that were always on.

  18. Lingo
    Lingo
    December 23, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

    I guess Jennifer’s gotten over this incident.

    • GutterChick
      GutterChick
      December 23, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

      Oh man that takes me back. Every time I see old DoA strips I relive my days of being 20 and my first year being gay

    • woobie
      woobie
      December 23, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

      2013!?
      dammit

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      December 23, 2020 at 1:04 am | #

      Incidentally, the strip immediately prior to that was the comic’s first to be posted with hovertext.

      • clif
        clif
        December 23, 2020 at 9:16 am | #

        Amend to hovertext that wasn’t just the title.

    • clif
      clif
      December 23, 2020 at 9:22 am | #

      I had forgotten that Willis promised us a sexy cliffhanger every Friday.

  19. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    December 23, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

    Anyway if there was ever a time for Amber/Amazi-girl to take a break it probably be now. I mean she’s still probably has a huge load of problems to deal with and future ones will definitely arise later down the road but after dealing with the Fallout of her past demons coming back to haunt her she should probably walk away from cape right now.

    • clif
      clif
      December 23, 2020 at 9:19 am | #

      Maybe Daisy could start to cover Roller Derby.

  20. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    December 23, 2020 at 12:55 am | #

    It’s ok Daisy, we all want more sexy Amazi-girl pictures in our lives. We’ll just have to offer prayers to fan artists that draw lewd images.

  21. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    December 23, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

    I am torn between saying “can somebody gift an access to the proper slipshine pictures to this desperate woman?” and thinking that maybe wouldnt be the best for her to get what she wants…

  22. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 23, 2020 at 1:05 am | #

    We’re gonna get an end of storyline scene of Daisy in the Amazi-suit.

  23. NinjaMaid
    NinjaMaid
    December 23, 2020 at 1:22 am | #

    Rarely comments and just passively lurks.

    Still posts to find out what avatar I’m at

    • NinjaMaid
      NinjaMaid
      December 23, 2020 at 1:23 am | #

      Yeah, yeah this is acceptable

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      December 23, 2020 at 1:37 am | #

      Nice. That’s good luck, I hear.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        December 23, 2020 at 3:07 am | #

        *stares at avatars* What.

        • Bogeywoman
          Bogeywoman
          December 23, 2020 at 3:23 am | #

          *backs away*

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          December 23, 2020 at 4:46 am | #

          It’s like a playing card…

          • clif
            clif
            December 23, 2020 at 9:24 am | #

            You mean we should deal with it?

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              December 23, 2020 at 4:59 pm | #

              The game was rigged from the start.

  24. Jason Rivest
    Jason Rivest
    December 23, 2020 at 1:25 am | #

    I do hope Daisy finds someone, though I admit her thirstiness is entertaining.

  25. Bagge
    Bagge
    December 23, 2020 at 1:29 am | #

    Poor Daisy, always looking for love* in the wrong places.

    *) You know what I mean

  26. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    December 23, 2020 at 1:37 am | #

    I want Amazi-fanservice!

    • clif
      clif
      December 23, 2020 at 9:54 am | #

      Don’t we all?

  27. Rainhat
    Rainhat
    December 23, 2020 at 1:43 am | #

    So, what do you imagine Daisy’s one note sounds like?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      December 23, 2020 at 1:46 am | #

      It’s a G

      • RacingTurtle
        RacingTurtle
        December 23, 2020 at 3:03 am | #

        WHEN I WAS
        A YOUNG BOY

        Don’t think that was the joke you were going for, but here we are. Like Daisy, we’ll just have to carry on.

        • RacingTurtle
          RacingTurtle
          December 23, 2020 at 3:04 am | #

          I’m Lucy now! How exciting!

    • clif
      clif
      December 23, 2020 at 9:56 am | #

      Approximately 391.995 Hz.

  28. PiotrW
    PiotrW
    December 23, 2020 at 2:00 am | #

    Wait, I thought Amber got publicly outed as AG?

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      December 23, 2020 at 3:10 am | #

      That was never established in-comic. It’s hard to imagine she wasn’t, since she undressed in public, but the next two relevant story beats were “Billie still doesn’t believe it” and “Blaine didn’t admit it to Lester”.

      • clif
        clif
        December 23, 2020 at 10:04 am | #

        Amber got public outed as AG – never happened.

        She undressed in public – What?
        I like your universe. Let’s live there.

        Unless it happened off panel durring the time skip.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 23, 2020 at 10:50 am | #

          After stopping Blaine, she tore off the Amazi-suit out on the street. In public. With silhouettes in the background.

          • OBBWG
            OBBWG
            December 23, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

            “I have no idea who this is.”

            • PB
              PB
              December 23, 2020 at 2:12 pm | #

              I mean yeah that checks out

  29. BenRG
    BenRG
    December 23, 2020 at 2:15 am | #

    So, I’m thinking that Daisy’s interest in Amazi-Girl is more than strictly professional? Someone should tell Amber that she has a serious fangirl!

    Meanwhile, my big worry is that Walky is going to do something ultra-stupid or at least start being Night-Guy more regularly because he wants to help Jennifer with her job.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      December 23, 2020 at 3:11 am | #

      A fangirl who isn’t an ex of her boyfriend!

      • clif
        clif
        December 23, 2020 at 1:53 pm | #

        And not an ex of Dorothy.

        As far as we know.

    • Newllend(henryvolt)
      Newllend(henryvolt)
      December 23, 2020 at 5:37 pm | #

      I am all for this idea of stupidity because it will lead to hilarious antics.

  30. Jem
    Jem
    December 23, 2020 at 3:13 am | #

    I’m mostly posting to see my new avatar, but…Billie has AG’s phone number, and AG *is* single. But not dissimilar to Ruth, she’s too sober to date these days.

  31. Jem
    Jem
    December 23, 2020 at 3:14 am | #

    OH YAY. I OWN THIS MAGNET.

  32. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    December 23, 2020 at 3:18 am | #

    SHIPPED

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      December 23, 2020 at 3:22 am | #

      1. Oh shit. Suddenly I’m Carla. Sweet. Literally the greatest person in the entire cast. Literally. In all ways. Now to use this power for evil good
      2. Now I want to write fan fiction and draw bad fan art but post it /as/ daisy…. and pretend it’s bad because it’s daisy drawing it and not me…

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        December 23, 2020 at 6:15 am | #

        Second-best. My Gravitar is the best.

        • clif
          clif
          December 23, 2020 at 9:27 am | #

          Yeah, but that wasn’t randomly assigned.

          Was it?

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            December 23, 2020 at 10:37 am | #

            Yes. I played with my email capitalization hunting for Dina, but decided to stick with Fuckface when he showed up. Pretty sure I’m the only person who has him right now.

  33. Heather
    Heather
    December 23, 2020 at 3:30 am | #

    You’re missing ‘Is she into girls?’ in that background article chief. (And unfortunately for you it seems the answer is no).

  34. Orangey
    Orangey
    December 23, 2020 at 3:37 am | #

    Someone please find daisy a girlfriend

  35. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    December 23, 2020 at 3:39 am | #

    Jennifer: “Amazi-Girl hasn’t really been around campus since October, Daisy.”
    unsaid: “However, there were literally hundreds of her seen on Halloween.  It was such a popular costume you couldn’t find a set of coveralls or a cape between Indianapolis and Terre Haute.”

    And little by little Willis fills in the details from the time-skip.

  36. Keulen
    Keulen
    December 23, 2020 at 3:49 am | #

    Daisy really needs a girlfriend. And I really did not expect to imagine Daisy talking like J. Jonah Jameson today.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      December 23, 2020 at 4:23 am | #

      Looking like him – swap the pencil for a cigar!

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      December 23, 2020 at 6:03 am | #

      Amazi-Girl is a menace! She needs to be taken off the streets and brought into the secure, tender embrace of my arms! … What?

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        December 23, 2020 at 10:20 pm | #

        Gigglesnort!

  37. Catman
    Catman
    December 23, 2020 at 4:20 am | #

    Daisy… You are both a big mood and to horny

  38. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    December 23, 2020 at 6:07 am | #

    My biggest disappointment with this strip is that Daisy doesn’t have a giant Coffee Mustache on her.

    I mean, yeah, it’d be obnoxiously silly, but come on, crank that shit up to 11! 😀

  39. He Who Abides
    He Who Abides
    December 23, 2020 at 6:17 am | #

    Someone get Daisy a drink, she’s dying of thirst.

  40. Lordhaw
    Lordhaw
    December 23, 2020 at 7:52 am | #

    I love the background in the last panel…I know it’s been said before but I’ll say it again. Gave me a smile this cold and stressful morning.

  41. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    December 23, 2020 at 8:02 am | #

    This…what?

  42. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    December 23, 2020 at 8:36 am | #

    I guess I should see what I got on Gravatar roulette this time.

    • clif
      clif
      December 23, 2020 at 10:07 am | #

      You win.

  43. Ziggy78eog
    Ziggy78eog
    December 23, 2020 at 8:48 am | #

    Daisy: “Parker!? Parker!! Blast it, where is that darn Parker!? I want those Amazi-girl pictures!!”
    Jennifer: “Ummm, nobody, named Parker, works in the Student Paper.”
    Daisy: “Damn it, don’t take this from me!”

  44. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    December 23, 2020 at 9:15 am | #

    Oh. I understood that reference.

    • clif
      clif
      December 23, 2020 at 10:14 am | #

      The reference to yesterday’s hypertext? The Jamison reference? The headline reference?

      You have to specify which reference you mean before we can misinterpret you.

  45. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    December 23, 2020 at 9:43 am | #

    Walky looks pretty worried. Or surprised.

    • Alaric
      Alaric
      December 23, 2020 at 12:12 pm | #

      OR he’s trying to figure out whether NightGuy can fill in for Amazi-Girl, to help Bil- er, Jennifer out. It’s just crazy enough to be something Walky would think of (but not to work).

  46. Nevermaker
    Nevermaker
    December 23, 2020 at 10:01 am | #

    Jeez, girl, it’s been MONTHS, just get Tinder or something.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 23, 2020 at 10:22 pm | #

      Not sure if Tinder has been invented yet in the Dumbiverse.

  47. geno
    geno
    December 23, 2020 at 1:35 pm | #

    Waiting for Billie to dress up as Amazi-Girl

  48. PB
    PB
    December 23, 2020 at 2:11 pm | #

    I don’t know if her recent adventures counted as sexy, J. Daisy Jameson.

    Also I have ZERO complaints about my new gravatar.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      December 23, 2020 at 8:33 pm | #

      Dammit. For a whole day, I was special.

      Ah well. Welcome to Clan Fuckface.

      • PB
        PB
        December 25, 2020 at 4:07 pm | #

        Soon we shall conquer the comments section. >:)

  49. Freddie!
    Freddie!
    December 23, 2020 at 2:16 pm | #

    So much DETAIL! –
    BWAHAHAaaaaaaaa

  50. MrSmith
    MrSmith
    December 23, 2020 at 2:33 pm | #

    whats my new pic?

  51. Arianod
    Arianod
    December 23, 2020 at 3:35 pm | #

    “We could get you some NightGuy pics…”

    “It is NOT the same.”

  52. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    December 23, 2020 at 4:32 pm | #

    She doesn’t want to be famous?
    I’ll make her INfamous

  53. not someone else
    not someone else
    December 23, 2020 at 4:34 pm | #

    New avatar check post.

    • Dustfeather
      Dustfeather
      December 23, 2020 at 10:08 pm | #

      Curious as to mine too 🙂

  54. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    December 23, 2020 at 5:03 pm | #

    I have this theory.
    That Daisy wants to bone Amazi-Girl.

    New gravatars?

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      December 23, 2020 at 7:27 pm | #

      Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

  55. anansi
    anansi
    December 23, 2020 at 8:28 pm | #

    This puts J Jonah Jamison’s obsessions in a new light

  56. Cheshrin
    Cheshrin
    December 23, 2020 at 8:51 pm | #

    *rolls the Gravatar dice* All right, baby, who we gettin?

    • Cheshrin
      Cheshrin
      December 23, 2020 at 8:52 pm | #

      Julia “Definitely Not Joyce’s Self-Insert” Gray! Nice!

  57. nothri
    nothri
    December 23, 2020 at 8:59 pm | #

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oyztTPvu64&ab_channel=TheStupendium

  58. The Coolest Child
    The Coolest Child
    December 24, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    Hm

  59. Kaidah
    Kaidah
    December 24, 2020 at 8:37 am | #

    Real men hit their desks and demand more pictures of Amazi-girl.

    • Kaidah
      Kaidah
      December 24, 2020 at 8:38 am | #

      Oooo, new randomly generated avatar. Finally I’m one of the main cast. 😀

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